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Lando: If you don’t want people knowing, just be subtle.

Max: What do you mean? I am always subtle.

Max: *Charles crosses the room*

Max, raising his hand: Charles! Charles: *high fives Max*

Max: *interlocks their fingers*

Max: You did amazing, mate!

Charles:

Max: *brings Charles closer*

Lando, sighing and whispering: I said subtle. You are just being stupid.

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Landoscar being landoscar I guess 🫡

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Oscar: I was fixing your car and you used sub-par fuel that corroded-

Lando: English please

Oscar: Low quality gas damaged your car-

Lando: I still don't get it

Oscar: *Sighs* Fine, bad go go juice made your vroom vroom machine all funky

Lando: Oh no!

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Max: Why is everyone looking at me like I just murdered someone?

Lando: Because George accidentally told everyone that you murdered someone last night

Max: How did he find out?

Lando: Alex accidentally told him

Max: How did Alex find out?

Lando: I may have accidentally told him

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Max: I love you

Lando: I love you too

Max: I wasn't talking to you *push Lando aside to get to his championship trophy*

Charles: Hurts, doesn't it?

Lando: Like a dagger in my heart

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this is humor in its finest form

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Lando: Oh yeah? Well, I've got five words for you, buddy

Lando: Please be nice to me

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Charles: We are so screwed

Lando: We need a plan

Max: We don't even have a "pla" right now

Lando:... so we blame George?

Max: Obviously. It's the only sane option

Charles: You guys are a bad influence on me

Lando: Do you have a better plan?

Charles:...no. Damn it! Let's blame George

Max: That's our boy!

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