#kink ratings

[nixiecat]

Kink rating: breeding

For no particular reason

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

god I need a girl to knock me up full of pups already......... ideally by force but I'll take what I can get I just need some meaner, more dominant girl's hot cum filling me up and making sure that I'll definitely be carrying her babies soon enough ..

[animeomegas]

Itachi

Outdoor sex 👀

Canon Itachi spends a lot of time outdoors, mainly travelling between various countries and villages for his work with the Akatsuki.

But outdoor sex is not something that would ever enter his head as something anyone could even do.

He is surprisingly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, naïve when it comes to sex, so it's up to you to bring the idea up to him.

He likes it more than he thought he would. Probably a 4/10.

Afterwards he feels so weird, so young, like he's been caught with his hand in the biscuit jar. His cheeks stay red for an hour.

I think it's good for him to get up to some normal teenage shenanigans, even if his actual life is so far away from normal.

You were far enough from civilisation that you and Itachi had deemed a fire safe enough to keep going all night. You were glad; it was much colder here than you were used to.

You and Itachi were sat side by side on the ground, sheltered in part by a large tree. You watched him for a moment as the firelight danced across his stoic features. The lines in his face were deeper than ever. It worried you sometimes, how much your lives were destroying your both. You were in too far now to pull out, but... you had been trying to find more moments of joy to help balance things out.

Itachi was resistant to your plan with his almost monk-ish way of avoiding all of life's simple pleasures as 'unnecessary'. You were still working on getting him to enjoy himself sometimes.

You eyed the dark forest and an idea spawned into your head.

"It's cold."

"It is," Itachi said in agreement. He looked towards you for the first time in over an hour. Long silences were the third party of your relationship at this point.

"I know a way we could both keep warm..." You didn't wait for his response before you shuffled closer and pressed your cold lips to the warm flesh of his neck. He jumped and you opened your lips to make it clear that you didn't mean it to be a chaste peck.

You pulled back and were immediately greeted with a wide-eyed Itachi. He looked a little like an exceptionally baffled owl.

"Come on, 'tachi, there's no one for miles." You pressed a kiss to his lips. He did not reciprocate, so you pulled back again. He was still staring at you.

His mouth worked like he was trying to speak but it was a few more seconds until the words came out. "We're... outside?"

You giggled at his voice. He sounded so confused and like he wanted to check you for brain damage. "You can have sex outside, 'tachi."

His whole face went pink and he broke eye contact. "That's..."

"Here, what about a blowjob then?" You reached to undo his cloak. His eyes darted nervously left and right, but he didn't protest. You watched him for any sign of genuine protest, but it seemed like he was just struggling to understand that people could have sex in the woods. For a professional murderer, he had the strangest hang ups. "It will feel good, I promise."

...

After you finished sucking his soul out from in between his legs, Itachi spent the rest of the evening with his face tucked into your shoulder, shifting like a guilty teenager. It was a surprisingly cute version of your partner that you rarely got to see.

"Did it feel good?" you whispered into his hair. "Did you like trying something outside?"

Itachi didn't respond at first, but soon you felt him nod against your shoulder. "It's... I didn't know that... It was... good."

You noticed the next morning that he'd slept much better than he normally did while on mission.

[bittsandpieces]

Kink rating: somno

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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

IF I WASN'T A LIGHT SLEEPER I SWEAR TO GOD

[miasmaghoul]

alright alright for the kink rating thing:

piss + piercings. not one or the other. being freaky about both of them at once.

likeeee idk... playing with dick piercing while doing something piss-related? tugging on nip piercings and making someone hard while they're trying to piss? fiddling with dick piercing while they try desperately to not piss themselves (ofc they do in the end)? giving a dick-haver head and making sure to play with said dick piercing while giving head and then oh no dick-haver has pissed everywhere (they're both very horny about it)?

i could go on and on about dick piercing + piss because those are my two biggest kinks probably

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Yes, yep, uh huh, 1000% yes.

Imagine, if you will, Aeon who REALLY has to piss - Rain knows this, he helped make it that way - but instead of letting him go to the bathroom Rain has him standing in front of a mirror. Stupid hard, all flushed and shivery. Telling Rain that he really has to go, to please let him, but Rain's too busy admiring the barbells through his nipples, plucking and twirling them. Playing with every rung of his Jacob's ladder and shushing Aeon when he tries to squirm away. Getting on his knees and licking so very purposefully over every last one. Smiling all sweet when he gives Aeon a long, slow stroke and asks what he thinks will come out fitst before taking him into his throat and Aeon just cannot deal with the way Rain's tongue and fingers both work his piercings. Whatever happens, there's gonna be a mess.

Or something.

[fillmewithcum]

For the kink game, incest roleplay

oof I know this ick's people but it should be p obvious that I'm actually very very into this, 9/10

I think it hits my "forbidden" sex and power dynamic kinks really well, and often has a d/s element too? and like...let's be so real a lot of the step brother/step sister trend is basically just soft cnc. and also cheating and cuckholding kink a little maybe

the missing point is because I've had people squick me out on this before. I think I'm mostly into the elements I talked about above rather than like...it being inherently hot to fuck your sister or something. like the hotness comes from all the kink involved for me. if you're role-playing that you're fucking me and I'm your sister and actually it's totally fine and legal and normal and everyone knows and there's no secret then like...its not hot anymore for me!

[the--marsening]

Rate the kink, vore?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess| Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

but it gotta be soft. i can't do hard vore and like digestion. just taking a nap in a belly? fuck yeah

[eaglesex]

watersports for the kink ask game?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

It's funny this is the second time today I am being asked about watersports. But yes, I like writing it (the one time I wrote it lmao) and I am thinking about writing more woe.peegone fics because after last episode, clearly we are never letting the difficult piss meme go

[submissivefeminist]

Your Dom makes up fake currency and hands it out to people of his choosing at a kink club play party. For each token you bring him, you are rewarded with a trigger-induced orgasm on the spot. How you get the tokens from the people who have them is to be negotiated between you and the bearer.

(for the rating game)

8/10, I think it's a very fun scene idea. My Dom is a bit too possessive to be into this type of play but strictly in theory, I like the idea a lot.

Send me a kink or scene idea and I'll rate it from 0-10 💕

[nixiecat]

kink rating: kidnapping?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

yeahhhh that's. that's a really hot one. ......gulp.

[bittsandpieces]

What about intox + somno? Since you are a light sleeper, your partner gives you something to sleep so they can take you while unconscious.

[Remembeing that inxto post about your dom putting something in your drink and telling you to drink it]

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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

babe. come on. you know I want someone i trust to get me fucked up enough that they can do whatever they want to me. that's like, the goal

[miasmaghoul]

For the kinks…

Sensory Deprivation

Knives

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I really need to get back to that fic where Aether shows Aeon exactly what their magic can do, where he takes away his senses away one by one so he has no idea what (ot who) is coming next...yeah, he deserves that lesson.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Knives are not a thing for me personally, aside from admiring them for aesthetic reasons, but knife play wouldn't be an interest.

However, you tell me Swiss has a knife to Dew's through while he jerks him off and demands that he cum right fucking now as the cold blade bites at his skin? Yeah no I'm on board with that 👍

[fillmewithcum]

Kink rating: dildo gags

Thing i learned about recently. A ball-gag with a dildo end that goes in your mouth.

8/10 PURELY bc im a noisy bitch

the actual dildo gags themselves are 10/10 hot. choking on a fat cock and its not even REAL its just their to fill up my slutty little mouth....ahhhh good. I would drool a lot and probably cry.

[fallenfawnn]

Weaponizing your trauma to humiliate and then abuse you

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

lalala ya i mean ya this kink isn’t goin away either

[heysoulsistahh]

Kink: HANDHOLDING

Fuck yes! 🥰

[colourofthekites]

Puppy play

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

the masks are nice and there is that dom/sub element but not for me

[extra-stout-stories]

Magic weight gain?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

I have nothing against it as a trope, but it's not really my thing. Pretty much all of my fantasies involve realistic gains motivated by gluttony.