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This is a very common outfit for boyfriends
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Flux Gourmet.
Fuck that movie.
What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.
For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.
Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?
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I work in a bed factory and the big "Super King Mattress have to be stored on their side so they don't collapse in on themselves under their own weight.
Sometimes in the morning when we get in and start up all the machines there will just be some little frogs having a nap on the mattresses.
They are gently shooed outside into the garden.
#the mattresses are double bagged btw#there are no frogs sleeping bare frussy out on your beds while they're being made dw.
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I dont wanna get rickrolled in Geonosian 😭
star wars should start adding real songs into their projects but in the way the sims did it where they would rerecord popular songs in simlish. you play another instalment of star wars jedi and when cal kestis walks into a bar you can hear hit britney spears song baby one more time on the radio. except its sung in twi'leki
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Pearl Jam playing Yellow Ledbetter live for the first time
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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I took some screenshots to emphasise the point but-
Gay prancing
Then the original "Live Slug Reaction"
My favourite moment in cinema history is when Peter O'Toole gets his new clothes in Lawrence of Arabia and starts prancing around all fruity and queer in the desert with his robes and new cape and then it cuts to Auda Abu Tayi frowning at him.
#te lawrence#lawrence of arabia#arab revolt#david lean#omar sharif#auda abu tayi#anthony quinn#alec guinness
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For all our rivalry, almost every Australian will concede New Zealand got the upper hand the day their Prime Minister responded to news of New Zealanders migrating to Australia with the quip "good, it will raise the average IQ of both countries"
#New Zealand is a neat place to live#but also unaffordable#i moved to Brisbane to save for a house back home#if i have kids ill want to raise them there#but now that i think about it#i dont really want to expose them to some of the shittier parts of NZ culture#like the concept of “tall poppy syndrome”#and how the entire country is basically one small town full of gossipy old people who get in everyones business#NZ i love you but i dont regret leaving#I'll be back someday
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omg. apparently you can lose followers on tumblr for saying people with light hair and blue eyes can be "just as beautiful as normal people" that's literally positive i literally am trying to normalize it i said they can be beautiful??
#we arent normal though#ugly as hell combo#this is coming from someone who had platinum blonde hair till they were five#and im literally that miley cyrus meme:#“absolutely nobody:”#“people with blue eyes:”#👀👀👀👀👀
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Tell me what your most hated band is i have to know
#violent femmes#mostly because Blister in the Sun is the melodic equivalent of instant miagraine potion for me
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Howdy partners, let's push this here boulder.
good morning kings let’s push this boulder
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@kittybroker
just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm
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I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
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pasifika inspired círdan with moko kanohi (tattoos), pounamu koru pendant and jewelry, bone heru comb, and waka and hoe waka (a canoe and paddle). second image is a better view of his moko!
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*Arya scrubbing the floor in Harrenhall*: 🎶 🎵 "It's a Hard knock life" 🎶 🎵
if asoiaf gets to be animated once, i wish is done as a musical
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