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if there were a burger and every time u took a bite it tasted like a yummy burger. wouold you eat it
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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology
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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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#genuinely it has been very helpful to my self image to think like this#ur tummy folds when u bend over? ive heard lesbians specifically say they love that#ur chubby? 30000000000 gay people want u just the way u are#uve got a “weird” voice? there are queers who are freakishly into that#truly any insecurity of urs i can almost guarantee is a fetish for a gay person#ur sexy and desirable to sooo many queers dont even worry abt it#and a few freaky straights too#misc
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conspicuously stepping on a pressure plate in the dungeon of the gender transformation mage & immediately being bisected by a sawblade
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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