#pls i can't

[polinsated]

[jokergirlout]

Seeing Bojan in Kris's stories is like:

"Look at my handsome boyfriend. Just this morning he was standing in an apron at the stove making me breakfast, and now he's working on a studio🤗😇 I love him SM. My little pretty boy❤"

[darlingzelda]

Playing as Dark Urge is totally worth it just for Astarion’s reactions to your murderous tendencies

“You have…. an air of irresistible desperation about you! ….I like it."

“Well, hello there, my dagger-happy friend."

“A Bhaalspawn… ha. That explains things."

[elminstersapprentice]

Gale-

[arttsuka]

I'm about to enter my lotr/hobbit era again pls stop me I don't have time rewatch and reread the movies and books right now.

[comebackali]

#palpatine making Vader

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

[sargewood]

i want this this to be like a moto where almost no one moves now

[paceywittergayboatman]

You have to think about the little guy in all of this cuts to a dog

[shirlai]

I could NOT leave that in the comments LMFAO I CAN'T I FUCKING CHOKED ON MY TEA

Dick is so girl coded 100% agree

Jason: Bruce used to say that I have this unhealthy habit of considering older women my mother figures and automatically agreeing with anything they say.

Talia: Beloved was not wrong. Honestly, you should focus more on your personal goals and not attach to women who show you even an ounce of kindness. Be colder.

Jason: Hey, good advice, mom.

Talia: ...Jason—

[gilbirth]

plots i want to write:

delena as absolute diabolical besties who do nothing but bully one another but would also die for one another (let me say it again, diabolical besties) very much so a good vs evil dynamic. elena being the sweet and good one and damon being damon. pls.

all the wholesome goodness that is stelena <3

wholesome care and bonnie. please PLEASE.

elena and matt as beautiful platonic best friends. they deeply honour their past romance but it is in the past. they've grown together and he will always be one of her best friends

jer and elena sibling bonding!!!

[t-lostinworlds]

ZAYNE: I'll admit there's something undeniably addictive about stepping out of line.

LOVE AND DEEPSPACE — Nightly Rendezvous

↳ XAVIER | SYLUS | ZAYNE | RAFAYEL

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[strawberrypinky]

i guffawed

Rook and Lucanis discovering the true depths of depravity us fans are putting them through in their ‘Romance Novel’…….

Part 2 of this!

[eternallog]

The dragon's crooked spine

Will never straighten into line