#please shoot me

[anxiousartist101]

Utterly destroyed my wrist and for what? A mere sketch? Not even the final product 😔 brb guys I’m gonna go jump off a building and land on my hand maybe that’ll fix my carpel tunnel

[saetoru]

I KNEW HE WAS LOVED BY THE CHILDREN

[stormywinter42]

Yayyy I love cognitive dissonance!!!!

[1dumbfox]

hawks sneezing be like: hawkCHOO ugh..

[atlaseclectic]

guys it got worse

[somethinsw2ird]

Eva, drawn on notes 🤪

[c0b0k]

[freshpickle]

I'm fucking falling apart over here

[munsonsgirl71]

I have literally had the worst fucking day and I am TRULY about to fucking explode.

[mothballv]

Me, coming out of my cage after someone asked me how I've been doing: "Just fine"

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.

like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍

[floraisunwell]

Emily this Emily that...okay but let's look at my wife of multiple years Elle Greenway cause 7 year old me saw that blowout from the kitchen table while eating cereals and was over the moooooonnnnnn

[c-nan]

shaverne is my least angsty ship, they’re literally like personified cotton candy to me. that being said however, good luck babe could definitely be about them

[alexiostheweirdovampire]

i just sent the riskiest note of my life to him please someone shoot me in the back of the head omfg

[ryousuke76592]

Your lip quivered as you looked Harry Styles in the eyes, "y-y-you're gonna b-buy m-e???" Your knees are weak and your palms are sweaty. Harry Styles grabs your small soft face and whispers into your ear, "I'm in the mafia too" your entire body quivers along with your lip, you've never been more quivery in your entire life.

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[satanisforlovers]

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