#platonce

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: I think I'm getting migraines like you.

Steve: No, I think you're dehydrated.

Eddie: Didn't realize you became a doctor.

Steve: I didn't. I have just never seen you drink water in our entire friendship.

Eddie: It's because water is the enemy, Steven.

Steve: Since when?

Eddie: Since we almost drowned in Lover's Lake!!

Steve: You got to drink water, man. Your lips look gross. What the hell do you do when you need to shower?

Eddie: I don't. . .why the hell do you think I'm sitting all the way over here for?

Steve: Dude. . .You have to take a shower and you have to drink water!

Eddie: If my uncle can't make me do it, then I don't see how you can!

Much later. . .

Robin: *bursting in* Okay, look, I lied and said I had other plans, but I just didn't want to hang out with Munson's stinky ass. He smells like he's dying. Shit, maybe he is dying. Maybe he's slowly decomposing - Steve, where the hell are you?

He wasn't in the living room. Robin growled and began searching the house. Eventually, she heard the sound of running water and figured out that he was taking a shower. She burst into the bathroom.

Robin: Okay, like I said downstairs, I lied -

Steve: I'm just now realizing that you lied because Eddie smells like ass! He hasn't been drinking water or taking a shower!

Eddie: Hey, Robin!

Robin: Steve. . .are you showering with another man?

Eddie: Speaking of that. . .why did you offering to shower naked with me work?

Steve: Shit, I don't know! I don't even know why I offered it.

Eddie: Steve. . .are we not straight?

Steve: Yeah, I don't think so.

Robin: What the fuck?

[jimekas]

Fransweek 2024 - Days 5 to 7: Affection, Sunset and Valentines

Yup, I didn't start drawing before too late so I basically combined the last three together ^^

Also I just wanted a sweet and simple drawing so here you go! ^^

Happy late Valentines!

@fransweek

textless version below

[peculiar-labels]

Platonically Non-Conforming (PLNC, PlatoNC)

Edit: an anon let me know that this had been coined before. Here's the coiners post, @ceduralshinji! Suppose there's a flag now, if wanted!

Under the Non-Conforming Attraction umbrella.

Platonically Non-Conforming refers to those who do not conform to society's platonic lifestyle views. This includes, but isn't limited to:

Aplatonic individuals and those on the aplatonic spectrum.

Those who are platonic-ambivalent, platonic-neutral/platonic-indifferent, platonic-averse, or platonic-repulsed.

When one is disinterested, dislikes, or is repulsed by platonic activities.

Those who are both platonic-repulsed and alloplatonic.

Those with platonic attraction but not doing some or any platonic actions.

Those who do not experience platonic attraction but desire to be in or are in a platonic relationship.

Etc. for anything I may have missed!

[Image description: a flag with five stripes. The colors in order are yellow, gray, white, gray, and salmon pink.]

Flag Meaning:

Yellow represents apl-spec individuals.

Gray represents being in the gray area and non-conformity.

White represents community.

Salmon pink represents alloplatonic individuals.

Feel free to make terms under the non-conforming attraction umbrella, just ping me when you do!

[jessiescock]

Killing myself i can't deal with ppl saying they like me

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Aerys II Targaryen being obsessed with Joanna and was commenting about her body and all that stuff, you know Aerys being a piece of shit towards Tywin.

Dream!Reader stumbles Aerys II and smacks him in his head: YOU HAVE A WIFE, DUMBASS! STOP LUSTING OVER A MARRIED WOMAN OF YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR F*** SAKE! YOU DAMN PERVERT!😡🤬👊

Yan!platonc! Aerys II: 🥺😭

Yandere platonic Rhaella, Rhaegar, Tywin and Joanna:😱😱🫢🫢

Dream!Reader turns around towards Lannisters: I apologise for King’s behaviour, I’ll try to deal with him. If something like that happens, please let me know.

Reactions from Targaryens and Lannisters?

Okay but Dream!Reader acting like a disappointed and disgruntled mother when any of the Targaryens act up is so funny and honestly the truth. They try to keep the peace, try to at the very least uphold some form of manners amongst their hoard of Targaryens but there’s only so much they can do to try and get their point across before the others pull rank on them or something outrageously ridiculous. Usually these scoldings backfire in some way, shape, or form on Dream!Reader. Either leads to an even bigger problem that inevitably leads to another war or battle of some sort, or it leads to even more intense rivalries going on. Both between other houses and inners house buffoonery.

(Also, I can’t help but imagine Dream!Reader repeatedly whacking Aerys with a rolled up newspaper. Or even a spray bottle, just spritzing the bad Targaryens when they act up.)

Aerys would feel absolutely embarrassed, not so much that he was openly scolded and berated for his actions but rather because it was Dream!Reader who saw him behave in such a manner with their own eyes to begin with. Usually he tries pretty hard to portray himself in a better light in the company of Dream!Reader but he foolishly slipped up this time. It’s not like he had Dream!Reader fooled or anything but in his head he did and now he just so blatantly jeopardized his image to them. Instead of apologizing and trying to make amends with the parties involved, Aerys would instead do so with Dream!Reader, at least he would try. In his mind he believes he’s made a mistake with them, not anyone else, so therefore he’s going to try to make it right with them and no one else.

Rhaella would be extremely grateful of Dream!Reader’s intervening, as are Joanna and Tywin. She knew she couldn’t do anything to stop Aerys herself otherwise she’d get punished for it later. Unlike her, Dream!Reader could get away with anything when it came to Aerys. Not only that but the Reader was also the only one who could make Aerys feel ashamed, even if it wasn’t necessarily for the right reasons, at the very least it was more than anyone else could achieve. Besides, Rhaella would be lying if she said she didn’t take any enjoyment out of Aerys getting put in his place, especially by the Reader who Aerys particularly adored most.

Joanna would be so very appreciative of Dream!Reader intervening as they did. Similar to Rhaella, there was nothing Joanna could do in the situation without consequences so for the Reader to defend her as they did was very much appreciated. I can imagine Joanna growing a fondness for Dream!Reader in her own way so to have the Reader come to her defense would really mean a lot.

Tywin would share Rhaella and Joanna’s relief and gratefulness for Dream!Reader in the situation. As much as he wanted to step in more to protect his lady wife he knew he would only be giving Aerys what he wanted and it irked him so. But to have the Reader come in not only to defend his wife but to also put Aerys in his place was more than Tywin could have asked for. It was great amusement watching Aerys look like a child getting scolded and Tywin was more than aware that Dream!Reader was the only one who could do such a thing as well as get away with it without so much as a glare from the King. Tywin would be more familiar with the Reader than Joanna so he isn’t surprised to see the Reader jump in to protect someone from Aerys’ unwanted attention/harassment, let alone any other Targaryens unwarranted bad behavior, he’s witnessed it before but still it never ceases to amaze him how the Reader has no fear for the repercussions of their actions. Then again he’s heard the stories of how the Targaryens have been with their precious Dream!Reader, how far they’ll go to protect them even from each other.

[rwuffles]

PLATONIC PLUSHUM / PLUSH OBJECTUM．  @speaksleazy's objectum flag used．  ➷

pt: platonic plushum/plush objectum. @/speaksleazy's objectum flag used. end pt.

⚘   ⌣   definition．

 a flag for plushums / plush objectum who experience platonic attraction towards plushies!

pt: definition, a flag for plushums/plush objectum who experience platonc attraction towards plushies! end pt.

COINER．  the sweetest boy．  ➷

⚘   ⌣   platonic + plush + objectum．

TAGS．  @crossstains @chivalrynt @seapupz @jigumis @angeltism @zoeynovie @wailingclowns．  ➷

[banfan69]

Garten of BanBan masots adopting a kid reader (PLATONIC) part 2 with the others please

GOBB mascots adopting child reader (PLATONC)

Part two

Nabnalena

Her and NabNab don't really get much characterization in the game other than Spider.

She and Nabnab would adopt you together.

They claim a room as the living space. It's filled with webs, though.

She tries to bring you food, but the place has been abandoned for quite some time, so not much of the stuff she brings you is edible.

Sometimes, she tries to bring you a dead Captain Fiddles to eat.

BitterGiggle

You giggled at his joke one time, and that was all it took for him to get completely attached.

He's very overprotective of you. You're not allowed to interact with any of the other mascots (they are bad influences)

Well, except Kittysaurus, that's the family pet.

Sheriff Toadster

He has deemed BitterGiggle as an unfit parent and has therefore taken you out of his custody.

He definitely calls you "lil' tadpole"

He feels like the kinda dad to take you fishing with him, but there are no places to fish.

He and Queen Bouncelia co-parent you.

Queen Bouncelia

Best mother ever

Mommy issues be gone!!!!

She makes a mini throne for you to sit next to her.

She absolutely adores you.

The walls are filled with the drawings you make for her.

I'm not gonna do the rests of the characters because I don't think they can actually parent and syringyon hasn't gotten any canon characterization.

[geastherat]

yours the best. smooches (platonc)

[caffeinated-rat-bastard]

why aren't you and @a-preferable-alternative dating? ik ur aroace but many aroace peple ik have platonc relationships

urgh I hate this confusing shit

We are very good friends and I'm happy with that and also isn't that a platonic relationship??

[choasuqeen]

I'm not on the Chrumblr discord; could I get a quick explanation of the Lore, pretty please?

HELLO HI YES

YOU CAN!!!

so!

bunch of people Arrio- jupiter men strike- star wars oc maddox- star wars oc nightwing- dc raoul- poto christine- poto peter parker- marvel matt murdock- marvel nia- one piece oc venatrix- one piece oc grillface- kirbe…oc? sploto- kirbe oc got dumped into a world they know nothing about they meet, and implicitly decide to work together to get home raoul and christine get chased by guards, told their tresspassing the group defeats the guards, and interrogates one, maddox using to force to see that his head is…empty then theres a voice, seemingly from nowhere, that apperently fixes the guard, to give them some information. while this is happening, nia is using her power to try and see whos closest, and other things. unfortuantly, she gets overwhelmed by this. the group learns of Marina, the Lady of Lantia, the town their in. they then see that nia is not doing well, but maddoxs offer to help by seeing whats in her head goes very wrong. after that, the group comes back togethe tentavily, making their way (kind of following the voice, kind of in spite) to an inn. where raoul finally snaps and tell them all 'no more secrets' so they go around, telling powers and weaknesses. before they finish, christine tries to check on nia, but she freaks out again, and almost shoots christine. fortunatly, matt catches the bullet on his hand, but no one knew about his powers. so after they get everyone calmed down a bit, peter, arrio, strike, trixi, nia, and sploto stay in the room, while the others go out.

the kids get a group hug! and the adults get maddox fainting cause he used to force too much! trixi gets to punch maddox in the stomach (he offered), and maddox gets nightmares! strike and maddox get to platoncally cuddle and its the cutest thing.

arrio and peter right cause they have to share a room nightwing sleeps, and matt check on nia and trixi. he stays while nia deletes her messges, and trixi and him spar (and have deep talk about being replaced)

they then go out in the morn, but the voice takes maddox and transports them all to an island

there they find his diary entry, writing about how he should have been a better brother, and how he cant even remember his sisters full name because of amnesia. nia takes a message for maddox after deleting matts, and they find he is on top of a very steep mountain

after a bunch of arguing, and a talking to from nia to trixi (she is angry cause shes a bit helpless, and lashing out a bit), the agree to go see some pools that might match a message on the map they were given!

and thats where we stopped for now

what we know

everyone is from different worlds

the voice can control this world

theyre all trying their best and i love them

sorry this took so long!!!!

[sleepdeprivedweeblol]

Poll at the bottom if you want to see the name (Please keep in mind that i am a beginner writer this is a snippet and it has not been proof read this fic was decided to write from a later pole.

I took a snipet from what I've wrote so far to help you come to a conclusion :)

Tw: Mention of, (most of the below are mentioned vaugely but I put a tw just in case), suicidal thoughts, tourture, kidnapping, low self-esteem, panic attack and flashbacks from torture.

The panic attack is quite graphic though I know not everyone feels the same when they have panic attacks this is just based on my experience with them so it most likely won't be the same as if you've had one.

This kind of panic attack is the kind where your fight or flight response kicks in and Sophie wants to run away but after a while she's left with muscle pain and a very worried Tam that has been watching from the shadows.

Enjoy!

Bit from the start lol:

Tam was sitting next to her to laugh at them if something went wrong definitely not to make sure everyone was safe.

Angst! :D Havenfield had just got a new spinosaurus but even though it was noisy there Havenfield was the best place to practice- well, anything really. They were in the caves that she and Dex had got kidnapped in but it was fine! There's plenty of water Lihn could call on when- if an accident occurs. The perfect place to practise without drawing attention. The perfect place to get kidnapped. It was getting hard to breathe. Why was it getting hard to breathe? She stopped. No, not now. Fuck. FUCK, WHY NOW??? Her breath sped up and her vision started to go blurry with tears she didn't realise were there. They dripped down her face and soaked her tunic. She felt dizzy and she wanted to get out of that cave far far away. She NEEDED to get out.But.. SHE CAN'T RUN AWAY NOW THEY WILL SEE HER RUNNING AWAY OH FUCK THEY CAN SEE HER. NONONONONONONONONONONONO. They weren't paying attention to her right now; they were too busy bantering to notice her panic attack. Thank fuck. That's what it is, right?

A attack. Oh god her muscles hurt and she felt so fucking exhausted. She slid onto the floor against the cave wall and VERY slowly she started to feel better. They didn't notice and she was so relieved, she wouldn't let anyone see her like that it left her too.. vulnerable. She was vulnerable. The Moonlark shouldn't be vulnerable. The Moonlark should be strong and brave and kind. Only she didn't feel like the moonlark right now she felt horrible. She stayed where she was and waited for her breathing to go back to normal and wiped off her tears with her sleeve. If anyone asked she could just say she got too close to the ocean while they weren't paying attention. No that would be mean. The Moonlark is supposed to be kind. The Moonlark exists to make the world a better place but what if the world would be a better place without the Moonlark in it?

[tangledinink]

[@distinguished-turtle-enjoyer ]

auagggewwgw i hope ur having a fantastic day, becuase my day alwaus gets better when i see that youve updated ur fic or drawn something. i hope you never stop creating for fun becuae your truly very talented. uhhhhh yeah kissing ur forehead [platoncally], holding ur hand, giving gold stars ect ect ect

EEEEEEEEEE THANK YOU ; w ; I hope you also!!! Have a fantastic day!!! I appreciate it very much!!! I fully intend to keep making things do not worry u w u thank you very much <3

[dragonsofheart]

hey guys genuine question please answer Im somewhat confused

Can someone stupidly simplify aplatonic people for me? preferably an aplatonic person! I just cant wrap my head around it bc my platonc friendships are so integral to me, but i wanna understand! thank u in advance and i wish all aplatonics a very good day

[tonberry-yoda]

yayyy matchups open ! I want a platonc BNHA please !

I struugle understanding things, calm and only gets exited and loud over what/who i like, likes learning things, hates most kinds of changes ( as hating mentally growing up ) i feel related to BMO ( adventure time )

Interests/ikes ☆ : Ninjas, biology ( 🐾,🍄,🌱 & 🪲), other 5 sceinces ( 🧲,🧪,💎,⚙ & 🌌 ), clowns, creativity, flowers language, writing essays/short stories, charismaric nice people, praises, high-fives

dislike/hates : things i don't understand, bright lights, romance, grown ups & getting touched by them, astrology

oh my goodness hello!!! i have the PERFECT character for you, so i'll just jump right into it :)

the character I chose for you is...

DEKU!!!

i feel like he matches that childlike energy you have got going on PERFECTLY

he would be such a good friend to you!!

you're both pretty calm until you start RAVING about what you like and then it's chaos lmaooo

he will gladly go to any nearby library with you to learn new things and it's awesome

you both love learning new things so doing it together is a lot of fun!

he will read your essays and short stories

WILL GIVE YOU 1,000 HIGH FIVES FR

super nice guy, so you two get along really well

he totally respects the things you don't like and will just overall be a great friend who will help you and be there for you!

~~~~~

matchup rules --- pinned post

@tonberry-yoda

[isleofberk]

>i’m an early media enthusiast, basically anything after 2013 is a meh and anything after 2017 is a hard nah >wild skies is my territory >watch riders and defenders of berk + wild skies download >i am a holder of very unpopular fandom takes >not big on romance, big on platonce 

[jade-lop]

Did Ukiyo’s past life died alone?

Were they married or had platonc life partners?

Did they have children and grand-children, adopted or otherwise?

Did his descendants still lived on in modern era?

Is Keiwa his descendant?