#please please pleaaaaase

[rabctrl]

oh my sweet sweet loverboy

[pamsdrabbles]

Was trying to figure out how to draw @bethfuller's Teddy but I got distracted by a beautiful woman

[justfranzz]

I'm gonna say it. I think I'm pretty enough to be Spiderman

[roguish-rhubarb]

Pleasssse… Francis pull through

[lambpaca]

WHY IS IT 70 DEGREES IN OCTOBER

(This was a commission for @shadowxamyweek , inspired by @captainmolasses 's Amy design and Duane Bryer's Hilda pinups. This was a lot of fun to do, even if i forgort to shade the rope two days in a row)

[spideysatan]

i love how some people are like "we dont need to be spoonfed all information" "we can read between the lines" babe yall can barely understand the friends to lovers trope

[piltoverfinest]

excuse me did you have to make my heart ache on a normal saturday morning like this? i am shook. this is so incredibly perfect.

singularity 6 let him take a nap

[lesbiradshaw]

just got hit with thoughts so gay i feel dizzy

[beanpools]

Jayce looks good as hell in that act 3 teaser but I’m begging Fortiche for ONE scene where he pushes his hair back out of his eyes, i need to see my wife Giopara even for a single split second

[rabctrl]

Hello my dearest ao3 arcane writers, is with a wretched yet hopeful heart and dried tears streaks in my face that i come here to plead for some fix-it fics after act 3 and everything implied in that ending. I fear i might no longer know hapiness if ekko its no happy!!!!!!

[watobu]

TW/CW: RELIGIOUS THEMES, DRUGGING, MATURE THEMES IN GENERAL!

Woah my AU I love so much and treat like a baby! ( It's full of death and suffering! )

This took forever to write pleaaaase have a looksy!!

ESSEMP.

A WANDERING NIGHTMARE.

"The worst verse to find."

Somehow it's deemed one of the worst places to be out of the multiverse, according to the Rovers.

What are the Rovers? In short, multiverse travelers. In long, that's for another post.

What is Wandering? Why a Wandering nightmare? That's also for another post!

It started off a normal smp, it was normal for years. People lived their lives, growing up, getting out of their houses, finding people to live with. We mostly see the world from Wemmbu's perspective.

Wemmbu meets someone named PrinceZam, the two team up! They end up teamed for a few years, going through their teen years together into adulthood. By ages 19 and 20, they seem stable enough. At least in Wemmbu's eyes.

The two seemed okay, Wemmbu was pleased with the life he was living. The two were left alone enough to live, but not enough to avoid the occasional fight with another group, which wasn't horrid. Nobody at their level wanted to fight to the death. It was all fun and games! Like how all worlds should be.

Wemmbu begins to develop some form of crush on Zam! ( Zammbu crumbs anyone? ) Zam doesn't reciprocate, not yet, seemingly. Despite this, the two remained teamed! They're so close nobody could break their bond. Totally.

Not to Zam, he isn't as pleased as Wemmbu seems. Infact, he complains to Wemmbu about power, about how drained of it he feels. Others like ClownPierce are at the top, why aren't he and Wemmbu at the top? The two don't have the greatest fighting skills, unlike those "at the top" to be fair. Wemmbu didn't see issue with it. Then again, his urge to "become the strongest" was short-lived when he realized how high he had to climb and the lengths it took. It'd be fun to try one day, but for now? Nah.

Zam eventually and abruptly stops complaining. He begins to go missing for days at a time, even. It concerns Wemmbu, why is he disappearing?

Come to find out, Zam has been meeting someone. Someone feeding him ideas, ideas that Zam took into account. How did Wemmbu find this out? Following Zam using an invisibility potion.

Zam fully disappears one day, abandoning Wemmbu. Of course he didn't stay, why would he stay? Zam wants power, power that Wemmbu doesn't want yet. Soon, that yet will turn into never.

He finds someone named Eggchan, someone Wemmbu once knew as a "childhood friend." He doesn't remember much of it, but Egg does. The two team up, ending up closer than Wemmbu feels he was to Zam.

Fastfowards months later, and a church is built at spawn, a sign at the entrance saying "THE ECLIPSE."

The motherfucker had moved onto other people, primarily people known as ItzSubz and Vitalasy. Others involved, of course. Power in numbers or something. Those involved would be named Mapicc, Roshambo, Jepexx, ChiefXD, Reddoons, and HannahxxRose. Associates would soon be named ClownPierce, BranzyCraft, Kaboodle, Squiddo, IvoryCello, and -A.

PrinceZam is renamed PriestZam, and Wemmbu quickly realizes what's happening.

There were two people that Wemmbu saw everywhere. Two people named Spokeishere and Ashswag. They joked about being gods together, very obviously joking. Wemmbu always caught their odd laughter near spawn or in caves nearby whilst the guy was doing whatever.

Seems like someone took the bit too far. The two went missing one day. People wondered where the two had gone, especially someone known as MinuteTech. Someone deemed Spoke's brother.

First sermon, a message is sent in chat inviting everyone in the server.

Curious, quite a few people show up! Including Wemmbu — and there he sees Spoke and Ash both hung up on display, unable to get out of their restraints or move. The two looked dazed, as if they both weren't all the way there. Not a pleasant sight, to be quite honest.

Spoke's rainbow accessories were now replaced with one solid color: Gold. Wemmbu fully realizes what his former teammate is doing, and turns to leave the sermon before it can even begin.

Days later, he's about a good million blocks out, having built an orbital strike cannon from complete scratch. Juuuust as he was loading it, getting it ready, purely to fire at Zam's church, Subz finds him.

He's caught right there, right before he can do anything, while his PvP kit is in a shulker in his e-chest. This doesn't end well for Wemmbu! He's taken by Subz into the church, claiming divine intervention had just saved the church from a sinner trying to kill the only holy thing on the server.

Wemmbu ends up imprisoned, tortured, and trapped unable to leave with zero items but gold accessories he is unable to take off and a bowl of rabbit stew that tastes all too strange.

It's that church that Wemmbu will rot in for the rest of the server's existence. He has no way to escape! Why? Because this place is rigged, the villains always win. Every last escape attempt is met with failure.

In order to avoid further escape attempts, Wemmbu is routinely drugged, just like Ash and Spoke. They can't refuse food, they'll die, and come to find out — they respawn. There is zero point to refuse.

Wemmbu ends up sharing a cell with Ash and Spoke eventually, due to overcrowding, as others are caught and used as hostages.

Wemmbu and Ash kick it off! Traumabonded romantic relationship, they're both highly delusional and definitely healthy. They don't fight over Ash's delusional trips about being a genuine avatar of a god. Definitely. Wemmbu doesn't spiral into a psychotic break about not being human over the treatment recieved from this and Zam. Not at all. They're healthy and happy with their situation.

They are happy being used as sacrifices in this church. They do not want to leave. This is entirely true and not a lie!

While Ash and Spoke are given questionably decent treatment, Wemmbu is given absolutely nothing. He isn't valuable enough, he's a sinner, sinners deserve punishment do they not?

PLEASE NOTE.

Pretty much this AU is death and suffering. Villains win. There is fluff, it's just rare.

This AU has a lot of ships built into it. ( Eggbu, Kenifies, Wemmswag / Ashbu, Parfies ( /toxic, Wifies is a rebound. ), spokepicc ( /toxic, devious is DEAD. ) and more

Yes, characters in this au are older, this takes place multiple years into the future. No, none of the characters are minors they are all physically incapable of being minors as this is like 6 years into the future. Wemmbu & Zam are both about 26 - 27 going forwards off of the church stuff.

MY INBOX IS OPEN!

Q&A about this AU is open in my inbox

There's a lot of smaller points missing in here that I forget.

Please ask me about this AU and offer ideas for it. I'm happy to talk about anything about this AU. It's my baby. :3

Questions are entirely free reign, ask whatever you want. Bring up possible ships and characters you ponder abt existing in this au!! I'll happily talk abt them :3 even if pre-existing ships exist. I love making shit up

[so-very-small]

i looooove to bake. i’ve been doing it most days since i moved back. but god. god i wish i had borrowers in the walls. i’d love to leave out a warm cookie and a thimble of milk. little tiny loaves of bread for them that i fashioned from extra dough. if they eventually come around to trust me, they could be my little taste testers and help me figure out recipes.

today i’m working on a browned butter, hazelnut poundcake, and all i can think of is how delightful it’d be to cut a tiny slice for a borrower and watch them experience the joy of warm cake for the very first time.

[tangramkey]

my favoritest little they-daughter <3

[tinystarbites]

Please please please I need more of accidents it’s been all i think about since I read it

omggg I am so happy to inform you that I'm soon done, keep hanging in there and thanks for your patience <333

[drusilla-carstairs]

I have one fear. And it’s having only 2 canon wlw ships in The Shadowhunter Chronicles

[aliciax3]

When you get yourself a Cameo from Ross McCall and he calls you "darling" in his sexy accent, and then says he hopes that one of these days we run into each other 🫠🫠🫠 can that be arranged, please?

Still on cloud 9 from him saying those things to me 🥰