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damn i haven’t posted since february. anyways! thanks to everyone who puts HATS on HARRY POTTER.
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two days after i walked out of my job they hired 10 new people lmfao bitch it takes an army to replace me don’t it
#i stopped being a martyr and now i’m just angry#like you couldn’t have done that a month ago when we were drowning???
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🌟⚜️🌟Stars Clouds🌟⚜️🌟
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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people
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William S. Burroughs at the Met by Allen Ginsberg, c. 1953
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#me every day because i work at applebees#this is what half the reviews of mine look like#my autistic bartender ass
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if i dont write this semester its because linguistic analysis is hell
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set my hair on fire at the bar last night and the girl who picked the singed hairs off my head still made out with me because women love girlfailures
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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from
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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.
"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."
And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.
"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."
And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.
"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."
And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.
"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."
"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."
"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."
And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.
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