#please think the pun is funny I beg of you

[drachen-katze]

Husbands and their friend who has too much paper work to do participate in Enter-pride celebration.

[hoodielord]

Green eyes in the fear fog.

For half a second, Steph thought today would be a decent day. But no, not in Gotham.

Steph's current events professor, who was also the head of student affairs, had offered extra credit to help give college tours. Look, she had to take the extra credit she had to, even if it meant that she had to be a tour guide. It wasn't hard, just annoying.

The group was small, only five people, but two of them stuck out. A brother and sister. The brother was the definition of adoption bait blue eyes, black hair, vigilante tendencies withholding. The sister was at least as tall as Jason. She had orange hair just like Babs, you'd think they were related.

Anyways, Steph's new mission was to make sure the kid and Dick never met. The kid would not stop making puns. Some of them earned him a laugh but some earned him a smack from his sister.

"Aw, come on, Jazz, it was funny."

"You can do better." she shrugged.

" Sounds like a challenge." A wicked smirk appeared on his face.

" Danny, please don't."

"Challenge accepted."

Yep, I'm definitely keeping him away from Dick.

But something was off about them other than looking at the crime capital's university. They could probably be metahumans. Their eyes seemed to slightly glow blue. They carried themselves as they had already expected danger. I mean, it pays to be prepared, especially in Gotham, but they aren't from here.

If the siblings weren't already on a list B has they should be now. Jazz had been almost ecstatic when we were moving through the psychology department. Danny was practically bouncing off the walls when it was time to go through the engineering and physics departments. Definitely should keep an eye on them.

It was reaching the end of the tour in the cafeteria. Another weird thing about the siblings was their reaction to food. They seemed to have this sort of optimistic curiosity like they were happy to have food to eat, but at the same time, they were poking to make sure it wouldn't attack or something.

Talking with the siblings was interesting too. Danny was buzzing about the engineering department. He went into a great rant about a project that Wayne Enterprises was working on in the aerospace engineering division. Maybe she should keep him away from Tim, too.

The conversation died quickly when a shriek rang out from down the hall. Steph turned quickly to see green fear toxin fill the cafeteria. Swarms of people ran for the exits knocking each over. She quickly dug through her bag and pulled out her gas masks, one for her and her backup.

"Jazz? Jazz, where did you go?" Danny called. They must have gotten separated.

Damn, she needed another one for the siblings. She shoved her spare into Danny's hands.

" Put the mask on and head for the exit."

"But I need to find Jazz."

"I'll find her. Put the mask on and go." Steph yelled as she went further into the fog. Quickly, she sent an alert to Oracle. Signal is on patrol right now, but more bats might show up.

It was dense she could barely see in front of her. There was some noise up ahead. Someone was screaming. The yelling grew louder as she rounded the corner.

"Stop! Get away!"

It was Jazz. She was practically growling. Her fist slammed into the concrete wall, leaving a deep impact. She was clearly affected by the Fear gas. A meta affected with fear gas, not good.

"Stop! Don't hurt him. He's not a monster! He's my little brother!" Jazz had gone from fury to sadness as she practically begged for her hallucination to stop haunting her.

If it wasn’t the meta thing it was whatever she was hallucinating that caught Steph’s attention. Definitely on B's list now.

"Isn't it interesting what fear does to the mind?"

Steph saw Scarecrow emerge from the fog.

"I saw you in the psychology department. Your eyes lit up like a fire. But now they are clouded with fear."

A chill went up Steph's spine. She quickly checked her mask for leaks but didn't have any. Turning her attention back to Jazz and Scarecrow, she saw something. Green eyes shifted inside the fog. They looked like a predator hunting its prey. For a second, they look like Jason's.

From behind Scarecrow, the eyes stopped, and a figure emerged. A baseball bat slammed into Scarecrow's face, knocking him to the floor. The figure came into full view now. It was Danny his eyes were glowing green.

He knelt down to Scarecrow.

"You really don't have any brains. Do you Scarecrow? If you did, you wouldn't have hurt my sister." His voice was downright, frigid.

He turned and rushed over to Jazz who was still trying to convince her hallucinations to stop.

"Jazz, it's okay. Come on, I'm fine. It's okay." His voice was soft and gentle as he helped her up. Jazz mumbled a little as she stumbled down the hall.

Steph quickly caught up to the siblings slinging Jazz's arm over her shoulder.

"Sorry, I couldn't help earlier," Steph spoke quietly.

"It's fine. Not everybody can be a hero."

Steph wanted to laugh at the irony of that statement, but she just nodded.

"Sorry about the tour too."

"It wasn't all bad."

" Oh, the rouge attack and poisoning wasn’t bad?" Steph asked sarcastically.

" Our hometown is haunted and our community college is funded by my godfather. And he is a rich fruit loop.”

‘Ghosts?’

“You know Gotham University is funded by Wayne Enterprises right?”

“Annoying crazy fruit loop or weird himbo? Hmmm. Yeah, I’m going to have to go with the himbo on this one.”

Steph laughed at that one. Bruce is going to want to hear about this but she’ll keep him away from these siblings for a little while.

[flomelias]

the boys ; nsfw alphabet!

requested by anon! afab, feminine reader. includes the deep. warning for nsfw. fandom masterlist found here. 🖍️ . . . author notes: sorry this took so long to roll out! my mental health’s been so up & down <\3 but i think i’m back on track!

the deep

— a = aftercare — doesn’t know the world aftercare. he does know generally to hold you for a few minutes afterwards. but i’ll be honest his street name with women is probably “get off and go”… the ridiculous way he fucks and ducks would be funny if it wasn’t so annoying. just coax him ( or demand of him ) to stay. you’ll have to train him a little like a pavlov dog but he’ll get there.

— b = body part — not sure about your favorite body part of his but his favorite part of you is likely your tits. i think kevin’s a total boob guy, they’re just so aesthetically pleasing to him. doesn’t matter if they’re big enough for him to rest his head on or small enough to fit fully in his palm; he loves tits.. first thing he does when a girl undresses is sucks on her nipples. he’s actually really good at palming, kissing, sucking, and occasionally nipping at your breasts.

— c = cum — a tinge salty. usually a warm off-white color. thick, also. the deep’s favorite place to cum is of course on your tits, but he also enjoys seeing your thighs all sticky and shaky too.

— d = dirty secret — is not an anal virgin! i just know he’s taken it up the ass at least once, though he refuses to say whether it was from pegging or from a man. one day you bring pegging into the picture and moskowitz’s a little too casual about letting you slide that strap of yours into his eager hole. it’s a lot less tight than you imagined, too.. that’s when you realize he’s not new to the concept.

— e = experience — he’s fairly experienced especially in the realm of vanilla sex. he’s not new to toys or to taking it up the ass but he doesn’t exactly say that he’s experienced with those things.. so you’re introducing them and thinking he’s never done it before and then you’re like “wow he’s taking this really well… wait.” i feel like he goes on freaky side quests so he’s got knowledge on some more taboo things but he’s slightly ashamed of it in a way? he’s ashamed of getting off to things like being pegged or being in positions where his partner’s in power. fragile masculinity and such.

— f = favorite position — he would probably tell his friends something stupid like “whichever one where she’s bent over and i’m fucking her from behind”. but secretly? kevin’s favorite positions involve you standing up or sitting in a chair and him on his knees or somehow lower than you. when he gets to kiss up your legs or eat you out from under — sometimes you make him ride your boot and ( despite his hesitation each time ) he likes it a lot more than he cares to admit. he likes being put in his place. loves when you ride him like he’s nothing, too. he’s fucking you but you’re still in charge.

— g = goofy — he’s usually pretty goofy, making jokes until you tell him or force him to shut up. on the bright side, things will never be awkward! he’s relaxed enough to let a lot of mistakes slide if you’re inexperienced. he’ll laugh it off, though he might bring it up to tease you later. i think the only time he’s not so goofy is when you’ve got him needy and restless, pleading with you for something. when he’s all desperate, his only focus is behaving for you. no jokes, just pleas and whimpers and those darling eyes of his tearing up as he begs.

— h = hair — shaves when you ask. doesn’t shave unless you ask him to or unless he gets bored and wants to clean himself up.

— i = intimacy — the deep is definitely not the most romantic in the book but he tries during foreplay. he’ll press his forehead to yours and maybe make a corny ocean related love pun. you’ll laugh and he really likes that, your laugh, and he’ll kiss your neck and then.. he’ll see your chest rise and fall and.. fuck, he’s getting hard. and then it’s all out the window — sex, now. please. he’ll be romantic again afterwards if you’ve schooled him on aftercare but — babe, when you look so good and you’re already so close to him? sex, sex, sex.

— j = jack off — sometimes calls you in the middle of the work day just to jerk off. he finds it so hot when you talk him through it from wherever you are.. also, moskowitz has definitely jerked off in the seven meeting room when no one else is around 😭 don’t flash any uv lights around his spot at that fucking table. if you tell him not to masturbate, he’ll try his best not to. but, i do think he is a victim of supe libido ( though not as much as a-train.. ).

— k = kink — being dominated easy. this is a man born to be a sub, forced to be a dom. doesn’t mean he doesn’t love pounding into your cunt every so often and making you scream his name despite yourself. but he is just as, if not more interested in being your little boy toy to use and abuse and all those things. and then tell him he’s a big strong man afterwards, that’s the cherry on top. he just took your strap like a champ — only real, tough men can do that!

— l = location — if you’re down, he’s down, especially when he’s horny. any location will do, though preferably somewhere with a little bit of privacy so he doesn’t have others seeing your body.

— m = motivation — the deep’s not extremely easily motivated but, c’mon. it’s you. if he’s in love with you he’s going to be aroused by whatever you happen to do in relation to him. you compliment his work? hard. you laugh at one of his stupid jokes? hard. you slap him? ouch.. hard. and probably needy too.

— n = no — don’t touch his gills ever or he will freak out. it honestly takes a bit of time for him to even be comfortable taking off his shirt around you. i think this is something you could try to work on but even as he grows more confident in himself and his body, kevin doesn’t want you touching his gills. you can kiss around them, however, once he’s close with you.

— o = oral — oral king. loves to eat, loves to be sucked. absolute adores oral, it’s easy and it’s fun and it makes his toes curl, giving or receiving. genuinely, i think he’d be a big fan of it.

— p = pace — depends on his mood, your mood, and what you’re both wanting in that moment. he’s usually not very sloppy until the very end unless he’s been edged for a while. every now and then he wants it fast and reckless but most of the time he’s fine with going at a medium sort of speed.

— q = quickie — if it’s oral then yes to quickies! but a strong no outside of that. moskowitz doesn’t want to fuck you for ten minutes, no, he wants it to stretch. to be fair, head is like perfect for quickies anyways. especially if you’re giving and he’s been pent up that day.

— r = risk — generally, if you’re down, he’s down. just talk to him about it while you’re kissing on each other, don’t spring it on him. you might have to walk him through the concepts you’re bringing up, maybe have a video handy.

— s = stamina — supe stamina is nothing to play with. he stops when you tell him to but if you don’t speak up he knows to stop when you’re all fucked out and babbling or out of breath. especially if he’s sub, he stops when he thinks you can’t take anymore because he’s a good boy who can take care of you. the deep doesn’t want to fuck you to death, silly.

— t = toys — not inexperienced with them but not a full fledged toy master. he’s open to using whatever you have if it looks interesting or sounds promising.

— u = unfair — every time he tries to play unfair, you quickly put him in his place and he loves that. just a little bit of a brat sometimes. he’ll tell you to beg for his dick and all you have to do is pull his hair a little — he’s rolling his eyes all playful and pretending like he’s not harder from that. “okay, okay, miss impatient…” as kevin lines himself at your entrance.

— v = volume — not loud, not quiet. kind of just average or normal? he doesn’t like it when you’re quiet though, makes him feel like he’s fucking a dead fish. react, respond, insult him, anything. just don’t be quiet, don’t seem bored.

— w = wild card — i think you guys should try using vibrators on each other throughout the day. i think he’d enjoy that. you both come home all shaky and aching and desperate for each other, barely making it to the bedroom because you’re undressing each other in the hall. 🫶

— x = x-ray — again, not good at describing penises. i don’t think his is the prettiest but it’s definitely big. homelander’s is the prettiest in my mind.

— y = yearning — medium to high range supe libido. jokes about fucking you all the time but he’s really not as sex obsessed as you’d think.

— z = zzz — he likes sleeping with you after sex a lot.. it’s something that surprises even him, as usually he does the good ol’ fuck and duck. he loves when you cuddle into him or when he’s able to cuddle into you, holding onto you by the waist and finally relaxing. he’s so content with the sound of your breathing or snoring. like constant ocean waves.. so comforting. you’re like home to him, in moments like these.

[rainee-da]

will you ever write about the devil's quintuplets having sensitive ears??

i rlly want to see what you can write for famin lol

🍀 Their Sensitive Ears

CHARACTER ❥ Doom 🪞 / Famin 🃏 / Epidem 🍮 / Delisaster 🍾 / Domina Blowelive 💧

W A R N I N G ⚠️ R15 for suggestive theme on some / BIG SPOILER for anime watchers!!!! / might be too OOC for you

D O O M 🪞

He should've known that you had malicious flirtatious intents when you suddenly asked him to pick you up, out of nowhere.

Then again, your request is always strange to him, so he didn't suspect a thing.

And he deemed those to be one of his biggest blunders of all time.

The position is quite funny too, he's cradling your petite figure (compared to him) like a baby while you're playfully touching and tugging on his left ear.

If you're anything but his lover, he can and WILL body-slammed you onto the floor. But fate is being cruel to him today.

If only he's not as tall as a castle gate, he'll drop you to the ground in a heartbeat lol.

You can see the vein popping out on his temple and neck, the slight movement of his mouth as he silently gritted his teeth.

Why is his skin wet? Oh, he's sweating. Profusely. Poor him

"... Will you please stop, my dear?" he questioned begged you, his voice was velvety with silent threats veiling on its tone. "This... is quite distracting."

But you, being the shithead that you are, decided to kick it up a notch by blowing onto his earlobe.

Doom is doomed lol pun intended.

His whole body jerked in response and he harshly tilted his head to the opposite side of your face to avoid your torture.

And you trigger one of his once-in-a-blue-moon events, in which you successfully painted his face with red hues.

This man is a gentleman though, a gentleman that loves you! he will not stoop low to your level and do any kind of payback towards you.

For that reason, he'll simply stay as gentlemanly as ever and wait patiently until you get bored, enduring the torture you gave him.

Seriously, help this man. He's suffering.

F A M I N 🃏

"Hey, lookie here," he called out to you when you're minding your own business, making you turn your head to greet your boyfriend, "Look at my ear."

In his right ear is a long earring with a yellow tassel at the end of its string. If you look closely, there's a bit of blood on it.

... If you think it sounds like Cell's earrings, then you think correctly.

"I saw these on Cell's ear earlier and I like it, so I borrowed it from him," and what he means by 'borrowing' is that he forcefully ripped the earring straight from the poor man's ear.

Well, guess that explains the bit of blood on it... Cell do you wanna work at my place lol

He didn't pay any mind to your nagging about his cruelty and the unsanitary. It's nothing new after all.

He also didn't pay any attention to you when you approached him to 'clean' whatever you previously talked about.

But then, you touched his ear.

Your aim is innocent. You simply want to take the earring off and clean it first before giving it back to him. But you didn't expect him to suddenly go limp and faceplant to the concrete floor below you.

No, you didn't kill him. Don't worry.

As you knelt down to check on him, you noticed his whole face had gone beet red and his lips were trembling. He looks like he's about to combust.

"... Don't... touch my ears..." his voice is croaky, almost squeaky, as he stares at you with teary eyes.

If you tried to touch his ears again, he'd let out a harsh gasp and scoot away fearfully. Shaking his head with his eyes looking at you, silently pleading for your mercy.

"Forget it! Here! I don't want it anymore!" he barked and tossed the earring to you haphazardly. His face is beet red and his whole body is trembling.

After that he quickly stood up and vanished right into thin air using his magic. Though you can still hear the crunch of his shoes as he runs away.

With this you have obtained his weakness. Use it wisely!

E P I D E M 🍮

One afternoon, you're just in his lab accompanying him as per usual while he is getting ready to with his experiments.

"... Not only that, by diluting the extract of these plants you can obtain some magical fumes that will be useful in-" his words started to get blurry as he yapped on, using phrases and jargon you didn't understand.

The only time he pays attention to you is when he wants you spoon-fed him some pudding.

Being his lover, you're used to this mode of him and it was adorable that he still wants to include you in his world, even though you barely comprehend some of what he's talking about.

And it's boring!

You mindlessly minced the pudding in front of you with a spoon as he yapped and ranted about his experiments. A scowl plastered on your face and you want him to be a boyfriend for a minute! But this man is hella stubborn goddamnit!

As his back turned towards you, an idea popped up in your head.

He's still in the middle of his work, holding a beaker and carefully pouring the liquid inside of it into the cauldron when you suddenly pop out from behind him and kiss the tip of his ear.

His focus is instantly shattered. He gasped and stumbled backward slightly, almost dropping the beaker full of suspicious substance in his hand.

"M-My sweet, what are you doing?! That's dangerous!" his face is tinted red as he stares at you bug-eyed, flustered and slightly angered by your reckless action.

But your adorable face and your pouty complaint instantly melted his heart, his anger is forgotten and evaporated into thin air. Though his heart is still pounding out of his chest due to the stimulation you gave him.

"Why didn't you say so? Come here," he cooed and opened his arms to engulf you in a big hug. He swings your body gently side by side, enjoying the sweet scent of your hair.

But If you think that you're finally going to have a wholesome moment with him, you'd be dead wrong.

Because when you let your guard down, he'll suddenly tighten his embrace and whisper into your ear, "What you did before... is very naughty, you know that right?" before giving it a teasing nibble, "How do you think I should punish you now?"

... Yeah you gonna leave with a bunch of teeth marks on your body. Don't mess with this guy fr.

D E L I S A S T E R 🍾

It's late at night, it was an exhausting day for the both of you, and going to sleep as early as possible sounds very ideal right now.

But you can't do that. Because you gotta help this manchild undo his hair.

He'll give you a cheeky grin as you grumble in annoyance while you carefully release his hair from the ring holder that helps him keep his hair shaped into a sunburst.

The fact that each lock of his tied hair is glued with gel doesn't help either. Because now you gotta brush it too.

"Aww c'mon, why the pouty face?" he tried to coax you, voice sweet as honey as he playfully kissed your free hand.

And it might work on you if only he didn't say this one wrong sentence; "You should be grateful! After all, you're tending to the bestest dude in town, Delisaster!"

Yeah this lil' shit deserves it.

His breath got caught in his throat when you suddenly slammed his body to the bed, and he couldn't help but gulp at the 'horrifying' expression on your face, "H-Heyy, if you wanna get spicy at least finish my hair first!"

He was confused when you went and rummaged the drawer near the bed. But after seeing what you're holding in your hand, the feeling of dread instantly washes over him.

What are you holding, you might ask? just some earpick!

He jolted when you unannouncedly put the steely material onto his outer ear, and he moaned shrieked when you started making the scraping motion in his ear canal.

"Eeeek! I'm sorry m' sorry! Please please please-" his plea fell onto deaf ears as you kept torturing cleaning his ear, stating that 'the gel went into his ears' as an excuse.

You're lying, you just want to toy with this piece of shit.

His body twitches with each stroke, as if electricity runs through his veins and shocking his nerves. He wants to run away, but for some reason, his body feels limp and he's putty in your hand.

By the time you're done with him, he's already sweating profusely. His body is trembling as he stares at you wide-eyed, breathing heavily. You broke him.

From now on, if he's being a brat just show him some earpick. He'll be as docile as a lamb (begrudgingly)

D O M I N A B L O W E L I V E 💧

"Just be patient. I just need to finish this one question and then we can cuddle," he said matter-of-factly as you kept droning and pleaded cutely for his attention.

Tomorrow is the final exam before the long break, and the both of you are having a study date in his room.

But you, of course, get bored quickly. So now you're making it your life mission to make him stop studying along with you.

Domina knows your mind like an open book though, so he also makes it his mission to ignore you until he finishes his paper.

... Not that he didn't want to cuddle, of course. Believe him, He FUCKING wants to! But it's irrational for him to not study just because of that!

One person has to be the sane one in this relationship lol.

"Why don't you just finish your paper? You just need to answer one more, right?" he didn't even look at you as he said that. He just gave you a small waving gesture as if to dismiss your presence.

No matter what act you pulled towards him, he didn't budge an inch. BUT no need to give up! Because you still have one more trick up your sleeves.

He should've known your silence means trouble. But he's naive, and he thought you just got bored and finally left him alone. Oh sweet summer child-

The ink in his pen scraped through the paper as he wrote an essay for the last question. Just one more and it will be ov-

Out of nowhere, something wet and soft touches his ear and his body instantly convulses as he lets out a girlish screech that echoed throughout the room.

You, being the piece of shit that you are, just licked his ear.

"Huh?! W-Why would you do that?!" he barked, his face as red as a tomato and covering both of his ears with his palm as he breathed heavily through his mouth.

You attempted to pry his hand away from his ear. He's stronger than you so of course you've failed to pry it away completely. But you still managed to touch the tip of his ear.

Yeah... now he's royally triggered.

"Oh it's on now!" he quickly lunged towards you and pinned you down on the floor. His face is red with a mixture of anger and flusters as he started to tickle your side relentlessly.

And now you spent an entire night with him just wrestling against each other, resulting in both of you earning a detention that lasted for a week.

... And now you two didn't finish that last question on those papers, just as you wanted.

Domina 0 - 1 You

Sorry it's taking me so long to write this! I'm in the middle of renovating my room lately and was often too tired to do anything... I can't believe I've been delaying in finishing this hcs for almost a week lol.

After this, I'm going to take it slow and write some general headcanon regarding the brothers. If you had any request, feel free to send one if ask box is open!

Anyway, sorry it's taking this long. I hope everyone enjoys it! 🍀

[nessieartss]

do you have any sukufushi fic recs?

ooh I haven’t read that many fics actually, but here are some of my fave:

10 reasons why vampires are the best lovers by daddyqr (this one is my absolute fav. It’s short sweet funny and wholesome, and I’m a sucker for vampires au—no pun intended)

moonlight on the river by eviebabie (this has got to be everyone’s favorite because i got hooked up as well the first time i read it. Personally I’m not a big fan of long fics because I don’t read that much, and most of the times I forgot to continue because I got caught up with irl stuff. but I really liked this one and I can see why it’s so popular among skfs shipper)

beg harder by Lillys_and_Forget_Me_Nots (again, another vampire au but it’s nsfw this time, so if you’re a minor please skip this one)

last but not least a little shop called blessing by teasomnia (I think this is my very first skfs fic that i read. I love it, it’s a one shot fic but had a 2nd part to it with a different pov. You should check their other skfs fics as well because it’s that good)

currently I’m reading pomegranate seeds (I’ve been reading this one for monthsss god I’m a slow reader) and mangata (this one is still wip, but I’m loving it so far). if anyone here has sukufushi fic recs as well please let me knoww I would love to add them to my bookmarks!

[vanessa-parker]

Hawks' Pretty Bird

Hello! glad you all liked the first chapter so here's the second

TW NSFW topics, and bird puns because they're funny

Your eyes widen and you raise an eyebrow grinning "Oh forward, aren’t we? How do you plan on claiming me?" Keigo grins as he notices your eyebrow raise with surprise. He leans in closer, his lips grazing against the skin of your neck. He murmurs into your ear, his voice lowered with a hint of possessiveness.

"I think you know what I mean, sweetheart. I plan on marking you. Let everyone know who you belong to."

He shifts his body, pressing his weight against you, pinning you deeper into the floor. You let a slight gasp before laughing, "won’t your fan base get jealous?" you ask teasingly. Keigo’s eyes narrow at the idea of his fanbase being jealous, a slight irritation crossing his face.

"Of course they would. They’re all crazy about me, especially with my “Playboy” reputation. They think they can have me all to themselves." He shakes his head, his grip on you tightening. "But not tonight. Tonight you’re mine."

You let out a slight gasp as his grip tightened, and you can't help but keep pushing your luck "Make me yours bird boy" you purr into his ear. Keigo grins as he leans closer to your ear, his breath hot against your skin "You’re starting to push it with that nickname, sweetheart. But don’t worry. I intend to make it clear who you belong to." He shifts his weight on top of you, shifting so his body is fully pressed against yours. He begins to kiss and suck at your neck, leaving red marks in his trail.

You let out a low moan desperately trying to pull your hands out of his grasp so you could touch him anywhere Keigo smirks against your neck as he hears your low moans, loving the sound of your voice beneath him. He doesn’t bother to let your wrists go, keeping them firmly pinned down to the ground.

"Mmm, I love hearing you like this. You’re all mine, and I’m going to show you just how much I mean that." He continues to kiss and suck at your neck, leaving more marks and claiming you as his own. He moves his lips up to your ear, biting softly on your earlobe. You let out a gasp followed by a small giggle feeling him nip at your ear.

 "Keigo you’re such a tease." He nips at it again, before trailing his tongue down your jawline. "You love it when I tease you, don’t you? Admit it, you’re enjoying being pinned beneath me." He shifts his weight again, pressing his body even closer against yours. His lips begin to travel down to your collarbone, kissing and sucking at the sensitive skin there.

You moan again desperate for some relief "Please" you whimper Keigo grins against your collarbone, loving the sound of your begging.

"Please what? I need you to use your words, sweetheart. Tell me what you want." He continues to kiss and suck at your collarbone, his hands trailing down to start unbuttoning your clothes. You take this moment with your hands free to quickly pin Keigo underneath you a sly smile on your face.

"my how the tables have turned" Keigo lets out a slight gasp of surprise as you flip the tables, pinning him down instead. His eyes widen at your sudden move, followed by a wicked smile on his lips. "Oh, you’re a clever one, aren’t you? I have to admit I’m a bit impressed." He lets out a low chuckle, a hint of playfulness in his eyes. He looks up at you straddling him, his hand coming up to rest on your hips.

You take this moment to toss aside your shirt after undoing the last two buttons your hickies on full display, "Now now bird boy I’m about to show you’re fan base who stole your heart."

Keigo’s eyes trail over your now exposed skin, taking in the sight of your hickies. A mix of excitement and possessiveness fills his gaze as his eyes rake over your form. "Oh sweetheart, you’re playing a dangerous game. My fan base is going to be furious watching me get “stolen” away." He lets out a huff of amusement, his hands squeezing your hips slightly.

You smirk down at him "Why don’t we match?" You nip at the skin on his neck while tossing aside his glasses and earphones. Keigo lets out a low gasp as you lean down towards his neck, his body automatically reacting to the sensation. However, he quickly tries to regain his composure, a hint of a smirk on his face.

"Matching, huh? You’re quite eager, aren’t you? But what can I say, I'm irresistible." He lets out a slight chuckle that quickly turns into another gasp as you nip at his neck, his hands gripping your hips a bit tighter in response. You smirk against his neck hands trailing to the hem of his shirt, you nip at his earlobe "Such a cocky boy."

Keigo can’t help but let out a soft moan at the feeling of your lips against his earlobe, his head tilting back slightly instinctively. He takes a moment to regain his composure before responding, his tone still cocky as ever. "Cocky? Me? I prefer the word “confident”. And you haven’t seen anything yet, sweetheart." He grins as he locks his gaze with yours, his hands still gripping your hips tightly.

You begin removing his shirt you take a moment to admire his body. You run your hand down his torso, "Such a pretty bird." you say feeling less self-conscious that you’re the only one shirtless you continue to kiss down his neck leaving love bites as you trail down.

Keigo lets out another low moan as you trail your hand down his torso, feeling his muscles tense beneath your touch. "Mmm, I could say the same about you, sweetheart. You look so gorgeous perched on top of me like this." You smirk as you start to leave wet kisses down his abs stopping right at the hem of his pants.

Keigo’s breath hitches his eyes follow you as you stop just above the hem of his pants, a mixture of anticipation and desire written across his face. He swallows hard before responding, his voice slightly hoarse with want, "Teasing me now, are you? Two can play at that game, sweetheart." You smirk leaving a hickey on his hip, you stand up in your bra and shorts and start to walk towards the kitchen leaving Keigo wound up on the floor.

Keigo watches as you stand up, his eyes trailing over your body, his gaze lingering on the hickey you left on his hip. He lets out a soft groan, feeling a mixture of frustration and arousal at the sight of you in your bra and shorts, walking away towards the kitchen.

"That’s just unfair. Leaving me like this, all on edge. You’re testing my self-control here, you know that?" you smile and shrug pointing to the hickies he left, "You claimed me if you want more you gotta earn it." You say while leaning down grabbing a coffee from his fridge.

Keigo groans at your response, "Earn it, huh? Is that what you want from me, sweetheart? You want me to earn the right to touch you?" *He pushes himself up off the floor, his footsteps making their way toward you. His eyes rake over you as he gets closer, his gaze burning with desire. You smirk against the can pressed against your lips.

"I thought you liked a challenge?" You say innocently, he lets out a huff of amusement his eyes darkened with desire. He stops right in front of you, only a few inches away. His hands reach out to rest on your hips, keeping you pressed against the counter.

"Oh, I do. But you’re playing with fire, sweetheart. You keep teasing me like this and you won’t be leaving this apartment for a while." he says his voice full of need. He watches as you saunter back towards the living room. A determined gleam in his eyes.

You bend over and grab his goggles off the floor before heading to the couch, you put them on and in a teasing tone you say "Whatever you say hawks." Keigo can’t help but let out a low growl his eyes raking over your form hungrily. "Oh no, you don’t. You’re not getting away from me that easily."  he grabs you and tosses you over his shoulder. He grins as he carries you towards the bedroom, his hold on you firm and steady, he gently tosses you onto the bed, his eyes watching you with hunger and desire.

"You’re trying to get me riled up, aren’t you? Trying to get me to lose control? You should know, sweetheart. I have excellent control." He crawls onto the bed, hovering over you, pinning you beneath him with his body. You raise an eyebrow at him, “What happens if you lose control?” Keigo grins at your question, a dangerous gleam in his eyes. He leans in closer, his face mere inches away from yours. "If I lose control… let’s just say things will get pretty wild." He grinds his hips against yours, his movements slow and deliberate, his desire evident. He leans down to kiss and bite at your neck, his hands roaming over your body.

Your body jolts at the grinding sensation you let out a moan, grinning wickedly you ask "How can I make you lose control?" Keigo groans as you let out a moan, the sound driving him even wilder. He pauses for a moment, his eyes meeting yours, a mixture of lust and challenge in them.

"You do want to test my limits, don’t you, sweetheart? You want to see how far you can push me, huh?" He grinds his hips against yours again, harder this time, "Keep this up and you’ll find out just what happens." You being desperate for relief were able to flip him over straddling him, grinding your hips against him with a smile on your face. "Do it." you taunt. Keigo’s eyes widen in surprise as you suddenly flip him over, your position on top of him now making his body even more aware of your presence and the sensation of your hips grinding against his. He bites back a moan, his hands gripping your hips, holding you in place.

"You naughty little thing. Do you think you can handle the consequences of what you’re asking for?" He grinds his hips up against you, his breaths coming in short, ragged pants as he struggles to maintain control. You let out a loud moan reaching around you undoing your bra and tossing it to the side, you leaned down your lips grassing his. "Try me, bird boy."

Keigo’s eyes widen as you undo your bra, the sight of you becoming topless above him almost enough to push him over the edge. He swallows hard, his hands instinctively reaching up to touch you, but he forces himself to keep them at his sides. He lets out a low, aroused growl as you lean down, your lips just barely touching his.

"You won’t be walking straight for a week once I’m done with you."

 "Prove it Keigo" you purred

His hands roam further up your body, his fingers trailing over your breasts, his touch gentle yet possessive.

"You’re so desperate for me, aren’t you, sweetheart?"

You moan at his hands cupping your breast then you crash your lips into his. Keigo responds immediately one of his hands moves up to grab the back of your head, pulling you deeper into the kiss, his tongue exploring your mouth. He breaks the kiss, his lips moving down to your neck, nipping and sucking at your skin, his other hand still massaging your breast. Keigo grins as he feels your arms give out, taking advantage of your momentary weakness to flip you over, pinning you beneath him once again.

His hands move to the hem of your shorts, his fingers playing with the edge, teasingly pulling at them. "Look at you, all panting and desperate, desperate for me. How badly do you want me, huh?"

you let a  whimper “Please Hawks”

Keigo lets out a low chuckle at your whimper, his hands continuing to tease the hem of your shorts. "You’re so damn desperate for me, aren’t you? Saying my hero name like that… it makes me want to give you whatever you want." He slowly starts to pull your shorts off, his movements torturously slow. You groan at the speed he’s going at the same time you begin to undo his pants.

Keigo lets out a low moan as you reach down to undo his pants, your hands working quickly and efficiently. He pauses his movements for a moment, allowing you to do what you want while he fights to maintain his control. It’s taking everything in him not to just rip off your shorts and take you right then and there.

 "Impatient, aren’t you, sweetheart? Can’t even wait for me to take your clothes off properly." You roll your eyes at the comment pulling his pants further down and leaving him in just his boxers. His hands go back to working on your shorts, his fingers now moving a bit faster as he works to pull them off completely.

 Keigo looks down at you, lying beneath him in just your underwear, and he can’t help but take a moment to admire the sight. He runs his hands slowly up and down your body, his eyes roaming over every inch of you. “You look gorgeous like this, sweetheart. Lying beneath me, so desperate for me. I could look at you like this all day.”

The sight of your pout causes his hands to continue roaming over your body, pausing here and there to tease you more.

“What’s with that pout, sweetheart? Not getting what you want?”

He leans down to kiss your neck, his lips and teeth working their way up to your ear, his voice low and seductive.

“You’ll get what you want, don’t worry. But first I want to make sure you’re completely desperate for it.”

You let out a whimper, your hands reach for the hem of his boxers He pushes your hand away as he grips his boxers, slowly beginning to pull them down his legs, his movements deliberate and torturously slow. You let out a groan at the teasing. "You made your point now please hurry up," you say your voice filled with desperation.

Keigo lets out a low chuckle at your impatience, amused by your desperate tone. He continues to pull his boxers down even more, his movements slow and deliberate, enjoying the teasing.

"But it’s so fun to watch you squirm, sweetheart. Seeing you desperate and begging for me… it’s such a sight to behold."

He slips the boxers past his hips, letting them fall to the ground, leaving him completely naked.

Your breath hitches in your throat at the sight of him your eyes look over every muscle every scar you can’t help but smile. “Beautiful”

Keigo looks a bit self-conscious as your eyes roam over his naked body, noticing the scars that litter his skin. He pauses for a moment, suddenly feeling a bit vulnerable under your gaze

“You’re being too kind, sweetheart.” 

He reaches down to touch your cheek, his fingers gently caressing your skin. You reach up to cup his cheek kissing him on the nose your hand slowly slides down his torso stopping right at his member, “You’re beautiful.”

He lets out a soft gasp at your gentle kiss on his nose, his lips curving into a small smile

"Sweetheart you’re making me feel damn good right now." He lets out a soft moan as your hand touches his member, his body responding immediately to your touch. You grin at his reaction

“Well one of us can’t be naked, care to help?”

“With pleasure, sweetheart. Let’s get you out of those pesky things.”

He reaches down, his fingers hooking in the waistband of your underwear and slowly pulling them down your legs, his movements deliberate and torturously slow. As he pulls them off, he lets out a low growl at the sight of you fully naked and exposed before him

He leans down, his lips ghosting over your cheek as he whispers into your ear.

“So beautiful and perfect. And mine.”

[ephemerasnape]

🔔HEAR YE, HEAR YE!*

My AUDIOS are now hosted on ao3! 💜🎩

For ease of access, and because I realized I have my own domain now, I am hosting all of my audios myself and posting them directly on ao3. All previous audio posts on ao3 have been updated to have the files embedded directly rather than linking to tumblr.

This will make it easier for everyone to bookmark their favorites!

If you're not familiar with any of these, most of them are x f!listener. No use of Y/N or MC but you are MC most of the time. It's safer to assume they are all adult-oriented although there are some exceptions. DR = Daddy Rookwood

➔ Victor Rookwood Shorts - DR x You

A Big Day - x MC A Bone to Pick - x MC All in a Day's Work - x Ashwinder Just a Little Blood - x MC Daddy's Pleasure - x You (GN) Dirty Talk - x You

➔ Bred by Victor Rookwood - DR x You

➔ Rookwood's Revenge - DR & Ashwinders x You/MC

➔ Goblin Supremacy

Goblin Supremacy - Ranrok x You/MC, DR My Little Angel - DR x You/MC

➔ The Rookwood Gang

Comeuppance - Ashwinders/Poachers x You/MC A Wicked, Wicked Man - DR x You/MC

➔ Captured by Rookwood - DR x You/MC

➔ Epic Rap Battle - Rookwood vs. Aesop Sharp

➔ Bait & Switch - Sebastian, Ominis & DR

➔ Welcome to Hogsmeade - DR x You/MC

➔ At the Mercy of Macnair - Poacher Stalker x You/MC

➔ The Pledge - DR & Silvanus Selwyn x You/MC

➔ Rookwood's Revenge - DR & Ashwinders x You/MC

➔ Battle Royal at Horntail Hall - Poppy Sweeting &/x? Poacher Stalker

➔ The Rookwood Gang - Ashwinders & DR x You/MC

➔ Harlot of the Highlands - Poacher Executioner x You/MC

➔ Sebastian & Ominis Shorts - Various

A Moment Alone - Sebastian and a surprise guest Talk to Me - Ominis x You/MC Bait and Switch - Sebastian & Ominis, Victor Rookwood Sebastian's Pleasure - Sebastian x You (GN)

➔ Today's the Day - Dark!Seb & Ominis x You/MC

and last but not least...

➔ Miscellaneous

Battle Royal at Horntail Hall - Poppy Sweeting x Poacher Pigtails' Revenge - Piers Pemberton x GN!Listener Epic Rap Battle - Victor Rookwood vs. Aesop Sharp The Sexual Obsession Iceberg - Various

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[cheesuschristman]

Ayee intro post :D

So hi, there. You found this blog probably from a post/reblog or comment I made. And you want to check out my page, so here is me info-dumping about myself!

*ahem hem*

Im WAY too active on here lmao so yeah, prepear for the shit load of posts if youre planning on getting notifs when i post.

Name: NettZo / Z / Logan / Earl

Age: Not telling lol, but just know I'm very much a minor

Fandoms: Murder Drones, Roblox Pressure

Fav characters: Tessa (<- i love her she is my child), V, J, Uzi, N

Fav musical artists: Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Sushi Soucy, Evelyn Evelyn, Rio Romeo, The Front Bottoms, Cavetown, Conan Gray, NOAHFINNCE

Sexuality: Bisexual Grayaromatic

Gender: Genderfluid

Languages I speak: Indonesian & English

Pronouns: She/They/He

Side blogs: @starsalot @nett-is-feeling-angsty @live-laugh-love-uzi

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C.AI - @Nettz0_LikesPotatoes

Wattpad - @That1AuthorNett

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Youtube - N3tt_HungUp (i dont post on yt lol, but just putting this out cuz why not)

Fanfics: A Bunch of J x V Oneshots, 4 Things, Roommates (dont read it plz), Why Her? (discontinued)

Character I kin: Serial Designation N

Personality type: ISTP (I think idk)

Birthday: 26th July

Nationality: Indonesian 🇮🇩

Fav Youtubers: RAVON, The Click, Faline San, Chad Chad, Samantha Lux, Not Even Emily, LaurenZside, Jammidodger, Duckyleft, One Topic, Katliente

Ships: NUzi (N x Uzi), eNVy (N x V) (Manor version, idk I just don't vibe with current eNVy personally), VUzi (V x Uzi), Jessa (J x Tessa), NUziV (N x V x Uzi), Oilrose (J x V), JUzi (J x Uzi)

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No, I don't. But I am planning on that maybe sometime in the future.

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I do! Just state your request in my ask box, though do be aware it is not guaranteed to be done.

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- Comshippers

- Anti-Furry/Therian

Yeah, that's about it for now! Have a good day.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Sorta nsfw and VERY goody but SDV Bachelors (+ expanded bachelors maybe?)’s reactions to the farmer telling the gay rooster joke? If you’re unfamiliar, the joke is: “what sound does a gay rooster make? …ANY-COCK’LL-DO-!”

Phah! I've never heard of it! 😄

Thanks so much for the question, dear anon! Btw, I won't put an NSFW warning, as there's not even much of a hint of a detailed description of anything vulgar here. Anyway, enjoy! 🫰❤️

SDV and SVE bachelors react to a gay rooster joke from the Farmer:

Sebastian:

Sebastian did his best to make an indifferent grimace, but gave in.

"That's really dumb." He said it while chuckling and shaking his head. "If Sam had been around, he would have died laughing for sure."

A great way to make Sebastian smile is a gay joke. Alright noted.

At times he can counterattack when Farmer once again showered him with such humour. Farmer's reaction to Sebastian is peerless.

Most of the time, though, Sebby will blush and try to hold back laughter. No, he's not laughing, shut up.

Elliott:

The poor man tried to fiddle a smile as best he could.

"Yes, quite a funny joke. Hmm, a little vulgar for my taste, to be honest with you."

Sorry Farmer, but he's a well-mannered and refined gentleman, and such obscene puns are not to his taste.

(Which doesn't stop him from laughing at the joke after the fourth or fifth mug of strong ale).

Elliott's cheeks will turn tomato-coloured if the Farmer continues to shower him with such jokes in the presence of other residents in the Valley. Yoba, give him patience.....

Sam:

Sammy laughed like a madman for about fifteen minutes. God, he absolutely has to tell this to Sebastian!

He decides to also surprise the Farmer with a gay joke, and basically, this starts a competition to see who tells the best gay joke (Lewis caught the two of them and scolded them for profanity and vulgarity).

This competition has reached a state like in vine "Bro I have a dream we fucked" (you can consider this the start of a bromance or romance if the feelings are mutual).

Just so long as his little brother doesn't accidentally overhear his jokes, or there will be a LOT of questions from Sam's dad and mum.

Shane:

Shane nearly choked on his beer when Farmer finished the joke. "Ok, that's a good one."

For a few days or so, he'd been going over that joke when he was working at JojaMart and smiled faintly. Shit, It's really funny.

Decided not to stay in debt and meet Farmer next time with a similar joke. Their surprise and laughter brought amusement to Shane.

The only rule to Farmer was not to tell it to Jas. And under no circumstances teach her such jokes, or Shane would get angry, and then everyone would definitely not be laughing.

Harvey:

"......." "I beg your pardon?"

If Farmer thought Harvey would like such a vulgar joke about the male genitalia, let them think again.

The lack of a smile and slight irritation made it clear to Farmer that the doctor didn't appreciate such a pun.

Harvey will give Farmer some children's booklets that tell Farmer the rules of behaviour. If that's how they behave, they'll need it for sure.

If they told him in front of children or the elderly, Harvey would have a hard time suppressing his own urge to grab them by the ear and shove them out the door of his clinic.

"OK, how about this joke: an apple a day-" "Don't."

Alex:

About half a minute passed while Alex tried to make sense of it.

And then burst out laughing. "Pfft! Hah!"

Decided to get on the internet and learn a couple of jokes like that to catch the Farmer off guard and laugh from their facial expressions.

Actually, they should be good friends with Alex so he wouldn't threaten to punch them in the face for such jokes. And so - friendly banter, hey!

The two joke around until Lewis catches them and threatens Alex that he's going to tell his grandmother. Alex snaps, but stops (sorry Farmer, but he loves his grandparents and doesn't want to upset them).

Victor:

*nervous laughter* "Hahaha, you're so funny! (Please don't tell that joke to my mother...)."

Victor had made a few jokes and puns himself on more than one occasion, but they were never vulgar. He was not allowed by his upbringing.

But in order not to offend the Farmer and not to be the one in the company who alone didn't get the joke, he would laugh a little pretentiously.

Victor would blush horribly if asked if he even understood the point of the joke.

If Olivia is around in their presence, poor Victor will burn with shame (No, mother, they didn't mean it-).

Magnus Rasmodius:

Magnus looked at Farmer disapprovingly and shook his head. "Every day we're getting further away from Yoba..."

So they distracted him from important matters for the sake of telling him this, excuse him, tasteless humour?

Sorry Farmer, but Magnus doesn't want to hear that sort of thing in his presence. And, frankly, he wouldn't advise them to make jokes about roosters and... so on, considering Farmer's quite a good person. That kind of vulgarity doesn't suit them.

He'll give them a heavy scolding if they make such jokes in front of Morgan. Maybe even threaten to wash their mouths out with soap.

Lance:

Lance's silence and faintly perceptible smile confused Farmer.

At the same time, the gallant adventurer is trying to think how to tell Farmer politely that their joke is terrible and vulgar without hurting their feelings.

Merciful Yoba, Lance is too well-mannered to even think of such a thing.

He won't correct the Farmer, just subtly hint that their choice in puns isn't a good one. Especially with ladies and children around.

Still, there may be a time when Lance will cover his mouth with his fist so as not to give away his laughter if Farmer decides to tell this joke to one of his colleagues (the unfortunate colleague is likely to be Isaac).

[notanerdyprude]

fun things i noticed rewatching npmd act 1:

sam sweetly was investigating richies death

richie messed with his fingers absentmindedly

everyone pronounces stephs last name correctly (law-ter) except the teacher (low-ter) because teachers cant pronounce peoples names correctly

pete is almost always curled into himself while steph is almost always sat more like. outward. i dont know how to describe it.

petes plaid on his suspenders and bowtie matches stephs flannel

stephanie wears a lot of jewellery

ruth and richie hold on to pete at the end of “literal monster”’s first chorus

the literal monster choreogrophy fucking SLAPS byw

richie is such a bitch “its LIPSCHITZ 🙄🙄” “i never intended to walk through your hallway”

richie keeps his hands under his armpits most of the time

graces little “mhm. mhm.” after she says “his name is jesus christ” >>>

max and grace nodding at eachother is never not going to be funny to me

kyle is max’s biggest hype-man. homosexual activity if you ask me.

ruth and the nerd in purple enter the stage hiding behind the bleachers during max’s verse

“next time youre going to cheat do it like a lauter and dont get caught” so solomon most likely got to his position illegally

“somebody WALKS to the office with STEPHANIE LAUTER 🙄” richie is a Bitch

ruth cares very deeply about library rules

she immediately stops caring about them as soon as stephanie lauter calls him

ruth rolls her eyes when richie starts his “aot > star wars shit”, so shes clearly heard this a shit ton before

petes jumper also matches stephanies foannel

pete is in the shadows for a good part of cooler than i think i am because he keeps walking through them

as soon as the bridge is done he goes from being in the light to beingbik the shadows again

peter can also be a bitch

max doesnt come from money

max started being a prick in 4th grade

jason seems to be an actually good dude.

max has a major god complex obviously but like. it is bad. it is BAD.

mark, despite being married to her, calls graces mom ‘mother’

graces mom also wears butterfly clips

richies side eye the second steph walks over im DECEASED.

richie looks so horrified by steph touching him

cooler than him tune plays when they walk into the boys bathroom

richie side-eyes people a lot

“steph-an-ie”

pete’s “grace 🙄” i love him hes so bitchy

hatchet town tune plays in the bg a lot

richie naruto runs into the waylon place

richie is VERY excited by the plan “WE’LL MAKE HIM SHIT HIS PANTS 😁”

petes a marvel nerd. he does both the hulk and spidermans gestures

richie is ruths wingman confirmed

richie fiddles with the little tassles on petes jacket

max is very good at puns

will is scarily good at sounding like blood is coming out of his mouth

pete has a very short temper

grace actively cheers for ruth after she cuts off max’s nips

stacy calls richie “mr. lipschitz”. for some reason.

THE HARMONIES IN GO GO NIGHTHAWKS ARE SO GOOD

richie calls jason jace :(( /pos

“theyre my bros for life” they said ONE nice thing to you get some standards i BEG

richies face immeidately dropping as soon as max says “richieee”

richies wearing 4 layers on top and a pair of shorts. transgender.

max’s blood is sparkly.

max shakes his hand after touching richie

max thinks people in the smoke club are cool

max locks the door on richie

he does the choreo from thriller by michael jackson

richies squeal after max makes him fall

max is heavy projecting onto richie

max seems genuinely pissed when richie says ‘im not a loser.’ he only chills when richie says ‘please don’t kill me’.

he taunts richie by calling him his actual name. he never called richie his real name, only shit-lips. false sense of security type shit.

[free-for-all-fics]

Stupid, silly Namor or Attuma fic ideas. Don’t think too hard about these they’re just funny little ideas. Pls tag me if you write or get inspired by any of these. Like always, there are no rules:

1. The reader is labeled as the village idiot because she likes to sing with her head underwater to "sing to the mermaids". The village ridicules her for it. One day, she is swept out in a riptide, and no one is willing to come to her aid—no one from the village, that is.

2. Reader is full of bad puns and dad jokes, much to the chagrin of Namor/Attuma. "Why are seagulls called seagulls?"

“Stop now.”

“Because if they flew over bays, they'd be bagels! Oh hey, What did one wave say to the other?"

“I swear, if you make one more ocean related pun, I will murder you on this island and tell everyone you died in a shipwreck."

"...well, someone's salty."

3. You put a message in a bottle and set it out to sea in the hopes it’ll reach Namor/Attuma so you can be pen pals. “Oh my god I love you but you’re so stupid.” They say because you have no idea that’s not how mail works.

4. You’re in love with Namor/Attuma, but you’re also obsessed with monsters and cryptids so you keep asking them questions like “Is the Kraken real?? What about 6 headed hydras? Have you seen Nessie?? Are they friendly? Darling tell meeeeeee”

5. Reader does that stupid prank thing where she pretends to do a magic trick with an egg and a bottle of water. She’s like “Ok now look inside” and squeezes the bottle, spraying water in Attuma/Namor’s face and runs away cackling.

6. You introduce Namor/Attuma to a wonderful human invention - Water beds. They are less than amused. Reader, consider your sexy time privileges revoked😑

7. Attuma/Namor trying to teach reader combat and how to fight like a Talokanil but reader keeps making it sexy and Namor/Attuma is like “Ok maybe we should stop. You’re not even listening to me or learning anything properly!” And reader is like “Oh I’m learning all the right techniques perfectly. 😏😘”

8. Those videos from EVNautilus of the people in a submarine coming across a dumbo octopus and a googly eyed stubby squid but instead it’s scientist reader being shown Talokan by Attuma or Namor and fawning over the sea creatures because they’re just little guys. Sweet underwater babies. And reader being like “it’s just a baby can I adopt it pls” 🥺 and Namor or Attuma being like “pay attention. Remember why we’re here.”

9. “Your child brings home a raccoon, mistaking it for a cat and begs to keep it” trope but instead it’s Namor/Attuma and their child has brought home an anglerfish or some other hideous abomination of the sea. It’s surprisingly docile and follows the child around like a pet anyway so can we keep it??? Please father 🥺

10. Namor and Jeff the Land Shark crossover. That’s it. That’s the post. Reader wants to adopt Jeff as their child. He’s just a baby 🥺

11. Peter Pan “They were just having a bit of fun, weren’t you, girls?”

“We were only trying to drown her” Mermaid Lagoon AU

12. “General, I’ve brought the cartographer into the war meeting today. I believe you owe her an apology for ruining all her maps when you stab them to dramatically mark a location.” (What if the “cartographer” is actually Attuma’s small daughter or sister drawing doodles of maps and playing pretend/mirroring what her dad or brother does because she wants to help and it’s all in jest hehe)

13. 2 days ago you went to an animal shelter and adopted the most adorable cat. What you don’t know is, he’s the reincarnation of an Aztec god. Your food offerings are unacceptable and that ugly small box that feels like it’s made from scratchy carpet will not do. No. He’ll be sleeping in your bed with you. Don’t try to lock him out; he’ll just scream and sing the songs of his people until you let him back in. (Or maybe through a magic mishap Namor has been accidentally transformed into a cat. Yeah Namor as a cat AU. I told you these ideas were silly.)

14. “Would you still love me if I was a worm” meme With Namor or Attuma but instead it’s “Would you still love me if I was a sea cucumber” or something ocean related

15. Namor or Attuma are taking their daughter trick or treating this year and ask what she wants to be for Halloween. A superhero, a mermaid, a princess? No. She wants to be a horseshoe crab. Possible Modern AU.

16. Reader goes to the beach often and befriends the seagulls/pelicans. So they start to bring her gifts like shells, rocks, etc. Except one day they bring you a golden bracelet, beaded necklace, or jade earrings (your choice of which). It’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A few days later, Namor shows up at the beach, looking very annoyed as he asks for his necklace/bracelet/or earrings back.

17. You and Namor or Attuma meet on the beach in your special spot. You don’t get to be with him often considering he’s kept away by his responsibilities and loyalty to Talokan, and you’re human. It’s usually your only chance to have time where you can just quietly love each other. Except a stupid fucking seagull or pelican has been following you to both the beach and your home; squawking incessantly, wreaking havoc and basically cockblocking you. Untitled Goose Game AU but it’s a seagull/pelican.

[aayo-whatt]

got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator here are the highlights-

why is there so much of gabe- ALSO THE GENERATOR SHIPS SABRIEL-

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*out grocery shopping* Castiel: *takes a free sample twice* Castiel: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Gabriel: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Gabriel: Ask me to kill for you. Sam: ...First of all, calm down-

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Michael: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Castiel: I would say infinitesimally. Gabriel: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Sam: You know, Gabriel, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Gabriel: ... Gabriel: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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Gabriel: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Gabriel: Wait you like me? For my personality? Sam: I know, I was surprised too.

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Sam: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Dean: I'm a knife. Castiel, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Gabriel: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Sam: Did you just make that up? Gabriel: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Sam: Gabriel: A really long fortune cookie.

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Adam: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Castiel: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Adam: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gabriel: Edible.

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Adam: Go big or go home! Michael: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Adam: I'm going big!

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Sam: That's not funny. Gabriel: I thought it was funny. Sam: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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there will almost definitely be a part two-

PART 2 PART 3

@gay-destiel ?

[staceymcgillicuddy]

¡Número seis por favor!

This got supremely goofy, and I thank you for giving me a prompt that allowed me to write some sweet, established relationship-y nonsense.

“Be gentle, please.” 

Chrissy can’t help it. She laughs. Like, a lot. To the point where Eddie lifts his head from where his chin is propped on his hands and looks over his shoulder at her, scowling. 

“It’s not funny.” 

“Eddie, it’s hilarious.” 

“Chrissy…” That comes out a whine, and she can’t resist giving his bare ass a pinch, for which she’s rewarded with an indignant yowl. 

“You’re such a baby.” 

“It really hurts!”

“And whose idea was it?” 

Eddie rolls his eyes and turns his attention back to the headboard. “Mine.” 

“Exactly. So be a good boy and hold still while I get it out.” 

Chrissy does her best to be expedient. To wield her tools with expert precision. 

Still, the splinter is long, jagged, and deeply embedded in the crease where Eddie’s ass meets his thigh. Try as she might, it will hurt, and Eddie whining, squirming, and begging her to stop every time she gets a firm grip on the wood doesn’t make her job any easier. 

“If you don’t stop moving around, I’m going to give you something to cry about,” she says after maybe ten minutes have elapsed and her exasperation has won out over whatever modicum of pity she felt for him when he’d first given himself the splinter. 

Eddie stops squirming, allowing Chrissy to wipe a trickle of blood on his thigh. “Like what?” 

“Like I’m going to punch you in the dick.” 

“Oh.” He sighs and flops his forehead onto his hands, hair fanning on the pillow. “That’s not so fun.” 

“No. Not so much.” She leans in close, and honestly, she’s pretty familiar with the contours of Eddie’s body after five years together, but this is a new level of intimacy. “There’s one little piece left. I’m gonna have to dig for it.” 

“Can’t you knock me out or something?”

“Would that I could, my love. Bite a pillow for me, huh?” 

Eddie bites. Chrissy digs. Less than a minute later, she emerges triumphant, the last tiny bit of wood trapped between the pincers of the tweezers they’d bought at the drugstore on the way back from the lake. 

“Fuck me,” Eddie yelps when she shows him the pile of extracted materials. 

“Uh-huh.” 

“Is it bleeding?” 

“Not as much as you’d think for the amount of complaining you did.” 

“That’s called trauma, man.” 

“Now I’m definitely going to punch you in the dick.” 

“The more you say it, the kinkier it sounds.” 

“Such a perv.” She kisses Eddie’s not-so-gaping wound before reaching for the cotton balls. “This is going to sting.” 

“I can be brave.” 

“Oh, totally, you've been a real champ so far,” she says, upending the rubbing alcohol onto the cotton. “This’ll teach you to look before you leap, Munson.” 

“To be fair, Rick’s dock wasn’t always so... rickety.” 

Chrissy allows herself one single snort at the pun before getting back to making her husband squirm.

[the-moon-and-stars]

Hello, sweetheart!! Please please take your time with this! But, I’m getting some shots this week, and I’m,,, hm, panicking. Not because I’m scared of what’s in the shot- no no, I want to get the stuff in the shot, but I’m terrified of the pain. Just looking at videos to try and get used to it, I feel lightheaded and like my throat is closing. THAT BEING S A I D , could I please get Kou Minamoto with a reader similar to that;; Thank you thank youuuuuu and I love youuu <3333 /p

A/N: Savvi! I'm so sorry I was never able to get to this! My motivation towards everything has been utter bullocks, I'm sorry I didn't prioritize this like I should've.. I hope all went well with the shot! Enjoy these head-canons and a mini-shot - (not a pun) as an apology! Warnings: Nothing much unless you don't like the talk of shots

I feel like Kou was definitely afraid of shots himself when he was a kid, every time taken to the doctors he was terrified but would try to mask it for the sake of looking strong for Teru

He'd cry with a big smile on his face and afterwards go up to his older brother and say; "Nii-chan, did you see it? Did I do good??" 

Once hearing about your fear, he'd want to know if there's a specific cause, a rational, or irrational fear.. once he realizes it's just the shot itself you're afraid of, he'll give you pep talks everyday as it gets close to your appointment

"Y/n, it's okay to be afraid, but you're brave, the bravest girl I know!"

If you think about backing down and switching up the dates or forgetting about it all together, he just won't let you, he'll even try to bribe you with snacks and food, anything to get you through it

If that doesn't work, be expected to get taken to the place by him

When the day rolls around and you're preparing for the shot, he seems just as panicked as you, of course he'd try to appear calm but he's worried for you, and right now every worse scenario is playing in his head in that waiting room

It's funny because he would try and calm you down and himself at the same time, he'd tell you that it'd be over before you know it and there's truly nothing to be afraid of

Kou would not hesitate in sitting next to you when it's time for your shot, even if he's not allowed he'd beg the nurse to let him in and try to explain why this was so important to him and you

He'd hold your hand and give you a reassuring squeeze, he'd say something like; "You're okay, just look at me" ,, "Take deeeep breaths, you got this"

When it's done, he'd try to take you out, a little celebration, anywhere you want to go, and he'd pay for everything - (Or beg Teru for some money if he's a little short) - If you guys can't go out, he'd take you to his place and cook you a favorite meal of yours, even if you insist you're fine, he won't let go so easy.

He'd try to be all smooth and give a shy kiss on where the band-aid is placed, a kiss for your boo-boo.. but he might chicken out at the last second and mask it by giving you a hug.

He would constantly tell you how strong you were, how amazing you are, and how he's just so proud of you, none-stop praising i'm telling you ╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯

Waiting outside the door was pure agony, the nurse told you to wait outside while she set everything up and that's when you felt the pounding of your chest heighten. You were sitting next to Kou, your leg going up and down as nerves shot through your body, it was a terrible feeling you had right now, you didn't even realize your boyfriend was calling your name until he grabbed your hand and interlaced it into his.

"Hey, you're gonna be fine." He said softly, tilting his head to get more into your front view. He smiled and gave your hand a small squeeze, bringing you back down from your anxious thoughts. "I know.. I'm just.." You let out a small sigh, thinking about what's to come in the next minute. "..Terrified."

Kou gave a small frown, glancing to the floor while contemplating the words he should say next. He sat up straight and looked down at your hand in his before turning to look back at you. "I know, but you got this, I promise you." You couldn't help but smile at his words as you leaned against his shoulder. "And I'm gonna be in there with you, you have nothing to worry about when you're with me" He continued on, wanting you to feel better, to feel some sort of safety with him.

The door in front of you two opened and a nurse popped out, holding the door open. "You may come in now."

You inhaled and let out a deep breath, you stood up and Kou stood with you, never letting go of your hand. "You ready?" Kou gave your hand another gentle squeeze. You turned to look back at him, squeezing it back gently as you tried your best to not have your nerves get the best of you. "Ready."

[snobgoblin]

Seeing as you’ve been diagnosed the Ace Wiki how does someone unfamiliar with the powerpuff girls write Ace? (Not just as a boyfriend but just in general)

ok Ace is a bit of a tricky character to write (I've made a guide like this before but it was vague and also I can't find it) but it's not so hard once you keep these core traits of his in mind-

Ace is stupid. he just is. it's not bad, he's just kind of dumb. but he THINKS he's smart. and his gang does too (besides Snake sometimes) he's got a big ego and nothing much to show for it. he often doesn't think things through and acts very impulsively, and he gets words and phrases wrong a lot and he doesn't know about a lot of things, but pretends he does (like Shakespeare, calls him the guy that's always shaking the spear)

he likes to get under people's skin and has no accountability. he likes to bully people or annoy them on purpose and then immediately backtrack and say he can explain or someone else told him to do it or something

he is self serving. he puts himself and, to a lesser extent his gang, first (I say to a lesser extent because for the most part he keeps them safe but its not unheard of for him to throw them under the bus)

he's funny! intentionally sometimes, making dumb jokes or puns, and unintentionally other times ("gimme the money or your fish will be swimming with the... fishes" <- not meant as a joke he just didn't think it through)

he's chill for the most part but he does have anger issues

he puts on this air of confidence that's always quick to come down as soon as something goes wrong- he's really really nervous under all that

he's an outcast. nobody likes him, not even other villains, and he's incredibly aware of this

he's a manipulator! he knows how to get on somebody's good side if it means he'll get something out of it

above all else, he's charismatic, at least he thinks he is. you really just have to watch clips of him to understand what I mean by this it's hard to put into words

......yeah I hope that was enough. I feel like I really went ham listing off his bad traits but there is a lot of good in him too- he's been known to comfort people and actually be sad when they die in later seasons, so there is a bit of development there and even in Gorillaz! he says "please can you get out of my way" that would be unheard of in ppg, he only really said please when he was begging for his life, not when he was telling someone to get out of his way. so I will give them that there is a little development there but at the same time he's still the same old scamp (carries around knives, even popped somebody's basketball though he felt bad? about it (though its very possible this is another case of "he does a bad thing and then loses his confidence as a defense mechanism"), carries around brass knuckles implying he gets in a lot of fights, steals toasters, implied to have eaten a cigarette, definitely drank alcohol when he was specifically told by his parent company not to) he's not suddenly some average Joe just because he said please one time you know?

and remember that I left out some traits because they're incredibly scene-specific and not necessarily true for the entire show, like that he melts when he gets excited in Aspirarions and hes incredibly loyal to Sedusa because she promised them a better life, things like that. his character works differently for the purpose of some episodes but he largely remains the same and has consistent traits

I don't think I explained right at all so I definitely encourage you to just kinda like? watch clips of him if you wanna write him. I don't articulate things well and you'll be better off getting it from the source (though I do love talking about him though so thank you >:]) just try to remember he's a scamp first and foremost and don't try to scrub that away. his strong personality is something to be embraced not worked around

[queerponcho]

WEEWOO WEEWOO i finally watched spiderman across the spider-verse and i have some THOUGHTS-

i’ve been avoiding spoilers so like i am probably not the first one with these thoughts but here we go:

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

- we all know; miguel o’hara = hot as fuck

- BUT everytime hes on screen the music that was played sounded very similar to the vibe of the prowlers theme in the first movie. coincidence? i dont think so👀

-EVERY spider was shown having doubts about their position. they ALL doubted their stance when miles said ‘we’re supposed to be the good guys’ everyone BUT miguel

- WHAT IF miguel isnt actually his universes spiderman

- WHAT IF miguel is ACTUALLY his universes KING PIN

HEAR ME OUT-

- when hes introduced he says ‘i am not like the other girls- spidermen’ while he is LITERALLY injecting himself with some typa green liquid??? like tf is that????

- maybe that shit actually gives him those spidey powers BUT do we actually ever see him like sticking to a thingie upside down or anything? he is always upright and he doesnt have the spidey stickiness

- he only gets like feral kinda and even his webs are like gleaming red??? and his mask is like SUPER evil and as pointed out by dad peter (aka nick miller) HE ISNT FUNNY

-Literally ALL of the spiders have some kinda funny thing or like cool power

- this man only has vampy teeth (hot) and is fast??? and like has these elbow slashes like???? he has nothing unique like all the other spiders.

- like gwen has her entirely different colours scheme and her ballet movements or the british one (kill me i forgot his name but i LOVED this guy) has his punk and guitar, fuck anarchy thing. like all of them have smth thats their thing but all of miguels traits are like super evil and sussy as fuck…

- AND he was SUCH a dick to miles. any actual spidey would NEVER be such a prick to another spider EVER- my guy is afraid of miles and wanted to break him down which brings me to the motive…

- idk what his plan is but he might know that miles can/ will be his doom. OR he knows that one of the spiders might find out and kill him so he makes this elaborate web of lies (pun intended) about these canon events and like scares everybody into thinking they have to just let these bad things happen when in reality he is just looking for this control. this might be a bit far fetched BUT IDK WHO KNOWS the writers lol

that motive thing i am not so sure about but i am certain hes afraid of what miles can do and will do cuz he is acting like a racoon trapped in a trashbag (shoutout to taylor tomilson lol) and gaslighting everybody onto his side…

then theres his alleged backstory;

- he went to a different universe to live his dream life and conveniently that universes miguel DIES????? MMMMHMMMM and u expect me to believe that mr sexy o’hara????

- he literally did what king pin tried todo in the first movie- and it failed

- thing is WHAT IF it failed not because he just went there and took his place BUT because he killed off that other daddy miguel

- what if the universe just collapsed cuz he went there and actually changed the entire universes future by killing this other miguel????

honesty its like 1am and i watched the movie like 5 hours ago so all this might not make sense. BUT I BADLY NEEDED TO TALK ABT THESE THOUGHTS- again i am for sure not the first one i just really need to speak this into the void lol

PLS if anybody wants to geek out over this movie PLEASE dm me i am BEGGING YOU i so badly wanna talk abt it cuz i love it SO MUCH