#piss kink havers

[just-golden-shower-thoughts]

I know this is a piss blog but would anyone like some of my blood?

[ddejavvu]

anakin loves messy, sloppy, dirty sex and i stand by this like the wetter the bed afterwards the better. like this man wants to be COATED whether it’s your wetness, slobber, squirt, his cum or whatever he NEEDS to be drenched in it

send me anakin thoughts/requests !!

this post is 18+, minors dni.

i- when you- when i- and i- when you want- and you- i- *collapses*

typa guy to lick the bedsheets !!!!!!

he's really not turned off by any sort of wetness produced during sex whether it's sweat or slick or cum or drool he wants it in his mouth and he wants it in his mouth now 🤷‍♀️

he'll 100% lick the sweat off of your skin no matter where it is, absolutely loves burying his face into your chest and licking along the lower curve of your tits. He’ll lick it out of the dip of your throat, or drag his tongue in a fat, wet stripe up the side of your face if there’s sweat trickling down your temple.

there's usually not excess slick/cum if he's eating you out/giving you head because he will absolutely suck you dry. you couldn't produce any amount that he couldn't swallow, and if you did he'd take it as a challenge and prove you wrong. however, when he cums in or on you, he absolutely loves spreading it around all over you, or licking it off. he particularly loves jacking off over you, cumming on your chest/stomach, then fucking you because then it gets all over him too and it means you both need a shower afterwards which means more sex. he'll jizz on your face and then take the palm of his hand and smear it obscenely over you, or scoop it off with two fingers and jam them into your mouth for you to suck clean. will also just lick his cum off of your face with absolutely no shame or hesitation. it doesn't bother him and the grossness makes it sexy. he's gonna kiss you right after with a mouthful of his own cum and he's gonna jam it down your throat with his tongue.

he loves it when you suck him off and drool all over him. i mean it he wants to be dripping with your slobber, he wants to be able to drag his fingers across his thighs and see your spit shining on his digits. he especially loves it when you kneel while you suck him off and your drool drips right down onto your own lap/thighs and gets you nice and sloppy for him

and i'm not into piss but this seems like a golden opportunity for you piss kink havers and there was no pun intended there but it sure happened anyways

[frostedfaves]

Control

Masterlist

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x fem!reader

Summary: You lose your temper with Wanda after a mission and she decides to correct your behavior.

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, arguing, brief blood mention, dom/sub dynamics (mommy kink havers unite), smut: fingering, oral, edging and overstimulation, also supporting women’s wrongs 😌

A/N: posting for the first time since October is kinda terrifying but I wanted to share this idea. if it flops I was never here

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To say that you were pissed would be an understatement.

You were younger than the other members of the Avengers so you hadn’t been running missions as long, but you’d definitely been at them longer than Wanda, who was the current source of your anger. The others could practically feel the discontentment radiating from you and knew from experience not to pay any extra attention, but it seemed Wanda couldn’t keep your eyes off of you. Unfortunately for her, you quickly figured out how to keep your thoughts locked away, but it didn’t take a mind reader to know you weren’t in an approachable mood.

The door to the jet had barely touched the floor beneath it before you were walking out, declining any medical attention on the way to your room because it wasn’t your blood staining your suit and skin to begin with. Instead you stripped away the dirty clothing and hopped into the warm shower to wash away the physical reminders of what upset you in the first place.

“Are you going to tell me what’s on your mind since you won’t allow me to find out for myself?” 

Wanda was seated at the edge of your bed when you emerged from the bathroom wrapped in a towel, and you couldn’t say that you were surprised. This is how you usually found her when you had a movie night or an outing planned, having given each other permission to enter your designated spaces at any time. You considered not giving her a response despite her confirmation of knowing you were upset but your mouth had other plans.

“I didn’t realize I was allowed to speak for myself,” you responded in a tone seemingly calm to an outsider as you went over to the closet to find fresh loungewear. “Or is that only reserved for special occasions?”

“What does that–”

“You’re not my fucking mother, Wanda!’ you all but screamed at her as you tossed sweatpants on the bed beside her. 

“So this is about the interrogation.”

“No, it’s about the tv show I watched last night,” you rolled your eyes sarcastically. “Of course it’s about that! You were way out of line and you could have cost me intel if I didn’t find that flash drive on his body. Unless I signal to you or directly tell you I need help, I don’t need help! I especially don’t need you running to my fucking rescue every time someone’s a little mean to me.”

“He wasn’t just ‘a little mean’. He was threatening you!” she argues and you let out a laugh void of humor.

“Wanda, what the fuck was he going to do to me tied up with a gun to his head? Please, enlighten me.”

“Don’t be condescending right now.”

“I wouldn’t have to be condescending if you weren’t such a trigger happy pussy during the mission!”

“You know what?” Wanda was in your face within two steps, hand closed tightly around your jaw, forcing you to make eye contact. “I may not be your mother but maybe I should start acting like one. You clearly need better direction.”

“Wanda–”

“Mommy,” she insists while squeezing just a bit tighter, and you release a shaky breath you didn’t know you were holding in.

“Mommy,” you repeat quietly and she grins.

“That’s my good girl.”

The two of you stare at each other for what feels like minutes before she pulls you in closer and goes in for a kiss. Despite your arms being frozen at your sides you melt into it, feeling almost a relief of tension that’d been building for quite some time if you were being completely honest. A shiver traveled down your spine as you felt her free hand carefully unwrapping your towel, and you heard it land in the chair nearby.

In a flurry of movement you were suddenly against the mattress, staring up at Wanda as she climbed over you. One of her hands held your wrists together above your head while the other wandered around your exposed skin. Her kisses left your lips and traveled down the side of your jaw, around your neck and down your hardened nipples, and you couldn’t help the whimper that escaped you as she pulled one into her mouth.

“Don’t have much to say now, do you?” she teased as she switched to the other nipple, chuckling as she licked and gently tugged at it, and all you could do is whimper again breathlessly. “I didn’t think so.”

Your wrists are freed from hers for only a brief moment before you feel a tingling sensation, realizing that she’d instead opted for her powers to hold them together as she travels further down your body. Your heart was beating fast with the anticipation of it all, but you couldn’t help attempting some sort of comeback in the moment.

“Don’t be so – oh my god.”

Your cockiness was short-lived as Wanda suddenly dove tongue first into your pussy, your back arching just a bit as she began circling around your clit. By the time she wrapped her lips around the bundle of nerves you’ve started bucking your hips, and she’s quick to grab onto your hips and hold you into place. To your surprise, she kept going without interruption until she made you cum, and you couldn’t help the noises that came when she continued tasting you, suddenly inserting two fingers as well.

“Please don’t stop, I’m gonna–”

“Look at me.”

You let out a loud whine in protest when she pulled her head up and slowed down the motion of her fingers drastically.

“I want you to repeat after me or that last orgasm is the only one you’ll ever get out of me. Nod if you understand,” she commanded and you nod. “Good girl. Tell me that you are going to listen when Mommy tells you to do something because she knows best for you.”

“M-mommy,” you stuttered out a moan when her fingers plunged deeper for a moment.

“Say it or I’ll stop.”

“I-I’m going to listen when Mommy tells me to do something because she knows what’s best for me.” 

“I’m going to tell Mommy when something upsets me instead of acting like a brat,” Wanda continued, brushing your clit with her thumb for a moment and grinning when you stuttered through your repetition. “Now remind me who you belong to again, love?”

She inserted a third finger and quickened her pace suddenly, and you almost forget your instructions until she delivered a quick slap to your hardened nipple.

“I’m yours, Mommy. All yours,” you assure her breathlessly, feeling relief when she praised you again and begging her not to stop.

“I’ve got you baby, don’t worry.”

She caressed the stinging nipple with her thumb as she dove back in with her tongue, teasing your clit again until she couldn’t hold back and started fully sucking on it again. She took pleasure in the sounds you made, so much so that she kept making you cum over and over until you finally started protesting and trying to escape her hand and mouth despite how good it all felt. Even then she made sure to get one more orgasm out of you, slowly pulling away with the biggest grin you’ve ever seen.

“Open up, my gorgeous girl.”

The fingers that were inside you passed your lips and you cleaned them for her hungrily, feeling something stir inside you again when you saw her lick her lips. Wanda noticed you watching and slowly removed her fingers, replacing them with her own lips and tongue.

“Such a good girl for me,” Wanda praised while climbing backwards off the bed, and you watched her slowly remove her own loungewear, your eyes heavily focused on her own hardened nipples and she chuckled when she noticed.

“Maybe you could taste two things for me tonight.”

[mossytrashcan]

and I’m not even like “oh 0 harm can ever be done in writing spaces ever” because yeah, people use writing all of the time to be discreet pieces of fucking shit (re: sjm fandom) but if this is the FIRST and ONLY time you’ve EVER TALKED ABOUT PALESTINE OR THE DSMP SITUATION then MAYBE YOU ONLY WANT TO BULLY PEOPLE WITH KINKS

“wow isn’t it fucked up that a bunch of white governments took advantage of the holocaust to do a genocide for resources… and isn’t it even more fucked up that pro palestine people HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES?????”

[vampire-piss69]

Kink IS queer

Kink IS part of sexuality

Kink is something to be celebrated!!

When I was growing up and discovering my sexuality as a teen in a religious home I felt ashamed for my sexual habits and felt like a horrible person for being onto l pee and masturbating about it. I was never able to completely enjoy myself because I felt guilty and ashamed of sexual behavior. When I became part of the queer community I discovered kink positivity and piss kink spaces. It took some time to stop feeling ashamed and scared of judgement but eventually I learned to be more accepting of my sexuality as a kinky asexual. Kink is part of my sexual identity. I usually feel sexual arousal and pleasure from piss kink. It's part of who I am. Kink is a sexuality and piss kink havers deserve to show pride for that. Having pride in my kink was a healing experience for me and my shame is completely gone now because of it.

[freeuselandonorris]

ahhh i was thinking what if they fuck piss into the other. does that even make sense lol. they would come and piss into the other’s hole at the same time. obviously it would need to be rule 63 to actually make it work. and the other person would be forced to put their clothes back on while they’re full of come and piss.

yesssss yes yes yes this is another one you will find plenty of in my pornhub history lmao.

so, there’s actually a few ways this could work. if we’re doing people with dicks, ass-pissing/piss enemas are verrrrry much a thing and actually p common in gay kink scenes — you can buy hollow butt plugs to make this easier or even a piss-to-ass plug! oh if i only had a dick. ofc you can always rawdog it and just…stick it in and piss.

there’s also the fun territory here of piss orgasms which is where someone with amab anatomy gets fucked so hard it stimulates the bladder and makes them piss. pick any fun combination of the above!! personally i would looove to write a landoscar scene combining ass-pissing and piss orgasm (lando bottoming) at some point.

r63-wise, it’s actually surprisingly hard to piss while there’s something in your cunt bc you have to like, bear down to make it happen which kinda wants to push the dick-or-whatever out too, so this works better if you’re like, being actively fucked so the pissing happens on the…out-stroke? out-thrust? jesus this is all getting very logistical but go look at some porn if you can’t tell what i mean lmao. and obv i can’t speak for dick-havers as to whether it’s possible to piss and come simultaneously (if anyone reading can enlighten me, please do 👀) but definitely you can do it while fucking (albeit fairly slow/controlled thrusts) and then the force of the thrusts will like, push the piss out. again: fun!

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

I would let choptop piss on me

Coming out as a piss kink haver btw🏳️‍🌈

🫀

[mychlapci]

cant believe i had to see a post about people shaming piss kink havers today "op is literally a piss kink blog i fucking hate this" brother at this point if you cant handle that i think you should just kill yourself

[wandasaura]

Seeing wanda with a piss kink might kill me

xxx a piss kink haver

i hope it meets your expectations bc i genuinely do not remember writing it at all

[yallemagne]

I watched a review of a Colleen Hoover novel a while back (the only way I would ever be able to consume her work) and this video's preamble in particular really... awoke me.

The video was by SAVY WRITES BOOKS and the review was of Ugly Love. The one where the baby has huge balls and dies in a car crash. Yeah.

Something Savy said was that the book was falsely advertised as a romance when actually it was a work of erotica. It blew my fucking mind. All the stars aligned. I realized then that some of the writing I hate most? It's just a fucking genre! EROTICA!

Lol I talk about sex so much in this I figured it earned the mature filter. No one's gonna read this anyway, this is functionally a diary entry.

I've made it clear before that I hate the trope in fiction where someone drops everything in their life to be with a literal shitstain of a man just because his stinky penis is large... AND THAT'S JUST EROTICA!! The reason why I'm so mad at that trope? It's because they always advertise it as Romance or Thriller, and it's just PORN.

Romance takes place in a realm that is adjacent to reality. When someone is abusive in a romance, there is a reasonable assumption that it will be condemned and a more healthy example will be raised. Emotional abuse? Physical assault? They are not displayed as attractive tendencies in a romance.

Erotica runs by porno rules. No matter what the author has to do, someone's gotta get a penis in them by the end of the page. The author is obviously writing with one hand in their pants no matter how horrific the events they are writing are because that's the point! It's their kink! And so long as the writing is advertised to the right audience? It will be the audience's kink as well!

In erotica, rationality is simply not required. You don't need build up, or... really anything. It's porn. It's smut. If you're writing a dubious scene or what have you, you don't need any preamble, you just jump in because the point is not to enlighten, it's to entice. I hate fiction that includes rape scenes that are written to be tantalizing. But holy shit. It's not that that person has a hard-on for rape (though it could be, rapists exist and are capable of creating art as well), it's that that author has a consensual nonconsent kink and just skipped the negotiation straight to the sex.

And y'all are gonna scoff at me and call me a dumbass... but I'm asexual. This is a bit confusing to me. I'm a complete outsider when it comes to sex. But when I think about it and try to put myself in the mind of a sex-haver, I imagine sex to be the most enjoyable when there is like... tangible intimacy between the two (or more) parties. Like I can enjoy a piece of fiction where people simply fuck dirty, and I have written smut like that, but... when it gets to the point that everything in the main character's life is being sacrificed for a penis... as a person who, in real life, finds penis to be laughable at best and repulsive at worst (if any penis havers take this personally omgggg it's not you it's genitalia in general), I just... cannot abide... But it simply is not for me. That's magical.

Man, it just pisses me off, dude. That people are marking their erotica as romance. Romance is already a niche genre. It's looked down upon by men, women, and enbys alike for being most popular with women. And then romance readers aren't able to enjoy their romance because a bunch of weird erotica (neutral) has infiltrated the genre and is all anyone wants to talk about. And I imagine some erotica readers are like "hey... where the fuck are my books at???" But erotica is obviously more niche than romance because of how appalling it can get, so publishers are just like "porn is shameful, market it as a romance so we can get a movie adaptation" and I find that shitty.

[twinkleomorashi]

will always be infinitely funny that you, a piss kink haver, has so much piss stuff happening around them - like this stuff just does not happen 90% of the time 😭

I’ve been told I just have “piss energy”. Whatever that means.

[hotchs-big-hands]

okay girlie hand kink hotch

you were a little late so when you got to the round table room you scooted past aaron with a quickly muttered 'sorry im late' and as you pass aarons chair you put your hands on his shoulders to scoot by and the tips of his ears go red and he clears his throat before saying "its no problem. someone can catch you up on the way to the air field" and looking back at the gruesome crime scene photos, which quickly put the delicious burning sensation on aarons shoulders out of his mind.

walking around together outside the crime scene tape to determine wether the attack was contained to the scene or if it was spread out over a larger area and when you use your hand to tap on his chest and point out what looks like a smear of dried blood on a seemingly abandoned car and he cant help himself but to ask "did you get your bails done yesterday? they look good" and now youre BOTH blushing.

aaron being flustered because while you were calming down and interviewing a traumatized child you slowly start to braid her hair to lull her into a sense of safety and he watches your fingers so intently as they flex and twist the strands of her hair together. he wants to shoot himself for getting so bothered over such an innocent moment.

hes laying on his bed in hotel room. its late and hes so fucking pent up from spending all god damn day getting riled up over you and your fucking hands. he needs a release and he needs it soon. so here he is, pajama pants pushed down, his sick sticking out of the slit in his boxers, and his left hand firmly gripping his heavy cock and stroking it. his mind is flooded with the vision of your hands. if you have soft dainty little hands hes thinking about how good theyll feel on his cock, stroking him to completion and rubbing against his skin. if you have larger rougher hands hes imaging how it would feel to have them gripping in his hair and scratching down his back.

hes so close, biting his shirt as to bot make noise, hips thrusting up off the bed to match to pace his hand is stroking. his eyes are rolling back and the pressure is building and building and- theres someone knocking on his door. he freezes for a moment before stroking again, whoever it is can wait til morning. hes sleeping. but then they knock again, louder. horny, tired and now pissed off, he shoves himself in his pants as quick as he can and marches to the door, bitterness welling up inside him as the subtle pain of blue balls creeps up (???im not a penis haver idk if thats accurate lmfao where is criminalskies when you need them) until he opens the door and realizes its you.

and for some reason, you look about as pent up and wrecked as he feels. he doesnt really remember exactly how it happened. one moment hes standing at the door asking if youre alright and the next hes sittingg on the edge of the bed, leaned back on one elbow with his other hand tangled in the sheets. head tipped back, eyes shut and mouth open spilling out soft sighs and little whimpers. both of your hands are wrapped around his cock, slowly slowly moving up anna down, twisting your wrists and leaning down and give kittenish locks to his tip. now it might be the fastest aaron's ever cum since high school, but good fucking damn was it worth it.

hes just hoping he still has a job when you guys get back to quantico. and the chance to get your hands on him again.

unedited idgaf its late and horny hour we ride like men with our typos and convoluted ramblings.

A W O O G A AAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS IM 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 WOW YEAH SKSKFJRJFJWJDJAJSJ

G o d him looking at his cum dripping from your fingers would absolutely wreck his brain I'm so fucking sure of it. He's never been so turned on in a while.

[cowpokeomens]

If I started an emotional support group for almost-piss-kink-havers who would want to join? PKGC (piss kink group chat)

[unicornfan]

lol I wonder if everyone choosing piss is a janitor because same. I deal with piss every day but blood less so.

janitors healthcare workers and piss kink havers all joined in hands standing in solidarity

[xsezzie]

My Honkai team for the ask thingy: Luocha, Ratio, Aventurine (NOT YET BUT HE WILL BE), and Blade

As you can see I like ✨️men✨️

MEN!!!! 😌 and everyone will be an Aventurine haver of course 🥹❤️

who’s the most ticklish character

*ahem* Aventurine

who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t

Luocha, I feel like he’s too sus to be ticklish

who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles

Okay… Aven BUT he will also turn around and try to convince everyone to go after Ratio

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others

Tie between Luocha and Ratio. Luocha is sneaky and sus, and Ratio is a smart bean

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about

Ratio, and only Aven knows his spots. His lower ribs are really sensitive to soft and rapid pokes 👀

who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars

Blade 💀

which character has a kink for tickling

I can see Luocha being someone besides the obvious Aven

which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them

Blade, because a certain someone just “had to test his theory”

which two characters have tickle fights all the time

Aventurine is always poking and pissing if Ratio, so he will gently tackle him and tickle him, but Aven isn’t a weakling and can easily turn the tables ☺️

[milos-boytoy]

in honor of 150 days since Morgan's first audio here's 15 headcanons for him <3

this man cannot play rhythm games. he's awful at them and they piss him off So Bad

has a lot more piercings than he wears jewelry for, he really only wears like. earrings for the first two (out of five) holes but he has a few eyebrow piercings and a long healed-over tongue piercing too

morgan and his listener both Hate grocery shopping, they put it off until the last possible minute and then they're annoyed when they end up with a full cart

seer obscura morgan kyne writes love letters. his handwriting is unmatched, and he puts lil flowers (that he pressed himself !!! mind you!!!) in the envelope. do not argue with me

his allergies get So Bad during the spring he's damn near bedridden every march

mother mother enjoyer

collected comic books in his teen years and still has them in boxes in his garage

HIS GARAGE IS A DISASTER LMAO he hasn't gone through the shit in there since 2012 and until someone drags him about it he will continue to Not Do That

btw he doesn't park his car in the garage. even when it rains. everything is in there except his car because he's a menace to society

gives ppl thumbs down on the road instead of flipping them off

he doesn't use emojis but he thinks it's cute when other people do

he's so calm and well-adjusted because he had an Incredibly Active childhood, like jumping out of trees rolling down hills eating bugs kinda childhood

his love languages are quality time and words of affirmation

will yell at you about not eating healthy or taking care of yourself but he's full of shit !!! this man hasn't had a fruit in months !!! there is starbucks pumpkin spice frappucino in that hydroflask do not let him fool you his ass is not taking care of himself either !!!!

praise kink haver. I will not elaborate