#pointy tiny turtles

[cimmerian1275]

Have a semi-realistic blue turtle!! *throws into the crowd*

Idk if theres any good refs for the rottmnt show?? Like, theres that one crusty, tiny, jpeg of a ref where Leo looks like hes been dropped a few times (no hate on the artist, but the derpy face on it makes me chuckle everytime xD) and thats the only (official?) ref for the show designs i can find???

I CANT FIND A GOOD REF? THEN ILL MAKE MY OWN!!! *CACKLES* (i love having all this power as an artist...) I also did this for practice, this is literally the beginning of my own character development arc where i FINALLY learn to draw humanoids.

Anyways, messed around and influenced it some more with my own realistic style <3

I have come to realize my favourite turtle is a pain in the butt to draw and trying to draw his pointy ass head makes me second guess my life choices.

Welp, gonna keep doodling and figuring out what style to draw these guys in <3

[multi-fandomedfreak]

Dating Headcanons // Rise!Raph ❤

Authors note: SFDJIBJJKBDA WHY HAVENT I DONE HEADCANONS ON HIM SOONER

Characters: Obviously Raphael Hamato (just had to keep the format lol)

⚠Warnings⚠:Tiny bits of angst (Raph just gets insecure)

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-Raph is the biggest cuddle bug you have ever met in your life

-He will use any and all excuses to have you two cuddle (but tbh you don't need an excuse, one look at him and next thing you know somehow you're in his arms)

-Unfortunatly, will probably always be kinda worried that he'll hurt you in some way

-I mean to be fair, he's WELL over 6 feet this dude is pretty tall

-He's also always a little nervous that the spikes on his shell will cut you or something so you'd have to comfort him that he wouldn't hurt you

-he tends to always be super gentle with you cuz of that

-he’s already pretty gentle most of the time but around you it's turned up to the max

-But of he does end up hurting you on accident? Instant tears

-Imagine stepping on a dogs tail by accident. That’s exactly how he feels

-Much consolation later (plus a few kisses) always make him feel better

-Speaking of kisses, he was always so anxious to kiss you at first

-Not only cuz of just nerves but—in case you don't know—a snapping turtles beak is frickin pointy and is very much able to bite through human skin

-Sooo, you'd have to be the one to initiate kisses (of any kind) at first

-Because of all of these things, he'd get really insecure about himself, wondering how you could possibly like him with this whole situation

-But fear not, reassurance and lots of fluffy affection will get this man (turtle) feeling way better in no time

-He one hundred percent loves to get you stuff all the time

-Like in the way a crow would do it. He'd see a pretty flower or a pretty rock that reminds him of you and he'd give it to you

-Speaking about giving you stuff, he's an awesome listener so he always remembers the little stuff about you, which is why he always knows what to get you

-He'd also get you stuff for no reason at all, it could just be some random tuesday an he'll buy you a gift

-He's a big sap like that lol

[extratmnt]

Credit to @pointy-tiny-turtles for mine.

hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

[oceanlipgloss]

POTION

RAFAYEL.

+ warnings: humour slaughterhouse aka very, very lame jokes (crack is the foundation, fluff is the cement). And, one summer noon, Rafayel becomes an unwilling part of the cat population. I did him dirty; can he can get an F in the chat?

What a diabolical creature.

Huge eyeballs, bigger than jellyfish. Staring at him. The eyes of a serial killer or a netherworld monster. Pointy ears, sharper than traffic cones. Eavesdropping on every sound. Gnashing teeth, the ugliest smile he had ever seen.

And now he, too, looked like that.

A creepy cat.

The tiny doodle watched him from its high vantage point on the white wall. Not just a cat, but a smiling cat. Not just a smiling cat, but a demon drawn in black marker. Very hard to ignore.

He could not bear to glance at the mirror. For the first time. Plum fur shot up in spears and spikes, likening him to a downy porcupine.

A glass of soda floated into his thoughts.

Cool droplets flowing down his throat.

Lying down on the floor.

Falling asleep in the summer sun.

Waking up.

A gnarly cat.

Potion.

Somehow, somehow, he had drank a potion, shimmering and clear.

Thirst sure has its perks.

Where had that stuff even come from?

Familiar in flavour—bubbles and lime.

Even as an artist, he thought about how that was all much too surreal. Absolutely wild. Truth be told? A concoction of nightmares combined.

Violet cat. Nice colour palette, but useless paws. Unable to hold a paintbrush. What meaning was there to life now? Would she accept him for he had become?

The insecurities were a terror.

Dramatic as he was—rightfully so, for once—he had screamed at the top of his lungs. The only sound that rang out in the messy studio was the loudest cat noise he had heard to date, however.

A shrill meow.

This had to be some sort of eldritch curse or divine punishment, didn’t it?

The God of all cats was avenging those backstabbing furballs for the endless slander he had subjected them to. It’s all his doing, yeah?

When plagued by anger or fright, cats hiss. Now a wrathful cat himself, he hissed as well.

Familiar hands, scooping him up.

So weird.

Her palms, warm against his sunlit fur, but also much, much bigger. To his newfound bundle of a form, that was too unfamiliar; she had always been shorter, smaller.

No sparkle of surprise.

Was the potion her plan all along? Start location: sinister doodle on the wall.

Nothing made sense.

Actually, naked walking jellyfish, tree-climbing sea turtles, and grass-eating sharks would’ve all been way more credible.

Facing his reflection wasn’t an option, but he so desperately wanted to make sure this wasn’t a figment of a sick hallucination, so he almost had the urge to say, ‘draw me like one of your French cats’ just to see if he had now really become a member of the world of felines—but his tongue could only muster cat-voice.

Instead, a pop of colour gleamed in his mind.

Inspiration!

He wanted her attention, and cats like affection. Why not make use of the situation? Blame it on the catty qualities later.

With shiny eyes he would have liked to ask, ‘would you still love me if I was a cat?’

The perfect answer and just what he was longing for.

Warm fur pressed against her neck. Fingertips tickled a soft stomach. Giggles chimed in pointed ears. Mellow weight on her chest.

So much doting. Her lips kissed the tip of his eraser-pink nose. Compliments poured onto his head like paint in all colours.

He felt really, really hot. Fur, glee, embarrassment.

Cats can’t blush, but in his flustered mind cherry-red mingled with plum-purple on the tips of his ears to gleam like crystal powder.

An unusual picture.

Steady, steady. Her heartbeat was steady. His heart raced into next week. It was worse now, though. Cat hearts double up the speed of human ones. Drowsy with sunlight.

What a long, long day.

One good thing came out of it.

Love. So much love.

Once this nap ends, will he have two legs again?

Summer sunshine would butter his studio pale yellow and bright white by then. He would be sprawled out on the floor, sketches scattered all over. The cat would continue to stare at him from on the wall.

The cat.

Everything was that weird cat’s fault. Those big, evil eyes followed him as he painted, stalking his every movement and creation. He hated it so, yet did not have the heart to erase it. She had climbed up there and drawn that little traitor.

What a silly, hideous thing, haunting his subconscious.

What a diabolical dream.

+notes: dude, I can't believe that my first Rafayel fic is...*flailing hands* this. Something so silly...listen, memes and silly crap occupy an entire apartment complex in my brain, but what did I actually just write? No fucking clue. 0. Null.

All I know is that this is my first ever crack fic. And at the time, I thought it would be funny. Now I don't know if my opinion still stands. I merely wrote this in 3hrs 17mins. Not even a 4hr timeskip between coming up with the idea and writing it. I was that excited for the crack.

Was it worth it? No, maybe. Yes, perhaps. Yes, no, maybe so. Idek. However, I'm not sorry for making fun of Rafayel, of course. Affectionately bullying him and being sadistic happen to be favourable pastimes of mine. I love him so much, bro.

+ MASTERLIST

+ AO3 POST

©𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙨

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do you have any screenshots of the turtles being tiny and pointy?

I do now

[taybatwo2]

Another Magic Mixies Pixling Review!!

This time of Marena and how she compare to similar themed dolls.

So many fins and shades of blues!

Here is a close up of Marena herself. She’s really cute (I have been loving the Pixling dolls). She’s similar to the other dolls in the line, with a ball joint in the head, shoulders, hips and elbow joints, a (very nice) fabric skirt, and a molded on top.

She’s supposed to be a mermaid Pixling, but she gives me more of a water nymph vibe…..yup, that’s just going to be my head canon.

A close up of her face up. Her screening is lightly pixelated, but it’s not distracting like what Mattel uses on their Fashionistas. I love the little scale pattern around her eyes and wish that’s what would have been printed on G3 Lagoona’s forehead. Her ears look to be added on as separate pieces and have a tiny bit of glitter in them.

While her shirt is molded on, it is a very cute mold and “ties” around the back. The extra molded detail, paint, and unique design adds to her cuteness (they could have just had the same top design for all the dolls, but instead they have made separate molds for all the characters….so far). Her skirt is silky (but not the paper-like silk that Disney/Jakks Pacific/Mattel uses), hemmed, with a tule around the bottom (along with the cut, it is is reminiscent of a mermaid tail).

Even the shoes have cute little pear, heart and scale patterns (matching her skirt). More under the cut:

Marena was swarmed by some adorable, big haired aquatic monsters. Marena meet the Mermalades! I always like to compare the Pixlings with Moose’s Zelfs. Their ancestor of sorts.

Marena likes the look of these sea buddies.

Mermalade is a darker blue, and the newer Mermalades actually has more fins than Marena does (I wish she did have some webbing in between her fingers and maybe some fins off of her forearms). Interesting to note, that the fins are more curved than the pointy fins Marena has.

She actually has a much closer color pallet to Sealia or Oceana. But I do not own these little guys���yet.

Huh, something scared them off….I wonder what it-

Well that is startling, but not an usual sight around my house. “Is this how you treat your dolls?!?”

No no no, this Taylee Turtle Enchantimal was going to be a Monster High custom…and that’s as far as I got…

“I can’t see anything!! Hello??”

Don’t worry Taylee, you’re doing great.

Enchantimals are about the same height as Pixlings, but have smaller proportions. They also have opposite joints (well, at least Taylee has knee joints, I don’t believe most Enchantimals have these). You can also see how basic the molded (granted I acetoned some of it away) and fabric pieces are compared to Marena. I mean it’s not really a fair comparison because I think of Marena as more of an aquatic mammal, fish, or amphibian and Taylee is more of a:

Here are Dolce Dolphin and Sedda Seahorse.

Yeaaaaah, the skirts might look a bit more inspired, but none of them have fins sculpted to their legs or arms, and their shirts are still kinda boring. Also wanted to compare her to this unreleased mermaid Novi Star, just because her decorations around her eyes and her large ear fins reminded me of them….and actually the large head, small torso and hands are kinda reminiscent or Marena too, huh….

Okay, Taylee wandered off when I was looking at the other Enchantimals and Nobvi Star concept, soooo, let’s compare Marena with Ebbie Blue, the youngest of G2’s Blue family.

“She’s like a mini me!” She is both less and more detailed than you Marena (I LOVE the scales on the arms and under her pigtails, her little fins on her arms, and how the scales merge into her tail, but she can’t tip her head up and can move her arms out).

Also, she’s got widdle, round fingers that look like they have not finished growing.

Let’s compare you to someone a bit older: Kelpie Blue from G2!

“Look at her sharp toe-nails, and those shoulder spikes! I think she’s more sea monster than nymph.” “Is someone saying something down there? I can’t move my head down to see.”

Well….that’s a little better. Kelpie has really cute and unique scales, fins, and shortened webbing in between her fingers, but her articulation is REALLY poor (she can’t move her head up/down, or move her arms/legs out).

Her ears were also added on later, like Marena’s.

“I wonder if all dolls get stiffer when they grow up?”

“I dunno, I have a torso joint that es magnífica.”

“Are you a sea monster too??”

“Sí! But don’t worry I won’t eat you up, you’re too cute like my Señor Squishy.” “Whoa!!”

“Let me introduce you to more Lagoonas.”

After chasing the speedy G2 around, she finally got to look at her tiny little ear fins while playing with her hair, and Freshwater Lagoona and Saltwater Lagoona both couldn’t get over how cute she was.

“Look at the lil’ kindy!”

“A lil’ sea grub!!”

She’s actually closest (design wise) to both G1 Lagoona’s. A lack of scales, she’s in-between both their colors of blue and she has the added pink accents too.

Side tangent about Lagoona:

Thought I should add a quick summery of my thoughts on my different generation Lagoonas. G1 Lagoona:

pros: All the different material used in her clothing, her face-up, her personality, her addition of a diary, her fully webbed hands (with different colored webbing and see through fins). cons: she has an ill-fitting swimsuit, her fins keep falling off, her thin joints make her pretty delicate, glue head (this one is treated with La’s Totally Awesome cleaner, but I still need to treat Freshwater Lagoona, and de-yellow her head), and the elastic hip joints make her floppy. Her character being ALL about Gil in the series (I really don’t hate his character and I LOVE his G1 design, I just wish there were more to her stories than just him).

G2 Lagoona (I’m still looking for the OG G2 Lagoona, so have the Beast Pet one here):

pros: Her softened face is kinda cute, her sculpted scales around her arm and leg fins, her stronger joints, her fins stay in SO MUCH BETTER. cons: I remember her being a lot more hyper and speedy than G1 and it’s an odd choice to me, her eyes were changed from green to blue, her webbing decreased in size and is no longer another color (and many of her dolls didn’t have this much articulation).

G3 Lagoona (I originally gave her braids to make her have kinky hair, but the braids are kinda growing on me).

pros: torso joint on most of her dolls, see through legs, her fins stay on pretty well, larger ear fins, a really fun personality on the show, her joints are stronger/her doll feels sturdier, I like many of her shoes and themes (jellyfish/tentacles/pearls).

cons: I didn’t like her first couple of releases, her pink (while it reminds me of an axolotl) is a bit too sunburnt looking for me…? Maybe a paler or darker pink. I would have liked it if they would have painted her ears/and had a blue to pink fade on her arms as well…also her dots on her forehead should have either been sculpted scales or drawn scales like Marena. Biggest disappointment: should have hand webbing, a diary, and accessories that have to do with her love of telenovelas!!! I’m still getting used to her being really different than G1 Lagoona and would have really liked it had she been her cousin from the Amazon (because I want to see them interact with each other SO BAD).

Anyways, Tangent over:

My last take aways is: MARENA HAS THE BEST HAIR FIBER OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!

okay, now the review is over.

[randomrottmntscreenshots]

Okay, this is the first time I do this, but I was wondering... Do you have any screenshots of when they're ittybitty pointy? Thank you!! :)

I could look for specific instances but I know a blog for the job!

[wonkycreatures]

[Image description: A photo of a turtle and a dinosaur sculpture made of polymer clay. The turtle is on the left while the dinosaur is on the right. There's a tiny tree between them and the ground is stone-like.

The turtle is green, it's shell a darker shade than it's body, with turquoise spots on the shell. It has googly eyes like eyes.

The dinosaur is dark green with the same kind of eyes as the turtle and pointy ears. It's belly is painted in a darker, blueish green. It has spikes on it's head going down it's back and tail. The spikes are a similar color to it's belly with glitter on top. End ID]

There’s also another post of turtle alone and one of dinosaur alone.

[denira-the-mad]

The Stag, the Turtle, and the Treeman

(Days 36-37)

I sailed back to Spearhead near where the altar with the stone deer awaited - pointed to by one of the very first vegvisirs I had encountered. It told me to hunt its kin. Like I need a glowing stone to tell me to kill wildlife. Not my thing. Even though I don't mess with nature's ways, the pups have gotten their teeth into deer-flesh before. I've kept the heads; those antlers make excellent chandeliers. So, I offered up a couple of heads at the altar - figured that'd be enough.

That's when the majestic stag appeared. Looked regal, like it was made of the forest itself. But it wasn't looking for pets. It wanted to pet me - with its pointy bits. And lightning. Oh! That tingled! A few arrows and some dodging later, the beast was on the ground. I took its head too. Can't let it go to waste after all.

As I trekked on, I felt it - the head whispering to me. "So you were my death? You look so small and soft… Tell Odin he may have broken this form, but the wilderness will never submit to his rules…"

I paused. "Uhm, OK, but that's not why you're hanging off my shoulder right now."

"You hunted my kin. You offered their heads. Did Odin's bidding." His voice was all stern and elegant, like he'd known a life grander than this.

"Oh, it was good practice, but no one's bidding. Wolves hunted your kin, not me. Little furballs gotta eat too. I just offered up their heads. You started attacking me, so I gave you a timeout. Seems to me you're fine… yapping like that. Probably a bit cursed too." I shrugged. No true forest spirit I knew hung around in dead skulls. In hindsight, killing it seemed proper nature-cleansing etiquette.

He went silent after that, like the haunted skull had finally let the spirit go. So, I stashed the trophy on my ship and carried on.

Sailing past fortresses on tiny islands, I followed the next vegvisir's directions.

The weather turned stormy as I spotted an oddly round island. A sea-noodle tried to give me trouble, but I made quick work of it. As I stepped onto the island, I noticed barnacles growing on rocks. Mined a few for chitin, then the ground shifted beneath me. I scrambled back into the boat just as I spotted it: a giant sea-turtle cloaked in stony bits. It wasn't too happy with me poking at the growths on its shell.

Sailed through the night and finally found an island covered in pines and firs. I docked and wandered the woods. Along the way, I found runestones telling the tale of the corrupt Greydwarves. Now that was an enemy worth indulging in. Plus, I liked the crackling sound they made when my arrows set them on fire - reminded me of a cozy hearth. Their bigger cousins dropped these ominous seeds, so I pocketed them, heading deeper into the woods.

Finally, I came upon a large stone structure. And in the middle? Yet another altar. It asked me to burn their young - gruesome. Riddles are fun and all, but my mind's already brimming with them. I looked at the ancients seeds in my pack and shrugged, so I dropped a few of them into the altar's fire. A tree shot up from the ground. I was nodding, pleased - thinking this could be a faster way to grow trees, until it turned and tried to stomp me to death. Great.

The battle was fierce. The angry tree tried to slap me around with tendrils and fling vines at my head. Considerate of it to keep me on my toes. But I dodged, and shot my fire arrows in its chest, or trunk, or whatever you call the torso of a tree-man. And like any wood, it was weak to fire and felled soon enough. Now that was a fun workout!

Standing over its corpse - decapitation was inevitable - I noticed a gleaming key. Looked just like the crypt key I found at Airikr's camp. Huh, strange, but I took it anyway. Also took its head. I've learned that's the only way to make sure something stays dead. Well, usually.

The head had some words for me too, as I carried it back to my boat. "Little thing of blood and bone, I should have snapped you like a twig! Now I wither and die, let the great tree have me…"

"You withered long before that, big tree-guy." I mused, satisfied to have cleansed the corruption from the woods.

I sailed back home, since my gear started to look worse for wear. The pups were practically dancing in circles when they saw me. At this point, I had a small pack: Grimrose and Dreadwyn, Jackie and Hyde, Dusk and Dawn. Or maybe they had me. Either way, while I was away, they kept their home safe and guarded the piggies too - which seemed to be frolicking about happily.

I rolled around with them and scratched behind their ears. Then unloaded my haul. I had collected berries, mushrooms, herbs and veggie seeds on my journey since now I had a place to store and grow them. That night I slept like a log, worn out from the days spent adventuring. Come morning, I would tend to my gear, stock up and head out once more. The haunted broccoli trees could wait no more.

[justletmereadmycomics]

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[rottmnt-hc]

Whats something you wanted to add to the Bay fix you can't now?

I wanted a version of Cherry and Donnie go there. Tiny pointy turtle on everyone's shell for a ride, my tiny menace. Unintentional villain arc! I still might write a short for it.

[something-is-wrong]

I love when Rise just makes the boys

Tiny

Important addition:

[20s-turtle-posting]

Rat Dad of the Year 1988, or something along those lines. Anyway *gives him cute round rat ears instead of funny pointy little dog ears like they did in 2003 for some reason*

Image ID under the readmore

[A series of three images. In the first image, Splinter, smiling, gently holds one of his turtle sons in his arms with their head tucked under his chin. One hand is on the turtle’s shell, the other rests on their head. The drawing is sketched in a soft gray color, and there is a tiny pink heart next to Splinter

In the second image, there are two separate sketches. One is a bust portrait of Splinter set at a 3/4 angle. His ears a tilted back slightly and his expression is neutral. The second is a small doodle of Splinter licking the cheek of a young toddler-aged Leonardo. Leo is making a “Bwuh!” noise in protest, and there is a small sound effect caption of “mlep mlep” to describe the sound of Splinter grooming his son

In the third image a young turtle tot, perhaps four to five years old, is standing facing to the left, sketched in green. One hand is held over his chest and there are tears on his cheeks as he says “Mas’er Splin’r I hadda bad dream. Can I stay wif you?”

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[angelkitty54]

Having thoughts on that AU where the 12 turtle bros meets the rise turtles tots...

The 12 boys noticing Splinter calling the Rise boys by their colours instead of their names (unless he's being serious, or they're in trouble) and 12 Mikey trying to talk to little Mikey, calling him Orange to differentiate but...

Rise Mikey, tiny face screwed up in the biggest, deadliest scowl: "How dare you."

Rise Raph: Gasps dramatically with a hand over his heart

Rise Leo: "Donnie did he just call him 'Orange'!?"

Rise Donnie: "Yup."

Rise Leo: "Did he call our brother 'Orange'!?"

Rise Donnie: "He did."

Rise Leo: "Okay! Raph gimme a boost." Climbs on top of Raph so he can get all up in 12 Mikey's face.

12 Mikey, sweating profusely: "Uh...?"

Rise Leo: Jabbing him in the chest. "How dare you call him by that name! Those are dad's names for us! You don't get to use them! Only dad can use them!"

Rise Raph: "Who do you think you are?" Also jabbing him

Rise Mikey: "Disgwaceful! Dish-on-er-table! Dish-on-er on you! Dish-on-er on your cows! And your chickens! And your unicorns! Dish-on-er on all your aminals!

Rise Donnie: "Yeah. What they said."

Rise Leo: "We don't wanna play with you anymore. Come on guys."

Rise Raph: "I'm watching you bucko." Does the pointy eye thing

All of them glare at him as they walk away.

12 Mikey runs back crying to his Leo after being bullied by tiny children. The rest of the 12 boys are left somewhat intimidated. Splinter is touched, albeit a little bit conflicted by his kids attitudes...

[rottmnt-background-screenshots]

YEET the tiny pointy turtles!

I am in love with their little far away sprites! It's so low res XD. Look at their limbs! What's not to love?!

[3days-ofbread]

Headcannons for the TF2 Mercs being animals?

Well now.... lets see what i can come up with (evilly rubs hands together like a fly)

Scout

-Squirrel is low-hanging fruit. So fuck that.

-Thinking of some sort of bird, like a blue jay or a roadrunner. Just a tiny little bastard, y'know?

Soldier

-Eagle is low-hanging fruit. Raccoon is low-hanging fruit. So fuck those.

-First thoughts were all rodents. Like a possum or groundhog (are groundhogs rodents-- ARE POSSUMS RODENTS-- IDFK)

-Gonna have to go with a caracal. I just vaguely remembered a wild cat that can jump high so i looked it up and its a caracal. So yeah.

Pyro

-Getting really really heavy dog vibes here. Bulldog, probably. Looks terrifying and does scary shit but is just having a good time.

Demoman

-WHY AM I THINKING OF THE CATS FROM THE WARRIOR BOOKS-- I DIDNT EVEN READ IT

-...,,.cow. Like one of the wooly ones with long fur/hair(?) and long horns. Is that even a cow anymore or is it some kind of buffalo? I think I've already established I'm not good with the specifics.

-Can accidentally and purposefully rock your shit like a fucking boat and will not hesitate to do so. Don't fuck with 'em, man. They'll fuckin' get you.

Heavy

-Bear is low-hanging fruit. So fuck that.

-...why am i thinking goose? Like, can be very gentle if it likes you but will fuck you the fuck up if you piss it off. Plus HeavyMedic with Dove Medic. And goose in Canada. Canada cold place. Russia cold place. It just works.

Engie

-Turtle is low-hanging fruit. So fuck that.

-Thinkin' a rat. Burrowy little bastards with hands to commit crimes with. Engineer being short joke. Plus Engie probably had or wanted a pet rat as a kid.

Medic

-hrhfnfgnnfmfnrhrhrfm dove is low-hanging fruit,.....,.

-First thoughts were actually of goats? Mountain goats, to be specific. Goose also works, but swan works better than goose does. But I'm sticking with goats. Little assholes, it fits.

Sniper

-owl low-hanging fruit crocodile low-hanging fruit yadda yadda fuck that.

-Thinking of the type of mouse from the 'its time to get funky' meme. This one.

-But ehh......,,

-SPITTING COBRAS. Snakes that can spit venom from a distance. They're technically from Africa, not Austrailia, but whatever. Also I found this picture.

(i have a question... For god. WHHHYYY--)

And someone tell me why i found this gif of a priest facing off with a snake--

I'm getting sidetracked. Anywho.

Spy

-Snake is low hanging fruit but i also just did one. So fuck that.

-Immediate thought: Poisonous frogs. Small bastards that are dumb enough to jump into your coffee. But this one is smart enough to jump into your coffee.

-Scorpion? It has pointy thing on its back. Spy is just the other way around.

Aaaaand that's all of my ideas. Enjoy.