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kris captainlightner found dead from robot overdose, more at seven
#im so sorry i know im so inconsistent wit h what stuff i draw#please dont kill me with hammers#theres just too many robots to keep up with HJSDSD#damn you discoholic for infecting me with yet another robot band#daft punk#guy manuel de homem christo#daft punk fanart#robot#crayola creates
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Zosan is something so special but even more special when it’s t4t. Zoro who has been sure of his identity ever since he was a little kid and sanji whose egg has been forcefully cracked with a sledgehammer in her early 20’s. Sanji who struggles deciding on how to present during fem days vs Zoro who has been wearing the same clothes for the last week.
Sanji who has been disconnected from her femininity nearly all of her life, shoving herself into awkwardly fitting suits since she was a little kid, her desire to be the perfect gentleman overshadowing her true identity.
Zoro who decided he’s a man and stuck with it ever since he was little. Zoro who knows himself better than anyone and is sure of it.
it’s such a harsh contrast. Sanji almost feels bested by the swordsman in this gender debacle. how has that grass brained idiot been so sure of himself for years while she needs to smoke 3 cigarettes at the mere thought of wearing a dress?
Sanji wishes deep down to ask him: “how did you know?” “when did you know?” “was it easy?” (She knows that one is rhetorical). And yet sanji cant ask him. At least not while she’s dicing an assortment of fruit for her lovely Nami and Robin and working on her 8th cigarette of the hour.
It’s not like Zoro’s the only other person on the ship who is similar to her. Robin’s been lovely, actually. Robin has always been incredibly knowing and insightful, as always. She’s been amazing, Sanji can’t appreciate her enough. She always knew the right words to pick. Sanji sleeping in the girls quarters allowed her to become closer to Robin through simple conversation and sweet smiles alone. Sanji can’t thank her enough for each chat they’d have over a cup of coffee. Robin had always been safe for Sanji to chat to. An observant woman who could read a person just like she did her books.
So just why did Sanji want to ask the moss-brained idiot about his experience with his identity? It’s not like he’s got some long story to tell, Zoro’s not the kind of guy to drone on and tell some deep story about his self-realization over a candlelit dinner. Zoro is Zoro, simple and straight to the point. A sharp edge that hardly falters. He’s simple-minded. A simple-minded moron. A simple-minded moron that picks fights with Sanji every chance he gets. A simple-minded moron that doesn’t have anything good to say. Sanji’s not delusional.
It’s only when in the kitchen with that same moron, Sanji realizes that she might be delusional.
It goes as any other night. Crew asleep, Sanji staying up a little later than usual to prep for tomorrow’s meals, careful hands massaging marinade into raw meat, and Zoro waltzes into the kitchen like he fucking owns it. Insomnia can make a man so cocky. Swords clanking against each other and the thump of his boots against the wood announcing his presence.
“Out. You’re not getting any booze, shitty moss.” Sanji says, simple and straightforward.
Zoro scoffs. He takes a seat at the dining table. Sanji can feel the swordsman’s eyes on her. “I didn’t come here just for booze, shit cook.”
“What else could you have come for? I don’t see you looking to handle tomorrow’s lunch.” Sanji replies, rinsing her hands clean and storing the marinated cuts in the fridge. The spices tickle her senses.
Zoro doesn’t reply. Great. Sanji would have to play a guessing game with an overgrown moss in the odd hours of the night. Unable to kick or scream at him because she can’t risk waking up her sweet Nami or Robin. She dries her hands and turns to look at him. Did he come here with the sole purpose to piss her off? She wouldn’t put that behind him. The air is oddly thick. She takes a drag of the cigarette she’s been working on before making her way to the counter and stubbing it out on the ashtray there.
“Whatever you want, spit it out or go.” Sanji tells him, not having time for any bullshit. “Or I’m going to sleep.”
Zoro’s permanent scowl turns into something confused. Tilting his head inquisitively, almost like a dog. Sanji takes the thought of Zoro being similar to a confused puppy and crushes it with the sole of her shoes. She can’t have that now. Stupid moss. Stupid puppy-dog moss. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
“I wanted to say,” Zoro begins. Seeming to actually think about his choice of words. It’s something Sanji’s never seen before. Shocked that his brain works for anything other than swords and alcohol. “Congrats. On. Your. Finding yourself.” Zoro finishes.
The eye contact made after that is, for lack of a better term, terrifying to Sanji.
"Thanks." Is all Sanji can manage before retreating to the women's quarters for the night before Zoro can say anything else.
It makes her feel warm.
#one piece#zosan#sanzo#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#nico robin#op#zs#headcanon#zoro x sanji#zosan headcanons#op zosan#one piece zosan#sanji x zoro#my first thing here blegehf please dont kill me with hammers! please! please~!#i loveee trans love#i wanna think about zoros relationship w his gender more but writing zoro is so scary like i justaoiujofidshBruh..#please dont kill me with hammers#t4t zosan is so lovely to me i wish i could give them more justice but this is all i got...
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we are never making it out of the bioessentialism mines are we
#metric tons of queer discourse today it seems#not sober enough to give a proper take but like idk. hating men forever and being chill with excluding anyone who looks like a man from your#queer spaces is like not cool honestly. i know a bunch of transfems and nonbinary people who to the average eye look like cis men. they#deserve a place in the queer community. trauma around men is something personal you need to work on not a measuring stick to base exclusion#around. can we not reinvent lesbian separatism again please#rayposting#please dont kill me with hammers
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i made a 9/11 joke fic becuase i was mad at the election
#oc#original character#ao3 fanfic#ao3 writer#ao3fic#ao3 link#ao3#september 11#please dont kill me with hammers#jts ja joke#joke fic
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i refuse to touch the ground so have a v2
#ULTRAKILL#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill v2#PROCREATE#ALL ART#FANDOM ART#DOODLE#NO COLOUR#THE GEIGER COUNTER#SMALL CAPTION#TAG YAP#moderators !!!! kill this machine with hammers immediately !!!!! /ref#i dangle her around like a mii /aff#man. if i knew who v2 was prior to getting into ultrakill like#the whole reason i got into ultrakill would have been entirely v2#thats because im gay#this is technically how i got hooked on portal.... giant robot ceiling lady.... hi......#“its been 15 years can i please stop liking robots” i asks my brain#“fuck you” says my brain (comma) which was actually the 'fuck you' organ /ref#i dont actually remember why i started playing ultrakill#just thought it was cool looking#best decision of my life. havent had robot yaouri like this in ages. thank you hakita#man..... i............ i need to learn how to paint#dude my mat i need it my body hates the floor#like that one dog online who cant walk on normal floors because of the texture and only walks on mats/rugs/carpet#please. mat. come back to me
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Really detailed gore warning (not a joke I spent like 2 hours rendering one panel) this is my formal apology to the silly goofy puppet fandom but I relate heavily to this little green doormat and I needed this out of my system
Song is Misery Meat by Sodikken
Here are the full pages but I thought it was easier to read separated
#cw gore#cw blood#cw: gore#cw eye trauma#cw organs#idk trying to cover all my bases here i probably missed something#fraggle rock fanart#wembley fraggle#i will be making an apology video complete with ukelele to the fraggle fandom post haste#he's my favorite character i swear im just working through some shit and his early series behavior almost made me sob violently#sir get yourself some self worth please#okay thats it bye kill me with hammers if you feel like it idk#this probably looks goofy as shit to my mutuals who dont watch the show#and probably also to those that have
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i get so pissed off when white people talk about moving to canada or france or whatever bc of the politics in america. im glad that process is so easy for you 😁😁😁 or you're privileged enough to think its going be easy😁😁😁im so glad you have that option 😁😁😁
#boycritter et al#disclaimer this is not my political commentary this is my 'im a guy on the internet who gets annoyed things' opinion#idk its like. its not inherently bad or whatever#its just leaves a bad taste in my mouth considering how immigrants are treated in the US.#its hard to articulate idk#its just. i find it weird to hear white americans talk so flippantly about immigration#idkkkkk. i need to word this better. please dont kill me with hammers.
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Uh. Hi. I'm a schizophrenic autistic trans man, my husband is a physically disabled trans man. We are gonna be homeless this month. Please consider commissioning me or donating to my cashapp or paypal
My cashapp is $vwolfe my PayPal is vwolfe23
#i just checked my cash savings and i literally got. $140#please help me#this is a cry for help a genuine one#i dont know what to do i really dont#at least were getting out of Florida (by force)#i guess i just keep working like normal but it def wont be enough.#keep working untill the hammer hits me on the head#and then what?#i dont know. we have a breif plan to drive up to a refreational state get a hotel and find jobs#but#id ont know#im so scared#i know nobody ever sees these but i just. need it so bad right now.#this might actually kill us lol#it all ends on a big fucking blow up every single time#just kinda glad we getting out before they reveal another hateful layer pre election day#i got kicked out and disowned by my dad last election day eve#and then i moved in with my husband. and now my husbands dad is kicking us out AGAIN bc again. we arent taking transphobia and bullshit#called us dykes bruh. they make a big deal everytime they say fag and how they have a 'fag jar' but gonna call 2 fully grown trannies dykes#got it#im suicidal lol#our power is out from helene rn too and wr have a generator but they keep flipping our breaker just to upset us#and on top of all of this. we might be given custody of 3 kids. which im not ready for. im so scared and i dont know what my future beholds
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reiju's situation is awful, but i think it gets even worse when you realize that in fascist states, not only are women generally deemed lesser than men, but also the role of women is primary to be child-bearers and caretakers. germa...... doesn't need that due to its cloning technology.
so, not only does reiju's name have レイ rei 'zero' in it, so she literally Doesn't Count! not only is she not first in line for the throne, because judge has three other sons! but the only position she would normally be allowed to occupy(?) in society is useless, bordering on non-existent. like her only option is to keep doing what she's doing as a mercenary/soldier. at any point, judge could decide he needs her as a political pawn, or even worse: another source for genetic experiments (or both! at once!) and she Cannot Say No
#like no wonder she decided she needs to protect herself above everything because thats fucking horrific#once again: i hate judge!!! im going to beat him to death with a baseball bat!!!!! a metal pipe!!! a comically large hammer!!!!#i need sanji to stay away from his sibling but can someone else help them please.#on one hand i think this draft is stronger if it focuses on both ichiji and reiju and allows their specific issues to play off each other#in a way that makes it more targeted. on the other hand. i REALLY dont want it to read like im using reiju to prop up ichiji#like i think someone should kill me for real if that happens#L.txt#L.wip#one piece#vinsmokes
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not people on tiktok trying to cancel london after midnight for daring to mention rape in one of their songs
#please explain to me why murder and cannibalism are fun jokey topics while simply pointing out rape happens gets you killed with hammers#this person was like well my friend was assaulted at a goth club so i dont take it lightly and its like.#the world does not revolve around you#txt#rape tw
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#shitpost#im new here please dont kill me with hammers#someone probably already did this#spn#destiel#supernatural
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possessed by god again
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i work in a pharmacy how inappropriate would it be to write my number on a cute trans girl’s estradiol prescription
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can we not call eleutherios transmisognistic slurs in my normal raid roulettes please.
i sent the smiley before i realized what they said. wish i could retract it but alas. just had to grit my teeth and almost die to adds
#transmisogny tw#dont fucking call him a “femboi” i am killing you with hammers#i know they meant it as a compliment but i. do not vibe#like. i dont know to me “femboi” implies twink. no. eleutherios may have a flower crown and long hair but he is NOT YOUNG. OR SKINNY.#HES NOT A TWINK!!!!!!!!!! dont ever call him that or ill bite you#especially with the i. like why say it like that. god. please.#“boi” is like. ohh look hes an “uwu soft trans boi” STEP ON A LEGO.#i did get 6 comms out of it though???? so ?????#but like. yall can we stop using those words. please. its not hard
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sydney playlist :33
this isnt him like ... lyrically per se its what i think hed Listen to . some of them i do think hed see himself in lyrically but not necessarily . i just wanted to have some fun bc i have really specific thoughts abt the music hed like :3
#sydney sargent#camp here and there#if u disagree please dont kill me w hammers .......#spent like way too long thinking abt this one#sydney o sargent
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i have found a great amount of spiteful joy and also personal convenience in just. Not Using apps anymore when theyre shitty. i am used to growing around shitty updates like tree roots but spotify just released a mobile update where they straight up plaster multiple unskippable video ads over your screen whether youre in the app or not. and it doesnt even fucking work because they stay on your screen even after theyve ended. so you have to manually delete the video player which pauses your music. so then you have to go back into the app and unpause your music. and you basically have to do this like every ten minutes. so im not fucken doing that. fuck you spotify im just listening to weird indie artists on soundcloud
#genuinely i want to see spotify crash and burn from this so bad it fills me with rage#it is insane how much better soundcloud works why was i living like this#why would they do this. please tell me it wont work and people arent actually buying premium from this#dont give them more money kill them with hammers
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