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Spray Insects with Insect Repellent so that they never find love.

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His ass did not sign an nda

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This just in from the political ideology notorious for its unwillingness to interact with art in any meaningful way: "why doesn't anyone make art for us anymore?" 😡😡

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The three Horsemen of annoying cooking influencers.

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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This is a very common outfit for boyfriends

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Flux Gourmet.

Fuck that movie.

What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.

For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.

Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?

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I work in a bed factory and the big "Super King Mattress have to be stored on their side so they don't collapse in on themselves under their own weight.

Sometimes in the morning when we get in and start up all the machines there will just be some little frogs having a nap on the mattresses.

They are gently shooed outside into the garden.

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I dont wanna get rickrolled in Geonosian 😭

star wars should start adding real songs into their projects but in the way the sims did it where they would rerecord popular songs in simlish. you play another instalment of star wars jedi and when cal kestis walks into a bar you can hear hit britney spears song baby one more time on the radio. except its sung in twi'leki

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Pearl Jam playing Yellow Ledbetter live for the first time

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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I took some screenshots to emphasise the point but-

Gay prancing

Then the original "Live Slug Reaction"

My favourite moment in cinema history is when Peter O'Toole gets his new clothes in Lawrence of Arabia and starts prancing around all fruity and queer in the desert with his robes and new cape and then it cuts to Auda Abu Tayi frowning at him.

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For all our rivalry, almost every Australian will concede New Zealand got the upper hand the day their Prime Minister responded to news of New Zealanders migrating to Australia with the quip "good, it will raise the average IQ of both countries"

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omg. apparently you can lose followers on tumblr for saying people with light hair and blue eyes can be "just as beautiful as normal people" that's literally positive i literally am trying to normalize it i said they can be beautiful??

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Tell me what your most hated band is i have to know

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Howdy partners, let's push this here boulder.

good morning kings let’s push this boulder