#pitt mom

[darlinghowl]

what’s crazy is ppl in the tag saying langdon has a drug addiction in quotation marks as if he didn’t just give THEE drug addict speech with “i was taking these to wean myself off” and also explains him getting mad at the adrenaline junkie comment and why his mood keeps jumping around and why he didn’t think through getting a puppy etc etc like i love langdon as a character too but the signs are all there. you can’t quotation it away lmfao?

[azizefan]

Javadi + Dr. Shamsi in episode s1x12

Dr. Shamsi: For proper chest tube placement, keep going until the last fenestration is intrathoracic. 

Javadi: OK. Stop!

+Bonus

[barclaysangel]

My first ever Pitt meme

Your honor, Javadi is McKay’s adoptive daughter and you can’t convince me otherwise—

[ori-orio]

Also the sheer fucking creativity everyone shows in light of a frenzied tragedy?? It’s insane and I love how so many doctors from different departments were shocked by the lack of resources and were able to appreciate the adaptability ED doctors need to have. Every single character SHINED in this episode, and I’m so so so proud of them all

[fivewantscoffee]

No, you know what, I'm not done talking: I hate how obvious it is that every choice made with Lila and Five in S4 was all so they could end up together.

They weren't even subtle about it, it was so obvious!! 😭

[malavera]

I just had a random thought

it’s funny how we (or some of us) grew up watching these gents movie with our father / mother and how they used to be gushing over how talented they are and awesome the movie is and now as we got older…

we be gushing over them in a different way.. 😶🫢

notice how i use their old movie gifs? 😌

[laurrelise]

beautiful gorgeous stunning women of the umbrella academy save me SAVE ME

[crow-of-paradise]

The tembleque

The “my mom would be very happy. She always says, wear clean underwear in case you end up in the hospital”

WHO IS THE BORICUA IN THE WRITER’S ROOM?!

[ghostthewriter09]

Dps boys at the aquarium

Todd: Hey, Neil, look at the fish

Neil: And just like that I’m no longer depressed

Charlie: *running with his hands full of plastic bags* Steven: Char, what the fuck are you doing?

Charlie, who doesn’t understand the concept of aquariums: I have to free them!

Todd, whose special interest is fish: Oh and that’s a clownfish. They *insert 200 different facts about clownfish*

*They stop at the gift shop*

Steven: I’m going to get us best friend necklaces

Cam: We’re friends?

Gerard: Is anyone hungry? I brought-

Everyone: Y e s

Cam: If I fell in the water, would you save me

Charlie: Eh, i don’t know. Maybe

Cam: What do you mean maybe

*Charlie walks away* Cam: THE FUCK YOU MEAN MAYBE!

Knox: that fish over there looks like Chris *Sobs*

[shan0blight]

AHHH IT CAME!!!! MY DEAD POETS SOCIETY COLLECTION GROWS!!!

[confoodles]

TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS ❗❗❗

Lila's and Diego's pipeline from flirty, might possibly kill each other, bi4bi, malewife and girlboss couple to way too realistic married couple, who resents each other and is clearly struggling and teethering on the edge of a divorce is sth that is so devastating to ME specifically

[eureka-its-zico]

I didn’t think I could love Robby’s character more than I already did but episode 10 - is that bitch. Do you understand?!? He is soft, and hurt, and trying, and being a good mentor while trying to compartmentalize everything for everyone and basically be the fucking dad of the pitt and I am down bad. I love him.

Man’s just a big cranky softie 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

And that speech he gave to the mom about her son?????? About society failing young boys???

[thewingedwolf]

langdon is so funny for just genuinely stealing benzos from work this whole time lmao

[murphycooper]

javadi only being comfortable talking to the “upper class” patients while pretending she’s not judging everyone else there is so 😒😒😒

[pencileraser1]

dead poets society driving headcanons but they're all terrible drivers

(and if they also all lived somewhere with similar roads to where i learned how to drive bc i can be more specific that way. also im not a car guy so all the cars are from real people i've met)

inspired by me learning to drive and being bad at it

neil: drives a stick shift and isn't very good at it. he saved up money working to buy a shitty corolla from probably just some guy and was like yeah i can totally drive a stick lol how hard can it be when asked about that. the guy was like uhh probably pretty hard standard shift is famously not easy to learn. and he was like itll be fine dont worry about it. every time he switches gears it feels like the car is falling apart. he has gotten stuck trying to start the car stopped on a slight uphill incline for like 10 minutes multiple times. half the time when he starts the car he does it way too fast, and he constantly kills it when coming to a full stop. he once flipped his car over when going down a windy road. he is very attached to his car despite this, named it something like gertrude. its constantly full of shit and has a ton of doodads hanging from the rearview mirror

todd: will not drive above 25 mph unless he absolutely has to when around other cars. always takes backroads if he can because he is terrified of the freeway. hell drive at the speed limit on the highway but is gripping the steering wheel for his life the whole time. at the same time drives mountain roads where theres no cars at full speed. goes through windy roads barely braking. scares the shit out of everyone in the car. never comes close to crashing despite everyone thinking they're gonna die. he drives a tiny hatchback that probably used to belong to jeff. hes the only one trusted with neils car despite not knowing how to drive stick

charlie: constantly driving over the speed limit, not looking where hes going, blasting music so loud you cant think. hes always like. i dont understand why everyone is scared to drive with me lolll and then goes 90 in a 25. for some reason. his parents bought him a jeep gladiator

knox: knox is constantly getting lost. has absoutely no sense of direction. will get lost on roads he has been on his whole life. he also forgets to use his turn signal constantly. insists on never looking at a map despite having no clue where he is for as long as possible. it is infuriating to everyone else in the car.

cam: drives a mini van. would be a decent driver if he knew how to come to a gradual stop. unfortunately he just slams the brakes like 75% of the time. he drives with one foot on the gas and one foot on the brakes which does not help. he is usually the main one driving the poets places when they're in a group since he has the most seats. when they have more than 7 someone always wants to sit in the trunk, which cam is vehemently against. he's generally just very tense while driving.

pitts + meeks: pitts drives an old truck, a smaller one that only has jump seats in the back. meeks doesnt have a license so pitts drives him everywhere. because of this if anyone wants pitts to drive them anywhere they either have to take the jump seat or sit in the bed cause meeks automatically gets the passenger seat. as far as everything else goes pitts is ok ish at driving, if kind of jerky, it mostly just sucks to get a ride from him cause he doesn't really have any room. meeks doesn't really want to get a license for several reasons and since he is conveniently always with pitts he has decided he just won't for as long as possible. ideally he never will, and will just use public transit if pitts isn't there.