#please pay attention to the tags

[sir-camelot]

Here it is. The first chapter of my first fanfic ever. Hope you all enjoy!

[nevvn]

no thoughts, only hampter beel

[kyouka-supremacy]

Valentine's cards inspired by the most romantic chapters of the manga

[agendratum]

ai di and his collars for @vegaseatsass

[pigswithwings]

but genuinely if you default to saying that random people and things have psychosis as an insult. you gotta change that. you have to think about why you say that. "this is psychotic" stop that shit. "these people are psychopaths" stop it. stop it what the hell. come on. real people have psychosis you think they aren't already associated with negative things? you think that helps anyone?

[zerosuitsammi3]

Jesus fucking fake blogs!!! Fucking hell! Fully admitted to stealing her pics from Twitter........

[meownotgood]

kinktober 2023 ♡

STARRING — aki hayakawa, angel devil, satoru gojo INFO — happy kinktober! <3 these will all be short and sweet smutty drabbles. all fics are gender neutral / fem bodied reader. this masterlist will be updated with links to each fic as they are released. thank you for your patience!!

warning: 18+ content, do not interact if you are a minor

WEEK ONE — masturbation / aki hayakawa

jerking off, pillow humping, sexual fantasies, edging, a hint of degradation, aki just can't help his feelings for you

WEEK TWO — lovemaking / satoru gojo

soft sex, touch starved satoru, body worship, praise, creampie, satoru shows you how badly he's missed you

WEEK THREE — smoking / aki hayakawa

riding, shotgunning, semi-public sex, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, creampies, cockwarming, a touch of angst, aki indulges in his two favorite vices: you and his cigarettes

WEEK FOUR — double penetration / aki hayakawa & angel devil

threesome, fingering, anal, gloves, suit kink, nipple play, bondage, aki & angel want all of you at the same time

[bnnuy-wabbit]

Ummmmmmmmm i guess im not done with homestuck ummmm

[milolovesbmc]

Genuinely don't get how people forget about Trina so easily or undermine her in favour of literally anyone else. Like have you seen this woman. I'm a gay man and I would beg and plead for a chance with her oh my god. Smash.

[moldy-cheese-being]

*shakes cow bell or something*

SCOTT PILGRIM FANDOM!! STOP DYING AND BEHOLD MY MEME!!!!

[sanshinexx]

Family portrait with the Dad Bad Batch

[waitineedaname]

Finally, after months of work, I have completed it: the collection of all* character appearances in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood!

edit: if you want a more detailed spreadsheet on the homunculi in particular, @vuullets has a collection of all homunculi appearances in the manga! you can find it here

Some notes on this spreadsheet:

there are spoilers. obviously. proceed with caution

timestamps indicate when a character first appears in a scene, not every time they appear. if the scene changes to one without that character, and then we return to that character in another scene, that's another timestamp for a new appearance

all timestamps are approximate, give or take a few seconds based on how quickly I could pause the show

only unique flashbacks count as an appearance. if the flashback is to something we've seen in a previous episode, that is not counted as a unique appearance, but if it provides something new that we haven't seen before, it counts!

I didn't include background easter egg appearances, like when you can see Mei in the background at a train station before she's introduced

I didn't actually do all characters. there are a lot of characters, and I am just one person. sorry if you're a big fan of minor members of the military, i just couldn't do it

since Greed is kind of a special case, he deserves a specific explanation: OG Greed and Greedling are not counted as separate characters, they're both just Greed. when Greed is in control of Ling's body, that counts as an appearance for Greed, and it's not an appearance for Ling unless he's in control. if they're both in a scene together (talking in the mindscape, for example, or switching control back and forth) they each get a timestamp for when they first appear/speak in a scene

feel free to use this as a reference! I made this as a useful tool for myself, and because I'm a nerd about data. if you are also a nerd about data, I tallied up some stats, which I'll put under the cut:

only six characters broke 30 episodes. the characters with the most appearances are Edward (60), Alphonse (58), Mustang (45), Hawkeye (42), Scar (40), and Winry (31).

next highest on the list are Alex Armstrong and Mei (tied for 29), King Bradley (28), Hohenheim (26), and Ling (25).

the homunculus in the most episodes is Wrath (28), and the one in the least is Lust (11)

as previously mentioned, Alex Armstrong and Mei are in the same number of episodes (29), as are Olivier Armstrong and Marcoh (24), and Buccaneer and Ross (18)

Hughes is in only 10 episodes, the same number as Grumman and Fu

Yoki is in a whopping 23 episodes. what the fuck

the chimera in the most episodes is Zampano (21), closely followed by Darius and Jerso (20), with Heinkel falling behind at 16. The Devil's Nest chimeras are only in 2 episodes, with the exception of Bido, who is in 3

[wenomsnake]

snake x otacon - snake & friends

29.6k childhood friends to lovers au, mutual pining and pure fluff // read it over here (in progress)

find my other otasune works here!

CW: Implied Sexual Abuse

Again, it was fine, because it had to be. If it was the only thing that kept his father from killing himself, then that was fine. And if Julie liked him, that was great, because it meant that at least somebody else did. Somebody who wasn’t Dave or Frank or anybody he’d practically grown up around, because that didn’t really count, did it?

You did this? You’re such a smart man, Hal. Anyone would be impressed. When Julie had said that to him, Hal had stared at her, wide-eyed in something akin to aversion. She’d said it after weeks of trying to cement herself as a pillar of support for him, always coming in his room to ask about his projects and watch a bit of his anime and to stroke his hair. He’d felt her hand run up his arm as she guided him to lean into her chest as they both sat on the couch. They had been pressed flush against each other. Hal could feel the slow rise and fall of her chest against him. Hal could feel the way she tried to guide herself into his lap. He could feel everything. Against his lap, he could feel everything.

In another life, Outer Heaven is just a name for David’s front yard, and Solid Snake is a hero that only exists on the playground. Hal and David grow up together and save the world.

[nooradeservedbetter]

For a Sushi Restaurant

by Stria on AO3

And yet, in the depth of the sea, where water started to go from that sky blue to the dark petrol blue, almost black, of the unknown, creatures moved, ready to attack at a moment’s notice, sleek tails and pale, blueish skin helping them with mimesis. Or, cecaelia Harry and human Louis.

One Shot || Harry/Louis || ~13k

[ghost-in-the-corner]

I might be going absolutely insane but I feel like people who are into DP x DC are starting to incorrectly tag their posts on purpose???

I have all the relevant tags blocked but everytime I look through a DC-adjacent tag I'll see a Danny Phantom post tagged "danny phantom in dc comics" or "danny pantom" or "d. phantom".

Like posts that are fully referring to DP x DC but all of the Danny Phantom tags are misspelled or hyperspecific. If it happened once or twice, I'd dismiss it as a mistake, but it's at least a third of DP x DC posts now.

I'm not trying to shit on what anyone enjoys. Engage in what makes you happy. But please tag your posts accurately so people who don't enjoy that content don't have to deal with it.

[clover-46]

the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️