dumbhornymotherfuvk
All alone on a saturday night handsome?
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Painfully single Horny mf who sometimes cannot keep the dirty thoughts in. (18+)
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dumbhornymotherfuvk · 3 days ago
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save a turkey, there's a weird girl with unmentionable kinks begging to be stuffed instead.
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dumbhornymotherfuvk · 6 days ago
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so something to know about me is i'm not really into petplay. but i am into degradation and one of the best ways to show how someone is beneath u is to compare them to an animal.
kitten? love it. i'm a precious little princess.
puppy? love it. endearing and a bit diminutive.
dog? love it. harsh and loving.
mutt? love it. so fucking condescending.
pulling on my leash/collar? might as well step on me.
so yeah, i have convergent evolution with petplay.
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dumbhornymotherfuvk · 6 days ago
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Goddamn, it's angled in a way that's pressing on my bladder so every time i drink i feel like i desperately have to piss like 5 mins later
just tried something in public for the first time! did a 4 hour midterm with a toy in (:
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dumbhornymotherfuvk · 6 days ago
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just tried something in public for the first time! did a 4 hour midterm with a toy in (:
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