#pining for professor

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[stab3ry]

predecessor / successor

[bampfburger]

repost. she blinded me, with science!

[angelyuji]

SOME MOREEE YANDERE PINES TWINS THOUGHTS

stan pines thoughts and professor ford pines??? HOLD ON LET ME COOK

18+!!!!

tw // yandere themes, gaslighting, manipulation, power imbalance, pervy uncle lowkey, also lowkey bimboification, noncon (not explicit)

professor ford pines!!!!!!!! known to be the eccentric professor who goes on tangents about trans-dimensional physics and other science junk, but also superrr lenient grader like no possible way anyone could fail his class. you’re def teacher’s pet type and he’s definitely aiming to make you a TA. always getting you involved in weird experiments, but you’re always down cuz ur there to learn! ford invites you to his house, you guys hang out outside of class and research, you’ve met his brother!! like u knew it was getting weird, but at the same time…. you need a good rec letter. so one day you guys are in his office at his home, grading papers…

“(y/n).” ford calls your name, sternly. the lights were dim and quiet classical music played in the office. you hum and turn to him. before you know it, his chapped lips press against yours. you push him away, scared and surprised.

“professor, what the hell are you doing?” you try back away, but ford grabs your hand.

“i think you are one of the most brilliant minds i know and i want to be with you, (y/n).” ford stands, pulling you into a hug. you push back, stumbling away from him.

“no, i-i never thought that! i thought we were just friends!”

“but, i invited you to my home.” ford’s face saddens, “you met my family…”

“i never… i never realized…” you felt embarrassed for the old professor. you take a step back. you can’t see his face, but you watch his fists clench.

“i suppose that means you’re okay with losing your job, as well as any opportunities in this field.” his voice was low, words drenched in anger.

“no…. no, no, no, professor you can’t do this to me.” your heart feels like it was being ripped out of your chest.

“no, i can’t, but who will you tell? who will believe you? i am a respected scientist in our field, (y/n). think once more on your decision.” ford looks at you, a smug smirk laying on his face. you don’t respond, knowing that you had no other choice. you step back to him and he pulls you into a soft, loving kiss. his 5 o’clock shadow scratches your face. “now, please (y/n), call me ford.”

stan pines who had known your dad when he lived in texas and saw him again in gravity falls. stan pines who gets invited over to meet his friend’s family for dinner and sees you. a cute, little thing in their early 20s. stan’s instantlyyy enamored. you’re so cute and respectful, explaining how you’re living at home while you work and save money for a house, blushing when stan compliments you, serving him food first. you were acting like a perfect homemaker and stan was instantly obsessed. your dad’s gonna tell stan before he leaves that you’re all moving somewhere cheaper:

“yeah, pines, we’re moving some time soon. you know how it is with retirement and the market going down.” your dad sighs, wearily. stan nods, trying to listen to your voice in the house. “can’t move till (y/n) finds a job though. its gonna be tough on them especially with how hard it is to find jobs these days.” stan perks up at his words.

“y’know, (y/n) don’t have to quit…” your dad looks at the older man in confusion. “my grandkids have gone back to california, shermie’s grandkids technically, so my attic is open for them to stay in. they can stay at their job and you guys can move.” stan offers, fighting a giddy smile.

your dad clasps stan’s hands, “stan pines, you are the kindest man i know.”

stan for sure acts like a feeble old man around you to get you to take care of him. like cooking dinner, doing laundry, and more. he conditions you into acting like his stay at home partner. he starts making advances, subtle at first, to see what you would tolerate. soon he’s dictating what you wear and bending you over on the kitchen counter to make sure you stay full :) (dont get me started on somnophilia cuz i have thoughts on those but idk if u guys are ready for the things im gonna say)

here are those thoughts i was talking abt… :))))

[hellsquills]

Professor Ford AU - Ratemyprofessor reviews

PLEASE check out the original post by the genius @jellybeanjo and the insanely funny replies made by everyone. Genuinely one of the best gf posts ever made.

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[lyricthecat-12]

Happy Internacional Asexuality Day! 🖤💜🩶

[softersynths]

what a coincidence! i also study anomalous creatures with strange and dangerous abilities!

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@thenoellebird, @emiliens, @pinefamilycatsau, @bbuzz28, @nerdylittlebugcreature @jellybeanjo @hellsquills

[harlampivo666]

[beetlbi]

Little blurb I will probably never do anything with under the cut about if Ford ended up chatting with his “mystery caller” :}

“—And, as much as Thompson may think so, he doesn’t know everything! If he weren’t so smug when he gets things right, then maybe I wouldn’t be so smug when I correct him!”

Stanford wasn’t sure when he decided to start talking to his mystery caller. It wasn’t a conscious decision, but with Fiddleford busy visiting family and his classes taking a lull in difficulty, he found himself with an open schedule and nothing to fill it with.

The library was only open for a limited number of hours a day, and after too many late returns, he was no longer allowed to check out more than five books at a time. He could smuggle a few under his shirt, but not nearly as many as he would like.

“Oh, and you’ll never believe what Professor Arthate said today, the man was entirely wrong about something incredibly simple, and when I corrected him he told me he ‘wanted to see me after class’ then he berated me about being rude! Well maybe, Professor Arthate, instead of shouting at me you could pick up your own damn textbook!”

Ford had been getting strange calls for the entire time he had been at Backupsmore University. The first one he had assumed was a misdial, as whoever was on the other end hung up as soon as he said his name. The second and third were also assumed to be misdials, but by the fourth he was getting suspicious. By the fifth he was telling off the caller, shouting at them for pulling such a juvenile prank. The sixth and seventh were much the same.

After that he began asking his mystery caller why, exactly, they were doing this. What could they possibly be getting out of these little pranks?

“Fiddleford is still home, apparently his favorite sow is giving birth and he worked himself into such a fit about it going wrong he nearly tore his hair out. I told him to go home, he’s already ahead in all his classes and his professors understood once he told them it was a family emergency. I don’t think he explained what exactly the emergency was though.”

Eventually, he began ranting about the goings-on at Backupsmore. Though it hadn’t been intentional, somewhere along the line he had gone from reprimanding to chatting.

Then, at one point his mystery caller had laughed, and a lightbulb went off. Maybe if he endeared himself to the caller, eventually they would grow complacent and reveal themselves! It was the perfect plan.

Of course, he didn’t want to talk to his mystery caller. It was purely a tactic to entice them into speaking.

And I have no idea where to go from there lol

[salmonfry4]

this is a safe space right. who remembers, or even knows, dibper :')

bonus:

[razorblade180]

Weiss:Mom, I’d like to introduce you to Jaune, my boyfriend.

Jaune:Hello.

Willow:…Aren’t you gay?

Weiss:W-What?

Willow:For weeks I’ve heard you complain about your Ruby, your partner.

Weiss:…Team partner. She’s my team partner.

Willow:Isn’t team RWBY four people?

Weiss:Yeah? Why?

Willow:So let me get this straight, Ruby, the person, is your partner in team RWBY?

Weiss:Yeah that’s how the system works.

Willow:..I’m no Huntress, but why would you make a team of four just to primarily work with one out of three other people? Isn’t that blatantly counterproductive to building teamwork with the whole group evenly? Doesn’t make much sense to me.

Weiss:…

Everyone:*looks at Oscar*

Ozpin: (Three days without wine and she’s now an expert? It makes more sense than getting trapped in your home by birthright because of someone who publicly married in. Two kids grow up and leave, then she put cameras up? )

Oscar:Yeah so I’m making this executive decision to neither swap or repeat anything said.

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Professor Ford AU - Ratemyprofessor reviews: Part 4

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*Ahem*

So uh….