#please take an English class
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jcryptid · 9 months ago
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Honestly confused as fuck as to how the hell the goddamn terfs heard “gendering things ppl like is stupid let people define themselves and please just respect their pronouns ffs” and thought “ahh yes, finally someone who agrees that all trans ppl suck, I hope we can be friends”
girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is
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trendfag · 2 years ago
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its so weird how people will just pretend that everything marianne williamson has ever said is literal
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monards · 5 months ago
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"It's so rare for R to be in her right mind for a spell. Should she really be wasting the precious little lucid time she has writing this?" "Don't worry. For a witch, this is the most important thing."
you mean to be telling me that it's an explicit point that rhinedottir is rarely in the proper state to do spells and write things like this. and of all the choices she had not to. she chooses to write it and places importance (read. it's established as the MOST IMPORTANT THING too.) in spending said-precious-time to write something with her friends commemorating andersdotter. hoyo i need youto stare me in the eyes and real the implications of rhinedottir expending what the other's are describing as her "precious little lucid time" to commemorate and make an ode to her dead friend HOYOPLEAS
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collectoroflovelythings · 1 year ago
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a few years back I made a real or fake fantasy high plot point quiz and now that ive heard somethinge possibly even zanier i wanted to do another one for old times sake
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serendipity-by-chance · 10 months ago
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as someone who doesnt like nesta some of u are way too fucking harsh on her omg. ive been seeing posts all over for the past few days that were like “nesta never changed!” “what was the point of acosf?!” and i genuinely thought nesta remained horrible or sth but.
on fucking god some of u are dumb ass shit. nesta actually is better? her interactions with the nc is so much smoother and nicer. the one time we see them argue is the extra with bryce’s parents. and in that case BOTH rhys and nesta were valid? rhys was valid for being angry that nesta would give away the mask that could allow the asteri to enter their world. he has a family to protected. he literally sold himself to save his people? 50 years of SA?? so yeah his anger is VALID?
but at the same time nesta is valid too? here is a girl with whom she shared a few quiet GENUINE moments. a girl who was willing to give up her parents for a chance to save her world. nesta’s willingness to help bryce despite the consequences on herself shows her kindness. she was willing to brave the storm and anger to help a woman she could see in pain. she is also valid for not letting rhys bulldoze her over. if someone is screaming at u its obvious u will fight back.
on god some of u read too much into things that are like… nothing? u can dislike nesta and also admit that nesta’s character had growth lol. nesta was willing to help the nc with bryce. helped track her down and was bringing her back. was literally willing to kill her to protect her world and HER FAMILY.
please get some reading comprehension sjm stans❤️ her books arent that good for yall to act this stupid❤️
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edgebug · 5 months ago
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i really think that everyone should learn their region's sign language not only because it's a way to communicate with Deaf/hoh people and be a little more inclusive in your everyday life but also because frankly it's just cool and useful in a ton of situations. even if you just know a little, it can really come in clutch. cannot tell you how many times my wife and i or my mom and i have used it to either 1) talk shit or 2) talk in a quiet area like a library or theater
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shrews-studies · 3 months ago
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I might be getting a job!!! :D
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florasongs · 5 months ago
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please help my broke ass pass emissions
hello everyone, I am a college student & part-time pharmacy worker with an older SUV that desperately needs some basic work done before it will pass emissions (technically due in may, I have until the end of june to figure it out before I really need to worry about my expired stickers)
my truck is an 8-cylinder beast with at least one plug that needs replacing, but I'd prefer to do them all if possible, to keep from having to repeat this when the next one goes out. I think I'm confident enough to do the work myself, I just need the parts lol
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this is the least costly replacement that meets OEM standards. I need at least one (replacing position #5) but ideally a full set of 8, which would run just shy of $60 USD if I order them through this online seller, or about $90 if purchased at a local auto shop
in total I'm expecting about $140-160 worth of parts and equipment if I do the repairs myself! donations are welcome, but I am also happy to figure out commissioning info if anyone would like to buy digital or traditional art, textiles, crafts, writing, homework help, or other small goods and services!
vmo: @/duskingtide pp: @/calexico
dm for more sensitive info such as zelle if needed!
for your time here's a pic of my boy under a rainbow like god intended AND of course the requisite cat tax!
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suddenlymicah · 1 year ago
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dear all fanfiction writers,
different speaker, different paragraph. please. /lh and /srs.
signed, micah suddenlymicah
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graham--folger · 8 months ago
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*through gritted teeth* what the fuck do people want from a resume
#this semester i've had three different people look at my resume and all three of them were like contradicting whatever the other person said#one said add references. the other said don't add references. the other said no add them back in#one said add color. one said only do black & white. one said no you should have color#also in terms of content they all differed as well like. guys i just want to get this fucking internship so i can get out of here#i appreciate the feedback but i think it's made me more stressed in the long run#alex’s inane ramblings#plus just now finding out im gonna need to do a fucking seminar probably in addition to my internship unless i want to do 4 credits of#internship. i fucking hate seminars. and it's taught by my advisor who i like. but he knows how fucking quiet i am and calls me out on it o#the daily. which gets on my fucking nerves let me tell you#im the most non-english-major english major to ever exist#don't make me talk. please dear god don't make me talk#plus in this seminar we would be writing a 20 page paper. on american romance lit.#sorry dr. phillis but that sounds godawful#and if i decide to do the seminar it conflicts with another class i need to take so id have to talk to my graphic design advisor about maki#a substitution#hell on earth. why the fuck is graduating so goddamn hard#i don't have enough credits to be staying an extra semester so i have to get this all wrapped up by december#alright im gonna shut up now. college is hard guys
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magpieddd · 6 months ago
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you finally find a class in your exchange uni that is equivalent to one you have to take in your normal uni and then you find out THESE are the assessment methods jesus christ i want to die
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It’s not a problem if I can’t manage to find another equivalent class since my study plan is already fine as it is but sob, it would be a shame to take an english class during your erasmus since it’s an easy class(*)
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starscelly · 17 days ago
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being a slow reader is like wow. i should drop out of college and/or kill someone
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drivemysoul · 4 months ago
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there’s nothing more disappointing than seeing a post about enjoying problematic media and everyone in the notes is talking about miraculous ladybug or steven universe or heartstopper. i can’t do this anymore
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natjennie · 1 year ago
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i need professional websites to just come down off their fucking high horse for a second and speak to me like a person. "your associates degree of science in core curriculum with pathway courses related to" SHUT UP!!!! speak normal!!!!!!!! please just tell me what classes I'd need to take and how I do it for fucks sake.
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jewishrizahawkeye · 7 months ago
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something is not right about a 26 year old adult picking fights with 14 year olds and lying about people being racist and antisemitic and suicide bating because they rightfully called you out and you like the drama
#THIS ISN’T ABOUT SWIFTIES#kelly babels#not going to say who cause i have them blocked#but oh my god finding out what this person is saying about my friends/mutuals#anyway on the off chance that person finds me#hi! the fact that you’re nearing 30 and are so knee deep in drama cause you love it#and posting genuinely idiotic and wrong comments about your fav and others is genuinely awful#your tales are worse then the guy in my comic books class who said the jewish coded characters were german and were being discriminated#against for starting ww2#you’re dumber than kaylors who still believe taylor swift is in a lavender marriage with karlie kloss#you’re genuinely one of the dumbest people i’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing your comments#and please note: i graduated with a degree in english literature and didn’t semesters full of classes listening to men give awful opinions#i’ve read a creative writing piece about a man’s penis getting so big he has to be wheeled around in wheelchair#i have been a fucking swiftie since i was 13 and fought directioners and was in the trenches of 2016#i have been to hell in back and have seen every awful take possibly imagined on literature#and i’m here to tell you that you’re takes on your fav and the source material are worse then all of that#congratulations! you’re a fucking idiot and have been hyper fixated on this series longer than me and i know more than you#i honestly just feel bad for you :( to like such a complicated and well written character but unable to understand him at a base level#save
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fagrackham · 9 months ago
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I WANT TO DROP OUT :(
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