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Utterly destroyed my wrist and for what? A mere sketch? Not even the final product 😔 brb guys I’m gonna go jump off a building and land on my hand maybe that’ll fix my carpel tunnel
#Please shoot me#art#artwork#traditional art#fan art#critical role#mollymauk tealeaf#cr mollymauk#mollymauk fanart#critical role mollymauk#mighty nein#the mighty nein#cr m9#m9#critical role fanart#dnd art#dnd#dnd charcter art#dnd character#tiefling#colored pencil art#pencil#pencil sketch#colored pencil#sketchbook#sketches#sketch#dnd bloodhunter#my art
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I'm not smart enough for this many fucking people to be so much dumber than me...
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I KNEW HE WAS LOVED BY THE CHILDREN
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#genshin spoilers#genshin leaks#we all knew he had a soft spot for them w the keychains but#HE GIVES THEM ART LESSONS#PLEASE SHOOT ME#he passes by while they play and they#run up to him like#hi kaveh !!!!#and he’s all blushy smiles and chuckles as he pats their heads#tells them to be home before it’s dark and to not stray too far from the city while they play or the fungi will get them#HES SOOOOOOOO CUTE AND SWEET IM SO SICK AND DOWN BAD
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Yayyy I love cognitive dissonance!!!!
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Emily this Emily that...okay but let's look at my wife of multiple years Elle Greenaway cause 7 year old me saw that blowout from the kitchen table while eating cereals and was over the moooooonnnnnn
#does this sound like I have a hair fetish?#hopefully not.#I'm not weird I just love her#I swear I'm normal#Elle come wreck my world#You can shoot me next#Please shoot me
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hawks sneezing be like: hawkCHOO ugh..
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guys it got worse
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#please shoot me#mango bill#im calling them mangomix cause mango bill and mine who i have been calling mixie cause hes a mix of how i drew bill throughout the years#mangomix
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I'm fucking falling apart over here
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I have literally had the worst fucking day and I am TRULY about to fucking explode.
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hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.
like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍
#jury nullification#ceo shooting#united healthcare#and also like. can we all please be careful on the internet#'i want this person to die' <- not a crime#'i hope this person dies' <- not a crime#'i am going to kill this person' <- now youve made a threat that can be investigated#idk call me paranoid. i just want everybody to be safe. except ceos of insurance companies
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I feel a deep form of guilt, I let a monster form in the heart of a child, crawl into the hole craved by loneliness and make its home. Now that monster controls the strings, the deep ache of jealousy; whether it’s lovers or friends, jealous is my vice.
#mango experiences#mango is a man hater#🥭#chappell roan#I will never be able to causal and I am the farthest thing from nonchalant#please shoot me#inner child#quotes#writing#I clearly don’t respect myself#quote#mental health#adhd
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A/N = Figured this would be good for me to keep track of ongoing series n stuff... and also to know how far I am with things :)
Last edited = 11/2/25
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Crowned by Desire - Greek Gods x reader
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Unwilling Devotion - Avengers x reader
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Between Filth and Stars
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Roommates with a Twist - Michael Afton x reader
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and just look at you.
you can do all they couldn't do.
...so now it's up to you,
for all of us.
now it's up to you.
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Flirting with an aromantic is such a uniquely one-sided experience. It's like trying to use sign language to communicate with a blind person but in my case it's somehow worse because I don't actually know sign language so anyone who looked just saw me pantomiming to some blind dude. And the blind dude can't just tell you he doesn't understand because he CAN'T EVEN SEE how bad your communication is. Like.... at least with an ace they can tell you you're making a fool out of yourself before you're a week deep into their dms trying to recommend Izumi Sena Love Stage to someone who DOESNT EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF ROMANTIC ATTRACTION and it's just UAFaeilALVEA. I can't even comprehend not internally fangirling whenever someone you're dating calls you cute. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW they only view being called cute the same way you do when a friend says you look nice. I.... just.... Logically, I understand. Emotionally, i feel betrayed by the very concept. Socially? I'm inept.
It's not like I'm not fine with aromantics. Friendship is the important part anyways. The logical part of my brain is just sitting there going "This is fine. That makes sense. They just want friendship and maybe sex. That's a perfectly valid way to live life". Meanwhile the emotional half is just sitting there screaming and crying incoherently, and i can't really do anything about that.
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shaverne is my least angsty ship, they’re literally like personified cotton candy to me. that being said however, good luck babe could definitely be about them
#and i just might cry thinking about it#comp het shirley is Real. her waking up head in hands bc she’s nothing more than walters wife#like !#please shoot me#shaverne#laverne and shirley#the roles can also very much be reversed#i can’t word right now but god the vibes are there
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