#but yes anon thank u for picking a line for me lol

[idyllcy]

hi, i saw the 1989 tv event that you were doing and i was wondering if you could do the song slut! with tim drake? i was thinking maybe something to do with the lyrics "in a world of boys, hes a gentleman" but its completely up to you on what you wanna write :D

in a world of boys, he's a gentleman - tim drake x reader

Tim shows up at your door with flowers the first time. You take them from him, but you don't let him in. That's fine for him

Tim shows up at your door with your morning cup of coffee and your favorite pastry the second time. You take it from him with a thank you, but you still don't let him in. He's happy you thanked him. (he smiled the whole drive to work)

Tim shows up at your door with a carton of ice cream the third time. You let him in, shoveling the ice cream into your mouth as you cry over a show. He sits away from you, staring at you the whole time, chest warm.

Tim shows up to your door with the groceries you ordered the fourth time. You let him in, letting him organize your fridge as you continue your business call. He asks if you want dinner when you finish.

Tim shows up to your door with the necklace you left when you moved out the fifth time. You let him in, only half-dressed for your date, asking if you should wear heels. He tells you you look good in everything and you roll your eyes.

You show up to Tim's door once. He lets you in as you shove the bouquet into his arms, a smile on your face. "You're forgiven."

1989 event

[andromedathelovely]

hiii i saw ur list and before requesting i just wanted to tell u we have so many fandoms in common slay!!!

okay now abt requesting: may i ask hcs of sanji with a balkan s/o please?

character headcanons PT. 1☽｡⋆

sanji x balkan!reader headcanons

rating: any!

warnings: n/a

A/N: hiii!!!! omg yayyy!! (that means we have the best taste) also thank-you for requesting, i was so excited to research Balkan traditions and culture and I hope I did them justice! I tried to be vague when picking a specific country to research, i took inspiration for the readers 'hometown' more from the countries that bordered the sea (Croatia, Bulgaria, and Albania!) I also took a bit of Greek influence, since through my research of the Balkan Peninsula, Greece sometimes was included (but also sometimes not lol). I also wanted it to be more 'Mediterranean'/Beach-y since i think that it would fit very well in the One Piece world. this is more of a before the reader and sanji get together headcanon list, but I can make another post with more headcanons too! i focused a lot on the food side of Balkan Culture since... its Sanji. i also tried to cite my sources, a big sorry to Henry Cavill since i used wikipedia so very much. but please enjoy, anon!!

100% fell in love with you at first sight

like, immediately after meeting you he started following you around your small coastal village like a lost puppy dog

i personally think at first he would just stare at you, not in a creepy way, but an in-awe sort of way

then he would shamelessly flirt with you, (AKA a little bit of 'something sweet for someone sweet')

for sure making the rest of his crew groan in annoyance, and roll their eyes

i'd imagine the reason he and his crew were in your hometown in the first place, was to anchor down and collect more rations and materials for the trip to the Grand Line

eventually, after a week or so of being in your village, Luffy would invite you to join his crew

and since you've always wanted to travel the world, you said yes but maybe it was also because of a certain blonde-haired cook?

i'd imagine Sanji would always be looking out for you once you all set sail, always making sure you are safe and whatnot aboard the Going Merry

days would be hot, and nights would seem like forever, but sanji's flirty nature and the other's hilarious chemistry would entertain you

you would spend hours conversing with sanji, sitting along barrels on the deck, watching the dark waves crash along the side of the Going Merry, the moon reflecting upon the waters dark navy sheen

he's a smoker (hot oml) so he would probably pull out a smoke every once in a while, but if you didn't like the smell, he would immediately put it out, frantically exclaiming his many apologies

sanji would definitely notice how much you missed your home and would try to cook some of your favorites

with only some rations (but enough) he would make you a plentiful amount of Balkan snacks, meals, and desserts

he would absolutely make the best tarator soup for hot days onboard, or dolmas made of squash, tomatoes, or cabbage (anything that would stay preserved below deck) ((yumm omg))

(also omg stuffed peppers, i know realistically they wouldn't have fresh meat on board but guys, i love stuffed peppers and him making stuffed peppers would make him so much more attractive to me)

i think he would definitely promise to make more of your favorite foods, once you returned to land

after a while of knowing each other, i think he would confess his feelings to you first, probably tired of being constantly dismissed as you would think he was jokingly flirting with you

(i know it took a long time for a confession, but who doesn't love a bit of banter and a chase)

things would probably be pretty much the same as before, but now he would definitely be more protective and want to spend most of his time with you

after battles with rival pirates, he would instantly be by your side

"are you alright, my love?"

"yes, i'm okay."

"are you sure? 100% sure??"

he would be a very very worried lover

sorry, i totally made this food-centered, and not exactly sanji centered lolll. I'm hungry now, Balkan foods look divine! xoxo <3

[satoruxx]

congrats on 200 followers!!

im thinking of hsr blade + reader who keeps throwing him corny science-y pickup lines :3

examples:

"if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i'd choose RNA because it has U in it"

"are you an arrhythmia? because you just made my heart skip a beat"

"are you rheumatoid arthritis? because you make me feel weak in the knees"

(inspired by @/nathan_fang_'s science rizz on ig, theyre absolute gold)

pairing: blade x reader | 1.3k+ words summary: all fluff and crack, just a teensy tiny bit suggestive at the end but it's harmless, blade is TIRED, classic sunshine x grump trope bc we all secretly love it hehe a/n: AHHHH hello anon! this was so much fun to write omg !! blade is such a grump i love him. i don't know if i did him justice though lol. i really wanna pull for him but i spent all my savings on luocha sobs. anyways thank you thank you for your support and i hope you enjoy this <33

blade didn't mind working in pairs. normally, he worked well with the teammates he had. following kafka's plans usually ended with a success, and even as irritating as silver wolf could be, she had enough knowledge in her brain to get them out of sticky situations. he definitely didn't mind working with either of them.

you on the other hand, blade was unsure of. ok yes, in your defense, he knew that you were quite intelligent. you were well-versed in the lifestyles of many different galaxies, and you were the type of person who liked to research as much as you could before you stepped foot on a new planet. so the first day blade met you, he did truly believe you were a mature, all-knowing researcher joining the stellaron hunters.

that was before, though. while you still did come off as all-knowing, he now knew you were far from mature.

"will you please quit it?"

you grin cheekily, watching him pace back and forth in front of the locked door you both were hiding behind, on the look out for guards. his red eyes dart back and forth between the door and you as you sit at one of the computers, extracting some files for the mission.

"i'm just saying you could try to smile more, blade."

he scoffs, eyes lingering on you and your annoying grin for a second longer. "nothing to smile about in my life."

you snort, shaking your head as you absentmindedly tap at the screen. "well that's dramatic. you just need something to make you laugh."

"I don't see any funny people around here." he sneers, eyes narrowed as he shoots you a sarcastic grin. you place your hand on your heart in mock offense.

"i'll have you know i am very funny!" you say defensively, shooting him a glare. blade only raises an unimpressed eyebrow.

"sure thing. because everything you've ever said has got me positively giggling. now will you shut up and work faster so we can get out of here?"

a mirthless smile graces your face as you narrow your eyes at him in retaliation. "you just have no sense of humor." you mutter, turning back to the screen. blade rolls his eyes before resuming his lookout, though his gaze does wander back to you more times than he cares to admit. the room is silent save for the occasional clicks of the software you were accessing, and for a second blade thinks he misses the sound of your talking, but he pushes that thought aside.

you somehow seem to pick up on it though, because you speak up again. "hey blade?"

"what?"

"are you rheumatoid arthritis?"

he can't see your face with your back turned to him, and he seems to think you're seriously asking him a question, because he frowns and begins to speak. "are you stupid? do you mean to say do i have rheumatoid arthritis? because, you know that i do not-"

"because you make me feel weak in the knees!"

there's a tense silence as he stares at you, his brain trying to process what you just said. when it clicks his lips curl into a sneer and he groans.

"aeons, will you please shut up? you are so stupid why am i stuck here-"

"hey blade, if you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive!"

his clicks his tongue as you giggle, finally standing up and making your way over to him after downloading all the data you needed. you peer at him mischievously, eyes scanning over his sour expression. "what, not even a smile? tough crowd."

he scoffs, opening the door and ushering you out in front of him so that he can keep an eye on you. "what, that was your strategy? stupid nerdy pick up lines? try harder."

"you're underestimating my resolve, bladie. i will get you."

he hums absentmindedly, resisting the urge to roll his eyes at you as he peers down halls for any enemies before sending you the signal to keep walking.

you clear your throat, and he sighs as you begin your inane antics once more. "you must be a good benzene ring because you are so aromatic!"

"stop it right now."

"you must be made of uranium and iodine, because i can see U and I together!"

he pauses, eyes narrowing as a weird tumble occurs in his chest. he glares down at you from the corner of his eyes, trying his best not to dwell on it because aeons above you were just being stupid. he hears you laugh under your breath, and he's about to scold you once more before he hears voices approaching.

"shut up. guards." he orders quietly, pulling your arm back so that you're now hiding behind the wall with him. he watches them carefully, scarlet eyes scanning for any sudden movements as he keeps you behind him. suddenly he feels your finger poke at his bicep as you whisper:

"are you a carbon sample? because i really wanna date you!"

blade feels his face grow hot as he glares at you angrily. he immediately turns around and presses a bandaged hand over your mouth, leaning in close to hiss at you. "you idiot. didn't i say shut up? they're right there!"

you reach up to pull his hand away from your face, though your fingers continue to hold his as you give him another cheeky smile.

"ooh," you whisper dramatically, grinning at his close proximity. "are you a heart arrhythmia? because you just made my heart skip a beat!"

blade's eyes dart all over your face, and he ignores the way that it feels like his brain is short-circuiting since it's probably just because of how reckless you're being. instead he just opts for rolling his eyes and clamping his hand back over your mouth. you let him this time, though he can still tell you're smiling by the way your eyes crinkle.

as soon as the coast is clear, he's leading you back to the ship without a word. the entire way there, you continue to drop more of your stupid lines, and he only gives you annoyed groans in response.

by the time you both are safely back, he's had enough of you.

"-you have 11 protons? because you're sodium fine!" you giggle, and blade's eye twitches once before he's turning around and getting in your face once more. his eyes bore into yours as he smirks.

"oh yeah? if i was an enzyme, i'd be dna helicase, just so that i could unzip your genes." he says, keeping his voice even as he stares at you.

your jaw drops, face heating up at the unexpected turn of events as you stumble over a response. "w-wait, you-!"

"what? you've been yapping my ear off about how great our chemistry is. don't you think we should do some biology together too?" he smirks, red eyes lighting up as he takes in your flustered expression.

"well that's not what i-!" you pause, breath hitching as he leans closer and brushes a strand of loose hair out of your eyes. he chuckles under his breath, peering at you through his bangs.

"damn. you must be an alkali metal. one touch and already highly reactive, huh?"

"blade!" you hiss, eyes darting away from him and he finally relents, pulling back to watch you with an amused grin. you clear your throat, almost like you know how caught off guard you look. "i have to go...report to kakfa."

he bites back a grin, watching you leave through the dark strands of his hair. so flustered that you didn't even realize that in the end you did get him to smile? how amusing.

he laughs quietly to himself, shaking his head. maybe, just maybe, he could try to ask elio to make you his partner permanently.

[f1-disaster-bi]

omg i feel so famous hello norstappen anon here i can’t believe my ask was linked to a fic you published and that it was so perfect!!!!! both the original ask where u mentioned your thoughts and then the actual fic ask what will i do with myself now!!!! i loved the way you so easily intertwined these irl moments perfectly into the reality the fox is sent it, like lando texting max bc he can’t sleep, and then the line where max thought “all he ever cared about was them”. like yes my fav of all time will always be wag au but you have such a talent for slipping these moments in so seamlessly that they feel so natural and organic it made me smile!!! they r so cute and so soft and tender norstappen has such a place in my heart and you do it so well!!!!!!!!! this was so cute thank you for sharing your thoughts with us and the scene where they finally fall asleep together made me !!! and the details about the cats picking their favs lol, omg just the softness 🥺🥺🥺

Thank you so much anon 🥺❤️

I'm so glad you liked my little post-Austria fic for them! I just had the idea of the whole Lando texting first thing being Lando asking Max to come to him cause he can't sleep and that they're both more worried about their relationship and each other than actual racing in the aftermath. They just want to be close and have that reasurance that they're okay.

I tried to fit in some of the things said in real life in the aftermath, but I just wanted it to be soft and a little sweet and just them trying to put boundaries in place so they don't get torn apart by racing but realising that what they have is stronger than bad races and that what they need is to be together, even when they're not ready to talk it out cause seperation kills them.

I was going to write a bit more but somehow it felt perfect to end it with them both just finally feeling comfortable enough to sleep because the other is there and in their arms, and now they can rest 🥺

[ahundredtimesover]

MIMI I LOVE THIS CHAPTER SO DAMN MUCHHH!!!! first we got to see more about jungkook and a back story on his lifestyle and how he is the way he is 🥹🥹🥺 and then we saw a bit of why oc likes to stay closed off with her love life too. and then as the chapter progressed we saw so much soft moments and my heart is literally fluttering. like when he followed her at the art center place because she was in AWE. he saw her with a new emotion he didn’t see before on her face and followed her because he’s so whipped and then in the perfect moment he caught her when she was abt to fall!!!!!!! i screamed so muchhh and thennnn he got sooo worried about the situation and whether or not she got hurt🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 AND he stayed by her side and tried to prevent anything from hurting her or putting her in danger. AND THEN WHEN HE TIED THE HAT STRAP FOR HER AKDHSKDHDKDJDJDB I COULDNT CONTAIN MY SCREAMING AND KICKING DRJFHEJDJ HE EVEN TEASED HER FOR IT BC IT LOOKED FUNNY ON HER IM STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT ENTIRE SCENE AND EVERYTHING THAT WENT ON

AND YOONGI IS A REAL ONE HE REALLY HELPED JUNGKOOK COME TO REALIZATION WITH THESE FEELINGS HE HAS AAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOONGI💝💘🌸💗🩷💞💕💖

oh and don’t get me started on the gala event. they went as DATES looking all hot and sexy they held on to eachother, jungkook protected her from that creep, and he stayed with her the entire night goshhhhh the story is progressing so perfectly thank you mimi😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗

OKAY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MY FAVORITE PART IS THE FACT THAT HE CALLED HER NAME LIKE THREE TIMES THIS CHAPTER IT JUST CAME SO NATURALLY AND I SWEAR I FELT BUTTERFLIES AND WAS NON STOP SMILING AND KICKING MY FEET, GIGGLING AND EVERYTHING🦋🦋🦋🦋🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THIS STORY WE LOVE YOU MIMI THANK YOU TRULYYY💖💖💖💖

OKAY FIRST HELLO HI ILY THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY 😭😭😭 I love knowing which parts stick out to you guys and I loooove that it’s those moments that got me kicking screaming crying myself hahaha (and now I think that the next chapters moments will rly make u melt 🤭)

And yes, these two have their reasons and backstories for being the way they are. Like, they’re just scared and closed off and don’t know what and how they can give themselves to another person 😢 but as we see, they’re slowing softening up! Lol that helmet strap hha seems so trivial but I get you, anon! That made me giddy, too.

We all love Yoongi! And we actually see that he does care for OC. He’s moved on and he just wants her happy, however that looks like 😌

AND WOW u kept tabs of how many times he called her by her name hahaha I love that you’re picking up on that bc we see how he’s slowly crossing the line through it!! Hehe more to come! Thank you so much for dropping by and making me so happy with this ask 💕💕💕 sending you love!!!!

[laurent-ofvere]

yes I am the anon from last time !!! PLS discuss more of that. anything really? i am most interested in how it all ends in ur head x thank u

okay well I answered a bunch of asks on this verse back when I first wrote it so feel free to look through those, I cover a lot of thoughts and scenarios and kinks and such BUT one thing I mentioned but wanna reemphasize is kastor!! kastor is a ton of fun of this, I just love the idea of him knowing who laurent is and tormenting him with it, holding it over laurents head without even needing to say it bc he knows laurent gets it, with this info laurent belongs to him too 👅

as for how it ends, let me make this clear: this fic is not happy, this fic is not lovey, this fic is not about forgiveness lol sorry but miss me with that. we got it in the books and its great but NOT THE VIBE HERE. I got some comments about how they find each other in every world and how laurent will come to slowly learn damen here like he did in the reverse and no! NO! this verse is about VENGEANCE AND BLOOD AND PORN 🔪

SO here's the thing - laurents gotta die lmao. a key element in the books (and a big revelation/turning point moment for laurent) was the understanding that simply put, laurent cant beat damen. damen is the better fighter and thats that. there was a line in canon where damen tells laurent something about how laurent would have come for him and damen would have killed him and thats how it would have been between them, SOMETHING LIKE THAT and I think thats pretty central to this fic. sure he could have gone the poison route or something but 1. no and 2. laurent and I wanted VIOLENCE!! so while the fic is technically open ended, I wanted laurent to achieve his goal and kill damen. like in canon, I dont believe laurent would succeed in this victoriously. like damen said, laurent would show up with the intention of killing him and he would have died himself. so! THEY BOTH DIE 🥳 bc the realism is that he cant kill damen and get away with it, but nobody said anything about not getting away with it :')

a side note that I'll put here: I dont think laurent went into this with the surety that he wouldn't survive, but I do think he went into it with the understanding that its a possibility, and he was still willing to do it. like I said in the previous ask, vengeance is laurents #1 goal and he would achieve it no matter the cost, even if it means his own life.

I saw the ending scene as VERY gone girl esque. laurent has picked up that damens inhibitions are low during sex, especially towards the end + I also just find the idea of laurent slicing damens throat while theyre fucking super hot, especially if he continues to ride him while theyre covered in blood. I am absolutely certain that damen would fight back which is why the whole thing is a GIGANTIC mess, and while he succeeds in killing laurent, his attacker, he ultimately doesn't survive it himself. and thats really how I see it ending, laurent bleeding out and rolling off of damen's body with a dagger falling out of his hand and a smile on his face 😎

[thegreatlibraryfangirl]

i wasn't sure which one of the aro questions i should ask so answer whatever 3 questions u like most

Oh bless you anon, you could ask any that you fancied!

But OK fabulous I will pick some.

Where do you fit in the aro community (ex, alloaro / aroace / nonSAM aro / etc)?

Alloaro, sexual attraction is the uncomplicated side of life LOL. I’m also arospec rather than aromantic, because I have experienced romantic attraction before.

How long have you known you are aro? 

(more frustrated horse noises). I swear I had posted something on tumblr about this realisation, but can I find it??? Of course not. Some time early 2021 was announcing it to myself.

My whole life I’ve never had a romantic/sexual relationship with anyone. It tends not to bother me, other than what I would phrase as “I want to be someone’s most important person”, which is the desperate attention whore in me lol and technically isn’t a romantic or sexual desire, though of course it’s unlikely to be  fulfilled any other way (mumbles about amatonormativity). My mum still believes I’ll find someone, which,like, I am in my 30s. I have had a lifetime of not sharing my life, my bed, my time. I’m not sure I could comfortably accommodate another person in stereotypical couple living conditions now even if I did love them.

In 2020 I had an unsuccessful (for several different reasons, including covid) attempt at starting a relationship, which made me realise that I might actually be less likely to create romantic feelings than other people (previously i’d just assumed that you either found The One immediately or that romantic feelings just grew for everyone over time. I had to explain dating to myself somehow lol. the whole dating thing feels like nonsense to me.).

Then in about Feb 2021 my best friend of a decade started Going Through Some Shit and I discovered that adding the resulting increase in emotional intimacy to the cocktail of ten years of bestfriendship + existing lowkey sexual attraction = romantic feelings. Mainly of the “I wish I could fix it for you” variety, but romantic feelings nonetheless. And then I was like, ooooh okay, so this is the deal. This is an unusual feeling, I don’t know if I’ve had this before.

And then (thank you a decade on Tumblr steeping me in both microlabels and anti-gatekeeping concepts) I just shrugged and said okay, and called myself demi. I’m still not sure if that’s the correct label, so sometimes I use greyaro or arospec.

Do you have any aro-spec headcanons?

Oh yes! I have blathered about all of these before but yes, let’s go over them again.

Annis is aromantic and allosexual. She doesn’t feel romantic attraction like she knows other people do, and she’s not bothered by it. Happy in her skin.

Glain is ... well, I waver constantly between making her aroace or aroallo, but regardless, she’s aromantic, and romance-repulsed.

Wolfe is. Hm. We say Nic-sexual a lot on here, and like, basically that lol. Wolfe has had one romantic and probably one sexual attraction his entire life, and it’s to his Niccolo. Exactly which label to pick for that, who knows? Demi? Definitely neurodivergent??

Morgan is arospec, label unknown to her or me lol. Based on her thoughts in Smoke and Iron, where she admits that she really cares for Jess, but doesn’t love him.

I was browsing microlabels yesterday and oops now i have a new headcanon: Thomas is nebularomantic, which is basically quoiromantic (can’t distinguish romantic from platonic feelings) but exclusively for neurodivergent people. Because I also headcanon Thomas as neurodivergent of some sort, and I absolutely interpret an awful lot of his canonical relationship with Jess as blurring that line between friends and “in love”.

[jonnnysuh]

rating seventeen on whether they can tell if people have a crush on them

Requested by anon: it's the anon who sent in the previous request and i wanna say it was [chef's kiss] god-tier writing 😔👌 if u're up for it, could u do a svt rating for how good they are at realizing someone has feelings for them? (just based off of my own intuition, but i feel like it'd take vernon forEVER to realize. u could send him the most poetic sht ever talking about how the stars can't compare to his eyes and he'd hit u back with a "lol thanks u're such a great friend :)" like an absolute CLOWN 😭😭)

A/N: sorry this took so long!!! very much struggling on an actual serious analysis or something funny so it's kinda a mess but happy 100th post guys!!! who would've thunk? I forgot to tag myself but I’m Joshua / Jeonghan

Series Masterlist

—S COUPS 5.1/10 hit or miss,, would rather if someone was upfront bc now his brain hurts.

—JEONGHAN ??/10 thinks everyone is even just a little bit in love with him already, so in a sense, yes but also?? no

—JOSHUA 3/10 can tell when people have crushes on his friends but not himself

—JUN 8/10 has a gut feeling so he tests it out. He'll flirt back real heavy but -2 points bc he gets scared when someone takes the bait oml ((Lowkey reciprocates feelings when he figures it out))

—HOSHI 5/10 y'all have seen him in don't lie.... he will take the smallest thing and spin it around and sometimes be right. He is the same way here

—WONWOO 10/10 you think he doesn't know but he definitely knows. All he had to do was make eye contact with you.

—WOOZI 0/10 has no idea. Not even a clue. You have to literally tell him and include the fact that you’re being serious.

—DK -103432/10 always jokes around that you two could be together and date but cannot tell at all that you are straight up in love with him,, wonders if he manifested it somehow

—MINGYU 2/10 even if the person has hinted a few times it's gone over his head. There is elevator music playing in his head

—THE8 10/10 I have nothing else to say but that I feel like he has really good instincts

—SEUNGKWAN 10/10 tries to connect the dots too heavily and YES he's a little bit outrageous AND everyone doubts him but he’s actually right so HA

—VERNON 10/10 Honestly, I think that because Vernon is conventionally good looking (and is constantly told that he is), he has become hyper-aware of how people perceive him. Easily picks up on when people act differently around him

—DINO 0/10 thinks he's good at it but he literally cannot read between the lines. You can invite him out somewhere just the two of you and he'll be like "naaah I don't really like bowling." OKAY??? BUT DO U LIKE ME?????

[kanmom51]

I wonder: if I showed this simple (and definitely incomplete) list of things Jikook did with each other to some outsider... would they think they are a couple or not?

(-> YES. YES THEY WOULD. The fact that people have the gut to discredit them because they are same sex members of a boy group blows my mind! The overly pushed heteronormative is especially disgusting :/)

JM is JK 's emergency contact

JK has JM initials tattoed on his ring finger

they know e/o's family very well JK's mom loves JM JK references JM's father multiple times JK's brother seem to like JM a lot

JM gave JK a '(love)bite' on his neck

JK nibbled on JM's ear on a stage in front of 66k people after saying 'I love you'

JK called JM baby

JK called JM dangshin

JM called JK puppy prince

JK drops honorifics with JM

you are me I am you

they where together on free days/national holidays

they are often seen arriving and leaving together in the same car

JK said JM is the perfect person to marry

JK always gives JM his full attention when JM is talking

JK said JM is the member who gave him the most confort

they went to see the first snow together

they wore matching outfits on valentine's day

they went on a private holiday together (JK's present to JM for his birthday)

JK recorded their holiday together and published the video as his last present to JM (said video has romantic undertones and lyrics)

JK has preferential treatment for JM - pancake - never getting angry and letting JM get away with anything - scolding the other members when they talk over JM

they have special voices/tones for e/o

they share or match clothes jeans shirts green jackets vampire t-shirt olive brewery sweater grey t-shirt pants/shirt by LV check collection olive green and balck plaid jacket purple shirt and purple marni sweater shoes on several occasions

they went on a date to disneyland

they went on a date bowling

they went on a date ice skating

they touch in sus places neck (both) inner thighs (both) waist (JK to JM) chest (JM to JK) hair/face/lips (both) ass (both)

they hold hands for no reason

they back-hug for no reason

they side-hug for no reason

they hug for no reason

they sit on top of e/o

JK gravitates towards JM

JK stares at JM a lot esp his lips

they cuddle

JM said he would go to the moon with JK

JM said he would feel safe with JK even on a deserted island

JM said JK is a reliable banreyo

JK said everything about JM is cute

JK said JM is the cutest

JK said JM with makeup is sexy

JK said 'if it's sexy, it's JM hyung'

JM said he loves waking up and seeing JK

JK portraied his and JM morning routine in the music video for LGO bc he wanted realism

JM said the part of his heart that thinks about JK is quite big

JK woke up early on a 'retreat' in New Zeland to collect snow and gift it to JM

JK said JM's existence is honey for him

they have been seen going shopping together

they have been seen working out together

they have given e/o plenty of compliments (even on their phisical appearence)

the thing JK is most sorry for is an argument with JM when they were younger

jin repeatedly teased them for their couply behavior

they flirt on stage magic shop

they naturally pair up for group pictures

they wait for e/o to head home

they give e/o advice on dancing, performance and singing

they are together at weird hours at night (night buddies coff coff)

V called them out several time for being together alone instead of with him (vlives)

they said they better not do vlives together bc they distract e/o

the members refers to them as a unit

staff has said they never see them separated

they have questionable selcas together (of buised lips and shared beds)

JK said JM is shameless

they flirt a lot during downtime

JM seems to like being picked up/carried around by JK

JM said JK is his happy virus

JK said he makes JM happy. JM didn't deny

rabbit spit

JM saying JK likes being tied up

allusive pick up lines everywhere my heart is burning why are you acting cute detective play with me arrest me do you think you can always be forgiven bc you are cute it's not our first time I want you why do you always come to my room give me a kiss why am I so erotic? I am going to be your future boyfriend are you happy bc of me? Don't you hear my heartbeat? I purple u do you like me that much? This is my toy JK's holy sweat You gotta spank him although he's older

questionable subtitles provided for context star, wind and romance mood and they lived happily ever after JK is happy with JM kate minslet and leonardo jungcaprio JM is JK's favourite model the director is getting into it JM and JK are one the maknae is happy thanks to JM hearts, cute comments and music from the editing team over their interactions

the sun and moon duo

golden closet film

big romantic gestures for e/o JM getting back to korea from Paris for JK's birthday JK singing romantic songs to JM

korea's open secret

being seen together taking a covid swab

JM always stays afterhours to reharse with JK

they are e/o biggest fanboys

JK is protective of JM (airport)

jimmeo and kookliet

JM got annoyed Jin called him while he was spending time with JK

they went on a boat date to see the red moon

they went to see malta together

JK is often potographing or filming JM

they have moments together that are proper misteries and so weird the mosquito net incident the whole osaka vlives fiasco the various 'home' references laguna beach the kiss sound video while JK reharses weird tweets/hashtags what do you want for your birthday, do you have a desire? Ambiguous use of the world ARMY what is tasty in Busan JM's manager the tissue incident the incriminated-selfie gate

they seem to know everything about e/o

they mention e/o a lot

their last two solo songs are love songs (finding love in unexpected places and the joy coming from happy love)

j-hope mixes them up a lot

JM has plenty of cute pet names for JK

JM said 'it could appear as if JK is simply somebody close to him who is younger (but...)'

JM is always with JK when he is phisically or emotionally hurt

JK often massages JM for his chronic pain

JM often massages/caresses JK bc yes

JK imitated JM's dangerous dieting in order to make him realize how bad it was

they have private (questionable) videos dancing together/practicing alone

JK took over a call JM did to Jin on vlive to say 'I love you'

JK said 'I love you JM' in the mic after a concert

JK said 'I love you' to JM on the red carpet in sign language

They both said they get hyped when they make eye contact on stage

JK gave JM the cutie award

JK stays close to JM when JM falls asleep in public places

they blew kisses to e/o

they got lost staring at e/o and forgot what they where doing JM on the red carpet both of them at awards

they paired accessories

they paired hair colors

they have a lot of admiration for e/o as people

JK lets (or makes) JM win

they get frequently lost in their own world

they reference things only the other understand

JK sometimes puts up a bit of a jealous act I do not approve of this

JM lets JK scold him

JK said to JM 'you are always number one for me'

JK said to JM 'I am always watching you'

JK has been recorded softly containing JM when he's on a perfectionist streak

they seek e/o out for comfort after performance hugging/hand holding

when one is hurt the other looks like he's suffering too JK on stage when JM broke down in the first virtual concert JM when JM got denied in a game

they defend e/o from the other members and have e/o's back

the other members separated them on several occasions when they got too touchy

personal space who?

They know things about e/o that are clearly not shared with the class brushing teeths snoring alarm ring sleeping time

black swan performance

they put e/o hands under the other's clothes to touch bare skin

JM kissed JK's neck

they feed e/o

spanking and ass-grabbing

they were caught on camera ogling e/o shamlessly

JM's weird strenght kink

JM said his camera roll is full ok JK

they have a different smile for e/o

other members said suspicious things about them together

JK only saw JM and J-hope during their official break

all the members minus JM complain about JK not answering his phone

heart eyes

drinking from the same bottle

blindly recognizing e/o's body parts just by touch or out of context photos

napping on each other (yeah, you read that right)

non-verbal communication over 9000

weird editorial cuts in backstage videos when the two of them are together

JM said 'JK falls asleep hugging me'

JM said 'JK plays hard to get but when he thinks I am sleeping he comes by and say I love you'

JM said he is the main model for GCF

JK said JM's photocard is sexy

JK sometimes hesitates in touching JM or holding him when he knows they r on camera

JK said JM is a fallen angel

JK praised JM's dancing several times

JK likes to tease JM

fixing e/o clothes

JK closes his eyes when JM touches him

JM run trough a whole stage abandoning his stage persona when he hought JK was being sick

JM puts JK's happiness first

similar mindset about important stuff in life

JM sat on JK. Uh. Different ways

JK putting his hands over JM while being hugged in order to drag JM even closer

JM ordering JK around and literally dragging him around

JK being overprotective

the members subtly panicking when JK/JM have to interact closely on camera

JM having to fight for JK's forgiveness while Jin was immediately let off the hook

Quite a list anon, lol. You put so much work into this list I couldn't not post it.

I do agree with most of your points if not all of them, but a good example of just how much there is out there to show how these two are the real deal.

[nxrthmizu]

kAY but I was thinking, what about or needy, clingy bois (bokuto, oikawa and atsumu), finally reuniting with their singer!s/o after she spent awhile away on tour? thank u in advance, I hope you're well and having a great day! Love your writing. 💌💗

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request | bokuto, oikawa, and atsumu with a singer!reader who has been away on tour 

words | 1.4k 

author’s note | uwuuu this is such a cute idea anon! hope this is satisfactory :3 also I kind of strayed from the topic? lol 

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↬ bokuto koutarou 

most of your tours before were only a day or two long at most, because you would only be touring around Japan

it was for this reason that koutarou never realised how lonely it was when you weren’t around :( 

it wasn’t too bad if he had practice, because he’d eventually get distracted by hinata and atsumu 

but that one time it was really bad because 1. your tour was a week long, and 2. since msby black jackals had just finished playing some big matches, they had a few days off 

he moped around for the whole day, called akaashi five(5) times, and pouted when he tried calling you and it didn’t go through 

twitter blew up because he tweeted on his main that he was lonely and wanted someone to accompany him :( 

hinata was spending the day with kageyama; atsumu was back at hyogo; and sakusa just ignored him so he just spent the whole day at home wallowing in loneliness (poor babie <3 ) 

luckily, there was practice the next day, and hinata was able to coax him out of emo mood half an hour into practice 

by the time the week was over, this boy was vibrating with excitement to see you 

if he had a tail, it would be wagging at two hundred crotchet beats per minute 

even with your sunglasses and hat on, he was able to recognise you and I am not joking when I say this man screamed at the sight of you, ran across the airport to pick you up :) 

this man is not going to let you go for the next five hours 

he held your hand the whole drive back home, then insisted on getting into the shower with you, cuddled you while waiting for takeout, made you sit on his lap while the two of you ate, cuddled again while watching a movie... etc. you get the idea 

the next morning when he wakes up with your in his arms he has the biggest smile on his face because he’s been waking up alone for the past week and now that you’re back he’s going to ignore his morning run in favour of staying in bed with you for ten more minutes :3 

↬ oikawa tooru 

he tries not to be clingy because he doesn’t want you to get tired of him but damnnn he misses you so much :( 

and then he proceeds to feel bad because the only thing he can think of is that you must’ve felt this lonely too when he had to fly out of argentina to play international matches 

for every night that you’re gone he has to resist the urge to call you because he knows you’re going to be tired and you need your rest but jskjksjskjs he wants to hear your voice 

if you call him first he’ll try his best to not sound too excited but the truth is,,, this cute baby missed you so much 

‘did you miss me?’ you meant it in a pleasing tone, but you didn’t expect your boyfriend to literally have a mental breakdown on the other side of the line 

he goes to sleep with a smile on his face, because even though he can’t feel your warmth next to him, he can hear your soft breathing through his phone, and that’ll have to be enough for now 

(he also promises himself that the next time he flies out of the country, he’ll make sure to call you every night) 

that isn’t to say he isn’t affected, though 

his teammates notice that his sets are just a slight bit off when you’re not around 

that’s not to say he doesn’t set well, it just isn’t as accurate as it normally is 

the day that you fly back coincidentally clashes with a match, so he makes sure to call you the night before and apologise for not being able to pick you up from the airport 

he’s doing his best to concentrate on the match, but between his phases of strong focus, his brain is filled with thoughts of going home and seeing you, your hair still damp from your shower 

god, he missed you so much 

the game flies past quickly, a quick victory for his team- but the serotonin that the win gives him is nothing compared to the feeling in his heart when he turns and spots you, waving with a smile from the stands, dressed in his former, turquoise-and-white Seijoh jersey (that’s how he always picks you out in a crowd- because you’re always wearing glasses and a hat to avoid anyone recognising you in public)

‘look at him go.’ his teammates nudge each other at the sight of the lovesick-smile that he’s wearing 

you run down to the dressing room, the security personnel recognising you easily and letting you in 

he picks you up, spins you around and kisses you (just because he can and because he wants to show off his strength :)) 

‘god, I missed you so much,’ 

just imagine this man tucking his face in your neck and murmuring that softly <3 I would die for him and this is the proof 

‘you’re so sweaty!’ you laugh but both of you know that you don’t really mind. it doesn’t matter because the love of your life, tooru, is right in front of you and everything else pales in comparison compared to him 

tooru would pamper you so much when you get home, he would hold you in his lap and wait for you to fill him in on everything that happened 

he’s touchy normally but after spending a week away from you, his touches linger for a moment longer and he’s more reluctant about letting you go if you want to get up to get something 

please love him <3 

↬ miya atsumu 

he used to tease you so much when you complained about missing him when he had away games 

but now that he was in your place? he was starting to understand where you were coming from 

you had barely been gone for two days and he was missing your presence already... and he knew he couldn’t call you to hear your voice because you’d probably be getting ready for a performance or catching up on much-needed rest 

he would never admit it but he turned on your laptop to listen to some of your recordings just so he could hear your voice 

sprayed your perfume on the bedsheets just to make it smell it a little bit more like you 

definitely watched a bunch of romance movies in hopes of feeling better but ended up feeling even more lonely instead :( poor bby 

he literally screamed when he got a text from you 

you know that super-high girly screech that some teenagers make? yeah he made that noise, nearly dropped his phone, then proceeded to squeal at your message 

[ hey idiot, how was your day? ] 

the nickname ‘idiot’ isn’t an insult anymore but instead an affectionate title, and he can basically hear your laugh and your voice next to him as he reads the words 

[ hey to you too idiot, my day was ok. urs? :) ] 

it doesn’t show in his texts but he has the biggest smile on his face and the only thing he can think about is you, your pretty eyes and your hair and your skin and basically just... you 

when he finally hears your voice in person again, instead of out of your laptop or from one of your music videos, this man just... stops 

completely freezes because he’s forgotten how beautiful you sound and look and the sight of you, pulling your mask down, standing outside the apartment door just hits him hard 

‘i love you,’ he mumbled into your shoulder, pulling you into a hug 

you pat him on the back a little awkwardly like... what happened in the week you were gone? who is this? that’s not your boyfriend it’s an imposter 

does he wrap you in a bear hug and not let go for the next two hours? absolutely 

‘tsumu... I need to use the toilet.’ 

‘no.’ 

you’re just??? wdym no??? sir I need to use the toilet 

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send me requests! I feel like writing :3 (ah yes me ignoring the fact I skipped multiple daminette december days plus terushima’s songfic) 

gen. haikyuu!! taglist. @owlywrites @hikari-writes 

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[wokestraightpuffy]

Hallo, i hope you are alright and that my ask aren’t annoying but I wanted to ask do you have any c!puffy headcannons? —🤡

YOURE NOT ANNOYING AT ALL !!! NEVER THINK THAT ILU VERY MUCH. MUAH /p

as for c!puffy headcanons, i am not the best person to ever organize their thoughts properly but ill try my best >:’D

ahaha. this got. super complex and way too long and more of like an introspective study to puffy now instead of harmless fun headcanons so, uh. under read more <3 (also reminder this is all /rp and /dsmp)

* i like to think that she has a hero complex, but its a bit different since she never really sees herself as an ‘important’ part of the story, not the main character but a support one, hence ‘im fine with being the side character’ or how she’s said she doesnt care what happens to her and would gladly sacrifice(?) herself if there werent other people she had to protect. girl u need therapy urself <3

* though very open with how she feels and never afraid to say when someone/something is upsetting her, ‘opening up’ is still a whole mountain climb for her, apparently. like, she’d rant about the egg, get mad at the eggpire, let off some steam by committing arson or exploding stuff, she’ll rarely ever talk about how much the stuff that upset her actually HURT her. does that make sense? LIKE, she’ll lash out, she’ll get mad, she’ll take NO SHIT thrown at her face, but to show the kinda vulnerability of dealing with that? to cry about it talk about those feelings with someone? I think she’d rather eat her own foot lol

* adding onto the thing above, she doesnt necessarily actually realize this about herself. less of actively doing it and rather growing... used to the ‘cycle of violence’ in the smp as they call it. and the fact that rarely have people really asked, that no one’s actually available for that, w her losing her closest friends, bad and ant, sam being busy w the warden stuff... and niki. yeah. there’s foolish, but i doubt she’d ever see venting to someone she considers her son appealing

* also. puffy is just sometimes... really bad at conveying sadness. i think she’s a rare crier. id go as far to say that shes even more emotionally constipated than dream, lol (but maybe not while the guy’s in his prison arc) and that she’d be the type of person to tell you its okay to cry but beat herself up over something if she let a tear slip in a heated moment

* speaking of sadness. she’ll only ever actually Be Sad if she’s alone or with someone she doesnt necessarily care the opinions of. yknow how she mourned for tommy and blamed herself? those dialogue bits? yeah, those are only times shed actually be vulnerable

* puffy’s go to response to the egg and how its fucked up her relationship w her friends is pure fury. but, going off of her line about ‘failing bad and ant’ i like to think that she probably hates herself the most about it. THAT IS A STRONG WORD LOL BUT YEAH. she yells and curses and gets mad, but sometimes i wonder if the words she had spat before were more directed to herself

* THIS GIRL HAS SELF-IDENTITY PROBLEMS. CAN WE GET A HELL YEAH FOR THAT CHAT? outside of having no goddamn clue about where she came from, how she got here and who she even is, scrounging up a role for herself in a server with a war on the background and traumatized kids got her resignedly coerced into thinking that she is only a Parent. Only good enough when she’s actually doing something Useful for people. SO. when she finds that ship? of having a crew and having a curse? OF FINDING OUT SHE MIGHT HAVE/ HAVE HAD A MOM THATS WAITING FOR HER?  the sense of control she has on herself is absolutely crushed. shattered, and she’s left to pick up the pieces w no one to talk abt it with <3

* adding onto the above, it’s why the line ‘I’m supposed to be mama puffy. me.’ hurts me so much! so yes! please cry with me :D

* also to add more on the fact that she thinks she’s only worth something when she’s being useful, puffy literally contemplated leaving the server, thinking that it wouldnt matter leaving since no one really needs her anyway, since she’s failed so many people. bad and ant, tommy, dream. shes said how foolish can take care of himself on how tubbo and ranboo have each other, how she and niki have drifted so far away from each that it might as well be a break up.

HOOOOOOOOOO OBOY . anon youve really given me the perfect chance to ramble huh? sorry for the rather incomprehensible brainrot, here’s more lighthearted headcanons about puffy asdhfkd

* she cannot stand still sometimes. she always has to be doing something extra, walking when the prime path is right there? shed rather go through tedious little holes or hop and balance onto fences to get where shes going. she’ll mindlessly fix up the path when there are holes or mismatched wood, and one time went on a long, long LONG journey cleaning up the paths tommy purposely DESTROYED near lmanburg and even added cobblestone sidings which werent there before

* puffys a bit of a sentimental person. writing in her log to clear her thoughts sometimes and cared enough to try and preserve lmanburg with the glass sheet and trying to find possible surviving artifacts of history to respect it, even though she’s never been a part of it. its also why, when doomsday happened and lmanburg got permanently poofed, she began to appreciate the buildings that are still standing and began taking more pics 

* she’s not used to being... what do you call it, um, cared for? she’d deflect compliments sometimes, when shes having a particular bad day, like, she’d laugh nervously and change the subject, sometimes she’d outright deny it, most days she’d jokingly say ‘staphhh it’ and add a very genuine thanks. my point being is, do something for puffy that is mildly nice and she’d keep that moment in her heart forever. 

* also funny story regarding the above. u know how karl is notorious for stealing her materials? and how puffy was contemplating doing something in retaliation for them? karl says hi for once when she joins the server and she goes ‘alright fine youre safe for saying hi’ LOL THIS WAS PROBABLY A BIT META WISE but something about this implying that the bare minimum or LESS is enough to make puffy forgive someone is very sad and funny at the same time for me. girl really said ‘oh you said hi to me? thats nice all the crimes youve ever done towards me is now forgiven. <3’ (this is a bit of an exaggeration on my part, ofc, i just think its funny LMAO) 

* ironically, despite being the ‘captain’, whenever riding a boat with someone, she prefers being on the backseat and letting them drive. ig shes just there for the ride i suppose, her and her uber drivers :3

 * she either has a rather unhealthy obsession with baked potatoes or she just doesnt wanna waste eret’s massive potato farm

* idc what cc!puffy says is c!puffy will always and forever be 5′2″ in my HEART. u are the shortest member, u cannot change this <3

* shes really fond of animals/ neutral mobs. she often baby talks to them and they help boost her mood a lot when shes having a bad day :D

* up to this day, the little secret rooms she’s created around the server have all been yet to be discovered, unless the one under bad’s house has been found. she rarely ever really keeps tabs on them, and more often than not they are just collecting dust. she still visits sometimes and cleans them up ofc

* she still genuinely thinks dream can change. cc!puffy’s line about that, ‘i’m his last hope.’ really makes me think about this a lot. 

* ive seen people talk abt it a bit but the headcanon that puffy acts as the server mom to fill the ‘void’ of her missing her mom makes me cry at night /hj

* she really likes her rainbow onesie! i headcanon that eret gave her that along w the sunglasses, but she started wearing that less when she found her old captains uniform. shes never really said why, though, and nobody ever really bothered to ask

* god bless this woman but sometimes the server members get on her nerves sometimes so she goes out of her way to traverse along far away from the main community to maybe commit a few crimes. let off some steam. these take a few days but she always returns

i probably have a lot more hcs but i cant remember them >_> THIS IS A LOT ANYWAY. HOPE U ENJOYED MY BRAIN VOMIT. IF U READ THIS FAR ILU THANK U

if there are mistakes it is bc i am crying and cannot see my keyboard and also i am sleep deprived /hj

[matsufucker]

Uhh, Sorry for the boring ask,so-- First Date with matsunos?

NON NON my sweet anon, the first request was a delight to answer, I had a lot of fun looking up playlists and seeing what would fit the matsubros! I apologize for being a lame square that is too shy to sing lol. I may or may not be trying to develop an Oso playlist as we speak. :3c

I got a bit carried away, these were supposed to be a list of headcanons but it’s a weird bullet list scenario.

I also gave all of the matsus their own phone, I don’t want to write six adults sharing one cell phone or a landline. Q Q

Osomatsu: spur of the moment and casual.

Osomatsu liked to ask you to hang out occasionally, they were mostly casual. Sharing a meal, exploring the town, watching him lose money gambling, maybe try your hand at pachinko, pretty normal things. So it wasn’t unexpected when he shot you a message to hang out in the evening.

“hey i won at the races! do u wanna eat at chibitas? ill pay for my own food” How charming.

After some light drinking (he could only afford two beers), the two of you were walking a bit before parting ways.

You walked by a small movie theater. It had faded out posters of old movies, it was probably family run or a small local theater. Osomatsu stopped and pointed at the Jackass poster.

“Oi, Y/N!! I saw some clips of this, it looks hilarious! We should watch it!”

You declined, it was getting late and you had to go to work early tomorrow. But you offered to watch a movie (Jackass or some other movie that they’re showing!) after your shift. Osomatsu’s eyes lit up.

“Yeah! Just let me know when you’re off! It’s a date!”

You had to try to not laugh. Of course Osomatsu would want to watch Jackass as a date, the least romantic movie ever. He smiled his classic grin as he watched you try to contain your laughter. “What? I’m serious!” he pouts.

You were surprised when Osomatsu showed up to the movie dressed differently. Instead wearing one of his well-worn hoodies and loose jeans, he was wearing an unbuttoned maroon shirt over a plain white tee with black jeans. He really was serious about this being a date, huh?

“I haven’t seen this outfit before!” you tease, causing Osomatsu to “eheh” sheepishly and rub his nose. He’ll reply with “I wanted to look nice for our first date!”

He’ll?? Actually pay for both of your tickets? No snacks though.

He won’t shut up during the previews! He babbles and comments on everything, good thing that it wasn’t busy and that the only other people there shushed him gently. He’ll whisper commentary throughout the movie unless you tell him to shut up.

Will 100% bump his hand against yours and side eye you with a big grin. His hand fumbles a bit before properly lacing his fingers with yours and giving an experimental squeeze. His hands are warm and softer than you expected. The backs of his hands are a bit dry, but otherwise the only notable thing is the slight clamminess of his palms. If you look at his face, his eyes are glued to the sight of you holding his hand and his smile looks like it could split his face in half.

If you lean your head against his shoulder, he’ll freeze up and accidentally grip your hand too hard. If you interpret this as a bad reaction, he’ll hurriedly say “nonono” and place your head back against him and tell you that it was really nice.

Surprisingly keeps his hands mostly to himself, the most he’ll go is wrapping a hand around your shoulder and giving rubs that are a bit too friendly.

You two walk out of the movie with Osomatsu’s arm draped around your shoulder and wanting to just touch you, you have to remind him that walking on top of you and feeling you up is not practical, especially in public. He’ll pout and say that “but you smell so nice!! And you feel so comfy!!” but he’ll relax and be content to walk hand in hand.

The two of you stop by a cheap place to grab some ice cream (if you pay) and talk about the movie and future plans? :3c

Karamatsu: dramatic king.

“Are you free tonight, starlight? ✨ Meet me at the bridge at sunset.” You smiled at the message, you were already used to his cheesy terms of endearment, and they actually made your heart thump a bit if they weren’t too ridiculous. You reply yes, appreciating that he remembered that you had a few days off work. He was always thoughtful and asked you when your free days were.

You go to the bridge a bit early, the sun was still over the horizon and bleeding gorgeous shades of orange and rose into the sky. You notice Karamatsu wearing his classic leather jacket and jeans pacing around. He was muttering to himself, waving grand gestures, and shaking his head nervously. You call his name and catch his attention. He squacks a high note before clearing his throat and turning dramatically towards you.

“Ah, so you’ve arrived, my turtledove!” he flicks a finger through his hair and smirks. Mostly unphased by his theatrics, you waved and greeted him, apologizing for startling him. 

He whips out a bouquet of red roses and kneels at your feet. People are stopping and staring. You sweat a bit, feeling everyone’s eyes burn into you.

“Karamatsu,” you whisper, “what’s happening?” You tried to sound gentle, you could tell that he went through a lot of effort, but feeling onlookers watch you was making your skin crawl.

“Y/N, my muse, the fire within my heart, I was wondering if you would join me on a da-“ He stops midflourish, noticing your uncomfortable glances at the people, before realizing that he was making a huge scene. He quickly stands up to bashfully escort you to a less crowded bench. He’s fidgeting and focused on the bouquet, are his eyes watering? Oh no.

He’s trying to hold back tears at putting you in an uncomfortable situation and it takes a bit of backrubbing and “it’s okay” before he calms down. He hides his red rimmed eyes under sunglasses. You gently ask why he asked you to come here.

Karamatsu “hmphs!” weakly flourishes the roses once more. “I wanted to see if this lovely deity would join me for a moonlit picnic by the river!” His words carry far more conviction than the roses, they were trembling softly in his grasp. You accept the roses, they’re gorgeous and look freshly picked. Either Karamatsu paid a pretty penny for these or some poor gardener is missing a dozen roses.

He leads you to a quiet spot under a tree where a picnic basket awaits. He smiles and holds his hand out for you to hold. His grip trembles a bit before gripping your hand securely. He makes sure to check if the blanket is clean before guiding you to sit down.

There are containers of star-shaped rice balls, tamagoyaki, kaarage, and strawberries in the basket, along with store bought bottles of tea. You’re amazed at the whole spread, as far as you know, Karamatsu is a mediocre cook. The rolled eggs looked a bit misshapen and some corners of the chicken were nearing burnt, but it all looked wonderful. You ask if he went through the trouble of making all of this.

“Heh, of course, I would do anything to make my Karamatsu darling smile,” you can’t help but giggle softly at his horrid lines. Your sweet laugh only seems to egg him on, for his eyes glimmer and the corners of his lips rise even higher. “Of course, to achieve this, I couldn’t have done it without a bit of assistance from my dearest mother,” he admits, rubbing the back of his neck. You can already envision Karamatsu

It’s wonderful. The sky is clear, so you get a full view of the twinkling stars and the soft glow of the moon. Karamatsu asks you about your day and you two get lost in conversation.

As conversation slows, he’ll wistfully look at the stars and say another one of his dumb rehearsed lines. “The stars are beautiful tonight… but they are just grains of sand next to you.” He’ll then get a bit bashful and say that he really enjoyed tonight and was wondering if you’d like to hang out some other time?

Choromatsu: a coffee date! But oh dear he’s a fish out of water.

He briefly considers buying two tickets to a concert, but quickly dismisses it because he too embarrassed to show you how passionate he gets over idols.

He really wants to ask you in person but he would actually break trying to get the words out so he texts you a simple “Do you want to grab a coffee at XYZ café?”

You arrive at the café and spot Choromatsu sitting at a table, flipping through a book. He’s wearing a white button up, a brown sweater, and olive trousers. When you greet him, he practically jumps out of his chair.

“H-Hello!” he squeaks, bowing his head abruptly. He looks shyly at you and breathlessly mumbles “You look nice…” He freezes up and backpedals severely, sputtering “Ni-nice, nice… this is a nice café! Have you tried their, ah, americano?” His face is stretched into a tense smile.

“Thank you! You look nice too, I haven’t seen you wear this sweater before, it suits you well!” you return the compliment and Choromatsu turns cherry red. He turns away to look at his sweater and thanks you quietly.

The two of you go to order drinks, Choromatsu buys a black americano and is kind enough to buy your drink as well.

When you settle down at a table with your drinks, you notice that Choro’s nerves have calmed down a lot, he’s no longer stuttering every word and is fidgeting a lot less.

“So, what were you reading before I got here?” you ask, recalling that it was a pretty thick novel. He perks up at your question and pulls his messenger bag out to retrieve said book.

“Ah, you see, I was reading a book about managing businesses! I’ve been looking into business management and thought that readin-“ A familiar manga tumbles onto the table and it’s swiped away quickly.

“Oh,” you interrupt him before he can start spewing out an apology or excuse, “do you like that series?” Choromatsu pauses and looks at you with an incredulous look before nodding. “Really? That’s one of my favorite mangas!” you cheer, and you can practically see his prim illusion melt before your eyes.

“Really?” he asks, and you notice a slight spark in his eyes. Bingo. You nod, eager to get to see his nerdy side. He always tried so hard to look like a proper adult, and it was a shame that he was stifling his interests. You decide to try to stoke that spark and lean in closer. “Yeah, I read it a few months ago, I didn’t think that you’d be into it! How far have you gotten, do you like it?”

He has the cutest glow in his eyes as he chatters about the series and you’re thankful for the manga slipping out of his bag, it served as a wonderful social lubricant. By the time your cup was empty, you had gotten to learn more about Choromatsu. He seemed embarrassed by his interests, but every time you reassured him that it’s fine to have passions his body relaxed a bit more. He took the time to attentively ask you questions too and overall you felt really good about this little date.

“Would you like to walk around a bit? I think there’s a bookstore nearby.” Choromatsu tentatively suggested, swirling the last dredges of his coffee around in his cup. You agree, so the two of you walked a block to the store.

His hand would occasionally sway by yours, but he would honestly be too timid to hold your hand on the first date. If you try to hold his hand, he’ll probably flinch and be rigid for a second, before relaxing.

He buys you a small piece of merch related to the manga you bonded over and the two of you part after confirming that it was a fun date!

As you leave, you hear Choromatsu hop from foot to foot and cheer to himself!

Ichimatsu: unofficial date

Hanging out with Ichimatsu was a bit uncommon. If you asked him what he was up to, he would tell you where he was in town. It took a while before you picked up that these were soft invites to join him.

One time you joined him at the park. He was sitting on the swings and lazily turned his head to watch you as you approached him.

“Sorry, I already fed the cats,” he mumbled, standing up. He smoothed out a few wrinkles on his DAT sweater. “You didn’t have anything better to do today?”

“I like hanging out with you.” Your simple reply made Ichimatsu stuff his hands into his pockets and start walking. You follow along, taking note of how cute his ears looked red.

He pauses by a cat café and you see his glimmering eyes linger on the cats snoozing by the window. He crouches and waves his hand near a fat grey cat.

“Do you want to check it out?” you ask, and Ichimatsu shakes his head slowly. “I didn’t bring money.” he murmurs, smiling as the cat’s eyes started to follow his hand.

“I can spot you!” you offer, making Ichimatsu freeze in thought. “I’d like to relax with some cats with you.” you add, hoping that’ll make Ichimatsu feel less bad about having you pay for him. He stands up and stares at your shoes.

“Sure, if you want to…” he mumbles, nervously putting his hands into his pockets again. “Thanks.”

The entrance fee of 900 yen included a drink, Ichimatsu chose to get a juice.

You settled down by a table near a cat tower and after setting his juice on the table, he sat on the floor to offer a hand to a cat.

It doesn’t take long before a calico cat is happily purring on his lap. Ichimatsu looks like he might start purring anytime soon, with how relaxed he looked scratching the cat’s ear. You don’t have as much luck as Ichimatsu with cat taming, but a fat orange cat settles next to you on the booth. It looks at you expectantly and you give it a few scritches on its cheeks.

You sip your drink and “mm!” out of surprise. Wow, it tasted really good! You notice that Ichimatsu’s drink was untouched and stand up to give it to him so he wouldn’t have to disturb the sweet calico. He thanks you and sips his orange colored juice as you take a seat on the floor with him. His sleepy eyes widen slightly and he nods approvingly.

“Did you want to try my drink?” you tilt your cup towards him and he nearly drops his juice. You weren’t expecting a reaction like that and tried to verbally backpedal “Oh, you don’t have to, you know, with germs and all-”

He grabs your wrist and tugs the drink down until the straw met his lips. He took a strained sip, he honestly looked a bit constipated for how scrunched and pink his face was for sipping a drink.

“It’s good,” he exhales. He realizes his grip on your wrist and lets go immediately, before holding out his juice. “Did you want to try? You bought it and all.” You nod and have to resist grinning at how adorable Ichimatsu looked right now, his eyes were burning holes through the ground and his cheeks were dusted pink. It looked like he was trying his best to scowl but the corners of his lips gave away the hint of a smile.

You decide to mimic Ichimatsu and gently grab his wrist to pull his cup towards you. Bright, sweet notes of mango and peach grace your mouth and, wow, he picked a good drink. You let go of his wrist and his hand stays frozen there before he brings his cup back to drink his juice again.

Cats swarm Ichimatsu and he manages to enrapture all of them effortlessly. Cats are piled at his feet and purring. They seem oblivious that you even exist and you pout a bit at being ignored. Ichimatsu notices your slight pout and he offers a hand to you without thinking. When you place your hand into his dry palms, he only then seems to realize what he just did with a tense look on his face.

He soldiers on and places his hand on the back of yours, guiding you to pet the same grey cat you encountered at the display window.

You spend a few hours just enjoying the cats and Ichimatsu’s company. When your legs start to get pins and needles from sitting on the floor too long, you notice that the café is starting to get a bit busy so the both of you decide to leave.

You notice that Ichimatsu is walking a bit closer to you than usual. His hands are stuffed in his pockets like usual, but his shoulder brushes against yours every few steps.

It’s never clarified that this was a date but Ichimatsu parts ways with a “see you later” and a soft smile.

Jyushimatsu: a fun hangout that becomes a date!

You and Jyushimatsu were walking home after a long day of fun. It was impossible to have a dull moment with him around, today consisted of various activities at the park. Volleyball, pitching baseballs, going on a small hike, Jyushimatsu finding a five leaf clover, getting chased by geese, Jyushimatsu was quick on his feet and scooped you away from the vicious birds.

You waved at Jyushimatsu as you reached where you had to part. He smiled his classic big smile and waved enthusiastically with both hands before leaving.

Not even 10 seconds later you hear him yell “Y/N!” and his sneakers slapping against the pavement. He’s slightly out of breath as he holds a flier out in front of you.

It was an advertisement for a travelling carnival that was visiting town this weekend! Jyushimatsu bounces excitedly and asks if you wanted to check it out, it wasn’t everyday that a carnival showed up! Luckily you were free so you agree to meet him at the carnival in the afternoon on Saturday.

It’s hard to miss him, you spot a bouncing ball of yellow near the entrance. Jyushimatsu’s wearing a simple outfit, an loose white shirt that’s roughly tucked into brown shorts with an oversized yellow plaid shirt. He’s rocking on the balls of his feet and when he spots you, he waves so hard you can almost hear his sleeves flapping.

“Come on, come on, let’s go!” Jyushimatsu cheers, already pointing out rides he wanted to go on. There was a rollercoaster, how does a moving carnival carry a whole rollercoaster? And a Ferris wheel? There was so much to check out!

The tickets are pretty cheap, but you notice a couple’s discount while waiting in line. When you two are next in line, Jyushimatsu suddenly stops talking and you see that he’s frozen in place. He still has his smile, but his eyes were frozen on the discount.

The employee’s tired “next in line, please,” snapped Jyushimatsu out of his trance and he jumped to the counter to buy two tickets. The teenage boy behind the register eyed you and Jyushimatsu before applying the discount.

Before you can thank him for paying, Jyushimatsu’s clothed hand pulled your hand along to join the line for bumpercarts.

After trying various rides, you decide to take a breather and just look around the various mini games and merchandise. A fat stuffed Pikachu catches your eye, and Jyushimatsu practically hurdles over the poor person managing the ring toss game to play a round.

He throws the rings way too hard but somehow three of the ten ricochet onto the bottles. He picks out a small prize and pouts that he wasn’t able to get you the Pikachu, but he got you a keychain of plush duck from Spirited Away!

The night settles over you and you decide to hit the Ferris wheel before calling it a night. Jyushimatsu bounces slightly in his seat, making the cabin shake slightly. He stops if you look nervous.

Curiosity gets the best of you and when the wheel is nearing the end of its rotation, you ask if this was a date. Jyushimatsu “ahs” in surprise and looks out the window.

“I don’t know,” he states, finally turning his head to look at you. His mouth was shut in a rare closed mouth smile, and he fiddles with the hem of his shirt.

You realize that the ride wasn’t over as it started to go for another rotation.

“I…” Jyushimatsu trails off, and his lips were pulled into a tense line. His eyes were steely as stared at his hands, gripping fistfuls of his sleeve. “Is it okay if this is a date? Do you want this to be a date?” He lifted his eyes up to meet yours, and there’s a glimmer of vulnerability in those sweet brown eyes. Your body reacts before words can leave your mouth, you feel your head shake up and down before a “yes” tumbles out. Jyushimatsu’s back straightens up like a spring and his face splits into one of his classic smiles.

“Really?” he cries, and when you reassure him he yells a “hurray” and dives into your arms. The cart rocks violently, causing you to almost fold over Jyushimatsu. You laugh as you untangle yourself from each other. He looked so pretty with his long eyelashes and contagious smile.

The two of you exit the carnival with Jyushimatsu leading the way, almost vibrating in joy as he swings your hand the entire walk back.

Todomatsu: a cute date, with a side of the youngest brother curse.

One day after a shift, you and a few of your coworkers decided to hit up a local hot pot spot! A few random people that knew your coworkers showed up, Todomatsu was among one of them. He sat across from you and introduced himself as Totty.

He seemed really sweet and socially thrived! But as the large group broke into a collection of smaller conversations, Totty seemed to take a special interest in you. He was super engaged in convo, asking questions about your interests. He apparently met your mutual acquaintance at his old job as a barista, and he was taking some time to himself before job hunting again.

After dinner, Todomatsu asks if you’d want to exchange contact? You agree, there didn’t seem to be any red flags with him! You shoot a few messages back and forth and it’s exciting getting to know a new person.

“hey, check out this cute café that opened recently!!” he messages a few days later, and after discussing a few details you finally have plans for a date.

He shows up to the date as you arrive, wearing a white shirt with thin navy stripes, a large blush sweater, and cropped brown pants. He asks if you were waiting long and is relieved when you said that you got here.

Todomatsu buys a strawberry milk tea boba and offers to buy yours. You settle down by a table by the window and he asks you how you’ve been the past few days.

As you start to talk, you notice his round attentive eyes start to drift to the window. His brows furrowed in confusion, and you stop talking.

“Totty? What’s up?” you ask, starting to turn your head to the window. You see nothing out of the usual, just a normal street with a few shops and pedestrians.

“Ah, it’s nothing! I just saw something in that store that looked really cute!” he titters, and you can’t help but notice a strain in his voice. Slightly confused, you smile and sip on your drink.

“Did you want to check it out?” you suggest, and Totty agrees very eagerly. It’s a cute trinket store, they have things like stationary, phone cases, plush animals, and jewelry.

You find a cute rabbit with a sweet smile and rosy cheeks that reminds you of Totty! You mention it to him and he giggles, cheeks turning a bit red. You continue to browse around for a bit until Totty taps you on the shoulder and gives you a small bag. Inside is a small phone charm that has the same rabbit you pointed out earlier. “So you can think of me whenever you see it!” he winks.

When you exit the store together, you hear Totty yelp. You turn to see him getting grabbed by five men that look like him. They’re frozen, with Todomatsu flailing in their grasp. They blink a few times before dropping Totty on the ground. They all smile and talk animatedly over each other, ignoring the person on the pavement.

“Uh, Totty,” you unsteadily start, unsure of how to handle this situation. How do you handle this, what the hell? You crouch a bit to help Todomatsu up, he looks like he wants the ground to swallow him up whole. “Do you know these people?”

“Ah, yes, these are…” he glances lifelessly behind him. “…my brothers.”

“His older brothers!” the one in red shouts, posing triumphantly. “We’re identical sextuplets!” he lilts offkey. You sympathetically look at Totty, his face is downcast and his eyes are shining.

“Oh, wow, sextuplets! I didn’t think I’d be meeting your family so soon,” you try to lighten the mood, and Todomatsu tries to smile but he still looks mortified. “Do you want to leave?” you whisper. His eyes practically scream yes.

You wrap your arm around Totty’s, which causes his brothers to gasp and glare at him?? The hell’s wrong wit them?

“It was nice to meet you guys, but we’re on a date!” you smile before heading off. You feel Todomatsu squeeze your arm closer to his body and whisper “thank you.”

You stop by the swings a park and Todomatsu guiltily confesses that he’s a sextuplet?

You reassure him that it’s fine, it’s interesting, but who cares? As long as his brothers being unexpected guests isn’t a normal thing, it wasn’t too relevant. He seems relieved and apologizes, this won’t happen again.

You end up just talking, swaying on the swingset. He seems more genuine now, almost like revealing his family life was a huge weight off his shoulders.

He apologizes again for his brothers and offers to make it up to you next time!

[augustinewrites]

u are so so so so lovely and talented and i just wanted to thank u for sharing ur stories online bc i have been reading them since last night. i havent genuinely enjoyed fanfiction in a really long time until i stumbled upon ur blog :’) im so grateful u decided to share ur pieces. ur stories are just so solid in a sense that you nailed everyones characterization to a t. also youre hilarious oh my god.

i’ll paraphrase but here are some banger lines that made me sit and gasp: “whats that in your coat?” “drugs.” + “do you feel any tightness in your wrist?” “no.” “how bout in your shorts omi?” + “im gq magazines ath—” “booooooooo!”

i just wanted to let u know how much i appreciate u. uve made my day (2 days actually). this might also be a love confession bc ive Fallen In Love with ur blog and how pure and genuine it is just GAHHHH!!! keep doing whatever magic it is ur doing here.

also i will point out stuff i loved most i dont think i can do them proper justice but here goes. characterization. atsumu. omi. perfect? perfect. THE FUNNY? ur stories are hilarious without being too comic or corny they just hit a perfect balance like i said — ive never read anything as perfect as what ur writing here.

the overall experience of reading your stories was so pleasant. u know what these characters are at their very core. and u make them so fun and stupid and the plot is so so perfect. u just know what ur doing dont u? the feelings are potent but so organic at the same time LIKE HOW ARE YOU THIS GOOD. yeah. i just. really enjoyed reading ur words :)

yes. thats it for now. i will be camping in ur blog like persistent lice. waving the #1 fan banner as we speak. thank u :) hope yer doin well :)

(omg im on anon bc i dont have a proper account lol ill sign my name like a nerd so ull remember my never ending internet love and ur literary prowess) (im sending this the second time bc im not sure if tumblr ate the first lol if its doubled in ur inbox… im sorreeee) —bee

I— THIS IS SO NICE??? you really have me crying on my way to class

i can hardly find the words rn but thank you ☺️ I’m glad you think I do these characters justice, ESPECIALLY omi bcs I truly had no idea how to write him in that first fic with atsumu! I was so nervous

also you picked some of my favourite lines LOL especially the megumi one. (& don’t you just love it when miya atsumu, professional athlete and Olympian, gets bullied by his own teammates and a local onigiri shop owner?)

I just love writing fic so much. because the characters in hq and jjk are so fun and stupid in their own right and just? drop them in a totally normal situation and you know they’ll find a way to make it 100% funnier. (like omi judging atsumu so hard but taking his advice anyway, or gojo satoru, certified man child, raising an actual child and forcing everyone around him to help) ‘slice of life’ fics like this just make me so happy to write bcs I love them so much, so I’m glad you don’t think they’re corny omg

IN CONCLUSION *wipes away tears* fic is so fun to indulge in, whether it’s reading or writing, and it’s even better when you’re part of a supportive community, so thank you, bee! this really made my day! please, if you haven’t been told today, you are loved and so so appreciated 💙🥺

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hii are u taking requests? if so could you maybe do a reaction of bts being their s/o’s first/taking her virginity? ty xo

Thank you to the anon who sent in this request: “hii are u taking requests? if so could you maybe do a reaction of bts being their s/o’s first/taking her virginity? ty xo” BUT I have some explaining to do. I started writing this for Seokjin and got a little (a LOT) carried away. My bias was definitely showing here. I will write the rest of the boys at a later time and compile them into a reaction, but for now, here is a one shot (lol) of you losing your virginity to Jin. 

Warnings: smut, cursing, mentions of virginity and taking of virginity, fingering, oral (f receiving), protected sex (woot!), lots of love and care, minimal alcohol consumption. 

Word count: 2.5k~ wooooops

You and Seokjin have been dating for a little over three months. Three months of absolute bliss if anyone were to ask you, and you hoped it was the same for Seokjin. At least from what you could tell he seemed to be just as smitten with you as you were with him. There was just one little thing that was holding you back from completely giving yourself over to him - you were a virgin. Seokjin knew this and was adamant that he didn’t mind either way, and that he had no problem with waiting until you were ready. And well, you felt ready.

That’s why when you got ready for tonight’s date, you picked out some pink lace lingerie to surprise your boyfriend with. You were currently wearing it underneath your dress and the two of you had dinner. It was nothing fancy, just a BBQ place near your apartment, but Seokjin had just finished up some tracks for their new album and you two wanted to celebrate with dinner and drinks.

Now, you were both walking back to your apartment, hand in hand, warming each other up from the chilly Seoul weather. “Jin?” You asked, feeling a bit brazened by the one drink you consumed earlier.

“Hmm?” He asked, looking down at you, smiling. He really did love you, more than he thinks you know.

“I think I’m ready,” you blushed, looking down at the sidewalk as Jin halted all movement, jerking you back slightly by your attached hands. Turning around, you blinked up at him through your lashes.

“YN, I’m not in a rush, you know that-”

You cut him off before he could finish, “I know Jin, really. I’m ready.” You smiled genuinely at him to let him know you were comfortable, and that you weren’t doing this to please him. 

Without saying anything else, Jin pulled you into his chest and wrapped his strong arms around you, crashing his lips onto yours. The kiss was intense, a searing heat burning through your body. He sucked your bottom lip into his mouth for a moment before releasing it and continuing his assault on your lips. You could feel arousal building in your panties at the thought of having his mouth and tongue in other places. You flushed at the vivid picture.

The kiss was hot and heavy and left both of you panting when Jin finally pulled away for air. Staring at each other for a moment, you looked up to see you were next to your apartment building. Without warning, Jin picked you up and threw you over his shoulder, practically jogging into your apartment building and up to the second floor. “Seokjin!” You shrieked, high pitched giggles falling from your lips and he ran down your hallway. Without putting you down, Jin punched in your door code and entered your apartment, heading straight for your bedroom.

“Sorry baby, I’m just so excited,” he said, tossing you gently onto your plush mattress, “you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to hear those words.” You looked down to Jin’s crotch and you noticed the large, very large, tent forming in his trousers.

Another grin spread across your face and your boyfriend adjusted himself, wincing as his rigid cock brushed against his pants. You felt bad for him, wanting to help him in some way, even if you weren’t really sure what you were doing. “There’s condoms in the nightstand,” you whispered, suddenly becoming nervous for what was about to happen.

Jin smirked at you before his eyes softened, “Let me take my time with you baby. You only get to do this once, you know.”

You nodded at him as he crawled over the bed until he was on top of you, slotted between your spread legs. He never took his eyes off you and he descended towards your lips again, this time locking you in a sensual kiss. You’ve kissed him like this plenty of times, usually turning into full blown make out sessions that leave both of you wanting. But tonight, there would be a satisfying ending to your fiery kisses. 

Jin’s hands traveled all over your body, starting from the tops of your arms, roaming down to your bare thighs, pushing the hem of your dress up slightly. “Is this ok?” He whispered against your lips before diving back in. You nodded against him, giving him the green light to pull your dress up. As Jin bunched your dress up around your middle, his fingers grazed the lacey material of your panties, causing him to pull away and look down, making you snap your legs shut in embarrassment. “Hey - it’s ok baby, don’t be nervous. If you’re uncomfortable let me know, and I’ll stop, ok?” His voice was saccharine sweet, making sure you were completely ok with what he was doing. You looked into his eyes and nodded your head, letting him know you understood. With soft hands on both your knees, Jin spread your legs for him, putting your soaked pink panties on display for him, “Fuck, YN,” he muttered, reaching down to palm at himself through his pants. He reached out towards you, running a finger over your clothed core, making you jump backwards at the sudden contact. Jin’s eyes snapped up to meet yours, making sure you were feeling ok. “I’m gonna take your panties off, are you ok with that baby?”

“Yes,” you whispered, excitement hiding behind your nervousness, “yes, please.”

Something dark flashed in Seokjin’s eyes before they softened again, “So sweet, baby,” he murmured before slipping his fingers under your panties and sliding them off your legs slowly, before stuffing them in his back pocket. Your eyes widened at his actions, making him chuckle darkly. He leaned down to leave a chaste kiss on your lips before he slides down your body, coming face to face with your dripping pussy. “So wet already and I haven’t even touched you,” his voice was breathy, soft, “can I kiss you, YN?” You knew he didn’t mean on your lips, and despite feeling embarrassed, you nodded your head quickly, wanting nothing more than to feel his tongue on you.

Slowly, eyes never leaving your face, Jin lowered his mouth onto your core, placing a quick kiss to your clit and then pulling away. You’ve touched yourself before, plenty of times, in fact, but having someone else, something foreign touch you there, was a new experience. Teasingly, Jin placed a few kisses on your pubic bone and then on your thighs, before delving back in and licking a long stripe up the center of your pussy. You cried out at the sensation of his wet tongue touching you in such an intimate way. Fireworks were exploding in your stomach, your eyes twisting shut as he continued his ministrations. Jin swirled the tip of his tongue through your folds and up to your clit, giving you just a little bit of stimulation. He didn’t want you to cum yet, just get you warmed up. Pulling back a bit, he looked up to see your face screwed up with pleasure and he smiled to himself, “I’m gonna use my fingers, ok? I’ll go slow.”

He was being so considerate of you, you felt like you might have fallen even deeper in love with him at his words. Or maybe it was his tongue, you weren’t sure. You nodded frantically, wanting to feel every part of him you could. As Jin brought a single digit up to your slit, he brought his lips back onto your clit, sucking lightly to distract you from the intrusion. As Jin’s long, crooked finger entered you, he brushed against your walls in such a delicious way it made you scream out again, “Jin! Oh - fuck!”

His fingers felt so different from your smaller ones and you’re relishing in the feeling of it. Slowly, he began pumping his digit in and out of you, all the while his tongue was flicking at your swollen bud. “M-more,” you whispered, shocking Jin. With his eyebrows raised, he slowly added a second finger, stretching you out further, “Ah - God it feels so good!” You could feel Jin smiling against you, loving the way you were squirming under him.

Jin let go of your clit and pulled his head up, still pumping his fingers in and out of you. “Can I feel you, YN?”

This was it. You were about to lose your virginity. And you couldn’t be happier. “Yes, yes, please Jin, I need to feel you.”

Quickly, Jin pulled his digits from your dripping pussy, making you whine at the loss, and grabbed a condom out of your side table. You watched through hooded eyes as he unbuttoned his slacks and slid them, and his boxers, down all at once. Your eyes nearly popped out of your head at the size of his cock. You watched it bob up and down a couple times before you heard Jin laugh. 

“Don’t worry baby, I’ll go slow, I promise.” 

You knew that your first time probably wouldn’t feel amazing, but you were even more nervous now after seeing the size of it. You nodded slowly, still not totally believing your boyfriend. You watched on as Jin tore open the condom wrapper and slid the rubber over his length. The action making your mouth water in anticipation of having him inside you. He tossed the wrapper on the nightstand and leaned over you, propping himself up with one hand, the other lazily jacking himself off before lining up with your center. Jin gazed into your eyes and your breathing picked up at what was about to happen. “Are you sure, YN? We don’t have to do this. I can eat you out all night if you want me to and we can cuddle.” The sincerity in his voice made your heart sore. As tempting as the offer sounded, you really needed to feel him inside you.

“Y-yes I’m sure, Jin,” you whispered, leaning up to place a peck on his plump lips, “I trust you.”

He smiled at your words, pushing the tip of his incredibly hard dick against your opening, “Tell me if it hurts too much, and we’ll stop. Promise me you’ll tell me.” You nodded at him. “I need to hear you say it.”

“I’ll tell you if it’s too much,” you muttered, “please just put it in me.” The whine in your voice made Jin’s cock twitch, loving how obedient you were. He’d save that kink for another time. 

Slowly, he pushed his tip into your slit, parting your lips. As he entered you, you felt a burning sensation as the skin stretched, “Ah, a-ah,” you whimpered, causing Jin to furrow his brow at you. He knew it would hurt a little, so he continued pushing into you slowly. He let go of his dick once the tip was snuggly inside of you and reached for your clit, wanting to give you some pleasure to distract you from the pain. As he began rubbing circle eights into your nub, he pushed inch by inch into your pussy. The feeling of him rubbing at your clit was sending shockwaves of pleasure through your bones, effectively making the intrusion of his member more bearable. 

“You ok?”

You nodded before remembering his words from earlier, “Ye-yes, it hurts, but it’s not too bad.” He nodded at your words, pushing in a little further, “Please Jin,” you begged, though you weren’t sure what for.

Jin pushed his hips a little quicker, bottoming out inside you. The feeling was intense. You were the tightest thing he’s ever put his dick in, and if he wasn’t careful, he would cum right away. Trying to save himself the embarrassment, he stayed still for a moment. “God YN -,” he breathed, “I need a second. You feel so fucking good.” He leaned down and kissed you again, this time brushing his tongue against your lip. You eagerly opened up for him, allowing him to slip his tongue in your mouth and explore. You make out for a moment, both distracted by the intense pleasure happening between your legs.

Pulling back, you whisper, “Please fuck me.” Your voice is high and whiny, and it sends Jin into a spiral of desire he can’t pull himself out of. Slowly, he pulls his hips back and starts to fuck into you gently. The burn you were feeling before is slowly dissipating into searing hot pleasure. You can’t control your moans anymore, loudly groaning at the feeling of his cock entirely filling you up. You weren’t expecting to feel such immense pleasure your first time. “Faster,” you beg. Fuck, he can’t say no to that.

Jin picks up his pace, slamming his hips into yours, finger still pushing into your now pulsing clit. He could tell you were close with the way you were clenching down on him, the feeling making his hips stutter. “Relax, baby. I got you. Let go,” he whispered against your mouth before placing a sweet kiss on your forehead. Usually when you touch yourself, your orgams builds slowly before snapping, but this time it hits you all at once. It was like the earth stopped spinning momentarily and all you could feel was the static shock rolling through your body in waves. You let out a loud curse at the feeling as Jin fucks you through your high. It wasn’t until your muscles finally relax that you realize Jin has completely stilled inside you. “Fuck, baby,” he pants out, forehead coming down to rest on yours, “I couldn’t last any longer, you were clenching down on me so hard.”

You let out a long sigh, completely sated, “Thank you, Jin,” you murmur.

“For what?” He laughs.

“Making me feel comfortable and making sure I felt good. I was expecting it to hurt a lot more.”

Jin shook his head, bringing his clean hand up to cup your cheek, “I would never hurt you, YN. I love you.”

Your world stopped spinning again, only this time it was for a different reason. You two have never said those words to each other before. Though you knew you loved him, and you felt loved by him, those three words haven’t slipped into a conversation yet. Butterflies were erupting in your stomach, making you feel giddy and nervous at the same time. A grin slowly spread across your face as you met his gaze, causing him to giggle.

“I love you, too.”

[muwur]

do u think u could write something fluffy for atsumu? :D (if not, bc he just showed up in the anime, futakuchi?) nd they/them pronouns pls :3 ty ty!!!

dating headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for atsumu and futakuchi

❧ gn reader

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a/n: oml my first request fgrinffej thank u anon <3 been doing sum ~research~ and brainstorming snaccing and i hope this is okay ! >:) for u i shall do both ppl hehe. feel free to lmk if you would like me to redo or add anything, i wanna do my requests justice :*)

also i find myself gettin inspo at 4 am ofhfuohf i hope this is a bit fluffy, tho its a bit playful n snarky as well fnoggrefjf. also this took me so long bc i literaly got this whole other idea LMAOOOO but i find it more suitable as a separate piece so be on the lookout for that (nudge nudge itll feature atsumu ;) i got a bit carried away AAHA). here u goo

atsumu

✧ boi’s a tease

✧ on days he stays really late to practice so like?? most days LOL  you drop by a nearby eatery and pick up some fatty tuna (or something else, you like to change it up sometimes even if fatty tuna is his fave)  for him to munch on (gotta replenish your body!!)

✧ even though it’s for him, he’ll make you share the food with him as you both sit on a field nearby the gym

✧ likes to feed you but exaggerates it just to mess with you

✧ “say ahh, y/n” he coos with a smirk when he holds out some food from his chopsticks

✧ and just to mess with him back, you close your mouth around the piece, taking it from the chopsticks slowly and never breaking eye contact with him until after you chew and swallow

✧ “ah, that was delicious, honey” you smile cheekily

✧ rip atsumu, he malfuncc inside

✧ however

✧ fights you for the last piece of any food or snack you’re sharing

✧ “why even offer sharing if you’re just gonna hog it all”

✧ “you were just slower than me, that’s not my problem”

✧ in the end, he would definitely just let you have it. Only fights you when hes bored and wants to provoke you, which is often

✧ pretty affectionate in public. likes to ruffle your hair or place a head on your hand, no matter what height you are

✧ especially likes to do this when you’re annoyed at him, which kinda makes it not cute anymore and you just wanna punch him in the face

✧ as annoying as he could be tho you had to admit that your bickering could be quite fun he was definitely a caring partner

✧ is quick to take notice how youre feeling, liek:

✧  “hey, are you feeling okay?”

✧ “yeah im fine, why?”

✧ “you know you dont have to lie, right? you cant hide these things, anyways, i can just tell if something’s up. what’s wrong, babe?”

✧ pulls you aside to talk things out a little, then offers to spend some time together after practice  

✧ squeezes your hand as he walks you home, plants a soft kiss to your forehead before parting ways, and says goodnight

✧ he also notices any changes, no matter how small, in your appearances:

✧ *scrutinizing you* “what do you want, atsumu?”

✧ “did you do something different today? maybe like with your hair or uniform or something?”

✧ “o-oh, yeah, i did.”

✧ “hm. it really suits you, actually.”

✧ “oh, thanks. it’s such a small change, i didnt think anyone would notice--”

✧  “dont get too ahead of yourself, i didnt say it looked nice-- im kidding, im kidding!” he has to say in order to defend himself from your piercing glare

✧ lowkey highkey cant go long without seeing you

✧ so when he finally gets to spend some time with you, he’s even more touchy than usual

✧ you eye him suspiciously before saying, “you’re acting like you missed me or something”

✧  “yeah, i did miss you. something wrong with that?” he asks, burying his face in your neck as he hugs you from behind

✧ “yes, because its been two days”

✧ expect lots of kisses and hugs, though. mans is deprived and he gets what he wants (with consent, of course)

✧ makes sure everyone knows he’s there to stand up for you if necessary, which can be pretty intimidating

✧ loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder. will take selfies with your sleeping face and show you later

✧  “you look cute even when you’re drooling all over my arm”

✧ doesn’t talk about how he sniffed or kissed your head when you were asleep. definitely doesn’t admit how he was whispering about how lucky he was to be in love with you asdfghjk

✧ was the first to admit he loved you

✧ it occurred after his team won a game to qualify for nationals. excitedly, you raced your way to meet him and tackled him in a hug. who cares if he was sweaty. “i knew you guys would win, and im so proud, atsumu.”

✧ he stumbled a bit and hugged back. he pulled away shortly to look you in the eye

✧  “y/n, i love you.”

✧ and all you could do was blush before he pulled you into a soft, yet passionate kiss

✧ surrounded by like. literally everyone lol

✧ osamu just fake gags in the background

✧ later that day:

✧  “sooooo do I get a reward for winning ? ;)”

✧  “dont push your luck”

✧ but you do spend the night just chilling at his place, watching a movie and cuddling, unwinding from a long day

futakuchi

✧ you met each other in class, bonding over how bored and sleepy you both were

✧ one day he started passing you notes and you went with along it until this class’s purpose in y’alls lives was just for goofing off and totally not to see each other’s smiles or be a bit flirty

✧ loves to mess around with you, but also thinks highly of you

✧ shortly after you started dating and met the boy’s volleyball team, moniwa asks you to please keep futakuchi in line

✧  “babe, please, you’re driving your seniors crazy”

✧ but ever since he became captain, you could sense that futakuchi seemed more responsible

✧ but poor bby was also wayyyy more tired than usual

✧ you poked his back with your pencil whenever you found him dozing off in class, just in time before he risked getting caught by the teacher

✧ you also nagged him about getting more rest and maintaining his health, doing things to help him out until he gave in and made a better attempt at taking care of himself

✧ unless you have other activities going on, you’d usually come by the gym to watch practice and then walk home with futakuchi

✧ you always bring him and his team snacks. they all love you, especially koganegawa

✧ “how are you and y/n dating, they’re so much nicer than futaku--”

✧ cant even finish his sentence before the captain smacks his head and poor kogane chokes on his snacc

✧ but les be real you also go to admire your manz

✧ on the walk home one day:

✧  “you hit a really good spike today”

✧ sheepishly scratches the back of his head, “oh, thanks. kogane’s sets are improving, so it’s getting easier to hit the ball”

✧ secretly loves and craves your praise

✧ futakuchi’s pretty down for pda. you two can often be seen walking down the aisles, hand in hand

✧ will also give you lots of pecks, especially on your cheeks and lips

✧ he also insists on helping you carry your things

✧ wants you to rely on him

✧ saw you shivering once and took his jacket off, draping it around you like nbd

✧ lets just say he wishes he coulda thought of that sooner dhqnwxhgergk  youre not allowed to look this cute

✧ but now you literally keep half his closet in your house cuz he always tells you to return it whenever you want

✧ could go on dates anywhere and literally have such a good time. the night market? y’all will share foods and play games the whole time. the park? he could go for a nice, relaxing walk, or if it’s at night, he’d love to lie in the grass and admire the night sky with you (as long as you hold hands lol). at home? would totally binge some shows or movies with you, has sour gummies n a blanket ready to share hog

✧ can be a tease, but will protect you at all costs

✧ glares at anyone who looks at you with interest (boi gets jealous)

✧ had to pull you into his arms and give you a kiss to save you from getting hit on by someone from a rival school. “hey babe, i’ve been looking for you. let’s head back, everyone’s waiting.”

✧ you happily follow him, not noticing how futakuchi looks back at his now sworn-enemy and sticks his tongue out at them

✧ he will fIGHT anyone who hurts you, is very overprotective to say the least

✧ always makes sure he knows where you’re at, starts to worry a bit if you’ve gone mia

✧ got reallly worried one time when he called you like 5 times and you didnt pick up!

✧ 20 minutes later his phone rings and he picks it up immediately. “hello? y/n? are you okay?? you haven’t been answering me for a while.”

✧  “ahh, yes, im sorry about that, my phone died :P”

✧ thinks the best cuddles are the ones in which you both end up falling asleep. also likes to admire your sleeping face totes not a creeper

✧ also loveloveloves to snuggle you from behind and bury his face in your neck and loves to just smELL you

✧ you told him you loved him first

✧ you were having a rough day when you heard a knock on your door

✧ opening it, you found a futakuchi giving you a small smile and carrying a plastic bag full of goodies. “i, uh, didn’t want you to be alone, so i thought we could hang out for a bit? just us two, your favorite snacks, and whatever else you want to do”

✧ touched by his gesture, you pulled him in by his jacket’s collar and gave him a long kiss

✧ after separating, you looked into his eyes as you cupped his face gently. “thank you, kenji. i love you. this means a lot to me”

✧ ejiufnicenjfdhksujsk he nearly melted in place

✧ later tries playing the pocky game with you, but then y’all forget about the pocky after your first round and stick to the smooching

[deerixiie]

Hello I saw that your matchup is open and jump at the opportunity haha I would like a matchup with a haikyuu male player... I’m a straight female and I procrastinate a lot I enjoy reading books while listening to music, my friends say I have a big passion for food, I love to bake and cook hehe, I have a great sense of humour and laidback but I can be sassy,I want a guy who can be laidback someone I can relate to and chill with and share my love of food so we could go to a resto together! (1/2)🐱

hi 🐱 anon, thank u for requesting! this post is long overdue i really hope you see this 😭 (matchups are closed!!)

i match you up with osamu!

the entire time i read this i was just like “OSAMU!! OSAMU!! O S A M U”

osamu is not only really laidback but he absolutely loves food and you guys would definitely click!!

i can see you guys making food together or just chilling and watching movies

osamu find your sassiness so attractive, he’d definitely say things for the sole purpose of riling you up

definitely childhood friends to lovers!! you guys were so close as kids because of your similarities that it was just a given that you ended up falling in love and dating

but beware, a relationship with osamu means you’re somewhat close to atsumu

atsumu is,, okay. he teases you guys a lot though to try to get a reaction out of you, especially when it comes to your relationship with osamu, but i feel like you’d get along with him

you guys can talk for hours about food and stuff and osamu finds that extremely comforting

he likes sharing his passion with you :)

HE MAKES LITTLE BENTOS FOR YOU AND PUTS NOTES IN THEM!!!!

you guys just match really well, he still can’t believe he found someone like you and definitely cherishes you

osamu knows you like the back of his hand and whenever he’s out somewhere and he sees something that reminds him of you he’ll get it for you 🥺

i have this gut feeling osamu hates shopping for no reason but he endures it for you <3 he likes seeing you get giddy over outfits and will smile softly at you

if you end up procrastinating and start freaking out he’ll definitely try his best to calm you down. if he can he’ll come over and stay with you while you do homework! he might even just whip up some onigiri for you to snack on while you’re working :(

if you’re feeling a bit lazy one day, osamu will definitely sit with you and watch movies with you!! movie marathon with popcorn and cuddles? he’s down

pda with him is so casual,, he’s known you for his entire life so slipping an arm around your shoulder or pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead is second nature to him

if you’re baking/cooking something he’ll definitely stand by to watch you and give you tips.. just imagine him casually slipping a hand under your shirt and rubbing your back as you like stir batter or chop onions or smth

okay going off of that him standing directly behind you and murmuring in your ear while you cook 😳🦋🦋

totally out of the blue with this one but he desperately wants to marry you, he’s choosing out a ring and everything

scenarios <3

how he fell in love

since you’re childhood friends i think he’s always loved you

it started to click when he’s in his like,, 3rd year of junior high and they’re playing truth or dare after practice (you’re not there) and it’s atsumu’s turn to ask, so osamu decides to pick truth just to throw tsumu off

but then he asks “do you have a crush on y/n?” and osamu is just “...”

“…”

“…”

“...”

holy crap he does!

(basically he thought for a bit and then kinda realized how much he loves you)

(well he’s still in junior high he thinks it’s just a crush type thing but you get it)

he tries lying but atsumu sees right through him lol

anyway now he’s fully aware of his “crush” but it doesn’t really change your relationship with him yk? he’s still comfortable with you he’s just now violently aware of his racing heart and red cheeks whenever you’re close to him

how you two started dating?

okay shockingly enough it’s tsumu that gets the two of you together

he’s pretty fed up with the way you two are just quietly pining after each other

and because he’s cliche he waits till valentine’s day lol

in japan valentine’s day is typically a girl giving chocolates to the boy she likes so of course atsumu goes ahead and decides to get you to get osamu chocolates

and you’re really opposed to the entire thing at first (“wHAT IF HE SAYS NO?” “HES FREAKIN WHIPPED FOR YA HES NOT SAYING NO”) but he’s able to sway you over

at this point osamu is pretty popular in school so he’s getting a lot of confessions and chocolates

tsumu distracts him and when he’s not at his desk you quickly give him the chocolates paired with a cute little note and then run away

in your panic you forget to put your things at the bottom so a little pink envelope deforested with onigiri stickers and some chocolates that are labeled “from y/n” are just sitting on his desk

fast forward to the end of the day, samu finally reads his stuff and finds your letter

your letter said something on the lines of “i really like you and i hope we can be something more than friends” meaning osamu is PANICKING because you essentially asked him out

but yea as youre walking home osamu slips away from practice to talk to you and cough cough romantic stuff and whatever and now y’all are dating 😁😁

first date?

you actually don’t go on a official date till white day!!

you’ve been just spending time at home together, sitting and cuddling and cooking and all that jazz

white day is march 14th, a month after valentine’s day. it’s basically valentine’s day but switched, meaning hes giving you chocolates this time

so in your white day letter thing or wtvr he basically puts “go on an *actual* date with me?” and of course you say yes

there’s a bunch of stuff going on for white day for couples but he takes you to the place you guys met as kids- a playground

you guys just sit around and he brought some food you guys made together once and you kind of just sit on the playground and eat onigiri and vibe together

it’s when the sun is setting that he finally leans over and kisses you- and it’s the best kiss in your entire life

okay that’s it im done! thank you for requesting ^^ matchups are closed!