I love you Pirates of the Caribbean I love you Will Turner I love you Elizabeth Swann I love you Jack Sparrow I love you Hector Barbossa I love you James Norrington I love you Pintel and Ragetti I love you Davy Jones I love you Calypso I love you Bootstrap Bill I love you Joshamee Gibbs I love you stolen cursed pirate gold I love you dilapidated ships with ragged sails I love you desperation to find the one you love most I love you deep dark sea I love you monkey
It's always first Disney gay this, first lesbian Disney kiss that, I want what those two cursed skeleton guys from the old Pirates of the Caribbean movies had.
listen I grew up in a town with no cinema theaters or video rentals and all the movies I watched up until like 13 were whatever aired on our small soviet tv interrupted with ads every 20 minutes. But when I watched Hector Barbossa come down those stairs and eat an apple at the finale of Dead Man’s Chest I got up from my seat (floor) and bounced around the room like an idiot, and I never longed for an experience of being in a crowd of people watching a movie quite like that again
In my writing I want to achieve one goal and one goal only: for the amount of polyamorous, gay gay and overall queer vibe to match whatever is going on in the pirates of the Caribbean film series
fulfilling my dream of running off to sea by watching the little mermaid (2023), all the pirates of the caribbean films, and the sea beast over and over again, or listening to my bardic sailor playlist on repeat when i’m not home
Thought I had a great new idea for a book only to figure out it's basically just a James Norrington fanfic. Then again who doesn't love Commodore Norrington? I haven't written fanfiction in ages but if anyone's interested I might just go ahead 👀