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YES PLEASE can i have my hair braided i would love that so much <33 :D
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Ploes
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Previous day
"pole fuck me!!!"
I found a dance of joy where I knew I didn't even care who you looked like but I was damn happy.
"Lando, you're cute, but they have an interview and don't dance."
"Sorry, sorry, I know this is the first and then the dance of joy."
But I couldn't stop laughing and smiling at the same time.
"You're scary like that."
"How devilishly happy am I?"
"Well, I didn't say anything."
He grimaced at me and took my urine away, I held my nose.
"This is disgusting. For what?”
"Doping test."
"Here??? These are fried chickens!!!!”
I turned my back girlishly and started hating them. I left looking like a girl, it was visible on the palm of my hand.
"Lando, stop this girlish behavior, it's boring!!!!"
"That's how I am, Fony!!!!"
He's a friend from my old days, he's a drag queen by blood, he's my role model. He was our neighbor, we grew up without ever visiting him, and now he works in my healthcare team since 2018, so we can't get together forever.
"Relax mate, you're starting from pole, think about it."
"Good, but you don't understand this."
I leaned close to him, our faces met, we took a deep breath and a longer kiss clicked between us.
"Oops, it wasn't intentional, Fony."
"Let's continue"
We turned our faces to the side and continued.
My words stopped, he kissed Fony in front of my own eyes. He promised he wouldn't do it, because he's known it for a long time and it's a forbidden zone.
"Fuck Lando, you and Loki just broke up, are you kissing Fony?"
I staggered back in shock and then got angry again, Oscar had nothing to do with it.
"Get it!!! you have nothing to do with who I'm kissing and where you stupid Australian bastard!!!!"
"Me bastard?"
I knew that it was her whore's past that was talking about her again, not herself, since I told him the whole truth in front of me like this, sometimes I'm a bored asshole.
"Find out if you are..."
When I remembered, I don't even know what it was, but I not only kissed them, but also smeared them with good taste.
"I'm sorry... It wasn't accurate."
"We know you're pregnant, but how pregnant?"
,,I'm really sorry."
I held my mouth, my eyes got teary and I ran away from there, I don't know where, but far away.
"Lando, and..."
I went after him, but he hit his head against the wall with tears in his eyes and I didn't understand anything he was saying.
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Saturday
Like, like I saw Lando crying against one of the walls.
,,Are you okay?"
"No, it seems?"
He shook his head.
"I fucked two boys at once, fuck you!!!!"
He held him face and continued to scream and cry at this.
“This is not a condition where my fucking hormones are so bad, fuck it!!!!"
"Calm down Lando... When... Let's leave it..." "What? Fuck you!!!!”
I started to scream in my ears, which I had to cover, it was so loud.
"Lando, you're too stressed again, calm down."
"Shut up Amanda, shut up your little London mouth, I hate you!!!"
My friend slapped her in front of my eyes, no matter how much of a star he is.
"Shut up, isn't the ploe pose enough for you???"
"I hate my life!!!"
He ran away again.
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Sunday
"Lando, is everything okay?"
"It wasn't because of my behavior that it came up again..."
He struggled with tears...
"That the twins Leah and Penelope will be adopted..."
He fell on my neck and started sobbing.
"Jesus, what the hell did you do again?"
"A lot, apart from the fact that I'm having sex with two guys one of these days."
"I hope..."
"Sex? No, it didn't cross my mind. I'm not that stupid."
"Me for the swim..."
"Fuck me..."
He did it again in public a couple of days ago in Monte-Carlo, then he got into his car and left... And then I found out afterwards that he didn't give anyone an autograph, so he got mad at me.
"If you cause premature babies..."
"Calm down..."
"Ollie?"
“Yes?"
"It was just a tip from Amanda..."
"Get out Pansexual bastard!!!"
"You got off on the wrong foot, calm down."
"It's not fucking true."
He looked at him with tearful eyes and held him top and bottom, then started stroking him.
"Only Amanda tells bad news, the worst news of my life. How would you react to this?"
"He also told me, I told him that I tore up all the papers for this, so he doesn't have a big no."
"I would look for another gynecologist who, yes, is as good, but he didn't threaten me with such things, especially a couple of weeks before giving birth... When he sees that the patient is already having trouble and maybe he won't do it at the scheduled time, but a week earlier."
"There is no problem with giving birth, I have no aches and pains. There is a trial problem with which I dreamed the whole thing and Loki was also there and there was also a strange woman who tried to comfort me."
We couldn't believe he was holding his back and gasping for air, his bottom was wet, and luckily all this happened after the race.
. “Yes?”
“The labor has started... You have a baby here, the feeding for premature babies is damn good."
"No, not Carlos, I have two weeks until 28 weeks. They are still very small."
"I know, but..."
We heard his name and put him in an ambulance. We can only hope that it is not that, just a fake thing and that he can come with us to Belgium.
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Does the doe eat the ploe or the gig eats the bug
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PILLOW, PILLOW, YIU CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS PILLOW PILLOW NO MORE
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Why did I type pillow so much uhm
I hope pillow stays in solely for this image. The better start making her help win because of my God is watching her sabotage her own team giving me so much secondhand EMBARRASMENT like WHAT ARE YIU RKUNG!!! STOP IT PILLOW!!!! NO
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MAGNETISM AND MATTER; NATURAL MAGNET; ARTIFICIAL MAGNET; SOUTH PLOE; NOR...
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Political interest and spirituality ploes apart 👎👊🦇
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I find it interesting how I always read things in the accent/language I first heard it in. "Fossil record" is always in a British accent bc of an audiobook I liked when I was 11. Scientific terms I learned in high school are always French (when the spelling is the same). "Haploid" is "ah-ploe-id", "analogue" uses the French "gue" instead of the English one.
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stop bullying my dolphin my dolphine ploes HE SN IT STOPID
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the power and skill in pole vault is just mind blowing!
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"Hanging Tough Like The Name On My Rope"....D.O.C Portrait of a Masterpiece
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