#please take an English class
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Honestly confused as fuck as to how the hell the goddamn terfs heard “gendering things ppl like is stupid let people define themselves and please just respect their pronouns ffs” and thought “ahh yes, finally someone who agrees that all trans ppl suck, I hope we can be friends”
girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is
#honestly mind boggling to me#feel like they just read the original post#and immediately just scrambled to invent this shining portrait of an asshole#which considering that red just casually wrote in the best goddamn trans rep I’ve ever seen into her comic#is justifiably batshit insane#like I get it?#they’re that desperate#but oh my god dude#please take an English class#anyway#gendering things is stupid#let ppl define themselves#don’t be an asshole about pronouns#even if you think you’re being supportive or whatever by stocking labels on ppl#it’s their business bucko#and the concept of gender itself#especially in how it is defined in one’s self#is always up the individual#I can’t believe “respect ppl is still a fucking hot take but here we fucking are
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its so weird how people will just pretend that everything marianne williamson has ever said is literal
#like do you actually think she believes that the power of love can dissolve fat cells or do you think maybe its a metaphor for how once you#love yourself you learn not to hate your body and the fat cells that youve been agonizing over for years become something you dont think#about or at least something you dont think negatively about#please take an english class
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"It's so rare for R to be in her right mind for a spell. Should she really be wasting the precious little lucid time she has writing this?" "Don't worry. For a witch, this is the most important thing."
you mean to be telling me that it's an explicit point that rhinedottir is rarely in the proper state to do spells and write things like this. and of all the choices she had not to. she chooses to write it and places importance (read. it's established as the MOST IMPORTANT THING too.) in spending said-precious-time to write something with her friends commemorating andersdotter. hoyo i need youto stare me in the eyes and real the implications of rhinedottir expending what the other's are describing as her "precious little lucid time" to commemorate and make an ode to her dead friend HOYOPLEAS
#i need everyone who characterizes her as a pure evil being and whatever to shutup so bad rn.DO YOU READ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that was mean. i dont mean that.#more so:#LOOK AT HOW SHE'S BEING BUILT AS COMPLEX#she's done horrible things but. so have so many other people?? and i never see THEM characterized as only their sins#albedos one line#'human beings are defined by their flaws'#(or something to that affect)#has NEVER been more true#youguys did you take a 6th grade english class. You can be honest#how are you gonna look at this woman whose been explicitly built with nuance#as a person both sinful and good. but defined almost explictly by said sins purely for the fact she's human and against what's 'good'#AND THEN GO AND SAY SHE'S ONLY EVIL????????????????#ARE WE PLAYING THE SAME GAME/?????????????????#look at the distinction between the hexenteaser and alice's impression. read the blossoming starlight description.#try reading albedo's character stories with the slightest hint of media comprehension#THE ENTIRE POINTOF HER CHARACTER IS. SIMPLIFIED AND SHOWED THROUGH ALBEDOS STUPID LINE ABOUT HUMANS#PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#anyways ifyou want to see some of the msot accurate interpretations of her i've ever seen pls go read reverie or nutmeg's fics💜💜#ok im done with all of that. thanks for coming to my ted talk#crepe rants#rhine#rhinedottir#genshin leaks
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a few years back I made a real or fake fantasy high plot point quiz and now that ive heard somethinge possibly even zanier i wanted to do another one for old times sake
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#des says things#actual fans please spread this to non fans i dont just want this to be like native english speakers taking an esl class#corrected a minor mistake
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as someone who doesnt like nesta some of u are way too fucking harsh on her omg. ive been seeing posts all over for the past few days that were like “nesta never changed!” “what was the point of acosf?!” and i genuinely thought nesta remained horrible or sth but.
on fucking god some of u are dumb ass shit. nesta actually is better? her interactions with the nc is so much smoother and nicer. the one time we see them argue is the extra with bryce’s parents. and in that case BOTH rhys and nesta were valid? rhys was valid for being angry that nesta would give away the mask that could allow the asteri to enter their world. he has a family to protected. he literally sold himself to save his people? 50 years of SA?? so yeah his anger is VALID?
but at the same time nesta is valid too? here is a girl with whom she shared a few quiet GENUINE moments. a girl who was willing to give up her parents for a chance to save her world. nesta’s willingness to help bryce despite the consequences on herself shows her kindness. she was willing to brave the storm and anger to help a woman she could see in pain. she is also valid for not letting rhys bulldoze her over. if someone is screaming at u its obvious u will fight back.
on god some of u read too much into things that are like… nothing? u can dislike nesta and also admit that nesta’s character had growth lol. nesta was willing to help the nc with bryce. helped track her down and was bringing her back. was literally willing to kill her to protect her world and HER FAMILY.
please get some reading comprehension sjm stans❤️ her books arent that good for yall to act this stupid❤️
#nesta archeron#rhysand#hofas#istg yall are fuckass dumb#please use that brain of yours#or go back to hs and take english classes again#not a hate post
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i really think that everyone should learn their region's sign language not only because it's a way to communicate with Deaf/hoh people and be a little more inclusive in your everyday life but also because frankly it's just cool and useful in a ton of situations. even if you just know a little, it can really come in clutch. cannot tell you how many times my wife and i or my mom and i have used it to either 1) talk shit or 2) talk in a quiet area like a library or theater
#I really only know enough ASL to get me in trouble#im conversational if i say 'please slow down im sorry im hearing and stupid'#i oughta take another asl class i only took two semesters years ago#my grammar sucks shit! I end up doing a lot of like. pidgin sign english#I incorporate asl grammar as best as i know how but. Unfortunately i know enough to know i suck#I ought to study some more on my own even if I can't take a class! that would be fun#hmmm !!!!
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I might be getting a job!!! :D
#English teaching at a fancy language school#the only con of the whole thing is that they expect me to Present Conservatively#bc the students are all adults and they might already not take someone seriously who is 22 but looks 16#the issue with Presenting Conservatively is that I'm the faggiest tranny creature on the face of earth#and I have piercings that I'd rather not say goodbye to 😔#I don't pass yet but I also no longer pass as a woman so we shall see how it goes#I had the (successful) interview today but I have an in-person meeting tomorrow where I'll watch a few of their classes#to see if they like my vibe and I like their vibe#so please wish me luck I really need this job fhsjfhkshdjd#personal
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please help my broke ass pass emissions
hello everyone, I am a college student & part-time pharmacy worker with an older SUV that desperately needs some basic work done before it will pass emissions (technically due in may, I have until the end of june to figure it out before I really need to worry about my expired stickers)
my truck is an 8-cylinder beast with at least one plug that needs replacing, but I'd prefer to do them all if possible, to keep from having to repeat this when the next one goes out. I think I'm confident enough to do the work myself, I just need the parts lol
this is the least costly replacement that meets OEM standards. I need at least one (replacing position #5) but ideally a full set of 8, which would run just shy of $60 USD if I order them through this online seller, or about $90 if purchased at a local auto shop
in total I'm expecting about $140-160 worth of parts and equipment if I do the repairs myself! donations are welcome, but I am also happy to figure out commissioning info if anyone would like to buy digital or traditional art, textiles, crafts, writing, homework help, or other small goods and services!
vmo: @/duskingtide pp: @/calexico
dm for more sensitive info such as zelle if needed!
for your time here's a pic of my boy under a rainbow like god intended AND of course the requisite cat tax!
#text#you know the drill please consider reblogging!#if you're taking summer classes in chemistry math english or other college/hs subjects I am happy to tutor/help with classwork!#I'm pretty flexible I can do a lot of stuff if you want something in return :)
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dear all fanfiction writers,
different speaker, different paragraph. please. /lh and /srs.
signed, micah suddenlymicah
#different speaker different paragraph is important#please take a 5th grade english class#fanfic writing#ao3#wattpad#fanfiction.net#ff.net#livejournal#fanfiction#fanfic#any other fanfic sites i should tag???#idk
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*through gritted teeth* what the fuck do people want from a resume
#this semester i've had three different people look at my resume and all three of them were like contradicting whatever the other person said#one said add references. the other said don't add references. the other said no add them back in#one said add color. one said only do black & white. one said no you should have color#also in terms of content they all differed as well like. guys i just want to get this fucking internship so i can get out of here#i appreciate the feedback but i think it's made me more stressed in the long run#alex’s inane ramblings#plus just now finding out im gonna need to do a fucking seminar probably in addition to my internship unless i want to do 4 credits of#internship. i fucking hate seminars. and it's taught by my advisor who i like. but he knows how fucking quiet i am and calls me out on it o#the daily. which gets on my fucking nerves let me tell you#im the most non-english-major english major to ever exist#don't make me talk. please dear god don't make me talk#plus in this seminar we would be writing a 20 page paper. on american romance lit.#sorry dr. phillis but that sounds godawful#and if i decide to do the seminar it conflicts with another class i need to take so id have to talk to my graphic design advisor about maki#a substitution#hell on earth. why the fuck is graduating so goddamn hard#i don't have enough credits to be staying an extra semester so i have to get this all wrapped up by december#alright im gonna shut up now. college is hard guys
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you finally find a class in your exchange uni that is equivalent to one you have to take in your normal uni and then you find out THESE are the assessment methods jesus christ i want to die
It’s not a problem if I can’t manage to find another equivalent class since my study plan is already fine as it is but sob, it would be a shame to take an english class during your erasmus since it’s an easy class(*)
#grimm official speaks#(*) it’s obligatory to take an english class in your second year of my degree it’s not like i WANT to take it#I already have a B2 certificate just let me skip it ahah. You’re so sexyyyy#AND if I don’t have the english class i can swap it with a class i’d have to take in my third year#so my third year would be incredibly lighter since i’m already taking a third year class in my second year#Please masarykova you’re so cool. So sexy. Let me find another equivalent class I’ll suck you off PLEASE
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being a slow reader is like wow. i should drop out of college and/or kill someone
#30 page reading taking me over 2hrs at this point like i need to be killed !!!!!!!!#i do not want to be an english teacher why are you doing this to me!!! this could be a video please i cant do this anymore#i think reading is fundamental or whatever obviously but i have other classes and i cant do anymore of this reading like im gonna fucking#ugh#yap yap yapping
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there’s nothing more disappointing than seeing a post about enjoying problematic media and everyone in the notes is talking about miraculous ladybug or steven universe or heartstopper. i can’t do this anymore
#taylor.txt#i saw someone say that hunger games is problematic because it’s classist that’s the fucking point please take a middle school english class
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i need professional websites to just come down off their fucking high horse for a second and speak to me like a person. "your associates degree of science in core curriculum with pathway courses related to" SHUT UP!!!! speak normal!!!!!!!! please just tell me what classes I'd need to take and how I do it for fucks sake.
#im trying to figure out the least painful way i can get a degree in something. anything.#just make it easy and not make me want to kms#it looks like this school has a general studies associates degree?#which sounds like you just do the core curriculum and then like. a bunch of electives of whatever you want.#and then you get a degree?? but idk bc of all the bs language#i want to email someone like 'please tell me in normal person english ffs can i just take some classes of whatever and get a degree?'#'is that what this is'#dont tell me about capstones or senior theses. im gonna punch my computer#someone just tell me what to do to make it easy
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something is not right about a 26 year old adult picking fights with 14 year olds and lying about people being racist and antisemitic and suicide bating because they rightfully called you out and you like the drama
#THIS ISN’T ABOUT SWIFTIES#kelly babels#not going to say who cause i have them blocked#but oh my god finding out what this person is saying about my friends/mutuals#anyway on the off chance that person finds me#hi! the fact that you’re nearing 30 and are so knee deep in drama cause you love it#and posting genuinely idiotic and wrong comments about your fav and others is genuinely awful#your tales are worse then the guy in my comic books class who said the jewish coded characters were german and were being discriminated#against for starting ww2#you’re dumber than kaylors who still believe taylor swift is in a lavender marriage with karlie kloss#you’re genuinely one of the dumbest people i’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing your comments#and please note: i graduated with a degree in english literature and didn’t semesters full of classes listening to men give awful opinions#i’ve read a creative writing piece about a man’s penis getting so big he has to be wheeled around in wheelchair#i have been a fucking swiftie since i was 13 and fought directioners and was in the trenches of 2016#i have been to hell in back and have seen every awful take possibly imagined on literature#and i’m here to tell you that you’re takes on your fav and the source material are worse then all of that#congratulations! you’re a fucking idiot and have been hyper fixated on this series longer than me and i know more than you#i honestly just feel bad for you :( to like such a complicated and well written character but unable to understand him at a base level#save
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I WANT TO DROP OUT :(
#im just bored. and i feel like my being here is a waste anyway since i barely do the homework except for reading the novels we’re doing in#my modernism class. aside fromt#from that i dont do a whole lot but also like i have nothing better to do. it WOULD be nice to have a degree but like. in fuckijg ENGLISH?#like hi employers i really like to read can i have 401k matching please#idk. at the very least maybe i should take a semester or two off. but also my dear pal from my old school who transferred w me is thinking#the same thing. and i dont want my parents to think im like doing it bc of them#and its a weird mix of like college is hard for a lot of people but we all do it and part of me feels like olivia jade where its like whats#the point of my being her besides saying that im here. you know.#UGH.
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