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the timer goes off: you poke your head back into the bedroom to check on them and find them curled up in a lump in the middle of the mattress. you hurry over. “Oh, oh. What is it? Shh now honey,” You say, drawing their head into your lap. Obediently they try to stretch out their body for you, show it off, but they can’t stop their legs from knotting together and squirming. The bulge of their bladder is taut, swollen; underneath their cock juts out angrily. “I leaked,” they confess, as you brush away their tears. And sure enough, as you look, there’s a tell-tale dark spot on the sheets. “Please, oh I can’t hold it, please can I go now, please–” “I don’t think so, sweetheart,” you say. “It’s another hour, you know that. I’ll stay with you though, how’s that?” You wouldn’t miss this for the world.

Even as you watch their cock twitches and lets out another spurt. They moan. “Please!” “No. Be good and hold it. Here, I’ll help.” You lean over them to drum your fingertips on their bladder as they begin to cry anew.

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so I'm reading a book about space lesbians and at one point the narrator is talking about going on a long trip in a space suit and is offered a diaper by her mentor because you can't take the suit off. obviously. and at the end of the chapter it talks about her sorely regretting refusing it when some transport is cancelled and I . just

canonically her being too shy to accept some "just in case" protection from her mentor then severely misjudging it. the humiliation of having to admit you needed it, or visibly struggling in front of her

squirming in a space suit and knowing that you CAN'T piss yourself because what if it fucks with the suit?? what if they're expensive/hard to replace??? the embarrassment of it if you can't get the suit off in time, the possibilities are endless

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Do y’all ever not realize you’ve been ignoring the need at first? Like today I was just out doing errands and I found my self bouncing and crossing my legs at the store and I didn’t even realize I was holding.

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thinking about a long line of desperate men waiting outside a bathroom and the guy in front wets his pants and it sets off a domino effect

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Damn bathroom doors 😉

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Nothing to see here, just walking around a bit :)

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computer show me my faves stiffening completely as they start to wet themselves. show me the panic and humiliation in their eyes when they feel a leak slip out. puter show me my faves with their hands jammed between their thighs. show me my faves whimpering out of desperation. show me my faves rushing to the nearest bathroom as soon as they're out of the social situation they got stuck in. computer show me my faves squirming. show me my faves holding until they start shaking and crying as an accident leaks down their pants. computer. computer can you hear me.

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TYSM!!! AHHHHH!! I LOVE IT

If requests are open can you draw Morning Frost from Legends of Avantris desperate to pee please?

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Couldn't find any omo of this guy so had to draw it myself

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I'll see how well this does with my POTS sometime soon

version 1 of the disability friendly omo game is here! :3

more info below the cut :3

im not super happy with this version tbh, but it'll do for a first draft. I need to improve the formatting in the next version to make it easier to read, and it needs a greater variety of challenges.

I based it on what I can manage with my own disability (chronic fatigue syndrome) so it is not completely friendly to people who cannot move their legs or change positions at all, but I think most other people should be able to manage.

I'd like to make it longer with smaller amounts of water too, maybe add some bits that send you back in the board as well as the shortcuts? I'm not settled on that yet.

I decided on mouthfuls vs measures of water because I just find it easier. it's less precise for sure but it's one less thing to have to manage when you're trying to enjoy yourself :3

I've also not been able to test it yet so I've got no idea how difficult it is! let me know how hard you find it if you try it :3

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Fantasy Omovember List

As someone who writes almost exclusively in a fantasy setting, I find a lot of Omovember prompts just don't work for me. I've made this list for my fellow fantasy enjoyers. Please use these prompts when / however you would like. Credit is appreciated, not mandatory :]

1- Didn't go before the quest

2- Not used to peeing outdoors

3- Ambushed / captured

4- Wetting their armour

5- Chamber pots

6- Exploring a town

7- Bed wetting and inns

8- Desperate in dungeon

9- On a horse / mount

10- Language barrier / unfamiliar culture

11- Cursed

12- Injured and incapacitated

13- Standing guard

14- Drunk at a tavern

15- Wetting as strategy

16- Difficult terrain

17- Stuck in a carriage

18- During an important plot point

19- Magical experiments

20- Non-human's first piss

21- Fight, flight or freeze

22- Picked the wrong place to pee

23- Stealth section

24- At a banquet / fancy event

25- Different races, different habits

26- Campfire stories

27- Diuretic potion

28- The whole party needs to go

29- Boss battle

30- Happy ending / bad ending

Alternatives:

1- Helping their companion pee

2- The villian's corruption

3- In the dark

4- Medieval diaper

5- Party holding competition

6- A horrible outhouse

7- New / temporary party member

8- Spell casting side effect

9- Don't drink that!

10- Piss prophecy

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some unusual, specifc places for people to piss when they're desperate

inside a chest freezer, maybe even sitting on the edge like it's a toilet

a pile of books

a newspaper that they bought to read - but they get so desperate while reading that they resort to pissing all over it while its still in their hands

instead of wetting themselves out of fright in a haunted house, they stop and piss in a corner (the cameras see it all of course)

similarly, off the edge of one of those old mill dark rides they have at amusement parks, nobody will notice right?

slowwwwly pissing their pants one spurt at a time at a concert because they don't want to leave and miss a song

directly into the basement floor drain (or as direct as they can manage)

a potted plant at the office, up to you if it turns out to be fake or not (bonus for a wet spot on office clothing)

directly off the edge of the bed because they literally couldn't wait a second longer but just barely managed to scoot off the bed in time

pissing their pants while they're pumping gas and hoping nobody else notices

in the corner of a fitting room

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Piss Paladin (Wade Wilson x FtM!Reader)

Pairing: Wade Wilson/Deadpool x FtM Reader For the pride prompt: FtM reader learning to pee standing up, failing miserably, getting anxious and then getting help from their lovely AMAB partner Rating: Mature  Words: 1321 POV: Second Summary: Wade got you an STP and you can now finally pee while standing up. Easier said than doen tho. Notes: Happy Pride! See all works for pride 2022 here. Reader has not undergone bottom surgery, but everything else from HRT to top surgery is up to you. Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort sort of, domestic fluff, established relationship, we all know Wade is a horndog oh and he also breaks the 4th wall

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man ive been thinking about drive through omo. like the person thinks it's going to be quick so they go through the drive through even though they already have to pee. it's not looking good when it takes them a while to get to the speaker, not to mention getting up to the window to pay or get their food. they're pretty much trapped because they can't leave the drive through in their car, and if they get out of the car there's a chance the line might move. it's soooo tempting to get out and piss in the bushes next to the building but the people in the other cars would definitely see. when they finally get to the window to pay they're constantly leaking in their pants and have to keep a straight face while they hand the money over, and by the time they get their food they're just full force pissing themself while the employee hands their drink over. maybe they still have to go some when they finally leave the drive through but what are they gonna do, go into the restaurant to piss with soaked pants?

(bonus if they try to use the napkins in the bag to clean up, but it's fast food napkins so it doesn't really help. or maybe they forgot the napkins altogether...)

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Heh... your pants look awfully pissable, darling... would be a shame if somebody peed them (devilish smirk)

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I love having you in my lap like this, getting to wrap my arms around your waist while we watc a movie. It's so nice being able to nuzzle against your neck and kiss it occasionally. Are you comfortable? Really? You're sure? Because you keep moving around.

Ohhh, of course. I'm sorry baby, I didn't even notice how much water you'd been drinking. It's not surprising you have to pee. Think you can make it until the end of the movie for me? It's only another hour or so. Good, I'm glad you said that. I'm enjoying having you in my lap so much.

You're squirming so much now, darling. You want me to put my hand down there and help you hold it? There you go, I'm gonna keep my hand there as long as you need me to. When was the last time you went? Oh, wow, no wonder you're struggling. You're doing so well at holding it, even if you're bouncing in my lap and whimpering.

I know, baby, but you told me you could hold it for the rest of the movie and I believe you. It's only another 30 minutes now, surely you can wait that long. What? Why do you need me to press harder? Oh, poor baby, of course. Just let me squeeze you down there to help you hold your bladder. With my other hand on your stomach I can feel how full you are, let me rub your tummy a little to help you relax.

Mmm, did you just leak a little? Yes you did, I can feel it. It's okay, you don't have to hide it, you're still doing so well. Just try to hold the rest for me, okay? 15 minutes now and then you can use the bathroom, finally relax your tired, aching muscles and let go of that flood of pee you're holding. Oh, baby, you're leaking again. Is it too much for you? That was a big one, are you about to lose control and flood my lap? Mm, you're dribbling every time I stop squeezing your crotch.

Oh darling, I think you're having an accident. Shh, it's okay, just let it out. You did so, so well holding for so long. Just relax and let go in my lap. No, I don't mind you getting me wet, you couldn't help it. Wow, I can't believe you're still peeing. You really had to go didn't you? You're making such a mess, and you look so cute helplessly wetting yourself like this. Come on, let's get you cleaned up.