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Yu-Gi-Oh is bad LGBTQ+ representation
Not because I have a problem with it, but because all of the queer reps are evil and/or annoying AF in-game (pics related)
And that's not even getting into the shows
#yugioh#feel free to add your own examples#or counterpoints#please prove me wrong#this is meant to be silly#please dont actually get offended#im juat tilted by the existence of lab
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oh and also speaking of wuwa. what is it with chinese gachas these days and their one (1) random fucking Dude With A Finnish Name For No Apparent Reason
like theres welt from hi3rd and hsr. aka originally known as joachim nokianvirtanen. whos presumably half german half finnish. but the worst fucking thing about it is that like. while joachim is a very standard german name. ""nokianvirtanen" is NOT a finnish surname. its like an amateur writer looking up random finnish words to mush together into a surname with 0 research into what finnish surnames actually sound like. now by themselves. nokia? virtanen? oh absolutely that works 100%. together? it literally sounds AI generated it makes me cry đđđ
(It could also just literally be nokia-virtanen or virtanen-nokia with the hyphen and work. but nokiaN is possessive form . but NOBODY is fucking called "nokia's virtanen" WHAT. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKSSSSS or like if theres Any legit surname w a possessive form in it which there prolly are some its a Very specific thing not sth broadly applicable at all)
whereas sampo koski is like. honestly peak bc its the complete fucking opposite. this name is like. this is literally Just A Dude. Theres probably like hundreds of actual fucking sampo koskis out there whose linked ins have been permanently buried under Rail the Stars game search results on google i literallg NEED to meet one irl someday and ask them about it its so fucking funny đđđ
like. okay koski is just an uhhhhhhhh. its a type of a waterfall in a river . Rapids? but yeah its a very standard surname. Except not like this SUPER common generic googled the top 10 tier name bc its genuinely an authentic name you run into that sounds natural. Like it doesnt sound like A Character surname its too normal. and then sampo refers to a mythical miracle machine in karelian and finnish folklore with 3 corners that each makes riches of the ocean (represented w salt) the soil (w grain) and the earth (w gold) freely for whoever owns it. In lore some ppl fight over it long story anyway louhi was right. which is again its not some uber common name but its a Very natural one its so weirdddd ive had a sampo for a classmate its cursed đđ and have prolly known a koski at some point too
Anyway point being. Sampo koski is literally the Quintessential normie This is a person not a Space Gacha Game Character name idk HOW they just. came up w it it feels so weirdddd. this is like if boothill was just called like. Josh.
anyway my only real issue w sampo is just that he doesnt fucking act finnish. yes its true reducing nationalities to caricatures is bad but. Listen if you rep us. it HAS to be all the stereotypes actually. we arent all antisocial and depressed for half the year bc its too dark and insomniac and pissed off the other half bc its too bright just to get some fruity fucking aha follower with a name youd see on the employee list of the most mundane fucking office job . i like sampo i just cant claim him . he talks too much and dresses too flamboyant hes an impostor
which brings us to. Wuthering waves. and like as we can see hoyos finnish names have had their interesting moments for sure. so like hows kuro games faring?
Oh they called him--
They Called The Random Finnish Name Guy Of The Wuthering Da Waves Game---
AALTO?????????!??!??? AALTO?????!?
THEY LITERALLY CALLED HIM WAVE IN FINNISH WHAT THE FUCKKKKJKK
honestly idek if i should be insulted or just like. Amazed by the sheer balls it takes to just call him half the title of ur game and be like ah. Perfect. represented the feeble finns again
anyway tho unironically. While he also (to my knowledge at least) has the like. cocky lighthearted menace personality which like. No. at least the way he looks is peak acceptable like yeah this is a random finnish guy animefied and airdropped into this post apocalyptic scifi fantasy world. the quintessentially finnish awful out of fashion speedy sunglasses (this is a cultural in joke that i will Not be elaborating on). the sensible tactical gear. i respect him the white long hair is clearly a survival tactic its camouflage. hes fine. also props for having an aspect of camouflage in his kit w the taunts bc yes historical reference winter war the finns are indeed out there blending in with the environment wahoo. no particular thoughts tho i did pull him so ig legal obligation to build his ass
anyway aalto is also an university. lowkey the students there should just do a power move and make an aalto cosplay like the secondary uniform alongside haalarit itd be funny
but yeah am i going anywhere with this? Making some serious critique god forbid? Not in particular i am just. Continuously baffled w this. bc its not like these characters Are finnish by any metric. They just get random fucking finnish names and its like every single chinese gacha now needs to have a token one and im just here like.but why . What is the purpose of it . what is so effervescent about googling random finnish names and slapping them on your male characters . I do not understand
+ honorary mention to ukko the frostarm lavachurl in genshin. Another folkloric reference (ukko the sky/thunder god) . couldnt even give us a fruity guy in that one. though sitting in your bespoke isolation in a freezing hellhole and beating the shit out a random traveler disrupting your peace is way more finnish than a single sentence most of these characters have uttered so like. Fair actually that Is a mood. king behavior
#inb4 ZZZ also gets one. oh god#WHATS UP W THIS IS ALL I ASK. WHY FINNISH NAMES.#me when someone calls finns the stereotype thing: oh fuck you and your extrovert assumptions its not like that#also me when fruity extrovert gets finnish name in a gacha: NOT ONE OF US. FUCK YOU#(psst psa its not that deep actually. idek why someone would be offended on my behalf for my jokes but jic)#anyway this sure is a thing that exists#also as much as i do not fully claim these not-finns. the butchered names đđđ#SĂM-PHĂE KOS-KIII#TLDR. make a 'wha' sound so ur mouth is all :0 make it again without the 'wh' . A A A. that is a finnish A.#every single finnish A long or short vowel. will sound like that. SAM-PO#anyway. next. say 'fall' and really stretch out the vowel. f-oooo-l#cut that short. thats an O. sam-po. both the vowels are short in the name#koski u know the o. -ki is just like 'key' but say the yyyy the iiiii . thats an i.#and the vowels work the exact same for aalto. long vowel there w the A#no 'äääääl-tou'#just aal-to. crisp and clean our vowels dont do that stretching out at the end#please and thank uuu every single shampoo joke has cut years off my life expectancy đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°#rambles
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>be me
>get new follower
>hellyes.wav
>look at their profile
>they're very obviously an antishipper
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#not fandom#proship#anti-anti#proshippers please interact#this is about my sideblog but still#do you ever just look at someone's profile and INSTANTLY know whether or not they'd attempt to grievously harm you over fanfic#the fucking mile long dni list usually tips me off#like. im sorry but if you have a giant laundry list of people you hate on your profile i probably won't be comfortable around you#having boundaries is cool and all but like.. please define what you mean by ''basic dni criteria'' or ''no weirdos pls''#do you mean actual sex offenders or people who like fanfiction that you don't#do you mean people who have done real harm or people you disagree with regarding censorship#i hate blocking people who like my content but if i feel like i'm at risk of being harmed then imma do it#better to dodge a bullet and (worst case scenario) accidentally block someone for no real reason#than to make myself uncomfortable to avoid upsetting strangers on the internet#sorry i went on such a long tangent LOL i just needed to get this out of my system so that i dont feel guilty for no reason#scary crane rambles
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transid radqueers are being recommended to me on my sidebar ONCE AGAIN holy fuck i never want to see the term 'transplural' ever again
#my t#i dont think i have to express how much we dont want/need to see ppl talking abt how much they 'wish they had' csa trauma like holy fuck#what the fuck. these ppl genuinely need to talk to someone like something is deeply wrong there#like mental health wise#either ur an asshole for being abrasive abt it or theres actually smth behind a wall of amnesia either way fucking get off tumblr#and talk to someone for fucks sake. not even a therapist just a fuckin friend#i see this shit and all i can think of is oh god please please please talk to someone. like this is the most /gen i can be#it both unnerves us offends us and trips up our overempathy. weird fuckin cocktail of emotions right there
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Just like Candy (m)
synopsis. in which your best friend satoru is determined to prove you wrong by making you cum on his tongue until thereâs nothing left.
pairing: gojo x reader
rating: 18+ MDNI. and remember consent is so important.
warnings: 18+ THĂMĂS, èxplĂŻcĂŻt p-ssy eĂ tĂŻng, bèst frïènd gĂśjĂś, ĂśrĂĄl sèx (fèm rècĂŻevĂŻng), fĂŻngerĂŻng, hè ĂŻs ĂĄ mènĂĄcè, lĂ´wkèy yĂĄndèrè gĂśjĂś, pĂśsèssĂŻvènèss, lĂŻckĂŻng, sĂźckĂŻng, bĂŻtĂŻng Ă nd ĂśvèrstĂŻmĂźlĂĄtĂŻĂśn.
âSo youâre saying that I dont look like Iâd be good at eating pussy?â
âYeah.â
So nonchalant. Youâre so nonchalant about this- Satoru is so offended right now, so dumbfounded. How can you say something so stupid! So false. Are you trying to hurt his ego? Heâs literally notorious for making girls see stars with his tongue, heâs the best at pussy eating. Gojo canât help but scoff at you as you sit on his bedrooms couch.
âWow⌠yn I canât believe this AT ALL.â His blue eyes are wide, his mouth agape.
âWhatâs so offensive about it huh? I mean I just think youâre bad at it. You donât even look like youâd enjoy it.â You shrug, and Satoru gasps.
âI LOVE PUSSY.â
âUgh whatever letâs drop it already.â You lean back on the couch, browsing through your phone.
âNO.â He argues back, shaking his head, Satoru gets closer to you, he doesnât understand why youâre messing with him like this.
Youâve been best friends for two years and you always tease him like this, he does it too but heâs just really bad at taking jokes. But you canât stop either you love messing with him. And he kinda likes it.
He wonât admit it, but he loves it when you mess with him, even though he gets a little annoyed like right now.
You just exactly know what button of his to push. And you have pushed enough of his buttons today.
And now itâs about time he proves youâ his best friend, the one he secretly has been liking for the longest timeâ wrong.
âOh yn you asked for this.â He bites his lower lip before he falls to his knees, right infront of you. You put your phone down.. seeing your best friend on his knees.
âItâs okay you donât have to beg for forgiveness haha.â You tease him but when you see a smirk on his face, youâre confused.
What is going on in that brain of Gojoâs?
âWhat?!â
Gojoâs biceps flex as he groans. âIâm going to prove you fucking wrong.â
Before you can really process- Satoru speaks again, he licks his lips, âIâll eat you out- please allow me.â He looks directly into your eyes. âCome on.â He asks, waiting for your Yes.
âW-What..?â You question, youâre so confused, whatâs gotten into him. You were only joking but- âfine⌠fine..â you ponder for a moment before replying.
Gojo grins like a cat, itâs so wide, his pearly whites almost blinding.
âGood girl- are you ready to be proven wrong?â
You donât choose to reply but you spread your legs.
Satorus mouth goes dry as you take off your shorts and now he can see your panties, his mouth agape, his pupils dilated.
âLetâs see what the fuss is about, shall we?â You say, in a quote tone before Gojo grabs the hem of your panties and pulls them down.
You watch him, your heart hammering.
And he feels himself harden.
Youâre gorgeous. Youâre actually indescribable, he has no idea what to say or think because his mind has officially gone blank.
âW-Wow.â He says before burying his face in your pussy, his face directly into it, and he takes a long sniff before grunting against it.
âMhmm fuck- youâre gonna be the death of me.â And then you feel the first lick, you shudder at the sensation, a small gasp leaves your mouth.
He licks it again, giving it a few kitten licks before he starts to gently suck on the clit. His hands grab the best of your thighs and you let out a soft noise.
And thatâs when he starts to pick up his pace, heâs so experienced, but right now he feels so nervous, heâs going to make you cum on his tongue.
Gojoâs tongue flicks out to lick your cunt before he feels you getting wet and he dives his tongue deep in, he digs his nails into your skin as he begins to eat you out.
âNghh a-ahâŚâ you moan and it drives him completely over the edge and he aggressively moves his tongue into your heat.
His face tilts and you hear his occasional grunts and moans- your legs begin to shake as his pace gets rough and aggressive, he tries to bury his face deeper between your legs.
Gojo tightens his grip on your legs, ângh mhmm.â He moans against your pussy as he eats you out like a starved man, his tongue skilled yet sloppy as he moves it.
Your walls clench against his tongue and itâs a delicious treat for him.
âhmph- jusâ like candyâŚâ he shamelessly lets out a guttural moan against your wet pussy. His hot breath only stimulates you more.
But as you feel like youâre going to cum, he detaches his mouth from your needy heat- you whine as gojo smirks, his lips all glossy and drool on the corners of his mouth.
Before you can protest he pushes his large fingers into your pussy, you dry out in pleasure as he moves them, his movements smooth, âooh look at you- a fuckin mess.â He taunts.
He can feel your taste in his tongue.
You taste like candy, itâs so sweet and so addictive, you would think that heâs over exaggerating but itâs true.
You taste like candy.
Your moans are like music as you arch your back at the fast movements of his fingers.
But as soon your walls clench tighter, he pulls his fingers out before licking them lewdly.
âWanna cum? Admit it then. Admit that Iâm the best at eating your pussy.â
You canât comprehend because you canât think- you canât really see. âNghh yes please I need your mouth please.â
Gojo coos, âoh I know sweet girl.â Youâve finally admitted it.
And so, he buries his face deep inside your cunt once more, moaning against it like a beast in heat.
âMhmm yeah- nghh mhmp-~ cum fâme darling- cum all over my tongue.â
#jjk#jjk smut#gojo satoru#gojo satoru smut#gojo smut#yandere gojo#yandere x reader#yandere jjk#yandere jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu gojo#gojo fluff#gojo angst#saturo smut#jujutsu kaisen#smut#dark smut#satoru x reader#jjk satoru#gojou satoru x reader#gojo x yn#jjk x yn#jjk x reader#jjk x you#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x female reader#jjk x y/n#jjk x fem!reader
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Ëđ Ě !! what is this? boyfriend material.
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âż â characters: isagi yoichi, chigiri hyoma, reo mikage, nagi seishiro âż â cw: fluff, gn!reader, no pronouns but there are a few 'fem coded' things referenced like make up or skirts, aged-up!characters, established relationships, pet names, kissing, groping, pda, use of foul language, suggestive themes, proofread so many times so if thereâs a typo ill cry âż â notes: this is my first post âŞ(´â˝ď˝) i haven't written stuff like this in a pretty long time so bear with me âšđš this is some hybrid of headcanon and drabble idk
ISAGI YOICHI is a full-fledged bonafide simp...
he suffers from tragic a condition. when heâs not trying? flirting supreme panty dropper. however, when he tries to flirt with someone he likes? bro is fumbling. at first he seems like such an instant charmer. hes a classic gentleman, great listener, and super attractive. but the second he gets an inkling of a crush, he ruins it for himself. stuttering and getting his words mixed up, saying the most embarrassing jumbled combination of what he actually meant to.
follows you around to all your tasks because how else would he spend his free time except hanging with his baby. to sephora, to the grocery store, to the salon, the the ends of the earth if that's where you're heading that day. more than happy to hold onto your hand as you go about your business, rambling about global soccer statistics and looking at you like you hold the world. yoichi is a prideful purse holder too, his arms and pockets and car being full of your belongings makes him insanely happy for some reason he canât put his finger on. always ready to press the lip gloss youâre patting yourself down for into the palm your hand, taking a kiss as payment.
heâs bad at planning dates, so donât put him in charge unless you want to be late to a reservation at a restaurant 2 hours away with mediocre food. heâs good at paying for them though!! the dates he does get to plan are usually to the mall. what can i say, man likes to spoil you.
at the mall isagi can kind of trick you. because typically if he were to offer to buy you a couple hundred dollars worth of things, you would absolutely refuse. buttt if its just one thing from this store and one thing from another, and maybe its the fact that you dont feel the weight of all the items as your boyfriend carries it all, but it flies under your radar. and at some point you look at yoichi⌠and he has a lot of shopping bags. surely some of those were his right? the little pleased love sick smile on his face says otherwise.
its so worth it to isagi tho. he gets to spend time with you, make you happy, be a doting bf. but it also means that he can pick out clothes for you. as generous as he was, he could be a bit of a greedy gifter - never leaving the mall without a new skirt of his choosing. will personally pick out a pile of things he wants you to try on just for him.
once youre with isagi for a few months, he reveals his true colors. man is a serial PDA offender. he just thinks youâre so pretty, and it gives him such an ego boost to be the guy by your side. better hold his hand or its going in your back pocket. leans in under the guise of giving you a quick, generally acceptable peck on the lips⌠but all of a sudden he wants another before you even fully pull away from the first and its all downhill from there. sits on your side of the table at restaurants instead of across from you so he can rest his hand on your thigh and sneak in small squeezes when he thinks youre not paying attention. and be careful about walking in front of him, heâs not strong enough to resist the urge to smack your ass.
if the PDA thing wasnt a dead give away, isagi is just very affectionate in general, honestly has a hard time leaving you alone when youâre in the same room as him. he just gravitates towards you no matter what he was previously doing. very easily distracted, very easy to bribe. heâs the type of guy where when he goes to get out of bed in the morning to go to practice, and you cling to him and ask him for just 5 more minutes, theres nothing that could stop him from sinking right back into your arms. his attendance record has definitely suffered because he is unable to deny you a single thing you ask for, especially if that thing is him.
CHIGIRI HYOMA is taken and makes sure everyone knows itâŚ
hyomaâs partner very quickly becomes his best friend if they werenât before they started dating. itâs not even intentional, but he gets very quickly attached to you. sure, he has a decent amount of friends, but none of them know him like you do. he loves to hear you talk about your life, invested in your daily drama and indulging you with all of his. he likes to hear your input and insights on situations. he takes notes in his phone when he sees things he thinks you would like, or conversations he had that he wants to tell you about. forever surprised by how much he misses you when youâre apart, chigiri is used to not needing anyone the way he needs you. is so much grumpier at matches that have him go abroad without you, texting you often throughout the day, whenever he can get his hands on his phone.
because youâre now his best friend and partner, chigiriâs a bit tied to you at the hip, but he would never admit to being clingy. not that you mind, hanging out with him is fun and surprisingly intimate. he never fails to hold your hand wherever you go or throw an arm around your shoulder. on dates heâll lean in close to your ear to whisper little observations and jokes about the people around, the two of you sharing witty comments and secretive snickers behind your hands. when hanging out with mutual friends, the way yours eyes meet his wordlessly, both holding the same micro expression, indistinguishable to other people, that says âwe are so talking about that laterâ.
speaking of clinging to your side, hyoma can have a bit of a possessive streak at times. i feel like itâs something you donât really expect of him until thereâs a guy flirting with you in a store. the way your boyfriend is at your side before you can even answer, standing at his full height, squaring his shoulders with a sour look on his face, not at all shy about the way his arm snakes around your waist. âtheyâre not interested.â he states plainly, as if it were obvious, but if you payed close attention to him (which you always did), you would notice the distasteful curl of his lip or the venom seeping into his tone or the way his usually gentle fingers hold onto your side with a firm grip.
he doesnât meet your eyes after, already sensing the knowing smirk on your lips. his ears turn red when you break the silence to tell him that green was a good color on him. but, your ever clever boyfriend is quick to reply, âthatâs cute baby, but iâm not jealous. you havenât seen me when iâm jealous.â the mischievous glimmer in his eye and the smug smile he wears reminds you to not test him.
king of matching outfits with you. not in the novelty shirts cheesy way, but he always asks for a fit check before he picks you up on dates. chigiri is outside your apartment within the hour, wearing a jacket that matches the color of your shoes and a sly grin. generally starts to shift his style to be a bit more cohesive with yours, he loves going out and looking like you belong together.
not to mention, matching outfits give him more excuses to take pictures with you. photos of you and him are plastered all over his instagram, your handle in his bio and everything. heâs no amateur either, always able to catch your best side, in perfect lighting. really makes you feel as pretty as he seems to think you are. hyoma is a bit of a show off too, so he gets a bit of an ego boost getting to let everyone know how cute you are, and that youâre all his.
hyoma greatly values the alone time he gets to spend with you. the best part of his week is sitting on the couch as you help him with his hair care routine. you running a mix of the comb and your fingers through his hair as the two of you catch up on the k-drama you started together. your touch and your attention and your warm presence enough to make the stress of a pro soccer career melt off his shoulders. makes you teach him how to do your nails and learns your skin care routine so that he can return the favor, although heâs much better at the latter.
MIKAGE REO is ungodly whipped and more than a little dramaticâŚ
if weâre talking about social media boyfriends, reo is near insufferable. letâs be real, reo was already flexing on the gram before you got with him. constantly posting pictures of his car and expensive watches and exclusive clubs. he just becomes worse when you agree to go out with him. his story is full of aesthetically blurry shots of you, sometimes featuring him, anywhere and everywhere. in his car, on dates, cooking in his kitchen. he even found the audacity to post a picture of you in his bed, your bare back in full frame, the sheets pooled around your waist. âiâm so luckyâ was the caption and the only context provided. unsurprisingly the lifespan of that post was quite short once you caught wind of it, with the assurance that he wouldnât be getting so lucky in the near future.
i totally think reo is the type of guy that tries to act like a fuckboy but is secretly a hopeless romantic. in other words, reo is a huge sapâ˘. has a picture of you in his wallet. youâre his screen saver and all his passwords feature your name. nagi is the last person left that will still listen to reo ramble on about you, all of his other friends having gotten tired of it.
we already know that reo is taking you to fancy dinners on the regular, but more unexpectedly i think he is a big fan of outdoorsy dates. previously mentioned hopeless romantic tendencies means reo loves a picnic way more than he lets on. his favorite is when the summer comes around and he gets to take you to the beach. if reo dies and goes to heaven and it's not you rubbing sunscreen into his warm back in a skimpy swimsuit he picked out for you himself, he's not interested. a close second favorite of his is late night drives with you. all the windows of his luxury sports car down, blasting a playlist the two of you made together, singing loud and ugly down the empty freeway. in these moments you make him feel weightless and he swears itâs addicting.
king of clingy. every time that you feel your phone vibrate, there's a good chance that it's your boyfriend. never with anything important either, asking where you are, how was your day, sending you pics of whatever he is doing, even resorting to imessage games when he runs out of things to talk about. he just always finds himself itching to open your contact. if mikage reo could eat up all of your attention, he would not hesitate to do so.
reo is usually the caretaker. when he obtained status of boyfriend, you automatically went on his list of special people in his life, only really consisting of you and nagi, and this granted you the exclusive privilege of walking all over him if you so please. truly a pushover and weak to your pouts. while weâre on the subject of ways to get him to fold, reo is surprisingly easy to flatter. your compliments are honey to his ears, no matter how many people have said the same to him before. his heart thumps loud in his chest whenever you do any act of service or labor of love for him. just wait for the day you buy this man some flowers. got his hand splayed over his red face, his palm not wide enough to cover his infatuated grin. "they're really for me, babe? god i knew i picked you for a reason.â
reo's feelings for you run extremely deep. scary deep. you make him feel stupid and irrational. he can't think straight, he's impulsive. you have to keep a close eye on him because give reo enough time alone and he'll convince himself that getting your name tattooed across his chest is an amazing idea, a grandiose display of his affection and devotion to you - sick as hell too. god forbid you go on a trip by yourself, there's honestly a decent chance you'll come home to a marriage proposal and explanations on how "no no, don't worry babe, i know its sooner than you expected but i've got it all planned out.â just be glad that up until this point he has resisted the strong urge to drop a fourth of his trust fund on a ring, a price he's more than willing to pay to make you all his.
NAGI SEISHIRO is greedy and will readily take a mile if given an inchâŚ
nagi is⌠new to the whole boyfriend thing to say the least. not to say heâs bad at it or anything, but i imagine that in the beginning of your relationship, things are a bit, for a lack of better words, lukewarm. he struggles a bit with recognizing that the switch from friends to more than friends is more than just the title, letting you completely take the wheel. but his passiveness doesnât last long. not when he canât escape the way you are constantly on his mind. he thought it was overwhelming enough having a crush on you, but now that heâs falling for you itâs on another level. he thinks of you when he first opens his eyes, facing the obnoxious blue light of his phone to send you your daily goodmorning :x . he thinks of you at night, when heâs restlessly fighting to fall asleep before he ultimately caves and facetimes you so that he can drift off to your tired mumbles and even breaths. he thinks of you when practice drags on, the anticipation of seeing you after the only thing keeping him from giving into his exhaustion.
nagi canât get you out of his head for the life of him, but to be fair he doesnât put up much of a fight. seishiro is used to getting what he wants, so what does he do when his desire for you becomes a hassle? he makes it your problem. constantly calling you and asking you to pick him up from social functions because he misses you. insisting that he stays the night at your place or that you come to his because he needs his daily dose of you. and he doesnât have the shame to be shy of telling you everything on his mind either. he unintentionally says very flustering things, unabashedly demanding your touch and your company, no matter who is listening. itâs your fault heâs like this after all, you might as well take responsibility and give him what he wants.
and what he wants is affection from you, as much as he can get. serishiro is mesmerized by your reactions. being in love with you is uncharted territory that he maps out with piqued curiosity and newfound greed. especially kissing. once nagi gets his first taste of kissing you for real, messy and needy and drawn out, he never wants to go back. not after seeing your red face, eyes lidded and lips parted so cutely he just has to steal one more. now his day dreams revolve around you, what flavor of chapstick youâre wearing, what perfume do you have on, are you thinking of him as much as he does you? thats one thing he never really finds the courage to ask, but that he secretly hopes is true.
he loves to find things you can work on together, even if you always end up being the one putting in more effort. nagi will insist on cooking dinner together, and maybe you get his help for a good 10 minutes before heâs slumped in a seat at the counter eating the ingredients. buys tons of lego sets for the two of you to put together and while youâre following the instructions, heâs stealing pieces you need so he can build a little car to push around the table while he watches you figure it out. heâll even settle for a puzzle and a movie, but your out of luck if you expect him to do anything but the edges.
the lazy genius only really has the time and energy to have a couple of important people in his life, but once you make it into that inner circle, that shit is permanent as far as heâs concerned. it begins with him telling you that it only makes sense to leave some clothes at his apartment, youâre at his place half the week anyway. and then its him smuggling over your favorite pillows and stuffed animals to his bed instead of yours. then heâs asking you to go grocery shopping with him every week. the jokes he makes about the fact that, âyou keep all your stuff here anyway. just move in with me already,â are far too frequent to be subtle. but when he hits you with the puppy eyes, which are annoyingly effective, how could you say no?
youâve put yourself in his orbit after all and now the solar system that is nagi seishiro will use his gravity to pull you inevitably closer. itâs doomed.
is my bias obvious?? cuz i feel like it might be⌠lmk which one was your favorite!!
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ellie x plushies obsessed reader hqâs
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ellie beefing with plushies for 40 minutes straight
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ellie fucks u with a plushie <3
⥠first of all, dont get it wrong. ellie buys you the actual plushies she has this ongoing beef with. she straight up walks around town, probably dealing or some shit, and then she just sees a plushie that is so you from the window of a kids store, and she staright up runs to get it. jesses all like âwhere the f-âŚ.â and one second later, he sees her standing in line, holding a pink squishmallow ready to pull out her credit card. âsorryâ she mouthes to him. âfor my girlâ
⥠as much as ellie loves to see your face light up when she comes home with a limited edition sanrio plushie, she loves trolling you even more. shed literally see a demonic looking plushie and get it for you, only to see how upset you get over it. shit makes her laugh so hard. shes all giggling like âwh- babe its pretty!! look at its eyes its like he sees through you- sâromantic actuallyâ, she speaks, trying to hold her laughter. youre standing there, simply baffled, just staring at her. âellie. that is a spongebob plushie and it looks deranged- and why is he missing a shoe?!â you question. she just huffs and says âi dont knowâ with a guilty look on her face. when you deadpan her she just says âi wanted to see what its feet look likeâ ¿¿¿ you shove her and she gets all offended and says âpfft⌠you dont get itâ you tell her that monstrosity is not welcomed in your home and she ends up. sleeping with it. every night. ellie sleeps with a spongebob plushie (i hc ellie as being a spongebob lover btw i know shed be quoting him like hes kafka)
⥠one night, you walk to your room, the door is like half closed and you just keep hearing sounds of huffing and muffled breaths. you take a peak, and you literally see ellie flipping off and mouthing âfuck youâ to all of your little plushies. youre standing there with this shocked expression, baffled to see your girlfriend pretending to punch the plushies and whispering at them to fuck off. you walk in, and ellie turns to look at you and she looks so guilty, like joel just caught her eating cookies at 3am. âellie. what are you doing?â you question. she huffs, rolls her her eyes, âthey were looking at me weirdâ
⥠youre naked together, cuddled up after getting your pussy destroyed, and ellie takes out two plushies from behind her. âthis is youâ she points at the pink ribboned plushie, âand this is meâ she points at the black squishmallow. she takes both of them in her hands, bumps them together, and begins demonstrating her wonderful show. the black squishmallow is humping the pink one from the back. ellie pants heavily. âels.â you say, warning her. she gives you a sly look. âmmmhm ellieâ she moans. âfuckkk ellie- so so goodâ youre so shocked, you cover your eyes under the blanket before you even think to grab them off her hands. âtaking it so goodâ she says with a darth-vader like voice. âfuck me harder pleaseâ she mocks in a high pitched voice and starts moaning like a porn star. your cheeks are so hot you cant even move. âgonna cum- ellie lemme cumâ shes screaming now, youre pretty sure your neighbors can hear. you start kicking her beneath the blanket, and that only makes it worse âellieeeeee get me pregnantâ she yells and moans louder and louder. youre basically assaulting her legs now, pushing her away, which leads her to finish her wonderful spectacle with a âbest ive ever had ellie. best ive ever hadâ youre screaming and yelling at her for sexually harassing your dolls and shes laughing like a maniac, literal tears fall from her eyes. âooooh-â she wipes a tear. âthat was so fucking funnyâ she speaks, holding her stomach wheezing. ânot funnyâ you deadpan. âtoo funny. ahh- shouldve been a comedianâ she says. she shouldnt.
⥠shes buried deep inside, your leg resting on her shoulder, tears falling from your eyes from how good, how intensely shes fucking you. a white creamy circle starts forming on her strap. âyou crying?â she teases, squeezing your cheeks together forcefully. âmhm-mhm ellieâ you whine, cunt flooded with pleasure, and pain, because its so big, and shes so fast. âcry some moreâ she commands, panting over you. âtaking me so so good⌠my good girlâ she coos, lost in the feeling of the harness bumping her clit, and her girl coming undone beneath her. âcant take it⌠too much!â you plead. shes circling your clit, so slow, just to torture you some more. her hand stops squeezing your tit, and theres a little surprise shes holding on to. âtake itâ she commands, and places the plushie on your chest, staring directly into your eyes. âhug it for me. gonna make it easier, fuckâ she rambles, feeling her own orgasm coming closer and closer. âel- so- soâ you cry out, mumbling incoherently and squeezing the doll so tight its eyes almost pop. âjesus christ- cute, so fucking- cuteâ she pants. her breathing gets heavier and heavier and shes pushing the strap inside even deeper, squeezing out your arousal. âgod damnâ she growls.
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episode four: the sauna test
Steve pushes at Dustinâs feet to help him move further, but heâs quickly berated. âNot my feet, dumbass. Push my ass!â âWhat?â You and Steve exclaim at the same time. âTouch my butt, I donât care!â Dustinâs screeching voice is muffled from the walls of the vent. Looking at you one last time, Steve sighs heavily and places his hands on your brotherâs butt and starts to shove him deeper into the air duct. He canât believe heâs doing this right now, shoving the butt of the brother of the girl heâs in love with. You stand next to Robin, mortified of what youâre currently witnessing, endlessly ashamed of the two boys.Â
Summary: dustin has some brotherly concern for you (dont tell anyone though), steve is offended you dont think he can fight, nancy gets upset during therapy hour, robin encourages child endangerment, erica becomes your hero, and you lose your lunch on hawkins makeshift tower of terror (aka sketchy russian elevators)
Rating: general, swearing
Warnings: swearing, use of y/n, fem!reader
Words: 7.5k
Before you swing in: hello my loves ! had a busy may wrapping up finals, move out, and adjusting back to life at home. i finally had the time to write this, and while im still iffy with some parts, im just excited to finally be at the elevator scene tbh. ive been DYING to write her. enjoy !!
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Dustin stands outside your room the next morning, fist hovering over the door, unsure if he should knock. Itâs early and he canât get the panic he saw in your eyes last night out of his head. He hasnât seen you that consumed with anxiety since you guys were kids and your parents began to fight.Â
He feels horrible for putting you in that position last night, at odds with him, Robin, and Steve.Â
Especially Steve.Â
Dustin hadnât meant to start a fight between you and the teen. Contrary to popular belief, he actually does want the two of you together, but now heâs worried heâs somehow caused a rift in your relationship.
Sighing, your brother allows his knuckles to rap against your door. When he doesnât hear anything, he slowly opens it and pokes his head in. Youâre asleep in your bed, blankets strewn everywhere, and Dustin knows heâs fucked up because you almost never sleep in this late.Â
Now heâs worried heâs going to have to force you into a code blue.
Dustin lets himself into your room and stands before your bed. Then, because heâs your brother and finds it hard to express his worries for you in a normal way, he pokes your cheek with his finger. âWake up.â
You stir at the touch but remain asleep. Dustin groans and starts repeatedly poking you. âDude, get up.â He now starts poking your nose, your forehead and eyebrows, anywhere his finger can reach.
Finally the onslaught of pokes to your face is enough to wake you up. You raise your hand and slap Dustin away as you scrunch your face in displeasure. âWhy do you always insist on waking me up this way?â
âItâs fun for me.â
You slap at your brother again and take a moment to stretch. Your body is exhausted, you got home late last night after your drive with Jonathan. Once the two of you had been done discussing your relationship problems, you both decided to just drive around Hawkins and simmer in your limited time together. For those few hours, only the two of you existed.
Yawning, you blink your eyes open at Dustin. âIs there a reason youâre waking me up before my alarm is supposed to go off?â
Dustinâs smug smile falls. He coughs and starts to fidget with his fingers. âOh, I was justâwell. Last night⌠Do you wanna talk about it?â
The implications of your brotherâs words cause you to fully wake up. âIs this your poor attempt at commencing a code blue?â
âWell, do we need a code blue?â
You roll over and throw your blankets over your head, blocking out the world. âI already talked about my feelings last night with Jonathan, please give me at least twenty-four hours to recover.â
Dustin flicks your ear that pokes out from under the blankets at the mention of Jonathan. âWhy were you with that guy last night?â
âStop touching my face!â You yell at the kid, annoyed. âAnd because heâs my best friend. We both had shitty nights so we drove around and cried together.â
Your brother pauses. âDid you actually cry together?â
âNo,â you now uncover your face and sigh. âOnly I cried, but it was therapeutic nonetheless.â
Dustin drops his head, remembering how upset youâd been standing in the hallway last night with the others. âIâm sorry about last night, Y/N.â
âHey, no.â You sit up now and force him to look at you. âNo apologizing. I understand.â
Your friends have all gone their separate ways this summer and I know youâre so fixated on the Russians because youâre lonely. I understand, and Iâm here for you.
It goes unsaid, but Dustin knows that you have him all figured out, though it doesnât ease the guilt he feels for dragging you into all of this in the first place. âYou donât have to join me at Scoops today, Y/N.â
âI know, but I will anyway after my shift.â I have to keep you safe.
âWe both know youâre only going to make sure I donât burn the place down.â You worry too much.
âOh, donât think I wonât call Steve once this conversation is done to make sure he keeps an eye on you.â I know, but itâs my job and I love you.
âYouâre the worst.â I love you, too.
You ruffle Dustinâs hair with a fond smile. Itâs an intricate thing, the hidden language that can only be found between siblings. All that goes unsaid becomes masked behind teasing and taunts, but you both hear whatâs underneath.Â
When Dustin leaves your room to go to the mall, you roll over in bed and reach for the phone that rests on top of your desk. Your fingers press the numbers that have become ingrained within your brain from countless nights of dialing. The line rings only one time before Steveâs tired voice answers.Â
âHello?â
You smile hearing his voice, despite the distance that seems to have now formed between you. âHi, honey.â
Thereâs rustling on the other end of the line and you know Steve still lays in his own bed only ten minutes from your own. âIs everything okay?â
âEverything is fine,â you quickly reassure him, wincing when you realize you donât normally call him so early. âSorry, I was just calling to ask if youâd keep an eye on Dustin today? With the Russians and everything, I have work today and canât be thereââ
âOf course Iâll keep an eye on your brother, Y/N.â Steve gently interrupts your anxious rambling.Â
âThank you,â you say softly with a laugh, embarrassed.Â
âAre weâŚâ Steve hesitates, unsure how to find the right words. âAre we okay? I know things wereâuh, weird. Last night. And that I was a dick and I just, Iâm really sorry, Y/N. For everything.â
You close your eyes and exhale slowly, knowing that thereâs more that Steve wants to say but is too afraid to tell you. Too ashamed to say that heâs embarrassed as well for allowing his pride to cloud his judgment, and youâre too exhausted to try and remind him again that you love him despite it all. âWeâre okay, Steve. I promise.â
He takes a moment to respond, he doesnât know what else to say. Heâs never been good at this. Finally, he settles on what heâs able to give you. It seems thatâs all heâs been able to do lately. âIâll miss you today, angel.â
âIâll miss you too, honey.â The name slips from your tongue in a languid manner, the warmth that accompanies the word still wraps itself around your body and reminds you of the love you feel for the boy. You hope he can feel the warmth too, you hope it descends down the landline and wraps around him as well. âIâll see you after work.â
âÂ
Your day only gets worse from there.
After only an hour or so of sadly sorting through books at work without a customer in sight, you hear a frail scream come from Mrs. Watersâ office. You run towards the woman in a heartbeat, panic stricken and afraid of what youâll find.Â
Mrs. Waters is sitting tiredly in her office with her head in her hands when you run in. The usually upbeat woman is hunched over with despair and youâre quick to rush over to her with worry. âMrs. Waters, is everything okay?â
She rubs at her temples and itâs then that you realize her telephone is in her hand. Without bothering to look, she clumsily places it back on the wall and looks up at you with sad, tired eyes. âIâm fine, dear. IâI just had a fright, thatâs all.â
âWhat happened?â You pull a chair to sit next to the woman and grab her wrinkled, yet soft, hands.Â
âOh, Iâm old.â Mrs. Waters smiles at you sadly. There are tears in her eyes as she takes a deep breath to try and steady her nerves. âMy, you would think Iâd be used to phone calls from the hospital.â
âThe hospital?âÂ
Hearing the panic in your voice, your boss grabs the hands you have placed on top of herâs and squeezes with reassurance. âIt wasnât for me, dear.â
Youâre still anxious for the woman in front of you. âWho then?â
âThey called me for an old friend,â Mrs. Waters clutches at her chest with a certain fear that youâve never seen within the woman. âSheâs in the hospital because some young journalist found her eating fertilizer in her home last night. Sheâs always been⌠troubled.â
You gasp and pull away from your boss and your mind reels with this new information. Jonathanâs voice echoes within the walls of your mind, of his story of the woman he and Nancy had found last night after investigating the rats.Â
Mrs. Waters frowns at your unexpected reaction and notices the fear on your face. âDear, Iâm sure my friend will be alrightââ
âWhatâŚâ your voice shakes, and you clear your throat. âWhatâs your friendâs name, Mrs. Waters?â
The old woman sighs, sensing thereâs something more to your worry, but her heart hurts for her friend and sheâs seen more in her almost seventy years than sheâs ever wanted to. âHer name is Doris Driscoll.â
â
Youâre sent home early after your conversation with Mrs. Waters. She had been too worried for her friend and saw how shaken up by it you seemed to be as well, so she patted your arm and dismissed you.Â
âThereâs no point keeping the store open today, Y/N. Go home to that cute boy of yours while I go visit an old friend.â
You had tried arguing with her, but even you knew it was no use.Â
Biking to Starcourt, now more than ever worried about your job, you feel your birthday looming over you and the worries of Nancyâs involvement with rats and old women eating fertilizer mixed with Jonathanâs fears.Â
This was supposed to be a good summer.Â
Your head spins as you walk into the backdoor of Scoops Ahoy, finding Robin, Steve, and Dustin all circled around the table as they discuss how to enter the Russian storage room.Â
âWhat? I sneak up behind, knock him out, and I take his keycard.â Steve is explaining when you walk in. He has his leg propped against the seat next to him as he twirls his sailorâs hat in his hand. âItâs easy.â
âDid you not hear the part about the massive gun?â Dustin blinks at the teen, having little faith in his confidence.
You make your way towards the group and lift Steveâs propped leg up so that you can sit before placing the leg across your lap. Feeling your touch, he looks up with surprise to see you, having expected your shift to end later in the day. âY/N?â
âYouâre not going near any Russian men with guns, Steve.â You say to him in lieu of a greeting.
Steve deflates in his seat. âThatâs why Iâd be sneaking.â
Dustin shares a look with you, the two of you remembering all the times Steve has tried, and failed, to win a fight. Clearing his throat, your brother crosses his arms and winks at you before turning to the teen. âAlright, please tell us this, and be honest. Have you ever actually⌠won a fight?â
Steve rolls his eyes. âOkay, that was one timeââ
âTwice, honey.â You interrupt him with a smile, enjoying this conversation maybe a little too much. âJonathan, remember him?â
âListen, that doesnât count.â
âOh, but it does.â You pinch Steveâs shin. âHe kicked your ass, I was there.â
He winces and moves his legs off of you. âHe didnât kick my assââ
âYou got a fat lip, crooked nose, swollen eye.â Dustin adds on, leaning against your chair now as the two of you gang up on Steve.Â
âHe even pinned you at one point. I distinctly remember thinking he was going to kill you.â You say, smirking.
Steve scoffs. âOh, you did not have any concern for me thenââ
You hit his shoulder. âYes I did! Iâve always been worried about youââ
âCan you guys not make everything about your weird relationship for like, three seconds, please?â Dustin whines as you and Steve start to bicker about something else entirely.
As the three of you argue, Robin seems to get an idea and runs out of the room. Noticing her sudden absence, you turn to Steve and frown. âWhatâs Robin up to?â
He stands up and sees her snatching money from the tip jar before running off. Steve calls after her, but she doesnât slow down as she runs out of the shop. âWhat are you doing?â
âI need cash!â She says, as if that explains everything.
âIsnât half of the tip money Steveâs?â You ask, now standing next to him by the register alongside Dustin.
âIâll pay your boyfriend back later, Y/N.â Robin continues to walk towards the shopâs exit. âIâm going to find us a way into that room, a safe way, just like I promised you.â
Youâre oddly touched that she remembered your insistence on keeping everyone safe. With a smile, you call across to her, âthank you!â
Robin blushes and forces herself to look away from you so that she can direct her attention to Steve. âIn the meantime, sling ice cream, behave, and donât get beat up. Iâll be back in a jiff!âÂ
As you and Steve watch Robin leave, the two of you turn and catch Dustin licking at one of the ice cream scoops. You whack him with the back of your hand and cringe at him. âDude, what the hell?â
Dustin flinches away from you as Steve snatches the scoop from the boy with his own disgusted look. âNot my scooper, man.â
âWhy are you like this?â You ask your brother with disappointment in your voice, to which he huffs at.Â
âIâm a curious person.â You scoff at Dustin and he rolls his eyes at you before making his way out from behind the ice cream counter. âIf Iâm going to be judged, then Iâm going to the arcade while we wait for whatever Robin has planned.â
Heâs gone without another word, leaving you alone with Steve.
Itâs still early in the day and thereâs only a few customers in Scoops Ahoy, so itâs just you and Steve. Itâs the first time youâve been alone together since last night, when youâd been standing in front of him, begging him to listen to you, and all he could do was watch you silently with pain in his own eyes.Â
As if coming to this realization himself, Steve coughs and rocks back and forth awkwardly. He knows you told him this morning that everything was okay between you two, but things still feel off. Despite your best efforts, he can tell that youâre still struggling to seem okay with the whole Russian debacle. Youâre still frail looking, unsure and anxious, and Steve hates that heâs the reason why.Â
Hesitantly, he reaches for your hand. âCare to, uh. Join me in the backroom?â
You raise your eyebrows at his question. âAre you propositioning me, Harrington?â
âNo!â His eyes widen in fear and his voice squeaks, which only embarasses him more. He clears his throat and tries to swallow down his dread. âI mean, not like that. I figured we could, you know⌠talk.â
Now itâs your turn to fill with dread. Heâs seen through you, despite your best efforts to try and appease everyone. Squeezing his hand, you nod at Steve and allow him to guide you into the backroom.Â
Steve pulls a chair out from the table and sits down, and before you can process whatâs happening, he pulls you down and into his lap. You throw your arms around his neck to steady yourself at the sudden movement, which only makes Steveâs proud smile widen. âYou planned that, didnât you?â
âSure did, angel.â
You laugh and shake your head at him, tightening your arms around his neck and settling into his lap. He rests his hands on your thighs and stares at you with such warmth, such patience, content to simply have you here with him. Despite the uncertainty that seems to now loom over the two of you, thereâs still a certainty within it. Thereâs still a trust that accompanies the hesitancy, and itâs this trust that caresses your cheek and coaxes you to speak.Â
âI donât like what weâre doing, Steve.â You confess to him, making your words as plain as possible so that nothing gets misconstrued; too often your words have gotten lost in translation.
Steve nods slightly, his eyes never leave yours, and he listens. âI get that, I do, and Iâm sorry if I ever made you feel bad about standing your ground. Itâs just⌠I wanted to go along with Dustin, pretend for a few days that Iâm not some moron who couldnât get into college, you know?â
âYouâre not an idiot,â you fix a piece of Steveâs hair that has fallen out of his sailorâs hat and sigh. âBut thereâs more to this than just my stupid need to protect everyone.â
âDid something else happen?âÂ
You hesitate, unsure if whatâs been on your mind holds any real weight, or if youâre just being paranoid now after everything youâve been through these last few years. Biting your lip, you decide that itâs Steve youâre telling this to. Paranoid or not, heâll listen and try to help you piece it all together as well. He always does. âA few days ago I saw Billy stumbling on the side of the road. He was⌠bleeding.â
Steveâs eyes harden at the teenâs name and instinctively his grip on you tightens. âDid he do anything to you?â
âNo,â you breathe out sharply, remembering how disoriented Billy had been. He was in no condition to cause you any harm, which in itself frightened you. âThere was something off about him, Steve. IâI canât explain it, but a day before I saw Billy, I had been with Will and he was almost similar to Billy, I guess? He justâhe was frozen, staring off into space, until I got his attention again.â
âWhy do I feel like thereâs something else youâre not telling me?â
You sigh. âBecause there is. Thereâs always something else in the fucking town.â Anger begins to rise within you and you force yourself to swallow it down. Now isnât the time for the anger that always simmers just below the surface, waiting. âI talked to Jonathan last night. Heâs been with Nancy investigating rabid rats and an old woman who was caught eating her fertilizer.â
âChrist,â Steve exhales with bewilderment.
âAnd now Russians in Hawkins? What are the odds of this all happening within the same week?â
âDo youâŚâ Looking around, Steve lowers his voice. âDo you think itâs happening again?â
âI donât think so, El told us she closed the gate, but⌠I canât explain any of this, either.â You feel helpless, and you hate it. Thereâs something youâre missing, thereâs something connecting it all, and yet youâre going in circles.Â
It all canât just be a coincidence, and itâs a horrible, maddening feeling.Â
And Steve tries to absolve you from it. âWeâll figure it out, together. You and me, even if you want to kill me by the time weâre done, I promise you that Iâll help youââ The phone starts to ring, cutting Steve off, and he sighs. Patting your thighs, he silently asks you to get up so that he can answer it.
Lazily walking over to the ringing phone, Steve picks it up with slight annoyance. âScoops Ahoy, this is Steve.â Thereâs a feminine voice on the other line, which he frowns at, before handing the phone to you. âItâs for you?â
Surprised, you stand up and take the phone, unsure who would be calling for you at the ice cream shop. âHello?â
âY/N, itâs me. Um, hi.âÂ
âNancy?â
âIâuh, I called your job and this older lady told me youâd be at Scoops Ahoy? I needed someone to talk to, and IâI just,â She clears her throat, and itâs only now that you notice the exhaustion in her voice and how thick it sounds from dried up tears. âYou know what? This is weird, I shouldnât have called. Iâm sorryââ
âHey, no.â You fumble with the telephone cord and desperately wish you were with Nancy right now. After what Jonathan told you last night, you feel horrible for the girl, and from the sound of it, she needs someone there for her right now. âTalk to me, Nance. What happened?â
You hear her inhale a shaky breath, always the first to try and disguise any upset and hurt she may be feeling for the sake of others. She takes another deep breath, exhales slowly, and then begins to talk. âJonathan and I had a fight.â
She tells you everything, from Mrs. Driscoll and the rats to Tom firing them for falsely identifying as reporters. Itâs everything Jonathan told you last night, all his worst fears come true, except Nancy also tells you what he told her this morning. How condescending he had been, how he had reminded her of how poor he is, how he belittled her need to figure everything out herself.Â
âHe kept defending all those assholes, Y/N.â More tears lace within Nancyâs voice. âHe wouldnât listen to me. He just kept repeating over and over again about how he needed the job, as if it wasnât the single more humiliating thing Iâve ever had to endure.â
Thereâs so much you want to say, but youâre afraid it will only come out wrong. âI canât imagine what you had to go through, Nance. I know those men were horrible to you, but you understand where Jonathan is coming from, right?â
âI mean, I thought I did, but,â she sniffs, her voice is soft and defeated. âIâm not so sure anymore. It feels like we canât understand each other, like weâre physically incapable of seeing eye to eye. I know he has to provide for his family, IâI love that he takes care of them, that he always does whatâs right, and yet it infuriates me sometimes.â
You canât help but chuckle at what Nancy has said. She sounds so much like Jonathan in this moment, reminiscent of him telling you that her ambition is what he loves about her, and here she is saying his integrity is what she loves about him. âGod, you two and your pride; you sound just like Jonathan. He said practically the same thing about you last nightââ
âJonathan talked to you about this?â Nancyâs voice becomes cold, defensive, and you know youâve just said the wrong thing.
âWell, I mean,â you frantically try to alleviate the situation. âHe only wanted advice, thatâs all.â
Nancy scoffs, and you feel your heart drop. âSo he can tell you all about how he feels, but bottles it up when it comes to his girlfriend?â
Well, fuck.Â
âHe was scared and overwhelmed.â You try to keep your voice neutral, not wanting the girl to assume youâre on anyoneâs side. âItâs a difficult situation, and he came to me for help just like you are right now.â
Jealousy claws at Nancy suddenly, it clashes against the hurt within her. Jonathan went to you, as heâs always done, he sought solace in you for the emotions within him that he still has yet to share with her. It reminds her, then, just how little she knows about him still. How many years stretch between you and Nancy when it comes to Jonathan.Â
âIâm sure you know all about how he feels,â she says bitterly, unable to stop herself. âThe two of you understand one another.â
You sense that thereâs something important with what sheâs just said. The words were said with a history behind them, an insecurity that you cannot compensate for, and you feel defenseless against Nancy. âHe was hurt, and so are youââ
âGod, I shouldâve known youâd take his side! I mean, you two always do this. Iâm such an idiot.â
Panic begins to surround you. âNancy, Iâm not taking anyoneâs side, just please listen to meââ
The line goes dead as Nancy hangs up.Â
Numb, you place the phone back on the wall and stare blankly at it. The pressure of tears presses against your eyes and you try to steady your breathing. Youâve hurt Nancy, youâve caused a rift between you that threatens to collapse into a chasm, and you donât know what to do.
Steve sees that youâre fighting back tears and he tugs you against his chest. His embrace soothes you, but when he asks what happened, all you can do is shake your head, too overwhelmed to speak. Thereâs too much to explain, a history between you and Jonathan that you know Steve accepts, and yet now youâre terrified youâll somehow hurt him like youâve hurt Nancy.Â
âIâm sorry, angel.â
Neither of you are sure what Steve is apologizing for, but itâs enough for now.Â
So much for an easy summer.
âÂ
âIt is fascinating what twenty bucks will get you at the County Recorderâs Office.â Robin places a giant sheet of paper onto the table. On it are lines and shapes all drawn in blue with an intricate layout. You lean in close to inspect it as Robin continues explaining. âStarcourt Mall, the complete blueprints.âÂ
Dustin praises her idea and you hesitantly agree; you wouldâve never thought of asking for the mallâs blueprints. âYouâve got my attention.â
She smiles and starts to explain her plan. âThis is us, Scoops,â her fingers trace over the paper as she guides you and the boys through the blueprint. âAnd this is where we want to get.â
âI donât really see a way in.â Steve points out, now sitting at the table with an arm wrapped around you.Â
âThereâs not,â Robin casts the top blueprint aside and reveals another one underneath. Itâs similar in design, although this one lacks more shapes and is mostly lines. âIf youâre talking exclusively about doors.â
You squint at the drawings, trying to figure out what they remind you of. âAre thoseâŚâ
âAir ducts!â Dustin finishes for you, impressed with Robinâs idea.
âSafe, practical, and wouldnât involve guns.â Turning to the girl, you nod at her and wink. âBuckley, you really keep your promises.â
Robin bows playfully. âTurns out, this secret room needs air just like any old room, and these air ducts,â she grabs a marker from the whiteboard and circles Scoops on the blueprints before drawing a winding line down to the hidden vault and circling it as well. âLead all the way here.â
The four of you all look up at the vent above you, and while the idea seems like the safest option, you canât help but wonder how horribly wrong it could go as well. Youâve never had the best luck, not when it comes to Hawkins, and the air ducts seem almost too easy of a solution to trust.Â
Steve finds a screwdriver in one of the shopâs drawers and takes apart the air vent with Dustinâs help. You stand next to Robin and watch with slight weariness, unsure where to go from here. Once Steve has removed the vent, he shines a flashlight inside and winces.Â
âI donât know, guys. Itâs a tight fit.â
âI can do it,â you step forward. âCanât be that bad, right?â
Steve looks down at you from the ladder. âThis feels like a trap.â
âMove, Harrington.â Once heâs off the ladder, you climb up yourself. When you look into the vent, your heart drops. It is a tight fit, thereâs no way youâll be able to crawl through it. Defeated, you climb down the ladder. âWell, shit.â
âIâll fit.â Dustin now speaks up.
âNo you will not.â
He rolls his eyes at you. âNo collar bones, remember?âÂ
âExcuse me?â Robin has never been more confused in her life.
Steve begins to explain Dustinâs medical condition while you continue arguing with your brother. âIâm not letting you do this!â
âYou got the healthy genes while I got the rare genetic condition, Y/N.â Dustin starts to climb up the ladder as you tug at his shirt to try and stop him. âLet me abuse it!â
âButââ
Steve places a hand on your shoulder. âIâll handle this, Y/N.â
You step back, hoping that heâll talk some sense into your brother, but to your horror he only makes things worse. Dustin starts to climb into the vent with Steve below him, but he gets stuck about halfway in. âSteve, push me!â
The teen looks at you, unsure what the right call here is. âDo IâŚ?â
âYeah, just push the kid.â You rub your eyes, tired. âHeâs already almost in the damn air duct anyways.âÂ
Steve pushes at Dustinâs feet to help him move further, but heâs quickly berated. âNot my feet, dumbass. Push my ass!â
âWhat?â You and Steve exclaim at the same time.Â
âTouch my butt, I donât care!â Dustinâs screeching voice is muffled from the walls of the vent.
Looking at you one last time, Steve sighs heavily and places his hands on your brotherâs butt and starts to shove him deeper into the air duct. He canât believe heâs doing this right now, shoving the butt of the brother of the girl heâs in love with. You stand next to Robin, mortified of what youâre currently witnessing, endlessly ashamed of the two boys.Â
The two boys argue, Dustin commanding Steve to push him harder as the teen tries his best to shove the kid, and Robin leans over to you. âRemind me, why are you into Harrington again?â
All you can do is sigh at her question, having no good answer as you watch Steve now manhandle Dustin and scream back insults at him.Â
They look ridiculous.Â
âAhoy, sailors!â Someone rings the registerâs bell impatiently. âAll hands on deck!â
You and Robin turn to find Erica standing at the register as she repeatedly rings the bell and demands her daily free samples. Youâre about to respond to her when you see Robin raise her eyebrows; itâs clear sheâs thought of something.Â
âWould⌠Erica fit in the vent?â
Your hand snatches at Robinâs arm as you pull her away from the shopâs window. âAbsolutely not. Weâre not getting Erica involved!â
âCâmon, Y/N. Sheâs small, she could easily fitââ
âSheâs ten.â Sheâs too young. Youâve always regretted that Dustin and the party were twelve when everything began.Â
Youâll be damned if you ruin another childâs life.Â
But Robin doesnât know any of this, and she ignores you as she runs to the register and recruits Erica before you can stop her. Within a minute you have a very curious Erica Sinclair climbing the ladder up to the vent as she shines a flashlight through it.Â
You stand below her, helpless.Â
âYeah, I donât know.â She climbs down after a few minutes of studying the ventâs dimensions.Â
âYou donât know if you can fit?â Dustin asks.Â
Erica leans against the table and studies the four of you with distaste. âOh, I can fit. I just donât know if I want to.â
âAre you claustrophobic?â Robin teases her, but you only feel sympathy for the girl.Â
You step towards Erica, trying one last time to reason with her. âYou donât have to do this, you know. You can back down now, no one will blame you. In fact, I will give you all my allowance if you say no.â
Dustin elbows you roughly to get you to shut up, he knows what youâre trying to do. You glare at him and rub your now tender shoulder. When you look towards Steve and Robin for backup, both teens send you pleading glances similar to the ones from last night.
Once again, youâre the odd man out.Â
None of this is what you want.
âI donât have phobias,â Erica informs Robin. Then, she turns to you, âand no one tells me what to do.â
Steve crosses his arms. âOkay, well. Whatâs the problem?â
âThe problem is, I still havenât heard whatâs in this for Erica.â
Ten minutes later, youâre sitting in a booth with the others as Steve slides Erica a freshly made sundae.Â
âMore fudge, please.â She requests, pleased sheâs won.
Steve looks at you, already fed up with the kid, and you feel no sympathy for him. âGo on, get the girl her bribery fudge. This is what you wanted.â
He cringes at the sarcasm in your voice and knows youâre once again pissed at him. Defeated, he hangs his head low and leaves to get Erica more fudge without another word. Once heâs gone, Robin opens up her blueprints and shows the girl the air ducts. âYou see this? This is the route youâre going to take.â
You sit there quietly as Dustin and Robin talk to Erica. After theyâve explained the entire plan, she mentions that this all sounds like child endangerment. You let out an exhausted chuckle. âIt does, doesnât it? Isnât that just hilarious to think about?â
Robin tries to reassure both you and Erica. âWeâll be in radio contact with you the whole timeââÂ
âAh, ah, ah!â Erica waves a finger in Robinâs face, unamused. âChild. Endangerment.â
âItâs a shame only you can see that.â You drop your head onto the table, entirely over the situation. âI mean, how can only the ten year old see how insane this is, huh?â
Dustin throws a straw at you and shushes you, annoyed with your theatrics. Clearing his throat, he turns to Erica. âWe think these Russians want to do harm to our country.â
âUnconfirmed, actually.â You retort. With every passing minute, it becomes more and more evident that this really is happening, and thereâs no way you can back out now; someone sane has to be there to protect everyone. Dustin and the others all seem deluded by the idea of fame and adventure, but all you want to do is keep your loved ones safe.Â
âShut up,â Dustin shoves you further away from him as he tries to win over Ericaâs agreement. âGreat harm. Donât you love your country?â
âYou canât spell âAmericaâ without âEricaâ.â She takes a sip from her drink, now listening.
You lift your head up from the table and share a baffled look with Dustin, both of you going through how to spell America in your heads. Amazingly, Erica is right. You really canât spell the word without her name.Â
âIncredible,â you whisper, in complete disbelief.Â
Dustin shakes his head. âUh, yeah. Oddly, thatâsâuh, totally true⌠So, donât do this for us. Do it for your country. Do it for your fellow man, for America â Erica.â
After your brotherâs speech, Erica puts down her drink and mocks him, still not entirely sold on the whole child endangerment idea. Instead, she goes on a whole spiel about how she loves capitalism and paying people for their services while you sit there, head pounding with a headache.Â
âAnd it seems to me,â Erica concludes with a smile, âmy ability to fit into that little vent is very, very valuable to you all. So, you want my help? This USS Butterscotch better be the first of many. Iâm talking free ice cream for life.â
Robin and Dustin mirror exasperated expressions on their faces, but honestly? You get a kick out of Erica recognizing her worth; sheâs brilliant. Without saying anything, you lift your hand up for Erica to high five, which she happily accepts.Â
âTo child endangerment!â You cheer, your voice oozing sarcasm, and Erica follows suit as Robin and Dustin both slump in their seats.Â
âÂ
Itâs your idea to prep Erica for whatever she may find after crawling through the ducts. You shoved a helmet on her head and forced knee pads onto the girl, which she adamantly protested against.Â
âThis is excessive, even for you.â
You held up money, which promptly shut her up. âWear the protection and do exactly as I say, or lose $5.â
After she took the money, you then held out your switchblade for her to take as well. âAnd use this if anything happens, alright?â
Erica had stared at you, slightly surprised. âWhy do you carry knives on you?â
âAsk questions later.â
Now youâre anxiously waiting on the mallâs rooftop once more with Dustin, Steve, and Robin as you radio Erica for updates.
âYou nerds in position or what?â Her voice drones through the walkieâs speaker.
âYeah, weâre in position.â Robin confirms. The three of you have been scouting the shipment deck for the last thirty minutes, making sure all the possible Russian guards were gone. âItâs all quiet up here, so youâve got the green light.â
You take the walkie from Robin. âBut be careful, okay?â
âYeah, yeah. Be careful and green light, roger that. Commence Operation Child Endangerment.â
Robin snatches the walkie back and cringes at what Erica has said. âCan we maybe not call it that?âÂ
âThat's exactly whatâs happening here.â You say with a snort.Â
âThanks for the help, Y/N.â
You give Robin a thumbs up. âAnytime.â
Erica announces that sheâs in the air ducts and you feel the familiar burden of fear creep through you as she now goes quiet. Steveâs hand finds yours and he attempts to ease your discomfort as you all wait. âErica will be fine, Y/N.â
âYeah, totally!â Robin tries to reassure you as well, though she looks nervous too.
The minutes drag by at an agonizingly slow pace. The three of you hold your breath, waiting for Ericaâs assurance that sheâs safe and okay, and you pray to whatever god thatâs up there to listen and keep her safe.Â
If anything happens to her, it would only be your fault for not having learned your lesson sooner.Â
âAlright, nerds.â You let out a breath of relief when Erica radios again, and you can feel Steve exhale as well. Heâd been worried, too. âIâm there.â
âDo you see anything?â Robin asks, voice alight with excitement now.Â
âYeah, I see those boring boxes youâre so excited about.âÂ
âAny guards?â
Erica pauses a moment, presumably scanning for any signs of danger, before responding. âNegative.â
You breathe out again with relief. At the very least, Erica is in a safe enough location.Â
However, Robin isnât done asking questions yet. âBooby traps?â
âIf I could see them, theyâd be pretty shit traps, wouldnât they?â
You grab the radio again from Robin. âErica, have I told you that youâre my favorite child?â
âYou havenât, but I know I am,â thereâs a bang over the other end of the walkie, then a loud thud followed by a grunt, before her voice comes through again. âIâm in.â Then, not even a minute later, the door to the vault begins to lift up, revealing a smug looking Erica on the other side.Â
You all stare at her in awe, and she snaps her fingers at you. âFree ice cream for life.â
Steve lets out a surprised laugh and a smile crosses your face as well. Even though youâre still entirely against whatâs happening, you canât believe that the plan worked. You guys successfully broke into a Russian vault.Â
That beats Demodogs any day.Â
You, Steve, Robin, and Dustin climb down from the roof to get to Erica as fast as you can. When you finally join her, you risk her fury and pull her into your arms for a hug. âYouâre so much braver than I was at ten.â
Erica shoves you off of her. âThat doesnât at all surprise me.âÂ
While you make sure sheâs okay, Dustin and the others investigate the room. Thereâs boxes everywhere with tape all over them. Lifting one up onto a table, Steve turns to you. âCan I borrow that switchblade, Y/N?â
âSheâs got it,â you point to Erica. âTalk to the kid.â
Steve frowns, having unexpected this, and, being scared of the girl, he laughs nervously. âUh, Erica? Can I have that switchblade now?â
She rolls his eyes at him and digs through her pockets to retrieve it. âArenât you the man in the relationship? Why donât you have your own pair of knives?â
You cover your mouth to try and stifle the laugh that escapes you, but itâs no use. Steve hears it and sticks his middle finger up at you before finally opening the box. Cutting through the tape, he opens the boxâs flaps to find a metal storage container within them.
When Steve reaches his hand inside the box, you stop him. âPlease, be careful.â
âI got this, angel.â However, he slows his movements and carefully grabs at the containerâs handle. Slowly, he turns it, and it lets out a terrifying hiss as air escapes it. Removing the lid, more air comes crawling out and reveals four individual cylinders.
âDefinitely not delicious noodles and sensible shoes.â You breathe out, and Steve hums in agreement.
âThatâs a weird way of saying âyou were right, Dustinâ.â Your brother snarks, and you hit his shoulder to shut him up.
Meanwhile, Steve waves his hand at the four of you, motioning you to back up. âUh, maybe you guys should, you know, stand back.â
Robin and Erica donât hesitate to listen, but you and Dustin remain where you are. Thereâs a silent agreement between the two of you to not abandon Steve, he needs you. When he sees that you both havenât listened, Steve pleads with you. âJust step back, please? Iâm doing this for you guys, this could be dangerous.â
âNo.â You and Dustin say at the same time.Â
Steve tries to argue again, but you remain firm in your stance. âIâm not leaving you. Ever.â
His words falter at the sincerity in your voice, and he wishes it was just the two of you alone right now so that he could stroke your cheek and kiss away your concerns. Heâs filled with warmth by your care for him, but just like you would never put him in danger, Steve would never put you in any danger either.Â
He loves you with everything within him, he just wishes he could tell you this.Â
âIf you die, I die.â Dustin proudly declares, breaking Steve out of his thoughts.Â
You stare at your brother, as does Steve, and together the two of you awkwardly pat the kidâs shoulder to acknowledge his sentiment. With a cough, you add, âHendersons with Harrington.â
Steve clears his throat, overwhelmed and slightly off put by the bizarre support. âOkay, I guess.â He grabs at one of the cylinders and twists slowly, and when it unlocks, he lifts and reveals a bubbling green liquid. âWhat the hell?â
Robin asks what the substance is and you feel like youâve lost your mind. You have no idea what the fuck is happening anymore. âGod I hope itâs scary Kool-Aidâ
As soon as the words have left your mouth, you feel rumbling beneath your feet.Â
Immediately, you know youâve fucked up.
Dustin looks up at you in alarm. âWas that just me, or did the room move?â
âBooby traps,â Erica whispers, looking scared as well.
A mechanical whirring sound infiltrates your ears as the room starts to shake again, and every part of your body screams at you to run. Something is very, very wrong. Grabbing Dustinâs hand, you start to head towards the door. âWe need to leave. Now.â
âLetâs go!â Robin follows you, not needing to be told twice, and grabs one of the vials of liquid as she does so.Â
âWhich one is the button, Erica?â Dustin asks, fingers hovering over the control panelâs buttons after pressing one failed.
âJust press the damn button, nerd.â
You turn to her, panic rising. âHe is, but nothingâs happening.â
âPress âopen doorâ.â
Dustin presses the button again but still, nothing happens. Frantic to escape the room now, you shove him aside and try yourself. Your fingers press roughly against it, but still the doors wonât budge.Â
Steve joins, sliding next to you as he starts to try pressing the buttons. âHere, press the other button.â
You slap his hand. Youâre overwhelmed and scared and anxious and heâs five seconds away from losing an eye. âI already did that!â
Dustin starts to argue with Steve now and they push you back, repeatedly hitting whatever they can touch, as Robin and Erica shout their own useless and unneeded advice that is helping absolutely no one. You stand behind the boys, hands pressed against your head as you start to hyperventilate with panic.
Then, walls come slamming down on all sides of the room, effectively kick starting your panic attack. The lights begin to flicker as the room suddenly drops. Your stomach lurches into your throat as youâre thrown downward, and instinctively you grab for Dustin in your panic as Steve grabs for you.Â
Everyone screams as you plunge into the darkness.
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last 5 years running out my mouth
katsuki bakugou x reader
one night, amongst the crowds and the music, katsuki wonders why heâs looking for you- he knows you donât go to parties, anymore. themes of (katsukiâs) depression and substance usage
i love you 5sos nation đŞ inspired by you dont go to parties
5 am.
katsukiâs clinging to his couch. everyone on his contact list, and everyone on their contact lists and so forth, stood in his house. red, drunken eyes dart around, as if looking for someone. though he knows its futile. youâre not there. at least, not anymore.
he groans, sitting up. he needs to vomit. this isnât a good look for a new, fresh-faced hero. he pushes through the crowds, starting to kick people out. he didnât care where they went, just not here.
he knocked over a vase. heâs probably offended a bunch of people. heâs trying to make it to a place in the apartment that doesnât reek of alcohol and dead dreams- an ambitious attempt, to put it nicely.
he groans, bumping into someone. he grows even more frustrated when he sees who it is.
âkatsuki, youâve gotta sit down, man.â kirishima says, directing his friend to the bedroom. kirishima is a party goer, but lately, he knows to stay sober enough to keep things in check. someone had to be bakugouâs jailor.
katsuki doesnât protest, sitting down while the redhead ushers everyone out of the house. he sighs, returning to the bedroom, seeing bakugou sitting there, his head in his hands.
âfuck⌠i donât know.â he pinches the bridge of his nose. he doesnât curse out of anger or hatred; he curses out of sadness. katsuki sits there, like theres vultures spinning around him, waiting for their time to strike.
what a tragedy.
bakugou opens his mouth to say something, but the overwhelming urge to vomit takes over. kirishima walks over, pushing him onto the bed and making sure he lays on his side. he stares, heartbroken, wondering where it all went wrong.
â§.* â.Ë âž .âË â§.* â§.* â.Ë âž .âË â§.* â§.* â.Ë âž .âË â§.* â§.* â.Ë
you prayed heâd just talk to you, about his fears and about his doubts. you wish heâd be honest about his panic attacks, especially after the war. heâd wake up in a cold sweat, remembering the fighting, remembering the tears. but some invisible barricade caged his feelings inside his heart. this had to be his battle.
heâs still there in the darkness, feeling like a heartless monster. heâs starting to come undone, the sadness in his bones seeping into the security and confidence once embedded in him. maybe he isnât who he set out to be in the first place.
but heâs not gonna let you know that.
âtold you iâm find, moron.â he says, spooning you. he hopes you donât notice how glossy his red eyes are, but you do.
âkatsuki, please-â
âiâm fine.â
you bite your lip. if you canât get him to open up, maybe you can take his mind off of it. a party never hurt anybody, right?
ââŚdenkiâs throwing this get-together tomorrow night.â you say, proposing the idea to him. âits a reunion for our class. we should go. itâll get your mind off of⌠whatever it is.â
he scoffs, musing that heâs too good for parties. âyeah, a bunch of lightweight assholes i have to drive home? no thanks.â
âoh câmon, itâll be fun.â you pout.
itâll be fun, and because youâre desperate to see a smile on his face again, even if its from laughing at his friends drunken antics. anything thatâll have even a semblance of your katsuki back.
âiâll think about it.â he canât say no to that face.
and that was the first time you ever saw katsuki drink.
he can handle his alcohol well, actually. he keeps you close by him, starting with one shot, and then another, and then kissing your neck in front of all your friends while his bitter breath tickles your skin.
he was laughing, enjoying himself. he was surrounded by people who diminished his doubts. a night of partying and fun did him some good.
what you didnât anticipate, however, was how often he was attending them now.
the fame followed him everywhere. katsuki would end up in different celebritiesâs basements, with close friends or even strangers. at first, you went with him. but it were as if the alcohol formed oceans between you two, separating you from katsuki.
heâs spiralling and you can see it. heâd chase down all that pain with shots, and all that trauma with drunken dares and released inhibitions. at first, you went with him to have fun. then, you went with him to make sure he didnât take his foot off the breaks. now, you couldnât bring yourself to go at all.
âkatsuki, you need to stop.â you say, following one of his nasty hangovers.
he groans, clutching his temples. âdonât⌠god, youâre making my head spin, [y/n].â
âiâm making your head spin?â you scoff. âno, thats because you were out till 3 last night.â
âit was denkiâs birthday.â he tries to excuse himself.
âno, it was seroâs, and they told me you were shitfaced for most of it!â you raise your voice, tears brimming.
his eyes widen, seeing how upset you are. he knows its irresponsible, but he also knows being drunk was a way to feel something, anything other than sad. given the choice between drowning in whiskey and drowning in tears, he chose the one that was capable of poisoning him.
âplease.â you plead. âstop with the parties, with the drinking. its hurting you!â
âi have it under control!â
âyou donât!â
he stands up, his hangover more evident than ever. âgod fucking damnit, [y/n]. if all youâre gonna do is bitch and moan like a fucking extra, just go!â
exactly 2 seconds in, katsuki realized what he said. but heâs too late.
theres a palpable silence in the air, followed by the sniffling crinkle of your nose as the tears cascade down.
â[y/n], babe, baby, iâm sorry. fuck, i-â
you slap him, cutting him off. his head whips to the side, just taking it. he wants to argue back, but he knows he deserved that.
you pack up your things, and he doesnât have it in him to try and stop you. he begs in his mind for you to stay. secretly, youâre begging that heâll beg.
but he doesnât. and you leave.
subsequently, katsukiâs partying habit goes from controlled to dangerous.
heâs never not drunk, never not out doing something with people he doesnât know. heâs always staying just a bit too late, but always manages to kick himself out in time to get to work. heâs always irritable, in part to the hangovers but largely in part to your absence.
people are starting to catch on. maybe not the fans, who adore him and his looks no matter what, but his colleagues have noticed a shift. the no-bullshit, toughed out dynamight sunk somewhere beneath his rising blood-alcohol levels.
still, he looks for you. he wonders if youâre still on the couch, singing karaoke with your friends, belting and humming along to the tunes. he thinks you might be in the kitchen, making yourself a drink and calling an uber in advance. or maybe youâre in the washroom, overstimulated, your anxiety taking over. anxiety he knows all too well. the anxiety he tried to hide beneath parties.
some nights, heâll drunkenly stumble into the washroom, whether its his own or someone elseâs. heâll wonder if youâre there, sitting on the sink, ready to leave with him to your shared home.
but its another lonely night.
you donât go to parties anymore.
because youâve stayed at home, crying over photos, wearing his hoodies. everything youâve learned about katsuki during your split had been against your will. there was silence from him, but the whispers of news and gossip tabloids could scream. youâre mad, yes, but you also pray for his safety.
selfishly so, you hope he still looks for you at those parties. at least there, he cares a little. maybe even more than you realize.
right now, heâs sitting on the couch with kirishima, denki, and sero. though all of them have had a bit to drink, katsuki is undoubtedly the worst of them all. heâs bitching about you, about missing you, about how you left him.
âshe just.. got up and fucking left.â he slurs, leaning his head back. the mood is killed, and no one really has the energy to argue. except maybe for denki, who points out the obvious.
âyou told her to leave. and she had a good reason for bringing it up to you, dude.â denki says. âcanât blame her for walking out on you.â
silence. the calm before the storm.
exactly 5 seconds later, katsuki is positively losing his shit, yelling at denki who just sits there, dumbfounded. kirishima is holding his friend back while sero attempts to position himself between the two. its one thing to be yelled at. but being yelled at by katsuki bakugou? thats something else.
âi donât know what to do, man.â sero says, looking at eijirou for answers. the redhead honestly isnât sure either. one thought crosses his mind, but heâs worried.
âget him to sit down.â eijirou says. âiâm calling [y/n].â
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âhello?â you say into the receiver. theres a pit in your stomach hearing ejirouâs voice, knowing he wouldnât call you if it wasnât an emergency.
âhey [y/n], listen⌠katsukiâs drunk, and heâs yelling at denki⌠iâm so sorry, but⌠you think you can come get him?â
god, its exhausting being a good person sometimes.
âyeah, iâll be right there.â you huff, grabbing your car keys. eijirou thanks you, knowing you might be the one thing that calms him down right now.
all 3 boys help get him into your car. your heart clenches, seeing just how badly heâs been doing. heâs sick, and heâs tired. his eyes are swollen from crying, you know it.
eijirou leaves you with a long hug, arms embracing you. âtake care.â he says. âcall me if he acts up. he might need someone to kick his ass.â
you chuckle, for what feels like the first time in forever. âyeah, he could.â
when you re-enter the car, you donât start it right away. you look over at katsuki in the passenger seat. maybe heâs starting to sober up, or heâs drunk enough where heâs starting to be honest.
âiâm so fuckinâ sorry, babe.â he says. you just nod, eyes welling up with tears, words failing you.
he laughs bitterly, head leaning your way. âiâm a mess, [y/n]. like, a real mess. doctor told me i have depression. i didnât tell you âcause i didnât wanna look weak. pathetic, right? i feel pretty weak right now.â
you look over at him, already wanting to cry all over again. you should have seen the signs. right now, they are so glaringly obvious- the detachment, the avoidance, the drinkingâŚ.
âand i miss you more than anything.â he says. âi wish i just⌠talked to you more. even if its your shitty knock-knock jokes.â
youâre crying, but you do scoff a little, holding his hand. âmy knock-knock jokes are not stupid.â
âknock knock.â he says.
âwhoâs there?â
âi still love you. and thats the worst part about all these damn parties⌠you werenât there. i donât care about parties if youâre not there.â
that might have been the most sober thing heâs said all night.
you donât say anything, not ready to forgive. but you do place a kiss to his cheek before driving him home.
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a few days later, katsuki shows up to your house at 9 oâclock sharp- a new record considering the recent events. he called in advance, but your heart still skips a little when you open the door and motion for him to enter.
the bags under his eyes have reduced. heâs nor slurring his words, and heâs not snapping at all. he seems⌠better.
âi uh⌠brought you coffee.â he says, awkwardly handing you the cup. âi got you some sugar and creamer, cause i didnât know how you like it.â he shoves his hands into his pocket and takes out the packets.
âkatsuki, i have that all here.â you almost laugh at his nervousness. its clear that this has taken a hold on him. as he sobers, he feels the need to rebuild himself again.
âright, sorry, smartass.â he says, he sounds like an asshole, but its a nickname youâve both grown used to.
physically, he seems like heâs finally gotten some rest. on the inside, however, you can see the turmoil in his eyes. he had spent weeks drunk on distractions. now, heâs facing all the things heâs fucked up.
you think back to what he said in the car. about his diagnosis, about his struggles. you wonder just how long heâs been feeling that tv static in his head, how long heâs been bullying himself. you wonder how strong his demons are, how theyâve got hands and how he was struggling to fight them.
it breaks your heart.
âi⌠i know what i told you the other night.â he huffs, hands in his pockets. âi remember that much.â
ââŚwhy didnât you say anything?â you dare to utter, wanting to see his pain and wanting to shield him from it.
he pauses, finding the right words. ââŚi donât know. iâm a hero, iâm the god damn best. i didnât wanna look weak.â
âdepression isnât a weakness, kats.â you remind him, that familiar nickname rolling off of your tongue in a way that makes his heart ache. âespecially after everything youâve been through.â
he knows what you mean. the relentless training, the fights, all the times he thought he was going to die. honestly, he didnât think heâd make it this far. everyday could have been his last.
âit just⌠hurts.â he admits, wincing at the vulnerability in his tone. âso damn much⌠like⌠i donât know. like iâm trapped.â
his voice cracks at that last part.
âi donât know what to do. how to deal with this. i just know iâm sick of parties. iâm sick of being away from you. i-â
you cut him off with a hug there, enough to get his eyes misty. he hugs you back instantly, fitting in with you like a puzzle piece. burying his face in your neck, he inhales and lets himself get lost in you.
âyou donât have to know what to do.â you say, stroking his back. âas long as youâre done hurting yourself. iâm here, you asshole.â
you shed a few tears as well as katsuki sobs that heâs sorry. but as you hold him, he admits to himself that vulnerability didnât kill him- it just brought him closer to you. after days of searching for you at parties, during lonely nights, youâve got him again.
and heâs never letting you go.
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jj said you spooked him sometimes. not ever on purpose, but you were so quiet. moving around the house swiftly on the tips of your toes to the point he never heard you coming.
âkeep spookin the shit outta me and im gettin you a bell.â he laughed when he said it, pinching your cheek with a goofy grin before we turned back to the table he was setting up. so you didnât think twice about it, not when he jumped out of his skin when you brushed past him in the kitchen or when he let out a yelp when you appeared in his vision as he worked on your car.
but you could sense his growing frustratingâhis laughs turned to scoffs and his smile was tight when you gave a half hearted apology. it wasnât your fault, youâd always been quiet.
you guess the last straw was the other night. jj woke up at 2am to you not in bed, so he searched for you, you werenât in the bathroom and you werenât in the kitchen, chugging a jug of strawberry milk. his heart raced, you had to be there somewhere and it wasnât like you to disappear like this. by the time he checked outside to still not get a glimpse of you he was panicking and breathing so hard his vision tunneled.
only for him to let out a loud âfuck!â when he got back to your room and there you were, buried under the pillow, asleep again. the next morning you told him you walked right behind him, standing in the doorway and you figured he just needed fresh air.
it took him an hour to settle his heartrate enough to sleep. and in that hour he made a decision.
jj had to get it right, so he snatched one of your necklaces off the counter, tucking it in his pocket as he made his way to the general pet store, nose crinkling at the familiar pet smell. it didnât take him long, finding a collar with a little bell on it, small enough to sit in the base of your throat, the actual collar was just big enough to be comfortable.
when he took it to the cashier, she made a comment, âdidnât know you got a cat jj. i always took you for a dog guy.â
jj shrugged, âlittle bitch snuck up on me what can i say.â and with a pop of his gum the conversation was over. he ignored how uncomfortable she looked after that.
getting you in it was another storyâhe looked too smug, hovering over where you sat on the couch reading.
âgot you something.â
you eyed him warily, âgot me whatâŚâ
he produced the offending item from his pocket, and your stomach churned as hill smile got wider.
âso you stop creepin around the house like someâŚcreep.â
ânoâŚno i dont wanna wear it.â you shook your head fast, your body tensing up to bolt, âjj youâre a dick this ainât funny.â
âwhoâs laughin?â
you make it about 3 strides before he catches you, knocking you to the ground and locking your hands to your sides with his knees as you both struggle.
âcâmon, stop fightin you know iâma win, just relax and let me. put it. on!â
you were wildâbiting and scratching in an attempt to push him away, but heâs gotten stronger and heâs gotten meaner so all it takes is a palm against your face, pressing you hard into the floor for him to get it on you.
âfuck! bit the fuck outta me damn, iâm just tryna make shit easy on both of us.â jj bends the plastic of the fastener, knowing the second he gives you an inch youâll rush to take it off.
and you do, tears of anger and frustration sliding down your face as you beg him to let you go, âjust take it off please, i wasnât trying to worry you i promise but i canât walk around like this.â
jjâs flushed red, his face damp and sweaty with welts rising on his cheek and arm from where you scratched him, âtough titty kid, itâs for your own good.â
in a split second you go from begging to anger, cursing and swinging on him again.
âyouâre a fucking piece of shit. fucking scumbag iâm not a goddamn animal i should kick your fuckin ass.â
rolling his eyes he gets up and shrugs, âyou can try. at least this time iâll hear you.â
after that you become real ornery, dodging kisses and sticking pillows between you while you slept to keep him away. jj could hear you all the time nowâa soft jingle punctuated by a growl of frustration or a series of manic curses. and he looked pleased. of course he did. because he found a way to get over on you. and the scissors couldnât cut through the thick fabric of the collar and when he caught you with the knife to your neck trying to saw it off he basically attached his carabiner to your belt loops to keep you close.
you were officially collared and leashed.
and jj could only stand the fighting so long.
âi know youâre mad at me, but you canât stay mad.â jj muttered in between kisses to your face, his calloused hand cradling the other one to keep you closeâthis was as close as youâve let him get in days, and it was only because he caught you after a shower all soft and languid. he knew he was playing a dangerous game letting his thumb rub against your bottom lip.
âfuckin watch meâstop!â he bit you. hard. right on the soft apple of your cheek before soothing it with a gentle suck.
ânope, no ya canât. you donât get to.â the kisses get lower, trailing down your neck as he slips his thumb in your mouth, âyouâre all mine pussycat, i can do what i want.â he punctuates that with another bite, right to your clavicle and he continues to litter you in bites and harsh sucking kisses until your covered in bruises.
that makes you bristle, "no i'm not."
"no?"
"fuck you, i'm not."
gripping your thighs he pulls you closer, and he smirks when he spreads you open. even in the low light he can see the dewy pout of your cunt.
"right."
you barely even fight when he pushes in, all rough and claiming like he has something to prove. maybe he does. because your squeezed tight around him in a way that makes him feel crazy, like you don't wanna let him go. because he's just as much yours as you are his. because you're just as desperate as he is. you missed him. kissing him with sharp teeth and clawing him closer until your pressed so tight you can't tell you you end and he begins.
the room quickly becomes a cacophony of sex-- filled with the wet squelch of your pussy and strangled moans from the back of jj's throat. even when he presses against your stomach to make you whine, even as he grunts into your neck with his teeth bared and his tongue laving over your throbbing pulse point.
nothing's louder than the little bell jingling at the hollow of your throat.
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Adam with a reader whoâs very witty and quick with comebacks?
just some silly pre-conference banter! | Adam x Reader
headcanon/drabble â how would Adam be like with a reader who is sharp-witted?
content & warnings â NSFW, fem reader, fem pronouns, fingering & cunnilingus, sexual act happening in a public place (workplace).
a/n â this takes place in some sort of office-setting, i dont know what goes on up there in heaven but i like to think its similar to what we've seen so far in hell, so i'm sure conferences aren't unheard of. i wasn't sure what format this idea should take, so it begins like a headcanon list but finishes up with a drabble. it's also rushed and i struggled with it a lot but. we ball!!!!!!
Adam considers himself to be a pretty funny guy, always dishing out 'sick burns' on others, but his pride gets hurt really easily. When it comes to a reader who can keep up with him in comebacks; he's definitely impressed by it, thinks it's hot as fuck, but he'd never openly admit it because it also a ignites a strong sense of competition in him. Â
The tension between the two of you is uncomfortably palpable, how you twist him through every conversation and leave him to stammer like a fool just when he thinks he's bested you. Watching him seethe is endlessly entertaining to you, it brings you satisfaction, finding your own sense of pride in seeing that bad boy persona crack little by little.
The two of you will be going back-and-forth every time Sera calls for a conference, taking up half of the allotted time with your back-and-forths, and everyone graced with the luck to have been summoned there just wishes the two of you would fuck already so they didn't have to keep sitting through this.
But he secretly likes it, your flippancy towards his status and identity as First Man, how you're always so quick to shut down his sleazy remarks with an air of arrogance, going toe-to-toe with his own. Cute.Â
Until one day, you finally give into himâ He somehow manages to get you to fuck him, and for days after, his bragging around the office is incessant: "[Name] cries when she cums!", "Her orgasm face is just the cutest fuckin' thing, I mean could you imagine? Wait, actually don't, don't picture itâ"
You start to get fed up, not only annoyed at his oversharing and his ceaseless bragging about things that simply weren't true, but because you hadn't even gotten to cum from the experience. Instead of confronting him, you had a plan in place that would get you what you wanted, so you instead opted to ignore the hushed whisperings around you all day.
...Until a little later, when you're in an empty conference room together, and he's sitting across the table from you. Licking the lid of his yogurt container with a smug look. Mimicking the disappointingly tepid treatment he'd given to you the night before.
"Should we... address what happened, [Name]?" He asks smugly, like it was a topic of business, leaning forward onto the table with his hands clasped together.
"No, I'm good."Â
"Noooo?" Adam's voice is as sugary as the extra pumps of syrup he'd overloaded his coffee with this morning in the breakroom. You'd seen that diabetes-inducing horror as it happened. "Why not? I feel like it's something we should talk about."
"Why?" You ask simply. "It happened, and that's it."
That gets him a little annoyed. Confused, too; why weren't you playing along?
"Didn't mean a thing to you, then?"
"Nah."
"Oh please, [Name]," he scoffs. Heâs getting offended at the thought now, his wings giving a small flap in indignance. Heâs supposed to be the aloof one! You should be begging for it to happen again.
"Don't fuckin' play. My dick gave you the best fuck you've ever had and now you donât know how to feel."
âThe best? At putting me to sleep, maybe. I did get a good nap out of it afterward, so.â
To Adam, the only thing better than your negative attention is your positive attention, and the only thing worse than that is your indifference. He hates feeling desperate, but you bring him to that shameful peak.
âYou were on my dick like you had a fuckin' crush,â Adam continues to ramble on, trying to find a weak spot. âFucking me probably meant a lot to you, huh?âÂ
"I hump my pillow before bed and it means as much."Â
"Your pillow can't plow you like I do."
"No, but at least it actually gets me to cum."
Adamâs dick twitches in his pants. You know exactly what you're doing. Those words, delivered with that cruel flippancy he loves and hates so much, are precisely tailored-- All to drive him over the edge.Â
âThen maybe that was just a trial run,â He says after a long, fervent pause. "Maybe you need another taste."
You smirk a little, but only offer more disdain.
"No thanks, I've had enough to decide I'm no longer interested."
"Oh come on," He finally says. He's desperate at another chance now, he needs the validation of making you cum for his pride to be restored.
"Just give me one more shot?"
And so there you are, bottoms down, legs spread, Adam's fingers inside you, sitting on the edge of the table where a meeting is supposed to happen in about 25 minutes.
You're sopping wet. He drags a finger over your cunt before spreading it. "You're so cute, all blushing and shit. Makes me crazy hard."
"Your vocabulary is fucking terrible. Stop talking."
"You like it, though." He grins, teasingly lifting his fingers away from your aching cunt to show you your own wetness. You let out a small whine at the absence. "You sure you want me to stop?"
"Shut up, I said," You grab him by his hair and shove his mouth where you want it, aggressive and impatient. "-and start eating."
Normally Adam is not one to take demands like that. But in this position-- looking up at your stern face from between your legs--he obeys. He kisses at your cunt over and over, sweet little pecks like a first crush. The sensation makes your core tighten around nothing. Adam was not one to take his time; he was teasing you like this on purpose. You weren't having it.
And so pettily, you decide to say: "You can do better than that."
So naively, he does, he takes your dare and you're practically gushing all over the conference table by the time he gets in there and starts eating for real. Desperately suckling your clit between those smirking lips, that mouth that never fucking shuts up.
You cum with a satisfied sigh, as if you'd just had a good stretch rather than an orgasm on his face. He looks up at you expectantly, lips glistening with your aftertaste. Eyes wide and eager, waiting for the praise that is to come, only for you to lean in and whisper:
"Look who has a crush now."
a/n â pls forgive me for taking so long to answer this! i don't think it's exactly what you're looking for but i tried. it's more of an "adam with a reader who he has a sexually-charged, competitive work relationship with" type of deal. you just like to play with him and you know exactly how to make him desperate
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the best of (instagram) * bother figures
they always somehow manage the ruin the pictures she looks good in
pairings: max verstappen x fem!driver, lando norris x reader, alex albon x fem!driver
notes: LMFAO guySSSS I TOOK SOOOO LONG TO GET PICS FOR THIS IF U DONT LIKE THIS IM GOING TO RETIRE AND U WONT GET ANY LOGAN AND MICK STUFF
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kidy/n you might look at me and think youâre going crazy or something like that
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user1 rocky being a fnaf fan was NOT on my bingo card
rockysroads yeah i just love josh hutcherson a lot too :/
user2 no cause WHO are you leaning on in that picture
oscarpiastri interesting choice of pictures
user3 so ur telling me u know something
user4 is that u?? orâŚ
user5 is that logan
user6 if i speak.
user7 secret boyfriend??
maxverstappen1 who did u crop out wtf
rockysroads none of ur business
maxverstappen1 excuuuuuse me for being curious
user8 wow even being wdc doesnt exempt u from y/nâs disrespect
rockysroads so true like heâs not special just bc heâs a 2 time wdc
logansargeant did u crop me out
user9 SPEAK YOUR TRUTH LOGAN
user10 STAND UR GROUND LFG
user11 am i crazy or is y/n soft launching u
user12 i might have to check myself into the mental hospital after this one i fear
rockysroads yo shut up
rockysroads posted on their story!
user13 who is this man
user14 r u softlaunching đ
rockysroads what does that mean
user15 is that loGANâS WATCH
user16 whats this softlaunch
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rockysroads ive looked SO good lately ugh
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user17 WHY IS SHE ALWAYS CUTTING SOMEONE OUT OF THE PICTURE DO U HAVE A BF
user18 blink twice if youve got a bf�
user19 why he hold u like that
user20 my working theory is that sheâs out and about on dates and these are all different guys
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landonorris guys it wasnt a soft launch it was just me :/
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user21 oh. i see.
user22 not on my bingo card but ok
rockysroads why would u do this
landonorris to ruin ur life idk
user23 HELP WHY DID SHE CUT U GUYS OUT FROM THE PICTURE??
rockysroads they were ruining the picture :/
user24 IMF UVKINNNNN HOWLINGGGG
user25 if this one is u, who r the other guys in the photos???
rockysroads sighpie okay i'll expose myself then
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rockysroads please stop speculating it's literally just alex :/ they just keep ruining my pictures with their boyness
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user26 why do you keep messing with us is this funny to you
rockysroads little bit actually
user27 honesty is the best policy ig?
rockysroads u get it fr user27
alex_albon i'll try not to be offended
rockysroads i appreciate that
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patrick zweig x fem!readerÂ
word count: 3.3k (LOL)
warnings: established relationship with patrick because i'm lazy, art is your best friend, mentions of getting drunk but it's college so like to be expected⌠also allusions to sex haha but um i just love to write a cutesy plot.
note: i am normal about patrick zweig, i feel so normal about him #needthat. jokes, but i am in love with him its so bad, i wish he was real. also please don't be offended by my tashi erasure, still love her, but she didn't exactly fit in here. obv this is not canon bc you're dating patrick in stanford era instead of tashi, anyways, hope you enjoy <3.
FEBRUARY 23 2007, STANFORD
The sun hung low, casting long shadows over the tennis courts as you and Art wrapped up your practice session. Both of you were drenched in sweat, Art slung his tennis bag over his shoulder and jogged over, his face lighting up with a mischievous grin.
âSo uh, want to walk back to the dorms together?â he asked, sounding overly eager.
You squinted at him, wiping your forehead with the back of your hand. âSure, but I need to shower first. You know, make it seem like I havenât been pushed to my physical limits,â you said, gesturing to your sweaty attire.
Art laughed. âYou have a single, why don't you just wait until you get back to your dorm?â
You groaned, shoving your racket into your bag. âThat's the problem. The maintenance guy showed up at 7:30 this morning to tell us theyâre shutting off the water from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. only on my floor for some urgent plumbing issue.â
âDamn, that sucks. Are they even allowed to do that without giving anyone notice?â
âThat's what I asked, but apparently, giving us 30 minutes notice is considered adequate. So, technically, they can,â you replied, rolling your eyes in exasperation. âIâll be quick, though. Just need to rinse off. If you donât wanna wait for me to chill, you can walk back to the dorms. I wonât be offended.â
Art shook his head. âIâve got time, Iâll wait. Iâve gotta call someone anyways,â he said plopping down the bench and pulling out his phone.
âAlright weirdo, if youâre sure,â you said, dropping your tote bag next to him. âIâll be super quick.â With that, you darted off to the girls' locker room.
As soon as you disappeared, Art pulled out his phone and dialed Patrickâs number. The phone barely rang before Patrick answered, his voice tense with impatience.
âAre you guys on the fucking way yet or am I going to have to wait longer?â
âHello, sunshine!â Art greeted cheerily. âYour beloved is taking a quick shower. Weâll be there in about 25 to 30 minutes.â
Patrick groaned loudly. âWhy didnât you just tell her to shower in her dorm? Iâll lick the sweat off her if it means not waiting any longer.â
Art grimaced at his best friendâs comment. âThe waterâs out on her floor. She said sheâs literally only rinsing off and changing. Just be patient. Iâll text you when to leave so we can time it perfectly.â A sigh rang out on the other line.
âIf this plan doesnât work and Iâve been hiding from my girlfriend for a couple hours for no reason, Iâm going to seriously hurt you,â Patrick grumbled, staring out Artâs dorm window.
âWell she definitely thinks you're in New York visiting your parents,â Art paused, âI just had to talk her down from buying a plane ticket, so I think weâre good.â
âI told her I just got into the city a couple hours ago when I actually got to SFO. She was so upset yesterday when I said itâd be five days until we saw each other. She called me a fucking asshole, so I dont know what to do anymore.â Patrick said as he flopped onto Arts bed.
Art scribbled on his worksheet, humming in response. âWell, at least you know that she definitely misses you.â
âYeah, but Iâm not sure if she misses me or just wants to slap me in the face,â Patrick replied, exasperated.
Just then, Art saw you coming out of the locker room, chatting with one of your friends on the team. âHopefully not the latter. Anyway sheâs out. See you at 15. Donât be late,â Art said flatly before hanging up, knowing Patrick and his unfortunate untimeliness.Â
Art smiled up at you as you approached. âWho was that?â you asked, eyebrows raised.
âOur shared lover,â Art replied with a laugh, haphazardly shoving his worksheet and phone into his bag as he stood up.
âAww, any exciting updates from Pat? He still stuck with his parents for another five days?â you teased, sticking your tongue out playfully.
âHe just got to the city. He mentioned playing on the East River courts and paying someone to hold a spot for him,â Art lied smoothly.
âSounds about right,â you said, sighing. âAnyway, I was talking to Nathalie over thereâŚâ you squinted, linking arms with Art as the two of you started the walk back to your dorm. âShe mentioned a frat party happening tonight. Since Patrickâs trapped in New York, I figured why not go?â
âThereâs going to be a keg stand, a ton of alcohol, and some shitty DJ or something,â you added, glancing at a group of students touring the campus before turning back to Art.
Art nodded, slightly wincing at the mention of the keg stand. âWow, sounds like a lot of fun,â he replied sarcastically, earning a nod of agreement from you.
âI was planning on skipping it, but Nathalie really wants me to go. I thought if you came with me, it might actually be fun. Better than wallowing in my room wishing Patrick was here,â you admitted, biting your lip.
"Well, we had fun at that party last Friday, you remember right?" Art asked, smirking.
"Remember is a strong word," you replied, shaking your head with a laugh. "I think I have bits and pieces from that night. I do remember waking up still drunk at noon with my t-shirt on backwards and you snoring next to me in bed. Also like 5 missed calls from Patrick."
Art flashed you a lopsided grin. "Well, your bed's comfy, but I thought I was going to roll off in the middle of the night."
"Well, I stayed in my corner, I was flush against the wall as you were all sprawled out making yourself at home on my bed," you teased, nudging him playfully.
As you approached your dorm building, you noticed Artâs phone buzz. He glanced at it quickly, fumbling to put it away as a smile grew on his face. âWhatâs with the grin, weirdo?â you asked, narrowing your eyes suspiciously.
âOh, nothing. Just a funny text,â Art replied too quickly, stuffing his phone back into his pocket.
You rolled your eyes. âYouâre terrible at lying, you know that?â
âWho, me? Who said Iâm lying, Iâm the picture of innocence,â Art said defensively.
You shook your head. âSure you are. Anyway, I think Iâm gonna drop my stuff on the floor, crawl into bed, and maybe take a nap. Maybe we can think about that party, I can call you at 11 so we can pregame.â
âSounds like a plan,â Art said with a nod. âIâll walk you to your door.â
You smiled gratefully as the two of you ascended the stairs to your floor. Art talked animatedly about his plans for the weekend while you half-listened, preoccupied with thoughts of collapsing onto your bed and taking a deserved long nap.
"Yeah anyways, I'm thinking of catching up on some studying, this english class is kicking my ass," Art continued, unaware of your drifting attention. "Maybe Iâll go on a run later though. You could join me if you wanted, if youâre up."
"Maybe," you replied absentmindedly, reaching a hand into your tote bag sifting for your keys.
As you reached your door, frustrated with your bag, you dropped your tennis bag and lifted your whole tote up, practically sticking your face in it to find your keys. "I hate these fucking tote bags, I canât find shit," you grumbled to Art, feeling a tap on your shoulder.
Startled, you turned around with a scowlâ until you saw Patrick standing there, a mischievous grin on his face. "Patrick! What the fuck? What are you doing here-â you exclaimed, letting your tote bag fall to the floor and throwing your arms around him in a tight hug.
Patrick laughed, hugging you back just as tightly. "Surprise" he exclaimed, holding you close, smiling at Art over your shoulder.
You pulled back slightly, giving him an incredulous look. "You asshole! Trapped in New York with my parents, my ass!" you shook your head, playfully hitting him on the chest.
Patrick held his chest dramatically and leaned in, kissing your cheek lightly. "All part of the plan," he murmured. âPlus, I had a little help," he added, nodding towards Art, who was standing nearby with a smug expression.
You turned in Patrick's arms to face Art, scoffing in shock. "Art, you were in on this? Youâre such a liar," you exclaimed.
Art shrugged. "Hey, I was just hosting him at my dorm while we were at practice. Technically, I didnât lieâI just omitted a few details," he explained, grinning.
"How could you do this to me? Traitor!" you said dramatically, though a smile tugged at the corner of your lips.
Patrick wrapped his arms tighter around your waist, pulling you closer against him and resting his head on your shoulder. "Come on. You know it was worth it," he said, his tone teasing.
You sighed playfully, shaking your head at the pair of them. "I guess I can forgive you both this time," you conceded.
Patrickâs hand gently brushed through your hair as he settled his head into the curve of your neck. âYou know I canât stand it when youâre mad at me,â he said softly.
As you lingered in Patrick's embrace, you paused. "Wait, where's all your stuff?" you asked, pulling back slightly and turning to look up at him.
Patrick grinned, nodding towards your door. "In your dorm," he replied casually.
âWow, Breaking and entering," you quipped, crossing your arms squinting at Art.
Art interjected with a laugh, "Actually, perfectly legal entering. You're the one who gave me a spare key."
You shook your head, "That's for emergencies, Art," you retorted, shooting him a mock glare.
Patrick turned you around to face him, his hands resting gently on your shoulders. "Come on, admit it, you're impressed," he teased.
You sighed, "I'm shocked you guys were able to pull this off, honestly," you admitted, shaking your head with amusement. Patrick laughed softly, rubbing your back soothingly.
Reluctantly pulling away from Patrick's arms, you grabbed your tote bag from the floor, turning to face Art and Patrick. "As much as this hallway talk is very exciting, I seriously need to find my keys. I'm exhausted," you declared half-joking.
After a brief search through your bag, you finally located your keys nestled among your belongings. Patrick picked up your tennis bag with a playful grin, indicating his readiness to follow you inside.
"Alright, Art, thank you," Patrick called out over his shoulder as you unlocked the door.
Art waved casually. "Have fun, be safe you two. I'll see you later," he replied as he walked down the hallway.
As the two of you entered your dorm room, you barely had enough time to place your bags on the floor before Patrick closed the gap between you and him and crashed his lips onto yours. His hands pulled you against him as he pressed your back against the door, placing his hands on either side of you almost boxing you in. His kisses were sloppy, teeth colliding as his lips moved against yours, hands desperately roaming your body, as if he couldn't get close enough to you.
You responded eagerly, melting into his embrace, your own hands finding their way into his hair, tugging him closer. His lips moved hungrily against yours, his tongue tracing your lower lip, hands roaming over your back, then up to cradle your face, pushing strands of hair away as he deepened the kiss.
"Patrick," you managed to gasp between kisses, your chest rising and falling with each breath. "I... I need to put my stuff away," you painted, reluctantly pulling back
Patrick leaned back, a mischievous smirk on his face, moving over to lean against your desk. "Sure," he murmured, his gaze lingering on you as you took out some things from your bag. "So, how was practice?" he asked, his voice low, as he looked you up and down.
You scoffed, a hint of satisfaction playing on your lips as you organized. "Heinous. I keep getting paired with this girl on the team who can't return any of my serves," you replied exasperatedly, glancing over at him.
Patrick raised an eyebrow, "maybe you should just go easy on her."
You shook your head, clicking your tongue in frustration. "I've tried to go easy on her, but she can't even play me when I do that. She acts like it's my fault she can't play for shit," you paused to sigh.
Patrick grinned, tracing a hand up and down your arm. "We both know you're too good for stanford women's tennis," he murmured, moving from the desk to stand behind you, his hands coming to rest on your hips and giving them a quick squeeze.
You whipped your head around, rolling your eyes and scoffing at his comment. "Careful," you say firmly.
Patrick put his hands up in mock surrender, his cocky grin never faltering. "Alright, alright. Sorry, my bad," he said. "You're right."
As an unspoken apology, Patrick moved closer, his hands gently moving up to your waist as he leaned in to kiss your neck softly. His lips left a warm trail on your skin, "I missed you," he murmured between kisses, his breath hot against your ear. âSo much.â
You tilted your head slightly, allowing him better access, closing your eyes briefly to savor the sensation. "I missed you too," you hummed, your voice softening as you turned to face him fully. Your hands came to rest on his chest. "You know, I wish you wouldâve just told me you were coming," you teased, carding your fingers through his hair.
Patrick's playful demeanor softened as he gazed into your eyes, his fingers brushing against your cheek as he pushed a stray lock of hair behind your ear. "Sorry again," he murmured sincerely, his breath mingling with yours. "Do you still love me?" he asked, clearly teasing and testing you.
You couldn't help but smile, your fingers threading through the strands of his hair at the nape of his neck. "I still love you, even with your elaborate lies," you replied, planting a sweet kiss on his lips. "But I have to say I knew something was up. Art was being weirder than normal."
Patrick hummed, his hands gently caressing your sides as he leaned in for another kiss.
"Hey? Are you even listening to me?" you asked, blinking up at him, a playful smirk tugging at your lips.
Patrick paused, his forehead resting against yours as he looked into your eyes. "Sorry, what did you say? I was a little distracted," he said, smiling.
You laughed softly, giving him a light shove. âI said Art was acting weirder than normal. I could tell he was hiding something.â
He shook his head and grinned, suddenly, he scooped you up over his shoulder, eliciting a surprised laugh from you as he carried you to the bed. Playfully flopping you down, his hands on either side of your head as he leaned in to kiss you again, his lips warm and insistent.
"So, what's our plan for tonight?" he asked between kisses, his fingers tracing light patterns on your sides.
You sighed softly, your words catching in your throat as his kisses became more fervent. "Well, there's this party my friend invited me to," you managed to say, struggling to speak coherently. "But last time I went out with Art, it was a shit show," you paused, trying to focus as his lips trailed down your collarbone, "but you're here, so we can do⌠whatever you want," you finally managed to say, your voice breathless with desire.
"Can we?" Patrick teased, his tone dripping with innuendo, his kisses becoming more urgent and needy.
You sighed deeply, rolling your eyes. "You know, you're impossible," you muttered, shaking your head. "But yes, we can."
Patrick grinned triumphantly, his hands roaming over your body as he leaned in to kiss you again, his hunger for you evident in every touch and movement. "Good," he murmured against your lips. "I think I just want you to be myself tonight."
"Freaky," you quipped, biting your tongue to hide a laugh.
With a self-assured grin, Patrick swiftly removed his T-shirt, revealing his lean and tan body. His gaze never left yours as he leaned back in, his lips finding yours with intensity. Your fingers traced lightly over his chest as you meshed together, and through kisses, you opened your eyes for a moment, gaze fixed on the freckles dotting his nose and cheeks.
"You've got more freckles," you observed with a playful smile, pulling back slightly, teasingly tracing each tiny mark with your fingertip.
Patrick grinned warmly, his eyes crinkling as he removed his lips from yours pulling you into a tight hug. "You're so cute," he murmured, squeezing you against him. His hands gently moved up to cup your face, his thumbs brushing against your cheeks as he pulled you closer, lips looking for another kiss with a soft sigh of contentment slipping out. His gaze, filled with adoration and longing, locked onto yours, silently expressing his deep affection.
"Fuck, you're so pretty," he whispered, his voice low and filled with awe. You locked eyes with him, your own expression softening as you smiled, your fingers tracing the curve of his jaw.
Without breaking eye contact, Patrick's hands moved to the hem of your T-shirt, his touch almost insistent. He lifted the fabric, exposing your skin to the cool air and his heated gaze, with the T-shirt slipped over your head and thrown to the floor, forgotten. His gaze traveled downward, taking in the sight of you, bare-chested in front of him, a cheeky grin began to spread across his face.Â
You rolled your eyes, whacking his arm. "Are you 13?" you teased.
Patrick laughed, unfazed as his hands and mouth roamed your newly exposed skin, his lips moving back to your collarbone, placing soft kisses along its length. Your remaining clothes were shed in a flurry, falling to the floor as you both moved with urgency desperately reconnecting.
Finally, as your kisses slowed and the two of you were breathing somewhat heavily, you rolled onto him, resting your head on his chest. His arms wrapped around you instinctively, pulling you close, with the steady rhythm of his heartbeat beneath your ear.
"I love you," Patrick murmured softly, placing a lovingly sweet kiss onto your forehead.
You met his gaze with a soft smile. "Is that just because we had incredible reunion sex?" you teased lightly, a playful challenge in your voice. "Or do you love me all the time?"
Patrick laughed, his fingers moving up and down on your back. "Only for the sex, it's usually worth the plane ticket," he teased back, with a smile. "Just kidding. I love you all the time," he replied earnestly, as a grin started forming on his face.
Leaning up from his chest, you pressed a sloppy kiss against his mouth, your hands tangling into his hair as you felt the corners of his lips curve into a smile against yours. "I knew it," you murmured against his lips, a hint of amusement in your voice.
"Say it back," Patrick urged with a playful grin, attempting to deepen the kiss, but you playfully pulled away before he could capture your lips again.
Rolling your eyes theatrically, you feigned annoyance, though your smile betrayed your true feelings. "Fine," you replied, leaning in to kiss him once more. "I love you too, freak."
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Not everything needs to be announced, do not put a target on your back.
With the rise in popularity of things like 6b4t, 4b, decenter men, etc I'm seeing a lot of women bragging to maIes about it which will not help us. At the end of the day maIes do not care about our happiness, look at how they get off on womens abuse, they constantly seek to break women down at every twist and turn, they dont actually give a fuck about whether single childfree women are the happiest demographic out there. Maturing as a single childfree woman is realising that it's not just about hating maIes but being indifferent to them, not caring about their opinions at all. Only recognise them for the threat & parasites they are. I dont care to prove maIes wrong. This doesn't mean I ignore or hold positive sentiments to them, I just focus on centering myself and womankind in my life instead. I often see women bring up points about single childfree women & our happiness to maIes when maIes already know that.
Let's assume that maIes dont know that women are happier when we're single, why does it matter that they know just how much happier women are when they're single? Given the way maIes have treated women, do you really think maIes give a fuck about women being happy? Do you really think that if maIes didnt know how single childfree women felt before & when they find out how happy single childfree women are they'd be pleased about it? Or that they'd care?
For every single childfree woman is a maIe without a rape maid, a maIe without someone to pummel their legacy through, etc yk how it goes. MaIes are already feeling the effects of our freedom & they're starting to retaliate. In south korea female only parking spaces were replaced with family spaces, in the USA there's project2025 & how they want to coerce women back into the nuclear family unit, in the UK many sexual offenders are being released from prisons due to "overcrowding".
Back to my point on indifference, part of that is realising that all of this shit goes beyond witty one liners on the internet. MaIes are fully aware of everything they do and how they benefit from it. To the women who brag to maIes about 4B et al, what is the end goal here? Is it truly decentering maIes as claimed or is it some type of strategy to spook maIes into being good boys? Because I've seen women try to be threatening with it like "maIes need to get their act together or we they wont be chosen/we'll 4B!" and this is still maIe centric in a way. Sounds harsh but many womens tiktoks, tweets, of this nature tend to have maIe partners or are still looking anyways so it only makes things harder for those actually serious about this. I feel like many women believe at some point maIes would grovel back to them & 'apologise' for their actions and start being better like no; maIes have intentionally done everything through force & violence including wanting a partner & children. MaIes arent going to change nor will ever change on their own. MaIes dont just want parters or children, they want this at the expense of womens lives; our goals, our dreams, and our humanity so they sure as shit dont care about our happiness.
There is thing as centering maIes even in a negative way, I saw it described as "chaotic misandrist" on the pinkpill site. Many women talk about how they want nothing to do with maIes but then make it their entire personality. Many women on tiktok are using 4B as some titillating leverage over maIes or as some divine femininity woo woo femme fatale shit. All of that still centers maIes. What needs to be realised is that it's not all about maIes. I dont solely do this as a "fuck you" to maIes, will it be? Yes. But that is not my primary reason for not dating or reproducing. Dont make this a thing where you solely want to get back at maIes. MaIes dont negotiate so attempting to barter is a waste of time and tiptoes on maIe apologism because even if maIes apologised for all the things they've done I would still not forgive them. I would still want the worst for them. Ik in that situation most women would forgive them without a second thought.
Women saying "act right or else 4B" are saying this because they still want to make it work with maIes. If there's negotiation it means a connection still wants to be formed which misses the entire fucking point. It aint about maIes it's about yourself and womankind. This is why it's hard for me to trust other women because it wont take much for them to cave as has been throughout history. I dont care what moids think about all this, as I said my primary concern regarding maIes is the threat they pose. I dont care whether they'd ever change. Anyone serious about this wouldn't be dangling the prospects of not partnering with them in maIes faces especially bc part of what leads to this is realising that maIes are dangerous & there's no reforming them. Dangling this in their face is poking the bear and maIes have no limits as to how low they'll stoop to get what they want. They'd kill themselves to prove a point.
So for the love of goddess, stop bragging to maIes about this. Doesnt matter if they say you'll be a miserable cat lady like bet. Deep down we all know they need us more than we need them. This isn't to say to hide & be ashamed of it, but it wont do women favours exposing our play to our predators.
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Valentine â wanderer x gn reader
erhmm, kaveh gets taped to the ceiling, obvious courting/pining, reader's a fucking simp, wanderer's a small bitch/affectionate
guy came up to me and became my valentine, now i gotta reject him because i dont see him like that đ but happy valentines day!!
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Valentineâs Day was literally today and you were stressing about what to get your lovely partner! Well, not really. If anything, youâre freaking out on how to confess your feelings for them and *then* ask him out. Crazy, and very last minute, you know, but hear yourself out!
Youâve been pinning and courting him for a while. Itâs painfully obvious that you liked him, or at least you think.
Wanderer had no revelation. Sometimes he thought that the flowers and large amounts of flowers, snacks and drinks you left on his desk or mail was part of a big prank. Not even his new friend group (âAggravateâ, as Cyno called them) could tell him differently.
They were walking down the halls, ignoring most people who gawked and eyed them. It wasnât rare for people to look at the five beauties but it was fairly worse since itâs a holiday.
âYou excited?â Tighnari, one of the only people who have a brain in this dumb school, mentions.
"For what?â He pauses his walk.
âOh! For his little secret admirer to come up and confess!â Kaveh squeals. Alhaitham, who stood behind him only snorted but stayed quiet. Tighnari looked to the side but nevertheless agreed with him, âSomething like that. I was going to say chocolates or a present but that works.â
Cyno interjects, âMaybe a letter? Something simple to not attract too much attention to you, I would guess.â
âOh please, I doubt that prankster has the balls to come up to my face and say something, let alone a fake confession.â Wanderer says, not only denying the idea but shooting down Kavehâs suggestion as well.
"Booo! Whereâs your passion for love? I donât understand how people like you, babes.â Alhaitham pats Kavehâs back but we all know he thinks it too.The puppet snorts but doesnât refute anything else. He continues to walk, leaving the four behind while they head to their classes.
Wanderer was interrupted many times by others trying to give him gifts, making him late several times. He grew tired of the holiday and just wanted to go home. Maybe Tighnari can give him something to ease his mind when it's time for study hall.
But they never show up. Wow, âreal friendsâ my ass.
When he goes to his next class, down a small hall in the Vahumana category, Wanderer only sees the empty class. There was no way he was late or early or even in the wrong classroom.
His wary behavior didnât cease when he noticed a singular note on a desk, his desk. Wanderer didnât hesitate to pick it up, his smooth hands running over the frail paper before unfolding it from its fold.
Dear Wanderer, it read.
Youâre probably reading this with caution or at least looking behind your back right now but I can assure you, nothing badâs gonna happen as you read this! (I donât know if that sounded ominious ominous or not so, sorry :( )
Iâm the one who keeps buying you flowers and those snacks if you didnât know by now! I actually have something to tell you and I really hope you come to the library or else Iâll kind of look like a loser lolâ Your secret admirer
ps: Iâm a little offended you think this whole thing is a prank, Wanderer :(
Damn. He closed the piece of paper and ran his hands through it again. âYeah, right. Like someone would actually love me enough to do thisâ, he thinks.
Wanderer shoves the note into his shortâs pocket and sits down in his seat. There are small trinkets and sour candies in the desk with another note, âJust in case you get hungry :)â. âŚHe sighs. He takes one of the candies in his hand and starts unwrapping the wrapper. âYou guys can come out now. I finished reading the letter.â
There was a small hint of silence before anyone spoke.
"Oh thank the gods, I thought you were gonna leave us here.â Kaveh groans. Both Tighnari and Cyno reveal themselves from hiding in a closet and Alhatiham just turns around in the professor's chair.
âKaveh?! Howâd you get up there?â Tighnari leaves the closet, passing by Wanderer to get under Kaveh, who was duct-taped to the ceiling. He looked sick and frail and like he was about to throw up.âI asked Alhaitham to help me like three hours ago but he never got me down! I missed a bunch of classes..â He whines. Tighnari gives Haitham a glare but the grey-haired male ignores it.
âIâll help you down, okay?â Tighnari comforts Kaveh and stretches his hand out towards the closet. âCyno, give me my bow.â
âAlright.â Cyno starts reaching into the closet while the four of them could hear Kaveh pleading, âWait! No! I can get down myseâ!â
Wandererâs ears ring at the loud sound of Kaveh crashing onto the floor. Joking, of course. He used his anemo powers to safely get the blond down.
"You four are such a hassle.â He groans.
"Well?â
ââWellâ what?â
âAre you gonna go?â
âGo where?â
âThe library, for god's sake!â
Cyno nods along. â[Name] is waiting for you there.âWanderer groans again while everyone else looks at Cyno like he just admitted to a murder. They whisper as the puppet crosses his arms in his seat. âIâm not going to a dumbass library to just meet [Na]ââŚ[Name]?â
"Oh wow, Cyno spilled. Expected it to be Kaveh.â Alhaitham retorts. Wanderer could only hear a small âhey!â from the thoughts running through his head.
Believe it or not but you were the second place bachelor in the Akademiya. Most girls and guys would be pursuing you right now but you were just in the library? And you liked him? Yeah, right, heâll have to see it with his own eyes.
âFine, come on. Letâs go.â He stood up from his seat and began to walk out the classroom, leaving the four boys again.
âShould we go after him?â Kaveh asked.
"You just fell off of a ceiling, I donât think itâs a good idea for you to goâŚâHe whines again but wipes his butt from any dirt from the floor. âOkayâŚâ
âIâll stay with you.â
âAlhaitham, what?â
âYou heard me.â
Both Tighnari and Cyno left to chase after Wanderer, the quick fellow already somehow causing a commotion in the halls. You were sitting in the library when Wanderer ran in. You expected him to come, not because you thought of him as a hopeless romantic but because you knew heâd want to see such a wanted figure as yourself actually liking someone.
âGood afternoon, Wanderer.â He heard.
You were carrying a Sumeru rose in your hands, fiddling and admiring the petals and thorns. He just stood in front of you, not believing it wasnât a prank.
ââGood afternoonâ my ass. What do you want?â
You frown. âDid you not read the letter I left for you?â
He crosses his arms and scoffs. He had an obvious face of disdain, still not believing you. âWhy yes of course I did. And just so you know,â he took a small step closer. âI still think this is a dumb joke.â
That statement couldnât help but make you laugh. âReally? Arenât a lot of people pursuing you? What about me courting you for, like, 3 months?âHe falls silent. You werenât known for your jokes, most people (excluding Cyno) thought you were unfunny. You also werenât a liarâeveryone calls you honest and trustworthy that even Wanderer can only imagine how many promises youâve completed.
âLook. Iâm really not jokingâŚâ You stand up from your chair at the library, taking small steps towards the short male. You extend your hand, showing him the rose you had been admiring for so long.
âI like you.â
Ha⌠Haha.. He starts laughing. Wanderer found you absolutely stupid. No one, ever, would actually admit to liking himâlet alone on a holiday all about love. You had to be an idiot to even think about him romantically.
The puppet stops laughing after noticing you hadnât gone away or laughed with him. He raised an eyebrow and looked at your frown. âSeriously? Youâre an idiot.â His rude remark did nothing to hide the small smile on his face. It was amusing, such a silly thing actually. Who knew you would be such a dumbass for love? Now he doesn't feel even a single drop of guilt for eating all those snacks.
That look on your face says it all. You're in love with him. Pathetic, honestly. But Wanderer'll give you (and himself) a chance at this little game called life. He finds this little situation funny now that he knows it's not some sort of sick joke.
âFine, Iâll give you a chance.â He takes the rose in his hands, twirling it with his fingers. He looked up at your excited smile. Humans are so easy to please, he thinks but it doesn't stop the small smile crawling on his own face.
âJust donât bore me.â
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