#pickles are gross

[harriehq]

As a former church kid of the 90s and 00s who was subjected to ABSOLUTE GARBAGE like "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" and "Kingsley's Meadow" I can confidently say that Chik Fil A's new series "The Legend of Evergreen Hills" looks like horse shit that a dog ate then barfed back up and is now swarming with maggots.

[howlingwolf23]

you seem like the kinda guy to like pickles

i mean this as a compliment

Wrong!

Hate pickles lol and mustard. (Don't worry, not offended either way) I usually just get plain burgers and things cause it's easier that way.

About the only condiment I'm ok with is ketchup and only sometimes. Not really a fan of Mayo either but can eat it.

(I am a super picky eater if you couldnt tell)

However, my inlaws all think I'm weird cause I do like onions and bell peppers and green beans and those are all things they all hate

[bvmbl3b0x]

i don’t think sonic employees know what no pickles mean cause this is the third time i got pickles on my burger

[celebritybuddytrolling]

pinkle

[cr1mr0s3]

funky doodle

[pirunika]

snack idea : yogurt, pickled pepper and simit

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

[c1trvswurld]

Need more ppl to write and draw slutted out pickles ASAP

[dreamersbcll]

uber specific headcanons !

(aka i have a lot of angst coming)

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- sam prefers the middle seat on plans because it’s easier to be tara protector. tara just thinks she’s insane, but is happy to take the window seat

- tara loves consistency. patterns, routines, counting. sam loves spontaneous activity. they clash over plans all the time.

- sam hates grocery shopping, but it’s more bearable when tara pushes her around in the cart

- both sisters hate period pieces, but love films like ‘ten things i hate about you’

- sam’s a popcorn person, tara’s a pretzel person

- the sisters both had their ears pierced as babies, so when chad mentions wanting his pierced, they squabble over who gets to do it. (tara does the piercing while sam holds him down)

- they are a café bustelo household, and are very ant-keurig (even though mindy swears by it)

- tara loves youtube essays, and sam loves youtube commentaries

- as kids, sam learned tap, tara learned ballet

- tara loves the ‘orange cat/black cat’ relationship memes, and even though sam doesn’t get it, she knows deep down that she’s the black cat

- sam loves black beans and tara loves pinto. chipotle runs are a battle each time.

- kombucha is one of sam’s favorite drinks. tara gags dramatically each time she opens one.

- tara loves those ‘jars being pushed down stairs’ tiktoks. she begs sam to let her push their bottles of soda down the stairs, but sam refuses (she knows she will have to clean all the glass up)

- mindy and tara break all their jars of pickles and onions anyways, because sam doesn’t like pickled things so why should it matter

[payaso-affairs]

thinking really hard about this one but we might have another one for the collection, boys-

[dolly-macabre]

Whenever people draw Pickles sleeping and make him a drooler they are 100% correct. He just does. I know it in my heart of hearts.

[baby-dango]

KLOKTOBER DAY 14: Horror Movie Crossover (very late)

The Human Dethipede: Full Sequence

I was originally going to make this one a crossover with Hereditary but I didn't think it was scary enough so I scrapped it and made this, which I debated with myself over posting because frankly, it's TOO scary. So I added some comedic dialogue to lighten things up, but it's still pretty brutal. I didn't feel comfortable posting the full color picture because it is a whole 'nother level of gross, but if you're a sick bastard and you want to see it, DM me.

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

[moldwood]

my biggest character flaw is i wanna know everyone in the worlds favorite recipe and cook it. but i am soscared of trying new food

[wilted]

trying the krabby patty rn

[bb4tz]

My girl got my back<33