hurgablurg
hurgablurg
Rage Wizard's Whiplash-y Blog
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Peridot-Coded Crocodilian - She/Her Pronouns || Pansexual, Freak || Socialist - No Influence or Ability to Forcibly Make Things Better - Fucking Angry about it. //fascists, creeps, antivaxers, theists, transphobes, terfs, sexists, racists, homophobes, tankies, and capitalists can die under my bootheels. Roman Polanski and Kyle Rittenhouse will suffer for their sins, and those that support them will share their sentences.//
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hurgablurg · 5 hours ago
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hurgablurg · 6 hours ago
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hurgablurg · 6 hours ago
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It is crazy how much fascist radicalization flows from maladaptive psychosexual rage, and it's crazy how much maladaptive psychosexual rage flows from misogyny, and it's crazy how much misogyny is actually just transmisogyny with the barrel sawn off.
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hurgablurg · 6 hours ago
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I still cannot grasp how Bionicle never made anything else like the Bohrok. Fans will tell you about the deep worldbuilding and whatnot but personally I can guarantee that nothing else in that entire franchise ever even drew my attention. The bohrok were on a whole other level.
In fact, I feel only the bohrok truly realized the potential of the basic idea - the mysterious and alien concept of "lego lifeforms", the ambiguity of organic and mechanical looking shapes, the potent blend of pop culture references, and the play mechanics. Anything else approaching that quality are fan creations.
Sorry, but from what I have seen the rest of the bionicle concepts mostly do not register to me as anything more than cool lego action men and some dragons and spiders I guess.
And I get it, you need relatable humanoid protagonists as the baseline for your toy universe, that's cool. But only something like the bohrok shows how far you can really push that project.
If they ever make a reboot, imagine they get some out-of-the-blue creative punch in the gut like the bohrok again
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hurgablurg · 6 hours ago
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im crying you can see the tiny hooks on its tentacles
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hurgablurg · 7 hours ago
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3rd annual good friday pizza party (mines the first one)
before the oven to be reborn
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hurgablurg · 7 hours ago
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Guys please talk about Palestinian prisoners’ day. It feels like everyone has gone full mask off and just stopped bringing attention to this entirely - but a lot of detainees you advocated for one year ago are still detained today. Still facing the same conditions of squalor & torture & being indefinitely separated from their loved ones. The stats on Palestinian detainees are still as bad as they’ve ever been. Please talk about it
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hurgablurg · 8 hours ago
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cardinal stats dropped
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hurgablurg · 8 hours ago
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Anyway if nothing else matters then I hope people remember that Pope Francis used his last public address to call for a ceasefire in Gaza and call Israel a terrorist state:
"I continue to receive very serious and painful news from Gaza. Unarmed civilians are subjected to bombings and shootings. It is terrorism."
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hurgablurg · 8 hours ago
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Hey. Don't scroll past this if your past 18.
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hurgablurg · 8 hours ago
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There's now a petition to overturn the UK supreme court's transphobic decision to define women by 'biological sex.' Please sign if you can and help protect trans rights in the UK
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hurgablurg · 8 hours ago
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"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"
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You have blood on your hands
Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.
I'm fucking livid.
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hurgablurg · 2 days ago
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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.
This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.
Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.
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hurgablurg · 2 days ago
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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show
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hurgablurg · 2 days ago
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msg stands for mmmmmmm so good
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hurgablurg · 2 days ago
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i think the next big tumblr meme should be land-before-timeposting. we should all start treating the 1800 LBT sequels like books of the bible and making shitty humanizations and gifsets of dumb jokes and make jenny nicholson's prophecy of pterano being a tumblr sexyman a self-fulfilling one
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hurgablurg · 2 days ago
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