#un-father anwsers

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Show us the cat

Pussy reveal? On main?

Only missing the new addition.

[un-father]

*Using a rosary as a whip*

Tell me, who's your God now?

[un-father]

the clueless about flirting post is genuinely giving autism vibes like. how's the neurodivergence going bestie?

Is going.

[un-father]

Why you so horny today

I'm ovulating

[un-father]

What if the sub enjoys punishments?

Maintenance punishment aren't punishment for the sake of punishment.

They are a way for the sub to regulate their emotions. So they do have a reason to be given.

[un-father]

What’s the most “dad” thing you’ve done?

Oof...

Her pics as phone background

Making sure she eats meals on time

Water check consumption

Meds on time

Make sure she gets up in time

Make sure she went to bed on time

Check her friends and to talk to tell her know some of them were not right for her

Reassure her when she felt down

Praise for the good things she did

Encourage her to talk about any topic with me, even the hard ones

Making sure she knew how proud I was of her

Talking about her to anyone who would listen

OG mutuals know who I'm talking about. So they can vouch for most of these things.

[un-father]

Do you like subs that are shy & giggly?

I would be so weirded out if my sandwich started giggling as I bite on it...

But yes

[un-father]

omg we are mutuals im so happy im a big fan

[un-father]

Your blog might have ruined guys my age for me, they’re never as socially aware or funny or kinky as older guys </3

I age not like fine wine, but like cheese.

[un-father]

putting on The Fellowship for foreplay, Two Towers for the scene, Return of the King as aftercare

[un-father]

So new to kink tumblr I have no idea where to start, any advice for subs highly welcomed 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

There are many pieces of advice, but I will keep them to the most basic ones:

If someone tells you "I can teach you", run

You have a voice and veto power, real Dom's respect their partners opinions

You can negotiate a scene

Do not rush into finding a Dom

Just because D/s relationships are about power imbalance it doesn't mean you have no power in them

No means no and if they try to push you, run away

If they only pay attention when you are being sexual that's not the relationship you want to be in

Get to know and befriend other subs first and foremost

[un-father]

Obedient subs or brats?

[un-father]

Sometimes I forget that this is a horny account because of your funny shitposting haha

Every hour I roll the dice. Sometimes I roll horny several times in a row. Sometimes I roll shitpost.

[un-father]

Suffered your horny posts, can I suffer your hands on me now? Please, please, please? Maybe you should fix what you did to me?

[un-father]

Time for your communion my angel

*unzips pants*

[un-father]

how do i get a dad?

Topical meme*

* Results may vary