kuiperselfshipper

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Made more f/o merch instead of doing g my homwortk or one million missing assignemtns

[kuiperselfshipper]

Your f/o just finished ranting about how much they love you, by the way!

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My husband's have been fighting a lot lately I'm scared amd distraught

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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SO GOOD MADE ME SMILE PEAK EPISODE NO NOTES

Going to liveblog in replies here bc main probably dgaf

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Going to liveblog in replies here bc main probably dgaf

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Did you guys know your f/os love you and want to give you a milllionnnnnnnn smooches... Its true.. they just told me... They are rapidly approaching your location at 100mph speeds, be prepared.

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More 2763 but not a number this time

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many such cases

(THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT YOU!!!)

[kuiperselfshipper]

You make your F/O feel treasured in every way.

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Don't fall asleep with your f/o plushie guys, it's gonna fall on the ground while you sleep and then you'll feel bad </3

But if you kiss the plushie one hundred time, I'm sure your f/o will forgive you 🩷

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♡ SELFSHIP FRAMES ♡

hi selfshippers, been wanting to make more stuff for a while now ^w^ just put a picture of your f/o into the frame :3

i'm not gonna make any more color edits so feel free to edit these however you please. no commercial use please. credit is appreciated (and i do want to see your stuff if you use these!!) but not necessary, just please like and/or reblog if you use or save any of them ^w^ thank you

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obsessed w the thought of helping f/o's with their makeup...

whether they wear makeup often and you're helping them apply it or it's brand new to them and you're both just experimenting with things in a bedroom...there's something so intimate about being allowed so close to someone's face like that. to trust someone to emphasize the beauty they see within you and feel no judgement when they try...Doing makeup in the bathroom together, one of you sitting on the counter and the other leaning in close to the mirror. The scent of liquid foundation and strong setting spray. Testing lipsticks by kissing one another to see how big the marks are...i don't know, i just think there's something beautiful about it

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People with a robot/Ai/... f/o :

Imagine laying down in their cables. The warmth emitted by it and the constant low noises of their fans slowly lulling you to sleep.

Imagine tracing the weld seams running along the metal platings of your f/o, the ridged lines slightly rough under your fingertips. Solid, unyielding, but fully them. The act as comforting as cuddling could be.

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Imagining having a mutant/monster/non-human f/o who thinks they're too ugly to be with you. You are absolutely gorgeous to them, and they don't think they have a snowball's chance in hell to be with someone as beautiful as you. So when you confess your feelings to them, their brain absolutely short-circuts. They can't believe their dreams have come true. This is the best moment of their life, and they aren't sure how to react. They just can't believe you love them too. It's like a fairy tale 🩷🩷🩷

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reblog if... if f/o... f/o pretty... pretty f/o... f/o... 🥹❤️

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I love my wife and my husband and my husband and my wife and my husband and my