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oh gAWD- ITS HILARIOUS HOW PEOPLE ARE NOW LIKING MY PREVIOUS WRITING.
KEEP DOING IT-
RB TOO GODMDKKSDJ
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi
update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome
quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~
also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
bill about ford:
#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison
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Alex Hirsch did this to every character but McGucket was his personal punching bag for real
#juddrawing#gravity falls#i know ice king also has a really tragic story but please lets take into consideration AT has like 382095 seasons and spin offs#my man alex hirsch had to speedrun mcgucket's backstory in 2 episodes and a few pages of the books#and yet he made me cry so hard...#alex hirsch#old man mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket
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My two favourite AIs that hate eachother
#hehehehehe#please I love their rivalry#An old ass computer hacking into that thing is so funny to me.#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#roblox#painter pressure#pressure fanart#pressure painter#pressure roblox fanart#navi ai pressure#pressure
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4 month old sa2 redraw of gay
dont forget ur daily clicks!!
#hhi everybody ^^ i dunno if im back but i founf this old ass drawing and i wanted to post it cause im proud of it👍#i domt really have any new drawings to post bc ive been so fucking done. just. uuughgsghhhhhh :)#this is from back in APRIL. im so done that i cant even draw helñp#i wish i could tag this as yuri or smth. ik its not for yall but theyre sapphic to me#t4t sonadow yuri guys. gguys please. transmasc agender butch shadow x transmasc genederfluid pan sonic guys. guys please see the vission#sth#sonic fanart#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#nov.aart
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Enemies or Lovers?
Not much to say about them yet but i guess they're the first ocs i ever posted!
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#knight#knights#knight armor#armor#knightcore#medieval#my ocs#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#digital painting#original art#knight kink#knightposting#gay#my art#all i know is that they're bisexual and kind of enemies to lovers#the good old 'big and smaller' designs also#not sure about their names so if you have suggestions please drop em
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#iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel molloy#armand#armand iwtv#iwtv*#min.gif#shows#*mark lee voice* oh dude he's filrting#no bc genuinely what was the meaning of this.#the verdict is..... old man fucker!#anyways. very pleased with the coloring on these gifs if i do say so myself#EDIT: i'm sobbingggg i think my old ass laptop just has terrible color accuracy bc i'm seeing these gifs on my phone and tablet#and they look so bad LMFAO. so just pretend you're looking at these gifs from my laptop and i promise they look good#iwtvedit#ㅇㅇㅎ
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#death#death spn#julian richings#julian you and your beady eyes will always mean the world to me#i haven't been feeling well recently so ive been really going back to basics/studying and stuff and this...sort of happened#i was doing skull studies all week and julian's face structure is so so so so so perfect#i feel like it's easier for me to draw old people because you can spot the depression on the cheeks/ zygomatic bone easily#before frollo silco there was death#i don't want to jump back in the spn fandom because that ending was dumb#death and crowley i love you you deserved better#i had no idea mark sheppard had 6 heart attacks btw like i thought it was just one not 6 im so glad he's still with us#make a movie with just death and follow him doing his job because julian is so captivating#spn#spn fanart#supernatural#my art#please dont repost
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So, I'm not all that caught up with canon lore yet, but one thing that annoys me at times is when people blame Rook for his bad new style (it's not even bad. He looks cute, look at him smiling so much he's so baby). Rook has been shown several times to do things on his own volition without even warning Vil (like, you know, changing dorms?!) and you'd expect me to believe he's not the one to have chosen his new style ?
Anyway, leave my man and his bad haircut choices alone. What's the point of having hair that can grow back if you don't have some fun with them while you're still at school ?
#more old art#my art#art#twisted wonderland#twst#savanaclaw rook#pomefiore#i love this ridiculous moron#so does Vil#i drew this before reading chapter 7 please don't throw tomatoes at me for being potentially wrong#though i'm not wrong about Rook looking good#mello's drawings#rook hunt#vil schoenheit#rookvil
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm#Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME#Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son#jason todd#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk?#jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses??#bruce panicking: jason please#Jason: WHO is Jason#Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away#just like old times lol#talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements#talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records.#talia: im just SO proud of my son#bruce crying: please stop#batfamily#batfam#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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When Zuko hit the floor the teacups clattered down with him: one shattered, one rolled under the brazier. Sokka pinned him down. He felt the pulse of each staccato breath under his sock. Zuko did not look too put out. The firelight shivered over his scarred eye. The exposed cleft of his throat bobbed. "You win."
The Mercy of Magpies ch5 is out Now!!
written by the incredible @ranilla-bean (who had a stern parent talk with the fic so that she would complete her homeworks in time and with an A+++) and betaed by @faux-fires
Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch 2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch 3.2 || Ch.4
#yes this art is just titled homos dot jpg#its self explanatory really#THEY'RE FAGGYING IT UUPPPPP#teheeeee#rlly zuko is doing his MOST at all times hes so embarrassing#what pussy does to a mf#someone please stop that old man - oh well 🫢#also rana loookkk the sentence u made her rewrite 20000 times is at the forefront now 🫶 so proud of the bèbè#spacedilves#zukka#sokka#zuko#fic rec#my art
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Wade wants exactly what you're talking about, sweet little Honey Badger!
#wade doesn't just want it he's dying for it#he's so desperate at this point that it makes him act stupid#logan please pity your poor soulmate#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break
#i love my tired man he's done nothing wrong 😭#datv#datv spoilers#da:v#da:v spoilers#rookanis#rookanis spoilers#rook x lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#spite dragon age#if you stand around and watch Lucanis while he's sitting on his little cot he ends up bobble heading like an overtired toddler#please guys he'd kiss Rook so passionately if he wasn't seeing like four of their faces overlapping at any given moment#the spirit is willing#guys this is a joke about lucanis being too tired to get it up#can ya'll be a little more chill and not get cranky in the replies about whether or not you think his writing was lackluster#because im too old for fandom wank and i WILL be starting to block people who are annoying me
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This is a cybertronian. He’s 2 hours old so we made him look like a child. A lil baby robot. All cute and basically just like a human kid. <- the thing I see everywhere
This is a cybertronian. He’s 2 hours old but he looks like a grown ass adult, strong just like an adult and can already transform into a jet even though he has just one brain cell and no fucking idea how to fly. <- the thing I desperately hope to read about one day even though I haven’t seen it to be properly explored even once
#it’s just mainly because of all the fics about Bluestreak#like yeah you can make him a baby I don’t mind#but wouldn’t it be so fun if he wasn’t tiny? Wouldn’t it be more fun if he was one minute old and already higher and stronger than Prowl?#please consider#this is so fun in my head#the closest to this I ever saw was Tailgate#Terrans from tfe look and sound like teenagers#with their big eyes and everything. I hope you know what I mean#give me a real child Cybertronian#who looks like and adult and sounds like an adult but the moment they start talking you slowly realise that OH this guy is a preschooler#lmao#maccadam#transformers
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for the marinacht truthers out there. can anybody hear me
#my art#splatoon#marinacht#turns out somebody isnt over their old crush after all. intuiging#marina ida#acht mizuta#turns out i gathered the motivation pretty quickly jfkvbjdh#also its my bday tomorrow so if you guys wanna send me marinacht art ill cry thank you#“marinacht art” does such a thing exist or have i not been looking hard enough??#surely im not pioneering this ship am I?....... please tell me im not
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