#pimentoes

[heymacy]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | S03E19: Terry Kitties

[juicegremlin]

[After meeting Neil in Millport]

Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.

Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.

Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.

Kevin: And that's... bad?

Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.

[fattributes]

Pimento Cheese Poppers with Jalapeño Ranch

[whitefireprincess]

Pimento Cheese Patty Melts | All Things Cooking

[wazzi2ya]

Valentino: Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my antenna, I am a-ok being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table, you can use fire.

Vox: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?

Valentino: Damn, Papi. You got something really sick you wanna do, huh? Oh, you little pervert. All right, I like it. Don't tell me. Surprise me. Ooh, this is gonna be fun.

[hootybal-lecter]

[artsekey]

Southern Cheese Spread Recipe

So I'm learning that Pimento Cheese is a very southern dip/spread, and I'm starting to think the reason it's not more popular is because store-bought pimento cheese is disgusting (if you think otherwise I'm glad you've found your bliss), so if you want an absolutely killer cracker/bagel spread give this a whirl:

You'll need:

2 1/2 cups freshly shredded sharp cheddar cheese.

3/4th cup freshly shredded parmesean (preferrably a nicer, sharp parm-- though the pre-crumbled stuff does mix well and tastes pretty okay imo).

1/4 tsp garlic salt. (I'd really like to try "everything" seasoning as a stand-in for this).

1/2 cup mayo

1/2 cup sour cream

1/4th cup cream cheese (softened)

1/2 cup diced pimentos (you can leave these out or replace them with a jalapeños if you want more of a kick).

Optional if you like a little spice:

1/2 tsp hot sauce

To make it:

Grate the cheese.

Drain pimentos (if using).

Mix softened cream cheese, sour cream, and mayo in a bowl until combined.

Add garlic salt/seasoning. Stir.

Add hot sauce (optional). Stir.

Add cheddar and parm to bowl. Stir.

Add pimentos. Stir.

Refrigerate for 30 minutes, though I suggest waiting up to 24 hours.

It should be about the consistency of a soft cream cheese when it's done, and look more orange than white. It should not be "wet".

When I tell you this stuff makes a great bagel spread, I mean it! It's also a bangin' grilled-cheese filling.

[edwins-fangirl]

Drops food w/ B99

[fwipination]

I'm swinging in very late to @slocotion 's DIY Plague Doctor Contest for December! This month the theme was Fruits/Vegetables so I based mine off of a tomato, taking themes from the famous tomato pincushion with the little strawberry (or pepper) at the end!

The mask shape really reminded me of the strawberry/pepper bit!

[zoeyirl]

Dinerrrrr 🍗🍔

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[fattributes]

Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich

[battleswanofciya]

I’m a ride or die kinda person and recently I’ve discovered this transferred over to my ships as well so fuck your canon I’ve got the real canon over here! *waves fanfiction around*

[eat-love-eat]

Chipotle Pimento Cheese Gratin Potatoes |

[astreinomane]

These two himbos right here...

These two himbos right here should have been both part of the main cast of B99.

Reblog if you agree.