#pixloy

[megabuild]

ive been doodlin them non stop recently

[hmshermitcraft]

in this universe, you can taste what your soulmate's eating...there have been several odd choices, but it's not until Pix has the same lunch break as Zloy that he realizes...o h

Zloy meanwhile is just obliviously eating lunch before looking up at Pix who's face is just...really red- is he OK?

Pix is going to need to talk to Zloy about this. Not even because of the soulmate stuff, no. Just so they actually eat things each other like.

Which would be fine, but doing that means talking about the soulmate stuff.

It might've been easier if it were a stranger, Pix wouldn't be so worried about messing it all up...

[an-tolt]

No smoking 🚭

[akcioma]

Hewwo recap husbands nation

[bolt-x0]

We Pixloy posting on main because I’m hella proud of this

[titiro]

pixloy shippers are so brave for existing in the same fan space as sloy. Imagine shoving your ken dolls together knowing that at any time ken himself could walk in and comment on it

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Some Pixloy please? 🥺 It's kinda a rare ship and I don't see much stuff with them

Pixlriffs: This week on Hermitcraft, our writer ZloyXP confesses his undying love to Pixlriffs because he’s - hey Zloy, I think someone tampered with our scripts. 

Zloy: No, keep reading.

[mystilotls]

Hello, I ask Pixloy if it counts as Hermitcraft for the bingo!

I could be a productive human being but instead I'm doing this /hj

[dodgen-n-weven]

I don't think we've seen any Pixloy yet, waddaya say?

My patients with traditional is wearing thin so have a digital uHu

[kalamity]

So I really like the oracle pixlriffs headcanons but now my mind has decided to mix them up and instead have it so that Pixlriffs, as the king, is the Oracle’s caretaker. The real oracle is in a tomb underneath the Vigil, hidden away from anyone. Supposedly, the Oracle still manages to predict the future as a corpse. Pix knows that, in actuality, the Oracle is just a zombie that got chosen by the universe to deliver prophecies.

Unfortunately, the latest Oracle is unlike any other zombie, being sentient, slightly grumpy at being trapped in the tomb, and very handsome. At least, to Pixlriffs, who is currently reading the rules of the Oracle to make sure that wooing this Zombie is legal.

[mumbowo]

@calmshejaguar was talking on discord about an au where zloy n pixl adopt grum n jumbot after season 7 :]

[megabuild]

post pixloy when they least expect it

[hmshermitcraft]

As zombies, Zloy and Cleo can just... detatch their limbs at will. They often use this ability to cause mischief, and specifically mess with their partners.

Cleo's girlfriends are pretty used to this by now, but Zloy can almost always get a pretty good reaction out of Pix.

In the end, it's all in good fun, even if it is a little startling in the moment.

Zloy makes sure to not do it too often. Just often enough that Pix forgets about it, and then he's detaching a hand to get snacks from the kitchen because he can't be bothered to get up from the couch.

It's just coincidence that Pix happens to be cooking whilst he does it. Truly.

[an-tolt]

I was gonna add a shitpost to this because I couldn’t get the idea out of my head but it’s literally midnight and I already turned my computer off

[shins-of-minecrafts]

“Not knowing you'd change from just one bite

I fought them all off just to hold you close and tight” — Early Sunsets Over Monroeville; My Chemical Romance.

Props to @sickcrowwdraws for putting up with my bullshit while drawing this! Ily Croww <3

[bolt-x0]

Posted Pixloy on the side blog finallyyyy :33

(@an-tolt )

Should be one of the top things but I forgot to switch and re blogged something twice I think lol