#the fact that i am so high rn made it even funnier

[missnxthingg]

are you lando norris? because you are the one 4 me.

are you oscar piastri? because you 8 that 1 up.

(mclaren rizz)

oh my gooood, stop, i'm blushing 🫣🫣🫣☺️☺️☺️

[mousehole5000]

 tgcf lb the second. chapters 7-13

love that we’re getting fu yao and nan feng described as “two little pretty boys” amazing and completely as expected also everything theyve done is 10000% funnier now

The military officials heard their impromptu, slapstick live comedy and couldn’t help but smile. The dissatisfaction in their hearts had dissipated a lot, and they felt a bit more closer to the other three. This resulted in the sedan chair becoming much more stable. - tbh it is often true that if you make people laugh they are more likely to like you in my experience. to be fair what xie lian did was funny theyre a funny trio

okay time for some creatures and beings. base slaves do sound terrifying no thank you i do not like hordes. remind me a bit of husks from mass effect and those were the worst so. also xie lian wielder of silk ribbons i like it

im very :eyes: at fu yao and nan feng rn. i think theres more going on with them..... i have suspicions but we’ll see

well goodbye butterfly boy who crushes skulls and spiritual arrays and sick boots and taught me what a vambrace is. im guessing we shall meet again i have the strangest feeling that ive heard about you

In fact, all of the dead people in this room wore wedding garments while smiling even in death. - grim!!! spooky!!!

The moment he finished saying that, he pinched that corpse’s face twice. The youngster only felt that the skin beneath his hands felt smooth like tofu, making people’s hearts feel itchy.  - eww!!!! also dont feel up the corpse buddy wtf. also everyone leave little ying alone

Drip, drop. Drip, drop. This created the frightening scene of a forest filled with corpses as blood rained down from above. even more grim!! - happy halloween kids

When he heard Fu Yao’s explanation, Xie Lian thought in his heart, ‘This name was truly unnecessary. If it was a ‘Devastation’, then it was a ‘Devastation’. If it wasn’t, then it wasn’t. Just like how there were only the phrases, ‘ascended’ and ‘haven’t ascended yet’. There were no such things as ‘near ascending’ or ‘approaching ascending’. On the contrary, adding on a ‘near’ word made people feel awkward. - nevermind the deaths, xie lian needs to make some points about semantics. it has nothing to do with the situation at hand and i love it

QI RONG IVE HEARD ABOUT YOU FROM MY MUTUALS!!! terrified

Who knew how many times he had already said that phrase tonight. Every time something happened, Xie Lian would have to say it at least thirty to forty times. However, there would always be people who turned a deaf ear to his warnings. He felt truly quite helpless. - not sure if this is be xie lian is dressed up as a bride or if its just his bad luck. or if its bc thats just how people are. either way i feel you buddy

“Excuse me for this.” Xie Lian grabbed a hand from each bride before placing them on each other’s necks. The two brides suddenly touched something and were very surprised. Since they couldn’t see anything, they began to fiercely destroy each other. - xie lian stop being funny fjlkajdfs;kasj also right after this he goes into his street performer spiel upon being applauded. amazing

the visual of this fight with the villagers inside the ruoye loop and all the brides is pretty sick. also xi lian on the spirit phone to ling wen while the villagers cheer is very funny

heteronormativity obfuscates another mystery... but also a possessive jealous bride walking on her knees... thats quite a figure!! and tbh it is interesting that everyone assumed that the ghost was a bridegroom who didnt want to see happy couples and not a bride who didnt want to see happy couples. congrats xie lian for thinking

bruh she ripped his skull out and it screamed

i mean the indiscriminate killing of innocent women is bad but other than that im on her side tbh fuck this general pei guy

ow wtf i just cried a little bit. xie lian’s reassurance to little ying... her response.... wtf ;_;

As for the matter between General Pei and Xuan Ji, unless one was directly involved, it was better not to comment on who was right or wrong. He could only pity those seventeen innocent brides, the military officials and drivers who had escorted them. It truly was an unexpected disaster.  - valid. still sympathetic to her tho i just am

human face plague..... bruh. okay might have to alternate between reading this and watching hannibal not sure i wanna do those together

He really wanted to hang a sign on his back saying, ‘Ascension is not as good as collecting scraps’ and promote it in the mortal world.  - this lb is officially just funny xie lian moments now

The meaning behind his words were basically, the female ghost Xuan Ji causing trouble could not be blamed on General Pei, because she originally did not have the ability to cause it. If they wanted to pin the blame on someone, then they should pin it on Green Ghost Qi Rong, for it was him who took in Xuan Ji and gave her the ability to harm people. - told you. i was right to blame the men

i have indeed seen the donghua trailer so my suspicions that butterfly boy was indeed hua cheng being confirmed are just like. yep. exactly as expected.

i read the second half of chapter 12 on my phone so i didnt get any quotes but hua cheng rise to infamy funny. xie lian listening to it all and just going “hehe silver butterflies pretty” is also funny

i forgot that xie lian was in debt but im glad he paid it off good for him be free

After a while, Ling Wen really couldn’t stand it anymore and privately told him, “Your Highness ah, the things you send in the spirit communication array are all very good, however, I’m afraid that even a Heavenly Official a few hundred years older than you wouldn’t send them.” - fakhlsdfjakl; ling wen really told xie lian he was facebook grandparent posting in the spirit communication array

Since he couldn’t fix this, then it was still better to just forget about it. Xie Lian gave up on this issue, and as a result, stopped being gloomy as well. - you know what i respect that attitude i really do. xie lian said well ill just get over it and he did. i need to do this with twitter

However, this kind of problem didn’t exist for Xie Lian. With the curse upon him, he was no different compared to mortals, and thus could eat everything. And because he was a seasoned veteran of a hundred battles, no matter what he ate, he wouldn’t die. Whether it was a steamed bun that had been lying around for a month, or pastries that already sprouted some green mold, he would definitely be fine after eating those things. Since he had a constitution like this that defied the heavens, he actually got by alright during the period he collected scraps. - im sorry i know i keep saying it but xie lian is so funny i love him fjasdlfsdjfadksl literally king of eating garbage i love him so much

okay more hua cheng lore next time. and this interloper in the cart... ok

[pranspat]

bmc broadway album

more than survive

this song doesn’t have a lot of major changes to it, but i still love hearing the differences from the original! the biggest change is the inclusion of more dialogue (and some of the dialogue changes), as well as some of the tune to jeremy’s “christiiiiine”. also, will roland s h i n e s in this. i’ve seen him live a lot, but this song is already allowing me to appreciate his vocal so much more

i love play rehearsal

stephanie sounds so cute!! it sounds even better than the original recording. not only is the album just clearer in general, but she sounds so beautiful and passionate. i love the dialogue and how she pulls the little voices like she does during the show. the only real change is the line cut of “i thought i was very vulnerable” and the inclusion of her “a part of me also wants to do this” *makes weird noises*

i lOVE CHRISTINE OKAY

more than survive reprise

do you know how happy i am that this made it onto the album??? i’m sobbing rn. will’s voice is so beautiful and it was a crime that this wasn’t on the original album. also, including the music to the bathroom scene??? Lovely

the squip song

gerard is so amazing! i love how much emotional inflection he puts into this song and i love the music, which sounds different to me. the line cut throws me off a bit and i kind of wish they hadn’t cut the little wrap from off-broadway, but still!! this is wonderful.

two-player game

george doing his lil weird “the cafetorium”!! my heart!!! ughh will and george’s voices sound so nice together! and the little video game music added is so good and atmospheric. surprised they didn’t add more dialogue, considering how much was added for other songs.

the squip enters

this is somehow even funnier than the original khgfhhkjghf also fiNALLY GIVING ME MY JASON TAM!SQUIP. also the fact that they included the ending dialogue!!!!! nice!!! “yoU LOOK LIKE KEANU REEVES” (tho tbh half the song is now dialogue lmao)

be more chill part one

the new intro!!! god I LOVE IT “come on, boo, you know that you make everyone around you nauseated” again with a lot of newly included dialogue!! i think it will help newcomers understand the story better, but it’s just strange at first.

do you wanna ride

honestly probably one of the only parts that hasn’t changed except for lauren’s riff on pinkberry at the end, but i’m so gay for brooke that i’m loving it. ALSO HER LITTLE GIGGLE AND AU REVOIR AT THE END??/ JUST KILL ME

be more chill part two

jason tam’s voice is beautiful and i’m so blessed to be able to listen to it whenever i want now! also the theremin mimicking the “popular... incredible” is iNCREDIBLE and will’s little giggle just killed me

sync up

YES YES YES NEW SONG!!! surprised it starts the same as the previous more than survive reprise. but like i love seeing this live and i’m so glad i can just listen to it now!! this is just so fun i love it aaaaa also brooke’s french is so cute okay

“just like in a video, success in life requires just two things: good hand-eye coordination and a cheat code!”

and i still love that it ends the same as more than survive, okay. i would be devastated if it didn’t

a guy that i’d kinda be into

ooooooo this music sounds so nice?? and jason and will’s voices sound so nice together on the “absolutely” part! it kills me every time. and this song isn’t changed too much at all, but it’s so beautiful!! this is my fave song in the show and it’s wonderful

the squip talks

lmao why did they rename this from the squip lurks??? like i get he talks in the show over this music by why

upgrade

i love all the changes!! brooke calling jeremy jer-bear is adorable. and britton’s voice!!!! i’m dead!!! i love jake’s new part a lot. also do you know how often i have the new lyrics stuck in my head “i’m tired of being the person that everyone thinks that i am” sobs

loser, geek, whatever

this isn’t really different from the off-broadway version very much, but i love it a lot. will puts so much emotion into his singing and the song is such a win. BUT THANK YOUR FOR FINALLY INCLUDING THE OPTIC NERVE-BLOCKING PART

halloween

like, everyone’s voices sound so nice??? i’m dead??? this feels much more like a party song than it did in the original album and i love it!! wow they cut all that dialogue, huh??? that transition to “crank the bass” was a lil weird tbh. the instrumental parts are so good tho!!

and new ending part is so good!! i forgot all about it lmao but it slaps

do you wanna hang

the intro dialogue!!! i think it’s interesting that they included a lot more of the dialogue but cut out the line that actually makes chloe want to kiss jeremy??? the singing was really good, but the song was half dialogue and i don’t really think that was necessary

michael in the bathroom

george’s voice is beautiful, as always!! there really isn’t any changes, but i love being able to listen to slightly different versions of this song lol

a guy that i’d kinda be into reprise

i love that this is on the album!!! i love this moment in the show and i’m glad we get to hear it again :’)

smartphone hour

TIFFANY MANN CAN SLAUGHTER ME I LOVE HER!!! her riffs are killer! and katlyn’s voice on “rich set a fire and burned down jake’s house” kills meeee. brooke’s scream!!! my fave part of the song and i’m so glad it’s prominent now!

pants song

this is still such a fun song!! it’s never been my fave to listen to, but it’s fun! new dialogue replaces the old, but i like the new dialogue better honestly

pitiful children

YAAAAASSSSSS pitiful children has always been so good but this new intro!! and jason tam!!! also yes to the part with jenna’s dialogue lmaooo and her high note!!!! it literally gets applause every night and it’s so deserved

the play

hmm idk i can’t tell if i just never listen to the play anyway, but this feels weird. kinda incoherent??? i think they tried to make it make sense out of context but i don’t think it worked

voices in my head

i love this song!!! the inclusion of rich’s lisp!!! yes!!! this is just as good as the original :’) also i sob every fucking time i hear them say “we got your back because we are your squad”