#pokemon post

[jadeazora]

The video was taken down, but the admin who runs the official Pokemon TikTok is so fired.

[squidteethposting]

blonde Grimsley was something I wasn't expecting on my bingo card in 2024...

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[glesbianupland]

the shiny version of dipplin BETTER be a caramel candy apple i wont accept anything else

[ydotome]

Holidays with Pokémon - 【公式】PokéMinutos

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[ianime0]

【公式】PokéMinutes | Eevee fluffy time

[punkitt-is-here]

listen pokemon is really cool but some of the final evos for the starters are really pushing it for pokemon. that is not a thing that eats from a bowl on the ground that cunt pays rent and goes to gay bars on the weekend

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #20 Made in Blender - Pumpkaboo design by @omuart

[ruinedchildhood]

[jadeazora]

Thanks to my friend @clairvoyantxatu for alerting me to this!

The scary season is once again upon us—from its carved ornamental gourds to acts of grand theft candy by roaming gangs of elaborately disguised children. But before you set out that ceramic Gengar candy bowl or place your Phantump figure in its place of honor on the mantel, maybe it’s time to rethink our Halloween heroes.

For years, we’ve elevated Ghost-type Pokémon to the role of Halloween royalty. Before we fall into a haunted cemetery-sized rut, it may be time to crown new Halloween terrors. And who better to reign over this season of terror than Pokémon directly inspired by the dragons that have haunted real-life humanity for thousands of years?

Now that we’ve agreed it’s time for a more measured and mature approach to identifying the heroes of this year’s Pokéween—and if you didn’t agree, feel free to vent your opinions to your friendly neighborhood apparition—let’s consider the possibilities. The colorful and robust Pokémon canon offers an embarrassment of choice. If psychological mayhem is your jam, there is certainly an argument to be made for unleashing Mr. Mime on the collective consciousness and just accepting that there will be no more Pokémon Sleep for anyone ever again.

Which brings us to the obvious solution: Dragon-type Pokémon. The timing is perfect. It’s the Year of the Dragon, and dragons are hotter than Charizard’s Flamethrower. (But contrary to its appearance, Charizard is not, in fact, a Dragon-type Pokémon, although Mega Charizard X can proudly make the claim.) As we’ve already established, dragons have a fearsome reputation that spans millennia, so we know they’re scary. And to prove that point, we came with receipts (or scary Pokédex entries, which is pretty much the same thing):

(As my own personal aside, casual reminder that Mega Salamence is known to bisect its own Trainer from time to time, leading to the nickname of the blood-soaked crescent, when you put together its two Dex entries from Sun and Moon. Honestly my favorite Dex entry because it's just so edgy it wraps back around to being funny.)

Sure, a Gengar materializing from the floor for a jump scare is a classic. But compared to Dragalge sinking entire ships, leaving only silence and mystery in their wake, or Sliggoo instinctively liquifying even its friends, these pranks seem like child’s play.

[squidteethposting]

okay since pokemom masters has added Volo into the game, they have the funniest chance to make a Sygna suit Volo paired with Arceus

Just imagine how hilarious that would be

[synthaphone]

losing my mind. the pieces are all falling into place

Delibird pre-evo based on bowling pins (because penguins all cluster together on the ice!!!) and a BALL SHAPED LEOPARD SEAL TO HUNT THEM!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[hapuriainen]

Project Voltage Mikus.

Types:

grass, fire, water

rock (x2)

normal, ghost, bug

steel, fairy

flying, electric, psychic

poison, ground, ice

dragon, dark, fighting