#pick up lines anon

[arkarti]

i am william afton we should make out

two williams in a room

they might kiss

honestly...funniest way to start a sentence 😩😂just straight to the point also would be the funniest pick up line ever - works 50% of the time

Oh my god 2 purple guys!

[bixels]

What did/do you like about Pharah?

Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.

Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).

But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.

There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.

Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Do you have any list of flirty pick up lines or comebacks that is just so smooth the recipient can’t help but become a blushing mess because of it?

Flirting Prompts

Flirt Prompts Part I

Flirt Prompts Part II

Flirty Pick-up Lines Prompts

"Let's hug and see how perfect we fit together."

"You should know that I have asthma, just in case you intend on taking my breath away on a regular basis."

"I never believed in love at first sight, but now I've looked at you and my perspective has definitely changed."

"I heard that you can determine how well you fit together with another person by kissing them. Want to skip the small talk and see if we're compatible?"

"My mother told me to follow my dreams, but I don't want to look like a stalker, so can I just take your hand and walk beside you?"

"Want to go to a museum with me and make all the paintings jealous with your beauty?"

"I'm an organ donor, but you took away my heart faster than I thought."

"You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, I want to spend many more days with you."

"I'm really terrible at flirting. Do you want to see it?"

"My hands are a bit cold. Mind warming it up for me?"

"You’re my personal queen bee. Can’t help but wanting to buzz around you." "Really? Was that your best line?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt." (#293)

"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot." "Actually it’s primarily because of too much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere." (#340)

"I think destiny wants us to be together, and you should never argue with destiny." (#690)

Hope you enjoy them!

- Jana

[lustlovehart]

I would like to tell Azul that I’d like to gather up all of his slime into a bottle and bathe in it. 🫶

—💖 anon

If you tell him anything of the sort, you blink for a moment and all you see is a purple puddle on the floor. But also a freaked out expression from Floyd because what??? That’s not fair :( And Jade is Jade :).

[gojonanami]

... gojo satoru reminds me of that pickup line-

'wow- your eyes are so pretty!'

'haha, thanks... y'know, your kids could have them too' :)

….I’m filing this away for future reference hahaha

I need to use this somewhere 🫣🫣🫣

[shih-coulda-had-it]

What animal do you think users are one for all?

I don’t wanna limit myself to just one per… take these with the disclaimer that it’s just one iteration of an answer! This is purely based on vibes instead of anything symbolic.

Yoichi: Weasel

Kudou: Red fox 

Bruce: Badger

Shinomori: Elk

Banjo: Wolverine

En: Fruit bat

Nana: Leopard

Toshinori: Lion

Izuku: Black-footed cat

[crsssie]

hi, i saw the 1989 tv event that you were doing and i was wondering if you could do the song slut! with tim drake? i was thinking maybe something to do with the lyrics "in a world of boys, hes a gentleman" but its completely up to you on what you wanna write :D

in a world of boys, he's a gentleman - tim drake x reader

Tim shows up at your door with flowers the first time. You take them from him, but you don't let him in. That's fine for him

Tim shows up at your door with your morning cup of coffee and your favorite pastry the second time. You take it from him with a thank you, but you still don't let him in. He's happy you thanked him. (he smiled the whole drive to work)

Tim shows up at your door with a carton of ice cream the third time. You let him in, shoveling the ice cream into your mouth as you cry over a show. He sits away from you, staring at you the whole time, chest warm.

Tim shows up to your door with the groceries you ordered the fourth time. You let him in, letting him organize your fridge as you continue your business call. He asks if you want dinner when you finish.

Tim shows up to your door with the necklace you left when you moved out the fifth time. You let him in, only half-dressed for your date, asking if you should wear heels. He tells you you look good in everything and you roll your eyes.

You show up to Tim's door once. He lets you in as you shove the bouquet into his arms, a smile on your face. "You're forgiven."

1989 event

[xoluvx]

Are you a keyboard? bc ur just my type. 🙂‍↕️

-pick up line anon

as a matter of fact yes

you can tap it all night 🙂

[textingtroublesanswers]

It seems so! Though from what I understand it's not as strong as from an animal or human source, so you end up needing more plant matter and to do more refinement, but people will still grow these hybrid healing plants at home for minor injuries and wounds. I've heard of people growing a variety hybridized with mint since it's very hardy and easy to spread. It just can be a little difficult to get your hands on one of these plants in my time. You either get ones that are more difficult to keep alive but do a better job of healing or you get hardier plants but the healing factor isn't as strong.

Though before all the science was going towards the... whole.... parasite... thing... I'd heard they were trying to see if they could use mushrooms too, seeing as the healing factor seemed to mess with the chlorophyll of plants, but if they can get it to work with mushrooms there's no chlorophyll to effect!

Maybe looking into either avenue could be beneficial!

-🦖

(I love science fiction, I love theoretical science, I love science that may someday become reality, I love youuuuu。･:*:･(✿◕3◕)❤)

Mod B: I'm not a huge fan of sci-fi, especially sci-fi that takes place in space or on other plants, but man do I adore some speculative biology!

Ludwig watches you carefully as you talk, nodding along in certain moments, "Mhm, I see. That is all very fascinating. I will have to look into this myself, maybe I'll manage to start the research process for such plants earlier in this timeline than in your original one. I will have to bring back one of these plants with me when we go to the future." He bounces Maria on his knee a bit, looking around himself for something to write on.

[delimeful]

Its been a long time but I remembered them recently. Do you think Spider anon and Cheesy anon ever found eachother?

man, i hope so, anon. those two had pickup line dedication like no other. match made in ridiculous joke heaven :P

[oikasugayama]

Were you aware that there is discourse in the fandom on whether or not Mori is an actual pedophile? Despite the infamous line ("I prefer the women in my life to be under twelve.") and Elise's existence, this is an actual debate that happens.

The main argument made is that despite the general creepiness of the whole thing, Mori never actual touches or interacts 'inappropriately' with a child and that most of his lolicon moments and tendencies are played as a joke, an unfunny and distasteful one, but a joke nonetheless. People argue that since weird stuff like this, lolicon and shotacon adults who gush and blush over children in a context that is presented as satirical or comedic, is very common in anime and manga, that Bungou Stray Dogs employs these tropes as well since Mori's supposed pedophilia isn't a relevant part of his grander character outside of a few moments and that, along with his portrayal in the BEAST spin-off, confirm that he's not ACTUALLY a pedophile.

I suggest that you check out this analysis on twitter (I refuse to call it X), it's long but damn, it is a good read and is, in my opinion, a wonderful take on Mori's whole character and it also explores this argument in more detail: https://twitter.com/ohne_rotes_blut/status/1742741217736273965

-Sincerely, 💋

I'm gonna be honest anon, your message made me doubt the linked thread. But that thread essay on Mori was genuinely an incredible read and I'd recommend anyone who dislikes him read it. The main arguments aren't that he doesn't touch her, it's a joke, etc. it's that the source material he's based on AND the deeper character interactions in BSD support Elise being a reflection of his regrets (how he treats ppl despite caring abt them) and desire to have a family (but he can't bc ?? Bc Mafia? Bc ace aro? Bc he knows he treats ppl like shit? Bc he did somewhere in the past and abandoned them? Who knows!!).

I love when the English/Literature/Writing majors make character analysis threads 🤩

This analysis is the same type I've done that make me continue to assert that Junichiro and Naomi aren't siblings because the source material by irl Junichiro is about a couple who pretend to be siblings because it's "indecent" that they live together!!!!!!!

[missnxthingg]

are you lando norris? because you are the one 4 me.

are you oscar piastri? because you 8 that 1 up.

(mclaren rizz)

oh my gooood, stop, i'm blushing 🫣🫣🫣☺️☺️☺️

[oifaaa]

If you had to choose to go on a date with Lois lane, poison ivy, Harley Quinn, or catwoman. Who would you choose

Lois Lane tho sadly I don't think she'd enjoy it much considering she has superman at home and how the fuck am I meant to compete with that

[idontmindifuforgetme]

im sorry that people are being dicks. you really are making a difference. maybe i just dont follow that many people, but you post more abt palestine than anyone ive seen and im so glad that i follow you because i think youre awesome for it. !!free palestine!!

thank u babe <3 <3 it’s not even ppl. its just one unhinged chronically online person whose opinion means nothing to me. i rest easy knowing people like that will never be pleased no matter what u do, so i just do what i want anyway & laugh whenever something like that gets sent to me. its entertaining fodder like 90% of the time. also the irony in people like that hate watching your blog is literally that they will neverrr understand that hating on someone still gives that person power regardless of how much u hate them. hate is not the opposite of love. the opposite of love is indifference. but they can’t even manage that can they

[suiana]

Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all night?

-Pick up line anon

no but my arms are definitely sore from trying to pull u back to me 😜

[zuzusexytiems]

Who’s got more cheesy pick up lines? Jean or Pieck? Bonus: What are they?

hello, thank you for sending this! I always love getting jeanpiku asks 🥹

to answer: I feel like they both do, but at different stages of their relationship.

before they start dating, pieck would do it a lot to tease jean, and would use the cringiest lines on purpose just to (lovingly) embarrass him (jean will be like "STOPPPP 😭" the whole time lmao)

but once they're official and jean's more comfortable with her, he'll start to do it too it as payback: eventually, it becomes a sort of contest as to which one of them can out-cringe the other, which then turns into both of them unironically using pick-up lines and cheesy nicknames on each other without them realizing it, lmao.

I think jean's lines would be the corniest, though, and some of them secretly make pieck swoon. she'll never tell him—she hates when he gets the upper hand on these things—but jean knows anyway, lol.

some lines jean has used that have actually worked on pieck (much to her disdain, lol):

"your hand looks a little heavy. could I hold it for you?"

"are you sure you're not tired? because you've been running through my mind all day."

"well, here I am. what were your other two wishes?"

pieck:

(bonus: sometimes he says them in french 😏)