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actual prompt:
more pirate neil content
(I very much appreciate the free form/open prompt you sent as well but I’m really bad at those 😅 like for no reason, but I’m gonna hold onto that ask for when I feel like a challenge :D )
But I CAN do pirate Neil! How about the first time he meets sharkDrew for real, not just seeing something in the distance that looks suspiciously Not Like A Shark from his ship, which is the idea so far
It’s a first draft of the idea, anyway. Here you go 🥰
Find the mer au masterpost here 💕
#pirate boiiiii#and big ol’ not finned sharkdrew#yeah the human had a sharp thing on it but just the one?#and it’s so small anyway?#and the human doesn’t seem like it’s trying to hurt Andrew?#so sharkdrew will satisfy his own curiosity and get as close as he dares#(so the captain also gets to satisfy his)#my writing#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#mer au#sharkdrew au#asks
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Aight here’s a few of my favorite SP fics that no one asked for
I’m generally more of a one shot kinda lad but since getting into South Park I’ve read SO MANY GREAT longer ones so here’s just some highlights: (all on ao3)
Ship In A Bottle FayOfTheForest. One of the first sp AU’s I read, we got PIRATES. HOMOEROTIC SWORD FIGHTING. WLW CREEK. SLOW BURN STYLE. (Injured stan my beloved) KENNY. BUNNY. The parents SUCK. Literally such a kickass story!
This House of Mine by OrcaTimes. VIOLENCE. GANG ACTIVITY. CREEK. I really love the characterization of everyone in this fic, especially Craig. Seriously man. Also THE K2 IN THIS SLAYS (we got some PRIME Kyle injury too god I love him) THE ENDING IS SO SATISFYING TOO!!!
Peppermint by boxwinebaddie. Bro. Literally my all time favorite style fic. I’m so serious. The writing and story are BEAUTIFUL LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING The PINING. THE HEADCANONS. I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS. Pls if you check out any of my Recs READ THIS ONE.
Maybe For Real This Time & The Kids Are Alright by WeirdBBQDad. Dude. I have no words other than KENNY FUCKIN MCCORMICK. Also Style. Also families. Just- just check it out.
Hang ‘Em High by littledeathsinmusicalbeds. Cowboy au. Creek. Established Style. Bounty hunter Kenny. Massive slay.
The Thief Trilogy by wintergrew. WHEN I SAY IT LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE. The world building is PHENOMENAL literally my favorite SOT AU OF ALL. Long as hell, but SO worth the read holy fuck. I adore Stick Of Truth.
You’re The Prettiest Boy I’ve Ever Seen by burnt_pancakes. CREEK. STYLE. MISCOMMUNICATION. BUNNY. KENNY IN GENERAL. the friendships in this are PERFECT.
Your name written upon mine by sooduhnim. SOT STYLE. Soulmate au that’s INCREDIBLE seriously I love this one and can’t wait for an update.
How We Began by PastorCraigEnjoyer. Ok yes I’m cringy as shit for the self promo but this is my favorite long fic that I’ve written. Slow burn SOT STYLE, no war just fantasy gays falling in love, injury, sickfic, all my favorite bullshit and I loved writing it ok.
N1SM by kiritila. A classic in the fandom. Style. A masterpiece.
Between the Sinners and the Saints by KaiterTot. Oh. My. God. When I say this one altered my brain chemistry… THE ENDING DUDE HOLY-
A Few Last Wolves by Jwink85. Yes, I am a resident of the State Of Style by way of Creek Nation but this is Cryle. And it’s a slay. If y’all liked Frank and Bills episode in TLOU, it’s kind of an au of that. It works man.
Winter Butterfly ALSO by Jwink85 and ALSO Cryle. What can I say it’s incredible. The Style in the beginning is CUTE until shit hits the fan, too, and I thought this fic was a really interesting take on all the characters and relationships. I adore Tweek in this one too.
Something Sweet Like Honey by bluebryy. Ok this one is unsettling and creepy Craig makes me feel icky but I cannot WAIT for an update on that fic, I got my fingers crossed for Style endgame. Also CHECK OUT THEIR ART ON HERE they converted me to a short king Kyle truther and it’s a slay tbh.
Ladies and Gentleman We Are Floating In Space by gremlinteeth. A classic. The first sp multi chapter I read. THE LORE BRO. CREEK. STYLE. STANS CHARACTERIZATION GOES SO HARD HES MY BOIIIII
Ok. That’s all my recs for now. Sry for being insane.
#fandom#south park#style#fanfiction#creek#au#stick of truth#ao3 fanfic#sp bunny#south park kenjorine#fic rec#i’m insane#sp fic#cryle#recommendations#south park k2
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Opinions on this picture? What do we think is happening here?
A depressed pirate
Is about to be eaten
By a hungy striped boiiiii
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My Favorite Reads of 2019
I read a lot of new books this year. Some old, some new, but I wanted to compile a list of the best of the best! I may add one or two if I read something else amazing this month but I don’t expect to. So, in no particular order, here’s my favorite reads of 2019: The Chemical Garden Trilogy - Wither - Fever - Sever - by Lauren DeStefano
Takes place in a future dystopian setting in which the new generation only lives for 20-25 years. This was the series that really got me back into reading again. I would stay up wayyyyy to late because I wanted to read more. Also all 3 books were interesting not just the first or last. 10/10
Six of Crows - Crooked Kingdom - by Leigh Bardugo
Honestly, I only picked this up because I saw a meme about this being the best YA novel ever. I was like "I’ll be the judge of that >_>”. And then it turns out it WAS an incredible novel. I would say ranked #2 in my all time favorites. LOVED the gang of characters and the overall story was refreshing after reading too many garbage ya novels. 10/10
Absolutely TERRIFIED of the tv show btw, I don’t think I can watch it tbh.
Sky in the Deep - Adrienne Young
This was the perfect nothing story. You know, books where you don’t have to really think to hard, or get too involved, but are still interesting? I find them hard to find, but THIS one was exactly that. It was the perfect break from intense plots and characters without having to hurt the story itself. 10/10
Note: The companion/sister novel to this, “The Girl the Sea Gave Back” was GARBAGE and not worth reading. Thank.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - A Court of Mist and Fury - A Court of Wings and Ruin - Sarah J Maas (Also A Court of Frost and Starlight)
Um.... Well. This was unexpectedly one of my favorite stories I ever read. I think it shares #2 of all time with Six of Crows (I HAVE REASONS they are BOTH #2 ok. I’M alLoWeD iTs mY liST). I went into it expecting a “nothing story”. Y’know some girl gets abducted by a scary beast/hot guy and taken to the land of faeries and stuff happens. I IMMENSELY enjoyed the first book as a “nothing story” where not a whole lot happened but it was super fun. Then all of a sudden plot happened??? And then the second book RUINED ME. I HAVE NEVER been so obsessed with a story and its characters. The way it changes the whole narrative but was CLEARLY planned from the start is so *clenches fist* amazing. 10/10 I am still UTTERLY obsessed with this world so *ahem*
The Cruel Prince - The Wicked King - The Queen of Nothing - by Holly Black
Honestly I wasn’t interested in this series for a long time. Then I saw the cover for Queen of Nothing back in the middle of this year, and was like “THAT’S COOL THOUGH” and decided to give it a try. I wasn’t really sure how much I liked the first one, but I LOVED The Wicked King. Jude is one of my all time favorite protagonists. She’s smart and cunning but also flawed and interesting. I am not finished QoN yet (I only just started) but I can ALREADY TELL this series is in my top favorites. I also enjoy the hate/love relationship between Jude and Cardan. It’s different from the majority of YA novels. 10/10
Everless - Evermore - by Sara Holland
A girl who can manipulate time? Sign me up boiiiii! I’m all about the time travel/time control. I was disappointed in the second book, but the first one was really enjoyable. I can’t really go into why without major spoilers, so lets just say the plot twists were actually unexpected and the characters more interesting than most. 10/10
Honorable mentions:
Shadow and Bone - Leigh Bardugo If only the second and third book lived up to the first. Baby boy Nikolai was the best part of this entire series.
Daughter of the Pirate King - Tricia Levenseller Pirates and mermaids? Please.
Seafire - Natalie C. Parker The only reason this isn’t on the list is because I haven’t read the second one yet and the third one isn’t out for another year so its very incomplete atm. But I really liked the “steam punkish” take on an entirely female crew of pirates .
So anyway. That’s my list of my favorite reads of 2019. I am so far at 38 books out of my goal of 50 books for the year. I don’t think I will be reading 10+ books this month so I don’t think I will reach 50. But I still think I read a lot and am pleased with finishing as many as I did.
#bookish#bookblr#book recommendations#book recs#acotar#soc#wither#cruel prince#wicked king#qon#crooked kingdom#six of crows#a court of thorns and roses#sky in the deep#seafire#shadow and bone#daughter of the pirate king#nobody is gonna read this post lmao#and thats ok
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Chapter 977
My “keep reading” thing doesn’t always work on mobile, so just in case you’re not seeing it...
SPOILERS AHEAD
Compilation of the golden moments from this chapter aka me just rambling cause I have so many feelings about it ughhhh
- first things first: Chiffon and Lola finally reuniting? LOVE.
- the pure wholesomeness of having Jinbe back!!!!!! the strawhats literally forgetting about everything else and just wanting to turn the fuck up YES PLZ
- Franky’s “should we drink?” face YES
- Raizo being 👏🏻 so 👏🏻 done with Kin’emon’s bull shit but no one has the heart to tell Denjiro lmaoooo
- Law being like “yeah, let’s just use those two idiots (Luffy & Kid) as a diversion, they’re just gonna cause mayhem anyway” like boiiiii you’ve finally learned good for u
- the straw hats wiping out the guardians at the port no problem!!!!!!!! bad. ass.
- the scaredy cat trio doing what they do best
- ZORO’s PURE SMILE AS HE FOUND SOME ALCOHOL like boi u be getting lost trying to follow ur crew and getting stuck in chimneys but u can find alcohol easily no problem??? talk about priorities.
- the straw hats making the TIME to celebrate Jinbe!!!!!!!!! I fucking LOVE THEM 🥺
- literally EVERY THING about the kid pirates panels. killer being back, heat and wire’s faces, the crew proving that they’re a bunch of goofball hooligans who just love each other just like the Straw Hats!!!! my babiessss
- choppers face watching Jinbe do his thang!!! big mood
- who the frick frack is Kaido’s son?! and why are we so concerned about Big Mom changing into a kimono???
- I am sooooooo excited to meet the flying six!!! 😱
and there’s my rambles, feel free to share your thoughts and opinions!! x
#rambling#op spoilers#spoilers#chapter 977#op 977#977 spoilers#one piece chapter 977 spoilers#how many ways can i tag this as spoilers#op 977 spoilers#one piece 977 spoilers#chapter 977 spoilers#one piece spoilers#977
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The Royal Heir, Ch. 3, AKA Where’s the Heir?
What happened this week:
Before getting off the train, Bertrand offers MC a silk curtain to wear in lieu of her usual polyester fabric of curtain. For now, let’s stick with the polyester.
The paparazzi are so eager to find out id MC and her LI did the dirty enough to drop a ball into the hoop, if you know what I mean, that they pretty much ooze stuff out of every orifice for the information
Everyone interacts with the crowd is some extremely on-brand way, and the press go wild for Drake being really, really not cut out for this. Maxwell signs a child fan’s book and actively avoids signing on his face, but I have the feeling that when MC also signed it she actively attempts to sign on his face.
OUR CORGIIIIIIIIII!!!!! WE GET TO SEE OUR BABY BOIIIII!!!
The group as children is absolutely adorable. We need a whole other book of just the child!Royals because the boys and Olivia as pirates getting up to no good and Hana being sad would make a more entertaining book than Sunkissed and the last couple chapters of every other book but Platinum combined. Also, Constantine gains points and climbs the ranks on my Daddy Dickhead scale. Maybe I should do a post about that...
OLIVIA! And Penelope! And Kiara! And Madeleine! All civil under one roof!!! I love it!!!
At the council meeting, MC suggests another royal ball, which given her past experiences with balls (haha), is not a good idea.
Thoughts:
I actually really like the whole politicalness of the series. I would go into it, but it’s 1AM and it’s been a long day, so interpret this yourself. Just know that I kinda dig it. The only thing that kinda bothers me is how Drake is so passionate about his position on the council, giving that he didn’t want anything to do with politics in the original series. It’s cool that he voices on behalf of the commoners, though.
Get ready for me to have the drabest nursery ever. The Queen of the country raising her kid in a rotting bedroom. I won’t be surprised if they end up running away from the estate, because for the royal heir, anywhere else would be better than that room.
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ooooh boiiiii time for some gay-ish answers :luigidab:
how tall are you? -5′2
what is your body type? -uhhh idk
what is your favorite part about your body? -my hands,,, perfect for handholding,,,,
is your current hair color your natural hair color? -yeah
are you more outgoing or more shy? -shy i guess
are you more femme or butch? -neither
are you tol or smol? -smol
wine mom or vodka aunt? -hard cider cousin
weird habit? -i can’t think of one right now :I
favorite meme? -there are so many memes, i can’t choose lol
do you sing in the shower? -nah
ever used a bow and arrow? -once
are/were you a theatre kid? -kinda? i’ve taken theater classes, but i wasn’t a Theater Kid^TM
have you ever seen a broadway musical? -ye
do you think musicals are cheesy? -they can be
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? -yeah
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? -Bees?
last movie you watched? -Grave of the Fireflies
behind the camera or in front of it? -behind
favorite tv show? -i don’t watch enough shows to say a fav
meaning behind your url -i don’t talk much but boy do i think
reason you joined tumblr -i thought “why not?” and here I am, still here 6 years later
who’s your closest tumblr friend? -probs @one-for-all-plus-ultra
what’s something most people love that you hate? -something i’m sure, can’t think of it rn
have you ever taken narcotics? -nope
have you had sex? -no
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? -nothing really bad, just dumb on my part
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? -idk
describe your passion without mentioning it. -idk uhhh
describe your best friend. -successful, taller than me, gives great hugs, knows what she’s doing with her life
give us one thing about you that no one knows. -idk if i ever stole something or not cuz I was either really young, or it just happened in a dream, but I’ll never know
how do you feel right now? -im tired
what is your biggest fear? all my friends leaving me
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? -i cannot think of a song rn
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? -idk if that’s happened yet haha
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? -yea
something you fantasize about. -being in a healthy relationship :sadclown:
last time you cried and why -last week when I watched Grave of the Fireflies
what was the last thing that made you laugh? -some video on tumblr idk what it was
do you really, truly miss someone right now? -*yeah britney spears gif*
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? -myself
the last time you felt broken? -probably earlier this year
are you starting to realize anything? -there’s so much going on and idk what i’m gonna do with my life
are you more dominant or more submissive? -idk
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) -fuck dude idk my own dating standards
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older? -older
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail. -n/a
do you have any kinks? -let’s not talk about it
first thing you notice in a person? -their humor
how can someone win your heart? -if you can cook good food,,, gotdam
been rejected by a crush? -ye
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? -oH YEAH ;-;
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? -no, that’d be real awkward
is trust a big issue for you? -yeah
did you hang out with the person you like recently? -no
is confidence cute? -i guess
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? -good for them (if i liked someone)
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? -no, gotta have similar a sense of humor
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do? -no, i don’t have a crush
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? -probably
do you want to get married -maybe, maybe not
worst thing you’ve ever done? -i don’t wanna say
three things that turn you on. -idk lol
who do you hate? -no one
favorite term of endearment? -baby or love or my love
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? -there are so many,,,, one was vanessa hudgens for celebs, Elizabeth Swan in pirate of the Caribbean
intimidating girls or kind girls? -kind with some intimidation
what do you look for in a possible partner? -good humor, good communication skills, can be silly and serious
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? -androgynous
are you good at flirting? -haha nope
who was the first person you came out to? -daria
do you have any friends who are wlw? -yeah
is your crush wlw? -i dont have a crush
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality? -idk
write a short love poem to your crush/self? -i haven’t
do you fall in love easily? -sometimes
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? -yeah
are you good at hiding your feelings? -kind of?
are you a forgiving person? -yeah
what is your “type?” -i dont even know anymore
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? -rub her back until she falls asleep in my arms
tall girls or short girls? -yeAH
hugs or kisses? -hugs
twirl her around or get twirled? -twirl her around
tummy kisses or thigh kisses? -thigh,,
hairline kisses or neck kisses? -neck
play with her hair or stroke her tummy? -play with her hair
making out or soft kisses? -soft,,, kis,,,
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? -i just like hugs okay
how confident are you in your sexuality? -sometimes
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? -yeah,,,
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? -yeah,, but i didn’t tell them
how old were you when you realized you were into girls? -uhh fully, like 15
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl? -something i’m sure lol
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? -yumikuri back in my snk days.... was canon, but not good enough :sadclown:
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? -no one’s told me anything bad to my face about my sexuality
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? -like early 2018
what is love to you? -i think it’s when you can be open with others and be there for them, and just be yourself around them.
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another tag meme thing;
1. Fictional character you relate to?
Nanami Momozono from Kamisama Kiss. I gotta stop talking about this anime but it’s my FAV LET ME BE! I just really connect with her and I always have. She’s the kind of person I strive to be: caring, strong, stubborn in the best ways, and always trying her best even when things look hopeless. I have a lot of feelings about Nanami.
2. Book you can read over and over without getting tired of?
The Song of the Lioness quartet by Tamora Pierce (more specifically the second book, In The Hand of the Goddess), To Catch a Pirate by Jade Parker, and Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix. I’ve always been more a fan of the fantasy 9-12 section than young adult or other fantasy. I guess I just like easy and shorter reads because I don’t have a super long attention span when it comes to books.
3. What’s your favourite comfort movie/show?
Fantastic Mr. Fox is the first one that comes to mind.
4. Which fictional character are you most defensive over?
Nagi Mikado from Uta no Prince Sama!! He’s an antagonist and the biggest little shit and I love him to bits. I find I get really defensive about antagonists, especially when people are like “um this person is problematic so YOU CAN’T LIKE THEM!!” Because in my mind, most of the ‘villains’ are just really really human and their reasons behind their actions are what make them such compelling characters. Of course, if a character does something bad I’ll hardly ever defend them and say it was justified, I just think there’s more to it than every character’s motivations being black and white.
5. Show you fell out of love with?
Breaking Bad? I don’t know. I watched the first like... 3 seasons and then I just stopped caring about any of the characters and I thought it got really boring lol. If I don’t sympathize with any of the characters in something I can’t finish watching it because I don’t care anymore.
6. Show you’re most excited for?
Boku no Hero Academia SEASON 3 BOIIIII!! And The Good Place season 3 alksdjflkd
7. What’s your aesthetic?
Pastels. So many pastels. Bonus points if it’s pink.
8. Favorite fanfic tropes?
Enemies to lovers. Fuck me UP WITH THAT SHIT!! It’s best when one person is super in love with the other and the second hates their guts. It sounds like I’m describing jily but I’m describing my weeb shit tier ships. And then of course, I have my massive list of kinks for smutty fanfictions but you’re not getting that out of me.
Tagged by: someone on my other blog but I wanted to move it over here mostly because I have more friends on this blog than my others Tagging: @askpadfootsiriusblack @megahufflepunk @girlswillbeboys11 @rainbowsandsilverlinings @siriusfirstchocolatesecond @seriouslyprongs @notanotherweasley
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Quotes by Christine for the movie Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, Banana Anna the movie.
Quotes by @warrioroflondonbelow
- The summit entertainment logo looks like a buttcheek that's off - *claps over Luke Evans* - Please come to me Mother I’m lost - MAN WITH THE BOX! MAN WITH THE BOX! - CILLIAN!!! WOOOOO! MY BOIIII - His look pleases me - If there is Moscow is there a Moshorse? - This guy’s hair is terrible. I wish I could snatch it off - Consenting human trafficking with glitter and consent - *Chris speaks in terrible french* - I do not like this women’s voice it’s too nasal - Discount Lin-Manuel Miranda! I loved your work in Hamilton. Oh it’s not Lin? Awww - Honey why are you brushing your teeth on the washer - Bad eyebrows - It’s the middle ages - Cheap Lin’s smile is freaking me out - Baldy and Cheap Lin are my OTP - I want a man who smiles at me like cheap Lin-Manuel Miranda - Girl get into that beat! - This hair is bad what is the shade? Yuck - There is magic in that hair! She can make the - Isn’t this the dream? Sex on a dirty wax table - I like his pirate tattoo - This dude looks like *clapping* Jarvis! - *the guy makes out with a girl not his girlfriend* He’s a gentleman - Everyone is so horny in this movie - YOU GO GIRL! - The Boy is missing - This is discount GTA, plottwist! Video game movie - What is physics!!! There are no physics in the Soviet Union - She has groceries she can stay with Spider-Man and his potatoes - If Luke Evans broke into my home I’d say thank you - If Luke Evans ran over me I’d die happy - Nobody shoots like Gaston, no one murks men like Gaston. - *is grossed out by blood* - “Believe in yourself” this belongs on Pintrest - THE.BOY.IS.HERE.THE SHIT IS REALH - That profile! - Awww he’s a sensitive boi - I am not surprised you have knowledge of guns - *Chris is distracted by her boi* - His name is Leonard? He does not look like a Lenny. Lenny’s do not look like - WHAT ARE THOSE BOOTS! Did she skin Chewbacca - I love Helen Mirren. She is my mother. Helen Mirren please adopt me. We look nothing alike but I will love you. You and your chewbacca boots - *Chris is impressed and terrified about my knowledge of things- You could kill me, I am a toothpick with hair - She looks like a poodle - Omg there are so many discount actors here - Op! Dude did you see that she has super speed - Layering game. It doesn’t end - This is like Legolas’s endless arrows but with guns - She has not reloaded - Physics does not exist in So it Union - This sound is like 20 cats meowing. A choir of cats - Helen and Gaston are mad - Murder by fork - I love you Helen but I need the boi - This movie brings out the worst in you and I am scared - “WHen I was an egg I eat 4 cousin lads to help me get large” - This mans scares me. He has a scary face. His head looks like a foot. He looks like he could be in Twilight. - The timeline is hurting my head. Too much jumping - Helen Mirren is like Polly Grey - THE BOI! NOOO COME BACK!!!! - I want Cillian. Him not being on screen gives me separation anxiety - Noooo one fucks like Gaston - Wait is that blood? On the chessboard? We’re just gonna gloss over that? Oh okay - The sex police! Throw a condom at the window - Luke Evens with rolled up sleeves is a look - Oh my God that bra is shit - Give me the dicq - They look like 1990′s powerpuff girls - That is a terrible look. it’s 50/50 at this point - SHE IS PISSSSSSSED - *Chris is in awe and terrifed over my knowledge of things* - She is wearing a garbage bag as a coat. That is not good. - He looks like Prince Harry. a scared prince harry - THE BOI! THE BOIIIII! - GET TO THE BOI! GET TO THE BOI! - He’s Spy Boi everybody say hi - Those eyes. His eyes, I’m a popsticle - Everyone is either horny or high. What is this movie. - *talks about another movie during a montage* - This is a terrible series of wis. get better wigs - Oh! Okay back to be horny for the dicc - OOF! *sees an ass* - Can’t they have sex in a more comfortable place? Thwy always have sex in uncomfortable spots. Can’t they get a room? - Did you see that guy in the vest! An absolute unit! - THE BOI! - Cillian can stomp on my face - The hair! the eyebrows! AHHHHH - “I’m Cillian Murphy bitch” - Christine 2020 - * Christine shows her dog Cillian* - How can you be so calm when you are that close to Cillian Fuck me Eyes Murphy???? - You know what colour his eyes are? Beautiful - I’m watching this movie fuck off! - She doesn’t get to touch his face! NOOOO - Your screams give me life - I don’t care about pussy now only the bpi - Awww look at him at his little table, he looks so sad - Is that the love boat, is he on it? No? Awwww - Oh God those hands - *Christine makes nervous sounds* - Nobody says no to Gaston - He looks so good in a coat - Those guns are shiny - She looks like she wants to speak to the manager - This movie is trying to hard to be Atomic Blonde and you’re not Charlize - I have never been more attracted to an American accent that before now - Her cry acting is terrible - He’s so tidy - I stopped caring about the main character anymore - MERK HER! MERK HER! OOF - *CLAPS WHEN CILLIAN HAS A GUN* - Fuck you Anna! - *Chris is alarmed by my knwledge* - There’s less of him in this movie than in the Big Fish movie, but he looks so good - Please get a rag Cillian - What the fuck? She’s bald? That was the twist she had no hair - So she became the Avatar, master of the four elements - That laptop is not 1990. - I thought it said Anime Potato - Oh my God just go away! - Oh my go - What the hell was this movie?
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PIRATE BOI!!! P I R A T E BOIIIII!!!!
HAPPY LOVING CRYPTOR NINJAGO DAY!
so firstly here’s my boy in a pirate au I’m working on, cause why not
( @loving-cryptor-day )
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