#pips rambles

[piplup235]

Head empty save for thoughts of a certain fictional dragon man. I have poured. Nearly 1180 hours of my life into genshin since last summer. I don't regret a goddamn thing, tbh half of that is me logging in just to look at my amassed ongoing collection of hot men. I can't help it that one look at this particular dragon man i immediately puddle.

[littleroomba]

alright y’all phivorce season is officially over

[phannie-by-night]

I love phannie tumblr because we will "yes and" just about anything. Like we will tag phan for the phandometrics and we will reblog every rpf ship related poll to make sure we win. If there's a brief break in content we'll make up videos and ships with people they've never met to photoshop. Oh, Dan said he wasn't PhilsLion? Well we read the google doc so Dan must be lying. Never have I been in a more collaborative space on tumblr and it's so fun to be a part of

[moonferry]

made this for @sting-raes and the rest of the elliott enjoyers bc it often posts a picture of their farmer in elliott's chest..

thought it was funny and decided to share with u guys hehe >___<

[inmyheaddd]

i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens in my mind (reading)

[lobotomist-at-claires]

[dnpblogcuzican]

I haven’t seen anyone talk about the tiny sweet moment on the Shut Up Im Talking podcast where tommy goes for a first bump with jack, who does not see it. Upon seeing this phil goes to air bump from where he is to be like oh i’ll fist bump you i got you. I dont even think tommy sees it but i just think its one of those tiny gestures that shows that type of kindness to make sure everyone is included. Thats the type of thing i appreciate and if i see someone do that in real life interactions im like- aw thats nice, theyre kind and attentive. I think with this day and age of influencers there are so many people who are so curated, have a specific brand, do not stray, get the ads/brand deals, this is more about work than anything to them. And while thats not evil by any means, gotta pay the bills, there’s something so lovely about being like, oh yeah i like these guys because they’re kind. Phils good people. Dans good people. Theyre just gay and kind and running around about it.

[pipperoo]

i bet, in the hatchetfield universe, defunctland did a video essay on watcher world. i’m so jealous that i can’t watch it because i know it’d be fire :(

[emotoangel]

okay I’m going on a little ineffable phannie rant read at your own gut wrenching discretion bc I can’t lie this shit’s about to get parasocial

because it’s not just Dan and Phil dressed as Crowley and Aziraphale, is it?

it’s Dan and Phil, who have struggled with their sexualities for years. closeted, faced every speculation under the sun when it comes to their own sexualities, the other’s sexuality, their relationship, their legitimacy, if they’re queerbaiting or not, being OUT. OUT and dressed as two canonically gay men in love with each other, two men who would see the world burn to know the other was safe. two men who helped stop the end of the world so they could be together.

a man who is bitter and cold and a little bit bad (but not evil I would say, though he might try to make you believe he is) and a man who is love and light and exclusively good (or so he’d like you to believe). and am I talking about Dan and Phil there, or am I talking about Crowley and Aziraphale?

it’s about these two men who, even 5 years ago, feared the word ‘gay’. it’s about how Dan, Mr Commitmentphobe, Mr I Can’t Even Commit To A Pet, Mr Soulmates Are Not A Thing That Exist, bought a costume, and sprayed (or, fucking hell god help me DYED) his hair red, and posted a cute picture of him and his ranch partner/4000 year old tortoise/companion through life/actual soulmate and TAGGED IT INEFFABLE HUSBANDS.

it’s a couples costume!!! it’s impossible for it not to be, considering they are two of the most well known canonically in love gay men on the internet right now!! it’s a thank you to their little phannies online who make them feel safe and comfortable enough to do what they do every day. and it’s a shoutout to the progress they have made in 15 years. a ‘hey, we’re here, we’re happy and gay and (in love) together’. and that’s SOO SPECIAL. ITS SO SPECIAL. and it means everything!!!!

AND ITS NOT EVEN JUST THE ONE PHOTO.

it’s the selfie on the story of them cute and couply and drinking the aziracrow drinks and looking happy and in love 😭

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CAT AND BEAR SAVE THE WORLD VS HOWLEY AND AZIRAPHIL ARE HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD

anyway basically I’m so insanely proud of them, feeling very parasocial about the progress they’ve made in 15 years to get to a point where they’re comfortable enough to make phwedding jokes and gay jokes and jokes about both being switches and furries and in love. feeling so proud of them being out and proud and gay and in love and also I have a good omens tattoo so I’m choosing to believe they did this for me personally thank you x

[piplup235]

Tartaglia finally came home this morning. So my hot men collection continues. I will reach the feral point in March when it's time to grab Wriotheseley and Mydei.

[littleroomba]

[phannie-by-night]

We joke and jest about saw trap-style questions anytime Dan and Phil do a q&a but honestly our questions ain't shit compared to what dnp were doing to themselves regularly on bbc radio 1. That Lion Babe clip is like watching a three car pileup

[moonferry]

there's like 3 stages of the stardew brain rot it's insane it's like

1. i'm going to play this game nonstop and do All the things

2. i'm going to hang out with my fav npcs, maybe look at some of their tags on tumblr and see what the fandom is up to!

and then

3. i literally haven't touched the actual game in days but i can't stop thinking about this npc & rotating them around in my mind like the plate in a microwave. it's like every time the timer beeps i go Hold on and see the food is still cold in the middle so back in it goes .

[ninjawitdaddyissues]

hi???? hello???? sorry???? am i interrupting

[tookishcombeferre]

Gravity Falls HC:

The Pines Family is descended from Dr. Henry Jekyll post-soul fission.

This is why every generation of the family has one set of twins that includes one obsessive scientist and one feral crazy person.

This brought to you by Grunkle Stan getting rid of all the ladders and buying 10 guns, and Mable being … well … Mable. (Both my favorite characters by the way. Lord, do I love them.)

[microwavestim]

i have yet to see anyone mention that bit in bwagfeo where phil made ANOTHER "dans got the grippy" joke, which is insane because my life genuinely flashed before my eyes