#please do not fret

[thedanniannie]

No, I haven't been writing about Itachi as frequently. Why you ask? I have homework. Homework that quite frankly is the bane of my neurodivergent existence. I can't take the homework, it's dick is too big. My homework's dick is so fucking ginormous, and it intimates me, leaves me shaking and quaking in fear.

I've been trying to come up with mental scenarios to help me finally do this gd homework, specifically scenarios that involve my lord, savior, and lawfully wedded wife, Itachi Uchiha. My running storyline is he watches me do my homework, and if I get distracted he locks me up in his mind palace like I'm Kakashi, pokes me a little bit in my vitals and I fucking die. Or...he could just like, be sitting next to me in the library, that's also an option.

Regardless, I apologize to my fine members of my carefully curated kingdom, my kingdom of Itachi lovers. I know there's like, ten of us but REGARDLESS...we are in the dark ages, the plague may be upon us. Unfortunately we do not have doctors as far as I know of, so we must all persevere, with Itachi Uchiha in our hearts. I shall continue my scripture slowly, as I have been keeping note of ideas for future texts. But I must overcome this infection of needing to do my homework first and foremost...

[whale-the-genius]

Why'd you make poppy look so nice while I look like a mii on weed.

Shame on thee in-law, shame on thee

My humblest apologies, dear Craig. You know how it is. Wife takes priority :)

[notherpuppet]

SOLD OUT WTF!?!??? Thank you so so much!! I look forward to delivering the dance partners to you all soon! 🦌🍎♥️

I really did not expect this kind of response so I’ll consider restock in the future! It’s a little difficult right now, but I’ll do another interest check in late September! Thank you 😭♥️

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

bangtan boys in turtlenecks (10/??) ↳ cr. 0613data, dwellingsouls | bonus striped sope for @raplinenthusiasts:

[add1ctedt0you]

Me, with the unpopular opinion that, in a wq lives au, where wq marries jc, novel canon wwx is not taking well the news about chengqing marriage

[tossdoll]

... there seems to be a takeover happening...

[cyclopssun]

thinking of trying my hand at writing a fanfic

like rise leo deals w psychosis post invasion… just wanted to do something w similarity to 2012

i’ve never written a full fledged fic but i’ve actually been working on a plot for it and i have done research on psychosis itself just to make it more accurate. i don’t want to create stigma around psychosis and i don’t want this to come off as romanticism.

i’m not a writer or at least not a particularly good one so please be nice ill post segments here (maybe,, if it seems enjoyable? i might scrap this idk) tell me if it’s cringe or just generally bad. what would make it more interesting or suggest plot add ons.

I’ve heard from statements of people who have experienced psychotic episodes sometimes have fact and fiction confused like having a superhero moment that they are gifted or can save the world by committing some action. i’ve also heard there’s no truly identified reason for psychosis but has been linked to trauma, substance use, sleep deprivation and connection to mental disorders.

(geez it’s like i’m writing my extended essay all over again)*

leo has a distorted reality, everything looks as it should but there’s something off, he feels off, don acts too fidgety, mikey doesn’t play with his hands nearly as often as he used to, raph isn’t as spatially aware, dad is trying too hard to be present, they all have a glint of something in their eyes when they look at him. To anyone else these behaviors are explainable, but not to leo. He believes they aren’t his real family that he has entered some wrong state, his portals sent him where he shouldn’t be, his siblings have been taken and replaced, or cloned? leo is overall paranoid, believing he is in a universe or *something* where he is pub enemy número uno and his mind will have him believe he must commit some extreme act to get back to his real* family.

those are some of my thoughts,, kinda hardcore. I am trying to handle the subject with care. lmk if something should be changed.

[lightvixxen]

Thinking of Eddie with a reader who has a voice kink 🫠🫠🫠

You know how most metal singers growl some words in songs, or they laugh manically after a verse….yeah that but with Eddie.

AND HE KNOWS he KNOWS you have a thing for his voice, he’s caught a certain song of his that he recorded for shits and giggles and then gave to you in your walkman.

Or how your thighs clench everytime he speaks to you lowly. He notices the way you bite your lip in the mornings when he’s just dragged him out of bed and not fully awake.

He’d so use it to his advantage too, asking you to do tasks and if you refuse he’ll bend down to your level- and whisper in your ear “not even for me, sweetheart?” And suddenly your off to whatever task assigned to you-

Thinking of how he’ll growl in your ear during sex, pushing your face into his pillows, talking about how /good/ you feel wrapped around his cock, praising you degrading you.

[rhinestonesox]

Ryoko Kui really wrote the yuri of the century and has the NERVE to leave it ambiguous

[lazywriter-artist]

begging for more mosh and fret content i love them both sm /pos

Well good news for you I’ve been doodling them a lot and also love them UwU

They drip!-

Speaking of their fashion choices mosh actually means more to typical punky-glamrocky kiss style aesthetics while Fret is more David Bowie meets the artist formally known as Prince :3

<3

You Better not be.

Stolen flesh hound to cuddle!!! Bc He can be a bit softie sometimes 🥰

Also!!! Had to be an over achiever and do a little something for my beloved angel face darling Vitus 🥰🥰🥰🥰

They’d be besties and rock out together!! With the levels Mosh and Fret listen to their music I’m shocked THEY don’t have any hearing issues 💀

[lore-pls]

Can I ask for some advice on how to tag to not be annoying? I have a queue that posts once or twice a day but those posts aren't currently tagged and sometimes I still do tagtalk becauseni forget the current etiquette on here. Also everyone's tags seem so different. So what's the best way to tag so people can block things they don't want to see?

Sorry if the vibes are off with this ask, I'm autistic and saw your post mentioning this stuff so I thought maybe it would be OK to ask for advice.

Nah, you're super good, nonny! I just prefer that people tag for whatever their content is. Is this post about politics? Tag for politics. Is this post about warhammer? Tag for that. Tag talk is great, I do it all the time lol.

That's just how I think of it, anyway! Like, I have a pretty vast array of interests and sometimes I also forget to tag correctly lol, but I do try to keep tags tidy for people who follow me for one particular thing (it's Warhammer lmao). I know no one here is following me for Smosh content so I tag that so they don't have to see it lol.

[themaskofreason]

i love practicing my violin because i know that when i do it im putting more effort into practicing for a gig thats in 3 weeks than quite a few other members of the orchestra (all of whom have more important things to be doing than playing the second desk (which was until recently the last desk and consisted of just me now we have like a third desk too?? aint that mad???) of the second violins)

[furrama]

Ugh, I need to stop reading about politics for a little bit. I don't need the existential dread, I don't need to feel isolated and helpless. I bet if I don't read the news until after Thanksgiving nothing significant will have changed and if something does I'll probably hear about it whether I want to or not.

[crossbackpoke-check]

Okay so this is gonna sound very unhinged

But the screenshot you posted of the doc for Omega Yamo had text

And I may have zoomed in and been able to decipher the words

And I’m obsessed with there being more than one Alpha in that scenario

And I think you’re a genius and I love your writing even though I probably wasn’t supposed to be able to read it

Again I’m sorry for being so insane but I couldn’t help it 🙃

SCREAMINGGGG anon i am in love with you. i appreciate the level of unhinged sooo much, the only thing you have to be sorry for is inflating my ego to an enormous size

howmstever!!! i may have tricked you!!! there are actually two omega yamo fics in the works 🤐🤫 they just happen to exist in the same document right now because ??? why not

[yuelun]

I will be here to write, I swear (I mean it, Guizhong has not shut up in my head; she never does and I have been writing a little in my drafts off/on). But I also need to note that while I prioritised Seele in my last post— some can attest to the fact that Kafka is the one that has me talking almost non-stop in Discord. There is so much about her, help me, save me.

So both are incoming, and both will likely have their own blogs and will get their tiny mentions in terms of promos— but Kafka is likely coming first if I can settle on the perfect URL. Keep an eye out. /adds a sneaky read more for semi-specific reasons and people. :)

/breathes heavily

[poridge]

College students are like is anyone gonna grovel and self-flagellate over this email and not even wait for an answer