#please send more requests if you want!!

[sleeeepy-demon]

Does askingfor melo in a maid dress count? Is that allowed? If not astarion’s fine too :3

IT COUNTS IT COUNTS SO MUCH. IN FACT. MORE OF THIS. I made Astarion too anyway obviously. the evil idea was in my brain. I think he'd like to wear either a really modest one or a really, well, not modest one.

extra Maidlodic Black Metal under the cut lol.

swag

[ohno-wallace]

Oh they think they’re so slick, sneaking around the palace walls like that.

[avoidcrowdraws]

can you draw a Worked Up, Stressed Laios and domchuck who helps him calm down. blissed out comfy laios getting pets and comforting and pleased chilchuck?

Poor boy had such a rough time, better spoil him a little

[theyoungeragrippina]

15 more gentlebeard fic recs!

that i have lovingly hunter/gathered for you all. may they act as sustenance for u in this drought.

they are all complete, do not feature any ongoing steddyhands, and are above 20k words.

peruse part 1 and part 2 at your leisure if you want to compare our tastes/devour more fine literature, or check out my masterlist as an ao3 collection.

happy reading!

it's what isn't in the name by @tciddaemina

41k, mature

"The first thing they see - apart from Captain Bonnet himself, all silked up and frilly and I sight in his own right - is the cat sitting primly by his ankles."

writing is top quality, the depth of understanding the author has for every character is unmatched. i have never felt so gutted to know a writer hasn't written anything else for ofmd.

clarity by @kat0nline

44k, explicit

"After an accident upends Stede and Ed's fragile new relationship, Ed fights to bring Stede back."

amnesia/memory loss fic done justice. mary continues to be the best and i love her. only note i wrote after i finished was 'screaming crying throwing up i love you author'.

you are at the top of my lungs by @ratchet

55k, explicit

"Ed has a simple life. He has a self-built, off grid, mostly self-sustaining house tucked away in the middle of a forest... the appearance of an incredibly nosy, incredibly handsome stranger three weekends in a row has him questioning every self-imposed rule he's ever set himself."

this is really a story about healing and hope and grief and love. one of my most favourite eds. this author makes me want to change my whole life, and in this case become an off grid chicken owner that grows food and has gay christmas dinners.

seven point three miles, also by @ratchet

20k (technically just under but it gets a pass because everyone should read it rn), teen and up

"Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped."

when will this author receive their nobel prize in literature. i want to be a fire lookout now. i also want to scream and cry and maybe stare at the ceiling for five hours to process this fic. there is a reason everyone loves this fic.

fine dining by wishingonalightningbolt and sugarybowl

37k, explicit

"Edward Teach is one of the most famous chefs in the world, working under the handle Chef Blackbeard. Not one to be tied down, he does random pop-ups in all types of kitchens, and for the absurdly wealthy, he caters special events. Stede Bonnet wants to throw the best engagement party ever for his ex-wife and best friend, Mary. His assistant recommends the extravagant work of Chef Blackbeard."

my notes just say: 'ed is a chef and stede is a cute guy and they are cute together' and i think that is a pretty good summary tbh.

Old Bae Season by nomadsland

57k, explicit

"Ed picks Stede up at a bar for what ought to be a one-night stand, but it turns out they're attending the same academic conference the next day."

they are scientists and stede experiences self discovery. crab door knockers as a symbol of love. i love this fic because it made me smile so much (and want to get my life together, weirdly).

Vitalis by jfc_anna

29k, explicit

"Crown Prince Stede Bonnet. Reserved, anxious, and newly arranged to be married. A child is expected. Though, with the Prince’s lack of experience, is also highly unlikely. There are murmurs of an educator of sorts amongst the nobility, with raven hair and eyes like fire, who has been the cure of impotence and disagreeable attitudes. He has been called many names, whispered behind hands or between cracks in doors. Siren. Kraken. Devourer of Love."

short and sweet and so different from most other things i've read in this fandom. lots of flirting and pining and copious amounts of seduction.

all that might happen is here somehow by @sungmee

27k, teen

"Stede gets caught in a time loop at the moment where Badminton tries to shoot him."

i put off reading this because i thought i wasn't super keen on time loop fics. i was wrong. this is charming, and a little bit heartbreaking, and VERY well written, and i loved every word. don't make my mistakes. read this rn.

turn on the light by smallestchurch

55k, explicit

"Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness. And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick."

smiling through my tears rn. i was so absorbed that the end of the fic came up on me like a jumpscare. stede and ed continue to be posterboys for maladaptive coping mechanisms. books & cocktails & outrageous flirting.

our tesco means death by @stedesparasol

21k, general

"Determined to prove he can earn a living without his family's wealth, Stede applies for a job at the UK's biggest retailer (probably). Hmm, I wonder who his supervisor will be... surely not a handsome bearded man sick of the retail grind until Stede joins his workplace and makes things interesting..."

so unserious and so funny. fuckin' brilliant. made me genuinely laugh out loud so much that my dad asked if i was okay.

Queen Anne’s Renovations and Remodelling by bythedamned

32k, mature

"Ed didn't know why Stede’s house had a room sealed off. Two decades gone, filled with the creation and destruction of things they'd never shared with each other, and Ed no longer had reading privileges to the Book of Stede. So he's left to wonder - what's in the room? Why is the door plastered over? And why does Ed remember kissing Stede on a make-believe ship they’d invented as kids?"

thank u sm to @okayestokapi for the rec!! i love the sort of magical-mystery vibe this carries the whole way through & the conclusion was so charming and clever. heaps of fun.

help me to find peace (tell me you're okay) by @percyjacksonfan3

38k, general

"Stede and the crew come to find Ed and make things right. Turns out Ed is doing the same".

i am simply a sucker for a good post s1 reunion fic, and this is up there with the best. it flows really well, the characterisation is so good, and it felt like such a natural continuation of the s1 story and character arcs!!

Invisible String by @dimplyowl

48k, mature

"Scourge of the Caribbean" has been Stede's favorite book series since he was 12 years old. Now, age 47, divorced, and an aspiring author, he turns back to the series to draw inspiration from the familiar story. But as he starts reading, he realizes that something is different. Blackbeard, the main character, is apathetic and depressed, and the story has changed. Even stranger still, Stede seems to be the only one aware that this change has occurred."

more magic realism!!!!! this is so much fun and such a clever idea (plus such clever execution)! lots of flirting and stede being flustered and cute dates.

The Lion, the Witch and the Auxiliary Wardrobe by @xoxoemynn

21k, explicit

"Edward "Blackbeard" Teach's foolproof strategy to get over devastating heartbreak: 1) bring a witch aboard the ship 2) get trapped in an auxiliary wardrobe with the man who broke your heart 3) well, you'll have to read to find out."

in this house we read everything em writes because it is all brilliant and hilarious, and this is no different. its silly and fun and still tender and sweet, and ed & stede get to be just as embarrassing as they deserve (also there is a currently updating work by the same author u should look at too - take it as an unofficial rec).

Due North by surprise pink (+ gorgeously illustrated by @sungmee who appeared earlier on this list!!!!!!)

28k, mature

"Burnt out from his corporate job and his miserable marriage, Stede takes a seaside vacation where he meets Ed, an artist who takes inspiration from strange dreams that feel like memories. A museum exhibit about Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate brings them together, but it doesn't feel like the first time they've met."

had me googling 'pirate museums near me???' urgently at 1am. romeo & juliet meeting through a fishtank/starcrossed lovers vibes. absolute oodles of pining. a joy of a time to read.

[peacevillespinkstar]

I made a logo for Peaceville’s Pink Star !

[shapesintheklouds]

I don't wanna go to work. (Image description: A anthropomorphic cat woman lays on the floor in a shirt, socks, and shorts. She looks tired while saying "It's a lay on the floor kinda day".)

[head---ache]

I feel like i do have to say, btw, that I'm not actually taking requests at the moment. I say this because I've been getting a few more requests these past few days, and some people are sending them more than once after I ignored their first ask, which is really not pleasant. I'm not mad at anyone!!!! I kind of understand the confusion since I did take a rather big batch of requests the other day and I've been answering some asks with drawings, but those are isolated instances and do not give you permission to harass me trying to get me to draw whatever you want.

If you want a drawing from me then you'll just have to wait until I specifically ask for requests, and if even then I don't take your request, well that's too bad, but I don't owe you any art, sooooo yea

[grumbokissing]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: HC Rating: Explicit Relationships: Grumbo Characters: Grian, Mumbo, various other hermits not mentioned by name Additional Tags: Trans Male Grian, Trans Grian, Top Grian, Bottom Mumbo Jumbo, Mumbo Jumbo-centric, submissive mumbo jumbo, Dominant Grian, Pegging, Strap-Ons, Love Confessions, friends with benefits turned lovers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex

Grian wants to treat Mumbo to a very special evening of switching roles, little does he know that Mumbo's in love with him.

[sunflowerwinds]

all my ellie fiends, i need some requests because my brain is absolutely empty.

i will write mostly ANYTHING about her.

[ssa-sapphic]

Emily Prentiss // Autumn Music Boards - [sound on]

[birlwrites]

reading comprehension😔

[fragrantpines]

“A story? Oh my, I haven't done one of those in a while. Shall we take a peek at the options we have on hand?”

Opening prompt requests for a limited time only! (closed!)

What to do: Send me a character from the tale of food + which prompt you would like to use from this list (Tea Prompts List)

E.g: “Hello, I would like Drunken Chicken with the prompt Green Tea.”

Additional info: None so far, go wild and request to your heart's content 💕

“Hm~ What a lovely tea time this was. I enjoyed it thoroughly, did you? Oh, don't answer me now, tell me when we meet again!”

“Whether it be over another cup of tea, under a galaxy of stars or through a garden of roses... the stories will always be here, waiting for you to remember them. So don't keep "them" waiting too long, young master. Until we meet again~”

[b1mbodoll]

update : requests and thirsts r closed pls do not submit any from now on until i open them again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i get more robotic ass requests with no decency im turning asks off :] sorry i really dont want to esp bc i love interacting with my followers and anons but its just so tiring bc no one even makes an effort to read my rules :( and they just continue sending requests and stuff and its somewhat frustrating bc a lot of them r just very dry and its like… if ur not making an effort to treat writers with respect why should they put forth effort to write what you want when you want!!!!! grrrr

[ace-and-slutty]

Okay just case in anyone's interested, here's a running list of my lingerie (both here and at home). If you want pics in any particular set or combination, please just let me know! I've got links for anything I've posted pics in.

Free People Miss Dazie Green Bralette (shown here)

Black Slip Dress (shown here)

Green Lace Teddy (shown here, in nyc)

Mesh Pearl Body Suit (shown here)

Torrid Strappy Panties (shown here)

Coquette Harness cage bra and tulle skirt

Boughie Curves Sheer Black Robe (shown here and here)

White and Purple Embroidered Floral Bra (shown here) and Matching Thong (in nyc)

Black and Red Teddy (in nyc)

Blue Floral Embroidered Bralette

Butterfly Thong (shown here)

Torrid High Waisted Lace Panties (shown here)

Harness Bras (shown here)

Harness Bodysuit

Embroidered Rose Bralette

VS Mint Lace Panties (shown here, in nyc)

Black, Green and Gold Embroidered Floral Bodysuit

Fishnets (shown here)

Black Lace Bralette and mini skirt (in nyc)

Mini mesh skirt

Long White Slip skirt

Black Bodysuit with lace trim

Black Harness with gold chains

Cacique purple and black bra and panties

Victoria's Secret silver bralette and panties

Cacique iridescent and black panties

Moth bralette top

Long Black Robe with lace trim (in nyc)

Charmain Corset (shown here)

Blue tulle robe (in nyc)

Fashion Nova Mesh Ruffle pants

Harness Cage Bra with Feathers (in nyc)

Thigh Highs with lace (black and white)

Maid outfit

Cat Ears (black and white)

Tma panties (long story)

Mesh eyeball bralettes (ditto. In nyc)

Leather Fenty Boxers

Cacique Black baby doll doll with rainbow lace

H&M sheer black babydoll with iridescent trim

Shein White Front Closure Bralette

Shein Cream Button Down Slip

Shein White Tie Front Slip

Shein Pink Satiny Lettuce Trim Strapless bra and panties (shown here)

Savage X Fenty Cream Iridescent Lace Bralette and Skirt

CantiqLA Green Livi Thong

Front Closure Grey Babydoll

White Victoria's Secret Robe

Torrid Black Lace Lace-up Panties

Shein Ditzy Floral Blue Set

Sugar Pony Love Child Boudoir Set (shown here and here)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

kompenscovery was such a blessed secret entrance to a Whole Deal (winnie n tay. & i guess billions) when like. having the most specific, correct opinions, and being me, = the ideal is [nobody else try to talk to me about winston billions] and that’s just where we’re at. this is an exclusive experience

[lordrandreaming]

More Messmer mpreg pwetty pwease 👉👈

Oh absolutely anon!! ❤💛💚💙💜 More is coming! I have so much I want to do, I'm juggling between writing and drawing it!

If you have a certain drawing or scene of Messmer Mpreg please, feel free to send it in over anon or snag me in dms! I don't bite and I'd love to hear them! 😚💙🔥🔥