#pokespe incorrect quotes

[pokespefangirl]

Pokespe incorrect quotes

Blake/Lack-Two: Detective Looker, can I ask you something?

Looker (impatiently looking at his Croagunk sneakily going off to the Team Plasma meeting site): Yes sir?

Blake/Lack-Two: My eyes keep straying off to a certain bun-haired ex-Plasma member instead of the primary location. Is this because my intuition still thinks she's a Team Plasma member?

Looker: *No you disrespectful yet highly ranked buffoon it's because you just have the hots for her* Yes sir, it's probably just your intuition.

Blake/Lack-Two: Oh I see! Makes sense.

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Lance: I’m probably bi but I’m being tried for war crimes so I don’t really care about that right now.

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Silver: So, uh, how did mom react to the whole thing that happened at Hoenn?

Maxie: Well, when they finally let me out of prison, your mother immediately called me and told me that she "is proud of me for finally embracing my evil side in the family".

Silver: .. Huh. Doesn't sound too ba-

Maxie: .. and Lance called me shortly after and told me that he is going to hyper beam me into next Friday.

Silver: .. Ah.

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Cheren: Why are Black and White sitting with their backs to each other?

Bianca: They had a fight.

Cheren: Then why are they holding hands?

Bianca: They get sad when they fight.

[hajvaffla]

Silver Appreciation Textpost Dump (cw: ow the edge)

[preciousraltsshipping]

Ruby: So when are we gonna tell them? 
Silver: Just give them a minute. 
Gold: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

[incorrectfatui]

Pantalone: Come on, why don‘t we forget about the mission and grab lunch? Signora: Signora: I think you‘ll be dining alone, as usual.

[knightkeyes-yaoi]

Silver: it’s my birthday

Gold: yep happy birthday

Green: congratulations on ageing

Silver: i have defeated everyone who has tried to wrong me

[incorrect-poketagonist-quotes]

It's Official!

Since most of you guys wanted them in the ensemble, Yellow, Emerald, Goh, Chloe, Roy, and Dot have now joined!

Now it's time for me to learn their canon personalities...

[heyclaudiadaro]

Crystal: I take two steps forward.

Gold: I take two steps back

Crystal: We come together

Gold: Cause I'm dressed like a cat

Crystal: And you know it ain't fiction

Gold: Just a natural fact

Crystal: We come together

Gold: Cause I'm dressed like a cat

[negaiishipping]

Whitley: Do we have any orange juice left? Hugh: *pours the remaining juice into his cup* Hugh: Sorry, we’re all out.

[pokespefangirl]

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Wallace, holding an unconscious Steven: Oh no, please don't be dead again.

[incorrectdpaquotes]

Hareta, looking at a Team Galactic device: Is it a robot?

Diamond: Like in Proteam Omega?!

source: @/incorrectquoteprompts

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Sapphire: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Ruby: Not if they consent to it.

Emerald: Depends who you're stabbing.

Wally: YES?!?

[thecooleraveragejamm]

day 14 of cringetober with even more pokespe!i love incorrect quotes