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*hallucinating a Gothic romance with Raphael full of bodice-ripping, hair-pulling, and mindgames that would make ascended Astarion's romance seem like a healthy relationship in comparison*
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Midnight
#the sleep no work#I want nap but night nap says no#sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep#sleep#rest#please dear gods#just let me not be awake#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#goodnight#sleep well#I'm going to go drink blood and see if that helps
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sometimes phil looks as scared dan is gonna k*ss him as i am
#this has happened for years but so many fucking times in the past year#it fills me with terror#when dan leans in and Keeps leaning in and phil gets flustered and his eyes get super wide#he’s like ‘are we doing this’ and i’m like ‘DEAR GOD PLEASE DONT’#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#dip and pip#d&p#danandphilgames
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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“Unmmmm there’s NO evidence Kamino CULLED clones who were different that would be MEAN and no clones were decommissioned it doesn’t exist!!”
Begging y’all to think before you speak please 😭 these are direct screenshots from the canon wiki, and I even have the actual source book where these come from
#I don’t like a lot of the popular fanon either BUT DEAR GOD DO SOME RESEARCH FIRST PLEASE#be ffr#sw salt#clone troopers#clones#sw tcw#star wars canon#I’m very very petty about what is current canon and what isn’t so don’t @ me lol#smooth brained individuals do not interact
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Some of Gale’s ✨Best Puns✨ collected by the amazing @senualothbrok from this massive audio clip, and featuring ADORABLE GALE CHIBIS drawn by her!!
As usual, all layout & design nonsense provided by yours truly. Magic provided by Gale. Book copies arriving at your local Sorcerous Sundries soon, email Gale’s publicist [email protected] for more info.
#The Gale chibis give me life#Also the groan-worthiness of these incredible puns make me love Gale even more#Dear god the turnip one 😂#Just imagine how pleased he is with himself for that one in particular#How can anyone not love him 💜💜#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#bg3
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As soon as I'm done with commissions (and depression stops being a bitch) I WILL draw more ragapom and make more comics, cuz holy SHIT we need more Sapphics up in this bitch!!!
#panda talks#rambling in the tags#episode 3 please gimmie crumbs#the ragapommers are fucking STARVING#and I dont hate any ship#nor the people who don't ship ragapom#but DEAR GOD#80% of the ships here? straight as an arrow#and THATS NOT BAD#JUST... as a lesbian I'd like a bit more female on female action y'know?#then again f/f ships IN GENERAL are always overshadowed#but thats a topic for another day#text post#digital circus shipping#ragapom shipping#buttonblossom shipping
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i do kinda miss them terribly
#dear god please give me another session where theyre both pcs and they sit next to each other again#milespost#brennan lee mulligan#lou wilson#dimension 20
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I need a guy that I love more than the fictional ones. Until then I will remain pining over non-existent men on Tumblr.
#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#the hunger games#tbosas#dean winchester x reader#sam winchester x reader#castiel x reader#wally clark#wally clark x reader#jack kline#jack kline x reader#beau arlen#beau arlen x reader#neal caffrey#leon kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#school spirits#resident evil#please help me dear god#eric king#eric house of ashes#house of ashes#fox mulder#fox mulder x reader
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Dp x Dc AU: That one episode of teen titans where they all dress up as Robin + Tim being a gremlin about his legacy + Danny look alike/twin AU.
So there is that episode of Teen Titans where Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven all dress as Robin (Dick) while he's out and it's admitted that the outfit makes them feel cool. Imagine a young Tim hearing that story mentioned in passing by Dick while trying to manage what becomes Young Just-us. And then when Damain becomes Robin?? Gremlin mode activated.
Tim hosts regular 'Robin' Parties, where the idea is that you come in Robin colors, get a mask at the door and everyone gets to basically hang out in civilian clothes without the identity crises for those just getting started. "age appropriate" drinks, games, and good music are all staples. The parties become more frequent once Damian becomes Robin and he pointedly doesn't attend Tim's parties which... Neither of them are really happy about. Family is complicated, but finally, after a few years of cooling off, it's decided that Robin will actually host this years Robin party.
Meaning Tim shows up in casual clothes (MIT sweatshirt) and a mask, and Damian is actually dressed as Robin when the party is starting to get into the swing of things. The point of it is to make sure all the young heroes get to come and start to befriend each other, so there are a few people who show up and have to actually say that they're *insert alias* and this is met with basically "Dope, nice to meet you Robin" etc.
Insert Danny Twin AU (Or just look-alike fuckery) (for either brother but my brain is on Tim Twin au mode).
Danny decides to show up as his human self, grabs a mask at the door before coming in, and is slowly integrating himself into a conversation when someone grabs his arm- "Hey Red your brother is fighting with a newbie about meat products again-"
And Danny doesn't have a brother but my god has he heard this fight too many times with Sam and Tucker- He's going in and he's defusing this situation because he cannot handle the thought of this argument taking over his new friend group. He deals with it enough, okay?
Robin (like, the real one) looks at him curiously while Danny is talking down the other hero Robin (insert here), and the whole room notices when Robin doesn't take the opportunity to dismiss or belittle his older brother (Lmao because its danny). Damian cannot place his unease about Drake (again, Danny, who is not hiding his identity beyond a mask), and simply decides that this isn't worth the effort.
The party moves on but now instead of everyone calling themselves Robin, Danny is distinctly being called Red. It confuses him a bit, he didn't even know Red Robin was going to be at this party (he hasn't met the guy and doesn't know the lore), but he rolls with it because he's made fast friends with Robin (Bart), Robin (Cassie) and Robin (JON). The kid was full little bro energy and it made Danny laugh, he was so surprised when the real Robin joined them and fell into easy conversation with Robin (Jon).
Danny is playing games with a few others when someone goes to grab a broom to clean up- Turns out Red Robin and his boyfriend Kon had been making out in the closet for most of the party- and the whole room looks at Danny like he's tried to trick them. Tim is at first uneasy that so many people mistook him, but once he's in front of his dupe, puzzle pieces start to move around in his head.
"And who are you again, Robin?" Tim asks carefully, though he suspects he has his answer.
"Uh, Phantom, but you know, a lot of people were calling me Red tonight and I didn't get why until just now." Danny laughs nervously.
"Yeah I bet- Find me monday and we can see about a geneology test."
"That leaves us the whole weekend, to do what exactly? Fuck with people by pulling a parent trap style swap?"
"Nature vs. nuture and all but I don't know how you could be anything but my brother with a question like that." Tim grins and they get to scheming.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#long post#tim drake#danny and tim are twins au#robin party au#dear god someone please write this fic for me#its been rattling around in my brain for ages
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Local goat forced to touch grass
#docm77#docm77 fanart#hermitcraft#hermitblr#dear god someone help this poor man please#perimeter my babygirl what did they do to you………#ghast.art
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So...y'all know those figures of like, Sanji, Ace, Sabo etc looking all hot in the fancy chair? So I found the drawing I did of Usopp from like 2020 and decided to update him cause I felt my old art was outdated....so you know if anyone out there wants to push for an usopp chair figure with me I'll just, nudge this forward...
#Usopp#god usopp#one piece#Usopp figure idea#please dear god make a chair figure for Usopp I beg you
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now i'm sure that it's true
#steven universe#lapidot#lapis lazuli#su lapis#peridot#su peridot#fanart#my art#art#p#pp#digital#character art#2024#my posts#please dear god zoom in. it is so not optimized for tumblr format#also please ignore that i colored her knees wrong#i was hubristic i thought i had their designs memorized lkdsjf
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a beginning (comic version!)
animatic version here!
#destiny doodles#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#warrior of light#long post#and god do i mean LONG POST lmao#destiny comics#i know it's almost 2 minutes long but the animatic is definitely the definitive version of this piece#so if you like the comic and have time please watch that ;u;#or just listen to “a beginning” by the dear hunter because it's a hauntingly beautiful song
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I cannot stress enough how much knowing how to cook a handful of easy healthy meals will improve your life and budget. Even if you don’t have much energy or access to much cooking space like one of the things I recommend to people who have limited space and knowledge and ability is to look up college dorm recipes because they tend to take all of that into account + take very little time or cleanup + be cheap and filling
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