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nrdmssgs · 1 year ago

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Reacting to the reader, accidentally falling asleep on them. (Soap, Alex, König)

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Part 2 (Price, Ghost, Gaz)

This is pure fluff. Platonic and romantic. Please, try to sleep enough, guys.

Johnny Soap MacTavish

Platonic

Let's just hope, every inch of your skin is securely covered with cloth. You've just asked why? Oh, you aren't prepared, are you, poor thing?

Too bad. Because Johnny can be infinitely proud of the fact that only next to him, you relax so much that you allow yourself to fall asleep on his lap. But he'll never turn down an opportunity to prank you.

Soap doesn't mind that he only has one arm free - you use the other as an extra pillow. He opens the marker with his teeth.

Following Johnny's gaze, Ghost hides his hands behind his back.

"Lieutenant, please! I need my references!" "I'm not taking part in this nonsense, MacTavish." "But she loves your sleeve! Why not let her wear the same one for a few days?" "A few days? Don't tell me, you're using a permanent one! And since when I have a dead rat as a part of my sleeve?" "It's not a rat, this is a skull. Ever heard of an artistic interpretation?"

Romantic

His hand embraces you the very next second, he notices, you're asleep.

Doesn't give a damn, if anyone sees you two like that. In fact, he would very much appreciate, if everyone seen, how safe and happy he makes you feel.

He will quietly murmur you lullabies that he heard as a child. If you ardently wake up and ask him, what are they about, he would apologize and confess that they are in Gaelic, and he barely speaks it.

"Oh, that's ok, don't be sorry. Could you, maybe, sing a bit more to me?" "Aye, bonnie. Now close your eyes."

Will bury his face in your hair and rub his cheek against the top of your head, while humming quietly, slowly losing himself in your heavenly scent.

Alex Keller

Platonic

Surprisingly calm about it. He will not wake you up or whisk you away from his shoulder. He won't even think about commenting on what happened when you wake up.

Alex knows perfectly well what it's like to carve out every free minute on deployment to have a little rest between missions.

He is grateful, that you were on the same team - he could not wish for a better partner than you. Therefore, he is ready to help you not only on the battlefield. If you are tired and want to take a nap, he will lend a shoulder.

If this happened in transport, Alex will cradle you so that you do not hit the back of your head against the wall at a sharp turn.

May once make you 'return the favor' passing out on your shoulder. He does not lean on you completely, plus he has the fluffiest, softest hair out there, so don't worry, it will feel nice.

Romantic

Have you ever seen a light bulb the size of a grown man turning on in a room? Because that's what Alex looks like when you don't answer his question because you accidentally fell asleep on his shoulder.

He dreamt to be your safe place, to make you feel protected, taken care of. And you've just convinced him, that he actually succeeded.

Can't help but smile, hugging you with all care and fondness, he is capable of.

If someone approaches him with a question, while you are still sleeping, he will put his finger to his lips, making it clear to this person, that now is not the best moment.

If you wake up and ask him, how long did you nap, Alex will always answer, 'oh, you've just closed your eyes a few minutes ago'. Even if you fell asleep more than an hour before.

Please, just let him stay like that with you for a little longer. These are the moments, he lives for: you in his hands, in peace, loved and loving.

König

Platonic

Oh no, this poor soul, he is completely lost. He doesn't feel, if his verbal interactions are graceful enough, and you've just accidentally initiated a prolonged touch.

His pulse is higher than Austrian mountains, as he tries to sit still and mimic the wall or couch under your head.

He hides his eyes when someone passes by you, tries to pretend that this is how it should be, thanks all the gods for not taking off his veil immediately after returning from the mission so no one sees the blush stretching from his cheeks to his neck.

"Horangi... Pssst, Horangi! W-what should I do?" "Ehm, enjoy a peaceful moment with fellow soldier? You guys look cute like that." "Wait, don't leave me here! This whole situation might be inappropriate... You must help me now! Do something!!" "You want me to wake her up?" "Yes! Wait, no! What if waking her up is actually inappropriate?"

König will sincerely want to apologize to you. He does not yet know what exactly, but he certainly did something wrong. He will suffer and spin in bed half the night, formulating a socially acceptable apology, and finally fall asleep, satisfied with the phrase he composed.

He'll come up to you in the morning, only to realize with horror that he forgot the exact wording of the apology. Therefore, he will honor you with a short nod, turn around and go in the opposite direction.

Romantic

König pretends he's asleep too. It is ok to not move, since he is asleep, yes? It is enough of an excuse to hold you in a tight embrace, since he's doing it unconsciously, is it?

It doesn't even matter, if everybody around knows what exactly is happening between you two - he still believes, he needs an excuse to touch you, even to be around you.

Due to his size, König can simply hide you in his arms. Can and will. You are after all his treasure.

He discreetly lifts his veil up just to take your hand and press a quick kiss against your knuckles. He enjoys the opportunity to touch you like that from time to time when others are not looking.

But if someone decides to interrupt this heaven - they better be prepared for the coldest, most menacing death glare. Because König won't let anyone disturb his Schatzis` moment of peace.

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hoshigray · 1 year ago

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https://www.tumblr.com/hoshigray/725915919672573952/sit-down-for-this-one-alright-how-bout-a-gigolo

your fic with toji i love it sm 🫶🫶🫶 BUT how would he react if reader tried someone elses services cs her friends told her to try it out…

noonie, you're so real for this bc damn, why the hell didn't i think of that :OOO lol hope you like this, hon~~ spin-off of this → ☆;

cw: gigolo! Toji x fem! reader - smut so minors DNI - dumbification - toji being jealous/possessive bc duh - cunnilingus (f! receiving) - clitoral play (biting/grazing + pinching) - degradation (toji calling you a whore and slut) - scratching (f! receiving) - impact play; pussy slaps - prone bone + full nelson position - pet names (baby, mama, princess) - new playboy may or may not be Gojo *shrugs* ;) - just Toji fucking you dumb, lol - mention of drool and tears. wc: 1.6k

What should've happened today was Toji enjoying a night to himself because tonight he's seeing a client he hadn't seen in a long while. Nothing wrong with spending an afternoon with an old acquaintance, specifically when it entails a good night of getting his dick wet for a thick sum of cash. Besides, he planned on seeing you afterward — his little sweet thing — stopping by your place and spending the night.

It's funny, isn't it? He met you because of this little hustle of his, and here he is fawning over you like some dumb schoolboy. It makes him feel a bit of a wimp, catching feelings for a customer? That's rookie moves. But he couldn't care less; long as he gets to see your darling smile and fuck the ever-loving shit out of you once per week, all is good in the books.

Seeing and swooping you off your feet later tonight is what was supposed to happen. That's all he was thinking about exiting the hotel room after his client left and paid for his services as promised. So, why the hell were you the first person he saw out of the room? Your face utterly petrified when you turn to see him with another man's arm dropped over your shoulders. A familiar man — another playboy who seemed elated to be around with you. Toji could assume the worst from what he was seeing. Oh, hell no.

What happened today was meant to be kept between two people — you and this new playboy. It came out of fucking nowhere when your friends crowding you about this "new guy in town," elucidating how handsome and pretty the guy is and how great he was in bed ("I'm telling you, Y/n, you really outta try him out!" "No, for real though. Like, here's a pic of him we took right after he ate me out! Don't you think he has the most gorgeous eyes~?"). You had to admit the young man was charming, but that didn't necessarily mean you wanted to do anything explicit with him. So, why did your friends schedule a night with him for you!?? Still puzzled over the fact, you can't seem to answer.

Regardless, you did have sex with another guy today — another Gioglo at that. It wasn't anything serious between you two, just casual sex for money. Plus, it was a pleasure to hang out with him, as the guy seemed fun to be around! Even with his dark shades on, the brightest thing was his dashing smile. However, a deep part of yourself felt guilt over the charade because you haven't had services with anyone else other than Toji. Sure, you and the older man aren't in a labeled relationship outside of an escort and his client. But still, he's the only man you've been intimate with. He's the only one who knows your body more than you, what you like, and how to turn you on. You were his favorite after all.

To be in the hold of another man just felt wrong...That's why your eyes go wider than golf balls when you unexpectedly bump into him when leaving your hotel room with your new one-night stand. Oh, fucking shit...

It all happened relatively quick. One moment, Toji snatches your wrist and pulls you off the young playboy, having you follow his storming march to the hotel room he just left. The next moment, you're gasping for dear life with Toji propping you against a wall, his head buried between your legs dangled on his shoulders, and his mouth ravishing your soaked folds.

"Ahhh!!Ahhhh!! Toji, too fast, please st—Ohooo!!!"

"Shut the fuck up," he says coldly, giving your clitoris a light bite before giving it a slow lick. You jerk and shiver at the tease. "Stay still, or I'm droppin' ya."

Toji smacks on your chasm, a scream leaving your lips, and you just know the others next door heard. And a pinch to your clit results in incoherent babbles, drool pooling in your mouth drips down your chin.

It doesn't stop there. All your clothes discarded to the floor, he has you pinned on the bed by your shoulders, your legs trapped between his, and his pelvis hammering down on you. Forced wails erupt from your throat with every hash rut to the ass, your slit clamping onto him with every graze to your sweet spots. You grip the sheets from his vigorous pace, tears coursing down your hot face and staining the cream cotton pillowcase.

"...Ahhhaaa!!Nnmmph!! Ohhhhfuckingshiiiiit!!" It isn't the first you've had Toji drill his cock into you with a harsh cadence. Yet, with how each fierce and snappy thrust turns your mind to mush, being pinned to the mattress as your breath gets snatched away, you knew long before that what Toji was doing to you was different than all the other times you've had sex. A lot more aggressive — a lot more deadly.

And the older man doesn't falter at all, nope. If anything, your cries only fuel his drive even more, a grin lifting his scar on the right of his lip. "Hmm, what's wrong, baby? Not fast 'nough for ya?" You open your mouth, but your words are comprised of euphoric wails. Ticked, Toji smacks your ass, and a yelp escapes your sore body. He comes down to your ear while grinding his hips on your ass, choked shrieks are muffled by the pillow. "Hey, I'm talkin'. Hmm? You thinkin' bout that other fucker's dick inside ya, huh? He fuck ya real hard like this?"

"N-Nmmm....Noooo, I—OhhhhJesusssss...."

"You what?" A sharp thrust to your chasm prompts you to howl and your eyes roll back, too fucked out of your mind to know how loud you are. "Heh, y're lookin' real stupid right now. I bet you can't think a fuckin' thing with my dick in—Mmmm! fuck....Grippin' on me hard, actin' like a real whore, princess." More abrupts hits to your ass as his nails dig to your bare shoulders; the pain coincide with the pleasure you're experiencing has you seeing stars.

He fucks you like this for what feels like an hour, your ass and pussy hot from the constant contact of his pelvis and balls smacking deep into you. The feeling of his dick being practically the only thing rotting your mind.

But you don't get rest just yet, though. Towards the end, the sun is completely down, the city lights are displayed from the hotel window, and your ecstatic moans still fill the room. Your back is to his chest, your legs pulled back to your chest by his arms and forcing you in a headlock, while his intense ruts return and his cock churns your spongey insides. Here is where you've given up restraining yourself, letting Toji use your body as his plaything, tears and drool painting your face into a gorgeous mess.

"....Ohhoooo, Ahhhoooo—Hmmmm," your brain is too long gone to think proper sentences, your mouth sprouting out nonsense. It all humors the man beneath you, his gruff chuckles vibrating your back balanced on his chest. "Soooo deeep — sosodeeeep..."

"Feelin' good there, mama?" You only respond with a euphoric hum, another snicker from the older man. "Too fucked outta're mind to answer me. Lettin' another man touch this pussy; you take dick from everybody, huh. What a fuckin' slut..." He pushes his length upward to your hole. Come leaking from you, and a white ring around the base of his dick is evidence of your session. "Hnngh! But I made ya like that..."

"....Fuuuuck, Tojiiiii, don't stooop!!" You cry out to him with gritted teeth, your haze only worsening with his cock brushing up on your G- spot precisely. "Ohhhhhh, right there, right thereeee!!"

"Mmmph—Ohhhh shit," the way your cunt contracts around him almost makes him give in to another orgasm, biting on your shoulder to compose himself. "....Shit, shit, shit, so fuckin' tight, baby...."

The hot air and thick musk of your buddies get to your head, your head ringing and pounding. Screams grow higher with every stroke, and the cold shivers crawl up your spine. It's almost here. "Toji, Tojiii, I'm gonna cumm—hic—sooocloseee!!"

Toji sneers once more. "Yeah, you are. Cumming is all y'r pretty, dumb brain can think about." And with that, his pace increases speed, drilling your walls with his veiny girth. It all electrifies your nerves, your breathing off the rails, and your climax slapping you hard with the deep thrusts he gives you.

With a cloudy mind and a mindless smile, your slit flutters on Toji's length beautifully. Too enraptured with the blissful sensation to worry about the spit streaming down your puffy lips. And it doesn't take long for Toji to be under the same spell as you, his rhythm falling back with the spill of his load inside you. His brows trenched while pumping into you, his balls pulsing with your velvet walls.

Heaving bodies soon fall into a tranquil state, your breathing finding its way into a steady flow. Finally, Toji permits your body and mind to relax from his relentless hold, releasing your body from the full nelson and gently sliding your tired body next to his.

He wipes the saliva from your mouth with the back of his hand, his hooded jade eyes never leaving your fatigued ones. "Hehe, sorry 'bout that, baby. You just feel too good to share."

You purr into his touch, his hand cupping your cheek. "Too good that you'd break my ass?" He barks an exhausted laugh at your remark, a tired giggle fleeing your lips.

"For you, I'd break anyone else that thinks they can have you." Toji kisses your temple.

"And my ass?"

"...Only if I'm the one breakin' it." You playfully hit his abs, and another laugh leaves the older man before you two sleep in each other's warmth.

want more like this? plz send me more thirsts ♡

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axcel-lucci · 1 year ago

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I've been coughing and feeling sick, I don't feel like getting up. This one is a request where female reader gets sick, has a flu, and its set in modern au. How would Law react when he hears that female reader has a flu for about two weeks, while being taken care of by Luffy, Ace, and Sabo? See female reader didn't want to disturb Law from work, so the ASL trio took care of her. Sabo is more responsible than his brothers. Plus Luffy would bring Marco to check on reader.😊🤧😷🤒

Tell me next time, dumbass.

Trafalgar Law x reader (fluff)

A/N: hi! Sorry I took a bit long because I was kinda down myself (can't get out of bed for reasons unknown) and can barely open my phone. So I hope this is alright! (Also unedited)

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Coming up with a fever wasn't really (y/n)'s perfect idea of winter. What she imagined was snowball fights, snowman making, snow angels. Maybe that's the reason she's sick.

She could've told her boyfriend, Trafalgar Law, that is also a doctor, about it so he could take care of her, but she didn't.

She would always listen to him rant about how hectic it is to work in hospital owned by "grandline" whatever whatever it's name was. And she didn't want to bother him by a simple fever.

But that's alright, she has his best friends to help.

The "strawhats" (what Luffy likes to call his gang of friends) would visit from time to time. Especially chopper. Robin's support dog, specialising in anxiety and depression.

Even though the golden retriever is working, he couldn't help but stay beside (y/n) whenever Robin is around to visit.

Nami would usually just lay beside her staring at the ceiling. Mostly because she herself was bored.

While the others would drop by but not as often because they're quite busy.

Luffy on the other hand, would visit with his brother's almost every day.

Ace and Sabo apparently has doctor friends as well. One is named Marco and the other is named... Hongo? Was it?

"In theory, Marco said some warm soup or porridge would help you." Ace said

"In YOUR theory or in this... Marco person's theory?" (Y/n) asked. She knew it would help but hearing Ace say such a thing concerns her

"Wat?"

"What...?"

The two just stared at each other with confusion before sighing.

"You're making me hurt my brain, Ace. Get out of here" she groaned with a frown making him laugh.

"When are you planning to tell your boyfriend that you're sick? I'm sure he's worried because you're not calling him all the time like you used to." Sabi hums softly as he hands (y/n) a bowl of warm porridge as she starts to eat

"You know I don't want to worry him..." She muttered as she ate

"Eh? What do you mean?" Luffy tilts his head, "he asks about you all the time whenever he sees me."

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah! When I said Marco was also helping, he kinda got up and left. I don't know why though..." Luffy muttered to himself with a pout.

"Luffy..." The three sighed with a bit of disappointment in their face

"What? What?"

"Let me take that..." Sabo said as he took the empty bowl from (y/n), "how do you feel...?"

"I'm feeling fine... I suppose..." She muttered slightly.

"Alright..." Ace sighed, "look. You should tell him, even if you're bothering him... I'm sure if I was your boyfr- I mean him, I'd also want to know my girlfriend's state."

She laughed a bit, "I know... I'll tell him eventually..."

"We need to go... I have night shift at work today and some agendas for the next... 2 weeks..." Sabo frowned slightly

"And Garp's coming over... As well as the family reunion in London..." Ace huffed, "will you be alright alone?"

"I'll be fine, don't you worry"

Oh the last words of someone burning up, phasing in and out of consciousness.

(Y/n) reached out to grab her phone, trembling hands scroll through her contacts list, her eyes blurry but eventually clicking one profile and calling it.

Putting it on speaker, and placing it beside her head.

Once she heard the familiar sound of someone on the other end picking up, she coughed slightly.

"Can you... Come over...? I don't feel so good..." She managed to mutter before passing out entirely. All she heard last was a panicked voice of her name being called and soon hanging up.

...

Law's pov

I was sitting at the on-call room, basically glaring at my phone screen, waiting for (y/n) to message me.

"If you stared any harder, that phone would crack" Marco chuckled beside me.

I just groaned a little, "tsk. You wouldn't know the worry I have for my girlfriend because you never had one." I snapped at him with a glare

"Ouch" he rolled his eyes.

My eyes snapped back at my phone once I heard it ring and seeing who was calling, my whole body seemed to relax to realize it was (y/n). After almost three days of silence from her, she finally called.

"Hello?" I answered.

I heard her cough, which wasn't a good sign already, her heavy breathing as well. "Can you... Come over...? I don't feel so good..." she muttered so weakly, I don't think I've ever heard her so weak before hearing her just huff out a heavy breath, I don't know why, but I had a feeling she had passed out.

"(Y/n)...? (Y/n)!" I called but had no more answer than her breathing heavily.

I stood up immediately and grabbed my stuff, changing out of my scrubs as well as I panicked.

"Woah there loverboy, you can't just leave in the middle of your shift" Hongo sighed, "but you know what? I'll take your shift, don't worry. Take care of your girlfriend"

I just gave him a swift nod before leaving and hopping into my car, wasting no time to power it up and drive off to her apartment.

I left my things inside the car, but took my wallet, phone, and the spare keys I had of her apartment with me as I rushed to go and unlock her apartment door.

At first glance, it was relatively quiet. Which wasn't entirely unusual considering at this time of day, she's either drawing or just laying in bed.

After locking the door, I threw my things on the kitchen counter and rushed to her bedroom to see her curled on her bed, her phone beside her head, and her face flush with what seemed to be a high rising fever.

I didn't waste any time and rushed to check her temperature. She was already so hot to the touch, but she started shivering a little.

"Don't worry, I'm here. I'll take care of you" I whispered to her before getting up and doing what is necessary to make her fever go down.

Eventually, her fever had subsided just enough so that her temperature was 39°.

Which was still a bit too high as a human's normal body temperature was 37° but at least a bit lower and manageable than before

"Silly girl..." I frowned as I kissed her forehead.

I continued to take care of her for the next 2 days. Hongo-ya and Marco-ya volunteering to cover my shift.

I'll need to find a way to repay them somehow, but for now, my focus is on (y/n) and her slow recovery.

(Y/n)'s pov

(Y/n) slowly woke up to the smell of what seems to be an aromatic scent of... Soup? Porridge? Whatever it is, it smells delicious.

But oddly enough, she doesn't have an appetite.

The door to her bedroom eventually opened and closed quietly as she then saw, through her thick eyelashes that were blurred with some tears, that Law was now in her apartment.

She could see relief in his actions when he placed down whatever he was doing and sat beside her on the bed, placing a hand on her cheek and wiping away the tears that managed to escape while she slept.

"You're finally awake..." His warm voice calls softly and kissed her forehead, "why didn't you tell me you were sick? I could've been here for you..."

"I... It's just that... You're really busy and... I don't want to..." She muttered before being silenced with a soft hush.

"Enough of that, didn't I tell you already that if you need me, just call...?" He frowned a bit before shaking his head, "we can talk about it once you're better. For now, sit up. I'm helping you eat."

With his help, she was able to sit up with her back against the headboard.

"Ahh" Law said after blowing the steam off a spoonful of soup, "I need you to eat even just a few bites so that you can drink some medicine. Okay...?"

She sighed as she forced herself to eat, she can't taste anything but her gut told her it was delicious.

"Blackleg-ya insisted for me to make you this soup... I hope it's alright" he says as he fed her a couple more times before she refused any more.

"Alright... Wait here and I'll grab some medicine."

She nods weakly as he left, but came back almost immediately with a glass of water and medicine in hand.

"Here..." He says as she drank the medicine and water, "that's my girl..." He smiled softly before kissing her cheek.

"Law..."

"Yes, love?"

"Thank you... For taking care of me all this time..." She smiled softly at him as well.

"Nonsense... This is the bare minimum. I promise, I'll take good care of you in the future. Just call me up and I'll be here. No matter how busy I am." He placed a hand over hers, "I want to kiss you on the lips but I'm afraid I might get infected. But I will kiss you once you're all better."

"I'm looking forward to that..." She said weakly with a tender smile.

"Now, get well soon alright? I'll be here." He smiled, "oh, and one thing... You should've told me, dumbass... I don't care how busy I am or whatever time is. I'll defy all odds just to be here for you."

"That's my boy..." She smiled as he chuckled.

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scrumptiousstuffs · 3 months ago

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hi scrumptious! (back in the days when your name wasn’t displayed i always remembered you as scrumptious so im just calling you that way, sorry sueee lolol)

let’s go to delulu land! im building this opinion since khaotung said he loved first as kant, and how he always says that. Sometimes i think is just his way of trying to say to first to act more like kant, i don’t know how kant is but just by the trailer i can say he is very into physical touch and maybe khaotung is just craving this. First already said that khaotung never let go of his hand when they were filming, holding even when were screamed “cut”. At the same time, i think first is afraid to be much touchy with his bestie and casually fall in love (they already are) he seems like someone who will hold his feelings and never do anything about it (when it comes to liking his bestie friend who is also his coworker). And khaotung, by saying all this stuff waits to first do something so he can react and loose himself in him.

im really delulu, i feel like they are just like akkayan in some aspects but maybe thats just me. tell me your insights about all of this!!!

Hello anon!!!! I see we are becoming even more delulu 😂.

But I don’t blame you, THK era has highlight even more how our boys are so sticky with each other (for the lack of better term).

From the boys casually sitting on top of each other (as evident by the many BTS videos/photos taken by others) to their Polycat concert shenanigans plus Jojo pretty much giving up and saying “I don't know what to tease you two about anymore” during the THK wrap up party; clearly these 2 are no longer as shy in displaying their close relationship (and I'm all here for it!) - so, I'm not exactly sure what you meant by KT craving more touch (from First) because it seems they are already all over each other (highlighted even more so with the recent THK Press Tour! - so adorable!!!!).

I also mentioned in a previous ask that when these 2 are excited/can't control their emotions/feel comfortable with their surroundings, they really do treat each other bodies like an extension of their own. The casual touch and gesture with the other party just accepting it is so fascinating to me (cause I'll tell you now, I don't even like my own family members touching me most of the time). I am also taking the opportunity to shout out to Joong/Dunk being FK adopted sons (or if in Dunk/Khao case, the latter being everyone's sunshine baby to the point even the THK admin pointed this out...🤭)

We already know KT adores First as Kant (he has said countless of time he finds Kant the best character so far out of their series, which I still find funny, cause I think the interviewers/host from KT party was actually asking him what's his fav role to date and he just goes off tangent and promote his soulmate instead hehe). Is it because Kant is meant to be this flirtatious, suave tattooist who pulls all the move to make sure Bison (and by default KT as well hehe) trapped in his allure? Who knows? Maybe! But, we all know, it is Bison who really holds the power in their relationship (at least in the bedroom anyway, 😆). I get the impression though, while Kant may have fallen for Bison first - once Bison commits to a person, he will be fiercely protective (and murderous, 😅) on behalf of his loves ones (so, when Bison finds out of Kant's deception, all hell will break loose)

Either way, since both boys are method actors, I have no doubt that there are some element of their characters seeping into their real life persona a little bit (especially KT, where FK admits KT always take longer to come out of character) - so, him clingy to First and refuse to let his hands go even after they finish filming, oh yes? This tracks nicely! Also that recent comment by First saying the KT he has to deal with at 6am is very different with the KT he deals with at 7pm??? (which ahem, also tells me, these 2 are TOGETHER pretty much 24/7. I mean we all expected this but its nice to have confirmation).

Look, I truly don't know whether these 2 are in a romantic relationship (in my delulu world, these 2 are in a comfortable spot where they know themselves what they meant for each other but is just letting everyone else make assumptions 😏). Either way though, I am eagerly waiting for Khaotung (or First) to casually drop a bombshell they are now cohabiting in KT's brand new house (whenever that will be completed) - because you just wait, they will drop this random fact suddenly or might pull a EarthMix move 😉

You have no idea how much this ask meant to me. Cause not only has it not been a shitty day in general from the news we have at present (why America? 😭), but also I am still getting asks from anti-CPs or solo F/K stans who are (for god knows why) trying to convince me of their narrative (like the fact I’m no longer answering those asks mean something?)

So, your delightful ask about FK and us being delulu - I’M ALL FOR IT. Let’s all stay in delulu land forever 🤍🧡💫.

(source of pictures/gifs in the pictures)

07/11/2024

#delulu land - lets just stay there forever #queerplatonic my beloved hill #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #soulmate besties #asked and answered #firstkhao #kantbison #THK era

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heartssatoru · 2 years ago

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How about JJK men(Gojo, Megumi, Nanaimo,Itadori and Toge if possible) how they react to a fight with their s/o!

Of course! Toge is also one I can do! Thank you for the request <3

Characters: Gojo, megumi, nanami, itadori, sukuna, and toge!

warnings: none, but angst to fluff, kinda suggestive on sukunas part. Also not proofread!

On request, don't forget to ask if you want fluff, angst, or even smut! I prefer hcs but it's fine if you don't want that, just don't expect much from me on there😭

Also, I noticed that you had put nanami, i don't know at all how to write for him! I'm really sorry, I've rewatched jujutsu kaisen multiple times and I still don't really know😭 please forgive me on that part🙏

Gojo:

Tells you you're being dramatic, which only causes the argument to get worse.

Thinks that he's the one being mature in this argument

He really just wants for this to end, but he doesn't realize he's pissing you off even more

Or maybe he does

Tries to end it, because he hates arguing with you. He always feels guilty

Even if he started it

As soon as you start giving him silent treatment he feels bad

But tries to ignore it because he thinks you'll probably stop

He thinks your gonna end up coming to him

If you don't then he'll whine out apologies, especially if it means no more cuddles for him

If you ignore him more than he's sigh dramatically

Either scoops you up in his arms, or buys you stuff then scoops you up in arms

There's really no way to avoid him😭

Megumi:

Why are you mad at him? Let alone arguing??

kinda just stares at you and stays silent, cause he doesn't know what to say

Also he doesn't want the argument to get worse. So he just stands there

Probably doesn't really care, because he thinks that you'll calm down

If you don't however

He doesn't really know what to do. And is clueless because he doesn't want to upset you even more

Apologizes once and then tries to act like as if nothing happened

You'll let him off this time

Itadori

Says little mean things back, just not really rude. Because he doesn't wanna hurt your feelings

Goofs around especially if he doesn't know why your arguing.

But If your dead serious he'll stop, he doesn't really like seeing you angry

It scares him a bit

Sukuna will probably insult you too but ignore him please 😭

Genuinely will apologize and try to make up because he hates being yelled at

Probably had tears in his eyes when you were yelling

Sukuna:

Laughs at you, whats your problem this time??

Oh what, is it because he's insulting you? Hes just like that

Was it his jokes? Their just jokes, for the time being so why so upset??

Even though he finds it amusing, calm down. Its kinda annoying to him

don't really expect much from this man, most likely puts you in your place before anything else happens

Also because he refuses to take disrespect from a human. Thats disgusting

And if you have the guts to try and argue with him, so be it!

He wont kill you don't worry. Thats far from his mind, but will make you apologize one way or another

Toge:

Feels bad and doesn't know what to do, especially because he can't talk

You guys probably argue on messages or something😭😭

Whatever the reason is he trys to explain

His hands all sweaty and him texting all fast. Tries to get you to feel better on text

Probably spams you with apologies, poor boy. And plus he doesn't like seeing you angry

Gives you personal space, times like these make him feel especially bad because he can't try and talk

And after a bit he'll message you asking you if your okay

If you are he'll take you out because he still feels bad about the argument

Edit: hi! I know some people have liked this post but before so, I put sukuna instead of toge. It was 11PM so I apologize on that part! (I just now realized I didn't do toge and rushed on his part) also my apologies with toge, my auto correct makes his name "together"

#jujustsu kaisen x reader #sukuna x reader #gojo satoru x reader #megumi x reader #gojo x reader #satoru x reader #sukuna x reader fluff #gojo satoru x reader fluff #gojo x reader fluff #satoru x reader fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader hcs

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xxliliana-screamsxx · 2 years ago

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SALLY FACE HCs #2🎭

FEM! READER

(Author note: I'm feeling a lil sad n lonely so I'ma make something fluffy 🥹 I'm one sad MF I swear 😭💀) also these headcanons only include Larry and sal, I would include Ashley but I suck at writing F/F relationship HCs😭 quite shocking coming from the pansexual gal ik. Plz don't hate me if these HCs are choppy I can't write worth shit plus it's 1 in the morning and I'm tired as hell but I don't wanna disappoint you all 🥲 ANYWAYS ENJOY ❣️

(headcanon description: This is more of how they would react to you being distant from them and insecure about yourself)

Sal Fisher🎭

He's used to your normal bubbly personality and kind heart but he noticed something different..

He won't stop asking what's wrong bc he's afraid that he may be the cause of your distance (same 🥲)

Ofc since you're not talking to him he'll give random gifts left n right to apologize for whatever he did even if he didn't do anything to you🥹

Eventually when you tell him why you're being distant he immediately comforts you and does everything in his own power to make you feel better ❤️

He was a tad bit upset that you didn't tell him what was wrong sooner but he can't stay upset when it comes to you 💕

Though you may think you're ugly and imperfect he thinks otherwise

"I don't understand, how could you love someone like me? You said while looking in the mirror observing your body. "What do you mean? What's not to love about you". "Well for one, my thighs are too big, I have a belly pudge, and my acne scars are ugly" you say in disgust of yourself. "Hey, no matter what, I will always love you and besides who cares about your belly pudge? The bigger the woman the more woman to love ❤️"

He absolutely adores you and shows it whether it's through gifts or physical contact 💕

If you have Belly chub Oh my lord he's head over heels and will make sure you know it 🥰

He will love you til all those insecurities and negative thoughts are gone❤️

(if you ever came across those memes that say "fuck it, wrap me in a blanket, feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty" he'd most definitely do exactly that😚)

Larry Johnson 🚬

This man almost IMMEDIATELY catches on with your distance between you and him

He'll sit you down and talk to you and ask what's wrong and when you reply he'll hug you and hold on to you like you're gonna turn to dust if he doesn't lol

He understands your insecurities and will do everything he can to help you get into a better mindset 💕

He doesn't like seeing you upset so ofc the constant love and affection is a normal routine for him, he'll do anything to keep you happy 🥹❤️(I'm sobbing rn)

As much as you hate your body, he loves it. And I don't mean in a sexual way but more of a loving way ya know?

He hates seeing you cry, he'll hold you and for hours maybe even days if he has to, just to get you smiling again 💕

(ya know those long ass love letters you see on TikTok, he'd take the time out of his day to make you one of those❤️)

I'm truly sorry to whoever requested this 😭 I forgot their @ but hopefully they see it 😭🙏 also sorry for the crappy writing 😞

#sally face headcanons #sally face #sally face x reader #sal fisher x reader #larry johnson x reader #sally face game #fem!reader #fluff

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ccrisntok · 3 months ago

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Whit for the character thing!

Also... you're the reason I'm obsessed with Whace... oh my god I love them. One of my server profiles is just your Whace (the one where Whit is like "who wrote anniversary on our calender") pfp and banner and I just wanted an excuse to say I love your art and I love Whace :33

ANOTHER WHACE ENJOYER 🙏🙏 HELLO I'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT WHIT (also omg!!! someone used my art as a discord pfp!! I've made it 🥹 thank you for enjoying my art, it really means the world to me!!)

(this is referencing this ask game btw, you might wanna look at the questions so my answers make sense!)

Okay into the main event, tons of words after the cut:

1. My favorite thing about Whit would probably be his personality/humor. I feel like I laugh at all of his horrible jokes way too hard (because I love making the same kind of jokes)! Plus I think the way he reacts to things in the killing game is really interesting so far, and I can't wait to see how he changes or stays the same moving forward!

2. Ahhhh... I guess... some parts of his design aren't my favorite, even though he still looks really cool (a long with the rest of the cast). I still love drawing him, and I love seeing how people shove him full of head cannons and stuff!

3. "Charles... no, everyone here... We may act callously, but we're all only human." (and, ofc) "That's wack."

4: I suppose Charwhit, even though... the bro part of that is a bit suspect. Otherwise, I do like the Arei and Whit friendship stuff I've been seeing around!

5. ... Take a wild guess. (WHACEEE. WHACE. LOVE RACE, WHITACE, MARKYOUNG, PINK PONY CLUB, WHATEVER!!! WHACEEE!!!) and Charwhits cute ofc, hope that's cannon one day

6. The reason he's never dated before is because anytime he actually gets serious about someone, he subconsciously self-sabotages it! Why? Fear of intimacy 🔥

Also his hair actually crunches when you touch it because he's fried it irreversibly with bleach.

7. I don't actually think I have one... my view of him is pretty cookie cutter I think. I do hope he isn't totally evil or manically obsessed with Charles, even though they're interesting theories (establishing Whit to be obsessive w partners would be WILD for Whace 💀💀💀💀)

8. Ahhhhh this will make no sense, but the song Bad Medicine by the Upstart Crows reminds me of Whit. I don't know why, I can't tell you 😭 just does

9. fav cg, and fav sprites :]

i have no clue where the second one shows up in the series, but I'm a fan!

#sorry this took so long #i was drawing... and busy irl 😓#but this was really fun!!! id love to do more!!!#drdt #whit young

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miss-starlet · 1 year ago

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♡ SKZ Finding Out You Are A Witch ♡

Summary: Maknae line finds out you are a witch, but there is a little twist!

Note: I actually wanted this out before Halloween, but life had other plans haha. Hyung line coming soon!

Warning: Mention of magic, Mention of other magical creatures, A cat familiar in Jeongin's part, Seungmin calls the reader his girlfriend in his part, while reader in Jeongin's part refers to themselves as his girlfriend.

♡Jisung♡

Jisung had his suspicions after dating you for a few months. Everything from you snapping your fingers that turned off the lights to your mysterious moonlit garden activities had raised questions. Plus, you were just too perfect. So, he decided to confide in the only supernatural person he knew.

"I'm telling you, Seungmin, I think, no I KNOW my girlfriend isn't human."

Seungmin, slightly exasperated, responded, "Gather some evidence, until then, I can't help you." He waved Jisung away, clearly too tired to deal with him.

Listening to Seungmin's advice for once in his life, Jisung was going to find out what you were. He followed the worn out cobblestone path to your cottage, hoping to find you there at home. He knocked on your door, and you welcomed him inside.

"What brings you here, baby?" you asked.

"I need to see something," Jisung replied, heading to the kitchen, grabbing a glass, and filling it with water.Jisung had two theories in mind, either you were a witch or a mermaid, since he'd never seen you near water. Not wanting to risk you melting if you are a witch, he cautiously poured a small amount of water on your hand.

You didn't react as expected, so he sighed in defeat, slumping onto the couch. "You know witches don't actually melt when you pour water on them, right? You should have learned that in magic class."

"Haha, very funny," Jisung replied, feeling slightly embarrassed.

"Did my boyfriend fail Supernatural 101?" you teased, pretending to gasp dramatically before falling on the couch next to him.He looked at you, and suddenly, everything fell into place.

You were a witch.

"Sungie, you knew all along, didn't you? If I could tell you were a supernatural creature, then you should have known too."

"Wait, you thought I was like you?" Jisung's eyes widened in shocked.

"Well not a witch, but y'know... a vampire" He shook his head. "A demon then?"

"Nope! 100 percent human!"

"Oh lord, I'm dating a human." You mumbled to yourself.

"So you went to hogwarts?" He said, smiling big.

"No baby, I didn't."

"Can you teach me?" He asked just as excitedly.

♡Felix♡

You were in the midst of sorting your ancient spell books when Felix unexpectedly arrived. Startled, you quickly tried to stash the items away, but Felix caught a glimpse of an open page in one of the books - a page filled with ancient symbols. He stayed quiet letting you think he didn't see anything.

However, once he got home, Felix's curiosity (more like nervousness), led him to research what the scary book was. After numerous Google searches, it led him to an old, almost rundown bookstore nestled in a forgotten corner of the city. Felix described the symbols, and the owner of the shop gave him a dusty spell book-all centered around the creatures of the sea.

He quickly made his way back to your apartment to confront you. After all you both made a promise not to lie or keep secerts from each other.

He gave you the book and asked "What... what is all this?"

You were surprised and hesitated, searching for the right words. "Felix, I should have told you-" you began, your voice trembling.

"Are you... a witch?"

"Yes, I am, but that's not why you're here, right? You're upset because I've been found out."

Felix's confusion only deepened. "What?"

"Look, Felix, I know your secret too. I know you're a mermaid. The book had spells on how to protect you." Felix's eyes widened at your unexpected confession.

He struggled to find the words, clearly caught off guard. "A mermaid? But that's..."

"I'm sorry for not telling you sooner." You said softly, sitting the book down on the coffee table.

"I'm not a mermaid."

"What?! Your love for the sea? Your extreme knowledge? Your beauty? It just made sense." You trail off.

"Well I do have a degree in Marine Science."

Realization dawned on you, mixing with a tinge of embarrassment. "So, the things I thought were signs of being a mermaid were just... your love for the ocean and your expertise in marine life?"

"Don't forget my extreme beauty," Felix said teasingly.

"Are you upset that I didn't tell you? About me being a witch and everything?"

Felix shook his head, a smile tugging at his lips. " Of course not angel. But my sleep would've been much better without stumbling upon all that scary stuff in my research trying to figure it out."

♡Seungmin♡

You were quite nervous to talk to your boyfriend. You were entirely convinced that he already knew about your status as a witch, just as you were absolutely certain that Seungmin was a warlock.

The reason you were nervous was because what if he didn't? What if he perceived you as just another human? Would it alter anything in your relationship? But you were going to get past your fears, and ask him tonight.

"I have everything for the movie night!" Seungmin excitedly announces, strutting inside your room with a grin on his face.

"Min? Do you know that i am a witch?" You ask softly, voice shaky.

"Do you think I didn't know?" he asks, a hint of amusement in his voice.

"No, no- I knew, but do you have a problem with it?"

"Y/n, I have converted my apartment to your needs. Do you think I use all them herbs lined on my wall to cook? If I had a problem with you being a witch then I wouldn't."

"It's...It's not yours for your own practice?" He shook his head. "Where's your own stuff?"

"What do you mean? Why would I have my own magical stuff?" He asked curiously.

"You not a warlock? I was so sure..." You said somewhat disappointed.

"You thought I was?" Seungmin hands pointed to his self "A warlock?" He laughed before looking dead serious.

"Wow, my witch girlfriend is upset that I'm human?" He says teasingly.

You grinned mischievously, eyes twinkling. "Maybe I just expected a little magic in my boyfriend," you teased back.

"But who needs spells when I've got you?" You added playfully, pulling him closer. "Let's make our own kind of magic, shall we?"

Both of your laughter echoed through the room, before you pull him into a sweet kiss.

♡Jeongin♡

Jeongin arrived home earlier than usual, as he stepped inside, he caught you in deep conversation with your cat, Dickson.

"What are you talking about, Dickson?" You mumbled, "You are being unreasonable to the evidence." Dickson meows back like he is answering you.

"Jeongin is definitely a werewolf; it just makes sense."

Jeongin's mouth hung slightly agape. First thing first you thought he was a werewolf? Second, you were chatting with your cat as though it could provide answers. Well, the cat did meow in response, but it was still a curious sight.

"Y/n."

"Oh, Innie, you scared me. I didn't hear you come in."

"Why on earth are you talking to Dickson like it's a person?"

"Well..." You smiled sheepishly, not really knowing what to say. You were not too sure if your boyfriend understood that witches could talk to their familars or not.

Dickson, simply stared at Jeongin, seemingly unimpressed with the 'werewolf' infront of him. Jeongin noticed Dickson's gaze, and offer his hand for the cat to sniff before petting him. Dickson let out a disinterested meow, before jumping out of your hands and heading out of the room.

"Does he not like me?"

"Baby, I have something to ask you."

"If it's what you were asking Dickson, i'm not a werewolf, love," he reassured, grabbing your hand gently "Why on earth would you think that?"

You glanced at him, embarrassment clear as day on your face. "I've seen you do things that made me wonder sometimes, especially with how you handle the full moon," you admitted, trying to justify your suspensions. "I might have jumped to conclusions. Sorry," you said, feeling a bit foolish.

Jeongin wrapped an arm around you, drawing you close. He leaned in, planting a soft kiss on your forehead. "No worries y/n. Besides magical creatures don't exist. "

"Did you forget that your lovely girlfriend exists?" Jeongin pulls away from you slightly, looking confused. "You don't know?" You asked, and he shooked his head.

"Well I guess one more cat to let out the bag, I'm a witch."

"Do you sacrifice children?" Was first question that tumbles out of Jeongin's mouth. He didn't mean to say that, but it slipped out.

You pull away slightly this time, face showing a mix of confusion and annoyance. "No Jeongin, no I do not."

Jeongin felt a little silly and started to laugh. " I'm sorry, i don't even know why i asked that. It's just this whole thing is kinda weird. " Seeing the look on your face, made him feel terrible. " But, I still love you."

"Love you too." You said relieved, and slightly amused by the whole exchange.

#stray kids x reader #stray kids x you #witch reader #stray kids au #kim seungmin x reader #yang jeongin x reader #skz x reader #han jisung x reader #lee felix x reader #i.n x reader #skz maknae line #jisung x reader

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ms-cartoon · 11 months ago

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Sorry, but can I ask you a stupid question? I'm like a person who gets pissed off about b*tches-characters and I miss my late father because he treated me well… But why does Stella NOT piss me off at all, but I’ve hated Stolas since season 1, episode 2?

(I'm sorry to hear about your father!)

I kinda asked the same question myself when thinking about it, but it didn't take long for me to realize that Stella deserves better. I mean, there's no taking away the fact that she didn't put in any effort in the relationship, but here's the thing.

One main reason to not hate Stella is because her character is just done wrong.

For one, at the time ep 2 aired, it was completely understandable why Stella was enraged over what Stolas did. Bro cheated on his wife! Who on green grass would be okay with that if they were in her shoes???? And it wasn't like we could fully hate Stella. We weren't given much context to her relationship with Stolas (even now, there's still no context). Viv can't just tell us "Oh Stella never really cared about Stolas" without actually showing it. Plus if Stella really didn't care about the affair, she shouldn't have reacted the way she did.

And now that Viv finally showed how much Stella hates Stolas, it feels completely forced and out of nowhere. She's trying so hard to make Stella the villain so the audience would hate her guts. But it doesn't work like that! You can't just turn a character evil by making them hate the protagonist without giving much context about her past. You can't just force the evil psycho trait in a character since they were a kid just so you can avoid giving any history to them and make excuses for another character's actions so we could pity them.

Speaking of that, it's a valid reason to be pissed off at Stolas. He can do the most shittiest thing possible and will still be woobified and babied by, not just Viv, but the fans also. He cheats on Stella, which is wrong. Oh but wait! Turns out Stella never liked him and is evil, so the affair is completely justified. He's a terrible father, flirting with people in front of his daughter and neglecting her. Nope!! Let's figure out some way to make Octavia feel bad for being understandably mad at him and apologize cuz HE'S the one that screwed up.

Is uncomfortably flirtatious around Blitzo who is clearly uncomfortable, but let's make it to where Blitzo starts to like Stolas too to make the harassment okay. Plus let's also turn Stolas's lust into love cuz as it turns out, he was actually in love with Blitzo the whole time. (*cough* bullshit *cough*)

So yeah, I'd say those are some pretty fair reasons for these feelings. There's more too it, but this is just the main one. I also have plenty of other reasons Stolas is terrible if you want to give it a read: https://www.tumblr.com/ms-cartoon/718079858665783296/reasons-why-i-gradually-started-to-hate-stolas

#helluva boss criticism #helluva boss #helluva boss critique #helluva boss critical #anti helluva boss #vivziepop critical #critique

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kaialone · 1 year ago

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All Fanny Win & Lose Quotes Translated (Guilty Gear Petit)

As the title says, this will be a translation of all* Win & Lose quotes involving Fanny from Guilty Petit and Guilty Gear Petit 2.

(*Except for the mirror match quote, if one exists, because it looks like you can’t get a proper mirror match in single player.)

I thought these would be interesting to know about, since they’re pretty much the only characterization Fanny gets outside of the Petit 1 & 2 story modes, plus getting to see a bit of how the other characters react to her.

EDIT: I have since also translated all of the Petit 1 & 2 story modes (yes, all of them)- check those out here.

Some more things to note before we get started:

Characters who appear in both Petit 1 and 2 have identical Win and Loss quotes in both games.

The final roster also includes four “GG” characters: GG Sol Badguy, GG May, GG Millia Rage, and GG Ky Kiske.

These four characters are essentially their base form counterparts, but with an alternate moveset inspired by the first Guilty Gear game. They are given different color schemes to differentiate them in gameplay, but they are effectively treated like they are the same characters, even though they have separate quotes and story modes.

The only exception is GG Ky Kiske, who is actually Robo-Ky!

Finally, in terms of status-quo, the characters are roughly plucked from around the Guilty Gear X era - for example Dizzy is part of the Jellyfish Pirates, but Zato-1 hasn’t fully passed away yet (but is still controlled by Eddie.)

Though the stories of these games are really more on the humorous side.

Now, onto the actual translations!

Fanny Win Quotes

(These are the quotes Fanny herself says when defeating these characters.)

Sol Badguy: せんせいは、かんじゃさんにリラックスしてもらおうとおもっているからこそあんなにユーモアにあふれているのです。 The doctor wants to help his patients relax, that's why he's so full of humor.

Ky Kiske: すみません、せのたかくてスマートでウィットにとんだせかいさいこうのめいい、ごぞんじないですか？ Excuse me? Do you happen to know about the tall, suave, witty, and overall greatest doctor in the entire world?

May: せんせいはえいせいてきにかんがえて、あたまをそっていらっしゃるのです。 …たぶん。 The doctor shaves his head for hygienic purposes. …I think.

Millia Rage: ねんのためくすりだしておきますね。 I'm giving you some medicine, just in case.

Potemkin: わたしのオデコのほうがかたかったみたいです。 Looks like my forehead is harder.

Kuradoberi Jam: せんせいのようしですか？あしがながくてくびもながいひかりかがやいているかたですわ。 What does the doctor look like? He has long legs, and a long neck, and he's just a positively radiant person.

Mito Anji: せんせいもあなたのようにステキなめがねをしてらしたのよ。 The doctor was also wearing lovely glasses, just like you.

Johnny: ステキなけんさばきでしたわ、でもせんせいにはかないませんわね。 That was some fine swordplay, but you still can't hold a candle to the doctor.

Faust: ああっ、せんせい… どこにいってしまわれたのでしょうか？ Oh, Doctor… Where could you have gone?

Chipp Zanuff: ぜひけんけつをおねがいします。きっとちがおおすぎるのですわ。 Please consider donating blood. I'm sure you have too much of it.

Axl Low: ごめんなさい、わたしは「はくいのてんし」わたしのあいはみなさんびょうどうですの。 I'm sorry, but I'm a "white angel"- I love everyone equally.

(Translator's Note: “はくいのてんし/hakui no tenshi”, meaning “white angel” is a non-official term sometimes used for nurses in Japanese, as far as I can tell. As far as I’ve heard, this term might’ve come from the legacy of Florence Nightingale, particularly the 1937 movie based around her life called “The White Angel”. Obviously likening nurses to angels is a thing in English too, but I still wanted to explain the details here.)

Zato-1 (Eddie): あなたぜひせんせいのオペをうけるべきですわ！ You should absolutely get surgery from the doctor!

Testament: せいしんあんていざいをうっておきました。もうだいじょうぶ！ I have given you sedatives. Everything will be fine now!

GG Sol Badguy: せんせいのすばらしさがわからないんですか？おきのどくに。 Don't you know just how wonderful the doctor is? How unfortunate.

GG May: せんせいは「ハゲ」ではありません！「ボウズ」ですわ！！ The doctor is NOT bald! He just shaves!!

GG Millia Rage: あなたのこころのキズ、はやくせんせいにみてもらったほうがいいとおもいますわ。 I think you'd better let the doctor take a look at your broken heart as soon as possible.

GG Ky Kiske (Robo-Ky): あなたすぐにせんせいにみていただいたほうがいいわ！せんせい！！きゅうかんです！！ You should go see the doctor right away! Doctor!! It's an emergency!!

Fanny Defeated Quotes

(These are the quotes these characters say to Fanny when they defeat her.)

Sol Badguy: かんごふってのは、みな、こうだったか？ Are all nurses like this?

Ky Kiske: かんごふというのもまたからだをはるしごとなのですね。 I suppose being a nurse, too, is quite the physically demanding line of work.

May: ボクもずっとすきなひとさがしてたからわかるよ。そのきもち。 I'm always chasing after someone I like, too. So I get how you feel.

Millia Rage: さいきんえだげがひどいのよね。いいくすりしらない？ I've been having awful split ends lately. Do you know any remedy for that?

Potemkin: ずいぶんかわったたたかいだったな… That sure was a strange battle…

Kuradoberi Jam: ちょっと、やりすぎたアル…ってねてるアルか？ Whoops, I think I overdid it… Wait- Are you asleep?

Mito Anji: 「まてばかいろのひよりあり」ってねがんばってさがしな "Good things come to those who wait", you know. So hang in there and keep on searching, alright?

(Translator's Note: What Anji says in the first line is a Japanese idiom that would literally translate to “waiting for fair weather at a sea route”, in case you’re curious. But it does essentially mean “Good things come to those who can wait.”)

Johnny: とう「ジェリーフィッシュかいぞくだん」ではチャーミングなナースぼしゅうちゅうだむかしのおとこわすれさせてやるぜ？ The Jellyfish Pirates are looking to hire a charming nurse right now, so what d'ya say? I'll make you forget all about that other guy.

Faust: 「いりょうのみちはいちにちしてならず。」かんじゃへのあいのみにいきるべきです。 "The path of medicine isn't forged in a day." You should live only for your love towards your patients.

Chipp Zanuff: へんなねーちゃんだな？おれはどこもけがしちゃいねーけどな。 What's with this chick? I wasn't even hurt anywhere.

Axl Low: 「はくいのてんし」はすきだけどもうちょっとおとなしいほうがすきだぜ？ I do like "white angels", but… I'd like it even better if you were a bit more gentle, eh?

Zato-1 (Eddie): モウオソイワコイツトオレハキリハナセンヨ。 YOU ARE TOO LATE. HE AND I CANNOT BE SEPERATED.

Testament: わたしにいりょうなどひつようない。 I have no need for medical care.

GG Sol Badguy: かんごふがくるとこじゃねぇぜ、ここは。 This is no place for a nurse.

GG May: さいきんのかんごふってずいぶんつよいのね？ Nurses are pretty tough these days, huh?

GG Millia Rage: ボーっとしてるから…。 That's what you get for spacing out…

GG Ky Kiske (Robo-Ky): カカカンゴフトトトトイウノモモモマタカカカラダヲハルㇱ、シゴトナノデスネネ。 I- I- I SUPPOSE BEING A- A- A- A- A NURSE, T-T-TOO, IS QUITE T-T-T-THE PHYSICALLY D-DEMANDING LINE OF WORK-K.

#guilty gear #guilty gear petit #fanny guilty gear #my translations #guilty gear translations #tumblr changed the way its formatting works while i wasnt looking #also I hadn't seen anyone else do all of these but if this HAS been done before well #just take it as an opportunity to compare and contrast

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🌟Ellie Continues To Be A Stupid Schemer🌟 - Total Drama Viewer Reacts to Disventure Camp Season 3 Episode 3 “H2Oh-No!”

"This guy did everything wrong."

No shit he's an asshole. That's what I think is the point.

Idk, the garbage route would be if they portrayed him as 100% in the right and some pure soul who did nothing bad whatsoever.

But I feel like he's gonna get called out and learn a lesson at some point.

And if he stays an asshole till he gets eliminated and that's how his story ends? Well idk what to tell ya. I called it.

I totally get the "he's annoying" take though. I get why.

He just doesn't annoy me. Instead he intrigues me.

Like yeah he's a very VERY flawed character, but it's because of his flaws that I find him so interesting of a character to grasp onto.

Plus I also get why he's acting like this.

So yeah, I'm here for the 'Jake Being An Asshole' arc.

Enjoy it while it lasts, ya know? Cause he's gonna be gone a couple episodes later.

Again though, I get not liking him. Just saying I do.

Anyway, let's start this episode!

Yeah, they're ALWAYS painting Jake as 100% in the wrong in these recaps.

I mean, if you had to choose between painting him in a positive light or a negative light, I'm kinda glad it's negative. Just because assholes that parade around being an asshole and then get treated as the best person in the world is ANNOYING AS ALL SHIT.

I'm glad they're not doing that.

*Grammarly Ad*

Fuck Grammarly though. What a brainwashing tool for writers.

AND EVERY EPISODE IS GONNA START WITH OLIVER GETTING KILLED! XD

Still don't get the Hunter and Allyson fighting though. That still does not make sense to me.

I always associated both of them being very chill people. So it's kinda forced.

Oh my god it's raining again!

This just becomes a thing all season.

THE CAMP IS FLOODED BY THE END XD

"I wonder how the others are doing."

The others:

(You will not believe how much porn I scrolled through to get that GIF)

Oh yay! Bullying Yul!

Riya, you have my permission to bully Yul.

"Let go of me you Hazbin!"

🙄

Just pull his hair out, Riya.

I wouldn't want to catch a cold in the rain with nowhere to hide either.

"I agree with the brat. I'm not your daughter!"

Girl, he's just trying to look after you.

I get you're cold and wet and frustrated. Calm down.

"You should apologize to him."

"Why should I?"

"Because he's the only one here willing to put up with your crap."

Oof.

Riya, you know she's right.

I mean she does care about Connor, but she also doesn't like being told what to do.

"How dare you tell me not to bully Yul! It's what Golden wants, Connor! You have to understand!"

"It's like handling a bunch of kindergarteners."

One.

One kindergardener.

"I can understand Yul behaving like this, but Riya? I thought she'd know better."

"What happened to you?!"

"Connor, I'm so close to winning, and I'm not stopping now!"

"Do you really want to win like that?"

"I mean, it got results, didn't it?"

"It's easy for you to say! You have money! You've never had to feel lost or without a future!"

Uh... I hate to tell you this, Connor...

But no. No she doesn't.

"Maybe that's just who she is."

Hurts. But true.

Fame gets to your head, and in some cases like Riya's, being yourself and staying humble worsens your success.

And when you base your identity based off of this character, it becomes harder to differentiate it from yourself. And then eventually that character just IS YOU.

"I know Riya. She's sweet and kind, and I'd trust her with my life. But this persona that comes out every time we're on camera... it's not who she is."

Connor, you're gonna be devastated.

Unless she snaps out of it and redeems herself. That's possible too.

"She's under a lot of stress, and I know it's because of her on screen reputation and all that... I try to be understanding but... sometimes, she makes it really hard."

"I can fix her." You can't. That's the thing.

...

"I CAN FIX HER!"

"You can't make people change, Connor. Unless she wants to, she will always be this way."

Good advice from Alec, hello?

"For my next showing, I shall introduce the concept of change! Here is how I change from a bunny to a snake and how that is a change that is necessary to get on the top of the food chain of the world!"

NO RIYA YOU NEED PREY! THE CHAIN WILL JUST COLLAPSE ON ITSELF!

"But awhile ago, someone I was very close to tried to change who I was."

Oh?

"I wasn't able to figure it out for myself until it was too late. No matter what she told me, I was... still the same man she couldn't stand."

Aw.

I'm glad that's getting expanded on.

Cause yeah, you never want to date anyone who just wants to change you. If you love them and want to be in a relationship with them, you gotta love them for who they are.

"Ever since I lost on my season, I rewatched it over and over to see where I went wrong."

"Trusting that darn Demon Child! What the hell was I thinking? I should not be a father!"

"I think my biggest failure was sticking with Fiore."

👏

DUDE REALIZING HIS MISTAKES? LET'S GO!!

"This time, I'll make sure to put myself out there and find new allies."

Okay, go off king!

Wow, I don't think I ever said this to Alec.

Is this season gonna make me like Alec more?

"It was a bad idea to target Fiore."

You didn't know Ashley was gonna do that. It could have been worse.

You could've voted out each other.

"Have you noticed Jake and Ashley talking all day? I'm worried they could be a threat."

Jake? A threat?

Don't make me laugh.

Ashley though, probably.

She's the one charging this.

"Maybe we need Fiore."

Ooh, okay.

"No way! We'll just keep losing challenges!"

Well then you get Ashley or Jake out the next time you lose, and then the next time you boot Fiore.

"We can't get distracted like last time! Part of the audience is gonna hate us again!"

Huh?

Who...?

What does that have to do with ANYTHING?

Don't look at me as a part of that 'audience hater' group. WASN'T ME!

The audience isn't dictating anything. What?

"Is that all you care about now? What the audience thinks?"

It factors NOTHING.

"You know that's not what I mean! I can't go through several months of scrolling through non-stop hate comments like that again!"

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

Aren't you a streamer? EXPECT THAT SHIT.

I get hate comments too. But you have fans. You have people that like you. And you're successful.

Hate comments aren't going to destroy your career.

UNLESS you fight them and make a big deal about them.

Which is exactly what you are doing here.

I... Allyson. Honey.

EVER HEARD OF BLOCKING?

I mean look, it sucks. I don't deny that.

Getting hate comments suck. They hurt.

BUT when you're active online, you kinda get numb to it. At least from my experience. Ignore it. If you're being harassed, block it. It's that easy.

Allyson is a gamer. She has a Twitch career. She's been exposed to this already for years.

I THINK SHE SHOULD ABSOLUTELY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS ALREADY.

I don't like the "Oh but this character is an adult they should know better." Criticism.

Because age is just 'how long have you been alive'. Depending on where you live, where you work, what you work on, and what you're exposed to socially, physically, or emotionally, that's what plays into your experiences and what you do and don't know.

So that's why I'm using her career as the baseline here. Not her age.

"This character has this lifestyle and has had this life experience and has learned this lesson and this is what they are exposed to. They should know better than this."

No one is saying Jinx is a teenager so therefore she should know better than to murder people.

"Whatever."

Even Hunter agrees with me.

Allyson needs to touch grass.

"She cares so much about what others think! Does it not matter at all what I think?"

Apparently not.

It's super out of character to me. Because Season 2 Allyson was very chill and very considerate and open minded and she clearly did not care what others thought of her.

"Yeah I know you said sled, but I wanna make a snowboard!"

Stuff like that is cute. That tells me something about her character.

That tells me she doesn't care what other think of her.

Idk, maybe there's more context than they're saying right now. Things change in between seasons.

Maybe later they'll say her career is actually IN DANGER because the hate or something.

You're playing a board game on the clock?!

Oh its Monopoly.

That game ruins relationships.

"But isn't that... not very nice?"

Oh yeah I forgot Trevor is technically the nice one.

OH SHIT DID THE PINK TEAM DIE?!

"We didn't last the night, guys..."

Awww.

That's gotta hurt Aiden.

His love is out of the game already.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHOSE FAULT IT IS?

NO SHOT JUST CUTS TO JAKE'S EYE ROLL XD

"Aw boo hoo, my love is gone! Awwwwww... HOW DOES IT FEEL?! IF I'M NOT HAPPY, NO ONE SHOULD BE!"

"Who could possibly hate him?"

Uhhhhh...

I WAS gonna raise my hand, but... I guess that's not true...

This was actually exactly what I wanted though, so...

Derek just looks dead inside.

"Eat me now sharks."

"It's just that... scuba diving didn't end to well for me last time."

AWWWW HONEY!!

HONEY I CAN'T HATE YOU!

Yeah that makes sense. She has PTSD from almost drowning and no one being there for her.

"Promise you won't leave me."

Aw❤️

Even as an Evil Queen, she's still vulnerable and feels things.

"You two can go together, I'll go with my darling Yul-"

HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T DO THAT?

"So how do I look? Could I be a runway model?"

He's such a dork XD

I love you, but respectfully: NO.

"Wait, who am I going with?"

Yeah. Sure. Leave the child for shark food.

Watch Team Victory over here have Fiore as its longest standing member.

"Be careful! It's dark in there!"

*Goes in anyway*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

😂

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!"

"That's it! I'm going after them!"

NO YOU'RE NOT!

"Please tell me you're all okay."

😂

I'm sorry, this is TOO FUNNY.

"Are you okay?"

"WE ARE BEING CHASED BY A SHARK!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"

"Yeah but is it aggressive?"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"

"Do you need help?"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!"

"...do you need me to pay your medical bill?"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP US!!!"

"Hey guys I think they're okay."

"Let's go!"

"I can't! It's too dark."

Poor Riya is stuggling.

Oh she's gonna have an attack.

You gotta get her out of here.

OH YEP I WOULD SCREAM TOO.

UM... THAT WAS A GOOD BLOCK EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DROWNING NOW!

And they have to sit out now.

"Thank you for saving me... and standing by my side."

Awwww ❤️

She does care!

"I know... I've been mistreating you again. I'm sorry for that too."

HONEY.

She DOES feel remorse for her bad actions, she just doesn't like showing vulnerability.

"You're trying, and that's all I can ask. I'll always be there for you."

Awwwww. ❤️

Oh?

"I need to be honest. At the very least, you deserve that."

"I know you came back to the show for me, and I... really like you, Connor. But I came here to win. I don't want there to be anymore confusion."

"I've been trying to push you away because... I thought it'd hurt less when... Look, you have to stay away from me."

"I don't want to hurt you anymore! Don't you see?"

THIS.

THIS RIGHT HERE.

WE STAN RIYA IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.👑

Damn I love this character.

She doesn't want Connor here cause she knows she'll hurt him and lose him if she lets her villainess self take over so she's trying to save him while she still can 😥

She doesn't want to hurt him so it's better if he's not here.

That explains why she didn't look enthusiastic about them being on the same team in the first episode too.

"You're a good man Connor, but... in order to win this game, I can't keep trying to go down the honorable path. That's not how this industry works."

The philosophy she picked up on from Season 2.

CONSISTENCY! WE LOVE IT!

And that's exactly what I've been saying this entire time.

So there you go. It's canon that this is what's going on.

"I thought you wanted to be better. That's why you came back."

She never said that, dude. Hate to say it.

Like, I love Riya, but I don't defend her behavior. When I do, it's a joke. (<- SO I MAKE THIS CLEAR)

"We shouldn't be each others burdens anymore. We need to take some time apart."

Honestly, that's understandable.

"Is that what I am to you? A burden?"

"Yes... but I'm a burden to you too, so I guess this makes us even... I MEAN, AHEM, FOR MY NEXT SHOWING, I'M BURDENING EVERYONE! WHAT DO YOU WANT? RESPONSIBILITY? LUGGAGE? THE BURDEN OF THE SOUL?!"

NO RIYA!!!

"I'm sorry. I hope you respect me enough to keep playing the game together, but we can't be anything more than that."

I mean... if that's what she wants...

"Seeing Connor protect me from that eel brought out a side of me I don't want to see again!"

RIYA😥❤️

I love that though. I love that she approached him very honestly and told him exactly what is going on and what her priorities are.

I like that scene.

"I feel bad Ashley."

"For voting out James. What if there really is nothing going on with Tom and Aiden?"

Oh wow.

I mean, he said this last episode too.

Jake actually FEELING BAD about his poor actions.

I love it. I love you.

"Do you trust Alec?"

"No, not at all."

BOOM.

WHAT DID I SAY LAST TIME?!?!

THIS JUST CONFIRMED THAT I WAS RIGHT!

It's not that he believes Alec, it's that he has a terrible social life since his season and he's hurt by it, and no one is helping him figure it out.

I am NAILING my analysis on what's going on here!

I'm kinda proud of myself!

"I felt something really strange when I saw them together, but now the only thing I feel is guilt."

🎵"What is this feeling fervid as a flame? Does it have a name? YEEEESSSS!"🎵

I'm sorry. That's what got in my head.

"There's no changing the past, Jake. We just have to keep moving forward."

Good message.

That's gonna be his arc. Moving on.

WAIT THAT MEANS HE AND TOM ARE NEVER GONNA WORK! SHIT!! 😭💔

Oh well. That's the message. It do be like that sometimes.

Cause obviously I do not ship them at all.

"Guilt can consume if you let it. Trust me, I've been there before."

Oh?

Ashley characterization?

"It happened awhile ago..."

OH SHIT-

COME ON. NO. I WANNA HEAR THE BACKSTORY.

I mean, I criticized cutting away before we can get details we should know before.

AT LEAST IT'S NOT CUTTING AWAY THIS TIME! THERE'S AN ACTUAL PRACTICAL THING DISTRACTING IT!

CONGRATS ODDNATIONS! YOU LEARNED!

DAMN TOM JUST KNOCKED A SHARK IN ONE HIT!!

LOOK AT YOU DUDE!!

"Hey Ashley?"

"What?"

"I think I'm still in love..."

"Oh brother..."

😂

The cuts to Jake's PISSED FACE is KILLING ME.

"AYO, WHERE'S MY HUG?! HELLO?!?!"

"You see that? I know I'm not crazy!"

"Nah, you crazy."

I don't...

That is NOT reading to me as 'Aiden cheating on James with Tom.'

That's more so reading to me as 'Tom is open and friendly and confident around someone that isn't Jake, and Jake, because of the two years apart, can't process that well so it's ticking him off to see him getting along with someone else.'

But if it is the former, then it's bad. But it's hilariously bad.

I'm having fun, strangely enough.

🎵"What is this feeling fervid as a flame? Does it have a name? YEEEESSSS!"🎵

🎵"LOATHING! UNADULTURATED LOATHING!"🎵

I'm sorry I've been listening to this song on loop XD

Jealousy. The word for this context is jealousy.

But I think loathing works too cause I think he hates Aiden. Just a hunch though.

"Whatever it is, I'll help you get to the bottom of it!"

ASHLEY W?!

WHERE WAS THIS MATURE AND UNDERSTANDING RESPONSE, JAMES?!

"Of course! That's what friends are for!"

Oh! Okay!

I did not expect this.

Jake and Ashley friendship was NOT on my bingo card or in my predictions AT ALL.

But I'm here for it!

"In fact, I was just thinking... what would y'all think of a girls alliance?"

Ooh. Okay.

Ellie is being smart this time??

"My girlfriend is so smart!"

Most of the time, no.

BUT this is the smartest plan she has ever made.

Majority alliance off the bat and securing it? GOOD IDEA.

"What were you saying to Jake in the previous challenge?"

Oh Miriam's on it.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY GRANDSON?!"

"If I find out you're trying to manipulate him, you'll have to answer to me! You hear?!"

WOOF.

"DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY GRANDSON EVER AGAIN!"

Oh god is Team Victory gonna lose AGAIN?!

"Fiore? What are you doing here alone?"

"NEGLECT."

"I didn't even do anything!"

FLASHBACK TO ALL OF SEASON 1.

"If Fiore's team wins, Jake is on that team. They would both be safe."

Oh that's a good point.

Yeah cause we haven't seen Allyson or Hunter in awhile! This team is way behind!

PINK TEAM SUCKS.

"Let's find a way for the Cyan Team to lose."

Oh okay.

Wait, it's CYAN?

Uh, okay, I haven't been paying attention to that.

"Hey my fish-for-brains teammates!"

"I just want you all to know, YOU SUCK AND I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE KIDS. I AM GOING TO FILE A NEGLECT CHARGE."

"How did that girl find all the clues so quickly?"

How are you guys so bad at finding said clues?

"You're so cute when you're frustrated!"

What did they do to you Grett?

Why are you so infatuated with this man?

It hurts my soul.

I'm deeply upset that they did this to her.

NO.

OH-

OKAY THAT SCARED ME.

Oh fuck you Yul!

Oh wow, Yul is abusive? Who would've thought? That's totally not in his character to be an abusive piece of shit.

Save Grett.

Get her away from this man.

"Sometimes, I feel like Yul acts a little distant towards me... maybe physical affection isn't his thing."

No. He's just a piece of shit.

Oh here we go.

"I think I lost my team, and I'm running out of oxygen!"

"Sounds like a you problem."

DAMN ELLIE.

SHE REALLY WANTS THIS LADY DEAD.

"She's lying. Wouldn't be the first time."

Then why are you falling for it?

If you're suspicious, don't do it.

And y'all are saying Jake is naive and falls for everything right away? LOOK AT THESE BOZOS!

"We've been bamboolzled!"

*gasp* Who would have thought?

"I thought we were friends, Miriam!"

"And I thought you would call!"

GOT HIM.

"Someone needs to slap this girl upside her head."

NO!

DON'T MAKE A QUEEN HIT A QUEEN!

What are you cooking?

That looks burnt!

"Girls, I'm worried about Lake. Her friendship with Aiden seems a lot stronger than I thought."

What?

Where the hell is that coming from?

"Do you think she's not committed to our alliance?"

Okay, then get Tom out.

Tom being here is a massive detriment to Ellie's game anyway.

"I'd prefer it to be Tom."

There you go. It's perfect.

"Actually, the three of us were thinking Aiden. Tom's more useful to us for physical challenges."

You girls underestimate your own power.

You're not wrong, but don't doubt yourself like that.

"I thought you said we could handle ourselves. We don't need Tom's strength."

Lake just saying exactly what I said.

"Are you saying you won't vote for Aiden?"

No. She said she thinks Tom is the better option.

"I'm saying we should make it an easy vote and get Tom out."

AGAIN, LAKE'S JUST SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING.

"Well, I'm voting for Aiden."

ELLIE, DO YOU WANT YOUR ALLIANCE OR NOT?!

YOU HAVE TO LOCK IT IN AND EARN THEIR TRUST!

"If we don't vote together, this alliance won't work!"

THANK YOU.

"Voting Tom out means Lake would have both Aiden and Tess by her side. No way in hell I'm letting that happen."

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDD we're back to Ellie being stupid!

Lake, Aiden, and Tess are currently NOT gunning for you at all!

Tom on the other hand, IS!

If you keep him, HE'S GONNA GET AN OPENING TO GET YOU OUT.

You NEED to lock in your alliance! And come merge and all five of you are still here? Aiden will also join you!

DON'T DO THIS.

For fuck's sake, Ellie...

"Well, they're probably discussing which of us to vote for."

Even Tom gets what's happening.

"Ellie, I know what you're doing! You think I'm stupid?!"

"Lake, you have to vote with us!"

"Sorry, but I won't. I hope you can respect my decision, Ellie."

Ellie what are you doing?

Just vote Tom.

"Before everyone goes to vote, there's something I have to say."

Oh great. Here we go.

"And here comes the big lie everybody! Right on schedule!"

YEAH. PRETTY MUCH.

"For your information, Ellie's been trying to save you all afternoon."

Yeah, for some stupid reason.

"Lake formed a girls alliance."

WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE YOUR ALLIANCE?!

JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

"And she's been trying to convince us to vote for you all afternoon."

And what was wrong with that?

You're ruining everything cause you're bringing all this up in front of them.

"It's time for you to realize who your enemies really are Tom, and it's not me."

No, all you convinced was that he has more than one enemy.

"Gabby and I will be voting for you."

AND NOW YOU'RE VOTING LAKE-

YOU NEED LAKE! SHE WAS WILLING TO HELP YOU!!

WHY DON'T YOU SECURE YOUR ALLIANCE?!

ELLIE OH MY GOD

Some things never change...

"How can you trust her after what she just did?!"

You know what makes this worse?

I JUST SAID that the only person that was gunning for Ellie was Tom.

If Ellie kept her alliance secured, she could've had everyone on the team on her side.

By doing THIS, SHE PAINTS A TARGET ON HER BACK THAT EVERYONE IS SHOOTING FOR.

THIS WILL COST YOU THE ENTIRE GAME IF YOU GET RID OF LAKE.

YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS!

"Tess, are you with us?"

Oh...

She's not. It's written all over her face.

What is Tess gonna do here...?

'ELLIE'

Don't look surprised. You caused this.

'LAKE'

Shit.

'ELLIE'

'LAKE'

'TOM'

Whoa what?

Tom's like "AYO WHAT THE FUCK?"

Was that Tess?

SHIIIIIIIITTT.

NOOOO I LOVE YOU LAKE.

I mean I expected her to go Pre-Merge, but I thought she would last longer than this!

Dammit!

"No Lake! First James, and now you?!"

Oh shit Aiden is gonna go through it.

He lost both of his confidantes back to back.

"I'm sorry Lake. I was caught in the middle and I... couldn't decide."

Hey I don't blame Tess. Ellie kinda proved she couldn't be trusted.

And on the bright side, you showed Ellie the consequences of her actions by proving "NO, IF YOU ACT LIKE THIS, I WILL NOT SIDE WITH YOU."

And she throws her vote on Tom.

That's a good message to send to her.

"I hope you don't mind I did that Tom. No hard feelings!"

"Yeah yeah! Of course! No hard feelings! It's all good! Where's my gun?"

"Don't worry Tess. I understand. I know you're not the kind to bend your morals for a cash prize."

Yeah.

GOOD FOR YOU, TESS!!! STANDING UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!!👏👑

The Ellie slander.

Awwww, bye Lake. I'm sorry.

"Contrary to what some say, I'm not stupid."

"I seen the allegations that I am stupid! But I promise you I am not!"

"I know Ellie was only saving me to help her own game, but Lake? Lake was outright gunning for me."

Yeah, I mean, what else could Tom have done here?

And look on the bright side. No one is siding with Ellie anymore and knows she's a threat.

Except for Gabby. But what is she gonna do? It's two to three.

Especially since Tess made it clear she ain't on Ellie's side. She can flip and that'll be that.

Ellie ruined her entire game because of this ONE MOVE.

I have a good reason to dunk on Ellie's 'strategy' AGAIN!

Some things never change! Ellie is STILL stupid!

Dammit, am I gonna have to make ANOTHER list of things Ellie could've done instead here?

Let me know if you guys want that.

I think she just screwed over her entire game.

Girls Alliance. Okay. Good idea. Effective idea. Put yourself in a majority.

COMMIT TO IT.

DON'T FIGHT WITH YOUR ALLIES AT THE STARTING LINE!

You have to lock in the alliance. You NEED Lake around!

And what was wrong with booting Tom exactly? I get physicality, but you yourself said the girls combined can handle things just fine. And on top of that, Tom was gunning for you.

Aiden, Lake, Tess, they WEREN'T.

UNTIL YOU DID THIS.

AND NOW ALL THREE OF THEM JOIN TOM IN GUNNING FOR YOU.

YOU'RE BONED!

Even if Tom wasn't gunning for you, I would STILL SAY that it's better if you secure your girls alliance and understand your allies interests.

Lake is friends with Aiden. Tess believes in loyalty as the best policy. So do a move that is in both of their interests.

But now you got rid of Lake, and now no one trusts you because you have established to everyone on your team that you are a threat.

Though, I kinda knew they weren't gonna boot Tom. Tom is tied to established plotlines.

God, poor Lake man. I knew it. I knew she wouldn't make merge. But second boot? Geez.

But Ellie was like this in Season 1 too. So what changed, really? I expect this.

I think the only thing I'm really REALLY raising an eyebrow at in terms of consistency is Allyson's whole "The Internet hates me". Like... what the hell is this? I don't understand this yet.

Everything else besides Yul is actually fine so far.

Cooking with Jake. Cooking with Riya. I'm very happy with how these two are so far. Gabby is slaying already and being the one reasonable girl here. I think she's winning.

Somebody put Ellie back in Scheming 101!

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