#please shoot me
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anxiousartist101 · 9 months ago
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Utterly destroyed my wrist and for what? A mere sketch? Not even the final product 😔 brb guys I’m gonna go jump off a building and land on my hand maybe that’ll fix my carpel tunnel
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ofironandivory · 26 days ago
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I'm not smart enough for this many fucking people to be so much dumber than me...
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saetoru · 2 years ago
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I KNEW HE WAS LOVED BY THE CHILDREN
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stormywinter42 · 2 months ago
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Yayyy I love cognitive dissonance!!!!
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floraisunwell · 2 months ago
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Emily this Emily that...okay but let's look at my wife of multiple years Elle Greenaway cause 7 year old me saw that blowout from the kitchen table while eating cereals and was over the moooooonnnnnn
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1dumbfox · 5 months ago
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hawks sneezing be like: hawkCHOO ugh..
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whitenoise-telepath · 4 months ago
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guys it got worse
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somethinsw2ird · 1 year ago
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Eva, drawn on notes 🤪
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freshpickle · 1 year ago
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I'm fucking falling apart over here
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munsonsgirl71 · 2 years ago
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I have literally had the worst fucking day and I am TRULY about to fucking explode.
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iclimbtreestofeelalive · 2 months ago
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hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.
like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍
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mangoisamonster · 8 days ago
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I feel a deep form of guilt, I let a monster form in the heart of a child, crawl into the hole craved by loneliness and make its home. Now that monster controls the strings, the deep ache of jealousy; whether it’s lovers or friends, jealous is my vice.
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nosyp · 20 days ago
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Work Tracker
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A/N = Figured this would be good for me to keep track of ongoing series n stuff... and also to know how far I am with things :)
Last edited = 11/2/25
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Series
Crowned by Desire - Greek Gods x reader
3/? chapters
Chapter 4 - 0 words
Unwilling Devotion - Avengers x reader
2/? chapters
Chapter 3 - 20 words
Between Filth and Stars
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Prologue - 0 words
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Fics
Roommates with a Twist - Michael Afton x reader
Nothing yet....
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Requests
Current amount = 4
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companionwolf · 2 months ago
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and just look at you.
you can do all they couldn't do.
...so now it's up to you,
for all of us.
now it's up to you.
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insanebotv21 · 2 months ago
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Flirting with an aromantic is such a uniquely one-sided experience. It's like trying to use sign language to communicate with a blind person but in my case it's somehow worse because I don't actually know sign language so anyone who looked just saw me pantomiming to some blind dude. And the blind dude can't just tell you he doesn't understand because he CAN'T EVEN SEE how bad your communication is. Like.... at least with an ace they can tell you you're making a fool out of yourself before you're a week deep into their dms trying to recommend Izumi Sena Love Stage to someone who DOESNT EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF ROMANTIC ATTRACTION and it's just UAFaeilALVEA. I can't even comprehend not internally fangirling whenever someone you're dating calls you cute. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW they only view being called cute the same way you do when a friend says you look nice. I.... just.... Logically, I understand. Emotionally, i feel betrayed by the very concept. Socially? I'm inept.
It's not like I'm not fine with aromantics. Friendship is the important part anyways. The logical part of my brain is just sitting there going "This is fine. That makes sense. They just want friendship and maybe sex. That's a perfectly valid way to live life". Meanwhile the emotional half is just sitting there screaming and crying incoherently, and i can't really do anything about that.
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c-nan · 7 months ago
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shaverne is my least angsty ship, they’re literally like personified cotton candy to me. that being said however, good luck babe could definitely be about them
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