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[gbsbbq]

The Art of Smoked Brisket: A Culinary Journey Through History, Methods, Flavor Profiles, and Seasonings

Smoked brisket, a cornerstone of barbecue cuisine, is celebrated for its unparalleled combination of rich flavor and tender, melt-in-your-mouth texture. This culinary masterpiece boasts a captivating history, diverse cooking methods, unique flavor profiles, and a world of seasonings to explore. In this extended blog post, we will embark on a comprehensive exploration of smoked brisket, delving…

[southernsmokebbq]

[shoptimize23]

The Pet Dog Anti Barking Device.

[seasonedplate]

Here’s my take on a huevos rancheros. Corn tortillas topped with fried eggs, @pitbossgrills smoked queso, homemade guac, refried beans, salsa two ways, and a lime cilantro crema. I then topped it with crumbled feta and pickled jalapeños. Serve with a side of thick cut bacon and a fresh cup of coffee and you’ve got yourself a near perfect breakfast. #huevosrancheros #breakfast #avocado #bacon #tortilla #mexican #eggs #feta #pitboss #queso #cheese #seasonedplate @eggfarmersofns @dairyfarmersofns @eggsoeufs (at Nova Scotia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqSlqWfu7uI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[heatyourmeat]

Omg!! These ribs came out phenomenal!! After they took a good long smoke bath, I then wrapped them up in foil after adding a few pats of butter and brown sugar . Then just before they were brought inside to devour, I covered them with HeatYourMeat™️ MoNey BBQ Sauce and let them cook for an additional 30 min. I have to say…these were AWESOME! 🔥🐖🔥 #HeatYourMeat #VeteranOwned #heatyourmeatmoneybbqsauce #smokedribs #pitboss (at Andy’s World Famous LLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpbP7BNMc_r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bunnygirl678]

There are not near enough AUs in the Reguri fandom.

The last time I was active in a fandom was almost 10 years ago wiht 616!Stony (steve x tony but like the comics not the movies) and there were every AU imaginable and that was just for the comics side not even if you include the movies (which tbh i wasn't a fan of) I was so spoiled and didn't even know it, now here I am having read through the entirety of the English and Spanish ao3 collection of finished works, what am i supposed to do now???

The answer is...come up with more AUs.

I'm going to write this one once I get a few more fics out of the way, but here goes.

Formula 1 AU (note this is more pokespe than the games so you get the hyperactive red and the tsundere Green)

-Red and Green are childhood rivals/friends having raced in the gokart circut together before they both got drafted for formula 1

-at first they're on the same team but Red keeps winning and Green always places second, i mean it's still podium but Green wants that W

-red is seriously just happy getting to race with his bff/crush, green just wants to fucking win something on his own

-professor oak is like a famous engineer or something who used to race back in the day (think carroll shelby) and everyone compares Green to him constantly and he hates it

-and like Green can do his own repairs cause he’s skilled af

-its the end of the season and despite racing for the same team red and green are neck and neck for first only a few points away from each other

-red wins ofc, green is devastated, he contemplates retiring then a rival team scouts him and promises the best of the best, he just wants to winnnnn

-red is super sad because his favorite thing was racing with green not against him, and he's got this little (big) crush on green and now he has to constantly race against the man of his dreams

-also there are still pokemon, and battles and stuff, but like Green/Red just do cars now lol

-so the question becomes, does red win again the next season, do red and green pull their heads out of their asses and realize they're in love? Do i add this to my WIPs today or tomorrow?

-find out in like 7 months!

I have like a metric shit ton of f1 knowledge cause my ex-husband's family is involved in the business, i can't say more cause i'm not gonna out myself on here lol, but i feel like this would be fun to write

[sullustangin]

Fluffy February Day 3: Entertain

SWTOR

Rating: T (slightly spicy toward the end)

Pairing: Theron Shan/Eva Corolastor

~~

Effortlessly, his hands rolled right up the piano’s keys.  They stopped at the perfect place and struck, and the song continued on.

Theron Shan, in his cover as a casino piano player, was technically perfect.  Just as he was with dancing, singing, juggling, dealing cards, braiding hair, women’s fashion styling, magic tricks, speaking Huttese and Gamorrean, and whistling. 

Eva Corolastor, in her far less sneaky cover of a pazaak player known to the universe as EC, watched him from her seat at the bar.  She was in between tournament rounds.  The Nikto pitboss watched her, carefully, as did the other security team members with each of their charges; this was an organized drink break, to limit the potential of external comms, signals, or other advantageous contact to the players.  Every casino had its quirks.  Katalla had been different.  The casinos that dotted Nar Shaddaa varied, depending on which Hutt was the proprietor. 

What mattered was a good, entertaining game for both spectators and participants. (And Eva and Theron doing an intel collection and drop to save the galaxy.)  Eva was drinking for free, and she got to see Theron and one of his innumerable secret talents. 

“Secret,” mostly because SIS taught him and paid for it. 

Eva took a sip of her drink and let the ice rattle as she set it down.  “Secret,” because Theron didn’t value the talent enough to take pride in it.  To him, it was a tool, like a slice kit.  He never would get up on the Odessen stage and play the piano she’d hauled in one week, after winning it in a pazaak game on Ord Mantell (that, and three grazers who now lived happily on the Odessen back forty).   It got the job done.  Eva wondered if it was the professionalism or the Jedi training that refused to have an ego about it.

It was something other people couldn’t do, and Theron just… hid it away.  Only brought it out on special, necessary occasions.  He never did it for himself.  …maybe his brain classified it as ‘work,’ not ‘rec.’

A chime sounded in the casino.  Back to the tables.

~~

“You plan on staying here for the night?”  The pitboss peered down at her, with no small amount of concern.  Eva had won the first-place purse, and he had security concerns.

“Yeah, always make a habit of it,” Eva reassured him.  “I know the Hutts don’t take kindly to their winners ending up dead.”

“Puts a chill on business,” he confirmed.

Eva lifted her chin in the direction of the piano player, who was still playing as the remaining players filed out.  “How long has he been playing at this tourney?  Haven’t been here in … years,” she admitted.  That was the truth, as complicated as it was.

The Nikto gave Theron a glance.  “Him?  Five, maybe six years?”

Interesting.  Eva had wondered how he’d made arrangements so quickly for this particular drop; normally that took weeks, if not months of prep. 

The Nikto misinterpreted her expression.  “He’s a pro.  None of the lady players have had luck with him.  Granted, they normally approach him during the game, which is suspicious, from our perspective.” 

“But after I’ve already won – that’s a me problem, not a you problem?”

Wordlessly, the Nikto held up his hands and backed away from the situation –whatever that was going to be.

Eva had a pretty good idea.  She sauntered over to the increasingly lonely stage, in black shimmersilk. 

Theron played on, aware, but indifferent to her, even as she sat on the empty edge of the bench, her back to the piano.  “Come here often?” he asked, pretending to care about the answer.

“You do.  Every year for the last six.” 

That made him sit up straight, and Eva saw the vacant, bored expression of the piano player flee away. 

Eva slid down the bench, balancing on the edge so that her back went right up against his.  She knew he wouldn’t answer if she could see him.  “Why?” 

The piano kept playing for a few more lines, right through the bridge to final refrain.   “Might have been hoping … that some lady gambler would show up.  By some miracle.”

“Even with … information otherwise?”

“Especially in despite of that.” 

“And you didn’t think she’d come to you?”

“I thought the game would give us adequate cover, regardless of the circumstances.”

If he hadn’t left SIS, if she had not gotten iced, if she had escaped, if she had been in hiding, if he was loose, if there was no Alliance –

Maybe he was right that he was more likely to find her at a card table than trying to sneak into SIS.  Or the apartment he never willingly spent time in. 

“Besides, music makes things more… intriguing.” 

“Secret,” because he still wanted to surprise her and lure her right here to this bench.

Eva arched her back in way that made the silk rise up to the nape of his neck, just for a split second.  “You know, using your talents for good doesn’t mean you can only use them on the job.  You could… use them to your own benefit.  For your own enjoyment.”

Because Eva knew Theron still didn’t have a favorite song.  He didn’t dance unless asked to –

And then he abruptly shifted to the side, and she almost fell backward onto the keys, only saved by his right arm around her back.  “I’d rather show off the things that are just me, not the guise.”  No more piano player.

Just Theron and the way his eyes burned bright for her.

She grasped at his shoulder, stabilizing herself just long enough to whisper.  “Ok, then, hot shot.  Your place or mine?”

In other news, the intel drop was successful.

~~

@fluffyfebruary

[plounce]

people have been saying "none of these words are in the bible" about any strange or weird block of text online... that phrase is about weird niche internet stuff like... “an nft play-to-earn pitboss e-girl has used an erotic gardevoir chatbot to raise engagement on her substack” or “the tumblr user who made the piss jello just doxxed the tumblr user who pretended to cut off their finger in a voice call (a komaeda kinnie action) for reposting their hazbin hotel fnafsonas fanart that they deleted because it was traced over rcdart drawings”. none of those are real btw but i bet i managed to scare at least one person with em

[hungry-skeleton]

Do u have any trans skylanders headcanons 🎤

Pitboss is transmasc and Mysticat is afab nonbinary :)

[un-father]

Per your poll, might I suggest a few alternatives?

Postmaster general

The IRS

Edgelord

Wizard Supreme

Pitboss

Boss with the Sauce

The Hamburgler

Arch mage

Captain

I can't find the "Alternatives to Daddy" post

But quite close

[cremelli]

WE’RE BACK AND IN ACTION!

I’ve been busy at work with some new character designs and I come to you all with Eugene Mitchell! Known as… “The Pitboss”!

Now, the name itself sounds intimidating, but it’s essentially a man who likes to barbecue, which is perfect for Eugene here. Bring him to any cookout and you will be eating GOOD that night. He’s a certified “bro-character” and will act as if he’s in a frat at his older age compared to many other of the participants.

Another slight update: If you can’t tell my art style became more vibrant and colorful as well as using a lot less outlines and focusing on the shading, not exactly danganronpa esque, so from here on out, the actual “game” is a danganronpa-inspired franchise (Ultimates are just becoming Titles as seen above and will be having a bit of a rewrite in how they function, I’ll explain more if anyone is interested!)

[hurgablurg]

EV's remaining popular is all fine and good, but we still need ways to create batteries for EVs that don't involve sending black kids down illegal deathtrap mudholes to peel flakes of cobalt off the walls for literally less than pennies, or gouging giant holes and robbing a country of it's resources in an imperialist racket at the cost of it's land, people, and sovereignty.

Maybe if we start lynching CEOs and pitbosses.

Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.

[southernsmokebbq]

[winari2]

30kg de Pulled Pork pour tester le Série 4 de chez Pitboss !｜🔥🍖🥩 #barbec...

[seasonedplate]

Pork belly burnt ends, mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach. Beauty in simplicity. #porkbellyburntends #bbq #porkbelly #pork #spinach #grill #lowandslow #smoker #pelletgrill #smoke #pitboss #hardcorecarnivore #seasonedplate @pitbossgrills @hardcorecarnivore (at Nova Scotia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co-4JD-ujI2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ethanleonel]

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