#please I love themmmmmm

[barissoffee]

NOT OMEGA COPYING CROSSHAIR WITH THE TOOTHPICK BYE

[bearlytolerant]

[royalarchivist]

Mike: Ok, now I'm going to teach you a swear word in Portuguese!

YD: Yeah, I want to learn a bad word too!

Mike: Ok, I'll teach you a very strong swear word. Filho da puta!

YD: [Pretends to start crying] That's really bad!

Mike: No, no! I'm not talking about you!

YD: We only met for the first time, and he called me puta!

Mike: Oh, whatever!*

YD: [Laughs]

* Mike is using Korean slang / a rude word YD taught him shortly before this exchange.

[trix-or-treatz]

I dropped EVERYTHING.

[moonlitgourmet]

SPIT IN MY FACE! -ThxSoMch

[usertoxicyaoi]

zeke and fifth my beloveds my BABIES 🥺🥺🥺🥺.

[bilbosmom-belladonna]

Hooray! I'm so pleased to share the gorgeous artwork I commissioned from @shukruut for my RexObi fic Meet in the Middle!

FEAST YOUR EYES!

It's so amazing! Look at wee little sleepy Luke! Look at Rex's gorgeous soft face! It's just like I imagined themmmmmm!

And on top of all that, she also made this incredibly adorable piece of Obi-Wan and little Leia from the same fic!

I will never recover from how cute this is, y'all. I am expired.

If you would ALSO like to experience such excellence, be sure to check out @shukruut's commissions info!

THANK YOU AGAIN I LOVE THEM ALL AAHHHHH!!!

[the-implications]

here r some of my baulkins (billpaulemma) hcs because i can't stop thinking about them

paul, a lowkey (highkey) filmbro, drags his partners with him to the theater to watch EVERY new film that comes out. he brings a notebook w him to take notes and emma and bill r extremely supportive of how passionate he is about film and let him rant about it afterwards

bill LOVES to bake, (he used to bake a lot for alice before the divorce) so ofc he bakes any and everything for his partners whenever they want.

emma, the traveller of the trio, plans road trips every once in awhile, making sure to add stops in places she thinks bill and paul would be interested in going :) she finds she enjoys travelling with them just as much as she did alone (maybe even better)

paul is a board game enthusiast, so his partners spend a lot of time learning how to play very specific board games for their hangouts :3

bill is THE designated driver. he vowed to stay sober after alice was born because he dealt with an alcoholic father, so he's been sober ever since. he'll drive paul & emma around if they drink and just generally watches over them when they get drunk LOL

alice was pretty shocked to learn that bill had a boyfriend AND a girlfriend but she adjusted pretty quickly. she thinks emma is SUPER cool and they bond over the most random things ever. but yea theyre besties pretty much

please please please feel free to share ur hcs/thoughts/ideas or Whatever i just need more content w themmmmmm 😩

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

May I request angst headcanons for all six blorbos? Please I am sick and in desperate need for sadness to feel better lol (it’s ok if you can’t tho!)

YESSSSS I GET TO ANGST THEMMMMMM :)

New York, Louisiana, Texas, Gov, Massachusetts, and New Jersey? I apologize in advance. (I do not feel bad at all lmao)

New York:

He will 100% cry or at least struggle not to cry if someone makes fun of the fact he can’t walk right.

Hella insecure about the fact that it’s really difficult for him to be able to gain weight. It doesn’t help that he was bullied about it when he went to school.

NY actually did very well in school and was a bright smart student, but his classmates and teachers were absolute ASSHOLES to him.

Him and sleep are the type of enemies that if one was on fire and the other had a glass of water, the one with the water would drink it. So- NY is tired ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME. But if he tries to sleep, he can’t. And if he does manage to fall asleep, he just wakes up an hour later whether it just be out of nowhere or he has a nightmare.

Louisiana:

When France killed Loui’s mother, Loui’s mom actually put a curse on France that would give him terrible and vivid nightmares, ones that were so vivid that the victim could feel the phantom pain even after they woke up. But ofc since Louisiana has a heart where he should have a brain, he felt bad and took the curse off of France and put it on himself. Which is one of the reasons that he can’t sleep now. And most of his nightmares are about France’s abuse and war so. Yeah. He feels it all.

So like- Loui is a very kind, very gentle, and very big-hearted person. And he wants nothing but the best for most people. Unfortunately, this has led to him being used and hurt and manipulated more times than anybody is comfortable with hearing. And it’s usually the people he loves most that end of hurting him.

He finds it hard to believe that everybody actually loves him and cares about him. He just- can’t believe it. Yeah, he’ll say he believes it, but he doesn’t. Not fully at least.

For my cryptid/animal stuff, I picture Loui to be some blend of either a wolf and gator, or a wolf and Pelican. But he has the wolf ears and tail. They’re usually out, but they’re just hidden under his hat and in his shirt. Why does he keep them hidden? Well- his ears and tails are VERY sensitive to pain. And France use to take advantage of that by stepping on his tail and yanking on his ears and yelling constantly cuz he knew that it hurt Louisiana. I’m gonna skin France alive.

Texas:

When he gets way too damn tired to even want to exist, he’ll just completely give up. He’ll just lay there and cry. He won’t even try to fight someone coming to front, he’ll just let it happen. Someone needs to sit this poor boy down and help him talk about his issues please I’m begging-(no let him suffer <3)

The only time he ever opens up is if he’s drunk or if Austin is fronting. And when he comes back to front, he’ll completely ignore everyone and isolate himself.

I’m very very nice to him and I’ve given him: asthma, an iron deficiency, and hemophilia (so he bleeds REALLY easily). He absolutely REFUSES to take his medications and stuff and use his inhaler when he needs it. And all he does is work outside and lift and do stuff all day. Which he gets really dizzy and winded and hurt from. So cue someone finding him completely dazed and out of it leaning against a wall just so he can keep standing and he’s just trying to control his breathing and all of that.

He absolutely loves giving and receiving hugs and physical affection, but if ANY touch restrains and/or restricts his movement and ability to escape, someone is getting kicked, punched, bitten, slapped, or all the above.

Gov:

Oh Gov. Poor, poor, not-so-innocent Gov��.. he needs a nap. Desperately. And a hug. Please. He needs it. So, so bad.

He has PA’s alcohol addiction, but instead it’s caffeine cuz he’s seen what alcohol does to people and fears becoming like PA.

He has TERRIBLE dissociation episodes that usually end with him just passing tf out.

Gov felt as though the Civil War was mostly his fault and pinned the blame on himself for some reason. He felt as though he had done something wrong that made half of his country wanted to leave.

Massachusetts:

Blames himself for almost everything that happened to his siblings. Even though literally NONE of it was his fault.

His biggest fears are failure, and hurting those he loves. He can’t stand the thought of it AT ALL. He can’t.

Often fears that he’s not “masculine enough” since England always told him that ever since he transitioned.

He tries not to use his magic as much after the Salem Witch Trials happened. Cuz he got beat and burned at the stake at least once or twice and would rather not relive that pain.

New Jersey:

Okay- tbh, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he’s kinda insecure about that cuz he was never as smart and creative as his brothers.

Will literally hold in his tics until he’s alone, and usually by that time, he’s incredibly uncomfortable and maybe even in a bit of pain.

For the cryptid/animal stuff: one of his horns is cracked and a little shorter than the other because England broke one of them. Asshole.

His biggest fears are: the death of his loved ones and hurting his loved ones (oh look he has something in common with Ma-*gets choked*)

[thelunarsystemwrites]

Btw I love lustberry

I LOVE THIS SHIP, IM GUILTY, I LOVE IT!!! Granted moreso woth fanon lust and canonish swap BUT STILL

Guys- the sheerrrrrrr LOVE I have for this ship, isn't wording rn I LOVE IT OKAY I'm I'm gonna give them a ship kid I SwEaR-

And I also really like a couple other ships involving Lust. BUT LUSTBERRY TAKES THE CAKE

I-I- I love themmmmmm

Please these two have just like.... taken. Taken my heart it's theirs now

And lustberry is SUCH A PRETTY NAMEE

Im crazy for these two okay ZXOYHOXIGXHKXIGZHKZKH

[theosconfessions]

oc asks 🍷🍬🍉 for Scar :)

🍷 [WINE] Where on the 'wine aunt scale' is your OC?

Scarlett: oh my god. you know catch me a year ago and it was a full ass 10. and then i did some shady shit so now im like a five i guess? like i can still wine aunt like a motherfucker. *winks* just less horrifying decisions afterwards haha !

🍬 [LOLLY/CANDY] What would your OC like to receive for Valentine's Day/as a token of love?

Scarlett: you know ive never had a proper valentines day. my ex never really made a big deal out of it. so i guess like all of the hallmark shit? like i LOVE attention..that and gifts at the same time? please im already melting. being that im in the midst of this bachelorette challenge..some of themmmmmm have been trying to be extra on the love department when theyre not supposed to. thats my job..but its been pretty nice being you know... [smirks] the center of someones world. its cute.

🍉 [WATERMELON] What will your OC take to the grave?

Scarlett: i think that i ever even LIKED my brothers husband much less that i used to have a crush on him back in the day. i used to have all of these crazy fantasies about him taking me to prom and shit. all this dumb girl shit. and then obviously he ended up marrying my brother and then sleeping with my boyfriend so..that was that [smirks]

Thank you for the asks for Scar love! ugh i love these

[majorproblems77]

I heard brain rot? Yeah. I’ve got it bad too

Time scooped Sky up and started out of this place when Sky protested.

“I can walk, Time. I’m not that badly injured…” Time could almost hear the rest of his plea as he squirmed in Time’s grip. Not useless. Not a burden. Please…

“I know.” He tightened his grip, allowing himself a moment to bury his face in Sky’s hair. “Please, Chosen. Allow me this assurance that my boys are safe now.” He recognized the haunted look in Warriors’s eyes. The one that said that he couldn’t do this with the Captain and that the man probably would struggle with any sort of contact until he could banish the memory of the sorceress' hands on him. Out of the two separated boys, they’d seen the least of Warriors as Cia severed the connection from the mirror at her whim and to do what she pleased without witnesses. He could imagine all too well what had happened when the mirror went dark. At his plea, Sky’s struggle and protest stilled, and he allowed Time to carry him.

(From my need to have soft Time and Sky stuff that wouldn’t leave my head until I’d written at least this far)

I love themmmmmm

Its got my brain gripped and is shaking it

I love this, Sky and time need more fluff, they are very important to me

I'm trying so hard to grip onto something t do cause I literally can't do anything else the blorbo brain rot has me in a chokehold right now

[quodekash]

PART TWO OF THE THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE WATCHING MSP OS2 EPISODE 2 COS I KEEP RUNNING OUT OF IMAGES COS I HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY (wooo look at that there's a link here to the previous part, haha self promo) (there will almost certainly be at least two more after this one, if not three or four more. i think too much.)

OMG THIS SCENE

I LOVE THEM

GREDGKHJBER

THEYRE SO IN LOVEEEE

AND GUN HOLDING THE BOTTLE FOR TINN TO DRINK FROM??? BROOOOO

I SEE YOU LOOKING

I SEE WHERE YOUR EYES ARE, MISTER

YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

hes so whipped

youre so whipped, tiw

hes in love with him

i love them so much

holy hell

hell yeah, soundwin

WAIT

HANG ON

IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS???

HOLY HELL IT IS

GUYS IVE LITERALLY BEEN TELLING EVERYONE FOR MONTHS

SOUNDWIN=PATPRAN

MY SOUNDWIN=PATPRAN AGENDA IS FINALLY JUSTIFIED

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

G U Y S

IM BASICALLY GOD AT THIS POINT

HOLY HELL

HOLY FREAKING HELL

IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

AND EXCITED

HOLY HELL

thats fair

(but also, without context thats really funny. imagine gun, por, and jorn hearing that. they have no idea how soundwin's first interaction went down. and even if they try to explain, theyll still be so confused

"im sorry, what? he locked your arms in the bathroom??"

"yeah! we wanted him to join the band so i got his attention while he was peeing-"

"what."

"-and then he got really mad at me for some reason and then he slammed me against the wall-"

"WHAT."

"-and he threatened me and pulled my arms back and my arms were sore for days."

"WHAT THE HELL-"

its very amusing to me)

but theres not as much tension as there was in the original canon universeeee

because they dont actually hate each other in this versionnnn

they just have a slight rivalry but its mostly friendlyyyyy

i love themmmmmm

and this one is tiwpor bc tiwpor are couple goals

oh

oh theyre all just shows arent they

yup, okay

i love them

his little headscratch omg

OMG

GEORJBSGJKERBGJBVREKJDBGJKVRE PLEASE

also i would like to point out: look at win's face there. he looks directly at pat. does pat like jorn?? does win know??? I NEED ANSWERS

AND HE KINDA LOOKS AWAY AND NODS AT THE OTHERS AROUND THE TABLE

HE FREAKING KNOWS

I DONT KNOW HOW HE KNOWS

BUT HE KNOWS

IM CERTAIN OF IT

everyone, apparently. weve got two different universes, each with three different versions of that scenario, and its a very successful show, so. yeah.

NOOO MY BOYYY

HE IS SAD NOW

SOMEONE HUG HIM

poor boy :(

"bye-bye. get out. okay. byeee." POR SPEAKING ENGLISH >>>>>

i love him so so much

wait, so, in this version of events did por use the questions to score his own boyfriend, rather than tiw with his sibling's relationships???

you underestimate the power of the questions, tinn. they work surprisingly well. in the other universe it made you both cry and then you found out that, wow look at that, you like each other! all because of the questions. so, yeah, they really CAN get you closer. trust the questions bro

hang on, do win and gun in this universe have the same relationship as sound and tinn had? like the childhood rivalry without any real explanation of it?? so for some reason they hate each other?? i would like to know please

oh hey look at that, we just watched gun's life leave his eyes

hes tryna figure out how the hell he fell for such an IDIOT

but hes also probably thinking back to the bullfrog song and is realising that he fell for tinn because of how stupid and silly he is

so now hes questioning his entire life

gun's face, omg

also no, that's jorn!

WAIT I JUST HAD A THOUGHT

tinn somehow knows that 'youre charmed by his isaan accent' and then says 'right?' as confirmation that he is correct.

WHAT IF he knows something

WHAT IF por told tiw about jorn liking pat. WHAT IF tiw told some people in the music club (perhaps all of them??). WHAT IF he only said 'someone in the student council' likes pat, not giving his name (cos it would be mean if he revealed jorn's secret). WHAT IF tinn thinks its gun who likes pat, because of his isaan accent.

WHAT IF, GUYS, WHAT IF

why are you worried about him mentioning his dad, gun

is it your trauma

do you need a hug

SOUNDWINSOUNDWINSOUNDWINSOUNDWINSOUNDWIN

THEYRE PLAYING PATPRANNNN

MY SOUNDWIN=PATPRAN AGENDA GETS STRONGER BY THE DAY

"just a warm up" KILL MEEEE THE PARALELLSSSS

HES TEACHING HIM TO T A C K L E ???

BRO THIS IS SO MUCH MORE INTIMATE THAN BADMINTON

HOLY HELL I SWEAR THEYRE GONNA MAKE OUT

"come here. you use the area between your chest up until your shoulders to tackle. you hold your opponent with both of your hands like this." holy hell holy hell holy hell

he just hugged him

that was hugging him

was that not hugging him?

the coaching is making me think of akkayan with the judo. even tho i know its an entirely different thing.

"the areas you can tackle are from the chest down to the feet. is that clear?" damn sound is so much better at giving instructions than win is. sound fully told him what to do. win kinda just. yelled at him.

"it's easy. try it." again, the same thing that win said, but so much calmer and more effective

"you forgot to wrap your hands around me" y'know, something is telling me he didnt forget. he's just scared of intimacy. which like is fair but also jUST KISS ALREADY

oh noooo now theyre yelling at each otherrrr

win just follow his instructions, he did a good job explaining

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH, NOT YELL AT ME!" hey, it's that line!

"learn to play sports sometimes! dont just spend your days hitting on girls!" H E Y THAT LINE!

"i made an effort to teach you but you wouldnt learn anything. you dumb!" again, THE FREAKING PARALLELS i love them so much holy hell

"secret" dating

THE CHIN TICKLE GHREBDGHRBDGHRB I LOVE THEM AND THEIR CHIN TICKLES

aaaaand guess who already ran out of images. again.

(also a little note here, i put all my our skyy 2 commentary under the same tag and its always the first tag of the post, so if you tap/click on that one youll find the rest of my commentary on the episode (if you want to)) 

i shall post these first two parts and then ill do the next ones like later tonight or maybe tmro, idk man

[missgryffin]

So I heard this song for the first time the other day and IMMEDIATELY thought of the two chapters at the beginning of Love For the Summer where Lily and James both get stupidly jealous and whg8wkg8wufbvoxo2girg it's perfect and I had to share.

Like, PLEASE:

She saw a girl from the party stop Me and the boys in the parking lot And no, she's not the jealous type But tonight it made her heart drop

She got a note when she was out to eat He wrote his number down on her receipt And no I'm not the jealous type But I might knock out all his teeth

honestly the whole song fits the fic perfectly to me 😍 I LOVE THEMMMMMM!!!!!!!

anyway i hope you enjoy the song like I did! and please let me know if you would like to hear any of my further rambles on the matter, as i do have more 😆❤️

YESSS this song is perfect for them!!! And ahhh omg the fact that a song reminded you of LFTS at all has me choked up!! 🥹 Don't mind me listening to this whole album now, just the song titles alone have me thinking about Jily 🥲 Thank you so so much for sending me this, absolutely made my morning! 🥰 And are you kidding, I would love to hear your further rambles!!! 😭😍 Rambles are my fave!!!

[aquaquadrant]

HI I can't believe I kept forgetting to message you after part five because it has me going INSANE-- first off, HELS XBRALIS YESSSSS yes yes yes I love themmmmmm bX living my dream of getting to beat the shit out of Atlas <3 even tho he deserves worse than a beating once a year <3333 second of all.... INSTINCTEV??? HELLO SIR 👀👀👀👀👀👀 I have so many THOUGHTS about what Impulse's hels is like but please please please tell me he is ridiculously (toxicly) competitive. Impulse always talks about how he tries so hard not to let his competitiveness turn sour. That was one of the reasons he hesitated in signing up for MCC for so long, he knew he'd get sucked into training and trying to be the best and if he lost or did poorly in an event he was worried about getting too upset/competitive about it. Anyways I could talk too much about this and I dont wanna overwhelm u but just know I am LOOKING 👀👀👀👀👀👀

ahhhhh i’m SO glad people have been enjoying the little side dish of bx and alisker!! there are quite a few hermits and helsmits i have concepts and backstories for who won’t even show up in the fic series 🎻 so i love to throw them in when i can without completely detracting from the main HTP storyline 😂

HEHE i’m happy u liked instinctEV ;) he’s absolutely got a competitive side, which is why he goes out of his way to antagonize atlas about their competing redstone companies. fun fact, the other defining traits i based him on are hyper-efficiency (impulse’s dedicated work ethic taken to an extreme) and disingenuousness (impulse’s kindness twisted into a sort of two-faced fake friendliness). he is solely concerned with what’s most efficient, and only cares about other players so far as to what he can use them for. also, he’s a much scarier and more monstrous demon than his overworld counterpart, which makes his super energetic ‘friendliness’ feel so surprising, you’re too confused (and relieved) to second-guess his intentions.

also, no worries about sending long messages, i absolutely LIVE for it. hearing what readers think of my writing is one of the reasons i do it in the first place!