[After meeting Neil in Millport]
Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.
Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.
Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Kevin: And that's... bad?
Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.
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Pimento Cheese Patty Melts | All Things Cooking
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Valentino: Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my antenna, I am a-ok being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table, you can use fire.
Vox: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?
Valentino: Damn, Papi. You got something really sick you wanna do, huh? Oh, you little pervert. All right, I like it. Don't tell me. Surprise me. Ooh, this is gonna be fun.
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I'm swinging in very late to @slocotion 's DIY Plague Doctor Contest for December! This month the theme was Fruits/Vegetables so I based mine off of a tomato, taking themes from the famous tomato pincushion with the little strawberry (or pepper) at the end!
The mask shape really reminded me of the strawberry/pepper bit!
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I’m a ride or die kinda person and recently I’ve discovered this transferred over to my ships as well so fuck your canon I’ve got the real canon over here! *waves fanfiction around*
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Chipotle Pimento Cheese Gratin Potatoes |
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These two himbos right here...
These two himbos right here should have been both part of the main cast of B99.
Reblog if you agree.
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Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich
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the fact that this man plays not only:
This guys (adrian pimento) as well as
AND HE'S PLAYING DIONYSUS???? Rick Riordan is really going to collect all of the Greek Gods and Demi-gods to cast.
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this is what pimento was doing when he went undercover
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If all humans suddenly vanished today would your pets survive in the wild? Assuming they got out somehow
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