#planes headcanons

[nebbbula2]

Human AU Blade Headcanons No One Asked For

This guy has been listening to AC/DC since he was a kid in the late 70s. The records in tower are his, and Patch takes very good care of them.

Mayday encouraged Blade to keep his pilot's license and choose a career in fire where he could use it. He also helped Blade out of a grief spiral after Nick died, and Blade thinks of him as a mentor figure.

Blade has a natural intelligence for problem solving.

While Blade wants nothing to do with his fame or acting career, he still appreciates acting as an art form. He enjoys watching movies with other people to discuss afterwards, but he struggles to invite others to do it with him.

He might not wear it outwardly, but Blade is a total aviation nerd. That man loves rotary aircraft and anything else that flies.

(more depressing stuff below the cut)

Blade grew up in San Fran and became familiar with American West Coast culture at an early age. Like many young men in the 80s, he was involved in gay nightlife. Unfortunately, Blade chose to pull away from the community when more and more of his buddies were falling ill. It was difficult for him to stay around that despair, and he'd also need that separation in case his acting career blew up.

The only people who knew about Blade's relationship with Nick were Nick's parents, who accepted him as a member of their small family. Nick's parents suffered from health issues, so Blade would pitch in around their house like second son during visits. He even learned some of their family recipes.

See this post.

Blade spent so much time with Nick that he picked up small pieces of his East Harlem dialect, like his use of the word "ain't." He also learned a couple Spanish phrases from being around Nick's family, but they're specific to the Caribbean variant that's spoken in Puerto Rico.

Blade has a collection of Polaroid photos that feature his relationship with Nick.

Lot's of people in Hollywood, and even at Piston Peak, speculate about what went on with Blade and Nick. Blade wants to reveal more about their relationship, but first, he needs to think of a plan. He wants it to special and on his own terms.

[fistfuloflightning]

HI I'M DESPERATE FOR BLADE X DUSTY CONTENT AND UR ART OF THEM IS 10/10 uhhh got any ideas of how those two could've gotten together?? 👀

Aww you’re sweet! 💕 And thank you for something to chew on—I’ve got Thoughts ™ abt them and it got longer than I anticipated lol

It’s not an immediate attraction, that’s for sure. In fact it’s slow burn. Following the fire and Dusty getting his certification, whatever’s sparked between them is pretty much rooted in mutual respect, something too stiff for them to ever actually be comfortable being friends and yet they’re closer than even that, as they’ve seen each other at their most vulnerable. They’re confidantes but never friends.

In an au where Dusty doesn’t return to racing, the next year after he gets his certification he starts splitting his time between Propwash Junction and Piston Peak during fire season. He and Blade do a lot of patrols together, since the rest of the crew seem to have collectively lumped them together since Dusty would be “good for him”. It’s little moments that define what’s growing between them—cute pranks, team-enforced ‘bonding time’, sitting in companionable silence and watching storm clouds roll in—in the human ‘verse it’s Dusty stealing Blade’s coffee mug, the two huddling under Blade’s jacket during a rain shower, using each other’s shoulders as a place to rest their head, a game of pool at the Lodge that ‘accidentally’ gets a bit handsy.

Blade’s not looking for any kind of relationship—he’d grieved Nick for a long time, and by the point he let go solitude had become a habit. And so it’s difficult to allow himself to want something so new and precious and fragile. But Maru kinda strong arms him into admitting he enjoys Dusty’s company and then it’s a very subtle courtship on his side. 

Dusty, on the other hand, goes with the blessing of the Propwash crew. He’ll respect Blade’s decision if he’s rejected, but he’s not a stubborn country boy for nothing and he’s willing to shoot his shot, unaware that Blade’s been doing the same for the last couple months.

Somehow the mess gets resolved via the combined powers of the Smokejumpers’ inability to keep their mouths’ shut and Maru’s waning patience.

And even once they’re together, they keep it pretty low profile in front of everyone else, with only slight PDA. In private though Dusty’s very physically affectionate, draping himself over Blade’s shoulder or cuddling up together.

I think I have more but my brain is fried and I have class in the morning 🫡

[ijustlovefiction]

Cars/Planes Headcanons!!!!

MUSIC EDITION

CARS

Lightning - he would definitely listen to all the songs from the whole Cars Series like "Real Gone", "Life is Highway" or "Ride". Personally, I think he would be a fan of Imagine Dragons and The Score.

Mater - in my opinion, our lovely tow truck would listen to country songs, most often from Brad Paisley, possibly a few songs from musicals

Sally- Personally, I think she would be a huge ABBA fan. Just imagine her singing this band's songs as she works

Doc - I don't think our legendary Hudson Hornet would be addicted to music, but I know he wouldn't despise "Everybody Wants To Rule World" and "Nothing else matters" (he would despise today's music, saying that the 80's was the best)

Luigi -he could certainly be a fan of jazz and swing. I feel like this music brings back memories for him

Guido - in the case of a pit stop champion, I believe he would listen to some accapella. I don't know why, it just seems that way to me

Ramone- seems to be a guy who listens to rap/punk (I don't know what to call it) Something like "Gangsta's Paradise" or "Punk Tactics"

Flo - The Rolling Stones. She. is. Just. Big. Fangirl. Of. It.

Red-well, our sensitive guy could listen to lofi music, which always helps him to organize his thoughts and calm down

Fillmone -would be a fan of Michael Jackson. He would love his voice and his favorite song would be "Heal the World"

Sarge-I don't think he would have any fun with music. He would listen to whatever is playing in the background

Lizzie-like some hits from the 30s. She'd definitely mention Stanley on "It's been a long long time"

Mack- he would have a lot of fun listening to Skillet. Every time he goes somewhere, he'll vibe to one of these songs

Sheriff- he wouldn't admit it to anyone, but he loves musical songs. Especially "From now on" from The Greatest Showman

Cruz - QUEEEEENN!!! SHE WOULD BE A HUGE FAN OF THIS BAND! I even have a vision of her excitedly sitting at the premiere of "Bohemian Rhapsody" (her favorite song is "Show must go on")

Finn: Did you think Mack was a big Skillet fan? Look at this agent. He would go to every concert because he thinks this band is badass. Just like Fall out Boy. He plays these songs EVERY TIME when he's on some mission (in one earphone of course) Sometimes he'll listen to "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons

Holley - I think she would like to listen to Katy Perry. It was her childhood idol and now her songs help Holley to cheer her up

Chick-probably would listen to typical rap

Strip - our king would be a fan of The Weekend. His favorite song would be "Pray for me"

Cal- Like his uncle, he would love The Weekend, but he wouldn't disdain Imagine Dragons

Bobby-would listen to Pitbull. I don't know, somehow I see him enjoying his music

Jackson - I think he would love Panic! At The Disco. He would most like "Let's kill tonight"

Francesco- he would be a fan of Kesha. I know it's weird but I just see him dancing to "Blow" or "Timber"

Prof Z - he would probably turn up a villain playlist on YouTube and enjoy it. He would also feel like a boss listening to "Crazy=genius" by Panic! At the Disco

Miles- Maneskin would be glad. Once for laughs, he sang "I Wanna Be Your Slave" to Prof

Sterling - That son of a bitch (I hate him, sorry) probably wouldn't like music :V

Tex - our favorite Dinoco owner would probably listen to jazz, which would calm him down and give him satisfaction, because he believes that "jazz is music for successful people"

Acer and Germ - these two are die-hard fans of Eminem. I imagine them driving to their "work" listening to one of his songs

PLANES

Dusty-When Doc said "Today younglish don't know anything about music" he certainly didn't mean our favorite plane. Ozzy Osbourne, Electric Light Orchestra, Guns N Roses, Queen, Metallica, Nirvana or even single tracks like "Let's Grove Tonight" are like a piece of cake for him. He has music from the 70s, 80s or 90s in his little finger. (also fandom songs for ex. "Build our Machine", "Get Out" or "Hero Forms")

Dottie- Personally, I think she would be a fan of Arcane songs. She often listens to them while she works, which gives her a really cool vibe (especially "Playground" or "Snakes")

Chug - a fan of the opening credits of various series or cartoons and more (and also fan of Disney/Dreamworks songs) For sure, while watching "Ninjago" or "Monkie Kid" together with Dusty, he would sing it out loud (I'm not surprised :V)

Skipper - Personally, I think Skip would love to hear songs from "Sweeney Todd" (Highly recommended)

Sparky-Weezer fan. Definitely

Mayday-I personally think he would listen to songs about courage and sacrifice for example

El Chu - romantic songs are for him the rhythm of his heartbeat. I guess I don't need to explain this 😅

Bulldog -anthem of Great Britain. Just kidding, he would probably listen to Avicii while still grieving over the death of that artist

Ishani-I think Ishani would be a Lady Gaga fan. She'd have no problem dancing to "Bad Romance" or "Americano"

Rip - our emo plane would probably be a huge fan of Slipknot. He really gives me the vibe of someone whose favorite song is "People=Sh!t" from this band

Rochelle - She's Swiftie. I JUST SEE IT as he listens and vibes to "Anti-hero", "Welcome to New York" or "ME!"

Ned and Zed - they even have the same taste xd. I think they would both enjoy listening to Halsey or Billie Ellish, sometimes even Melanie Martinez

Franz -our favorite German would not have a favorite genre. He would just listen to whatever he wanted

Echo-this fighter wouldn't mind listening to Twenty One Pilots. The song "Stressed Out" is his favourite

Bravo - his favorite artist would be Rob Zombie. "More human than human" always accompanies him on his patrol

Blade- Well, at first our favorite helicopter wasn't a big music fan, but when Dusty showed him the song "Gladiator" by Jann, he started listening to it addictively

Windlifter-dude seems to me to be the type of person who listens to action movie soundtracks (for example Avengers) It gives him strength and motivation to train and fight fire

Lil'Dipper - anime intros can sing like no other. She is such a big fan of Britney Spears and Blondie. She also won't despise K-Pop.

Maru- Our fireman mechanic would be a huge fan of AC/DC. He loves to listen to them while working and often asks Patch to put on one of these songs during the action (it was even in the movie :V) He would also love "You're the best" or "Eye of the tiger.

Dynamite- For sure her favorite song would be "Black Widow". She would also like to listen to punk rock like "I Am A Poser"

Pinecone -she would 100% listen to fantasy songs like "Willow Tree March" because it brings the world to life in her head (in headcanon, I think she's a sensitive person with a vivid imagination)

Blackout-N.I.R.V.A.N.A totally. I don't know, I have the impression that he would listen to this band since he was a child and would go to every concert if he could

Avalanche - as with Rip, he would listen to Slipknot. It helps him release his emotions

Drip-I personally think he would be a Bruno Mars fan. Imagine him in sunglasses, chilling to "The Lazy Song"

Cabbie-Fan Rag N Bone Man. He would love the vibe of these songs and would relax to them

Patch-The Runways would be the band she fell in love with after watching Guardians of the Galaxy (basically, she listens to all the songs in that movie)

Cad - in my opinion, he wouldn't listen to music except for the song "I'm Awesome"

Nick- He would feel great joy while listening to Metallica. Once Blade walked into his dressing room and saw him singing and jumping to "Master of Puppets"

Leadbottom - this old man would complain about today's music even more (and more annoyingly) than Doc. He'd think 50s music was the best

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

The BAU on a commercial flight:

EMILY: Stopped and searched at the security checkpoint because she forgot she was wearing an ankle holstered gun. Is the person who kicks your seat and hogs the armrest because gay people do not know how to sit on a chair properly.

JJ: Is the one having her armrest hogged by Emily. Opens a packet of peanuts and gives someone an allergic reaction. Should have stuck with Cheetos…

TARA: “It’s okay, I’m a doctor! Not a doctor of medicine, but I’m sure I can figure it out!”

PENELOPE: Watches movies on her tablet and eats M&M’s like the little iPad kid she is, eventually falling asleep on Morgan’s shoulder during ‘Legally Blonde’.

MORGAN: Shamelessly flirting with the flight attendants and trying to hide the fact that he is watching ‘Legally Blonde’ over Penelope’s shoulder—and loving it.

HOTCH: Reading FBI case files in his sunglasses, not noticing the kid who has been staring at him the whole time thinking ‘damn, James Bond be on this flight.’

SPENCER: Talking to that same kid and his mother, explaining aerodynamics and discussing plane crash statistics. The kid’s mother requests a seat change.

ELLE: Lets Spencer explain aerodynamics to her instead. She swaps her red jello for his orange jello from the airplane meal because red is his favourite.

Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Mav: What would you say if I, hypothetically, came home with a F-4 Phantom II?

Ice: I'd ask where you got 22 million dollars.

Mav: And if hypothetically, I said our shared bank account?

Ice: I'd say you're really lucky I've been in love with you since the 80s.

[petitepatateuwu]

It's way too hot and I am way too tired to do any more efforts, so excuse the critical lack of quality here.

If you didn't know, Cole is my favourite Power Ranger :D

And while I was binge watching Ninjago I had the pleasant surprise to see him physically and mentally traumatized in season 5 😈

And since I'm a huge sucker for angst, my brain immediately thought of developing that idea in order to hurt my beautiful baby boy some more. That and also the fact that my brain immediately looks for logic in the laws of cartoon physics (I really shouldn't do that...)

So I bring you the "Cole is a Ghost Kind-of-Saga". I still have a few more ideas to exploit, notably adressing the ways the other ninjas will help him cope with his new condition :3

And maaaaybeeeee a small comic too 😇

Anyways, I will let my brain rest a bit for now and sleep.

[cosmicaces]

why haven't i seen anyone acknowledge rody's plane autism... sure, you can argue that he's just really passionate about them but hear me out:

through pino, we can see how happy he gets from just seeing a plane! esp in the left image, last panel; if you ask me, that's an expression of autism bliss.

now, i dunno about you, but me, personally, i cannot discern plane makes/models from one another. my knowledge is basic. i bring this up because of rody commenting "i've never seen a plane like that before." this stands out to me because the fact that he can tell goes to show how much he pays attention when a plane is flying overhead. he likely spends a Lot of time looking at planes. i mean, they live by an airport, there is a chair just outside their door, it's a fair assumption.

the fact his siblings acknowledge his love of planes... i mean, for someone who masks as much as rody, it's very telling.

the next thing i wanna call attention to is the baby mobile that's hanging up in their trailer!

notice how it has little planes? from that, we can infer that this is rody's! (i'm sure they used this for his siblings as well, but it's rody's)

it's hanging up as decoration, but the fact that they still have it... it implies that rody went back into their desecrated home just to get it. it's important to him!!

additionally, in the credits of whm, we can see that rody's gotten a toy plane! it's on display next to their tv.

to me, his love of planes is really significant because, well, if you think about it, it's another way in which he parallels deku! think about it: deku loves heroes, he loves heroes so much that it being a hero is his dream. rody loves planes! i don't think it's a far-fetched idea that the REASON why rody wants to become a pilot is because he loves planes!!!

[chickpea0]

There's 2 categories of regression headcanons

You fully believe this character is or could be a regressor/cg/flip/something. There's bits in canon that you can point to and say that's why and there's reasons why they would specificially regress or be a caregiver! A headcanon or heartcanon.

For sillies. Feasibly, you could write ANY character to be part of the community! You don't actually think it would fit but you're either imagining it because you're fond of the character and there's just something about it or you're going through all the characters in your head an applying babification to them. I call these "regressorland headcanons" where you prioritise the regression over being true to canon.

Both are great Both are entertaining! But gosh it can be hard to get yourself to answer "do I actually think this would fit or am I just doing this for the sake of it/doing what i think could possibly apply"

[lockheed-martin-unofficial]

Much like humans generating their bodily fluids and oils on their own, I headcanon cybertronians do not require external lubricants for their moving parts. Their bodies will generate all the grease and oil and other things they require. They can still choose to use these though. The way humans would use lotion on their dry skin. Also polish. Gotta keep themselves shiny. (This one’s for you, Knock Out)

[etherealriver]

*On a plane*

Flight Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure before take-off...

Barty: *turns to Regulus* Do you feel secure, Reg?

Regulus: Fuck you.

Regulus: ...no....

[y-rhywbeth2]

So, having brought up the headcanon that Durge is sustained by Jergal's essence rather than Bhaal's in the "redemption" ending, there are two options.

The first is that since Bhaal's divine essence is technically a loan from Jergal, Jergal has simply taken it back - it's still the essence of death/murder, but not tied to Bhaal's will. Bhaal can no longer force Durge to act to his will. Jergal can but he tends to be more subtle and doesn't pull his puppets' strings until he "needs to". So in this scenatio Durge is as they ever were, but with apparent free reign of themselves.

The other possibility is that Bhaal fully removed himself from Durge and it was replaced by Jergal's divine essence as God of Fatalism [+orderly death/order in death, proper burial, guardian of tombs, and protection of the names of the dead]. Considering the soul is tied to Bhaal's essence... is this the same soul? The body is still of Bhaal's flesh, it contains his essence still, but it may turn out that this is actually a brand new divine soul shaping itself to the memories...

Regardless of whichever scenario this is, Durge is tied to Jergal rather than Bhaal. Whereas Bhaalspawn are dragged off to Gehenna to join Bhaal, it's most likely that Durge is tied to the Grey Wastes or the Fugue Plane and upon death will disintegrate and possibly reform there.

What are the side effects? Do they stay the same as the regular murderous faire, or are we looking at new ones that come from carrying around a portion of the god of fatalism, causing Durge to manifest his traits?

Has the urge to slay been replaced by a distressing propensity for dead, creepy calm?

Does Durge have an innate connection to the Negative Energy plane now?

Predicting the deaths and afterlives of people you make eye contact with? Can they catch glimpses of a person's life and deeds as a kind of casting divine judgement upon the soul thing?

Bhaalspawn life draining effects wouldn't change much, even though Durge doesn't display any in game.

Do they creep out the living and cause fatigue with their very presence?

I hope they still say weird shit, but instead of the usual murder-murder-murder it's announcing dark fates upon people in the flattest, most indifferent voice ever. Like "thy wheel of fate turns ever to the dark" while there's a party going on about you. - like this: "[Jergal's] tone was deceptively bland and his demeanor excessively formal, even if his words portended horrors unimaginable."

...Ironically Durge is still the vessel of a god obsessed with the end of the world; Jergal just happens to be cataloguing it as it happens, accepting it at its own pace, rather than actively painting the world red. And he expects no grandkids, which is a massive plus.

[vettelsvee]

okay hear me out HOLD ON TO HOPE headcanon 🗣️

you’re sick of seb lying to you on your face, because you definitely know something’s wrong with him. you’re tired of just trying to help him out for retaking final exams so he can graduate with you, his long time best friend, but he seems to focused on just hooking up with hanna, the girl who isn’t a bad girl but you definitely kinda hate because you’re in love with seb (but you don’t tell him anything because you can’t ruin your friendship… and you can’t lose him forever).

until spidey comes to your life.

that person (because you have no idea of who they are) is literally the sweetest one on earth, at least from what you've known. you two met after he helped you out with a robber that stole your backpack (which had almost your entire life there tbh). you were tired and just wanted to go home and not talk to anyone because seb didn’t come to the coffee shop you were supposed to meet. spidey didn’t push you to talk or anything, but they started checking on you daily while you waited for seb, leaving you notes with cool and ridiculous, but at the same time, nice messages and doodles, just to cheer you up because that stupid sebastian vettel didn't show up or answered your phone calls.

just that spider-man in fact does all of that because he's seb, your best friend, and feels so bad of how he's acting, just not showing up at your meetings after you offered to help him, and also he's keeping all of that a secret because he's scared of something happening to you... and then he starts thinking that maybe, maybe, he might feel a bit strange about your relationship (which makes him feel even worse taking into account his behaviour)

[ijustlovefiction]

Cars/Planes Headcanons

Their Hogwarts Houses

(my sister is watching Harry Potter right now, so I decided to make this)

CARS

Lightning- Slytherin💚

Mater-Hufflepuff💛

Sally- Ravenclaw💙

Doc-Ravenclaw💙

Luigi- Hufflepuff💛

Guido- Gryffindor ❤️

Ramone-Slytherin💚

Flo-Gryfindor❤️

Red-Hufflepuff💛

Fillmone-Hufflepuff💛

Sarge-Gryffindor❤️

Lizzie-Ravenclaw💙

Mack-Gryffindor❤️

Sheriff-Gryffindor❤️

Cruz- Hufflepuff💛

Finn-Gryffindor❤️

Holley-Ravenclaw💙

Chick-Slytherin💚

Strip-Ravenclaw💙

Cal-Gryffindor❤️

Bobby-Slytherin💚

Jackson-Slytherin💚

Francesco-Gryffindor❤️

Prof Z -Slytherin💚

Miles-Slytherin💚

Sterling-Slytherin💚

Tex-Slytherin💚

Acer-Gryffindor❤️

Germ-Slytherin💚

PLANES

Dusty-Hufflepuff💛

Dottie-Slytherin💚

Chug -Gryffindor❤️

Skipper-Gryffindor❤️

Sparky-Hufflepuff💛

Mayday-Gryffindor❤️

El Chu- Hufflepuff💛

Bulldog-Gryffindor❤️

Ishani-Ravenclaw💙

Rip-Slytherin💚

Rochelle-Slytherin💚

Ned and Zed-Slytherin💚

Franz-Hufflepuff💛

Echo-Gryffindor❤️

Bravo-Gryffindor❤️

Blade-Gryffindor❤️

Windlifter-Slytherin💚

Lil'Dipper-Gryffindor❤️

Maru- Slytherin💚

Dynamite-Slytherin💚

Pinecone- Ravenclaw💙

Blackout-Gryffindor❤️

Avalanche-Slytherin💚

Drip-Gryffindor❤️

Cabbie-Slytherin💚

Patch-Ravenclaw💙

Cad- Slytherin💚

Nick- Gryffindor❤️

Leadbottom-Ravenclaw💙

[real-odark]

noel and elder mckinley meeting

sure you can have one but theres nowhere to plug it in :(

[ckret2]

Question for the Canon-Compliant Theory Generator! If I drew a picture of Bill in a scene such that the eye can't see the rest of the picture directly (ex. convex surface), a) do you think he could see it anyway? b) do you think he could experience what's happening in the scene, Ode to a Grecian Urn style? Like, if I posed him on a throne being worshiped, would he just like it aesthetically, or would it be role-play for him?

I feel like he'd only be able to interact with the image around him if the image itself is enchanted or supernatural or something.

Like, if you made an image of Bill in Minecraft, he'd only be able to see out of the computer when the pixels that make up his image are displayed on screen, and he wouldn't be able to see or interact with the Minecraft world, because Minecraft isn't magical, it's just a normal real video game.

On the other hand, if you modded Fight Fighters to add a little Bill Cipher into the game background, THAT would be able to interact with the Fight Fighters world and talk to the characters and stuff, because Fight Fighters is cursed as hell, you can summon the characters and shit.

So, YOU, anon—because you're a human in the real world who can't make magic living images—if you put him on a throne it would just be a cool picture that he can see through. But within the Gravity Falls universe it's conceivable someone could stick him in a magic picture of a throne and he could enjoy the experience of sitting on the throne.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Okay but why does Iceman seem like he reads romance novels.

He seems like he would read a lot on carriers and on leave. Everyone including Slider thinks he reads action and true crime novels. I have this idea in my head that Ice would be reading at a social event like a medal cerimony that the '86 gang would all be at and there he would be reading his hardback novel with no name on it. Ice would probely leave for a few minutes to get food or go speak with someone and Mav and the others would grab his book to see what he was reading, and behold they look apon the sumttiest romance book any of them have read. But funny thing would be that Ice has read books that are more sumtty and dark conent wise. Ice is able to keep a straight face while reading it but the rest of the gang turn beatroot read after a single sentnece.