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I'm fucked.
4 months on T and visibly queer in a red state, disabled, no skills, young, no money. no country in the world takes americans as asylums, y'all dont even like us. it feels like the universe wants me to die. i don't wanna die. I'm trying to contact my aunt who lives in another country but she's not answering. I'm trying to figure out how to get to canada but the embassy sites with "clear instructions" aren't so clear for me because i have a learning disability.
I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
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There has got to be more than one word for ass that isn't goofy as hell, I simply cannot go on any longer using weird fucking euphemisms like "the globe-like curve of his cheeks" or whatever 😭
#james laments#i'm writing smut again and suffering#writing#author#author problems#author memes#writing problems#please god someone help me#in dire need of a thesaurus
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edexcel a level geography year one textbook my favourite bedtime story
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Edit: Found, tysm!!!
I'm trying to find a fic I read quite a while ago, and was hoping for some help if anybody recognizes any of this! Everything I remember is below the cut
It was about Kaeya and Diluc, I’m 99% sure it was platonic/ragbros but it’s not completely impossible that it was kaeluc.
It had to have been posted before July of 2023 at the absolute latest because I’ve been looking for it since August.
I think it was a multi-chapter, but I could be wrong.
It was definitely written in English, and I’m almost positive it was a completed work.
It was definitely hosted on ao3
As for the plot, here are all the details I remember
Kaeya was hit by a curse/spell/potion (or something similar) that made him say the opposite of what he meant or just outright nonsense.
Whatever the curse was, it was eventually going to be fatal, and they were working on a time limit.
Kaeya and Diluc set out on a quest to find the ingredients for an antidote, which included them fighting a regisvine (cryo or pyro), and oceanid, and finding a golden loach pearl. There might have been more steps, but these are the ones I remember.
When they fought the oceanid, one of them (I think Kaeya?) almost drowned.
When they were finding the loach, it got away and they thought that they had failed and would run out of time, but then they realized it had dropped the pearl.
When Kaeya saw the loach and tried to point it out, he said “axolotl” instead because of the curse.
I think that Kaeya got progressively weaker throughout the fic from the curse.
Any help at all would be super appreciated, I have no idea why I didn’t bookmark this because it was one of the most memorable fics I’ve ever read!
#genshin impact#genshin fanfic#ragbros#please god someone help me#ao3#looking for a fic#kaeya fanfic#diluc fanfic#I'm starting to fear I hallucinated it at this point
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I need more writer friends 🙈. Trying to write some smut and couldn’t for the life of me think of another word for cock. (I hate using the same words over and over again!)
Called my friend to ask her for an alternative.
SOMEHOW she made it worse
Now I can’t get “meat stick” out of my head 😂
“Urahara pulled out his meat stick”
“His meat stick was leaking profusely”
“”Open up” Kyoraku said, rubbing his meat stick across your bottom lip”
😭
#bleach#bleach fanfiction#bleach smut#smut#writerscommunity#female writers#writers on tumblr#writer friends#please god someone help me#meat stick#smut writing#plot? what plot?
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Currently tryna figure out how tumblr works so if anyone for some reason finds this newly birthed blog and account in general and wonder 'what is this person doing??' idk. i legit do not know.
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just sat through my college induction where they told us its okay to use AI in our work as long as we use it to learn and dont plagiarise with it. i am in an art and design class. ive never felt so uncomfortable in my life
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men will say they're fighting demons and the demons they're fighting is drowsiness from allergy medicine
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I havw to go to the. dentist soon
#i hate the dentist#i am so scared#please god someone help me#my tooth hurts#ow ouch owie#pain#dreads
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guys look at me go
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me with smiling friends (specifically the frowning friends. kill me)
don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media
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How do I start liking myself no borax no glue
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Chat I want him so bad you don't understand. But I don't think he wants me anymore. It hurts. I don't know what to do with the hurt. It won't stop hurting but I can't help but miss him. Everything was perfect, but then his best friend had to get jealous. In 24 hours we went from making out during movie marathons, cuddling on the couch with him straddling me; to barely talking, or not like we were talking at least.
I just want things to go back to how they were :(
#Boy™#nsft#idk why im even posting this nobodya gonna read it#advice#please god someone help me#t4t yearning#sad
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If you ever feel weird about dressing up nice just to go to the grocery store, please know that I recently transferred working on the store floor, and seeing people dressed up in nice clothes is the highlight of my day. Yes I will tell you your outfit looks lovely, and yes I hope you have fun at grocery prom
#it is the one thing keeping me from becoming The Thing on the store floor#Please God someone help me#personal
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how does any poor trans person in alabama get top surgery?
I'm truly at the point where I'd rather mutilate myself and die that way than continue to be stuck in a place where I'll never be comfortable being alive.
I hate waking up. I hate bathing. I hate seeing myself. I am uncomfortable all the fucking time. I don't find any pleasure in existing physically and I am embarrassed to be alive.
the only times I am able to exist without hating myself are when I've dissociated to the point of my mind separating itself from my body. I don't feel like a living person and I don't want to like this. I want things to change. I want to be ME. I can't live like this anymore.
what the fuck do I DO?
#i fantasize about taking kitchens shears to my chest and cutting myself to pieces every single time I have to be naked#i want to LIVE but not like this#i cannot live like this anymore#my state won't let me move forward#i can't afford to move#please god someone HELP ME#alabama#trans alabama
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SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.
#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#adventure time#goin insane over him#thers no words to describe how im feelin#i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE#FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED.#ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO???????#ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P#IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH#SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP.#also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake#which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk#ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help#ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER.#im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help#maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.
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