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[6beeb9]

POSSIBLE HORROR WARNING.

so, me and my friend vlad made this game on roblox and yeah its a boiled one shrine and YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT. RIGHT NEOW. NIOW NOW NIW we spent a while on it even tho it was just for goofs, so I def think you should check it out. GAME LINK

[exclusivelycherry]

Okay, so like… hear me out…

[wintercalamity]

to anyone reading this, fallen aces is really good and you should play it.

[cedar-scars]

I would also like to say that my literal comfort items that I sleep with every night are a shadow the hedgehog plush and the fucking boiled one phenomenon phen-228 plush so make of that what you will

and fuck you if you think grown people can’t have plushies these mfs are soft and very :3

otherwise opinions will be promptly thrown into the sun and be crushed by its abhorrent gravity and set ablaze by its heat

[ibelieveinahappilyeverafter]

sending out very powerful "please commission me or even just donate so I can pay both my rent and self-employment taxes at the same time" vibes

[ratatatastic]

"i hope they put us together day one" (gets put together day one) "day one of training camp—that's a guy that you want to play with"

deeply obsessed with ekky admitting to wanting to play with forsy day 1 of training camp, then getting to play with forsy day 1 of training camp and then a whole year later saying forsy is a guy you want to play with on day 1 of training camp

theres a lot going on here and i cant even begin to put it to words

[marmalad3-jar]

every time i put on one of those "1 hour of silence occasionally broken by [some sfx here]" i feel like i'm going insane

like im waiting for that specific sound to happen but at the same time my brain starts manifesting other sounds and i'm just sitting there confused 😭

[would-you-punt-them]

Imagine watching a show with probably the most surface level potrayal of the message of "rich people suck and will use poor people for money" only to be like "hm. as the total anthesis of this message i should totally recreate this"

It's made even worse when you consider the fact that this isn't the first "IRL Squid Game" ever attempted, Netflix UK did one that was specifically based on the actual show in January 2023 called "Squid Game: The Challenge".

(I've seen people in the tags get these two shows confused, they are different - Beast Games is on Amazon, not Netflix, was filmed at the end of July this year, and hasn't come out yet).

But Netflix UK have their own scandal to answer for.

That original British Squid Game was also a disaster. "Beast Games" was filmed in the middle of one of Nevada's hottest Julys on record, hence why so many contestants suffered from extreme dehydration due to the lack of water. On the other hand, "Squid Game: The Challenge" was filmed during an unusually cold British January.

The players had been given coats, leg warmers, space heaters, and so on during the lead up to the game, only to have those warm clothes taken away before the first challenge began, because they needed to wear those paper thin canon-accurate Squid Game tracksuits. They weren't even allowed to zip them up, because the cameras needed to see the numbers on their shirts, and the fake blood spurting out when they were eliminated.

They then had to play Redlight-Greenlight in the blistering cold, holding poses, completely still, for increasing lengths of time (2 minutes at the start of the game, 30 in the late stages). Players starting collapsing from the cold, and had to be rescued by medics.

The game started with 456 competitors on Day 1, and ended up with 228 by Day 2.

Here's the Variety article: Inside Netflix’s ‘Squid Game’ Reality Show Disaster: ‘The Conditions Were Absolutely Inhumane’

TL;DR - Here are some choice quotes in case you want to read them:

“The second time the song played, I saw in my left peripheral vision that this girl was swaying. Then she just buckled, and you could hear her head actually hit the ground,” says Marlene. “But then someone came on the [microphone] and said to hold our positions because the game is not paused. After that, people were dropping like flies.”

Jenny, a player from outside the U.K. who had been flown in for the game, tells Variety: “I’m infuriated by the narrative that Netflix is putting out there, that only [a few] people were injured…we were all injured just by going through that experience.

“I’ve never been that cold for that long a period in my life. We couldn’t feel our feet or our toes. It was ridiculous,” she says. Jenny also claims that while the game was in production, restroom or water breaks weren’t allowed.

“Take some responsibility for the fact that you were ill-prepared for this kind of thing, with this number of people,” continues Jenny, between tears. “There were some things I guess [producers] didn’t think about, but when they saw the weather was going to be that way, they should have made adjustments.”

All three players [John, Marlene and Jenny] say they returned to the hotel between 7 p.m. and midnight without having dinner. Dinner orders had been taken at lunch, but because the game had run longer than expected, contestants were transported back to their central London hotel without having eaten. Production had ordered pizzas for those arriving, but there wasn’t enough food to go around, and some people went to bed hungry.

“In the morning, I woke up and there was a cold hamburger from McDonald’s and a side salad in front of my door that had been there for God knows how long,” says Marlene.

(Variety, Feb 3, 2023)

(Also, "Marlene and Jenny" are pseudonyms, because like Beast Game they signed NDAs.)

There are some other similarities with Beast Games - denial of bathroom breaks, lack of food, lack of water, inadequate medical care, and so on.

Netflix is denying these claims, or at least denying that they are as bad as contestants are suggesting, and said that while it was undeniably cold on set, "participants were prepared for that". Participants have claimed that they were, in fact, in no way prepared for that.

We know MrBeast has probably seen "Squid Game: The Challenge", because they've tried to one-up it. The British show originally had "the biggest cash-prize ever offered in reality TV" ($4.5 million), until Beast Games showed up with an ever bigger prize of $5 million.

So, it's not just "Jimmy recreating the Torment Nexus after watching the show "Don't recreate the Torment Nexus".

It's closer to "Jimmy recreating the Torment Nexus from the show "Don't create the Torment Nexus", after watching the show "This is what happens when you create the Torment Nexus".

[milkbobatyun]

loving taehyun is like sweet kisses

pairing: kang taehyun x gn!reader

genre: fluff, slight headcanon, drabble (-ish)

summary: what it’s like loving taehyun, but it's the kisses you share

word count: 394

a/n: more to add for the 'loving taehyun' series bc he's taking up all my mind rn. if you can't tell from the fic, i love his dimples (and dimples in general they're so cute) seeing happy tyun at their concerts makes my heart so happy but also seeing the stuff about them being overworked makes me so sad :( on a happier note, thank u pookie @yeonjunsfox for always reading through this and honestly being the best cheerleader (?) for me (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡

loving taehyun is like showering him in sudden kisses, while his attention is on something else, or he’s just simply there.

with a rare day off, you and taehyun lounged on the couch, playing a competitive game of mario kart. you were both focused on the screen of the television, desperate to beat the other person in hopes of getting out of doing the dishes tonight.

in the final lap of the round, you and taehyun were both placed 1st and 2nd respectively. with a well-timed throw of the green turtle shell, taehyun knocked your character’s kart off the course, before speeding past you to the finish line.

with a gleeful cheer, taehyun threw his arms up in delight. with a pout, you put down the controller.

“you cheated” you accused playfully.

taehyun turned around to you with a cheeky grin on his face. “admit it,  you’re a sore loser.” he teased back.

you tried to be mad at him, but seeing his eyes crinkled up into crescents and his dimple showing immediately softened your heart. in a spur of the moment, you grabbed his face with both of your hands, landing a quick kiss on his dimple before shifting your focus to the tip of his nose.

the fluttery kisses tickled taehyun’s face and his grin grew even wider.

the types of kisses taehyun give you are greeting kisses and farewell kisses.

when he has to leave for a late night schedule, he would tiptoe into your room, giving you a sweet forehead kiss as a way of saying ‘goodnight’ and ‘i love you’ before he departs. 

he gives you a loving kiss on the lips when he’s departing from the airport for one of the group’s tours, much to the annoyance of the rest of the members.  if you come to greet him at the airport when he lands back home, then that’ll be what you use to greet him as a ‘welcome back’.

when taehyun’s feeling super romantic, he loves to kiss the inside of your wrist, while looking at you with his eyes, which hold so much love and feeling in those expressive boba eyes.

kisses become the unspoken way the two of you communicate, they’re such a simple action, yet for the both of you, they hold so much meaning.

overall, loving taehyun is 228 kisses out of 20.

∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳)  © curated with love by milkbobayun 2024

/ づ ♡

[yeoli]

Lovelyz reunion on How Do You Play? Ep 228

[yuurei20]

Hello! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) What do we know about the Queen's rules and about the Unbirthday parties? Also are there any rules are are largely common in canon?

Hello hello! ^^ Thank you for this question!

There are 810 rules at Heartslabyul, all invented by the Queen of Hearts herself.

(In Japanese 8 can be pronounced “hah��� while 10 can be pronounced “toh”, and in katakana hah + toh = ハート, which means “heart”).

The rules we have seen in-game are:

Rule 6- No fighting on campus

Rule 23- One must never bring a cat to a formal affair

Rule 53- When something is stolen from you, you must take it back!

Rule 89- Never eat a tart without the Queen’s permission

Rule 124- When you get soaking wet, you must dry off with a run in the ocean

Rule 153- No black tea at night? (a little vague)

Rule 186- Never eat a hamburger on Tuesday

Rule 228- Flowers in gardens must never be picked on Wednesdays

Rule 339- "The post-meal beverage is to be lemon tea with two sugar cubes"

Rule 412- When you see a pair of moving glasses in the forest, never go back the way you came

Rule 249- Flamingo caretakers are to don pink attire

Rule 256- No drinking honey-sweetened lemonade after 8pm

Rule 271- One must leave the table within fifteen minutes of completing their lunch

Rule 346- Croquet must not be played after 5:00pm

Rule 469- When throwing a party for new friends, one must decorate with both red and white roses

Rule 529- If you eat a steak on the night of a full moon, a cat must play the violin afterwards

Rule 562- One must never bring a chestnut tart to an unbirthday tea party

Rule 648- One must brush one’s teeth twice over after eating turkey

Rule 703- Anyone who comes in second in a croquet tournament must serve the queen tea the next day

Unbirthday parties seem to come packaged with "a big croquet tournament" and special rules of their own:

・Roses must be red (and must be white for a spring concert put on by the garden's flowers)

・Croquet must be played with seven-colored flamingoes and a hedgehog for a ball

・Tablecloths must be white

・There must be a dormouse asleep in the teapot (with jam on-hand to spread on its nose, as necessary)

・Party days mandate formal dress

As for the more common rules, a few of them get referenced repeatedly, such as Rule 53 ("When something is stolen from you, you must take it back!"), Rule 153 (No black tea at night? Only herbal tea?), Rule 339 ("The post-meal beverage is to be lemon tea with two sugar cubes") and Rule 23 ("One must never bring a cat to a formal affair") ^^

[stationintern]

What's up!

I am a few months late with my recs. The holidays were busy, then I ended up working way more than usual during January. But, I'm back! And, I'm so excited to share these fics with you.

Alright, onwards!

The Realm of Possibility by @porcelainheart3 for @hd-erised 2023 M, 6k

Oh, this was very fun. The concept was unique, and I loved how the author was able to cram so many tropes into this little fic. Love our collective child Teddy. What a kid.

Always The Last To Know by @nv-md for @hd-erised 2023 M, 10.5k

I loved this Draco. The banter was adorable, the scenes were sharp, and the title is very, very accurate.

Blade Of Sun by @lemonlimelea M, 2k

Now, I don't usually read AUs, but this caught my eye immediately with the summary. It's a beautiful, deeply romantic story that is totally worth the read.

Under The Table by @xanthippe74 T, 4k

As someone who once listened to Fiona Apple 228 times in one day after a breakup, I really appreciate the inspiration behind this fic. I love fics that involve a shitty past relationship, and especially love fics that include a shitty current relationship. So, this was a slam dunk for me.

And One To Play by @tackytigerfic for @hpdrizzle 2019 E, 35.8k

I reread this fic this month, and it still ticks a lot of my boxes. Harry's uncontrollable magic, a bit of romance-inducing injury. Truly, a pleasure to read. Also, tackytiger agenda.

Tidings of Comfort by @blamebrampton G, 1.5k

I relate to this Draco a bit too much, and maybe that's why I keep coming back to this fic. I can feel the weather in my bones when I read it.

See you soon! xx, Moon.

[stupidfuckingwindow]

Piano Keys // Sebastian Wilder

Another birthday fic for the goose.

Word count: 228

Tw; NSFW, Seb is a teasing BASTARD.

"If you keep moving, I'll make you restart all over again," Sebastian whispered, under his breath. His words are hot on your skin from just how close he is, chest pressed to your back. Seb's fingers hover just over yours, guiding you through the notes you're supposed to press.

His fucked up idea of teaching you how to play the piano was to have you sit on his cock without moving. If you moved, he'd force you to continue from the beginning. He taunts you more, still, a smugness to his words. "The faster we can get this over with, the faster I can fuck you over these keys."

You're barely even the one moving- Sebastian is. He'll give a few shallow thrusts ever so often to goad you into squeezing around him, or fucking up a particularly difficult string of notes. All so you can stay and warm his cock a little longer.

Usually, he never teases you this much. He'll go slow and sensual, taking his time to make sure you're enjoying yourself and focused on your pleasure.

But, apparently, Sebastian Wilder becomes a completely new kind of asshole when he's behind a piano. You swear he's only doing this to fuel some kind of superiority complex and prove that he's great, actually, at playing the piano.

Like it wasn't obvious enough already.

What a dick.

[kyujism]

average valorant relationship

nakamura kazuha x fem reader

ིྀ masterlist is right here ! genre angst kinda, drabble , pairing ? kazuha x fem reader word count 228 warnings swearing, kazuha being toxic for no reason

ིྀ a/n — i know kazuha isnt much of a gamer in lessera leave me alawnn ik its more eunchae and sakura i watched the live stream but this idea is from @cosetteco’s love life bc shes so silly

The afternoon sun cascaded through the window, I found myself seated at my desk, bored out of my mind listening to kazuha rage and scream kill yourself at the top of her lungs in a valorant lobby.

“hey zuha can you—“

“shut the fuck up im trying to play” she said coldly, she didn’t really care about you she just wanted a little bitch she could insult when the lobby got too intense.

You kept trying to make small talk since she was in-fact still your girlfriend but she kept shutting you down until she had enough. Your voice pisses her out the constant whining for attention made her poor ears want to bleed.

“stop being obsessed with me you psychotic bitch.”

without another word, she blocked me. confusion washed over me, and despite it all, I found myself typing a message, my fingers trembling against the keys.

She was usually like this but she stuck around, she never hung up or blocked me out of nowhere.

"Kazuha, please, let's talk about this," I typed, my heart racing tears started forming in my eyes.

After what felt like an eternity, a response appeared on the screen. "fuck off ure annoying."

Without another word she just left me i tried spamming her, contact her reach out to her friends but all she did was shut me down and ignore me.

+ extra stuff for no reason bc this was kinda rushed n u deserve sum stuff bc i have been inactive for a long time

[constantinho]

TW: Unreality

I haven't seen anyone else talking about this here so... there's this theory of The Boiled one Phenomenon going on saying that PHEN-228 is Jesus Christ. Now take a look at this ugly motherfucker:

There are spikes coming out of its head. If you look closely, it looks like he is wearing a crown made of them. Now, there's also this quote that he said while presumably communicating with Job Zamperini:

"Listen closely. Do you hear it? You will hear the laughter of thousands as the sky opens up. You will hear the trumpets play their happy sounds. The scalding blood of life will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be still. Together, a feast fit for a king. Together, welded by love and purest connection. Be still and feast-"

It's speech resembles much the second coming of Christ:

The trumpets refer to the seven trumpets that will sound at the end of the world, from the Book of Revelation

The laughter of thousands as the sky opens up refers to the living christians that would be caught up to meet the Lord in the air and be with him forever, as refered in Corinthians 15:51-54

"Together we will be still, welded by love and connection", in his resurrection, those who have died in Christ will have their redeemed souls and spirits united with a body similar to Christ's glorified body. Christians living at the time of this event will not die, but will be changed to be like Christ (John 3:2)

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I know there's something here I'm missing about the blood coming out of the sky, so if any christians here on tumblr could help with this, it would be awesome!

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Now, let's end this theory with another saying of PHEN-228:

"The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you."

For those who watched the arg, it's obvious its refering to the locked-in-syndrome that PHEN-228 puts those that have seen his image. I believe that when he says that he will see them forever, he means in the sense that they shall be one for eternity, united, on pure connection that will be the unifying of the christians souls into one being as close to god as possible.

Now don't come asking me to explain this mf because I have no idea wth he is supposed to be-