#please be so fucking for real

[wilsonpussyindulgence]

the fact that cary grant is losing is a hate crime against me specifically. also my mother. she is SO OFFENDED vincent price is winning and monica it is so fucking funny.

I’M OFFENDED. UNSERIOUS WEBSITE.

[local-magpie]

i feel like im losing my mind every time i see someone say they dont want to vote for biden for president because of israel. what the fuck do you think will happen if he loses? do you think a republican president is suddenly going to support israel less?? the GOP? the party famous for invading multiple countries for oil in the last 25 years? you think they're going to just... not throw fuel on the fire over there?? do you seriously think the increased amount of damage both domestically and abroad the republican party's agenda will do is worth this kind of feel-good useless posturing?

i get why people are responding to this saying "well, go vote for other electoral races at least," but it drives me mad. yes please go vote for other electoral races but also please be fucking serious with me are you really going to risk another trump presidency and do fuckall for anyone in this situation just so you can brag about it later on your socials

[ardentperfidy]

okay y’all were funny with the barbie memes and jokes but it is time to be serious now it is not a crime against feminism that margot robbie wasn’t nominated for best actress

[fearsomeandwretched]

Yes I'm still bitter a top fucking gun sequel is nominated for BEST PICTURE

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[j-a-nuary]

Are you still updating date roulette?

I'm not going to lie to you: I was initially straight up rankled by this ask. I was possessed by the ghost of Dan Harmon being drunk on his own podcast and speaking way too close into the mic about how much work goes into creating anything.

But I took a deep breath, and reminded myself to chill the fuck out.

Short answer: yes.

Explanatory answer: yes, and...

It's one of the few things I work on that has what I think of as "real plot" - I spend a lot of time going back to old chapters to make sure I'm not creating plot holes

I've taken several breaks that spanned multiple years on, well, writing in general. So like... a couple months while I'm still working on other stuff is kinda... nothing

I have a life outside of writing. I have a job - a stressful one. I have the kind of real life where writing often gets put on the back burner so I can do things like sleep or make a single meal at home

Kinda just reiterating the first point but like the amount of effort that goes into DR is so astronomically higher than like... In Which... or the BFF Ateez reacts texts

[black-fairy3]

why did i get an email from doc martens today talking bout ‘celebrating black voices’ . bitch there are three days left of black history month get tf out of here🙄

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[belfry-ghost]

finally finished jason so i can post the hades art i mentioned here lmaoo

i'm more of a silly doodle kind of guy so fully lined/rendered stuff.... aigh

[madootles]

dramatic eyes. dramatic lips. drama on the cheeks.

sketch

[tesspool]

momma might

[mayakern]

having recently tested it, I thought you might like to know your midi's fit four full grown female rats in one pocket quite comfortably

OH MY GOD you can’t just SEND me this and NOT show me PHOTOS?????

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings