#un-father anwsers

[un-father]

*Using a rosary as a whip*

Tell me, who's your God now?

[un-father]

the clueless about flirting post is genuinely giving autism vibes like. how's the neurodivergence going bestie?

Is going.

[un-father]

Why you so horny today

I'm ovulating

[un-father]

What’s the most “dad” thing you’ve done?

Oof...

Her pics as phone background

Making sure she eats meals on time

Water check consumption

Meds on time

Make sure she gets up in time

Make sure she went to bed on time

Check her friends and to talk to tell her know some of them were not right for her

Reassure her when she felt down

Praise for the good things she did

Encourage her to talk about any topic with me, even the hard ones

Making sure she knew how proud I was of her

Talking about her to anyone who would listen

OG mutuals know who I'm talking about. So they can vouch for most of these things.

[un-father]

Time for your communion my angel

*unzips pants*

[un-father]

how do i get a dad?

Topical meme*

* Results may vary

[un-father]

Why do you people always ask us "use your words" at the worst possible fucking timeeeee omggg I cant form a single fucking thought in my head how am i supposed to use my words fucking hell

That's... that's the whole point.

[un-father]

Loud or soft moans ?

As long as she moans

[un-father]

*Cupping your face*

I would love to desecrate any church with you. Making the altar unholy.

[un-father]

It's funny seeing a 30 something fat loser talk shit online about older men. Just keep cashing those federal welfare checks and developing your false fake ego online with shitty kink. And remember we pay for your fat ass to live each day. You're welcome.

[un-father]

How do you get so much internet pussy?

Because I'm

[un-father]

Genuinely do not understand how you are single this Valentine's

Introverted, won't leave my house unless I need to, can't pick a clue of someone flirting even to save my life.

Take your pick

[un-father]

Youre so horny

And Wendy's sells burgers.

[un-father]

YOUR BLOG WAS RELEASED FROM HORNY JAIL. FATHER, YOU ARE BACK

[un-father]

Do you welcome sexting in your dms

[un-father]

Omg you're so horny

*Looks around*

Yes?