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[iniquitousyearning]

Based on your posts, you sound like you need to fucked like a whore. You’re filthy

did you know australia is wider than the moon

[satanicsanity]

Welcome My darlings!

🌸Not currently doing voice impressions anymore!🌸

My name is satanic, I'm an artist & Voice impressionist! (As well as the creator of the Wally-Baker-Darling/Bakery au!) I make welcome home audios from time to time, lots of artwork, as well as voice my own characters or others ocs at times, and sometimes I simply mess around with my mutuals around here! I'm Always happy to have new neighbors here! Make sure to read below to find my boundaries, updates, and other information!

Please note: I do not work with Partycoffin and everything I make is simple fanwork (fanart, fanaudios, etc) made for the Welcome-home Fandom! It's not cannon to the actual story of welcome-home, and Baker-wally is an AU! This is all fan-content and fan-work!

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[hellishvxbes]

I'll make you wish, I STAYED gone.

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[russellsppttemplates]

Keep them away (Max Verstappen)

Even though it was part of his job, Max's rules were clear: no one could get close to you or the children

Note: english is not my first language. A couple of blurbs originated this one! I'm not sure how I feel about it, if I like it or not tbh...

Thank you so much to everyone who likes and reblogs, your feedback is appreciated 🤍 and I'm taking requests so if you have any ideas or concepts you want to share, feel free to do so as I'll try to get to them the best I can!

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"I want to talk to you about something, liefje", Max said as you walked around the bedroom, laying out your clothes for the next day and taking off the jewellery you didn't like to sleep with.

"Is everything alright?", you asked pulling the covers and joining him in bed, holding his hand in yours and interlocking your fingers.

"It didn't occur to me until last week that now Finn can walk into the paddock without being on your arms or mine, and the stroller can only hide so much, and there will come a time when it will be the same for Julia, and I don't want the kids' faces on media in such a free and uncontrolled way", he admitted.

The last Grand Prix you attended made it real tp you. It seemed such a big step and something you thought people would respect intuitively, but the moment the photographers swarmed you and you had difficulty walking along the paddock to get to RedBull, you had enough.

"Me neither, but I get what you mean. Last week, I had to keep telling Finn to come close to me so I could sort of cover his face", you offered, "is there something we can make for that, though?", you wondered.

"Yes, I spoke to the team and they know about these forms where you can grant photographic allowances to certain photographers if they want to record or take pictures if we go down that route - it states who is allowed and what terms and conditions they can do it in inside the paddock. And there's also one for outside the paddock, if we sign it, it will mean no one can take pictures of you or the kids outside of the paddock and we'll be supported legally in case someone breaches it", Max assured.

"I like the sound of that, it does soothe my heart", you tapped your chest with your palm.

"I'll have them draw up the forms and then we can go over them together and sign then", he smiled, pulling you to his chest.

"I'm not saying we are keeping them away from the world - even though that would hardly be an issue - but having a restricted set of people in who we trust is doable", you mused, resting your head on his chest completely and kissing his skin, "I don't want them to do whatever they please with my little ones", you grumbled.

"Mama bear is out, hm?", Max chuckled, "but I agree, love, I wouldn't want it either".

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"I can get the stroller, Sophie", you called for your mother in-law, letting her take Finn's hand instead as you walked out of the hotel, Max by your side as you strolled around the ses front, making some time before your lunch reservation.

Max wasn't racing until the next weekend, so you were making the most out of family time you could. To make things easier for you on the flight home, Sophie offered to come with you so you wouldn't have to fly back on your own with two kids since Max was flying straight to the city where the Grand Prix was being held.

"Is she going to fall asleep on the way there?", you peeped at the little girl, eyes droopy even though she tried her best to look at you and Max, "she didn't sleep all that well, so probably", your husband shrugged his shoulders, wrapping his arm around your shoulders as you walked behind Sophie and Finn.

At first, Max thought it was his mind making things up and that people were taking pictures of the beach and the architecture details, so he set his guard down. When you sat down for lunch, though, it was obvious.

"They're taking pictures of us, aren't they?", Max asked as he pointed with his eyes to the group of three people holding cameras, suddenly pulling them from eyesight the moment they saw you both stare at them as one of the waiters came to the table.

"Mr. Verstappen, I'm sorry to bother you, but that group is asking if they can come closer for some pictures and it didn't seem like it was our place to decide that", he explained as Max sighed, "thank you for that - I'll go talk to them just now. We didn't want any of this to happen or for you, your colleagues or your clients to be bothered by this, it wasn't our intention", Max assured as the waiter nodded before excusing himself.

"I'm going to talk to them, I'll be right back", he told you, kissing the top of your head and stepping closer to them.

"Hello, it has come to my understanding - correct me if I'm wrong even though I'm probably right - that you're taking pictures of me and my family, and I won't allow it", he stated firmly but politely, not wanting to cause a scene despite his blood boiling.

"It was just of you, we'll edit everything else out, if we could jus-", one of them tried and Max drew the line there.

"We have made it clear! When my family is in the paddock, Finn, Julia and Y/N can be photographed by a closed group of photographers - and I know who they are because we allowed them and none of you are them! We are outside of the paddock so no one is allowed to take pictures of them to begin with, and then you're disrespecting the other people who work and who are eating here. We have given strict guidelines that are clear as we won't accept this!", Max spoke sternly.

Back at the table, Sophie took the pencil case out of the backpack so Finn could draw while you waited for the food,

"Why is papa talking to those people? Do we know them?", Finn asked, "they're taking pictures of us and papa and mama don't want that, so papa is telling them that", you explained, knowing your clever boy would catch up with it sooner than later and knowing honesty would be the way to go.

"You'd think they would get the boundaries you've set", Sophie told you, "especially with the kids around, it's a no brainer".

"They're always looking for anything to make a big great story of - if those pictures ever see daylight, they'll probably start calling me names and making assumptions they have no business or information to make", you groaned.

Max came back, sitting on the chair you saved for him, "they really didn't want to budge and they kept asking if they could "just take a few more" like I hadn't just told them that what they were doing was breaching agreements", he groaned lightly to make sure Finn didn't hear too much, looking at the stroller to see Julia was still taking a nap.

"Did you see the e-mail I sent you, liefje?", Max asked over FaceTime now that he had wished goodnight to both kids, meaning he had your attention all to himself now.

"I saw it was a statement, I didn't get to read anything else", you added, getting your iPad to read it properly.

"The team helped me make a statement about your privacy and the kids', so nothing else happens again", he stated.

Earlier this week, the social media department at RedBull noticed a photo of you circulating the press platforms, and judging by the location, you were indeed back home and not somewhere in the paddock to surprise Max, making the photo a breach of contract.

"Hopefully they take the hint", Max sighed, keeping his calm and collected attitude he wanted you to have too. For anyone else, Max always seemed rash to the point some considered rude. But when it involved his family, he knew how to go about it, wanting his children to learn and know he was protecting you and how he would never allow anyone to disrespect you like that.

"We'll be fine, and I genuinely hope that, from the way we mentioned legal consequences, people actually take it seriously", you shrugged your shoulders. It wasn't that you didn't care about it, but rather you realized there was only so much you could control, and you wouldn't let that control your life, "we'll see how it goes, okay?", you checked over, "anyway, how does the car look for qualifying?", you changed the subject as the cats sat on your lap.

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"Mama, I'm scared", Finn muttered, clinging closer to you and hiding his face on your neck. That was all it took for you to let your mama bear instincts out, holding your son as you walked past them, looking for a security member that could escort you to the RedBull hospitality as it was harder to push the stroller when you had to carry Finn as well.

"Excuse me, Excuse me!", you yelled, "I'm sure you know you're not allowed to take pictures, so I would appreciate it if you didn't do it, much less when my children are here!", you spoked, catching a few photographers off guard and the attention of one of the security staff by the entrance.

"I'll help you with her if that's okay", he quesioned as his hand went straight to the stroller, "yes, please", you breathed out, holding Finn close to you and whispering soothing words on his ear, "it's okay, my love, we're okay".

Stepping inside the hospitality, you set your things down and sat Finn down on the sofa so you could get Julia in your arms, soothing her cries.

"Thank you so much, it was getting crazy out there", you said, holding your daughter's head to your chest and bouncing her.

"No problem, glad I could help", the security guard excused himself to go back to his spot as you looked at Finn.

"Are you okay, love?", you wondered as Julia's cries quieted down.

"I didn't like how they were yelling and running", he told you, "I thought papa said they only did it when we were there", he pointed to the people walking outside, "That's true, they shouldn't do it outside", you explained, "I'm sorry they scared you, but you're safe with me and with papa, okay?", you added, kissing his once again on his forehead as Max appeared.

"Hey", he kissed the top of your head, Julia's and then Finn's, "I heard what happened. Are you two okay?", he asked, looking at Finn who pulled him into a hug, "Finn was a bit shaken up by it, but we've taken some deep breaths and we are going to stay inside for today, isn't that right, love?", you saw him nod.

Finn fell asleep on top of him soon after, "I have spoken to the lawyers, they will be taking the legal actions necessary for this situation. Are you sure you're okay?", Max questioned again.

"We are, Max. It shook him up a little bit because they were so close to us - and the stroller could only keep them so far -, and I told them a few times that we were outside of the paddock, but they just wouldn't listen", you frowned, "it's not great, but if this means you guys are safe, I don't care about anything else. I want you safe, all of you", he smiled, kissing your cheek and pulling you so your side rested against his torso.

"I hate having to yell at people, poor Julia just looked at me like I was mad and Finn was a little shaken up", you mumbled, "but they wouldn't move away, no matter how many times I told them to, only when the security guard was near us was I able to free up space from them".

"Don't worry about that, they're the ones in the wrong, not us", Max comforted.

[themidnightsunset]

HELLO!! wow. 1k followers. this is my first big milestone in the art community and I just wanted to say THANK you so much to everyone who has hit the little follow button on my blog! I appreciate every single one of you, ya'll make posting my art so much more enjoyable and I owe so much to all of ya'll for interacting so THANK you.

NOW!!!! what does this mean?? it means WERE DOING A RAFFLE BABY YEAAAAH. I'm going to be giving out some custom commissioned art pieces to TWO winners, if you would like to enter please see the details below <3

Thank you all SO much for supporting me on my art journey, this raffle is just a token of appreciation for you awesome peeps who enjoy my artwork.

details for entry below the cut!

RULES

There will be TWO people selected from those who enter.

New followers are permitted to enter >:) if this is my first post you see? great! feel free to enter into the raffle! as long as you follow my blog you are 100% eligible to enter.

How will the lucky two be selected? I will add all the people who enter into THIS website to randomly select the winners

My rules for WHAT the art can be is the same as my commissions, I will not do NSFW or anything of the sort, but otherwise I am pretty versatile with characters!

Yes I will check to make sure you follow this blog

The deadline for entries is MARCH 15, 2025. Any entries after this date will unfortunately not count :(

The lucky winners will be announced on the 17th! I will then dm the winner to begin communication about the prize >:)

HOW TO ENTER

All you have to do is send a message to my inbox! MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS or I will not be able to enter you into the raffle (i feel as though this is obvious buuut just in case)

Tell me your favorite character in a piece of media in the message. I MUST KNOW.

This is not required, but if you would like you can tag ppl in the comments and reblog to help spread this around so more people can be in on it BUT this is not required at all!

PRIZE DETAILS

Both prizes will be the same in value. The art piece you win will be up to two full body characters in value, with a simple background! I am willing to be flexible, all I ask is clear communication and patience!

It takes me time to finish art, however! I will keep both of the winners updated on their pieces and be very communicative of any delays that might take place.

ALRIGHT!! thanks so much for reading all that and all your support I hope that this is just going to be some good fun! good luck to everyone who decides to enter. have a GREAT day!

[sonic-takeover]

He-Hey! Welcome to the Sonic Tumblr Takeover!

It's me, the Blue Blur, the world's fastest hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog himself, ha! Uh, yeah, so my friends and less-than-friends have made it a habit to answer asks on my Tumblr now, so... I guess feel free to ask stuff! Here's the main list of peeps who tend to answer most and what colors their names will show up as:

Team Sonic:

Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles

Team Dark:

Shadow, Rouge, Omega

Team Eggman:

Eggman, Stone, Cubot, Orbot, Sage, Metal Sonic, Stompbot/Giant Robot/Alice

Team Rose:

Big, Cream, Cheese

Babylon Rogues:

Jet, Wave, Storm

Team Chaotix:

Vector, Espio, Charmy

Team Hooligan:

Fang, Bark, Bean

Others:

Blaze, Silver, Sticks, "Gogobas", Mod, Vanilla, Dave, Zooey, Radical Speed

And remember, all the characters in this list are adults except Tails, Cream, Cheese, Zooey, Dave, Charmy, Bean, and Sage! Here are some rules for ya:

• Don't be a creep! Especially toward the kids.

• Don't harass or bully the characters for things like gender, sexuality, race, etc. Be a nice person.

• Keep politics out of it please.

• If you're not sure if you should ask, then don't! You don't need to ask it if it may make someone here uncomfortable.

• Remember that this blog isn't canon and isn't run by anyone connected with SEGA! This is a fan blog so take what is said with a grain of salt. If you don't like the headcanons and ships, you don't have to take part. You may find another blog you like better, or you could make your own!

• Any ships are welcome to be asked about unless they're between an adult and a minor, or between siblings. For example, Tails and Sonic are siblings and Tails is a minor, so that's a no-go twice over.

• If you wanna talk to a character who isn't listed, feel free! Can't guarantee they'll show up, but you never know!

• Feel free to send questions, statements, ideas, fanart, whatever ya want! As long as it's not NSFW. Come on guys.

Other than that, have fun, ha! Catch ya later, slowpokes!

Official Spotify Playlist

Events:

March 30, 2025 - Orbot and Cubot's wedding

Common tags:

Dadow - Shadow being a dad

Princess with a disorder and his son - special episodes of Shadow and Silver being father and son

Sonadow - Sonic and Shadow being idiots over each other

Phone fiasco - the plot following the journey of Sonic's phone, which holds a confession of how he feels toward Shadow

Shadow expresses his feelings - Shadow being vulnerable, crying, or talking about his emotions and insecurities

Sonamy - Amy pining for Sonic

Maria and Shadow - Shadow talking about Maria

Robot attack - episodes with robot attacks

Gogoba Village - episodes that are unfortunately located in Gogoba Village

Bigass house - the storyline of the main groups moving into a bigass house together

Body swap - episodes where Sonic and Shadow have switched bodies. Names and colors are the same as usual, the only change is their appearance to other characters

Post body swap - the aftermath of the switcheroo

Tails gets kidnapped - the plotline where Tails gets kidnapped and rescued

Sonadow gets hurt - the plotline of Shadow and Sonic healing from an injury that affects them both

Eggdad - Eggman being fatherly (or failing to do so)

Eggman's lair - Episodes located in Eggman's lair

Spa - Episodes located in the hostage spa

Pets - Episodes where the characters have pets! Not every episode will have them

Moon date - Episodes with Sonic and Shadow going on a date (on the moon!)

Date night - any episodes with regular dates

Character tags - for a specific character, put the character's name and the word "answers," like this: #sonic answers

[bokunoherokomikuko]

Fellow redditors who are new to Tumblr are welcome here, and while there aren't any moderated rules like in subreddits, there is a sort of social decorum that's pretty easy to pick up on.

Some tips if you're new though: - First of all: If you're new, for all the that is sensible in the world, change your icon, make a bio (doesn't have to be grand, but a little blurb is good), and/or make a post stating that you are not a bot, even if your blog is otherwise empty. This site is often plagued by spam bots, and blank blogs with default icons are often blocked out of self preservation by users.

- Second of all: Go add "X-kit Rewritten" (or "New X-kit") to your browser extensions.

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- Nothing dies here. There are still posts from 2008 circling around and still making laughs. Don't worry about when a post was made, if you like it, reblog it!

- Reblog things!! No seriously, if you like something, the upvote system here is to reblog it so other people can see it. Likes are more like your private stash of posts you've liked or seen already (you can make likes and follows private in settings). Reblogs do not need a caption, if you've got nothing to say, don't. Lurk all you want, make your blog reblogs only, it's okay!

- Want to say something but don't want too much attention? Reblog and type in the tags area instead of the caption area. Doing this is more talking to yourself and maybe a few followers in spirit. If people like what you had to say, they'll add your tags to a post, just be aware. If you don't want that, a basic courtesy for yourself is to tag your post #do not reblog OR #Do not screenshot caption

- Tumblr tags can have spaces in them! They're separated by commas.

- You can make sideblogs! Got multiple interests but don't want them all in one big blog soup? Create a side blog to curate what you post and reblog. Make sure to use tags if you want that extra bit of organization.

This isn't everything, we'd be here all day if I listed it all, but it's a good few tips. This is a safe place for new peeps trying to get their feet wet. Please enjoy yourselves, be safe, and have fun.

[jillsandwhichs]

What we Gain/Book 1/Chapter 7, The 57th Expedition

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Pairing: F!Reader x Levi Ackerman

Summary: It is the beginning of the 57th expedition. Secrets are spilled and emotions are expressed.

WC: 5.6k

Rating: Mature/Gore/Smut

A/n: Hi! Hope you all enjoy. Please check out my masterlist, there's a lot of stuff there. You can get to know me, you can see the rules of my blog and then you can see all of my fanfictions. You'll be able to find the previous chapters to this fic and upcoming ones. You'll also be able to find my Wattpad & AO3. Comments, reblogs & likes are appreciated. Thank you

It has begun though—the 57th mission ever is now! You are beside Levi. Eren is just behind the two of with and Petra along with the others are at your guy's sides. Multiple scout members are far in front of you including Erwin and Hange. This mission is going to take a lot of work but ever since last night, you've been ready.

The embrace you shared with Levi awoken something in you. You know he'll protect you and vice versa. The Levi squad will look out for each other. Your main focus is to kill titans and protect Eren. You are nervous still, admittedly. You'll always be on edge though, everybody is. As for the new recruits, you seen some crying and shaking before take off. The one that made you scared the most was Armin.

Flashback:

Leaving HQ, you quickly grabbed Vera and began to send out scouts to get geared up. "Let's go, let's go, the clock it ticking." One by one recruits began to get their horses and gear. They were prepared, nicely done. You were proud. The training and studying must've paid off well for each of them.

You turned around and saw one of them struggling to fix their horses nestle. You sighed softly and jogged over to them. "Let me." You said to Armin. He let go of the rein and allowed you to adjust it. His hands were shaky. It reminds you of your first ever expedition. "Armin, blow on your thumb, you'll be fine." "What?" "Just do it. Blow on either thumb and feel as your heart rate begins to slow and your nerves begin to ease." It's something your father taught you.

Armin started to do it and nodded. "Thank you." "Mhm." You then helped him onto his horse and got his feet in the correct loops. "Listen to me Armin," You glanced up at him. "You need to fight with spirit out there, okay? I'll be watching you." You smiled at him. He nodded and clicked his tongue to his horse. They began to trot off to match the formation they've been taught over the course of this month.

You got onto Vera and caught up with them.

Flashback end:

You could hear Eren and Oulo talking behind you and Levi. It made you snap back into reality. This is really happening. All that you've been worried about this past month is coming to life. You have to make sure this is executed well, and you will. For some reason you felt the need to double check Vera and your gear whilst riding. You're good. Your anxiety is getting to you bad.

Peeping over at Levi, you saw his classic determined look plastered on his face. He's ready for action. You like seeing him in action. Levi is a strong man, very skilled. You've picked up some tricks and tips from him even. He's a great captain.

As the horses began to pick up in speed and you got further into Wall Maria, Erwin stuck his hand out and shouted. "Long range formation!" This was it. You knew where you needed to be, question is, does everyone else know where they belong? Erwin specifically warned everyone to worry about themselves, so you shook the naughty thought from your head.

It was insane to see the formation go into play. No one was right by each other, everyone was close in a way, but also so distant. You and Levi were the closest. It made you feel better. You're in Row 5 which is for Center Standby. It's the entirety of the Levi squad; The best squad.

"Stick in formation everyone. Make sure Eren is protected. Make sure you don't die!" Levi shouted as he began to boost off. Everyone followed him.

-

A few minutes in and flares were all over, specifically reds, a green and two blacks. You could hardly see the blacks though, but that means there's an abnormal somewhere around here. "Do you know what the black smoke means?" You questioned Eren. "Yes, abnormal." "Good." That little quiz went well. Eren was then told to fire a flare, he listened well.

You expired and gandered over at Levi. He was looking at you. You mouthed to him: "We got this." And he nodded as a response. It's a thing you two do. Since you can't quite hear one another, mouthing sentences is all you've got. You've gotten great at reading lips because of it.

More and more, you saw titans. The outer squads took care of them. Levi did say not to expect to kill too many, but possibly a few. What is worrying you though is the fact there seems to be a lot more titans than there were just moments ago. Weird.

Someone on the right side formation rode up to Levi for a brief moment to give him some intell. The look on Levi's face frightened you. It was a look of sadness and anger. This man has it out for the titans. "What is it?" Petra asked Levi, her voice slightly shaky. She's scared too, she's always been the most timid one alongside Gunther. "A horde of titans took out the right wing spotters. Keep an eye out. Petra, you know what to do." Petra then detached from them to do her thing.

A horde of titans... You are surprised you guys haven't ran into too many—yet. You are sure there'll be plenty to come. You remember your first titan kill. It was a six meter, beefy sized and it had very thin brown hair. It was disgusting. Slicing it's nape was like a reward. Watching the fat fucker fall onto its face was pleasing. You hate them all so much. You strive to end them all. You and Eren share reasoning to—the loss of family and your home.

You didn't live in Shinganshina, but you knew of it. You lived more towards the lower country side, that's how your parents had their farm. Unlike Eren though, you didn't witness the horrors of that day five years ago. Your mother and father did though. You're still so happy and grateful they managed to get out of that hellhole alive.

There wasn't anyway you could sit here and think about them. No. You have to focus on the expedition.

-

The formation is breaking up. This isn't what you expected. You figured Erwin would make sure the formation stays in tact, but it's been the opposite.

Now, the entire Levi squad is entering into the deep, dark depths of the forest. It's spooky—fitting you suppose. Everyone seems more on edge now than before, ever since hearing about a so called 'abnormal' yet from what you're hearing, it's possibly a little bit more than that. You're beside Levi, Eren to your left. Eren seems to be scared though considering he's ranting about how a titan could appear out of no where.

He isn't wrong.

You are tense, to be honest, you're extremely anxious. At any moment, a titan could pop up and crush you all. You're suddenly hyper aware. You want to make sure you all get out of this alive.

"Quit whining and move on from the obvious already, neither of those is an option anymore." Levi stated to Eren, his rambling must've gotten annoying. "What are you talking about?" "Haven't you noticed what's around you?" Levi questioned Eren. Eren actually looked around. You sighed deeply. You get where Levi is going with this. "Take a look at these big ass trees." Levi sternly noted. Eren did just that.

It is the perfect time for ODM gear to be put to use. Trees are the best way to grapple around and use it. You realized that immediately. During training, they often take you to woodsy areas to test out your gear. Bark is a stable support for the hooks on the gear. It truly is the best way to maneuver with it.

You caught up beside Levi once he was done talking. "Do you think we'll end up using our ODM gear?" You asked him. "Probably, so make sure it's set and make sure you're ready for anything." Levi replied. You nodded. "Levi?" "Hmm." "Stay alive, please." You gazed at him with soft toned eyes. He scrunched his eyebrows slightly. "You better stay alive too." He ordered. "I will."

Everyone is pretty much in the dark on what's going on. Nothing is going as 'planned'. But you yourself are having a hard time believing there was ever a stripped out plan to begin with.

As you traveled deeper into the woods, the sudden appearance of black smoke showed. That means an abnormal is close. Too close. Everyone looked back, some faces had fear, others determination. Yours was a mix of both. "Blades drawn, now." Levi stated to all of you. You obliged. You pulled out the sharp, crisp blade from your holder and held it close. You are ready for action at any given time. "It'll happen in the blink of an eye—be ready."

When Levi has a low, serious voice, that is how you know even he is aware of the danger surrounding you all. You kept up your hyper awareness. Just as he said, within the blink of an eye, this abnormal could strike the squad. You'll take it out if need be. You glanced over at Petra and the shock on her face was priceless. You are scared for her. She best be in the right headspace.

The forest got quiet momentarily. Another scout was high in the air, you were worried even more now.

That fear turned into you being petrified as the large titan slammed them into a tree.

"Go, move it!" Levi shouted. Everyone on the squad began to tug on their horses reins, urging them to make haste. Your heart was picking up in speed. You could hear it beating somehow despite all of the loud, treacherous noise all around you. This must be that freaky abnormal. It doesn't look like any one you've ever seen or killed.

The shitty titan was to all of your guy's left now. Suddenly, she swopped down and attempted to seemingly snatch Eren!? "What the hell!" You shouted, moving closer to Eren. You'd rather it be you than him. You want to kill this freakazoid badly, now more than ever. To hell with titans. Even with speeding up, she was catching up to you all at such a rapid rate. This can't be just any abnormal. It shows signs of a high IQ. So weird.

The look on the titans face was pure nightmare fuel. It was... Smiling? It was disgusting. You wish you could knock all of its goddamn teeth out. Why is it gawking at Eren that way? Eld & Gunther began to mutter amongst themselves. They need to fucking focus. This titan needs to die! "It's gonna be okay." You whispered to yourself. This titan is way too fast. It's so tall. It's terrifying.

Levi wasn't answering anyone's pleas. Not Eld's, not Petra's; You doubt he'd answer yours. Reinforments quickly showed up to take down the titan. This brought a wave of relief to you. They're strong, they got this.

Or so you thought.

"Jesus Christ!" You shouted, your voice shaking. They're dead. This titan, it's nuts.

"Captain, your orders!?" Petra screamed. Her voice made you freeze. She's scared shitless. Everyone is. You're scared, but in a way... Not...? You just feel anger mainly. You're blinded and subsided to your own personal emotions. You plan to channel them on this fucker. "Tell us to engage sir!" Shouted Oulo. Still, no response. "Levi...?" You uttered to him, he didn't reply. All you got was a bland glance. What's going on in that head of his? "I'll cut the bitch." Eld said angrily.

Levi wasn't fucking answering anyone. It was ticking you off. "Levi, please, give us orders." You pleaded to your captain. He won't answer. "Levi!" You screamed. This time, you got a look of distress from him. This isn't good, not at all. With a low tone, he finally formed a sentence. "Everyone, cover your ears, now." What? This confused you. Everyone listened. With your blades still in hand, you covered your ears. Your balance is top tier, you managed to keep yourself on Vera.

After he shot it up, you didn't even notice what the color was. You didn't care to look. You felt safe seeing Erwin and his minor group all sitting within the trees. You heard the commander yell, "Fire!" And with that, loads of hooks went crashing into the titans thick skin. You looked back in awe. The lights and sudden crashing of the titan were a relief but it definitely gave you a scare.

This titan is very different, obviously. You figure Erwin will be taking this titan alive. It's smart. It should be tested on.

Levi left the squad, leaving you with Eren and the others. He flew up to Erwin. From a distance, you could see the two of them speaking to one another. Did they... Plan this? You're puzzled, admittedly. Hopefully Levi will reveal what's truly going down soon. You have your own theories but those are for your brain and your brain alone. You don't want to conspire and cause rumors but you have a gut feeling this isn't just any ordinary titan.

Eren was about to say something but Oulo and Petra shut him up. You wish they didn't. But it's for the best. The key focus now is going ahead. You all need to. While riding forward, you heard even more blastoffs from behind you. They're securing her even more, smart. Your guess is, this isn't a titan but rather, a human, just like Eren. It would make the most sense. You hope you're wrong in a way, but you also hope your gut is being honest with you.

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"Stop yelling at Eren! The boy is entitled to his own opinion. It is a bit fucked that Levi kept us in the dark, god dammit!" You yelled at all of them. They shut up real quick. You were standing right beside them.

So it's true, there is someone in that fucking titan. Levi knew all along. How come he's acted so worried then? Was it all false? Was it a facade? So he truly never cared about himself or you? He played it off that way real well. You have to say, your feelings are a bit tainted now. Confusion is fogging your head up. You have such a bad migraine.

You are glad Eld agrees with you. He's the smartest out of all the men, then Gunther, then well, Oulo. You like to pretend he doesn't exist.

"Let's not make assumptions. It could've been for just about any reason. It isn't our business anyways." You said softly, sitting down on the branch beside Eren and Oulo. Eld is right. There could be a spy. It would make sense, a lot of sense. You all can't be too sure though.

You scoffed at Oulo's pure lying. He's a nuisance. You just want to go back home, you miss your parents. "Right Oulo, I'm sure." You mumbled underneath your breath. "Shithead." He somehow didn't hear you say either of those things. Erwin not letting anyone know anything might've been for the best in his eyes. In yours, it's messed up. So many died today and what, for a fucking set up? Poor bastards. You feel slightly betrayed by Levi even. You wish you didn't.

You thought you two had a connection.

Commander Erwin did what he had to though.

You get it.

Rest in Peace to all of sacrificed their hearts for the greater good today.

A couple minutes later and you jumped in shock. What the fuck is that? Screeching? It sounds horrific. "What in the hell?" You yelled, looking over at the squad. Petra looked at you in confusion, so did Eren. When it went quiet, you all just looked back and forth between each other. "Had to be that titan." Gunther said. "For sure." You agreed.

For once, everyone agreed on something.

That titan is out of it's mind.

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It's been a good few minutes but finally, the sign to go home has risen up. The blue flare smoke. Withdrawal time. "That's our que. Alright, let's saddle up." Came from Gunther. You smiled slightly and stood up. Finally.

You double checked your gear and harnesses—everything was good. They had to of figured out who it was. You're nervous to figure out who. How could someone do this to everyone in the scouts? How could someone want to be a spy? It confuses you. It's fascinating in a way. You to learn more.

As you were all flying through the air, you giggled as Eld brought up the time Petra peed herself her first time out. You weren't there to witness it but the story was so funny the first time around. The look on Eren's face when Eld say that made it even more silly. "Leave her be!" You laughed out, flying right beside Eren and her. Petra yelled at him. She's cute.

Gunther then yelled at everyone to stay focused. You locked in. You don't want to die. It is humorous though. It's always nice to find a enlightening factor on these dark missions.

Whilst flying, the lot of you thought you seen Levi. The first to notice it wasn't him was the first to go down—Gunther. "Gunther!" You shouted, looking down at his fallen body. Who the fuck is this!? They're wearing the exact uniform and gear the rest  of everyone else is wearing. Did they wrangle it off of a dead body or is it someone whose actually with us? You can't even see their face.

You felt your heart sink. Yeah, he's dead. "Fuck." You yelled, seeing your friend's dead corpse. "No." You whispered to yourself. This can't be... How can someone do such a thing? His death was caused by another person, not a titan. To hell with them. Where is Levi? Erwin? You're on this on your own. Without Gunther, you're in charge now. Shit.

Oulo tossed Eren and told him to keep moving. It pained you, but it's what needs to be done. There's no time to dwell right now. You have to keep moving. "Protect Eren at all costs!" You yelled, swinging behind him and managing to keep up with the others. They were all going so fast, it was hard to keep track of who was who until you got a glimpse of their face or hair. Who is this traitor?

You suddenly felt a hard push to your side. "Fuck." You grunted. You slammed against a tree. You heard Petra call you name. Your ODM gear wasn't connected to anything. You were going to fall if you didn't think fast. You quickly aimed towards the tree up in the distance and your gear latched. This bitch just tried killing you. "You bitch!" You yelled while attempting to take their hood off as you boosted forward. You attempt was futile, they dodged it in it.

Could it be... The Female titan? Maybe Oulo is correct for once. Petra had a fierce look on her face. It's evident she wants to end this cunt just as much as you do. You thought they captured her, but possibly not, unless it is an accomplice of sorts. You can't be too sure of anything.

Until, you could be sure.

"I hate being right!" Oulo said in a disappointed tone.

It is the female titan.

"Fuck, everyone, withdrawal, go!" You shouted before boosting off. "Eren, go, go, go!" She's fucking huge, so tall and so fast. Dear God.

The yellow light that appeared as she transformed was almost blinding and as she ran, steam and ashe dissipated off of her. That must be what occurs anytime someone transforms. Hange will get a kick out of that when you let her in on this.

"Not again! Damn you. I'll kill you, I swear." Eren screamed and went to do what seemed to be transforming into his titan form before Eld told him not to. Eld was good for that. It's too dangerous and besides, no one knows what could happen to Eren if he did. This titan is probably stronger, more experienced. You have to think logically here, everyone does.

Eld decided that all of you will try to fight here. This is it. You may or may not die here. "I can fight her too!" "No Eren. Get the hell out of here, NOW!" You yelled so loud it clearly spooked him. He gave you a look of sadness before turning around and yelling some nonsense about trusting the Levi squad.

Petra and Oulo managed to slice the bitches face and you sliced her chin area. Anywhere could help. Any cut will weaken her more. She seemed super smart. You're being extra careful around her, you hope the others are too. You quickly gandered over your shoulder and you could still see Eren in the distance. He has to get as far away as possible. You need him alive.

The female titan is blinded. Good going on Petra and Oulo's end. She's covering her nape though, that makes things tougher. This bitch needs to die. She even went as far as to slam herself against a tree to cover her nape. "Oh no you don't!" You yelled, slicing her shoulder and pulling away. She had no reaction. This titan is tough, for sure.

All four of you looped around and sliced multiple parts of her body. So far so good. All you need to get to is her nape. She's so intelligent, being able to know to cover the nape is so clearly a sign of the fact there's a real person inside. You're still wondering who it is too, just about everyone is. You hope Eren manages to get back okay. You also hope Levi is alright.

Her shoulders were more than gashed now. Blood seeped from them. They need to come off sooner or later, then you'll be able to cut the nape. You need her to die, you need it. Levi would be so proud of you all.

The titan dropped her hands. This is the perfect opportunity. "Get to her nape!" You shouted to the group. They all huffed in agreement. Looking back, Eren was still there. He's too brave for his own good, just as you are. That's one thing you two have in common. You focused back on the titan. You're grateful Eren has faith in you all. It's true. You have this. All of you do.

"Eld!" Petra screamed so loud just about anyone could here. He's... He's dead. "Oh my God." You whimpered and pulled back. You were about to be titan meat. You don't want to die, you can't. The titan spit his lower half out of her mouth. You watched as Eld's body hit the grassy ground. No... This can't be. How can you lose two of your squad members in the matter of minutes. This is the worst case scenario.

The titan used all of her energy to regenerate one eye. That's crazy. It's insane. And now, Petra is dead. Whose next, you or Oulo? You felt your heart begin to slow down. It's as if you're accepting your fate. You can't, you won't. You will kill her. "Petra." You whispered. You can't believe she's gone too.

Oulo went for her neck and before you could stop him, he was kicked against a tree.

Now, it's just... You... You and Eren.

"Holy fuck! Oh my God." You screamed and pulled back. There's absolutely no way. They're dead. There's nothing you can do, your efforts will be useless. "Eren, go, fallback, c'mon!" You yelled and boosted over to him. The shell shock on his and your face was contorting. You never want to witness anything like that ever again. "Please, let's go." You urged him.

But he literally disobeyed you and next thing you knew, he was a titan.

"For fuck sakes, will you EVER take an order!" You shouted. Eren began to bolt towards the other titan. You couldn't do much. You stood by on a tree branch. "Please, someone, get over here." You muttered to yourself.

You watched what went down from a distance. Eren went to swing at her, but she dodged it. It surprised you, he thought he would have had it. Suddenly, she kicked him so hard in the stomach that an entire slobber of spit flew out of his mouth. "God." Was all you could mutter to yourself. She is still missing one eye which gives Eren an advantage with vision. That's good at least.

Eren punched it, knocking her all the way into a tree in the distance. You're unsure of what to do. It's not as if you can interfere. This is titan business. You can't do anything. Possibly going and getting Levi could be a good course of action but leaving Eren behind would defeat the entire point of the mission to begin with. You're sure someone's on there way. There's no chance no one heard Eren turn into his titan form.

She pushed herself up off of the tree and stood there. This dazed you. Steam and smoke emitted from her tall body. Her face was in a permanent state of utter staring. She never seemed to blink. Interesting. Eren threw numerous punches but only landed one. He definitely has some work to do with his titan form, you'll teach him more hand to hand soon.

The fight was brutal. All you could think about was your friends. They're all dead. It's killing you on the inside. You wish you could've done more to protect them. You had so much faith in them, until the very end. They were all brave soldiers. You hope Levi doesn't blame you. You're sure he won't. You worry. A dreary look was plastered onto your face. You miss them already.

Eren was now on top of her. He was about to punch her square in the face, but he took to long. He knows better. She dodged it and he punched the rock hard ground extremely roughly. You watched as his elbow tore apart, exposing muscle and bone. "Ew." You looked away for a brief moment. At least in titan form that'll come back in minutes.

The screech Eren let out was agonizing. It caused your ears to ring even. He's so determined. It's scary but admirable. From where you were, you could see even more steam coming off from the both of them. Are they both regenerating? Eren began to scream even louder. You covered your ears. "Damn it." You squeezed your eyes shut. You wish you weren't here right now.

As the fight went on, it became harder and harder to watch. What really caught your attention again was Eren screaming and getting punched in the face by the titan which had an icey looking hand? Is that what she does to protect her body parts, crystalize them? Hange will trip hearing that.

"Fucking hell!" You shouted. "Go Eren." He managed to punch her so hard the bitch flew then crashed onto the ground.

Just when you thought the fight was about to end, you were so fucking wrong. The titan managed to quite literally slice Eren's head off. "Oh my God." You boosted off towards them and went to slice her nape, but she covered it and flung you against the branch. You grabbed on. You're in crucial condition, but nothing life threatening. Now you're hanging onto the branch, holding on for dear life.

You looked below you, just down at her and Eren. You nearly shit yourself in fear when she opened her mouth wide. It was scary. The sight was horrific. For the first time this entire expedition, you're truly afraid.

She bit into his flesh, exposing his little body. "Eren!" You screamed. "Wake up!" You couldn't do anything. With your hands on the branch, you will fall too quickly to use your gear. There's literally nothing you can do for him. "Please!" You screamed again.

You then saw Mikasa Ackerman. She yelled for Eren, but it was too late. The titan ate him and ran off soon after. Both of you were in utter shock. "Mikasa! Come here!" You shouted. She turned her head and boosted over to you, helping you up onto the branch. You quickly fixed your gear and harnesses. "I would have died if I tried to help him. I would have plummeted to my death. I am so sorry." You whispered to her. She was simply in shock.

Before you knew it, you and Mikasa were taking turns slicing the titans body parts. It was refreshing. She was hardly fighting back. She was just covering her nape and trying to keep a hold on Eren. Once she fell, you and Mikasa both went to strike her nape but of course, it crystalized. "Shit, she did that to Eren too." You panted whilst resting beside Mikasa. "How did she...?" "Don't know. Change your blades."

You both began to get the new ones and right as you went to chase after her, both of you were suddenly snatched. "What the!?" Mikasa grunted. It was none other than Levi. "Let us go Levi!" You yelled. He had a firm grip on your waist as he flew off with you and Mikasa. "We'll stay back for now." Those words irritated both you and Mikasa. Eren needs to be saved. But at least Levi is safe.

Levi glanced down at you. Once you remembered, you suddenly felt emotional. It's just you and him now. Gunther, Eld, Petra and Oulo... All of them... Gone forever. Levi's eyes softened and became less sharp as you two made eye contact. You mouthed: "Ill explain..." And he simply gave you a nod. Levi let go of Mikasa first. Before he let you go, you felt him squeeze your hip gently. Then, you were on your own. That squeeze made you want to stay in his arms forever but nevertheless, it's time to take down this bitch.

You three kept your distance. It was ordered by Levi. He thinks Eren may be dead. You'd prefer to not think that. You and Mikasa are on the same page with that one. The two of them conversed amongst themselves. You felt a bit sick, nauseous even. "I'll handle all of the cutting, you two find a way to distract her. We'll get him out." The plan is to distract her and get Eren, assuming he's alive anymore.

You want to think he is.

Both you and Mikasa began to swerve and steer in front of the titan. She glanced at you both from time to time but nothing major. She didn't seem violent currently, just in a hurry. You quickly looked over to Levi. He's searching for a way to gouge her. He'll figure it out. The titan suddenly turned around and attempted to punch Levi, but it was as if he predicted that was exactly what she'd do.

Using his blades, he rode up her arm and gouged her eyes out. "That's it." You muttered to yourself, watching it awe. Levi is super talented. He is humanity's strongest soldier. Mikasa and you pulled away and let Levi do his thing.

You then joined in to help Levi. The two of you worked so well together. That was a compliment you always cherished from Commander Erwin. He specifically said, "You're the apple to Levi's eye. You two work well together." Ever since he said that, you've held on to it.

Flying so well, you two never once intertwined or tangled your hooks. Never once did either of you bump into each other. No, you both read each other's minds practically. The titan was now against the tree, on her butt, covering her nape. Despite how fast you and Levi are, she still manages to keep her neck covered. God it's getting old.

It got to a point where every single part of her body was sliced open. It was not a pretty sight. You managed to slice open her lower stomach and upper arms mainly. Whereas Levi focused on her wrist area and face area. Eventually, after what felt like forever even though it was only seconds, she dropped her wrist. You figured it was an opening to slice her nape, Mikasa thought the same as she immediately went down for it.

"Don't do it!" Levi yelled but his shouts were pointless. Her nape crystallized, causing Mikasa's blades to break once again. It almost appeared as if she was going to slam Mikasa against the tree but Levi quickly pushed her out of the way and got on top of her hand, stopping her. Levi seemingly got hurt in the process too, you felt bad. You took the chance, swaying down and slicing open her jaw.

Bingo.

You saw Eren's supposedly lifeless body hanging out from her tongue. His body was covered in this disgusting musty goop. You'd love to see Levi try and touch it. Surprisingly, he did. Despite his massive thing for staying clean, he grasped Eren and flew off with him. You and Mikasa caught up.

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Riding home on Vera, you can't stop thinking about all that has happened but mainly, the death of your friends. How could this be? How will their families feel? Oh it breaks your heart. It'll be harsh to break the news to them. Vera was okay, luckily. Erwin made sure she was safe while you, Levi and Mikasa managed to make it back in one piece with Eren.

He's currently resting on a wagon. He'll definitely need time to let his body rejuvenate. Everyone will need some time to recover after this mission, both mentally and physically.

You gazed at Levi for a moment. He's pretty bruised up as well. You are very bruised up. You got swung into a tree twice on the same side, your hip is very hurt and bruised up. When you checked, it was a brownish, purplish color. When you showed it to Hange, she winced and said she was sorry for you. It doesn't matter. It was in the name of justice and freedom.

You can't wait to get back to HQ.

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Put your hands together for the Carnival of Shadows' favorite performer!

Pure Vanilla Cookie!

~ Introduction ~

This blog follows an AU/RP between myself ( @mothboyame ) and @sillysillyshadowmilkcookie ( @airfryingair )!

Be aware that I do ship Shadowvanilla so please be mindful and don't be unnecessarily hateful! This blog is meant to be a safe space for others to share their thoughts and just have fun!

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~ Performer Info ~

✧ Pure Vanilla Cookie is transgender (FtM/AFAB). (I like projecting on my favorite characters a lot.)

✧ He is the shortest of the ancients and I like to imagine him shorter than most of the beasts as well (except for Eternal Sugar).

✧ He is blind (mostly just very blurry eyesight).

✧ He has autism and he does suffer from an ED (projecting again lol).

✧ He does also have PTSD, anxiety and an inferiority complex (from the Dark Flour War and the Spire of Deceit).

✧ He is very much bottom coded. (Yes, I do prefer Top!Shadow Milk and I don't switch, bite me.)

✧ He is a literal Disney princess.

✧ His (probably) nicknames: Vanilly, Nilly Vani, Nilla, Waffle Cone, Vanilla Bean Orchid, Little Bo Peep

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~ Carnival Rules ~

The rules are generally very simple and quite the usual.

1. Be respectful to myself and others

2. Don't spread hate or use hateful terms/slurs (this includes, but is not limited to: Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism and Racism)

3. Do not interact if you have issues with the character or with Shadowvanilla

4. Do not spam

5. Do not push me to reply, I will respond when I can but I do have other things to do in my life, please respect that

6. I am above the age of 18 (I am 19), so slightly suggestive content is okay

7. Don't take anything seriously, this is all fun and sillies here!

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Thank you for your attention, beloved guests! Now, please...

Enjoy the show!

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[compassionatevanillaorchid]

~ Introduction ~

Hello, hello!~

Welcome to my little rp blog; @compassionatevanillaorchid (previously @awakened-purevanilla)! I made this on a whim after seeing so many other accounts and feeling the inexplicable urge to join in. This is a blog where I, @mothboyame, will respond to all of your questions, requests and interactions in character as Pure Vanilla Cookie!

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~ Info ~

This blog is for fun and will be a little silly. I do also have some headcanons and other little tidbits that I'll let you all be aware of!

Be aware that I do ship Shadowvanilla so please be mindful and don't be unnecessarily hateful! This blog is meant to be a safe space for others to share their thoughts and just have fun!

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(This format is when I am talking out of character.)

This format is when I am in character.

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~ My Pure Vanilla headcanons ~

✧ Pure Vanilla Cookie is transgender (FtM/AFAB). (I like projecting on my favorite characters a lot.)

✧ He is the shortest of the ancients and I like to imagine him shorter than most of the beasts as well (except for Eternal Sugar).

✧ He is blind (mostly just very blurry eyesight).

✧ He has autism and he does suffer from an ED (projecting again lol).

✧ He does also have PTSD, anxiety and an inferiority complex (from the Dark Flour War and the Spire of Deceit).

✧ He is very much bottom coded. (Yes, I do prefer Top!Shadow Milk and I don't switch, bite me.)

✧ He is a literal Disney princess.

✧ His (probably) nicknames: Vanilly, Nilly, Vani, Nilla, Waffle Cone, Vanilla Bean, Bean, Orchid, Little Bo Peep

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~ Rules ~

The rules are generally very simple and quite the usual.

1. Be respectful to myself and others

2. Don't spread hate or use hateful terms/slurs (this includes, but is not limited to: Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism and Racism)

3. Do not interact if you have issues with the character or with Shadowvanilla

4. Do not spam

5. Do not push me to reply, I will respond when I can but I do have other things to do in my life, please respect that

6. I am above the age of 18 (I am 19), so slightly suggestive content is okay

7. Don't take anything seriously, this is all fun and sillies here!

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That's all there is for now! Feel free to submit into the inbox and have fun! ❤️

[copaganda-clobberfest]

WELCOME… TO THE COPAGANDA CLOBBERFEST!

(i could not come up with any other tourney name. sorry)

You know that trope? That one trope *Everyone* hates? The trope in which a well meaning antagonist to our heroes, one looking out for the good of a certain community, suddenly does something horrible and drastic to make not only them, but the ideology they stand for the most villainous of all?

and no, I’m not talking “well meaning” as in… they had a sad life. Their parents died or something. Etc.

I’m talking:

“This person wants change in a corrupt system.”

“This organization made up of a marginalized group only wants their basic living rights.”

“This person wants equality for their people.”

Etc etc etc. Only for it to drastically become:

“This person wants change in a corrupt system… so they BLOW UP AN ORPHANAGE OF GRANDMOTHERS.”

“This organization made up of a marginalized group only wants basic living rights… so THEY’RE ACTUALLY EVIL UNSYMPATHETIC TERRORISTS.”

“This person wants equality for their people… EXCEPT HAHAAA THEY DONT” That stuff. Stuff that makes you really question what the writers were really trying to get across.

But enough of that, let’s talk tournaments. With as much as this trope makes these villains blow up houses of grandmas and likely makes you, the viewer, want to blow up something too, you can now throw them at me and I’ll let them blow up each other!

Here are the rules.

No Harry Potter. Thank you!

Submit via the ask box and submission tab on this blog please. I sadly don’t have one of those google thingies :( I’m goofy

When sending in your finest challenger, give me propaganda too! Propaganda will be included once we’re ready to get the polls out.

Fictional peeps please.

You can submit up to 3 characters/groups of characters/whatever whatever in an ask/submission.

The following is a list of antagonistic fictional characters, or antagonistic fictional organizations/groups I am automatically putting in the poll:

Magneto, X Men

The White Fang, RWBY

The Flash Smashers, Marvel

and Amon, The Legend of Korra

But please please PLEASE send me propaganda for those four if you have some! Falls to my knees like a Victorian orphan boy…..

Anyways, I hope I explained the premise of this whole ~tournament~ correctly, or at least half decently. Hope this goes well, and may the worst troper win in the COPAGANDA CLOBBERFEST!

Inspired from @look-how-they-massacred-them, @battle-couple-battle, @controversial-blorbo-bracket, @greengirlfight, @ffshipbracket, @star-wars-tournament, @the-robot-bracket, @tmblrsfavshow, @bestanimatedmovie, and @fave-fight !!!!!!!

[dadsbongos]

dads rockin' new year's eve!

count the seconds and belt those carols because the new year is approaching quick! let's celebrate right by appreciating our fictional loved ones! be sure to read through the do's & don't's below the cut or be kicked outta VIP! 17/23 prompts remain

tagging peeps who seemed inch rested: @toxycodone / @maniacpixiedreamboy + @xyfanficarchive + @antoine-tte + @dreamsandsuns + @kingofthe-egirls

**collab is open!**

PARTY RULES let's be mindful of our guests and ourselves!

full-length fics are completely non-necessary, but if the inspiration is hot i want people to have plenty of wiggle space! i’d say minimum ~400 words - 5k absolute max.

prompts are first come first served with no repeats. prompts remain open until picked or until December 15th. 

NSFW is allowed, however, i'll need an age or adequate age-indicator plainly visible on your blog or it’s gonna be a party foul! all characters involved must be aged up to 18 or older. dark content is allowed, so long as it’s appropriately tagged.

if, for any reason, you gotta ditch a prompt before midnight please let me know asap so we can get it back out there for a different date! switching one prompt for another can only be done once.

feel free to post as soon as you’re done, posts will be reblogged but not shared on a cohesive masterlist until closer to the deadline: December 26th. please tag your post #dads rockin new year and link back to this post :] 

also! i’d like to avoid repeating characters as much as possible, after 2 prompts are filled by the same character then we’ll need to freshen it up with a new face!

RSVP when's the party, and how to enter!

the big new year's eve bash will be on December 31st, no posts will be let in after the party ends!

to enter: pick an available prompt and drop the emoji in my inbox or messages along with what character you’re writing for (and what fandom they hail from!)

BYOB pick a prompt! the fun part!

12 grapes 🍇

champagne bubbles 🍾

gold tinsel 🥇

silver spoon 🥄

ball drop 🎊

hangover 💊

sloppy midnight kiss💋

fireworks🎆

woop-woop sirens!!🚨

snowball 🍧

recluse at a party 🌱

daddy’s fancy yacht 🚢

minutes after midnight, already broke a resolution⏰

regrets ⭕

last chances! 🍷

and the best part of this year was… 🍰

“you can’t spend the night alone!” 👯‍♀️

late night toast 🍞

stargazing ⭐

streamers 🎉

party favors 🎈

auld lang syne 🎶

secret special super surprise pick! ☢️

(dad spins a wheel and randomly assigns a prompt not pictured on screen. one re-roll allowed.)

GUESTLIST who's allowed in, who's coming, and their date for the party!

writers: @toxycodone x daisuke (mouthwashing) - sloppy midnight kiss💋 @toxycodone x chilchuck (dunmeshi) - regrets⭕ @24kills x satoru gojo (jujutsu kaisen) - silver spoon🥄 @dreamsandsuns x katsuki bakugou (bnha) - ball drop 🎊 @xyfanficarchive x captain curly (mouthwashing) - stargazing⭐ @antoine-tte x kylar (degrees of lewdity) - recluse at a party🌱

fandom: any, be wild be proud be unabashedly cringe as we welcome the new year!

feel free to ask if you have any questions i either didn't cover or if you need any clarification! this is my first go at an event like this, so i want it to run smoothly!

[author-sama-ao3]

Go For It, Anthony Padilla!

Written by author_sama Fandom: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Summary: When Ian and Anthony decided to buy back Smosh, they had laid down one important ground rule: always communicate. Yet, there’s been one conversation that has been sitting at the back of Anthony’s mind ever since they got their company back.

“By the way,” Ian began, “since we’re being more open about ourselves now, there’s one more thing I need to tell you.”

“Oh?”

“I’m bisexual.”

“… Oh!”

There was a beat of silence before Ian spoke up again. “I hope this doesn’t, like, change anything between us.”

Anthony just smiled warmly back at him. “You are my best friend. Nothing is gonna change between us.”

Oh, Anthony was going to be eating those words very soon.

[Or basically: Anthony is starting to think of Ian as more than just his best friend.]

Hello! This is my entry to the 2024 Smoshblr Big Bang Challenge, hosted by the lovely peeps here on Smoshblr ^^ While the main part of the story is done, I will be posting other parts soon, so please stay tuned! Thank you so much to the moderators of the challenge for hosting this, it was so much fun to challenge myself to write so much in such a short amount of time. If you have the time, please check out the other works done by other authors in this challenge!

[vaya-writes]

WIP Folder Game

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

Tagged by @snowkissedmonsters. Thank you for the tag, delighted to talk about my stuff as per usual, when i can remember to get around to it.

Current WIP series:

Serving the Serpent

Infernal Assistance (Option Four)

Not Quite A Life Debt

The Onahole Establishment (on A03)

Girl Meets Prince (unshared as of yet)

The Adventures at Larlimen House (not writing format)

Current WIP oneshots and drabbles:

Slack In the Leash, part Two

Unnamed (living armour x museum curator, requested)

Unwritten Ideas:

Wrath Soulmate AU

Fic Idea Telepath x Concubus

Abandoned or on haitus:

Darkest Dungeon roleplay

The Maia Dales lemon

I'm not opening the onenote document from highschool days. Don't make me.

So. Not too many thankfully. I try really hard to finish what I come up with before starting new projects. Because I know myself. I know what I could become. And I don't allow room for it, lol. Though it tends to result in me not writing for months at a time.

But please ask me about any of these I'd be happy to elaborate or just share written snipets from any of the familiar WIPs.

It looks like most my fave monsterfucker blogs were tagged at the same time as me, but I'll branch out and tag a few other peeps. How about @lilkrissmuffet, @butterbabyflapjack, @thesightstoshowyou, @amoebaforce, and @ajarofpickledtears.

[snowy-luna-snow]

Introduction!

❆ Hihhi guys! My name is Seol Hee, but you probably know me as Luna Snow! I loveeee to sing! And I love my adoring fans (you guys). Feel free to interact with me! I love interactions so much and you are all so so so fun!  ~

❆ About me ❆ How old am I? I’m 22! <3

What do I do for a living? I’m a K-Pop Idol! I founded a k-pop group called 4L1T when I went to a special school and met my friends, who are part of that group. I’m also a superhero that goes by Luna Snow haha! What are my abilities?  I can produce dark ice for destruction and light ice for healing! I love to help people! I got them from a Stark Fusion cold reactor after me and 4L1T were captured by A.I.M, when it malfunctioned. After that, I used those abilities to get out of there and defeat my captors, and became the superhero Luna Snow! What are my hobbies? I love to sing! And perform on stage for you guys! What do I love? Jeff the landshark. He is adorable and I will protect him with my life. Where am I from? Seoul, South Korea! ~

❆ Other stuff about me ❆ name: Seol Hee

alias: Luna Snow sexuality: bisexual pronouns : she/her

age: 22 languages: english, korean

personality type: ENFP height : 5”7

~ Jeff: @its-jeff-the-shark

~ Mod stuff: ❆ Hihi! Mod here. There are a couple rules for this blog as I don’t want some things on here! <3

No NSFW Roleplay. This blog is not meant for people to interact with in a sexual or weird way. It is simply me enjoying a character and wanting to RP

No romantic roleplays without chemistry 

Please dont be rude :(

No homophobia, sexism, ableism, racism, or anything along those lines, you will be blocked!

Please don’t sexualize my Luna, I’m just trying to have fun. 

Mod is a minor! Please act in a non weird way and keep things appropriate for under 18 peeps

Please don’t call Luna a z00phile for loving Jeff, it's as a pet. She is not in love with Jeff the landshark. Be so fucking fr. 

This blog is mostly based on headcanons so like, don’t judge me, we don’t have much info on poor luna

~ Mod info:

❆ I’m a minor, so again, act appropriately 

❆ be kind to me ooc ples

❆  please send asks i don’t want this to flop

❆ I do play marvel rivals :))))))))))) 

❆ This is a very head-cannony blog, so some things may differ from her actual character. 

Mod: @thescarleteevee

[soos-ramirez-blog]

" YO, COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE INTERNET? THIS IS PRETTY WEIRD, DAWG. "

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hello!! this is a lil' askblog i made about soos, a soos from hit disney show gravity falls,..,. dont be weird pls, this is an sfw blog ofc

i, the mod (@my-beehive), goes by he/him btw 👍

ill try as close as i can to canon soos, although i can't guarantee i'll be 100% accurate

more elaboration on the dont be weird rule: you can do silly and romantic asks AS A JOKE, but do not give NSFW and/or serious romantic comments to this askblog. hats kinda weird, hope you guys understand

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also dni like racist peeps and nsfw and stuff like that you know the usual

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hope you guys enjoy this blog!! (please interact with this blog i dont want it to be an abandoned wasteland /nf)