#plus it's cuter if they're all close

[petricorah]

last year for my birthday i drew cozy zuko so this year i decided to amp it up a notch

[ID: A drawing of Sokka, Zuko, baby Izumi, and Momo from Avatar: The Last Airbender. They are sleeping in a pile, with Izumi between Zuko and Sokka. Momo is curled against Izumi, who is smiling pleasantly. Zuko is wearing a betrothal necklace, and Sokka is splayed out with his arm over Zuko’s chest, and he’s drooling onto the pillow. /End ID.]

[sysig]

Tamagotchi hype, haircut hype! (Patreon)

[astaroth1357]

Oh God, What Have We Done??: Father!Solomon Headcanons

You know what? I'm a Solomon love-hater but I'll go to bat for him too. You could pick worse.

Contents: Unhinged Ms. Frizzle-style parenting, the horrors of human biology, possible pregnancy implications, fluff

~♡♡♡~

So. I can see this happening intentionally. Solomon craves a happy family, so I absolutely see the thought of rasing a kid with MC coming up once or twice.

That said, I think zero planning actually went into making it happen. This is a spur-of-the-moment decision made by two lovesick dolts. Not a damn thought was spared for the consequences, and it shows.

For starters, MC and Solomon both agreed to raise a child together while they were in the human world and told NOBODY ELSE. So from the outside looking in, they just left the Devildom for “training purposes” and returned with a random infant!

No call ahead. No fanfare. They both stepped out of the portal with a flying stroller and bottomless diaper bag, grinning from ear to ear like it all was just souvenirs from Disney World!

Naturally, all hell broke loose. The brothers were collectively hyperventilating, Simeon almost fainted, and Diavolo noticed that Barbatos wasn't moving or blinking, so the Little Ds had to carry him away like a malfunctioning android...

Does Solomon having a kid make him a grandfather…? He is not ready to ponder that thought. No one is.

Despite Mammon and Belphegor’s insistence they had to “Put it back!” after MC made it clear that raising a baby was what they wanted and that Solomon was there to stay, the brothers made peace with it… to varying degrees.

Asmo was the only one thrilled that his favorite humans now have an even cuter mini-human to take around because he'd get to try his hand at baby fashion design! The least happy was probably Belphegor because a baby means that MC is going to be way too busy to nap now. Plus, he had to deal with a lot more Solomon in his life, which very few people ever ask for...

The crew's reaction to the baby's development is actually pretty funny to see. Humans age much, much faster than their supernatural counterparts so, from their perspective, the new baby is growing at lightning speed!

Mammon was with them when they were teaching the baby to crawl and he started freaking out because, “How’re they movin' already!?” The first day their child came running, physically running, into the HoL without any help actually made Levi scream in fright.

The House had a complete meltdown when Beel was watching the child one day and they lost a tooth while eating some hard candy. They all thought that MC and Solomon were going to burn the place down, so imagine their surprise when the overjoyed parents kept congratulating their kid for losing a baby tooth...

And don't get any of them started on the growth spurts...

The one to take to the kid the most as they grew was, funnily enough, Lucifer. Most likely because their various milestones reminded him of when his brothers were doing the same things.

The child is more than happy to tell “Uncle Luci” anything, which he acts like he only tolerates, but in reality he loves being their favorite brother.

Barbatos is EXTREMELY protective of them. Nearly as protective as he is with Diavolo.

Their kid, of course, has no clue. He's just nice Uncle Barbie (he refused to be called Grandpa) who makes them sweets and watches over them in the Castle. But anyone who get too close while they're playing gets a stare down worse than all of Cerberus’ heads combined...

Mammon swore in front of them once and Barbatos strung him up so tightly that even Lucifer thought it was overkill.

Luke seems to enjoy having a baby sibling of sorts to look after, but he is going to be so upset when they get taller than him in the blink of an eye. He’s going to be their guardian angel for sure, btw.

As a father, Solomon is… spirited. Anyone can see that he’s ecstatic to be a parent, it’s just…

Well, years of isolation on top of being a once-in-a-lifetime prodigy may not have made him the most “in touch” with children these days, you know? MC has absolutely come home to find Solomon has propped up their 6-month-old with a stack of books to start teach them how to play chess.

Daddy-Baby adventure always end in spectacular fashion. Solomon is a very “hands-on science teacher” kind of guy with unwavering confidence in his abilities to keep his child safe. This, to be fair, isn’t unwarranted, however...

Does that mean you should make a plans to take your child to forbidden places for some sightseeing? Or let your child touch, paw at, and gnaw on any magic item that suits their fancy in the name of a making a new teaching experience...? Probably not, but it’s also how he learned so…

It must be assumed that whatever kid these two have, biological or not, will be a magic powerhouse of destructive proportions. All that training from Solomon himself since infancy? They'll have a wand in their hand before they can even work a fork!

I like to imagine that Solomon's kid would have a very, very hard time controlling their magic and it would get uncontrollable at times. Like, a sneeze could knock over a bookshelf or getting angry makes things go flying. But Solomon would never ever scold them for it like it’s they're fault.

He'd never make them feel the same isolation and shame that he did at their age.

It would be very, very sweet. But it also means that MC could come home to a flooded house and, instead of cleaning out the water, Solomon would teaching their child how to snorkel in the living room.

Pure chaos, but MC could never find a prouder father. Solomon would devote his entire being to giving their child all of the love and happiness they deserve. Their kid almost never sees him without a grin on his face, just ready to just wrap them a bear hug for no reason.

On quiet nights, he'd cradle them or rock them to sleep while holding back tears. MC has found him over their crib like he’s still trying to convince himself that they're real, that he's gotten this lucky.

He's not a conventional father. Hell, he's not a conventional human either. But he’s grateful for day he gets to be a parent... Every. Single. One.

[shaampoo]

OMG!?!??! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SONG (and AU), RIGHT NOW!!!

(By Lydia the bard

TINKERBELL VILLAIN SONG - Fall Little Wendy Bird Fall | Song by Lydia the Bard and Tony | Animatic

The title^)

First of all the cover art is AMAZING, Tink is SO pretty, the sparkle and lines on the wings, her grin, HER HAIR, HER EARS, HER DRESS,

Also, "Fall Little Wendy Bird Fall" is a great title

Now the video itself and its lyrics, i really REALLY want to just compliment every single frame of this video, its so beautiful, so well done, its like it was blessed by The Muses of greek mythology,

Okay so the lyrics at 0:45

"You dont seem to quite understand what is at stake,

This messed up little family that i had to make"

Not only is this line so beautiful with the way her voice sounds, its pretty much a nod to the fact Tink and her friends kidnapped peter pan and the lost kids to keep her and her friends alive

(0:55) \/

"If i could let them all go home please know that i would

But it'd do more harm than good"

Just Tink expressing her guilt that she and her friends kidnapped the lost boys so that they could keep existing, but like, JWHSEAJKHWED, she ofc doesn't want her or her friends to die, and since people are slowly not believing in fairies anymore, they're slowly going extinct, ALSO, Fawn and Silvermist are DEAD, so yeah, that messes with someones head

AAAALSOOOO, i LOVE their silhouettes, the height and weight differences instead of them all having the same height and weight like in the movies, plus, i LOVE that despite not looking like how they do in the movies, you can probably still tell who is who,

ALSO

Even if it wasnt intentional, i like how in kinda faraway shots, Tink has a more cuter roundish look, while in closer shots shes more edgy and more intimidating(? if that's the right word), kinda showing how others view her (kinda?) as a cute fairy, maybe underestimated, but yknow, close up, shes plotting to kill a child

(1:15)

I love how Tink is gesturing in this scene, cause 1. It conveys to the audience what she wants from the lost boys and 2. Canonically, when fairies talk, people usually just hear jingling of bells, so shes gesturing because shes also conveying what she wants to the lost boys

1:23

"Swear its nothing personal, its a necessary evil"

I just love this line because it is a necessary evil, she needs the lost boys and peter pan in neverland to believe in fairies so that they exist, and Wendy is pretty much a threat, since she makes the lost boys want to grow up with families,

Also, the lost boys look so cute in here, i cant remember their names tho, one is holding a slingshot, aiming at wendy, one is holding rocks , and one has a stick , so Tink just told these children to assassinate Wendy, or at least attack her.

1:35

I love how the kids explain that Tink make them do it, and Peter Pan just glares at Tink, and i love that I'm pretty sure that Peter isn't mad/doesnt blame the lost boys

As seen in this scene where Pete is smiling and stuff at the Lost Boys and/or at Wendy

1:55

I love how Tink refers to Wendy as a "Nasty little spark" because, a spark can turn into a fire, damaging a lot of stuff and people, pretty much saying that Wendy has to be snuffed out before she causes a fire,

"Setting fires inside my house is just not allowed"

Pretty much referring to the fact that Wendy, the spark, is creating a fire, aka, making the lost boys want to grow up and go back to the real world, making them not believe in fairies anymore, thus, making her and her friends die, which is, not allowed.

Also. the fear in Tink's eyes is so fear, her expression is on point, the mix of concern and fear is just, so beautiful, also i love her pointed ears

2:17

First of all, this screenshot does not do justice to the actual design of the mermaid (siren?), cause they are AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEUS.

Also, the fact that Tink is persuasive enough to convince someone to kill Wendy in such a short amount of time is impressive, and the fact that the mermaids agreed so quickly is also impressive,

When it failed, the absolute horror and shock on Tink's face? Shes horrified that another plan of hers failed, and shes scared that her friends might die, like, wow

The despair on her face is just so...asdjwoaijdoiwajd

3:38

The fact that Peter Pan (i cant even give him a nickname cause Pete sounds different and P.P. is just wrong and Pan is just A Thing), first at the gust of wind that blows away the pixie dust (which keeps the ship afloat) he covered his eyes, maybe cause the dust or his hair in his eyes, then he looks at Tink in anger and shock and probably some confusion, then looks at Wendy, in concern and fear,

Theory: Pan knows that, since Tink doesnt want the lost boys to leave, and he knows that gust of wind was from the fairies, and Tink's dislike and hatred to WEndy, that Wendy was probably the only one not going to be saved, which is why he only looks at her and tries to save her (that or he's a SIMPPPPPPP /j)

3:50

The fact that you can see Wendy screaming??? Chills,

And the black screen right after, signalling Wendy's death is just amazing

Anyways, overall, what im saying is

THIS SONG IS AMAZING GO CHECK IT OUT, GO CHECK OUT THIS PERSONS CHANNEL, THEY HAVE GOOD VILLAIN SONGS, THEY EVEN HAVE ENCANTO!!!!

[judgementdayslittle]

Who do you think in the Judgment day would be most likely to get jealous when Another person starts to show y/n a Little to much attention?🩷

-Every now and then, you go to an airing of RAW with your caregivers and Dom. Which means you are often surrounded by a bunch of other wrestlers.

-Usually you stay in the club house with everyone, but sometimes little you wants to explore! What if cool stuff happens? What if the catering table has cookies?! You have to see!

-Plus they don't want you to be cooped up in the club house the whole time. They do want you to go out and make some friends outside of them. It's only healthy after all.

-So often times, one of your three caregivers take you out on a little walk around the backstage area.

-There you run into another group, Alpha Acadamy (Before Chad turned into a meanie! >:( )

-They knew about your are regression, and didn't mind at all. In fact, they thought you were so cute!!!

-At first it started off with some chatting. Then Maxxine offered you some cookies, Otis offered a piggy back ride, and Tozawa showed you his silly lil dance.

-The last straw was when this happened.

-Of course you were all decked out in Judgement Day merch. You had to represent your caregivers and Dom after all!

-"While you do look cute in that, why not represent Alpha Acadamy sometime?" Chad asked nicely. He took out a shirt that was around your size. It was bright pink and had the Alpha Acadamy logo on it.

-If Rhea is with you, she'll pick you up as she glared at them. "Thanks, but no. We're fine." She says in a snappy tone before walking away.

-"But Mami! They had fwee shirt." You say, pouting your lip a bit.

-Mami's quick to cheer you up though. Cuddling her close to her chest as she plays with your hair with her free hand. "I know, but that shirt is for another group. You're Judgement Day's little one, just like Dom. Plus you look so much cuter in this outfit that you would that shirt."

-If you accept her words, she'll promise to make it up to you by stopping for a treat after the show. If you still want the shirt, she'll eventually (sneakily) get it for you. She can't say no to you after all.

-If Damian is with you, he'll pick you up like Mami did, but he'll be a little bit more mean to them. How dare they try to get you to join them! You're his, Rhea's, and Finn's little one, not theirs!

-He won't get too mean with them since you're here, and it can be a little bit scary to see him all angry. So he just glares at them and tells them to "Back off if you know what's good for you." Before carrying you off.

-If you found that a bit scary, he'll go super soft on you. Calling you all sorts of cute nicknames, promising to get you a new toy after the show, and any shirt you want.

-If you REALLY want that shirt, he will also get it for you. But instead of doing it sneakily like Rhea, he'll straight up walk up to them, taking from their grasp, and walk away.

-If Finn is with you, he decides to distract you for a bit. Pulling out his phone and headphones, asking you to watch something nice on youtube while he has a little "chat" with the Alpha Acadamy folks.

-And by "chat", he means threatning them to never talk to you again, or else he'll beat them in the ring.

-It may be a bit of an over reaction, but he can't help it. He's super protective of you. And while Alpha Acadamy is nice to you, they're not your family, The Judgement Day is!

-Once he's done, he gently takes your hand and walks off with you.

-He already took the shirt from them, planning on ripping it apart. But seeing your puppy dog eyes, he can't bring himself to do it. So he lets you have it.

-They're protective caregivers, and they can sometimes get a little jealous, but it's because they love you and want to keep you in the family! If you ask them to apologize to Alpha Acadamy, they will. Only for you though! Because they love you so much!

[sol-consort]

Turian dick got me going feral.

You move to the citadel and in order to afford rent you start rooming with one of your coworkers. He’s a turian, nice enough really. If only he was a little less obvious with his attraction to you.

Endearing in a way. The way his claws trail down your thighs, or play with the soft strands of your hair. The pick up lines are even cuter (he plays it off like he’s saying them to you for practice)

And a little creepy at times when you can hear him watching human x turian pornos. The walls are thin enough that you can hear everything

The old delima of turians being very endearingly awkward with their flirting but absolutely creepy in their devotion

You've had worse roommates in the past, guys who think it's appropriate to watch porn in the living room, people who left their dishes in the sink, ones who kept drinking your orange juice and never paying back.

So, really, in comparison to most humans you've lived with, this one roommate is top notch—he can't even steal your food if he wanted to—even with all of his...quirks. Maybe they're easier to swallow since you can chalk it up to him being a different species and all.

Living in the Citadel is very expensive, and you would rather not have to cut out from your budget for little treats again.

If letting a turian cup a feel every now and then, politely pretend that you can't hear his moans through the thin walls each night—breathlessly whispering your name—then it's a good deal in exchange for barely contributing for a quarter of the rent. He worked in C-sec if you recalled? His pay must be pretty decent to manage to cover almost all of it.

You're mostly nonchalant about it, the way he tries to play off his claws kneading your thighs as mere curiosity over human anatomy. Or how he tried to convince you that turians purring is just...something that sometimes happen, nothing more.

So don't worry if you feel these vibrations while his rough beak is nuzzling your neck. Don't think too much about it. It definitely doesn't hold any intimate implications.

Roommate turian who keeps offering to do your laundry, who takes a day or three longer than average to return them. Who grows very touchy with you the longer you live together, asking you to help him practice kissing...just in case he ever gets a human partner. Your lips are so soft, he doesn't want to injure them, so what's the harm in letting him have a test run? or two...or ten...everyday.

You raise an eyebrow when you feel his long tongue slipping into your mouth, sliding down your throat. Since when did kissing involve deepthroating his tongue? Still, you don't really care, plus the way he squirms when you suck against it is kinda funny.

He's especially in the mood whenever he comes back exhausted from work—you won't believe the amount of paperwork involved in security. He calls you over, saying he just happened to pass by a new restaurant and bought food.

The two of you should definitely eat it while sitting on the couch...close...or maybe he can coax you into his lap? He'll give you his portion of food. You don't mention the fact that none of the food items he bought were dextro, yet still indulge his request.

Allowing him to cuddle his work stress away with your body, squeezing and purring. Feeling his sharp teeth graze against your sensitive neck, barely restraining himself from biting as he buries his nose against the spot instead.

Spotting the "The galactic guides to courting humans" book on his pillow when you came into his room to borrow an omni-tool charger, flipping through it and recognising all the lame pick-up lines he's been using on you under the guise of practicing.

[eluxcastar]

Begging for some romantic Pierro x readers if that’s okay !! 😭💕

Domestic fluff with Pierro

── ୨୧：pierro x reader

୨୧﹑synopsis :: brainless domestic fluff because yes

୨୧﹑genre :: fluff

୨୧﹑content :: gn reader, they're married because I said so, soft pierro (also because I said so), pierro is so quality time love language, neither of them know how to cook either, not proofread

୨୧﹑words :: 1.5k

ok something more chill to write. this has actually been on my mind cause I love this man sm Idk why I've got two Pierro posts back to back but this turned out way cuter than I originally thought?? maybe I just really like domestic fluff but the only thing able to interrupt that was the thought that reader is probably a dilf and/or milf and I can get behind that

side note reader would go GREAT in the little rumours fatuus pass around ruu and I were talking about because like. the instructor??? the jester's MARRIED to the instructor??? can you imagine being a fatuu in training and learning that your instructor is married to THE guy in the fatui

Entrusting you with training new recruits was a good idea. It's a place where you are not restless but not in so much danger Pierro would worry. With subtlety and perhaps a little tapping into his knack for deceit, you had been stationed somewhere close and where he needed to travel regularly for unrelated business, usually to pass through, but the detour to see you is always a plus. 

He likes to see you working hard, especially if you clearly enjoy your work. He also likes that you take a break when he appears to spend some time with him before he goes. 

Pierro is always mindful that you have a job, much like him, and that it is of equal importance within the sphere it affects as his job is to the Fatui as a whole. If not for the two of you, the Fatui would suffer tremendously. In his mind, you're even a little more important. Your job is to weed out the weakest links into administrative duties and help the strong flourish. Without you, trainees would never get put in increasingly dangerous situations with someone strong to back them up and keep them comfortably on their feet rather than vastly out of their depth. 

Besides, the Fatui would never turn down the capable people you can produce with your methods.

Pierro seldom sees that training in operation, save for when he first arrives and just before he leaves. You spend the time he's there with him, settled inside where it's a little warmer and where you share whatever he brought for you to enjoy. For some reason, Pierro feels the need to bring you gifts whenever he visits, little things he saw that made him think of you or food he knows you enjoy but can't get your hands on out where you're stationed. He almost stockpiles them in a way and gathers them all just before he leaves.

There are a few rare times of year when all of your students are shipped off to their respective sectors of the Fatui. During that special little time, you return to your home where your husband is always waiting patiently for your return so that you can begin to interrupt his work days and bring him lunch when he tries to get away with not taking breaks.

Whenever you show up, he does almost the exact same thing you do. He drops everything to be with you, even just to talk for fifteen minutes to check up on him when you're back in Zapolyarny Palace on unrelated business that so happens to include a trip to wherever he might be on such occasion. Most of the time, that means finding him in his office where you'll waltz right in regardless of if someone's in there and who that is. If you're feeling generous, you might even kindly wait until they leave to press a kiss to his cheek and ask how his day is.

Some people's first reactions to finding out the two of you are married are…interesting. Even your students are in the dark until they start panicking because suddenly the infamous Jester is at their instructor's doorstep unannounced, and his subjectively endearing case of resting bitch face never helps that seem like a good thing.

Of course, there are the people who are used to it and positively despise it—mainly because it means they have to be on their best behaviour—but it's hard to pay them much mind when you are caught up spending what little time you can together before he inevitably has to leave. The simple truth is that caring about who is suddenly in a bad mood takes up too much of your precious time that could be better spent waving a pita pocket in his face, coaxing him to try just a few bites of it before he turns his nose up at it.

Besides, anyone who decides to interrupt your little lunch sessions is not getting through their conversation without it being interrupted by you stealing his attention a few times while the other person is still talking in the background. You'll be patient if he asks, but more often than not, the boring trifles of others can wait until he's heard what you have to whisper in his ear.

More often than not, he is a shell of himself because, around others, he is reserved and colder than in private when only you can see his slight smiles and the softening of his eyes at the sight of you. Once you return home, he behaves like you haven't been tending to training reports all day because, as long as you're loitering around Zapolyarny, that's probably what you're there for. Compiling your notes into a readable fashion for whatever miserable souls have to subject themselves to sorting through them is, unfortunately, a necessary contrast to the fun you have actually teaching. Despite being subject to many more inconveniences on your off days, he would rather make sure you're taken care of than let you take care of him, though he allows you to return the favour to a degree. 

You hate it, and it's taxing, he will reason, as if he isn't annoyed by half of his duties either. Unfortunately, he manages to be just a little bit more persuasive than you. For better or for worse, you will be the closest to spoiled he can manage, even if it means sweeping you off your feet only to put you back down the moment his back makes him regret that. One day, he always swears he will be able to pick you up so that he can quickly get you out of any danger you might find yourself in if need be. Today, however, is still not that day.

Most of your time after work is spent making whatever you will call dinner that night, as you both pour over whatever recipe you choose and try to make something that tastes good when you're not on the verge of starvation. Neither of you are exactly in positions that allow that. Still, the experience of making the food is what matters. The taste means nothing in comparison to listening to him behind you, chopping the vegetables to add to the soup you're absently stirring while he asks some probably commonplace question about the recipe as if you're supposed to have the answer. At the same time, you talk about your respective days and exaggerate the details to sound more interesting.

At the end of it, you're met with edible food. Perhaps objectively, it isn't the best, and never in a million years could either of you work as chefs if this whole Fatui career doesn't work out, but it's made with love. What matters is that you made it together with the time you set aside for each other. Though cooking together can be entertaining, the two of you struggling to feed yourselves for upwards of an hour is not the pinnacle of relaxation when most of your focus is on not burning down your house and him not cutting himself trying to slice onions at a snail's pace.

Mediocre food and a night in are so familiar and comfortable by now, pushing work aside for some future version of yourselves to deal with, though the stories of your students and their endeavours make it in, as do those of the many characters Pierro deals with in a day. Those sources of entertainment can slip past every now and then while you laugh over the strange ideas of rookie fatuus trying to figure out the ropes.

It is softer and sweeter than anything else in your day, draped over his lap like a tired housecat while he reads you a book you found on the shelf you thought might be interesting. He'll rest the book on your stomach and somehow always manage to spot you reaching to touch his cheek or brush his hair out of his face out of the corner of his eye. 

It also happens to be one of the only things the two of you do that you could call soothing, save for a bath together or falling asleep like that. Even better, falling asleep in your bed where you should be and where you'll inevitably steal all the blankets and force him to cuddle up to you for warmth. 

Getting to wake up to see you so peaceful and safe is as good a reason as any to get up in the morning, though it certainly will not be the thing prizing him out of bed anytime soon when the option to stay right there by your side is so much more appealing.

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

How would the M6 react to a very very short MC? Probably 4'10 or less?

No I'm not projecting, I'm a tol gorl (I'm a gnome)

The Arcana HCs: M6 with a short MC

~ @zedibleandedible of course you're not, you are a perfectly average height XD I hope you like these, friend! - brainrot ~

-- for headcanon purposes, MC is a fully grown, 4'9 adult. I'll be putting M6's canon heights by their names as well --

Julian - 6'4

Upon meeting you, his mind follows this logical process exactly:

Wow, you are very short

He knows a short person very well. That short person is Pasha

Pasha is not to be messed with

Therefore, you are not to be messed with

But also, Pasha is his precious little sister and must be protected at all costs

Therefore, MC is clearly meant to become someone very precious to him, and he must now protect them at all costs too

This is what was going on behind that plague doctor's mask before you were able to get a read on him. He was stalling because he needed to figure out how to proceed

Having learned the hard way with his little sister, he is going to check first before making any jokes about your height

But if you give him permission, he is going to make so many. He's been saving up short jokes about Portia for years and this is a brand new innocent person to unleash them all on

Kisses work by grabbing his collar and yanking. He doesn't mind it

Asra - 5'8

They think you're perfect and adorable in every way. Your height just puts you at optimal top-of-the-head kisses level

If you think he won't take advantage of this to hold you to his heartbeat each time he hugs you, he absolutely will

They're used to being the short one in their friend groups, so you're definitely a change of pace (in a good way!)

Every time he sees you he wants to pick you up

They want to pat the top of your head so badly

It's right there, and it's so pattable!

But he's so careful about not pressuring you that it takes months of you asking if there's something wrong with your hair before he explains why he keeps staring at it

Teaches you all kinds of spells to float things off of high shelves

Likes watching you put people in their place when they assume that being short means it's okay to pick on you

Knits you a closetful of beanies because the top of your head is visible and so cute and they keep getting distracted whenever they can see it. Joke's on him, you're even cuter wearing the stuff they made for you

Nadia - 5'10

She's composed on the outside but on the inside she's melting

You will not know until you've been together for a very long time and you know just how much she respects you, because

Oh my goodness

She needs to squish you so bad

Or pick you up in her arms. Just once

She knows for a fact that you are strong and smart and capable and someone to take seriously

But you are an entire foot shorter than she is

On the plus side, it means she can just smother you every time she pulls you close for a hug

On the down side, she never wants to miss the opportunity to kiss you, but she's worried that her lips aren't easily accessible enough for when you want to initiate

She starts wearing clothes with lots of fabric flowing from her shoulders so it's easier for you to pull her down for a smooch

Will absolutely destroy anyone who insinuates that you can't be taken seriously because you're too small. Valerius learned a valuable lesson about not looking down his nose at you

Muriel - 6'10

He's terrified

Look, he is over two feet taller than you are. That's at least one chicken's difference. Maybe even two small chickens

What if he hurts you on accident? What if he walks into a room and doesn't see you there? What if you stand next to him and he hits you with his elbow?

Even more scared when you have to share a sleeping space, if he rolls over he could crush you and you wouldn't be able to escape

Until he sees how you respond to Morga and how easily you take to fighting

He's still terrified, but in the other direction

You can do insanely powerful things for someone your size

You also show him proof of his size being a positive thing - you're constantly asking him to reach things for you, and you're always using his wake to get through crowds

He doesn't want to have to double over each time he wants a hug or a kiss, so he gets in the habit of finding something to sit on anytime you two are in the same space so he's easy to reach

Suddenly the hut and clearing have so many tree stump stools

Portia - 5'1

FINALLY

Finally, somebody's shorter than her and not by half an inch!

She knows how annoying all the short jokes can be, she's not going to put you through that

Unless the cuteness aggression kicks in and then she is unloading every joke she's gotten over the years just for the satisfaction of not being on the receiving end of them

Loves being able to lean her head on top of yours during hugs and does so constantly

If you ask her to reach something down for you she will melt into a smug little puddle and gently tease you afterwards

Both of you are people to be reckoned with, so if the two of you ever get an insensitive comment from some foreign noble about Vesuvia sending "travel-sized" citizens they are in for a rough time

All the sailors on the boat now mentally equate "short" with "very strong"

But you are still their go-to person for when there's a small sack of something that's been wedged between a barrel and the corner of the hold, and then would you be so kind as to squeeze in and grab it for them?

Lucio - 5'10

Oh, you never heard the end of it when he was still a ghostly goatman

He was calling you every height-referencing nickname under the sun, and the more annoyed or upset you got the cuter he thought it was

Wait, cute? Oh no. Oh no, he thinks you're cute oh nooo ...

He tones it down quite a bit as he comes to respect and admire you, and eventually quits the nicknames altogether in an attempt to get you to like him better too

But he will never stop loving your height difference!

He feels so tall and manly and big next to you

Every time you ask him to reach something or look over the crowd for you his chest puffs up with pride

Makes the offer multiple times for you to sit on his shoulders to see a performance or announcement better whenever you're passing through a busy marketplace or town square

Will defend your honor against anyone who insults your height, but likes it even better when he holds your travel pack for you while you correct them

[evermourning]

𝐛𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 - han jisung

pairing: han jisung x reader (bewitched series pt. 2)

wc: 1.2k

genre: fluff, friends to lovers, mutual pining, comfort, slice of life, based off "bewitched" by laufey

warnings: not proofread, language, pet names (jagi/jagiya, baby), horrifically cliche, no direct pronouns used for reader

a/n: all the love my chan oneshot got is absolutely the sweetest! i'm hoping this one will be on par with it <33

"can you even focus with me here?" you asked, laughing loudly as your best friend stared down the screen, a controller held tightly in his hand. jisung had his arms around you as you sat comfortably between his legs, head on his chest. from your warm and snug position, just by looking up could you see his beautiful side profile. heart-shaped lips in a slight pout, his annoyingly gorgeous face sporting deep hazelnut eyes...god. you hated this feeling.

"of course i can! stay put, okay? i can't win if you're squirming around." he giggles, reaching down slightly to ruffle your hair.

how would he react if he knew?

if only your best friend knew about how you'd lay in bed at the earliest hours...staring off into space when the moon was at its highest point, thinking, wishing, hoping that the boy who'd been your very best friend for fucking years would look at you the way you looked at him.

in your eyes, han jisung was your golden boy, warmth and joy radiating off him whenever he was near you. he was your anchor, the rainbow amidst dark grey clouds.

to him? you were probably his best friend he'd known since you two were gangly little kids eating popsicles on your front porch. there was absolutely no way you were of any romantic interest to him...especially if he'd seen your puberty phase.

"hey...is everything okay? you just went like- dead silent." jisung asked, soft concern flooding his facial features. he looked even cuter- fuck! you wanted to slap yourself, to tell these silly little butterflies in the pit of your stomach to shut the hell up soooo bad. "something bothering you? do i need to beat someone up for you??"

"no, no. i'll be okay. plus, look at you—you couldn't even hurt a fly!" you teased, trying to hide the fact that your face was becoming inexplicably warm.

"that's because they're too small. i always miss them when they're just flying around doing who knows what."

you laughed at his comment, reassuring yourself that even if it wasn't mutual, being with him like this was better than nothing.

"shit, i gotta go- i promised minho i'd practice with him!" jisung mopes. "i'll text you later."

and then he leaned in to whisper to you, lips so close you could've sworn they brushed against your ear:

"keep me in your heart, okay? i know you're really stressed over something you're deciding not to mention to me...remember i'll always be here when you need me the most."

and then he stood up, and walked out the door. leaving you sitting there, absolutely and unmistakeably bewildered.

that was one of the million times where you wanted the words so many desired to hear to simply fall out of your lips, floating on a cloud until they reached him.

and yet, as always, the words melted away on your tongue like a soft early spring snowfall gone too soon.

"i'm going on a date tonight."

as each word resonated in your ears, a tiny piece of you was crushed like fragile china. what if this girl or guy was the one? everything you'd worked so hard for would be thrown away.

"i hope you have a good time. be safe, okay?" you replied quietly, giving him a quick hug. "we can hang out once you get back, and you can tell me if it went shit or if you can tell that this person will be the one."

"well..." jisung says sheepishly. "if you tell me not to, i won't go."

you nodded, not really listening until the words truly reached your brain.

"what?"

"you heard me." jisung said firmly, before promptly walking out into the pouring rain. you yelped, grabbing an umbrella and running after him. as your clothes became increasingly drenched, you grabbed him by his jacket before pulling him in under your umbrella.

"you can't say shit like that," you said, giving him a glare. "you're making me think you're like- in love with me or something."

"that's because i literally am? but you're just so goddamn oblivious you didn't even notice." jisung replied, sighing. your mouth dropped open.

"actually?! you're not just fucking with me, right?"

jisung shook his head. "nope. how have you not noticed that i'm all over you 24/7? the only reason i was going on a date anyways is because i gave up trying. it wasn't like you liked me back or-" when he noticed your expression, all of the pieces fell into place, clicking for him. "oh."

you laughed, dumbfounded.

and then you pulled him in for a genuine first kiss, as the rain pounded against the concrete sidewalk lit by a single dimmed streetlight. time froze as you lost yourself in the moment, sealing your fate.

and just like that, the s in 'bsf' faded away.

...

a numerous amount of texts, all along the lines of: 'babyyyyy, where are u :(' arrived on your phone in quick succession. you laughed to yourself as you received an incoming call from your lovely boyfriend.

"are you on your way home from work, jagiya?" his tired voice mumbled. "and why are you working at this time of day in the first place?"

"money doesn't grow on trees, baby." you snickered. "i'm doing the best i can to make do."

"you poor thing." jisung cooed. "you know i'd lend you absolutely any amount of money if you asked."

"i know, but i'm trying to be independent." you explained. jisung went silent for a second, as if he was planning out his answer.

"i hope you're not suddenly so independent that you're ditching me!" he said, and you could just imagine the pout upon his soft (extremely kissable) lips. "i saw you today, and i already miss you sooooo much. what's going on? you're not even gone."

"i think you're just a tad clingy," you teased. "also, turn around. i brought you lunch."

jisung, standing at the crosswalk, turned around with fucking sparkles in his eyes. he basically squealed as he hugged you tightly, absolutely ecstatic that you were in front of him and not just a voice on a device.

"my beautiful gorgeous booboo bear." he teased as he hugged you, staring at you with the cutest face. he looked like a kid on christmas day.

"if you ever call me that again i'm taking my house key back." you replied.

"hey!"

you smiled as you two sat down on a park bench. thankfully, it was a gorgeously sunny day, with crystal clear skies and a shimmering sun offering its rays to the earth. jisung lazily stretched an arm around your shoulders, pulling you in.

you just wanted to stay in his embrace for all eternity. there was something so alluring about him, this comforting energy. it was like...he was hexing you or something. you giggled at the thought of jisung, standing over a cauldron as he tried to create some villainous brew to keep you by his side.

and yet, the idea didn't seem that far-fetched. he did cast a whimsical spell on your heart, cursing you to fall for him, and fall hard.

maybe he did bewitch you, after all.

and if that was the case, it wasn't so bad.

...

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[ominashii]

'v' ello there! what are aspects about your characters that notably stand out to you specifically? be it something you personally love or whatnot

ohhh boy i haven't gotten to yap about em on here in a WHILE lemme go down the list, this is gonna be long

Omi? They're adorable, and they know it. They look and act very disarming, but they're still very clever, secretive, and mischievous, with a whole separate, more serious side to em. Plus they're really fun to write given they're both illiterate, and can't lie outright. (half-fey) They're just a bundle of fluff and mysteries~

Kiari? She's a (partially) insane, immortal catgirl that loves cats, girls, hunting, and killing. She's brutally honest, extremely sassy, and changes moods at the drop of a hat. She's THE most fun to write for by far. Plus, its interesting to write the perspective of someone who's lived countless years while their mind Was Not Built for it. How have her morals shifted? How much has her sanity eroded? What is she willing to put up with to keep herself entertained? What value does a life have to her? Always thinking about this for her.

Shiri has been on the backburner as of late, but his main appeal is his lack of expressive emotion. He'll make frequent puns and jokes, subtle references, and poke at some tropes, but it's all delivered with the same deadpan tone of voice. Likewise, nothing really phases him much, and his expression rarely changes. It goes a bit deeper, but that's part of what's in progress. He looks cold and badass, but he's kind of a dork. It's great.

Viola I'll go off her previous self (Psionic mage), since her current lore is hard to work with. She's a bookworm through and through, but likes to mess with people sometimes. The most fun for me is her subtleties. She's similarly deadpan as Shiri, but much more snarky when you examine her words. She'll pretend to read out fake articles for an extremely specific problem. She has a second voice underneath her own that sometimes says something different, inducing a headache in the listener. She changes hairstyles often to look cuter, making no mention of it. She appears as a different species to every individual. It's so much fun.

She also has Several alters, but that would be a post of its own.

Juliet, disposable random lobotomy corp employee promoted to full OC status. She's a proper tomboy, mentor/big sister figure, and skilled at what she does, but very carefree. I never had anyone like her before, and she's so much fun! Her dynamic with Pallene is especially cute, but they're both still relatively new.

Mimi. Fluffy space critter. They're as close to my heart as Omi, and have twice as many mysteries. Their design would be one of the standouts here, since they have no mouth. Instead, they communicate telepathically with a slightly broken english (or, canonically, whatever the listener's primary language is), which is really cute~ Then there's their big eyes and ears. They carry all the expression, and its really really fun to draw different emotions with em. Plus, black sclera & white pupils on a friendly lil critter like this is nice! The other standout would be their very inquisitive nature. They don't know anything! They're constantly curious about people and the world around em! And they're always so happy to learn!

I could go on and on, but it'll just turn into describing everyone at length, and putting these thoughts together takes tiiime

[lilac-dawn-103]

Draco Malfoy Headcanons

(Because it's time for the revival of my Harry Potter phase)

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Hey so,, Hi. This blog has been sat postless for too long so to hell with waiting to think of aesthetic things to post. Have some Draco headcanons because I've been having crazy brainrot recently. Hope you enjoy~

(this is assuming he isn't an absolute prick like he was intended to be in the books.)

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- Dimples. He has the cutest damn dimples anyone has ever seen. People don't often see them because he doesn't smile quite bright enough, but they're there and it's vv cute.

- Silver jewelry. Mostly rings. There's a couple that he never takes off but then he has afew that he switches out depending on what he's wearing.

- Speaking of clothes,, bro has a stupidly good sense of fashion. If you want an honest opinion on an outfit, go to this man. As for himself, he takes forever in the morning to choose the perfect outfit, and he always looks good.

- Has a thing for glasses, inexplicably so. He just finds them generally adorable. For some reason though, he does find thick-rimmed glasses much cuter.

^^ To follow up on that, he also does random things for his partner if they have glasses like pushing them up or randomly taking the glasses and cleaning them.

- With his partner, his arm always manages to find its way around their waist. He finds it very comforting to keep them so close, plus it's a sort of instinct. It's very cute if he's just with his partner in the library looking for books and his arm snakes its way around them.

- If, miraculously, he knows any Muggle music, it's definitely stuff from the 60s and 70s. Probably jazz in particular. He just gives those vibes.

^^ Favourites are probably Frank Sinatra and maybe Elvis??

- Building upon him knowing about Muggle stuff, I feel like he'd really enjoy slushies?? Maybe it's in a streak of rebellion against his father's perfect vision for Draco, but he loves a slushie. His favourite is probably blue raspberry, though he hates that it makes his tongue bright blue.

- Since Narcissa is probably quite busy alot (rich people things idk-), so when he was younger Draco learnt how to style hair. He does his mother's hair pretty often and he's actually very good at doing it. His speciality is probably braids; quite easy to learn at a young age and you can do lots with them.

^^ Because of this, if you have long hair and you're a close friend of his, you best believe he'll style your hair for you if you ask. He even carries around a couple of hair bands in case.

If his partner has long hair, he loves to just play with it and run his hands through their hair to relax. He also randomly does little braids in their hair, and finds it quite theraputic.

- Poor thing probably has some kind of anxiety. I think it gets worsened by the pressure his dad most definitely puts on him. Draco always seems abit fidgety when it gets close to the Christmas and Summer holidays because he has to go back to such high expectations n such. (Poor boy :((( )

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And that is all! Probably could think of loads more but I need time for my brain juices to start working more. Anyways, hope you enjoyed! :))

Edit: forgot to tag @sugarschnaps since they came up with some of these headcanons, so... Ty bestie love u mwah

[digimonirl]

Omg I love that you are so close with your Alraumon! I know Palmon are more popular among girls, so breeders get a load of money for them when Alraumon are just as cute and way more common??

Thanks anon! And Aruraumon are way cuter than Palmon imo. I know I'm biased because it's Felt's preferred Stage III (plus purple is my favorite color) but even if it wasn't, I don't see Palmon's pink leaves justifying breeder's business practices. Yeah, they're cute and all, but every digimon is cute if you just get to know them.

[minieggukie]

Am I the only one who thinks the separation of Jimin being incredibly busy these past months and KM probably not seeing each other every single day, like they've been used to, is a good thing?

I keep thinking about them being separated for at least 18 months for enlistment and it just makes me think, that this is good practice. It's sad but probably true. They'll learn how to miss each other in a healthy and productive way and how getting together afterwards makes it all worth it. And it might make it just a little easier when the time comes. Because they have felt, just a little bit, what it feels like. Of course it's gonna be very different and hard, because it's such a long time. But they'll know how to cope and know the feeling of finally being together on the other side.

Is it just me trying to find a silver lining in it or might there be something there?

What a coincidence! I was just talking about this with @jungkkyuk earlier today and how jikook rly have this healthy kind of 'we're doing our own thing and we have our own friends to hang out with but if we happen bump into each other for the 3rd time this week, I won't be mad about it' kind of thing going on 😂 it actually does apply to all the members. They were very close when they were living in the dorms and busy with the group schedule (plus they've mentioned they don't rly have that many friends in the industry... 😭) so it was natural for them to spend their down time together too.

It's obvious that they still enjoy being together and would jump at the chance to do so (jungkook inviting jimin for boxing and chicken haha) but they're not as sticky now as compared to back then. Which, as you've mentioned can be a good thing 😂 i even think it's cuter this way; like, they don't HAVE to spend time together now they're working on their own stuff, but the fact that they want to.. it warms my heart 😌

[teaguehq]

In that case, I know I'll always be happy for getting so many of your kisses! Plus I can't help giving you plenty of kisses in return, I'll have you know. Well, you mean a lot to me too, and it's easy to care so much about you. I know I'm always happy we get the weekends together now that I'm filming, even though the week leading up tends to feel so long. Though I'm looking forward to this one in particular since I'll get more time with you thanks to the Salem trip! Halloween is going to be so much fun this year. That's the only reason I'll be happy when filming is over, since I'll get to spend more time with you. Thank you for being so understand, Joseph. It makes me feel better that you understand, and I know logically you would since you're an actor too. I just feel like I sometimes still have weird hang-ups over a relationship ending because of distance, like a small part of me felt hesitant to tell you had a new gig or feel happy about it, which sounds silly to say out loud. Little things like that just take some time to ease, I guess, and you just mean a lot to me, and I don't want to lose you. So, at least you're used to my clinginess! It just makes me feel good you want to work this out no matter what. And it makes me feel better that you're a little clingy too, which I don't mind in the least if it means I get to be in your arms. I'm so glad you've liked the dates I've planned, and safe to say I always like yours! Like the one this past weekend was completely unreal, and I'm still smiling thinking about the dinner and the hike to the hot springs! Not to mention I'm still day dreaming about being in there with you and what we got up to, which I'm glad those were mostly private. It makes me happy to be your boyfriend, and I'm still so thrilled you wanted to be. I can't help it, you have beautiful eyes I love looking into, and you're even cuter when you blush. It was probably a miracle I could play anything at all with you being so distracting, you know. I honestly can't wait to see the things you've been working on knitting though! And I miss you, though I at least know you've got good company and some cuddles with your pup there. I like Jamie and Anya so much already, and of course I'd love to spend more time with them and get to know them better. I'm excited for seeing the secret entrances to the Catacombs with them if they're willing to take us! I'll always give you plenty of kisses and hold your hand to protect you too, love. And you know I'd love more double dates with Alex and Troye and Jamie and Anya as well, since they're both so much fun! I'm still smiling about you carrying me through the pub just to make sure I didn't get wet, my hero! It was definitely an amazing memory, and I wouldn't mind going back to that pub again sometime. You'll make me blush saying you can't get enough of me and calling me sexy, though that's mutual and I certainly couldn't get enough of you. I still miss waking up to you during the week, though I'd like to think we make up for it during the weekends with the kissing and staying in bed just a little while longer. For the record, you're welcome to silence me with kisses as much as you'd like to.

I do love your New York place already, and the thought of getting to stay there with you when we're in the city is exciting! Plus I love that you live so close to me too, that we'll both be in the city when we're not working. I'm so happy you loved my favorite rooftop bar as much as you did, plus I knew oysters would sweeten the deal! It's just sad it's getting colder in the city, so it'll be too chilly for that soon enough. It makes me happy you loved the date I planned during your first weekend in Calgary, and I mostly wanted to thank you for flying there when I know it's a long way from London. I think picnics in a pumpkin patch might be my favorite new fall thing with you! We'll have to go another cooking class sometime when we both had so much fun with it, don't you think? Especially when our dish turned out so well, and we can learn more to make together! We'll definitely have to plan a trip to Florida then, for some camping and to visit the sanctuary! Plus it's been a while since I visited Bentley, and he may be wondering where I am. A romantic vacation for when we're finished filming? I'd be all for that! Did you have somewhere in mind, or shall we brainstorm? I can't help saying you're the best view when you're so handsome, and you're making me blush again saying that feeling is mutual. I love that Sussex is one of your favorite places to visit, and now mine with all the great memories we made there. I'd love to go back and have that same room and access to the beath and hot tub! Were you showing me some of those things during the hot springs this past weekend? Because I have to say, I liked what's on your mind, then. I love taking showers with you too, and can't resist you whenever you press me up against the shower wall like that. You're making me blush again saying you can't see a time you'd not want me, and that's so mutual. I'm just so grateful we've met and we're in each other's lives this way. You can have me as much as you'd like, just so you know. And you are beautiful, and I think the more I get to know you, the more I feel that way. Yeah, I have the same feeling, that we just get each other, you know? So I don't have to second guess being open with you. I'm missing your trailer already, if I'm honest, and I might fly in a little early on Friday just to have a taste of it before you have your time off for the trip! I still can't believe you told that fib and showed up to surprise me, Joseph, but it was honestly the best surprise ever and clearly I didn't know what to do with myself and how happy it made me when I literally shut down a scene running over to you! But thank you for doing that, and I'd like to think I repaid you plenty with what we got up to in my trailer, right? I think it's a great idea to celebrate and break in your New York apartment once we have more time, and we can break mine in a little more too. I knew my friends would like you though, no doubt about that in the least. I can't wait until out next picnic in Central Park too, and maybe we can plan one somewhere in Salem, even if it's bound to be a little spooky. You're welcome for the picnic I planned in Calgary too, and I wanted to include a lot of your favorite things to eat! I'll definitely have to plan something to cook when I arrive there, especially knowing the way it makes you feel. Even better that it's your love language! One of mine's words of affirmation, if it wasn't obvious. I feel lucky every day that you're my boyfriend too, and I can't wait until we're together again so I don't have to miss you as much as I do. | @josephafq

i'm glad to hear that my kisses are still a reward, love, and i hope you know i plan to always give you plenty! i can't help but smile when you say you care about me -- especially given how much you already mean to me, yeah? i do think we're very good together, and of course iam very happy the feeling is so mutual. even though i couldn't come with you when you had to leave for filming, i'm glad i at least get weekends with you! i'm glad you're excited about the project, especially when i know you're going to be fantastic, but i understand completely about it being difficult to be away from me, because i hate being away from you so much. and i understand being a little weird about distance since you've had a relationship end over it, but as i've already told you, i'm not going anywhere, baby, and we'll make the distance work no matter what. plus, i don't think you were being very clingy at all, not anymore clingy than i was being, at least. i love getting to hold onto you as much as i can before it's time for us to go our separate ways, though. i'm so glad that i've managed to show you such a great time with the dates that i plan, and it's safe to say that i've loved every single date you've planned for us too. especially this last one over the weekend! i'm glad that you were hoping i'd want to be your boyfriend, and i'm also very glad that i asked first, because nothing makes me happier than saying you're my boyfriend. i love that i make you blush so often, which is why i find it so cute when you do it! now see you're making me blush talking about my eyes, love, but i'm glad that you'll never tire of looking into them. i'm glad that you'd not complain about me touching or kissing you no matter what you're doing -- and i'm still pretty amazed you were able to at least play something on the mandolin with me being all over you. i'm glad to be on your mind, love, and it's safe to say that while we're apart, all i do is think about you and miss you. that's what i was thinking! and since i've had downtime with you not being here, i've been working on some things for you for the winter that i hope you like! plus, you're sweet to say that you'll be the most stylish wearing things i've knitted for you. yeah?  i love that no one else has ever made you blush as much as i do, and of course i think you're gorgeous. it makes me feel good knowing you can't stop looking at me, though. i'm glad you love looking at me so much. i'm thankful we've found each other too, and that i have such an amazing boyfriend as well. it makes me really happy that you want to get to know jamie and anya better, i just love the idea of us being able to spend more time together! i'm glad you've been to the catacombs before, but i'll admit the secret entrances are rather questionable. but as long as you have fun with it, that's all that matters to me. well, that and as long as you hold my hand and give me plenty of kisses, so i'm not scared too. hopefully we'll be able to have more double dates with alex and troye, and maybe jamie and anya too! hey, i couldn't have my baby get wet, right? so of course i was going to carry you through the pub when it started flooding! plus, i loved making you laugh when i did that. i'm glad you felt safe though, and it really was a fun memory that we made together. we've made a lot of fun memories together so far, i think! i'm glad i'm sexy to you, love, and you're always going to be sexy to me, i simply can't get enough of you. that's why weekends are my favorite as well -- because i love getting to stay in bed with you for a while. though it's safe to say that i miss getting to wake up and kiss you every morning now that you're filming, just means i have to kiss you as much as possible while i'm visiting on the weekends! oh, next time i see you, that's exactly what i'm going to do, silence you with kisses.

i'm glad that you think my new york place is gorgeous, especially when i hope you'll be there with me when i'm in new york and all. but even when you're not there, it makes me feel better knowing it's so close to your place! i can see very much why you wanted to take me to that rooftop bar because it was perfect, but i also really love that you know me so well that oysters will pull me into going anywhere. and you're right, the weather was perfect, and i'm glad we went when we did! it's safe to say that the first date you took me on while we were in calgary was perfect, i loved the picnic and the pumpkin patch! not to mention the breakfast in bed, as well as the fancy dinner afterward, you really went above and beyond, love. the cooking class date was so perfect, and i'm glad it's one we did right before you had to leave. and we did a great job! plus, i look forward to making lobster bisque with you more often, because ours turned out pretty good, don't you think? i love the idea of us planning to go camping in florida, especially if you think i'll enjoy myself. and yes! i would love to be able to visit the sanctuary while we're there so i can meet bentley, that would be perfect, love. though i was thinking about planning us a romantic vacation for when we're both done filming, would you be up for that? you're making me blush, saying i'm the best view and the one that your eyes enjoy the most, but the feeling is very mutual. i'm still so happy that you enjoyed the trip to sussex, love, especially when it's one of my favorite places to visit! we'll go back there though -- and we'll make sure to get that room again, so we can have some more fun on the beach and more fun in that tub. you're so cute blushing at the things we got up to while we were in the tub, though i'm already thinking about when we can get up to those things again next time we're together and have a tub at our disposal. it's safe to say i love taking showers together with you, love, i might enjoy pressing you up against the shower wall a whole lot and all. it makes me happy we're both glad to be in each other's lives too, and i can't see a time i'd ever not want you either, owen. i want you so much every second of every day. you do take my breath away, baby, there's no doubt about that. but i'll say you're making me blush, calling me a beautiful person inside and out, especially when i feel the same way toward you. i'm glad that you feel we're meant to be, because i feel the same way and we really do understand each other. plus, it makes me happy that you don't have to feel nervous to share anything with me. i'm glad that i can show you how much i want you whenever i want, and we really did have a lot of fun in my tailer, and after i was done on set, didn't we? i can't wait to show you how much i want you again this weekend. and i can't promise just yet that i can visit you while you're on set -- but i'm going to do my best, and then we can have a lot of fun in your trailer. i love when you show me how much you want me in return. as soon as we both have the time, we'll have to celebrate and break in my new york apartment once i'm moved in, what do you think? i'm glad it was a good visit to new york too, and i'm glad your friends ended up liking me. i'm all for making a tradition of having picnics in central park, love. and i love the city in the fall, so we'll have to make sure we get another picnic in before it's no longer fall! thank you for the picnic this weekend, and for making sure it included smoked quiche and sausage rolls, you're very sweet for that! i love you cooking for me, it makes me feel so special and cared for, you know? and i'm happy to cook for you, since that's one of my love languages and all. you make me feel very lucky every day that you're my boyfriend too, love, and right now i'm just missing you so much. || @teaguehq

[pixie-dust-and-pain]

Another One?

Summary: Bucky and his spouse didn't want kids, but nobody said anything about a pet. or four.

Warnings: swearing, shreksual innuendo, fluff, bucky pls stop adopting ever fucking stray animal, not edited

a/n: I'm writing in second person for the first time and this feels very weird. Also, bucky calls reader doll but not necessarily in a feminine way

Word Count: 635

James Buchanan Barnes is scary and edgy and a deadly assassin, and the kitten he's trying to hide from his spouse does not change that fact, no matter how much Sam or any of the others insist otherwise. He's scary, period.

His beloved loves him, that's why they're his beloved, so they should understand his impulses. People do different things to cope, his spouse indulges in trashy soap operas and cackles at horror movies, some people take long naps and take self-care days, so he shouldn't be judged for adopting, or attempting to adopt, every single stray he comes across, right? After all, at least he isn't watching The Kissing Booth.

Really, Bucky should've divorced you the moment you forced him to watch the movie and its sequel, eyes positively gleaming with delight and cruel joy, and the only reason he didn't is because he loves you. Plus, you're cute.

"If having kids will make you stop, then you're free to put it in me,"

Bucky freezes, hand on the apartment door he'd tried to close without letting you know. Clearly, you knew. Fuck.

"What?" He questions, deciding to play it dumb. His bag lets out a meow. Fucking shit goddammit. He thinks he's running out of swear words, though you have increased his vocabulary considerably. Your reasoning behind making him sit down for a "Swear Session" was that you didn't want him moaning 'fiddlesticks' in bed. He did it once, just to annoy you. According to you, the worst part was that he hadn't even been in bed.

"World's best assassin," you mutter, raising an eyebrow as you make your way towards him, hand held out expectantly.

"Look, I know we have too many-"

"We have three,"

"-and this might be more than we can handle-"

"The smell of dog food is giving me trauma, Buck, we have more dog treats than human food,"

"-but she was so sad-"

"you named the last dog 'Turkey' Who the fuck names a dog Turkey,"

"I couldn't say no-"

"Are you into pet-play? Is that it? Fucking zoophilia, always knew you were weird, no wonder the penguin at the zoo likes you so much,"

He opens his duffel bag and shoves out a white kitten into your face, staring at you expectantly. You're not sure which one is cuter, Bucky or the cat. In the end, you're the cutest, you decide.

"Doll-"

"You gonna name her Q-tip? Ovulation? Cum? Bleach Baby?"

"Her name's Alpine," he says, surprising you with a shockingly normal name, and pulling her away from you and covering her ears at your crass language, "and don't say that in front of the kids,"

"Kid," you correct him, "the girl downstairs is walking the rest of 'em,"

"So," he begins, raising her little body, "Can we keep her?"

You sigh, rolling your eyes affectionately, "You're such a fucking himbo. Fine,"

He grins, and you think you're going to melt. So fucking cute.

You reach out to pet her, and she hisses at you, making you withdraw your hand.

"Broody," you note, "like you,"

"I'm not-"

"Sure you ain't. I bet she's an aries," you say, not even letting him finish his sentence, and nod towards the cat.

"Aries slander," he chides, and you shrug.

"At least she isn't Pisces,"

"Hey, now!"

You watch her trot around, examining your odd choice in furniture with distaste. She tips over a plastic glass, and you grin.

"She's like me,"

"A walking disaster?"

"One more word and this disaster is walking outta here,"

He smiles, hugging you from behind, resting his head on your shoulder. He laces his fingers with yours, placing a kiss on your cheek and whispers, "So, while I was coming here, I saw a dog-"

"Finish that sentence you fucker and we're getting a divorce,"

[drakenxemma]

Draken x Emma: wedding (or the future that could've happened) headcanons

They get married as soon as they hit their mid-twenties. Although everyone (except for Mikey) tells them they're too young, they love each other and want to build a family, so they can't see the point in waiting any longer.

Draken runs a bike shop, Emma works in a company.

When Draken tells Mikey he wants to propose to Emma, they hug each other tight and in silence, but both secretly shed some tears of happiness on each other's shoulder.

The proposal is planned by Draken in his simple and moderate style, nothing fancy: he invites Emma somewhere with a nice view at night and no one around, he starts with a touching speech on the importance of being a very solid couple, then he gets down on one knee and gives her a ring with a honey gemstone that reminds him of her eyes. Emma starts crying at his very first word and literally never stops, to the point Draken has to comfort and soothe her. «Emma, you're making this awkward...» «I just love you so much,» she says between the sobs. «So much I'd marry you hundreds times a day.» And she keeps crying.

The wedding preparations are mostly Emma's thing. She wants everything to be pretty and romantic.

Mitsuya personally designes both their reception dresses and Emma is so delighted with the result, she looks forward to wearing hers.

On the wedding day, Emma is deeply emotional and she cries in Mikey's arms for hours. She has to do her make-up at least three times because the tears repeatedly ruin it.

Draken has diligently polished his bike for the occasion, but on that day he is so tense his hands tremble and he is not sure he can drive. The protruding vein on his forehead is nowhere close to fading and when Pah-chin points it out to him, Draken keeps denying he's nervous.

At the ceremony, both Emma and Draken get so emotional, they can barely speak and they get lost in each other's eyes because they're IN LOVE as the very first day. They're so beautiful and their ever-existent height difference makes them even cuter. He tol, she smol, forever and ever.

After the ceremony, they celebrate with a wedding reception where family and all their friends are invited: the atmosphere is lovely and relaxed. Although they're all adults, there are silly little flags on every single dish, it was Draken's idea. «For Mikey,» he answers to whoever asks him why.

Draken never lets go of Emma's hand.

Emma keeps whispering to Draken's ear how much she loves him. Plus, she calls him husband a lot.

At some point Emma takes the microphone and the hall goes silent, she clears her voice and starts talking: she thanks all their friends for staying by their side through the years, remembering the hardships they all went through together, she thanks Mikey for always protecting her and for supporting hers and Draken's relationship, in the end she thanks Draken for always loving and taking care of Mikey, for being such a good person and such a good friend for them, before being the wonderful partner he is for her.

Draken goes red both from love and embarrassment, he smiles at her fondly while his heart is about to step out of his chest.

At the end of the day, Draken carries Emma bridal style to his bike and they go away, while their friends lovingly wave at them.

Before they leave, Mikey approaches them and begs them to come back with good news - which means a nephew or a niece because Mikey wants a little Ken-chin or a little Emma so bad -. Draken and Emma fondly smile at Mikey and reassure him because they already discussed this and they both want a child, so there's a high chance he'll soon become uncle Mikey.

Theirs is a honeymoon by motorbike without a pre-set destination. They decide to leave with just few things, only the two of them on Draken's bike towards suggestive and pretty places in Japan.

+ Bonus:

Mikey couldn't be happier, he spends the whole day with a ridiculously gracious smile on his face because his Ken-chin and Emma will take care of each other and build a family from now on. His dream is coming true and he's grateful, to say the least.

Peh and Pah are happy for the couple and grateful for the delicious food.

Literally everyone is so excited about Draken and Emma getting married.

Takemichi and Hinata have always rooted for them, so they just can't put into words how glad and happy they are. They start considering getting married, too.

Yuzuha, who has previously realized she likes Mitsuya, flirts with him a lot that day (probably inspired and encouraged by the romantic atmosphere) but the outcome is kinda embarrassing since they've known each other forever. «Uhm, Yuzuha, can you please stop this? It's... weird? You just can't flirt, to be honest,» Mitsuya says at some point. «Plus, don't take it the wrong way, but I don't need that, I mean...» «You little sh- What? What are you about to say, huh?» she asks, half aggressively and half panicking. «Everyone in this room knows that I've loved you since I was a kid,» he sweetly smiles. «I don't need to be courted to fall for you.» So Yuzuha kisses him so passionately and eagerly, Mitsuya thinks that the long wait was worth it, after all.

And Hakkai joins Mikey's club of the "proud brother whose sister fell for my trusted best friend".