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Heart for hire
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Summary: It has been some time ago since MacCready and you found each other when you first stepped into the Third Rail. On the same day, after a year, you met again, same spot, same time to cherish in the memory of your first encounter.
Warnings: none I think...
Notes: slightly off canon and I haven't played MacCready's affinity arc yet and no review, this was typed and posted^^ living on the edge despite constant anxiety *whoop whoop* xD
Part 1
Robert spotted you as soon as you walked down the stairs, wearing the exact same blue vault suit you had donned a year prior when you first stumbled into Goodneighbor. A genuine grin unfurled on his face as you casually ambled towards him. The notion that, after all that happened with Lucy, he was fortunate enough to discover love again, still seemed surreal to him. But he knew better than to turn away from the blessing that slept 210 years in a vault only to find him shortly after waking up. Your steps halted in front of the table he was sitting at, humming innocently to yourself as your gaze trailed over his figure. From his seat, MacCready lifted his gaze, his eyes squinting marginally as he mustered all his fortitude to maintain a neutral expression.
"If you're preaching about the Atom, or looking for a friend, you've got the wrong guy. If you need a hired gunā¦ then maybe we can talk."
A soft chuckle echoed within you as he reiterated the same statement he had flung at you one year ago.
"What makes you think I'd be an Atomite? And who knows? Maybe you'd want me to be your friend?"
He snorted softly, the corners of his lips curling into a familiar amused smile from back then. His little vault dweller sauntering through the Third Rail, tossing back her audacious retort with the same bravado.
"I don't make friends", he threw back at you playfully, followed by a flirtatious wink, "I fear we'd get too close and our lips might accidentally touch."
Innocently, you shrugged, drawing a chair beside him and settling down. You evaded his look as if it were a blazing inferno, fearful of being consumed by its flames, incapable of continuing the little teasing game the two of you were playing.
"Oh you know, I was told that accidents tend to happen quite a lot in the Commonwealth."
Grinning devilishly, you reached for his beer, took a hearty gulp before putting it back on the table, finally holding his gaze. His face contorted into a mock surprise, melodramatically placing a hand over his heart.
"The nerve of you!"
You signaled to Whitechapel Charlie for another round and shifted closer to MacCready, inhaling deeply to steady your nerves as you savoured the unique blend of Gwinnett pils and gunpowder that marked his scent.
"You seem a little young to be a hired gun. Tell me your story and the next few drinks are on me."
Charlie's interrupted you, the robot hummed cheerfully as he placed the beverages on the table and disappeared again. Robert exhaled sharply, consuming half of his beer in a single gulp to steady his nerves.
"First you're drinking my beer, and now you want to hear my life storyā¦ What's next? My social security number?", he quipped.
You chuckled at his comment, your heart almost melting at the fact that he would remember the little things you told him about the life you lead before the war.
"I'm simply intrigued by this handsome man sitting all alone in a place like this, plus I have no other engagements for tonight, so if you'd be so kind and satisfy a lady's curiosity", you whispered enticingly, your fingers playing around the bottle's neck, moving up and down before taking a drink.
The more your fingers played with the bottle, the more MacCready found himself fixated on them, suppressing an urgent groan that welled up in his throat.
"Handsome man, huh? Well, there's not much to tellā¦ stuck in Little Lamplight, never knew my parents."
He finished off his drink, releasing a contented sigh as the mild buzz from the alcohol gradually spread through his body. A calm evening, no impending disaster in sight, there was no other place in the whole Wastelands he'd prefer over this very spot.
"My, my, what a tragic story", you gently stroked his shoulder, your fingers leisurely tracing a path down his torso, "but the poor handsome merc hasn't told me his name yet. Or is that as mysterious as his past?"
Your hand settled flat against his chest, sensing his heart rate quickening beneath your touch. His lips quivered subtly under your gaze, struggling mightily to suppress the temptation to kiss you.
"That's a mystery for you to figure out", he leaned closer to you and whispered, "but I have that very close friend who calls me Mac."
A soft laugh escaped your lips as you recalled the moment you had chosen that nickname for him when he first revealed his name. It took him some time to get used it, persistently expressing his displeasure at the moniker you had chosen until the day his heart succumbed to your affection. Since then, the once hated nickname became the song your heart sang to his each day, a tender tune he would never tire of. MacCready felt the threat of drowning within the craving sea of his desire for you, the screaming of his longing for you grew deafening, making it impossible for him to continue denying your lips. His arms wrapped around your waist, drawing you from your seat to his welcoming lap, as his lips passionately locked with yours. Only when breath became a necessity did you part, gasping and laughing softly as you affectionately rubbed your nose against his.
"Having met you, having you this close to me has made me happier than I've ever been before", he murmured, his face nestled in the curve of your neck.
A year ago, he lingered alone in the Third Rail, drinking to numb his mind, a desperate attempt to escape the sad truth of a dead wife and a son in the merciless grip of an unknown plague, well aware that the gunners might show up and finally put a bullet through his head to end his despair-ridden existence. But instead a different kind of trouble found him that night, the kind of trouble that would plant its roots in his heart, flourishing and growing into the most beautiful thing he could have never dreamt of. It took him quite some time to finally see the true blessing of you choosing to annoy him that night, stubbornly clinging to his side and dragging him along while fighting for the freedom of the people in the Commonwealth and to free your son from the clutches of the Institute. You were the silver lining on his horizon, the sunshine he had eagerly waited for after enduring numerous calamities in his existence. His thoughts fleetingly flitted back to the silver ring he had spotted in Fallon's basement shop back in Diamond City. Maybe he'd quickly drop by tomorrow, praying that it had not yet been purchased by someone else in the meantime. He had not yet planned on how exactly he'd ask you How he would propose was yet to be determined, but his conviction was unwavering - he desired, no he needed, you to be his wife, being bound together in love. Eventually, he dreamt of a time when your sons both would reunite with you and in good health, finally enabling you both to enjoy the serene family life that both of you longed for.
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#fallout#fallout 4#sole survivor#fo4#fo4 sole survivor#reader#reader insert#female reader#fallout x reader#fo4 x reader#not quite canon#but definitely headcanon#maccready#robert maccready#maccready fo4#maccready fallout#goodneighbor#the third rail#maccready x reader#maccready x sole survivor#maccready x female sole survivor#teasing#plans of marriage#love of his life#maccready deserve all the love he can get
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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU
***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***
Blacked out part is my name.




Iām not going to let this make me give up. Itās disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too
AND
I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.
And I wonāt let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.
A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am
#us politics#donald trump#election 2024#aclu#a promise to myself#how is this comforting you May ask#bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed#we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in#itās not over yet#we have to try and pushback#added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment#happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both#really warms the cold heart of mine#wow this broke containment#overall itās been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work#they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too#also every major civil battle in the last century#brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools#loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage#roe V wade- legalized abortion#United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER#Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution#Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case#ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users#Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses#Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage#literally WAY MORE GUYS#so donāt fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!
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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!
#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion#minor spoilers in the tags!#royal advisor Kabruās office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage#and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens#Marcille would be so sick of it#Laios also has his fair share of proposals#Yaad is like ā¦ boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already#well Yaad thereās a saying that goes two birds one stone#anyway lol#someone might have suggested to Laios āhey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.ā#Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that#Marcille probably: i hear itās customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes#Laios: well if you say so#but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic#so then Laios is like oh i know i just wonāt sign it (:#fool proof plan Laios good job#totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance#so at their next meeting Kabru is like āi wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is šā#and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne#doesnāt Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it#better yet ā¦. Kabru Touden#much to consider#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#if you squint#wasabi doodles
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with few exceptions i don't ship any of the m6 with any of the princesses but I wanted to challenge myself and do exactly that; I combined a bodyguard au and an arranged marriage au and came up with this! - an au where bearing an element of harmony comes with a union to one of the princesses, and serves functionally as both a spouse and/or adviser, and a bodyguard.
been calling this either the harmony marriage au, or the elements of marriage lol
Rainbow immediately addresses the elephant in the room and all but volunteers to form a union with Luna; something she does partly to prove she isn't afraid of anyone or anything, but also becauseā¦ look man she said she was sorry and she's gonna start her new rule with everyone against her - someone has to be there for her. Celestia especially approves of this union, as, even if these marriages are largely political, the element of Loyalty would make a true companion for a pony like Luna. Despite that, I think their start would be difficult, given all the ways the two are oppositesā¦ but ultimately flying by moonlight is just as nice as flying during the day, and the long stretches of peaceful nights give them plenty of time to get to know each other.
Cadance solves the unbalanced issue and forms a union with both Pinkie and Fluttershy. There's no limit to virtues that are compatible with Love, but Laughter and Kindness just have that little something extra that catches her attention, nevermind how stinkin cute they are. All three take to their new marriage well. Itās especially helpful that Pinkie and Fluttershy have a pre-established friendship that could easily remain platonic, or turn romantic or queer-platonic; thereās also the fact that Cadance herself was once a humble pegasus raised by earth ponies before being thrust into this royal life, which could be why they caught her eye in the first place.Ā
(Shining is still here, as someone needs to train these girls in the art of guarding, and their relationship is still active (although PinkieShy would not be considered his wives); bc if thereās one thing Iām going to do with the princess of love, it's show off some poly pride!)
Twilight would, at this point, āāhave her choiceāā between Generous Rarity or Honest Applejack; either would be fitting for her new title as the princess of Friendship, and both are good ponies who she could rely on. However, given just how much Twilightās life is about to be upended with new, well, everything - ultimately Rarity turns out to be her best match. Sheās generous with her patience and tact in a way AJ isnāt quite, and more importantly she understands the ins and outs of the high class, making her a real asset in Twilightās transition to royalty. Nevermind that the two were maybe already a little smitten before their union even took placeā¦
This leaves Applejack sort of āauto-pairedā with Celestia. At first Applejack seems like a horrible choice for a princess who is practically a queen, given how very little she knows about this life, and the way the upper class look down on her, but it ends up that her more open/harsh honesty that would have maybe been too much for Twilight in her new role is actually perfect against Celestia. It takes Applejack a bit to learn how to hold her tongue in royal public but she learns to play the game in her own way, and her willingness to speak openly and bluntly with Celestia - in private - is so refreshing to Celestia, who hasn't had a pony tell her like it is in ages. That said, i think this learning curve takes quite some time to even itself out, and in the beginning they spend a lot of their marriage clashing with each other, though ultimately i see Applejack as a respectful enough horse that her southern charm does just that, charming the princess in a way she couldnāt expect.
The six are still all friends with each other, although given the sister pairs some of them see each other more often; Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy are a bit closer in that sense, while Applejack and Rainbow consider each other best friends. Iād be willing to say maybe something is going on between them, if i didnāt think that went against what the element of loyalty stands for, but thereās definitely rumorsā¦
#my little pony#mlp#mane 6#princess celestia#princess luna#princess cadance#rarilight#lunadash#celejack#cadpieshy#harmony marriage au#i originally planned for this to be a one off but i spent so long on these i feel obligated to do more !#if you're curious those exceptions are twiluna and twidance lol its pretty rare that i ever ship celestia with a ''regular''' pony#is it obvious that i keep color coding in mind in my shipping preferences lmaoo#in another life i switched applejack w pinkie to preserve the appleshy. pinkie is just celestia's silly jester
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Seventeen's Ways of Saying 'I Do' Series # | 02: The Contractual Marriage of Yoon Jeonghan
Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Mischief
Yoon Jeonghan x Reader

Summary: You teasingly tell Jeonghan that you like his last name and ask if you can have it. Instead of getting flustered, he immediately turns the joke against you, acting like you just signed a binding contractācomplete with wedding plans, an imaginary guest list, and a suspiciously well-thought-out future.
You and Jeonghan are sitting on the couch, wrapped up in a blanket, watching some random variety show. He has his head resting on your shoulder, lazily playing with your fingers as his eyes flicker between you and the screen.
Feeling mischievous, you decide to mess with him.
"I like your last name. Can I have it?"
For a moment, thereās silence. No dramatic reaction, no sudden movement.
Then, very slowly, Jeonghan lifts his head and looks at you with narrowed eyes.
"Are you sayingā¦ you want to marry me?"
You snort. "Wow, you jumped to that conclusion fast."
He smirks, stretching his arms over his head. "Well, you did just request my last name. Thatās legally binding, you know. No take-backs."
You roll your eyes. "Oh yeah? And what if I say I was just joking?"
Jeonghan gasps, placing a hand over his chest as if you just shattered his heart. "Are you saying youļæ½ļæ½re abandoning our future family?!"
"Our what nowā?"
"We were going to have a beautiful life together, Y/N!" He dramatically flops against the couch, shaking his head. "I already planned our wedding! Seungcheol was going to officiate, Joshua was in charge of music, and Mingyuā well, we werenāt going to let Mingyu touch anything important, but still!"
You burst out laughing. "Youāre ridiculous."
"Ridiculously in love with my fiancƩe, yes."
"Oh my God, Jeonghan."
He grins, sitting back up and leaning in close. "Come on, say it again."
"Say what?"
"That you like my last name. That you want it."
You raise an eyebrow. "Why? Will you actually propose if I do?"
He hums, pretending to think. "Mmmā¦ I guess youāll just have to say it and find out."
You stare at him for a moment before shaking your head with a laugh. "I swear, you always find a way to turn things around on me."
Jeonghan only grins wider, poking your cheek. "Thatās what husbands do, sweetheart."
Bonus:
That night, you receive a text from Jeonghan:
Jeonghan: Hey, donāt make any plans next Saturday. You: Why? Jeonghan: We need to go cake tasting for our wedding. You: JEONGHAN?! Jeonghan: You said you wanted my last name. Iām just being efficient.

A/N: Uh-oh??!! I'm telling you, he might actually do this in real life, like, hello?? he's already at the age to marry and he'll grab the chance if he wanted to settle down now. He might ended up to be prettier than the bride in the actual wedding though š¤
#seventeen#svt#seventeen fanfic#svt imagines#svt x reader#seventeen carat#carat#svt carat#seventeen x reader#svt fluff#wedding#marriage#wedding planning#match making#seventeen fic#seventeen imagines#seventeen fluff#seventeen scenarios#jeonghan x reader#jeonghan imagines#jeonghan seventeen#yoon jeonghan#jeonghan
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Wangxian plot bunny I may or may not write, but I encourage people to write as well š«”
Wei Wuxian: I have an excellent idea for people to leave us alone.
Wen Qing: oh boy...
Wei Wuxian: don't you wanna know what I got?
Wen Qing: stupider?
Wei Wuxian: booo! Anyway. I'm gonna send this message at the Great Sects and they'll be so disgusted they'll leave us alone!
Wen Qing: "if you want to keep the Yilling Laozu from doing horrible, ghost cultivation, then send someone as a sacrifice to have nasty, disrespectful sex with him. Those who exceed his expectations will gain everything he owns".
Wei Wuxian: See? 100% guarantie of success! Nobody will take the offer and if they do, I just say it wasn't good enough! Win-win for me!
Wen Qing: so you got stupider. Alright. Scrape that idea
Wei Wuxian:...
Wen Qing: what. Did. You do.
Wei Wuxian: I already sent it to the major sects...
Wen Qing: I swear tO GOD!!
Meanwhile, at the big sects:
At Yunmeng jiang: the message was ripped apart by Jiang Cheng because he knows Wei Wuxian 's brand of stupid and isn't going to fall for it. Also, not willing to send someone to Yilling, like, think of their reputation!
At Qinghe Nie: the message was also ripped apart by Nie Mingju because he thinks Wei Wuxian is mocking them by calling out their righteousness. They're not sending anyone either, but Nie Huaisang 's brain is going "??.. !"
At Lanling Jing: there's a huge debate about which prostitute to send him, how much they'll have to pay said prostitute to keep the Yilling Laozu content and get their hand on the Yin Tiger Tally without sacrificing too much on their side. Everyone is shooting everyone in the foot. Nothing concrete is done.
At Gusu Lan: the message was ripped apart and everyone is shaking their heads at the shamelessness of the Yilling Laozu, they're too "above" to even consider sending anyone. Lan Qiren, knowing Wei Wuxian 's brand of stupid (same as his mother, hmpf!) is nearly ripping his beard off from how mocking the boy is! Lan Xichen is sighing at yet another proof Wei Wuxian has fallen because of his cultivation. He goes to tell his brother not to do anything rash but Lan Wangji is already gone. Oops.
A month later, Lan Wangji comes back with a gaggle of old people and a child. And the Yilling Laozu, dragging his feet and trying to escape. Lan Wangji says "excuse me." at the sentries before walking to the sides in the forest for.. about 45 minutes? and when he comes back, Wei Wuxian is disheveled and loopy. He looks like he's been mauled by a fierce beast. The rest of the Wen group look exhausted and used to it, wishing they could be set somewhere so they don't have to endure their Yilling Laozu being ravished (enthusiastically) by Hanguang-jun four times a day. Wen Yuan is just happy Wei-gege and Rich-gege made up.
#plot bunny#free to take and write#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#yilling laozu#Lan Wangji arriving at the burial mounds: I have a degree in brat taming.#takes Wei Wuxian to his cave and awoken the bratty sub bottom in him#Jin Guangshan is soooo angry because what do you mean Wei Wuxian. notorious flirt. is Not a dom top!#jiang Yanli is happily planning the marriage even though her brother has been ravished
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happy marriage equality to my favorite brides and grooms š³ļøāšš„¹š«¶š»
#bl drama#gl drama#marriage equality#this goes out to them and them only#šššš#series in order:#tharntype#cherry magic th#cutie pie#wedding plan the series (2x)#my secret love#gap the series#karanachi#liankuea#prapaisky#gap yuri#freenbecky#what a glorious day š„ŗ#also still cant get over the fact that karan and achi predicted this like how insane djkhgfd#so happy for all of them#and everyone who fought#im proud of you#you deserve this#we all do#much love from my side of the world#š§”šā¤ļøš
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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. iām sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying theyāve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the babyās father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.
NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HEāS AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like āteeheeā¦. the man that my sister spurnedā¦. has fallen in love with ME!ā and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really donāt lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that theyāre actually in love and itās not arranged!
i have this image of josie going like āyou canāt marry him. is this a joke, because itās not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ā¦.yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love youā¦ā¦.. yes of course i want you to be happyā¦ā¦ yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what iām sayingā DONāT SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. donāt do that. i said donāt do that. yvette come back and listen to meā etc etc
of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so thereās no backing out from this one. in my mind thereās a rehash of the big āBECAUSE I LOVE HER!ā (ortranto, desperate but genuine), āyou do?ā (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an āOF COURSE HE DOES!ā (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3
#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind#but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux#i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc#but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter#that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3#also like the image of yvette saying āiām getting married to adorno!ā and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like āoh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marryingā and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL#this is also how trev finds out ortrantoās first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think#he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost#without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this#much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3#josephine montilyet#adorno ortranto#yvette montilyet#not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me#the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like#yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan#<- mentioned briefly. i guess#veilguard spoilers#for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand#long post
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Tips for planning a wedding?
Yes, there are several things people will expect at a wedding. Be sure to do them and do them well or you may lose.
There must be a cake. It must be a tall cake. It must have two little plastic people on it. If any of these are lacking the marriage will be doomed.
It must happen in a significant place. It can be where the couple first met, or a place of worship, or a scenic vista. If it happens in a place of no significance, the marriage will be doomed.
It must be conducted by a person ordained to do so. If the marriage is conducted by anyone not ordained, they won't get to say the bit about "the power vested" in them, which is a crowd favorite. Also the marriage will be doomed.
The person conducting the wedding must also ask if anyone present objects to the wedding, because we love drama. People not present may also object so long as their objections are notarized and postmarked before the wedding date. One can also object during the honeymoon, if they want to get beaten up by a half naked groom wielding a shoe.
It must be between two and only two people, at least in the United States. Literal wars have been fought over this because we were always in the bad timeline. One time a bunch of people even moved to Utah over it and say what you will, nobody deserves to live in Utah.
The couple being married must say oaths. It does not actually matter what oaths they say, so some couples write their own, or say popular oaths from history and literature. "For the everlasting glory of the infantry" from Starship Troopers is most popular lately.
If the couple is Jewish, at least one of them must smash a glass under their foot. It was once debated in the Talmud whether it still counts if they break a glass accidentally on the same day of the wedding, like when my Uncle Paul got married in Las Vegas in a drive-thru wedding and did break a glass when he opened the car door but didn't step on one as part of the ceremony. This was deemed irrelevant because when the Talmud was written there were not believed to be any Jews in Las Vegas, except by those people who moved to Utah.
Don't make the priest do the Princess Bride voice he will kill you.
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Friendly Rivalry can officially stop trying to trick me into thinking Jaeyi's some evil, nefarious mastermind acting against Seulgi bc I just watched her rich, entitled gay ass climb a whole concrete fence, RUN an unknown amount of distance from the high school to the hospital (which the school had to bus the girls to in the last episode, telling me the locations aren't close), THEN RUN AGAIN up several flights of stairs, just to make sure Seulgi is okay and safe from the actually-evil abusive father
#friendly rivalry#gldrama#Jaeyi's spent 9 fucking episodes trying to get the cute girl she likes to like her back#it's everyone else who keeps butting in and fucking up HER plans#and what's her actual plan? marriage#if they let her cook she would've been engaged to her wittle baby princess by now š
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BL Couples + Husbands
#bl drama#bldramaedit#asianlgbtqdramas#jdramaedit#kdramaedit#thaidramaedit#taiwanese drama#ossan's love#wedding plan the series#ossan no pants ga nandatte ii janai ka!#plus & minus#two worlds the series#love for love's sake#cherry magic#pride#lgbtq#gay#hubbies ā„#the korean representation was A Stretch#and kinda surprised that Japan is the one with more marriages#imagine that thai representation is going to uptick soon enough
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I always wondered why Katniss factored marriage and children into the equation when it came to reciprocating Peetaās feelings for her. Itās a rather large leap, especially when Peeta himself never expresses wanting children at any point in the story. He uses children as a tool to persuade Katniss and the Capital to save her life, but the only time we see him express any desire/feelings of having one of his own is when heās crying after the baby bomb. But we never hear his real thoughts.
But you wanna know who does express wanting children? Gale.

Itās one of the first thing he mentions in chapter one. And it pisses her off so much.
(I also want to add that Gale reframes/establishes the dynamic of Katniss and him caring for their siblings from something that is sibling-sibling to parent-sibling. And he is not wrong. Katniss doesnāt refute him. Both Katniss and Gale are surrogate parents to their siblings. Which is also why Katniss love and affection of Prim, is not just sisterly. Iāve seen people say Katniss is only sisterly to Prim- but sheās not. Sheās parentified their relationship to the point she subconsciously see Prim as her child, which makes this a tragedy because sheāll loose her first child no matter what she does by the end of the story.)
But Galeās phrasing here elevates himself as a potential suitor to Katniss by placing them both as the parental roles to these children. (Which irritates her a lot ). Which is why she brings the topic up with her relationship with Peeta. Because sheās subconsciously aware of Galeās efforts and knows it will be a point of contention between them. It hangs over her head in a way.
With Gale, children are extra mouths to feed. (But Gale will do fine. He can work. He can hunt.) Itās all framed with calculated survival in mind. But itās also not something she had planned in the future at any point.

But Peetaās children? Oh they deserve to be born because Peeta deserves to be a father. He would be such a good father. They deserve to exist in a world where they can be safe and happy. (Even if itās not with her.)

This is also why I think she subconsciously sees Peetaās baby as her own. And I donāt think of it as a cruel/heartless thing, itās just youād be more protective of your own child compared to someone elseās. Katniss sees Gale as a reliable person whoās equipped to look after a kid. She doesnāt express the same kind of maternal instinct/yearning for the Baby Hawthroneās safety as she does with the idea of Baby Mellark, because she doesnāt think of Galeās child as her own. She never hopes for a better future for them, but she does with Peeta because he and that baby gives her hope. And she loves him that much.
#Iām just rambling#sorry if itās obvious from the get-go#but I just realized the whole Baby+marriage and Peeta is Katniss dragging her issues with Gale into her relationship with Peeta š¤£#I donāt want to be mean#but Katniss does not give a shit about Gale being a father#sheās all like- yeah go find a partner#but I still want my hunting buddy#but Peeta???#he should be a father (says nothing about finding another woman) and his baby deserves safety#she also doesnāt mention jealous with Peeta#but does with Gale (I wouldnāt be jealous. but me hunting partnerā¦)#which yeah#she plans on dying#but she also blocks out the topic of another woman completely#because I think it would make her sad/jealous#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#thg#the hunger games#not tagging Gale lmao
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knight Jacobi you'll always be famous to mee (+close up cause he's so pretty :3)
#hey look what I remembered to finish!!!#sometimes you gotta lounge all pretty with your sword for ypur boss to look at#I need his hand in marriage I mean huh who said that#wolf 359#wolf359#w359#daniel jacobi#knights au#my art#i was planning on making a spicy versuon of this will see how that goes
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Jason and Roy get married in all 50 states.
It takes them about 15 years, what with all the marriage and divorce paperwork that has to be filed, but they do it.
The first few marriages and divorces are a Vegas wedding, a New Jersey divorce, and Californian wedding, a Californian divorce, and a New Jersey wedding. Everything after that has been an ongoing bit the two of them canāt stop doing, much to the consternation of their families.
Bruce and Oliver always seem to be discussing upcoming wedding details and if any of the JL ask itās always the same kids.
JL Member: I thought they were already married?
Other JL Member: I thought they were already divorced??
#jason todd#roy harper#jayroy#royjay#batfam#i love the idea that they donāt invite people to their weddings so they tell them theyāll just get divorced quick#and invite them to the next one - then it turns into a bucket list of getting married in every state#itās also great for deflecting about their personal lives#bat/arrow family member: howāre you doing? whatāve you been up to lately?#jason/roy: oh you know waiting for the divorce paper work to go through#bat/arrow fam: again?#jason/roy: well yeah weāve already started planning the next wedding#bruce wayne#oliver queen#lianās adoption paperwork is never altered/rescinded because while marriage is a joke being a parent isnāt
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also I've spent the last couple weeks reading some older historical romance novels, and my made up, wholly unverified hypothesis that in the 2000s romance authors finally grasped that the old-fashioned "no, don't! stop, you brute" etc. scenes were not really landing with audiences anymore. So they faced a conundrum about the future of the genre. Ultimately, I think they chose to quietly stop writing those heroes, and switch them out for a more sensitive model. Still dark and brooding! But with limits, often a Heart of Gold, and more general emotional intelligence.
Still, somewhere out there is a parallel universe where these authors decided to take the opposite approach---to write heroines as unhinged, cruel, impulsive, and emotionally ignorant as their heroes. I don't know if I want to live there, but I wouldn't mind a trip to their library sometime.
#I read a whole novel about how a man married a woman and then proceeded to abuse her#(in pretty horrific ways I'm not going to lie. there was no romance in that romance novel.)#and because she's so pure and stoic and virtuous she just....cries privately. thinks about killing him. does nothing.#and then at the end they're in love.#where is my novel where she does unhinged insane things to punish him? tries to kill him and he chuckles?#thinks dreamily about how she must be planning her next attack; is in raptures purely because she hates him so much.#that might not be love but it's the closest thing he recognizes.#meanwhile his otherwise virtuous retiring wife who's spent her whole life taking care of her family#is hunched in the corner planning how to add arsenic to his food at a dinner party because socially he will be compelled to eat it.#seducing the blacksmith so he maybe doesn't shoe his lordship's horse correctly.#befriending his mistress and quietly suggesting that if he were out of the way...maybe....it could work for both of them?#freak4freak regency would be so much more interesting than Two Featureless Dolls With Correct Politics#and I wouldn't be forced to conclude that this duke abused and stockholm syndromed his way into marriage.#from the bookshelf
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