#phub

[poisonedprose]

2k follower event ! - 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐀𝐖 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓

carrd - nav - masterlists - reqs

i cannot believe we are at 2k??? 😭😭 this is so crazy to me, thank you all so much<33 i love you guys and i love creating for all of you and im so glad you all enjoy my work and have decided to follow me and support me 🫶🫶 enjoy the (emoish) y2k (ish) theme for 2k followers <3

NOTE you will need a twitter account to view most, if not all, of these links!

fandoms this event includes ; the last of us, resident evil, call of duty (im not comfortable doing any of the other fandoms i would normally do.)

CD PLAYER - NOW PLAYING: P LINKS FOR 2K

BABY TEE - the last of us

⋆ DINA putting the strap she found on patrol to good use ⋆ ELLIE helping her inexperienced!best friend ⋆ ABBY teasing you after you backtalked her ⋆ JESSE letting you ride him before he goes out for patrol ⋆ grinding on JOEL's boner to wake him up in the morning ⋆ getting your pussy ate by DINA ⋆ ELLIE gently fucking her cutesy girlfriend with a dildo

STAR CLIPS - resident evil

⋆ CARLOS fucking his brat!gf softly as a punishment after begging for rough sex ⋆ re4!LEON using his roommates cunt in the middle of the night ⋆ re2!LEON eating out his best friend and then softly fucking them ⋆ ADA watching you squirm for her own pleasure ⋆ softdom!JILL letting you fuck her with her strap ⋆ pleasuring yourself and re2!CLAIRE at the same time ⋆ trans!LUIS handcuffing you and fucking you with his strap

MINI SKIRT - call of duty: mw

⋆ KONIG using his virgin!gf's thighs to get off ⋆ PRICE giving his neighbor a nice lil gift for christmas ⋆ after a hard mission SOAP needs to relax by eating a nice warm pussy ⋆ teasing GHOST under the table during a meeting ⋆ mean!SOAP who keeps edging you even though your right on the brink of the best orgasm of your life :(( ⋆ GAZ letting you use him however you please ⋆ PRICE makes love to you before he goes on a 3 month long mission

[stonelovesbeer]

[shazaminachurch]

Maybe it's just the pron I watch? But the comment sections on phub are always super positive and genuinely pleasant, in my experience

[thatvampybitch]

It’s just me and

against the world

[sifytech]

All about Phubbing: The Latest Tech Epidemic

If we don't watch out, phubbing can cost us a lot more than we bargained for, warns Adarsh. Read More. https://www.sify.com/technology/all-about-phubbing-the-latest-tech-epidemic/

[okierazorback]

Some More on Phubbing

Below is an article from The Guardian on rules for phubbing Stop phubbing! The 10 rules of smartphone etiquette – from the bathroom to your bed The article listed 10 main bullet points: Continue reading Untitled

[willgrahamscock]

miss cock why are you putting gay porn on my dash (again)

depressed middle aged emo gets dominated by perverted therapist

[solsbasement]

Alfred has a pornographic impersonator who goes by the name of "Alfred F. Bones" and the one time he was asked for a comment, Alfred just said: "To Mr. Bones' fans, I'm very flattered you all think I've got that kind of equipment down there. Don't think for a minute that I haven't seen none of those tweets. And to Mr. Bones himself, you've made celebrating the first few hours of Fourth of July hell of a lot more interesting. Best regards 🇺🇸✨️"

[kaiidos]

being trans is so funny because you can be the tiniest fucking twink known to man and still have the voice of a 36-year-old radio announcer

[okierazorback]

Word of the Day -Phub

Verb: Phub verb (used with object), phubbed, phubbing. to ignore (a person or one’s surroundings) when in a social situation by busying oneself with a phone or other mobile device: Hey, are you phubbing me? verb (used without object),phubbed, phub·bing. to ignore a person or one’s surroundings in this way. Think Phone + snub Synonyms: As this is a recently birthed word, no synonyms were…

[pinkandblueblurbs]

the way he picks her up from the ground after she sucks his dick and he says “good job, baby”

PLZ AND HIS “how does that feel, baby girl?”

[moviemosaics]

The Monk and the Gun

directed by Pawo Choyning Dorji, 2023

[demonic-shadowlucifer]

ngl the funniest part of the whole mark robinson situation is the amount of people shocked that a lot of adult websites have comment sections.

...have yall not seen the absolute gold that is the comment sections of phub.